I'll never forget watching this movie with my roommate when Netflix still let the audience post reviews, and us dying over a 1-star review that said "WHO??? For WHAT???? And WHY?????????"
@@guccimalcs There's nothing about stupid right wingers that make them any better than stupid left wingers. good job trying to interject bullshit politics into a horror movie thread.
@@jonathanjolivet2057 If you dont think metflix is bias than youre either A, completely ignorant. B, willfully ignorant . C, purposely lying. Netflix have shown time and time again theyre left wing,and routinely shove their propaganda into it.
It would be funny if Evil Boots actually never meant any harm to anyone. He set up a nice table for the family, got rid of the photo of the dad to save them grief, was trying to fix the pilot light, and accidentally knocked over and killed people while trying to pick them up.
and then it was revealed that the MUSIC was the antagonist who framed nice boots and killed weird fuck Chris then there would be a sequel about nice boots evading and stopping the music.
Probably my least favorite sub genre of movie is the "c*ck tease film" where they taunt you with something like a monster or ghost or Batman fighting Stalin but it never happens or appears in a blink and you'll miss it scene. That goes double for movies where theres no clear point, clear ending, or major unresolved plot points. These problems are usually from some wannabe deep director who thinks c*ck teasing the audience will make the movie seem mysterious and they think the lack of an ending will make the audience try to figure out the true meaning of the film, but they usually lack the ability to do any of those things
The scene where the killer takes out his contacts and then pushes him out the door so that he can chase him is one of the most ridiculously funny scenes I’ve ever seen in my life Lmaoo
Skyplays115 That would explain why evil boots breaks her fingers? Implying evil boots was the dad's ghost? Why are our comments better than the movie itself?
Cinko515 lul because the movie makes no sense but maybe mom has like a clone to get back at the son for not telling dad to get the milk DUN DUN DUNNNNN
Skyplays115 evil boots killed the son because he was jealous of the son because he COULD get the milk that he couldn't and was mad at the mom for putting someone else up to the task and dating someone else
There is less oxygen at higher levels so running at higher levels is actually harder. Professional runners will spend months at elevation before a marathon so that there blood is used to having limited oxygen. Thus makes them feel better during their race.
Well that is not true. Because there is less oxygen blood needs more red blood cells which transport oxygen. So when you are on a normal altitude you have more red blood cells and you get more oxygen, hence better performance
you guys adding and making elementary insults is pretty pathetic, Milkias Simon already explained to Ales Pirih and corrected them. No need to carry on
If you guys could stop shitting on each other for a minute you'd see that both are technically correct. Joe said, that runners get used to having limited oxygen. This is correct. The method HOW the body gets used to it is explained by Ales Pirih - the body produces more red blood cells, meaning that one inhale will actually take in more oxygen than it normally would. This is also correct. Joe was however wrong by saying that a runner would need less oxygen for their performance, but in fact just gets better at acquiring more oxygen per breath. If some of you didn't know, we don't make use of all the oxygen available to us in one breath. When we breath out, unused oxygen still leaves our mouths.
To me, you can make an isolated place scary (Hush is a great example) but when you try to mix 3 different horror subgenres together(psychological, supernatural and slasher), it doesn't work and you get a messy script which results in a messy movie
I think you basically just described Silent Hill lmao, and you’ve seen how the Silent Hill movies turned out. Movies are too short of a medium to mix genres like that, since a good movie justifies enough to be believable and there isn’t enough time to justify so much in a couple hours.
I watched this movie with my friend at his house and it was so boring we had a ten minute conversation about the FLOOR. IT WAS SO BORING THAT WE TALKED ABOUT THE FLOOR
@@funnynickname1126 Yeah he deleted it, but I took screenshots. He said "the afro dies first is a public domain myth." He then responded to my comment talking about "the communist censor bots" that would take down his comment if he used the term that I used, and that the term afro seems to work so he would keep using it. Basically he was just another Internet loser/troll who says things online to feel edgy, but would never actually say them to anyone's face in real life.
I really thought that's what happened. When she said she wanted to see the inside one more time? Like did they live there? If it's not her husband is it her deranged son? This movie was so bad lol
If he hadn't forgotten the milk he probably would have left a second or 2 later and the car would have crashed into the dumpster. Always pick up the milk lads.
I was so bored throughout the movie that I started connocting my own versions of the film... my favourite one was that the dad was behind it all, forging his own death and scaring his son to such an extreme just to "motivate" him to run even faster than usual to set a new record or something. Like, at the end when the kid is puhsed out of the house, he starts running like hell only to find his dad by the road, stopwatch in hand. Yeah, it's dumb, but i'd take something dumb over the *nothing* that was this POS.
I was thinking the guy behind it all was going to be the parent of a school mate of Logan; a kid who keeps coming in second to Logan in every race. So the kids dad decides it's time to take Logan out.
Fun fact: the dad died because the driver had a heart attack with his foot on the gas. Total freak accident. I think they cover this in background discussion at the wake. Doesn't help the movie really be any better.
I thought maybe the crazy lady's "dead" husband was going to be the killer and that she was aware of his hobby hence she said she visited the house for one last goodbye. Then maybe toward the end, show the crazy woman and her husband together. Maybe she refered to him being dead as in he's always away. Something of that nature. More or less, thought they'd be a duo in on the plot. But this film truly has no resolution. Just a mindless film.
This movie was terrible, but there was a lot more going on with 'the old woman' that nobody seems to be picking up on. The killer was living with Martha, taking advantage of her Alzheimer's and pretending to be her dead husband. Sometimes she would say he was dead, but then other times she would mention conversations she'd just had with him. "WE came to the open house." "My husband can't wait to meet the two of you." "Death...It's like it moves in and never leaves..." Considering how often she randomly shows up, the killer was probably using her to keep tabs on them. Perhaps the fact that Martha used to live in the house has something to do with why the killer is sparing her life and wanted to kill the main characters? Maybe she knows something about what's down the blocked hallway in the basement? I don't know, but it can't be anything too interesting, or they'd have put it in the fucking movie.
@@SanKomikoLuzifer That or I was so confused by what the point of this movie was supposed to be that my imagination filled in the gaps and came up with something more interesting lol
My theory is that the writers just wanted to put in a bunch of red herrings because misdirection is exciting! and forgot they have to actually do something with the misdirection and actually finish the thought. Otherwise the movie will feel very jarr-
It's polite if you are a guest. But if you're super young, still living at home, it's a bit... unusual. Especially as he has to come to her room, to inform her. They weren't just doing stuff together, or anything.
Leth Fuil I don't find it unusual at all. I'm 22 and I do that all the time, unless my parents are already asleep, so they won't come to my room and wake me up not knowing that I was trying to sleep. To me it's more unusual to not go to your parents to tell them "Good night", but each family has their own habits.
don't forget neurotically pluck our eyebrows because people can totally see that one tiny hair left over and yet we have to get up close and personal to remove it!
Another weird thing is that Chris is a cashier at a little town surely he can’t make that much money so why would he look at a mansion that would obviously cost hundreds of thousands
He was putting up these stupid excuses to get around the milf, the bad writing comes in terms on how she is so stupid to believe a cashier wants to get a mansion. She shouldve been more doubtful.
