BLAIR WITCH (Complete Series) - Oney Plays
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Oney Plays Blair Witch for PC/Steam. Blair Witch Game is based on the popular movie franchise. Gameplay/Walkthrough Recorded in 1080p as a "Let's Play" by OneyPlays for Boney Plays 2019.
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BLAIR WITCH (2019) is a psychological survival horror video game developed by Bloober Team based on the Blair Witch horror film series. Published by Lionsgate Games for PC and Xbox One. The video game, BLAIR WITCH, is set two years after the events of the 1999 film, "The Blair Witch Project."
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46:10 Chris wins this round Tomar.
I want to add a like, but the problem is it’s already at 69
@@samuelcoelho9265 sweet new joke bro
No more mr nice Tomar
@@GreenEyedDazzler The cycle is complete
@@samuelcoelho9265 i just shot green sludge out my ass laughing at this epic joke
The reason it keeps getting removed is that the Foghorn Leghorn hypothetical is too intense for general audiences. That gasp brought on a lot of phone calls from angry parents.
it didn't help that Tomar did the impression and just kept screaming slurs for 7 minutes, kind of odd
looooool thats my favorite part
Oh
*Sighs* well, I suppose a third watch through couldn’t hurt anybody. *grabs Juice and Celery Sticks*
sigh, if only Tomar could stop saying racist and homophobic shit, they wouldn't have to keep uploading. sigh
*Grabs OJ and joint and gives you reddit gold*
LETS GO GAMERS
@EVILRUISK sigh negative 10 points already but go on sigh
@EVILRUISK You know dumb people will fall for this lmao
Re-comment
Chris: "Its so faowking beautiful!"
Tomar: "Its like it's volumetric or something!"
Zach: [Goblin screech]
@Miskatonic Scholar 🙏
lol reading this lined up 100% perfectly with it playing in the video
The usual.
10:48
RUclips will keep removing your videos until you give them the emeralds.
Or until he goes on record saying “I love Comrade Stalin”.
When youtube took this down again I clenched my fist in anger and also fear but I released it when I saw they re-uploaded it.
I gritted my teeth till I felt and heard a crack.
I literally spit out my mountain dew baja blast and threw a little tantrum.
I punched myself in the head until my parents made me eat a pill now I don't have to go to school no more
@@JrIcify aren't you a lucky one
i wish oneyplays would do a directors cut if their complete playthroughs where they give commentary over their recordings so you really know the meaning behind their playthroughs.
I've been asking for this since before I became green and retired
With live front face cameras. wearing their own merch during the directors cut
And then put more commentary over that commentary
@@thriftage4784 I remember. I told you that you couldn't keep doing that but son of a bitch if you didn't.
@@thriftage4784although I’m red and employed, I too say this
12:04 "The Boys All Read Something In Unison" is my favorite OneyPlays running gag
The boys
Girls who read together bleed together
RUclips really doesn't want y'all to live easily.
They much prefer people teaching others how to Jehlk
Isn't it against TOS to "reuse content"? I wonder if these compilations are even technically allowed on the platform. I know if you post the same video twice a bot will pick it up and not let you do it.
@ForestofTooMuchFood wat
@ForestofTooMuchFood wat
@@Uncmongus I know this is 7 months old, but it's jelq
RUclips is RED and MENACING. It will NEVER retire.
I Had a fucking brain ANEURISM reading that.
Susan is the true Phantom Menace.
As opposed to being GREEN and RETIRED
Very accurate.
24:04 Love them slowly figuring out the mechanics that were just explained in a text card they skipped
38:34 Foghorn Leghorn reacting realistically to having a gun pulled on him
12:00 That sounded like a cult incantation it made laugh so much when Chris just goes "come on Tomar :)" like this is normal
-This is BLAIR WITCH!
-Chris, it's the 7th week in a row you've shown Blair Witch in class
48:08 love how Zach sounds so mad
The main issue for cavemen, after they reached adulthood, was dentures. After a certain age they lost most of their teeth and their quality of life drastically dropped. If they had a strong collective around them, someone could chew their food for them, if they lived alone or were shunned for some reason they eventually got weaker and weaker.
if I was a caveman I would have just ate berries and would never be weak.
why didnt cave man just make some chicken noodle soup erm awkward?
Just pound your food into mush with rocks. I'd do that before I just gave up and starved to death.
