Oney Plays God of War (2018) - Complete Series
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It took ten seconds for them to make a "that's you, Tomar" joke
Even less than that
My favorite part of this series was when all the non-Oney fans that came here just to watch a playthrough got really pissed off when they started talking over the cutscenes and making fun of the characters.
It's always the best.
Classic oney, it's his superpower
To be fair, I remember he was bashing the game really hard on Twitter before putting out the playthrough, and they were some pretty hot takes.
Sir Gentleman Shiggy who cares?
@@sonicroachdoggjrraven3263 I mean, I care, but not to the extent that I think he can't goof on the game.
I'm just saying, I don't blame anyone or think it's unfair for people to find his stubborn attitude towards certain types of games (especially narrative heavy ones) to be a little obnoxious.
I love the concept of “I blink really slowly” as the name for “normal” difficulty
This whole game is just a fan fiction about Tomar and Jaxxy and their goblin son Atreus
And of COURSE Jaxxy is dead, i wonder who could have dun it
Weemus probably Chris... he said he’d poison Jaxxy to trick Tomar into saying the N-word
Seperoth did it!
It's funny cuz *spoilers for GoW* Jaxxy is also a giant that Tomar beds every night.
Zac is the dwarves
wow That White bald video game guy really looks like popular voice actor Josh Tomar.
Josh Tomar? The man in projects such as Final Fantasy 7 remake?
He really does
The only thing missing is his iconic beautiful little dent.
Ah yes that time Chris Zach and Tomar just laughed at kratos for an hour.
Hey Peter, remembah da time?
Indeed
He is a funny little character, you have to admit
To be fair, the last ten minutes or so weren't about Kratos, but rather, were dedicated to the Green Cumulon
Tomar is kratos
Personal time stamps
0:05 zach's observation
4:52 Bear McCreary credit
6:40 laughing at lighting
7:00 Kratos vore hypothetical
19:28 eye dart
21:20 rodney dangerfield
23:31 doge coin hypothetical
31:13 'The stranger' reveal
39:01 Tomar yellow cum hypothetical
39:21 female oneyplays cast
39:43 Tomar theatre story
“What if the little kid said the word dogecoin but he never said it again?” is the funniest thing I’ve ever heard Zach say.
Can we get a time stamp for this please?
@@PumbusBungus 23:32
Can someone mod this game so that Kratos' axe breaks and he has to substitute by picking up his son and smacking his enemies with him and throw him around. That would make this game great
As long as it's at the VERY beginning, like when Kratos hits the tree the second time.
Every time Zach talks about the supposed Goblins I hear him in my head going "Are you IN or are you OUT?!"
Hearing Zach say "Boypussy" is more traumatic than being in a car crash
it's spelled 'boi'
@@jameson7276you're both wrong, it's spelled 'boipucci`'
This upload is clearly the work of the infamous Green Cumulon.
The irony of Chris calling Baldur Loki makes me chuckle. That’s some REAL gamer knowledge
the irony of my hard dried up crusty shit log scraping my asshole tunnel as it slides out. it stings so fucking bad.
My favorite thing is when they throw in a really silent background noise OMG it gets me laughing so hard 6:34
I just woke up the house at 3:30am laughing
you can even hear them laughing
2:40 Tomar does the worst Tomar impressions i've heard. Chris and Zach are way better.
Nah, u wrong
I hope that zach has a kid one day so the world gets another evil little character
Only if the mother is a big beautiful goddess
@@LeviathanLP Tomar
@@restinpeace9928 ah yes, the perfect specimen
His first word will be "Linkara."
Who do you think Roachdog Jr. is?
Not even joking, Tomar looks so much like Kratos. If Tomar started benching and then aged 20 years, he would literally be Kratos
How did people get offended by this series, was entertaining as hell lmao. Who cares if they like the game or not, Chris and the gang can make any game fun to watch.
People dont like chris not censoring himself
Tbh it can be frustrating watching them play certain titles. Sorta seems like they try to hard to be funny at times. Then other times they are actually fully naturally.