This movie just made me sad because the Mom did a really convincing job of making me feel truly bad for her. She was already miserable and then she and her son are tortured and killed for reasons we will never know. Entire family eviscerated.
Some art/media makes you feel devastated for a character and there is a powerful message behind it, or at least a powerful statement on the human condition. The some art/media is just plain unpleasant. This is the latter.
Nah it's not the movie that made a good job, it's just that you're a narcisist so the second you see a white woman on screen you need to self insert and say "wow her life is so tragic that could literally be ME!"
Let's also talk about how after he gets up and runs into the house while soaking wet, he never once thinks of taking off those clothes and shoes and throwing on warmer clothes so that he could warm back up and be more effective doing battle instead of shuffling around still freezing his butt off, even after he actually goes into his bedroom.
@@smoontrain9804 Which is more of a reason to quickly lose the clothes once he was inside. His body needed time to warm up so that he could more effectively initiate the flight or fight mode, which should have made him a more worthy opponent especially when it came to outrunning that big bumbling oaf of a killer.
When watching this, my mind went to so many theories. I thought that the whole neighbourhood was a weird cult of shapeshifters, that slowly replace the original inhabitants and the original Martha was still stumbling through the woods, which would've explained her two different moods. But this? This is just... in the end You really wondered, why You watched that movie. I still don't know. Very weird.
@@sassymoon3063 not hard to think of stories like this, if u watch a lot of creepy movies, you start to think every movie will end up the way you want it to, but it never does so it's boring lmao
Why go all the way to remove a kid's contacts to make his vision blurry when he can just crush his eyes with his thumbs to make him permanently blind lol this movie is so bad.
coldplay261021 but thumbing down his eyes into his skull takes way less effort to take a pair of contacts out lol plus it's more cruel for a psychopath.
How To Fix This Movie: 1.) There IS something supernatural going on. Logan's dad's ghost is trying to warn his family about the killer. The disappearing man in the road is him trying to stop them from reaching the house, and he appears at the end of the movie to encourage Logan to run faster to escape Evil Boots. 2.) Do more to suggest that Chris or the realtor might be Evil Boots. Maybe reveal that the guy who claims to be a realtor actually isn't a realtor at all, he just wants access to the house because he's stealing shit. 3.) Have the plumber who Naomi calls to look at the boiler turn out to be Evil Boots, and Martha's actually not dead husband. He wants revenge on Naomi's sister for selling the house because it used to belong to him and Martha, or because Naomi's sister fired him from being the house's caretaker or something.
10:40 actually, I've heard of this trick where one movie tricked the viewer into thinking that character A is the main protagonist only for them to kill that character and do it again with character B only to reveal that character C is the protagonist. It's really clever but this movie doesn't have the capacity to do that.
This movie would have been more interesting if 'evil boots' was actually a house squatter who was actually trying to slowly kill off the family or something.
I think I have a conclusion to this whole movie. This movie is a mission from Hitman, 47 had to eliminate the dad in a accident so nothing will be suspicious. To add on to the fact that this is from Hitman- coins are only designed as a distraction so whenever someone places a coin, a random NPC will pick it up and can't purchase their item. When they come to the sp00ky house, 47 attempts to sneakily subdue the mom but since there aren’t many hiding spots like closets and all, he has to continue switching the shower’s temperature on and off for the right timing. To kill Logan, 47 threw a can but since the A.I are dipshits, they don’t react to it. The creepy woman who talks weirdly is actually one of those NPC's that reveal an ‘opportunity’ that 47 can follow. The scene where Chris died is due to getting strangled by Fibre Wire and Logan was poured in water so 47 can electrocute him with a car battery. As you were saying (referring to the RUclipsr of course), 47 is one with the *shadows* and I can assure he will get a Silent Assassin rating from this.
Not to mention 47 completed the mission many times before so he knows where all of the shortcuts and hidden passages are, which explains how he can easily move around the house.
He also got the special assassination for making her own son stab her to death after luring him into the basement with an opportunity. That's a lot of bonus exp.
so basically..jump scares that mean nothing. things leading to nothing..paranormal things that aren't paranormal. basically..this whole movie sucks and isn't written well..like what was the point of everything that happened especially when it isn't answered
Well the point of things not being answered was because it was a "who done it?" film. Those are usually meant to get you thinking about who was the killer and to come to your own conclusions. But this was just a fucking boring and horribly written movie all around, so most people don't even care about it enough to even think about it.
liked before watching because I HATED this movie and my girlfriend liked it, we don't talk anymore. I like to think this movie was so poorly written it drove us apart
That is a stupid reason to break up with someone, you should be ashamed of yourself. There are plenty of films my mother loves that my dad absolutely hates but they have been married for nearly 18 years and counting. so if this film is the reason your relationship ended you never really loved her.
Or if they decided to just wait until tomorrow to get some damn eggs. It was pitch black outside during the summer, so it was at least 9pm. Who the fuck needs eggs that badly at 9pm? Just eat something else.
You forgot the after credits stinger! Evil boots walks into another open house, making me think the whole movie was the director getting irrationally creeped out by open houses and trying to make it out like they're inviting serial killers into their homes.
and it could have worked, if it was revealed what he did during that open house to set up a trap, opposed to just attack people w.o open house, and if it was revealed WHY
I have this one friend I've been watching horror movies with since *forever*. She's older and she's always been braver than me (I've always been terrified of anything horror) so she's always been the one to pick the movies, so I always thought she was some kind of all-knowing horror expert. In the last couple of years I've finally gotten over some of my fears so I've started watching some horror on my own, and I've started to enjoy some well-done horror movies. I still thought about her as *the expert*, though. Why I've written all this: the other day we were choosing a movie to watch and she wanted to watch this one cause she thought it was very good. My brain literally stopped working. My hero has fallen
"She recognized the actor as the same guy who played in 1'3 Reasons Why'; a show that she really enjoyed." So we're just gonna roll right past that one huh?
@@Lindsey.-. I was gonna link you to an article about the increase in suicide rates correlating to how bad season one was but there's too many. Plus it was just a joke enjoy whatever you want.
The actor is a singer for an indie band called wallows and he's very good, massively underrated, too bad he's associated with that shit and now this movie lol
13RW season 1 is actually pretty good if you ignore the triggering scenes and hannah blaming clay for no reason. but season 2 is just shitty - just empty filler scenes of the characters being sad and angry and some interesting court situations. i felt like season 2 just added a bunch of random flashbacks to scenes with hannah that almost took away from/drained the emotional value of season 1. it kind of just diluted the story it had already laid out in the previous season and season 2 had no real direction. i tried to watch season 3 and could barely get past the first two episodes. season 3 SUCKS. so bad. it’s unwatchable
funfact: I did a little research on the "Ha/lf" film, and I don't think it even ever came out. I found their facebook page and their last post (April 2018) was asking for people to support their go fund me
Mr. Evilboots: luckiest killer in horror movie history. He constantly fucks up at being sneaky but his victims are even dumber than him and don't catch on.
Yeah, the only thing worse than a movie about a father dying and the surviving family members being forced to relocate due to poverty and then being murdered in their new home, is a bad movie about a father dying and the surviving family members being forced to relocate due to poverty and then being murdered in their new home. If you're gonna make a horror movie where nobody wins and everyone dies, know what you're doing ffs.