Yeah otherwise they were immortal until the ice age ended and they all melted in the hot summer sun
@@PALACIO254 of course they weren't, even lesser wounds could be fatal due to only a very rudimentary understanding of diseases and sterilization, if any. Cold was probably a big problem too, in every possible way so all kind cold related diseases were probably an issue. Also predators and/or parasites. Basically anything you would see a physician now and get some pills for it was a life or death issue: High blood pressure? Urinary infection? Broken arm?
Damn you guys shouldn’t have to re-upload this. Sorry that RUclips is so harsh on you guys.
Was halfway through it when they took it down earlier today. Let's see if I can watch it all the way through now.
Same
My favourite re-re-re upload
I swear this is like the 4th time it's been unloaded.
And like the 3rd time it was uploaded.
You uploaded it you better unload it
the 5th time its been Ebbed out
This is why internet providers show you the up/down speed of your package, so show your speed for whichever way the video is formatted
@@ChieftanJangler lmfao you’re a goddess for that reference babe
When you google “Tomar e” the googles immediately suggests exactly what you think it would.
oh my god OH MY GOD IT COULDN'T BE
Honestly, I thought it was going to be "-ating tree stars"
What does it suggest
Usually I don't like people telling content creators what to make, but I understand it now. I NEED more playthroughs of good spooky games.
This isn't a good game.
@@Indy_Bendybut it made for a good video ^_^
@@bowpow I agree it's entertaining
Jeez, this game is Sp00ky enough without the upload jumpscares.
dude GASP please GASP dont say GASP sp**ky GASP it makes me so freakin scared GASP im super serious please
Anyone else notice that Zach also mentioned a dog being injected with black goo here prior to the Avengers hypothetical?
When I was a kid I found a VHS somewhere either in the house or in the trash
with a scuffed label that said Bella
popped in in the VSR with great fear and anticipation turned out to be a Christmas movie didn't even bother to watch it
this was in like 2016
At exactly at 35:04 I was squinting trying to see what they were talking about and a real life train horn went off in exact sync with the jumpscare. I almost launched my chocolate bar across the room and nearly shat myself. 10/10
RUclips didnt like how Tomar yelled the n word
They didn't like Zach calling him an oven dodger.
@@wesker919 true
The problem wasn't that Tomar yelled the n word but that he kept yelling the n word for 15 minutes straight
@@donchrisangelo5699 he beat his score
@@RiverSomethingOrOther i wonder what tomar is trying to prove.
0:45 Bloober team sounds like something Chris or Zach would say
Bloober team is named as such because they worked on a game for the dsi's eshop, dsiware, called double bloob. It was like their fourth game too, and they were known as nidris or something before they became bloober team.
I think it's hilarious they stuck with that name for over a decade despite the dsi game being both obscure and extremely irrelevant to the kinds of games they make now.
Looking forward to tomorrow
Tomarows world, today
What if someone was like "RUclips? More like pootube" that would be funny I think.
RUclips? More like pootube
Haha that made me laugh
Pootube sounds like RUclips lol
RUclips!? More like Pootube!
Nah but seriously this play through is a classic
Why is everyone so offensive on RUclips? Yikes.
YES OK, I'LL WATCH THE VIDEO CHRIS. GET OUT OF MY NOTIFICATIONS!
Zach: Put a doc up..
Tomar: (Interrupts) oh, is that it???
Zach: (Glares at Tomar with a fifty foot long neck holding a legal document)...
It NEVER gets old to see all the top comments on every complete series be the exact same comments about watching this yet again. You guys are so clever.
The funniest part of the video has got to be them taking about Bullet in sync.
12:00 every time I see a wall of text, I end up reading it with these three saying it in unison
I look forward to OneyPlays daily Blair Witch upload. Say whatcha want but they’re consistent. Lol jk I’ll keep rewatching cuz I love you guy and you guys deserve the views
I literally have my LootCrate Carnage mug sitting on my shelf next to me. I feel like such a fucking gamer.
Because the stuff we own gives us "status?"
@@xeokym223 duh
This zach fella. What a guy
That's funny
I was sent a tape in the mail today that said "watch at own risk" and it when I put it in my vhs player it was this series except Zach's nose was hyper realistic and tomars teeth were yellow
It's ironic you guys talk about the jelqing thing in this video and it keeps getting demonetized
Yet actual jelqing videos are still up and probably monetized
I think its kinda nice that chris genuinely started looking up facts on Missouri...
Chris wins this round tomar
You didn't cap Tomato.
1:04:09 the video is by Dano McCormack
Which time stamp is it where Oney says “Tomar!” And Zach shouts “It’s a ghost!!” Followed by a transparent visage of the nostalgia critic..
