If you ignore the actual sketch and listen to the Nazi Officer he really does tell a pretty interesting story.. So the other day he's at the local market buying some bread when he notices Hitler and Eva (who is taller than you might think) doing the same thing. As he is rarely up close to Hitler, he also notices that, being near the weekend, the little hairs on either side of Hitler's mustache are starting to grow in. Someone definitely needs a fresh shave! So, the Officer greets Hitler with a standard salute and is stoked when Hitler returns with a down-low half salute, all cool-like. Then he realizes how funny it is that Hitler doesn't say "Heil Hitler" back like he's used to hearing from everyone else. Starting some small talk, the Officer tells Hitler that he's been quite busy, and is delighted to hear Hitler chuckle with the response, "you and me both". What a sense of humor! Finally, if that wasn't enough, the best part of the story reveals that as Hitler begins to leave, he remarks, "Well, there's no point in getting bread if you're not going to get..." Then he and the Nazi Officer both say "cheese" at the same time, look to each other and both yell "Jinx!" Just like a couple of normal guys! A pretty cool story and the Cadet was pretty rude to keep interrupting it.
I just realized the other day that churlish was an actual word lol. I thought the substitute was just continuing to mispronounce things and said childish wrong.
Wtf is up with these moronic comments on youtube? Must be creators trying to boost their channel with bots. "Insert random point of video that wasn't that funny" followed by a compliment without mentioning anyone or the channel, just following a script.
@@daisaigaming6836 Caucasian, sure. White? Last time I checked Palestinians, Syrians, Lebanese, Iraqis, etc weren't white and they're all from around the same plot of dirt.
@@rigfordthebarbarian2895 Except the majority of the jewish population are not living in those country's , the majority is living in the United States.
0:40 - I love how he is fidgeting around with his gloves like that, l feel like 95 percent of WWII films have at least one scene where a Nazi officer is fiddling around with his gloves in a way that is very noticeable
Now it's become a cliché, but it originally was a great way to represent the arrogance of the supremacy mindset combined with the need for both literal and social hygiene in a single piece of clothing. The gesture of course standing for "my work is done" and " I get to relax here for a moment", while the color signifies a lack of emotion.
No bro that drastic kind of character development only happens if there is a massive heartbreak involved. Something like the girl you loved and knocked up didn't agree to marry you. ie Claire pritchett in Phil's case.
Although I don't know how many GI'S used M1903 Springfields in the ETO apart from snipers. That's definitely not a sniper rifle due to the fact it has a bayonet lug.
I love the white guy actor. He's always good at playing an arrogant jack*** in movies. He's the same dude who played the snobby rich guy in the dawn of the dead remake. You love to hate him.
'It was the weekend and the little hairs had just started to grow on the sides of the moustache' Somehow the idea of Hitler not shaving regularly is f*cking hilarious.
This is so brilliantly funny and relatable. If I got a pfennig every time I had to shoot someone for interrupting my Hitler stories, I'd be able to buy a new graphics card.
@@SoapinTrucker I guess you could argue he needs a better life and that one of the best happened in his life shouldn’t be key and peele, but I disagree. They are that good.
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Phil has gone a long way from selling houses
@Boco Corwin yea so obviously it’s his ancestor
@Boco Corwin omg Phil's dad is a Nazi ? Noooooooooooooooo
"If you ain't white then you ain't right"
@@jarth2358 haha Yeah, that Tshirt
@@rahulravi6394 I think grandfather
As a german i gotta admit, this is exactly how i imagine my accent sounds when telling my friends about Hitler in english.
I want to be your friend
@@Potatomatoo saf isgoed
Especially the guy telling his funny story how he met Hitler and supermarket is actually a Jewish actor
Yeh germans are quite fond of Hitler
Tf
If you ignore the actual sketch and listen to the Nazi Officer he really does tell a pretty interesting story.. So the other day he's at the local market buying some bread when he notices Hitler and Eva (who is taller than you might think) doing the same thing. As he is rarely up close to Hitler, he also notices that, being near the weekend, the little hairs on either side of Hitler's mustache are starting to grow in. Someone definitely needs a fresh shave! So, the Officer greets Hitler with a standard salute and is stoked when Hitler returns with a down-low half salute, all cool-like. Then he realizes how funny it is that Hitler doesn't say "Heil Hitler" back like he's used to hearing from everyone else. Starting some small talk, the Officer tells Hitler that he's been quite busy, and is delighted to hear Hitler chuckle with the response, "you and me both". What a sense of humor! Finally, if that wasn't enough, the best part of the story reveals that as Hitler begins to leave, he remarks, "Well, there's no point in getting bread if you're not going to get..." Then he and the Nazi Officer both say "cheese" at the same time, look to each other and both yell "Jinx!" Just like a couple of normal guys! A pretty cool story and the Cadet was pretty rude to keep interrupting it.
That definitely was quite an awesome Hitler story. They should reprise this character with an even better one.
And I'm surprised to know that how much free time he has 😂
That’s funny cause he really could have waited for the story to end 😂😂
😂😂😂
wow its liek hes just an everyday regular people like me.