I imagine this evil killer guy thinking up this plan to terrorize a family and he's just like "I got it! I'll keep turning their water heater off! How diabolical!"
Part of me wonders if the reason we get all these weird setups that lead to nowhere is that the writers intended to do a lot more but for the sake of budget and/or runtime constraints, a lot of the payoff ended up on the cutting room floor. Seemed like a rush job to edit and push it out onto Netflix.
Good theory. I was thinking, if the intense awfullness that is 13 reasons why is your claim to fame, you surely would try to find a decent project to work on. However, maybe it started off okay, and then they had to change it.
Turns out that evil boots is mr. Ballens, who was just generating some murder mysteries for his channel to cover. He's a former navy seal with skills. Makes more sense than anything else.
i bet evil boots could easily defeat Thanos...he just has to sneak up to him and steal the gauntlet while he's sleeping... heck, i bet he doesn't even have to wait till he's asleep or even sneak up to him...just walk up and take it
Unbeknownst to Logan and the audience, Logan's father was actually a notorious KGB double spy who defected to CIA and moved to United States to settle into his new life. However as the past catches up to him, he was spotted by the coldest ex-super spy/assassin/ KGB and consequently, his family was targeted by him out of revenge and duty, as he discovered that Logan's father was conditioning Logan to be a sleeper agent (Hence how Logan's running speed exceded those of Olympic Athletes). As the ex-KGB stalk Logan, he had to meticulously observe Logan and psychologically disarm him, as to not accidently trigger Logan's sleeper agent conscience. Finally, after planning his final master plan (from breaking into Logan's house almost daily) he finally executed it in the middle of one faithful night: destabilised Logan by killing his mother and remove his contact to further weaken him, the almost blind Logan was finally cornered and eliminated for good. Btw, Martha was a deadly CIA wetwork operative under a guise of harmless old lady, who was sent to keep a tab on Logan without his knowledge and to eliminate Evil Boots. Sadly the sneak master Evil Boots proved too elusive for her, even though she was close to getting him in the wood during the night, and she failed her mission to protect one of the most potential asset of the CIA.
one of the characters has the same name as me, and everytime Elvis says it, my neck breaks when I turn my head to look at the screen and see what he wants from me
Black Boots graduated in the top of his class in the Navy Seals. He was involved in numerous raids on Al-Quaeda with over 300 confirmed kills. He's trained in gorilla warfare and is believed to be the top sniper in the entirety of the US armed forces. What he did during this movie was just a routine training exercise put together by the very ELITE of the US government to test his skills.
Can we talk about the opening where he's running? What's the distance he's timing for? A mile? 5:07 is not good enough for the Olympics. It isn't even good enough for a high school varsity track race. That shit's really bothering me and I wanted to mention it.
In fairness the dad could just be a typical dad that is either ignorant or lying for encouragement. 5 minute mile is still a good speed. Did they ever mention what he was running for in the film? I can't even remember.
Brittany Rose my high school record was 4:35 and I didn't even place at state. Male Olympic times are sub 4 minutes. 5:07 is cutting it close on whether or not you'd do high school varsity, depending on how good the rest of your team is and how many are allowed to compete in varsity. But yeah, 5:07 isn't a super impressive time for high school. You won't see that usually at state meets unless a school is seriously lacking or their runner had a really shit day. 5:07 isn't even the average mile speed you'd see from top high school cross country 5Ks (which is slightly more than 3 miles, making a 5:07 average a 15:21, which is good but still not top of state level) Anywho, either the dad's a liar or this film doesn't know anything about running. I'll assume the latter. Soooo yeah, far from olympics material.
Steven Puckitt everyone who upvoted your comment is stupid, even the the uploader of this video. Any time below 5:30 for a mile is great! I’m sure all you guys can’t even run a mile in 6 minutes you lazy asses.
I think that the pile of wood and stones was actually the entrance into the house for Evil Boots and probably was covering an exit tunnel outside the house. Logan didn't check how solid that pile was. He could have easily removed a part to enter from outside and put it back after leaving. That's why probably the police didn't find anyone when searching the house. And Evil Boots probably lived with Martha as someone said and was entering the house only at night
They could have had a character pissed at the mom and kid, for staying in the house. The character could have been crazy thinking it's their house, that the house belonged to their grandfather or something. Or had some kind of gas leak in the house, that made the mother and kid have hallucinations of an intruder (symbolic of grief maybe). That at the end it is revealed all the damage and deaths were self inflicted, that they went crazy and took their own lives.
Horror movie concept: the horror villian is paranoid, and when ever he/she tries to kill someone he/she always second geusses themself and ends up not being able to kill anyone. And he/she is always thinking stuff like "what if they don't trip 400 times in the forest, what then?" and "what if they're faster then me?"
11:00 As your elevation increases, air becomes less dense, meaning that your body has to take in more air to get the amount of oxygen it's used to. People from lower elevations will get tired and out of breath more easily whereas people from higher elevations will run more easily. For another example, if you ever get a bottle of something that's caved in and squished a bit while never being open, it's because it was packaged and sealed in a higher elevation.
My theory is that they we're trying to make a movie like The Shining, where it's not really clear what's happening(Did Jack just lose his mind? We're there ghosts? Was it a dream?), but they didn't really know where they were going with it and just figured "Eh, the audience will just make some theory and that'll be their interpretation.
I think it was insinuated that the killer made a habit out of doing this regularly by sneaking into houses that were doing open houses. Did the movie do a good job of explaining this? absolutely not.
This film was just a whole lot of "Nope" "Youre husband died, youre poor" "so live in my Mansion in the middle of nowhere until it gets sold." Yup that's about it. No story behind the car that mowed Logans Dad down or the man driving it. Creepy Mother son interactions are um creepy. No plot twist no developmemt or actual explination as to what is happening and why. I was waiting for something to happen but it didn't and then he gets chased down by evil boots guy who has no identity because..... Reasons?
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You know how he was able to catch up with him at the end?
Because these boots are made for walkin'
Because that's just what they do
I hate and love this comment at the same time
same
Somedaaayyy, these boots are gonna walk all over you.
Blup
What we thought of! Lmao
my dude. the dad dying was a "dad went out to get milk and never came back" joke, wasnt it?
Omg yea I just realized but in a dark way
Nah, he never got milk
Breann Palmer yeah thats the joke
lolll
Lol
Disappointed that evil boot doesn't get stepped on by bigger boot
Why doesn’t this have more likes
That bigger boot could've saved their lives.
"There's always a bigger boot."
Qui Gon Baggins
One thats made for walking
And then Logan and Naomi get taken to Shell City
It was crazy how proud Netflix was of this movie. They advertised it for months....
Netflix is trash now.
I never noticed this movie or watched it lol
Raggedy Anzy that’s what I can’t understand!! They pumped this movie up so much!!!
Because Dylan Minnette was in it and he's blown up recently lol
not proud, pretty smart actually. same thing with the fucking birdbox crap.
I'll never forget watching this movie with my roommate when Netflix still let the audience post reviews, and us dying over a 1-star review that said "WHO??? For WHAT???? And WHY?????????"
it has 3.3 on imdb
His boots give 50% additional walkspeed, and he has clothes which increase his stealth stat.