@@baguettebully4709 Sometimes I do believe they're playing a game just because it came out recently, without any prior knowledge or history with it. Sometimes that makes it hard to be funny because instead of talking about funny stuff, you have to commentate on the lame ass game being played since that IS the funny stuff.
@@baguettebully4709the game sucked so it makes sense, they usually feel hard on bad games or games they don’t like
What I like about OneyPlays is the variety of opinions. Tomar seems to like this game, Chris doesn’t, Zach likes to talk about dogecoin. Everyone is truly special!
49:08
Chris O'Neill laughs as a small child is struck with a blade
lol ^^
Not because he finds it funny. Because he remembers the funny story about how Tomar got mixed up with the law
18:57 I love the subtle Portal reference
5:24 Probably my favorite Zach scream ever
I was not expecting a Rodney Dangerfield reference, let alone an entire bit about him. God damn I love these guys
The small scream edits in the background always get me xD
i just started watching you guys recently and ive absolutely love the content. some of the funniest youtube content i have ever seen. keep making video because me and my girlfriend eat this stuff up lol. you guys are funny af.
Have you watched their Spider-Man 2 series yet? That’s one of the best ones.
@@RandomRiot yeah, ive seen almost all of their stuff. that one was funny af. Zach cracks me up so much lol
"one day you will be slightly bigger babi-tos" is accurate if you are playing Ragnarok rn
That’s what I was thinking
Tomar playing The God of War: “I think he might be a god or something”
That short Dogecoin convo aged like wine
Man, I *really* wish they had continued with this. Oh well.
Yeah I hate when they play games part way and then stop. They've been doing it for years, so we are all kinda used to it
There was probably another hour of unused footage but it was just them saying Green Cumulon
Nah, this game was pretty shitty. The gameplay is repetitive and boring. They would be spending most of their time watching cutscenes, because that's like three quarters of the game. I'm glad they moved on.
@@sloppyphart7879 did you play the game?
@@sloppyphart7879 lmao imagine calling god of war a shitty game bruhh
I like when you get in a boat on a river and the game says go downstream on the boat. And then you go downstream on the boat for a second.
An hour and three minutes?
Did they only watch the first cutscene?
😦
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uhhh, no? They obviously beat it, it says "complete series" for a reason, duh!
@@TheSaintsVEVO dude it's almost a year since you posted that but I gotta tell you that made me laugh
@@pinio5132 I have no idea what I meant by it now...
Jesus this is already 2 years old lmao this was like one of my favorite series with the boys
Jesus this is already 2 years old lmao this was like one of my favorite comments with the boys
I still remember when this was first posted and fans of god of called Chris a man baby
As much as I love Chris he kinda comes off that way in this vid
@@samman9738 Because he doesn't like the gameplay?
@@Ghdfshhs i love Chris to death but no one likes a constant complainer
@@dividesandconquer990 You and I have different definitions of the word constant my friend.
Ghdfshhs not because of that, if he doesn’t like the gameplay that’s fine, but more so that fact that he complains that some of the game mechanics are too babied even though he just started the game and he literally can’t solve the simple puzzles without Tomar. He comes off as a bit rude. I’m not hating on Chris so don’t get all defensive I still love the dude, he just doesn’t come off as fair with the criticism.
Chris forgot he could throw his axe for like the last 30 min
32:44 I make this noise every time zachs goblin nose pokes out of my camera lens
6:35 I just realised you can hear a little laugh before Chris start to speak normal again
I love how you can tell when zach is out of the room
My god, this game is almost as engaging as the Rise of Skywalker
I never gave the god of war games a chance but the change in cratos really makes me want to play
So glad tomar was there to drop some appreciation while chris and zach made jokes about literally everything 😂
i loved the part where they were screaming like kratos at the kid falling off a bridge at 51:46
The cartoony sound effects over serious shit will always entertain me
I just realized he never cut off the top part of that tree at the beginning. It was just already logged when tied to the boat.
30:33 Zachs best impression during this gameplay.
I love how they joke about you getting vored in the game and that actually happens in all the gow's
Tomar’s Coke story brought a tear to my eye
Don't be fooled he says he's 5 years clean but then can't explain all the OneyPlays money being ClearNet routed to Colombia, like for fucks sake at least learn how to use BitCoin "RushuaBlowmar_3.5"
I have a professor who worked on this game as an animator, and now this game just looks totally different to me.