I just realized, when Mueler says "insobordinate and churlish" it is the same thing the substitute teacher says when he keeps A-Aron out of the class.
I just realized the other day that churlish was an actual word lol. I thought the substitute was just continuing to mispronounce things and said childish wrong.
How can you miss that, that was epic with the substitute and for him to repeat it, priceless
I am using Churlish for now on
You mean Mr.Garvy?
I made the same comment a long time ago.... No likes nor can I even find it 😂😂
And that, kids, is how Key and Peele met.
Ahahah
Then they became best friends and did white face to escape the nazis
Legen….waitforittillthenazislooseww2…DARY
1000th like
"I'm assuming you have a better Hitler story"
These guys are amazing!
Hahaha, that part was so funny
That's exactly what the video said, very good!
Wtf is up with these moronic comments on youtube? Must be creators trying to boost their channel with bots. "Insert random point of video that wasn't that funny" followed by a compliment without mentioning anyone or the channel, just following a script.
@@mystic2982 *sad robot noises* :(
@@mystic2982 relax jew
"I can never get used to those final death throes"
Dodges like fucking Neo.
"You know, I didn't meet Hitler to hurt your feelings..."
LMAO
lol, hilarious
Honestly the funniest bit is how he just randomly starts to have a craving for chocolate and just goes for it 😂😂😂
It could be his last day. 😅
Yeah it's funny how you can actually hear him unwrap the chocolate and take a bite.
@@onimusha950 So true, like how would he have thought that damn now's a really good time for chocolate, and then starts unwrapping that bad boy 😂
😂😂😂 intrusive thoughts won
"insubordinate and churlish." awesome throwback to substitute teacher xD
hahah I also noticed that
It's important to capture the cadence. "Insubordinate. And churlish." 😎
Phil has taken his: "You ain't white, you ain't right." thing, a little bit too far.
jews are white though.
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@daisaigaming6836 you must be fun at parties
@@daisaigaming6836 Caucasian, sure. White? Last time I checked Palestinians, Syrians, Lebanese, Iraqis, etc weren't white and they're all from around the same plot of dirt.
@@rigfordthebarbarian2895 Except the majority of the jewish population are not living in those country's , the majority is living in the United States.
0:40 - I love how he is fidgeting around with his gloves like that, l feel like 95 percent of WWII films have at least one scene where a Nazi officer is fiddling around with his gloves in a way that is very noticeable
He's given the orders, so his "work" is done, so its rest time. Just like the common man 🙄
Smith & Jones covered this subject quite well.
ruclips.net/video/U_Z6tv7cQmM/видео.html
@@forgivemenot1 Yes i was thinking of this exact sketch. XD
Now it's become a cliché, but it originally was a great way to represent the arrogance of the supremacy mindset combined with the need for both literal and social hygiene in a single piece of clothing. The gesture of course standing for "my work is done" and " I get to relax here for a moment", while the color signifies a lack of emotion.
Well, those aren't exactly comfortable to wear for a long time, right?
"Do you speak during the cinema? The story has a build." Hahahaha
😂😂😂 his tone of voice …
Ty Burrell is a fantastic actor
"I didn't meet Hitler to hurt your feeling"
😂😂😂
69th like! Yeeeoooo!
"Insubordinate and churlish" made me laugh more than anything
Love the reference
I was looking for this comment lol
Phil really took the “ if you ain’t white you ain’t right“ joke and ran with it
This is an alternate reality of Phil Dunphy if he never got into cheerleading.
If he never met Claire.
No bro that drastic kind of character development only happens if there is a massive heartbreak involved. Something like the girl you loved and knocked up didn't agree to marry you. ie Claire pritchett in Phil's case.
@@arc4055: he never won Jay’s approval.
"insubordinate and churlish" -- where have I heard that before, A A Ron?
Mischievous and deceitful!
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@@bbennyj Timothy, is that you? Did you pick up your daughter from school?
"I didn't mean for Hitler to hurt your feelings" 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Great to see Phil Dunphy on a new career
Guess he took his family camp team as seriously as his t-shirt suggested
This is the most realistic stab dodging that I have ever seen :D
Death throes you mean?
@@acctsysHERR MULLER WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!
@@user-ok2jy1jh3k ... ... Insubordinate. Churlish.
I want a whole comedy movie about key and peele in WW2 😭
I'm surprised how much effort was put into making everyone's weapons historically accurate lol.
Although I don't know how many GI'S used M1903 Springfields in the ETO apart from snipers. That's definitely not a sniper rifle due to the fact it has a bayonet lug.
Garands are quite easy to get. They are everywhere.
They most likely used the '03A3@@alanmacpherson3225
Bro I haven't laughed this hard watching key and peele 😭💀 I mean like it was a long time since I laughed like this
The chocolate bar will always kill me hahahaha
This is such a kid-friendly ending😂
A happy ending.
Yeah but 2 guys died in the start.
Phil's Halloween madness
I love the white guy actor. He's always good at playing an arrogant jack*** in movies. He's the same dude who played the snobby rich guy in the dawn of the dead remake. You love to hate him.
It's Phil from Modern Family.