He upgraded his stealth skill tree to the “silent movement ability”
Boots must belong to solid snake and have a stealth bonus by wearing them
The Sheikah outfit from BotW
Don’t forget he gains the Jason Voorhees Fog Teleportation perk from the boots
he has 20 Agility, 100 melee weapons, 100 unarmed, 10 strength, 10 endurance, and enchanted gear.
This actually gives me hope, now I know that I can write a script that doesn't even make sense and Netflix will pay me for it, thanks Elvis
Go make your dream come true
All you have to do is throw in left wing politics and shit on right wingers. Do that and you have a Netflix original
At least bojack horseman is still good
@@guccimalcs There's nothing about stupid right wingers that make them any better than stupid left wingers. good job trying to interject bullshit politics into a horror movie thread.
@@jonathanjolivet2057 If you dont think metflix is bias than youre either
A, completely ignorant.
B, willfully ignorant .
C, purposely lying.
Netflix have shown time and time again theyre left wing,and routinely shove their propaganda into it.
The reason her nose bled was because they were at high elevation. Why they included it in the movie, I do not know.
I mean that's an interesting little detail honestly
@@DrCandyStriper I guess. The thing is though, it serves no concrete purpose in the movie, which made its addition weird.
Environmental Awareness i always have nosebleeds for No acctual reson sometimes 3 or 4 times a week
@@jaywhypee3664 yeah sometimes happens to certain people
I thought it could also be stress but I’m not sure.
It would be funny if Evil Boots actually never meant any harm to anyone. He set up a nice table for the family, got rid of the photo of the dad to save them grief, was trying to fix the pilot light, and accidentally knocked over and killed people while trying to pick them up.
🤣😂
So how do you explain him breaking her fingers?
and he took the contacts out because he was worried that Locan would get dry eyes!
and then it was revealed that the MUSIC was the antagonist who framed nice boots and killed weird fuck Chris then there would be a sequel about nice boots evading and stopping the music.
and it would be like the maze runner, the first movie was a horror but then it just goes to action.
So that's why they're so perky
Dolan Dark hey dad
Papa elf
Hi pediepie lol
Dolan Dark are you actually dollan because your my senpai
*quacks in meme*
The Wikipedia article for this movie refers to the villain as Evil Boots
I believe someone edited ot
@@mintydraws3962 no shit Sherlock
@@Broccolie god if you're gonna be a dickhead just fucking commit to it.
I didn't believe this so I went to check and.... wow. It really does. A-fucking-mazing.
@@blueismylove3128 ok will do, I’ll delete the edits or some idk
Watching this movie is like waiting for a sneeze to happen but it never happens
Probably my least favorite sub genre of movie is the "c*ck tease film" where they taunt you with something like a monster or ghost or Batman fighting Stalin but it never happens or appears in a blink and you'll miss it scene. That goes double for movies where theres no clear point, clear ending, or major unresolved plot points. These problems are usually from some wannabe deep director who thinks c*ck teasing the audience will make the movie seem mysterious and they think the lack of an ending will make the audience try to figure out the true meaning of the film, but they usually lack the ability to do any of those things
@@arthas640 Batman fighting Stalin?
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batman fighting stalin
Edging: the movie
The scene where the killer takes out his contacts and then pushes him out the door so that he can chase him is one of the most ridiculously funny scenes I’ve ever seen in my life Lmaoo
Dad = killer
Maybe mom killed dad for not gettin the milk
Oh my god your right
Skyplays115
That would explain why evil boots breaks her fingers?
Implying evil boots was the dad's ghost?
Why are our comments better than the movie itself?
Cinko515 lul because the movie makes no sense but maybe mom has like a clone to get back at the son for not telling dad to get the milk DUN DUN DUNNNNN
Skyplays115 evil boots killed the son because he was jealous of the son because he COULD get the milk that he couldn't and was mad at the mom for putting someone else up to the task and dating someone else
Ands that's why you should respect wahman
There is less oxygen at higher levels so running at higher levels is actually harder. Professional runners will spend months at elevation before a marathon so that there blood is used to having limited oxygen. Thus makes them feel better during their race.
Well that is not true. Because there is less oxygen blood needs more red blood cells which transport oxygen. So when you are on a normal altitude you have more red blood cells and you get more oxygen, hence better performance
@@alesko1313 i hope this is a joke
@@alesko1313 so did you make it out of the first grade
you guys adding and making elementary insults is pretty pathetic, Milkias Simon already explained to Ales Pirih and corrected them. No need to carry on
If you guys could stop shitting on each other for a minute you'd see that both are technically correct.
Joe said, that runners get used to having limited oxygen. This is correct. The method HOW the body gets used to it is explained by Ales Pirih - the body produces more red blood cells, meaning that one inhale will actually take in more oxygen than it normally would. This is also correct.
Joe was however wrong by saying that a runner would need less oxygen for their performance, but in fact just gets better at acquiring more oxygen per breath.
If some of you didn't know, we don't make use of all the oxygen available to us in one breath. When we breath out, unused oxygen still leaves our mouths.
To me, you can make an isolated place scary (Hush is a great example) but when you try to mix 3 different horror subgenres together(psychological, supernatural and slasher), it doesn't work and you get a messy script which results in a messy movie
I think you basically just described Silent Hill lmao, and you’ve seen how the Silent Hill movies turned out. Movies are too short of a medium to mix genres like that, since a good movie justifies enough to be believable and there isn’t enough time to justify so much in a couple hours.
sneak: 100
illusion: 100
boots: 10000000
woke.
350th like
He has Solid Snakes sneaking boots.
10,000,000 not very much.
Judgementxxx but if he had his sneaking box then he'd be invisible and intangible.
I watched this movie with my friend at his house and it was so boring we had a ten minute conversation about the FLOOR. IT WAS SO BORING THAT WE TALKED ABOUT THE FLOOR
And how was the floor?
Lmao
Hmm yes, this floor is made out of floor...
For 10 minutes.
Dang you have friends?
Lucky
"the black guy really does die in every horror movie"
This is Dad Who Forgot The Milk erasure
lol
thanks for sparing me from having to make my own comment
@EramSemperRecta Don’t call black people “Afros” you dumb fuck.
@@Words-of-encouragement.-. what’d the dude say? Did he delete his comment?
@@funnynickname1126 Yeah he deleted it, but I took screenshots. He said "the afro dies first is a public domain myth." He then responded to my comment talking about "the communist censor bots" that would take down his comment if he used the term that I used, and that the term afro seems to work so he would keep using it. Basically he was just another Internet loser/troll who says things online to feel edgy, but would never actually say them to anyone's face in real life.
Plot twist: evil boots is Martha's husband
Now that’s a good one...
thats too good of a twist for this movie
@@RukixReklats This movie & Patrick has the same IQ
@@sgti.n.k9023 that's insulting to Patrick
I really thought that's what happened. When she said she wanted to see the inside one more time? Like did they live there? If it's not her husband is it her deranged son? This movie was so bad lol
If he hadn't forgotten the milk he probably would have left a second or 2 later and the car would have crashed into the dumpster. Always pick up the milk lads.