35:51 Spartan Rage, some stay dry and others feel the pain
This game truly has puzzles, puzsles, and more pussles!
yeah, this game sucks my ass
Quite a shame we never got to meet Tomar as an dwarf
30:34
So glad you're doing these more often, Oney. I love your videos.
This is where green cumulon first appeared right?
TONTORO TONTORO yup
52:12 this is where a lot of people got tired and gave up early.
This part probably drained them from the rest..
Erm, can you stop making fun of my big boy game. You're only meant to shill every game, okay??? brb stalking your twitter for opinions I disagree with
I find it hilarious Vin Diesel was embarrassed to dance for Groot yet he's fine doing the dance in Pacifier....
Zach's little goblin screeches and the cartoon noises added on post are what really sells me on this video
Zach’s “Raahhhh” is one of the funniest sounds I’ve heard all year
I'm upset they didn't finish this. I wanted to see how Tomar's adventure concludes. Does he ever destroy the Tomar-Emeralds once and for all? Does he ever find Jaxxy? I guess the word will never know...
Find out next time on dragonball Z
You guys should play castle crashers on the channel
Tomar's hair in the game looks very true to his real life hair
baldr as linkara is perfect lmao
"This would make a good movie," Chris said, again, to make sure everyone heard him.
The Saga of Tomar and the DogeCoin boy
RIEIRIRIEIIRIEU I just saw something very unpretty! I looked in the mirror! RIRIRIRIEIIRIR!!! But I am the cool RUclipsr with two hazardously hot girlfriends so it is all good! Thanks for you attention dear luke
Another excellent addition to the list of green cumulon related films on this platform, bravo boys.
Before Tomar had his iconic purple hat.
These guys should play till the end they'll be surprised there actually is vore in this game.
It's good to have my monthly dose of Green Cumulon
i forgot how much i liked this game
Tomar was right, that was specifically a German suplex
Tomar's Green Cumulon (Director's Cut)
how'd I miss this
This is one of my favorite series :)
26:11 zach huntin for gash
My favorite part - cue Coomar voice: “I’m like, stretching my batwing over a candle to burn a hole in my sack.”
28:46 did the actor playing Kratos just get a text there? or am i hearing things? the directors like,QUIET ON THET PLEATH, QUIET ON THET! ONWY I GET TO THAY CUT!!!!!
I definitely heard a drink spill, then it cut.
Guess I'm watching this now, thank you!
35:50 literally tomar whenever he doesn't get his spaghettios
It was such a good series to watch, why was it so short?
46:16 lol i laugh so hard on this part xD
Tomar played this game by himself after this lol
"You're not the boy" -Daddy Tomar to Bart
Old godzilla was fuckin around Tokyo city like a big playground
Why did kratos sail down the mighty Mississippi for a log when he lives amidst a forest?
There is an actual story reason, his wife as a dying wish asked for him to cut specific trees to cremate her
I would play a GoW where you ran through a God’s body. Would make a cool horror thriller action game
oh god that video of the girl getting hit in the eye is crazy, thanks for pointing out the third dart thrown zak, thats pretty jokes if you can ignore the jank ass sound of an eyeball popping.
Zach was right, he DID grow up to be a slightly bigger Babitos.
Chris’s voice sounds like he got recast for only this series
I feel like 70% of the new god of war games fans never played the original games
Finally a game where I can play as Tomar
Love this game. Thank you
Eleven years later we get a full comp of gow 4
this is the video i need right now
I really wish they finished this game
I wish they finished this game
I have never found another channel full of dudes who are better at knowingly pissing nerds off while secretly loving the game than oneyplays XD
Tomar likes this game but he has far more patience for cinematic games than chris
I swear I’ve heard tomars coke story somewhere else before
I like how Tomar was beginning to say that he never had a wife lol!
On one hand I do wish Chris got a bit more into the combat
On the other hand it was thanks to these boys that I really understood how boring of an opening half-hour of this game was compared to all the other GoW openings