His name is Ty Burrell and he's hilarious. I might've spelled his last name wrong
you should see him in Modern Family. you'd love to love him there.
Ma man Phil Dunphy
@@SwarleySwablu I just realized it was Phil lol
the ep where they do the house to house search is BRILLIANT !!
Back in my day, this was labeled “awesome Hitler story”
ikr, it is what i typed in the searchbox and this came out.
That guy telling the story fits so well with Key&Peele
And that's how Key and Peele met, made a great friendship,,,
'It was the weekend and the little hairs had just started to grow on the sides of the moustache'
Somehow the idea of Hitler not shaving regularly is f*cking hilarious.
This is so brilliantly funny and relatable. If I got a pfennig every time I had to shoot someone for interrupting my Hitler stories, I'd be able to buy a new graphics card.
Hahaha !
(Hoping I am laughing at a joke, though...)
@@RadouaneSbaa It's only funny if it has an element of truth to it.
@@CatGamer-wc2ij Savage !
(love it!...)
Insubordinate & Churlish just like A-A-Ron
Good eye
Key & peele is seriously one of the best things that happened in my life
They admitted to taking most of their inspiration from George Carlin. Great nod to him.
Wow. SMH
EDITED TO ADD CLARITY TO/FOR CAT GAMER: "Key & peele is seriously one of the best things that happened in my life"
@@SoapinTrucker I guess you could argue he needs a better life and that one of the best happened in his life shouldn’t be key and peele, but I disagree. They are that good.
@@CatGamer-wc2ij It's your reality, enjoy it.
@@SoapinTrucker this isn’t my post. You replied to Al, so not sure what you’re speaking about now...
The wink at the end 😂😂
He plays a great Han Mulluer. FANTASTIC!
Hahaha this commander is so funny with The Duo😂
The best Key and Peele skit and it wasn’t even because of them 😂
Love a bit of Key & Peele
Goddam i don't know whos preparing the wigs in these sketches, but the result is really fucking top notch!!!
I thought he is realtor by day, magician by night.
I saw this skit once before watching Modern Family. And now I have seen it again after watching Modern Family. It's a different feeling.
The final wink was the best part! 😅
No one does an open house like Phil Dunphy
One of the best yet.
"I lo0o0ove Hitler"
"Who doesn't?" 😅😂🤣
I like to think they both lived happily ever after and escaped. History tells a different story
4:14 best scene🤣🤣
One of my favorites
"insubordinate and churlish"😭😭
“So I’m assuming you gott a better Hitler storrggy”😭😭
“Proceed, of course”. 😂
Ending is priceless
Now Phil's "If you ain't white, you ain't right" T-shirt all makes sense
Tyrell is just too good
“Do you speak dugring zi cinema, the storrggy has a build but if you keep interrupting you kill zi momentum”
😂😂😂
Phil's team motto "If you ain't white, you ain't right" makes a lot of sense now 😂😂😂
Ty can nail action movies
We need to see more sketches where Key and Peele are not fighting each other.
Phil dunphy the legend 😂😂😂
Yes, overshadowed Key and Peel like a boss.
And that's how key and peele met
It gets much funnier when he started eating the chocolate 😂
I love Ty Burrel mN
Imma tell to my kids, this is tarantino movie.
"Insubordinate. And churlish." Where have I heard that before? 🤣🤣
Damn they're too funny 😂 🤣 😆
"it's not a big deal Claire, i just train tigers for a living'
"you know down low very cool" that's so dark LMAOO
That was amazing. I wish it was a full length film haha
4:15 when you come back to the History channel after the ad break
Churlish Hahaha. That wink in the end kills it.
The dude who carried modern family
Whole new meaning to "fake it until you make it"
Awesome
The look and the wink at the end too much 😆😆😆😆😆😂😂😂😆😆😆😆😆
I'm going to say it, the wigs for this sketch are on point.
That blink🤣🤣
"Insubordinate and churlish" is from that other Key and Peele skit about the substitute teacher yelling at kids for mispronouncing their names 😂
Stuff legends are made of
I love the substitute teacher teference
"Insubordinate! And churlish!" Wasn't expecting any Substitute Teacher lines. They got me. I LOL'D 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
It gets funnier the more you watch it😂 third time now
This is too funny 😂
Best part of the storiiickkkk!😆
Insubordinate and churlish. 😂 love when they use their own inside jokes
"insubordinate and churlish" I was done.
“Insubordinate and churlish”. A subtle hint from their Substitute teacher bit.😂
One of my best.
... at the Nuremberg Rally, it was very inspirational
Norm Macdonald would be proud
“I know I was there, everyone was there” LMAOOOOO
Jay must have been very proud. 😂
“insubordinate and churlish” i expected mr. garvy to claim his line
these guys are the best
WHY AM I NOW NOTICING THAT THIS IS PHIL LOL
Lmfao same. I was watching modern family and just realised this
The uniform is so accurate.
That substitute teacher line tho😮😅😅😅
This is funny as heck. 😂😂😂
Anyone else notice that the line "insubordinate, Churlish" is from the school skit with the teacher who spent 20 years in the city?