Boom: Butterfly effect
The car hit him on purpose
The Vegan Dragon none of those effects that you talked about are proven
The Vegan Dragon unproven otherwise we’d see lots of men with titties
The Vegan Dragon imagine going into the comments of a video about a horror movie and trying to convince people to be vegan
I was so bored throughout the movie that I started connocting my own versions of the film... my favourite one was that the dad was behind it all, forging his own death and scaring his son to such an extreme just to "motivate" him to run even faster than usual to set a new record or something. Like, at the end when the kid is puhsed out of the house, he starts running like hell only to find his dad by the road, stopwatch in hand. Yeah, it's dumb, but i'd take something dumb over the *nothing* that was this POS.
That is actually fucking hilarious dude I'm dying hahahah
Glad to be of service ;]
Adagamante that is probably the dumbest plot I’ve ever heard lmao but the sad thing is it’s so much better than this movie
I was thinking the guy behind it all was going to be the parent of a school mate of Logan; a kid who keeps coming in second to Logan in every race. So the kids dad decides it's time to take Logan out.
Adagamante actually i would watch that
Fun fact: the dad died because the driver had a heart attack with his foot on the gas. Total freak accident. I think they cover this in background discussion at the wake. Doesn't help the movie really be any better.
@BILL CIPHER it wasn't mysterious, the visitors commented it in the living room scene as mecaka said
@@lotussavage1283 You guys watched this movie. Wow.
@@tiaaaron3278 well it might be because it’s two years old and people are obviously gonna watch it
I thought maybe the crazy lady's "dead" husband was going to be the killer and that she was aware of his hobby hence she said she visited the house for one last goodbye. Then maybe toward the end, show the crazy woman and her husband together. Maybe she refered to him being dead as in he's always away. Something of that nature. More or less, thought they'd be a duo in on the plot. But this film truly has no resolution. Just a mindless film.
@@starving5469 Why would anyone watch this?
I remember laughing way to hard when that cereal bowl turned up and the boy just looks at it in such an intriguing way only to shrug it off
Right! Smh
Their behavior was very idiotic.
Those were two different cereal bowls. The one in his room was rice krispies and the one downstairs was honey bunches of oats.
Zoë Dowgiala that sick fuck poured him a healthier bowl of cereal
Chapstick817 lmaoo
Fucking Honey Bunches of Oats?! Fuck this movie.
Oh, I missed that. xD Thanks for pointing it out! 🤣
Next time on MythBusters
I need 13 reasons why this movie was made
morgan hilfiger
1- money
2- money
3- money
4- money
5- money
6- money
7- money
8- money
9- money
10- money
11- money
12- money
13- money
Führer des Benutzers Pink Floyd? Money?
Führer des Benutzers Thank God someone listens to Pink Floyd!
Advertisment for new Vans model called “Evil Boots”
ClaraRose :3 “ I LIKE MONEY”
This movie was terrible, but there was a lot more going on with 'the old woman' that nobody seems to be picking up on. The killer was living with Martha, taking advantage of her Alzheimer's and pretending to be her dead husband. Sometimes she would say he was dead, but then other times she would mention conversations she'd just had with him.
"WE came to the open house."
"My husband can't wait to meet the two of you."
"Death...It's like it moves in and never leaves..."
Considering how often she randomly shows up, the killer was probably using her to keep tabs on them. Perhaps the fact that Martha used to live in the house has something to do with why the killer is sparing her life and wanted to kill the main characters? Maybe she knows something about what's down the blocked hallway in the basement? I don't know, but it can't be anything too interesting, or they'd have put it in the fucking movie.
I have the feeling you think to high of the writers
@@SanKomikoLuzifer That or I was so confused by what the point of this movie was supposed to be that my imagination filled in the gaps and came up with something more interesting lol
@@chinadollsyndrome All in All we can agree that you invested more thoughts in that movie as the writers :D
My theory is that the writers just wanted to put in a bunch of red herrings because misdirection is exciting! and forgot they have to actually do something with the misdirection and actually finish the thought. Otherwise the movie will feel very jarr-
@@chinadollsyndrome already better than the movie
I watched this movie randomly at like 1 AM one night and I have never been so appalled at such an unintentionally bad ending.
"Why do you tell your mother you are going to bed? Are you 6 years old?"
Dude I still do this when I'm visiting my parents.
Fr. Like, what kind of relationship does Elvis have with his parents? 🤔
It's polite if you are a guest. But if you're super young, still living at home, it's a bit... unusual. Especially as he has to come to her room, to inform her. They weren't just doing stuff together, or anything.
Me too!!! 😂
I'm actually triggered. Here's me at 24 living at home with my mum and we say good night every night without fail...
Leth Fuil I don't find it unusual at all. I'm 22 and I do that all the time, unless my parents are already asleep, so they won't come to my room and wake me up not knowing that I was trying to sleep. To me it's more unusual to not go to your parents to tell them "Good night", but each family has their own habits.
Dude I was about to talk about a bad movie as well, LETS GO
Indeimaus fancy seeing you here, so when are you uploading "top 10 ten stones in dark souls"
more dark souls content pls
weird seeing you here
Indeimaus house souls
YOU ARE EVERYWHERE
Moral of the story: don’t forget the milk
Milk gives you vitamin d. if you forgot it, you get vitamin death
@GOD OF ART That comment was the opposite of art. You must give up your title to sneaky boots.
I remember watching this movie with my mom and how pissed I was about how nothing really happens.
Same
"She doesn't even wear makeup"
We use those mirrors to pop our zits and neurotically examine our faces.
don't forget neurotically pluck our eyebrows because people can totally see that one tiny hair left over and yet we have to get up close and personal to remove it!
On yeah. Micro-managing at it's finest.
Don’t expose us like that 😭
I need one for random hairs the grow in random places now 😐
If something happened to your face like a scar, would you lose your identity and hate yourself?
Another weird thing is that Chris is a cashier at a little town surely he can’t make that much money so why would he look at a mansion that would obviously cost hundreds of thousands
I guess he wanted that milf money?
He was putting up these stupid excuses to get around the milf, the bad writing comes in terms on how she is so stupid to believe a cashier wants to get a mansion. She shouldve been more doubtful.
Diego García but how would he have known that was the house she was staying in?
He owns the store or sitting on money
@@hartyhart6154 it is small town. He probably knows about the sister and figured it out. Not that unbelievable
This movie just made me sad because the Mom did a really convincing job of making me feel truly bad for her. She was already miserable and then she and her son are tortured and killed for reasons we will never know. Entire family eviscerated.
It's mostly the actress.
And then gets stabbed by her own son 💀
Some art/media makes you feel devastated for a character and there is a powerful message behind it, or at least a powerful statement on the human condition. The some art/media is just plain unpleasant. This is the latter.
Nah it's not the movie that made a good job, it's just that you're a narcisist so the second you see a white woman on screen you need to self insert and say "wow her life is so tragic that could literally be ME!"
@@bigbadwolf3199 Assuming fact not in evidence.
I like how his body is fighting off hypothermia and he is just laying there hiding all still and quiet.
Let's also talk about how after he gets up and runs into the house while soaking wet, he never once thinks of taking off those clothes and shoes and throwing on warmer clothes so that he could warm back up and be more effective doing battle instead of shuffling around still freezing his butt off, even after he actually goes into his bedroom.