Oh it’s 1:15:35 haha
Scared the fuck out of me
I guess it's just hard to censor all of Tomars many racial remarks and threats against local government officials
3:22 that caught me so off-guard lmao
57:25 that really hits hard right now
The idea that this game is based off a shoe-string-budget indie movie from the late 90s is pretty odd by itself.
Gotta love the constant Tomar character assassination.
Hope you guys cut out that bit of zach talking about genetically annihilating the mentally handicapped to create a new pure race. Kinda based and prob why they had to reuload it
Tomar is just like a republican politician; he strongly advocates against booping doggos in public but behind closed doors he boops puppers to his heart’s content.
Yikes
“Blair Witch? More like Blair Bitch! Nah but seriously, this game has cool motion blur.” -The Crude but Logical Game Reviewer
Got demonetized again, huh?
It looks like that or they just wanted to double the amount of ads heh
Chris wins this round, Tomar.
Ok cmon man tell me it’s not annoying when there’s a lil dog following you around and you can’t pat it so you just sit and stare at each other
Chris never did tell us why the opening was good shot composition, I’m stomping my big foot and fake foot on the wooden patio in protest
You can here Zach heavily breathing in the background at some points.
if by "at some points" you mean "the entire video" then yuh. i dunno why they didn't mute him, i love zach but i don't need to hear his labored breathing and lip smacking the whole time, makes this really hard to watch
Hearing Tomar so enraged is giving me flashbacks to the time I was in the Colorado airport on July 23rd, 2004
There was a humpback man that worked at a Wendy's near me. He made the best square burgers.
Chris making plans when he's already planning on leaving town. Yeah he's not lying about have ADHD lol. I know b/c I do the same thing
58:53 Donald can't handle the suspense
12:26 that’s the pencil sound in witch hunt
Wait didnt you already upload this? I thought i was having a stroke when it said 'uploaded 14 minutes ago'
58:57 sounds theyll never be able to replicate again
35:00 RUclips compression made whatever this was impossible to see before the light went on lmao
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Chris wins this round, Tomar
The mic rub made my heart jump up my throat.
i loved watching this last night, and cant wait to watch it again as a fresh upload. are they going to do this every day for October?
Should have done more of this. It was great.
Its true zack helped me prepare mentally for that unboxing video
Rewatching this I never noticed Zach's breathing is audible
I have the body of a pig
We all do!
ayoo Tomar needs to chill on the threatening of government officials
if by chill, you mean continue, then yeah. he does
As a proud Missourian, I am sad to know that the 'Show me State' was unknown by the oneyplays crew
“Hey, I’ve seen this one before”
The Blair Witch is sort of a soft reboot. But the first film still took place in its universe. It’s a sequel and the first one ties into it pretty well.
Loved the video it actually helped me concentrate in my homework
This is we’re the “ Tomar tree Star “ came from
1:15:35 is the best part
i want somebody to mod this game only to add them reading that tutorial paragraph and change nothing else
58:06 Is that a LittleKuribo reference?
I’ve watched this video a million times and never caught Chris’s edgy af joke @3:30 until now 😂😭
GUYS! IF YOU BOUGHT BONEYPLAYS PINS YOU HAVE TO NAIL THEM INTO YOUR CHEST WHILE WATCHING TOMORROW . AND REMEMBER IF YOU DONT... YOUR NOT A REAL GAMER!
The Show Me State is Missouri and the fact that no one knows that is very typical of Missouri.
I swear the very last scene is some of the most horrifying jumpscare I’ve ever experienced
Am i really going to watch this a 3rd time? Yes.
*grabs lotion*
Watching these and other compilations in preparation for Boneyplays 2020.
I wish I could but I can't stop repeatedly playing this video on loop and everytime I do I slap my knee when zach says anything about the witch
Looks like Crystal Dynamics is already getting their revenge for your harsh criticisms.
1:09:40 It’s great hearing them talk about Lucas the Magnificent considering they knew full well it was Michael Cusack before everyone else figured it out
It's the end of 2023..... When are we finally getting "Tomar's Least Used Words - 2019" published?
I'm sick of waiting. I've read through 2003-2018 several times already
Love how they really just be harassing Tomar
I hope they finish this, this halloween.
Missouri is the "Show Me" state
11:25 28:08 41:39 56:50 1:00:55
12:10 oneyplays kids tv show
44:38 its so funny to know this dude used to work on SpongeBob
Missouri! Missouri is the show me state!!
I swear once a game becomes dark chris becomes mentally challenged.