@@le2800 well to be fair, he was in the middle of a life or death situation.
@@smoontrain9804 Which is more of a reason to quickly lose the clothes once he was inside. His body needed time to warm up so that he could more effectively initiate the flight or fight mode, which should have made him a more worthy opponent especially when it came to outrunning that big bumbling oaf of a killer.
@@le2800 it’s a movie.
When watching this, my mind went to so many theories. I thought that the whole neighbourhood was a weird cult of shapeshifters, that slowly replace the original inhabitants and the original Martha was still stumbling through the woods, which would've explained her two different moods.
But this? This is just... in the end You really wondered, why You watched that movie. I still don't know. Very weird.
you sir need to start writing scripts
@@sassymoon3063 not hard to think of stories like this, if u watch a lot of creepy movies, you start to think every movie will end up the way you want it to, but it never does so it's boring lmao
вєfσrє thє dαrk I mean they can still start writing scripts
@@sassymoon3063
There's a movie on my channel (Simsal Destination) made by me, including the script. Maybe You like it?
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That would've actually been a cool horror movie idea
the black boots scene in the open house would be so much better if instead of the music it was the squeaky boot noise from spongebob
ShelbyCates I’ll take uh ... *S K W E A N K*
ShelbyCates I need this as an edit
Evil boots, he's super sneak
He'll mess with you and make you weak
How does he,move around the
house
he's like a 300 pound super mouse
Look out, its evil boots
This had me dead 😂
lmao
This is a comical, well-written script! This deserves an award or something! 😂
Watch out here comes
Evil boots
I'm convinced that the killer is the plumber, he defiantly fits the build and plumbers wear those kinds of boots.
I cant believe that Boots from Dora has a evil brother
lol
Lmao
U deserve more likes
@Karl Mark666 or maybe Boots just finally had enough of Dora's shit
I lost it when evil boots removed the dude's contacts omg
Mariam Mina Especially since he didn't even try to squeeze his eyes shut.
Why go all the way to remove a kid's contacts to make his vision blurry when he can just crush his eyes with his thumbs to make him permanently blind lol this movie is so bad.
ciyoduhkriter because psychopaths do like to mess around with people before they murder them.
coldplay261021 but thumbing down his eyes into his skull takes way less effort to take a pair of contacts out lol plus it's more cruel for a psychopath.
I screamed 😂😩😂😂😂😂😂‼️
I absolutely love how you call him “evil boots”
i absolutely love you
And the black guy "weird fuck"
Fun fact: That's what he's credited as on the Wikipedia page.
@@liampatrick3110 Can confirm.
God I fucking love the dumbass nicknames Elvis gives characters
“Evil Boots”
“Weird Fuck Chris”
According to Wikipedia, his name is actually “Evil Boots”
How To Fix This Movie:
1.) There IS something supernatural going on. Logan's dad's ghost is trying to warn his family about the killer. The disappearing man in the road is him trying to stop them from reaching the house, and he appears at the end of the movie to encourage Logan to run faster to escape Evil Boots.
2.) Do more to suggest that Chris or the realtor might be Evil Boots. Maybe reveal that the guy who claims to be a realtor actually isn't a realtor at all, he just wants access to the house because he's stealing shit.
3.) Have the plumber who Naomi calls to look at the boiler turn out to be Evil Boots, and Martha's actually not dead husband. He wants revenge on Naomi's sister for selling the house because it used to belong to him and Martha, or because Naomi's sister fired him from being the house's caretaker or something.
That actually would make the movie much more interesting to watch!
There are plenty of stuff you could do to make it an excellent movie, but the directors decide to do none of em ..
Okay that is pretty great suggestions. I like it
For the most points you made I agree. But isn’t it crazy regular people can give better ideas/pointers than actual studios lol smh
*Everybody liked that.*
Edit: yes I liked it too, and it is liked for a movie
I swear all bad horror movie characters are like enemies in stealth games set to the easiest difficulty.
*Horror movie villain takes 5 minutes just to try to catch you*
Arrow in his eye socket. Must have been my imagination.
The dad was about to return with the milk so the universe had to kill him to retain balance
Bruh he didn’t even get the milk
Hes needs some milk
Oof
LMAO
So the universe didn't notice that he forgot the milk?
10:40 actually, I've heard of this trick where one movie tricked the viewer into thinking that character A is the main protagonist only for them to kill that character and do it again with character B only to reveal that character C is the protagonist. It's really clever but this movie doesn't have the capacity to do that.
Was this "the hunt"?
I mean that kind of happens with a kiss before dying
Psycho and Death Proof also do this to great effect
Cinema Sins is shaking
Aristotle Axolotl He's doing just fine actually 😂
the punishment will be to have your contact lenses removed
And crying rn
In their *boots*
CinemaSins is actual shit.
This movie would have been more interesting if 'evil boots' was actually a house squatter who was actually trying to slowly kill off the family or something.
Kirk Findlay yeah he was killing them off because if they sold the house he’d have to move lol
Check out the 2013 Korean film 'Hide and Seek', it's a squatter thriller and it rules
@@ThrashJazzAssassin77 Korean horror is the best
cough cough parasite
Within
I think I have a conclusion to this whole movie. This movie is a mission from Hitman, 47 had to eliminate the dad in a accident so nothing will be suspicious. To add on to the fact that this is from Hitman- coins are only designed as a distraction so whenever someone places a coin, a random NPC will pick it up and can't purchase their item.
When they come to the sp00ky house, 47 attempts to sneakily subdue the mom but since there aren’t many hiding spots like closets and all, he has to continue switching the shower’s temperature on and off for the right timing. To kill Logan, 47 threw a can but since the A.I are dipshits, they don’t react to it. The creepy woman who talks weirdly is actually one of those NPC's that reveal an ‘opportunity’ that 47 can follow.
The scene where Chris died is due to getting strangled by Fibre Wire and Logan was poured in water so 47 can electrocute him with a car battery. As you were saying (referring to the RUclipsr of course), 47 is one with the *shadows* and I can assure he will get a Silent Assassin rating from this.
CIDES Honestly, that’s a way better ending.
Nice
Bruh you are a master. You should make your own movie.
Not to mention 47 completed the mission many times before so he knows where all of the shortcuts and hidden passages are, which explains how he can easily move around the house.
He also got the special assassination for making her own son stab her to death after luring him into the basement with an opportunity. That's a lot of bonus exp.
Evil Boots put all of his points in stealth.
This video is better than the actual movie
By a 5:07 minute mile
You gotta love how Martha is just fine, but the two main characters die.
plot twist, Evil Boots was Martha's Husband the whole time
That could've been interesting
He was so excited to meet them
I thought that was who it was...technically it could be, since ya know...there is no ending
B0gc ikr that was my theory XD
That would have been good but NO, we get nothing as to who this killer is.
we need a movie that explains Evil Boots origins. Where they were made, How they became Evil, and why they are so quiet
so basically..jump scares that mean nothing. things leading to nothing..paranormal things that aren't paranormal. basically..this whole movie sucks and isn't written well..like what was the point of everything that happened especially when it isn't answered
ChaoticGamer o
o...?
Well the point of things not being answered was because it was a "who done it?" film. Those are usually meant to get you thinking about who was the killer and to come to your own conclusions. But this was just a fucking boring and horribly written movie all around, so most people don't even care about it enough to even think about it.
ChaoticGamer the entire point of the movie is that everyone does open houses and ANYONE can come in and kill u that’s the scare
Why did Chris go into the basement? And why did he die?
So that's the reason dad never came back with the milk
Aw :|
Well then.
@FuntimeThylacine ! The joke.
I want to thumb this up. But you already have 420 likes
@@MichaelLeroi reddit user
The cigarettes
liked before watching because I HATED this movie and my girlfriend liked it, we don't talk anymore. I like to think this movie was so poorly written it drove us apart
Oh god, just because a bad movie....
It's okay because if you actually liked this movie then you're stupid
Your relationship must've been shitty to begin with, if a simple horror movie broke you two up...
That is a stupid reason to break up with someone, you should be ashamed of yourself. There are plenty of films my mother loves that my dad absolutely hates but they have been married for nearly 18 years and counting. so if this film is the reason your relationship ended you never really loved her.
@@TheTrueSpottedStripe It's probably not a real story
Drinking game: take a shot everytime he says "evil" or "boots" or both
14 reasons why
14 likes
Good meme
...this movie was awful
14 reason why this movie is trash.
15 reasons why
This whole movie could have been avoided it the dad
A)Had half decent life insurance
or
B) REMEMBERED THE DAMN MILK
HE FORGOT THE MILUK!!!
Chris Parrish probably true on the milk it could have taken him just a bit longer and he maybe could have avoided it
Or just not drop the eggs because they wouldnt have gone out
@@MannyFresh1x Yeah... That dad... (-_-)
Or if they decided to just wait until tomorrow to get some damn eggs. It was pitch black outside during the summer, so it was at least 9pm. Who the fuck needs eggs that badly at 9pm? Just eat something else.
You forgot the after credits stinger! Evil boots walks into another open house, making me think the whole movie was the director getting irrationally creeped out by open houses and trying to make it out like they're inviting serial killers into their homes.
and it could have worked, if it was revealed what he did during that open house to set up a trap, opposed to just attack people w.o open house, and if it was revealed WHY
I have this one friend I've been watching horror movies with since *forever*. She's older and she's always been braver than me (I've always been terrified of anything horror) so she's always been the one to pick the movies, so I always thought she was some kind of all-knowing horror expert. In the last couple of years I've finally gotten over some of my fears so I've started watching some horror on my own, and I've started to enjoy some well-done horror movies. I still thought about her as *the expert*, though.
Why I've written all this: the other day we were choosing a movie to watch and she wanted to watch this one cause she thought it was very good. My brain literally stopped working. My hero has fallen
Salute to the fallen hero o7
"She recognized the actor as the same guy who played in 1'3 Reasons Why'; a show that she really enjoyed." So we're just gonna roll right past that one huh?
Season 1 wasn’t that bad.
@@Lindsey.-. I was gonna link you to an article about the increase in suicide rates correlating to how bad season one was but there's too many.
Plus it was just a joke enjoy whatever you want.
The actor is a singer for an indie band called wallows and he's very good, massively underrated, too bad he's associated with that shit and now this movie lol
13RW season 1 is actually pretty good if you ignore the triggering scenes and hannah blaming clay for no reason. but season 2 is just shitty - just empty filler scenes of the characters being sad and angry and some interesting court situations. i felt like season 2 just added a bunch of random flashbacks to scenes with hannah that almost took away from/drained the emotional value of season 1. it kind of just diluted the story it had already laid out in the previous season and season 2 had no real direction. i tried to watch season 3 and could barely get past the first two episodes. season 3 SUCKS. so bad. it’s unwatchable
@@myunsolicitedopinion agree with everything you say
top ten horror movie villians
10. they
9. are
8. all
7. unique
6. and
5. good
4. in
3. their
2. own
1. evil boots
is they a marvel villain? or is it their I'm thinking of?
SCP - 1545 i’m pretty sure own is one.
No number 8 should be number 1 he's terrifying
Enjoyed this more than the actual film
I think this is referred to as "damning with faint praise".
funfact: I did a little research on the "Ha/lf" film, and I don't think it even ever came out. I found their facebook page and their last post (April 2018) was asking for people to support their go fund me
Mr. Evilboots: luckiest killer in horror movie history. He constantly fucks up at being sneaky but his victims are even dumber than him and don't catch on.
'the moans of dylan minnette' were not something i had to hear, ever
MeowDraws i’m okay with it
No one makes those noises while running of all things... like wtf, did not need to hear that.
MeowDraws it’s something I’ve always wanted to hear.
@@naheleshiriki5496 They definitely did that shit on purpose
Yeah, the only thing worse than a movie about a father dying and the surviving family members being forced to relocate due to poverty and then being murdered in their new home, is a bad movie about a father dying and the surviving family members being forced to relocate due to poverty and then being murdered in their new home.
If you're gonna make a horror movie where nobody wins and everyone dies, know what you're doing ffs.
Wtf they die
Evil boots won
i was expecting this guy to rip his eyeballs out but then he just carfully removed his contacts 🤦♂
I imagine this evil killer guy thinking up this plan to terrorize a family and he's just like "I got it! I'll keep turning their water heater off! How diabolical!"
"Delightfully devilish, Semor."
I can picture him sitting in the basement while thinking about it
Part of me wonders if the reason we get all these weird setups that lead to nowhere is that the writers intended to do a lot more but for the sake of budget and/or runtime constraints, a lot of the payoff ended up on the cutting room floor. Seemed like a rush job to edit and push it out onto Netflix.
Good theory. I was thinking, if the intense awfullness that is 13 reasons why is your claim to fame, you surely would try to find a decent project to work on. However, maybe it started off okay, and then they had to change it.
Easy explanation :
He’s hacking and using sneak 1000 mods
Or noclip and airbreak.
“I think this fuckers using a stealth boy”
Nah, he's Dio, who else does anything so petty?
@@zeeb2190 You mean DIO because DIO(part 3) is more evil and petty than Dio(part 1)
Report him to the admins, he is using a hacked client.
Turns out that evil boots is mr. Ballens, who was just generating some murder mysteries for his channel to cover. He's a former navy seal with skills. Makes more sense than anything else.
Best comment 🎉
Evil Boots is literally the most pointless villain in all movies.
Pointless but amazing because christ that man has more sneak than my black cats in the dark
@@birdbrain6503 I know, right? XD I wish we could select him as an option in a stealth game.
Yeah but he's cool
He fucked around and still killed them in the end
@@saminyead1233 Evil Boots is coming to Modern Warfare Season 5 but he's only useable on night time maps.
i bet evil boots could easily defeat Thanos...he just has to sneak up to him and steal the gauntlet while he's sleeping...
heck, i bet he doesn't even have to wait till he's asleep or even sneak up to him...just walk up and take it
Thats in the sequel
John Francis it is the most ambitious cross over movie of all time
When I hear "Evil Boots" I think of Boots from Dora the Explorer but with a dark color swap and a thick curly mustache
I can't get that picture out of my head now. XD
Psychology Stud when I think of evil boots I think of the Cyclops from the spongebob movie
Psychology Stud this is a fever dream
Cesar Puente It’s actually Bigger Boot.
thats my oc
damm, evil boots would be one hell of a private investigator
“WHAT
Chris has evil boots?!
Is Chris Evil Boots??”
Found out next time on GO FUCK YOURSELF
That was my second favourite line, after the "Relentless douche". 😛
Unbeknownst to Logan and the audience, Logan's father was actually a notorious KGB double spy who defected to CIA and moved to United States to settle into his new life. However as the past catches up to him, he was spotted by the coldest ex-super spy/assassin/ KGB and consequently, his family was targeted by him out of revenge and duty, as he discovered that Logan's father was conditioning Logan to be a sleeper agent (Hence how Logan's running speed exceded those of Olympic Athletes). As the ex-KGB stalk Logan, he had to meticulously observe Logan and psychologically disarm him, as to not accidently trigger Logan's sleeper agent conscience. Finally, after planning his final master plan (from breaking into Logan's house almost daily) he finally executed it in the middle of one faithful night: destabilised Logan by killing his mother and remove his contact to further weaken him, the almost blind Logan was finally cornered and eliminated for good.
Btw, Martha was a deadly CIA wetwork operative under a guise of harmless old lady, who was sent to keep a tab on Logan without his knowledge and to eliminate Evil Boots. Sadly the sneak master Evil Boots proved too elusive for her, even though she was close to getting him in the wood during the night, and she failed her mission to protect one of the most potential asset of the CIA.
If this is actually Canon, then great, if not, you are a great writer.
This is fantastic, well done! Now I'm mad that it's not the actual story. Why is it that the comments section has 100% better ideas than the writers?
I want this story
this is already 60590x better than the actual story
This comment made me laugh so hard.
Evil Boots is the cutest name for a killer
one of the characters has the same name as me, and everytime Elvis says it, my neck breaks when I turn my head to look at the screen and see what he wants from me
*When I see the boots I think of that one episode of spongebob where he had those super tall squeaky boots on*
Black Boots graduated in the top of his class in the Navy Seals. He was involved in numerous raids on Al-Quaeda with over 300 confirmed kills. He's trained in gorilla warfare and is believed to be the top sniper in the entirety of the US armed forces.
What he did during this movie was just a routine training exercise put together by the very ELITE of the US government to test his skills.
*Guerilla
Torva facts
Yeetasaurus Rex it’s incorrectly spelled in the original
Can we talk about the opening where he's running?
What's the distance he's timing for? A mile? 5:07 is not good enough for the Olympics. It isn't even good enough for a high school varsity track race.
That shit's really bothering me and I wanted to mention it.
In fairness the dad could just be a typical dad that is either ignorant or lying for encouragement. 5 minute mile is still a good speed. Did they ever mention what he was running for in the film? I can't even remember.
Brittany Rose only a few people can do 4 minute miles
Brittany Rose my high school record was 4:35 and I didn't even place at state. Male Olympic times are sub 4 minutes. 5:07 is cutting it close on whether or not you'd do high school varsity, depending on how good the rest of your team is and how many are allowed to compete in varsity. But yeah, 5:07 isn't a super impressive time for high school. You won't see that usually at state meets unless a school is seriously lacking or their runner had a really shit day.
5:07 isn't even the average mile speed you'd see from top high school cross country 5Ks (which is slightly more than 3 miles, making a 5:07 average a 15:21, which is good but still not top of state level)
Anywho, either the dad's a liar or this film doesn't know anything about running. I'll assume the latter.
Soooo yeah, far from olympics material.
Steven Puckitt everyone who upvoted your comment is stupid, even the the uploader of this video. Any time below 5:30 for a mile is great! I’m sure all you guys can’t even run a mile in 6 minutes you lazy asses.
Clearly no one here did track and are just pulling records out their asses.
I think that the pile of wood and stones was actually the entrance into the house for Evil Boots and probably was covering an exit tunnel outside the house. Logan didn't check how solid that pile was. He could have easily removed a part to enter from outside and put it back after leaving. That's why probably the police didn't find anyone when searching the house. And Evil Boots probably lived with Martha as someone said and was entering the house only at night
They could have had a character pissed at the mom and kid, for staying in the house. The character could have been crazy thinking it's their house, that the house belonged to their grandfather or something. Or had some kind of gas leak in the house, that made the mother and kid have hallucinations of an intruder (symbolic of grief maybe). That at the end it is revealed all the damage and deaths were self inflicted, that they went crazy and took their own lives.
Mate that's so fucking good
Thanks!
Write a script. If they can do this trash, then I bet you could do so much better tbh
I like the second suggestion. It's kind of like Babadook.
The gas leak was something i thought it was going to be as the kid got slower and sick as he ran! But nopr just pure trash
honestly you should make this into a series where you critisize bad netflix movies id totally watch that XD
Jakolay69 xD I would totally watch it too
Horror movie concept: the horror villian is paranoid, and when ever he/she tries to kill someone he/she always second geusses themself and ends up not being able to kill anyone. And he/she is always thinking stuff like "what if they don't trip 400 times in the forest, what then?" and "what if they're faster then me?"
@Draydin Bardon ooooh just looked it up and it has simon pegg in it!
The nose bleeding.... I have that too... If I get really excited or anxious or so my nose starts to bleed, often without me even noticing it.
Evil boots isn't evil
He's just misunderstood and doesn't know how to make friends
He lives in a sOciEtY!
i mean..... i'm sure killing people probably isn't helping much in that department
@@Anya-P he is still learning
@@Jinxbreaker oh of course, my mistake
Misunderstood Boots
11:00 As your elevation increases, air becomes less dense, meaning that your body has to take in more air to get the amount of oxygen it's used to. People from lower elevations will get tired and out of breath more easily whereas people from higher elevations will run more easily.
For another example, if you ever get a bottle of something that's caved in and squished a bit while never being open, it's because it was packaged and sealed in a higher elevation.
My theory is that they we're trying to make a movie like The Shining, where it's not really clear what's happening(Did Jack just lose his mind? We're there ghosts? Was it a dream?), but they didn't really know where they were going with it and just figured "Eh, the audience will just make some theory and that'll be their interpretation.
The fact that you said "we're" instead of "were" twice, and then the third time you used "were" actually just ruined my day.
@@ca4brandon378 I'm on the verge of a breakdown because of that
I think it was insinuated that the killer made a habit out of doing this regularly by sneaking into houses that were doing open houses. Did the movie do a good job of explaining this? absolutely not.
“It’s a whodunnit, but they don’t tell you whodunnit.”
-Mike Stokklasa
Mike "Fourth Reich'' Stokklasa
Actually Evil Boots is an admin of the server, he did /tp Logan
This film was just a whole lot of "Nope"
"Youre husband died, youre poor" "so live in my Mansion in the middle of nowhere until it gets sold." Yup that's about it. No story behind the car that mowed Logans Dad down or the man driving it. Creepy Mother son interactions are um creepy.
No plot twist no developmemt or actual explination as to what is happening and why. I was waiting for something to happen but it didn't and then he gets chased down by evil boots guy who has no identity because..... Reasons?
The thump nail reminds me of that clip where Mike walks around Freddy’s in the FNAF movie