He demanded that line be put in when he saw the quality of the game. "It's just a guy who kind of looks and sounds like me, it was probably the same guy that was promoting the game."
@@boiboi7717 that's why it isn't fun. Once Tomar took over there was no more challege. No he sits on his "epic gamer" throne twiddling his evil widdle thumbs in boredom
@@boogaloo2.017 His gaming life has been too easy since he got his latest BoneyPlays™️ 4D Bucket Racing Seat Spooktesticular Gaming Chair. Now he thinks he's too good for games and makes his minions play them all whilst he backseat games and barks commands.
Zach isn’t actually working on smiling friends, anytime he tries to come in to record, Tomar runs at him with a large stick shouting obscenities at him. I work for Domino’s and I was delivering an order to them while this was happening, once Zach ran away, Tomar looked at me dead in the eye and said, “If you tell anybody about this I will take your wife and feed her to Chris.” I hope this helps anybody who was wondering where Zach is.
@@AsecasJavi Yeah, I thought that was weird too. I deliver a lot of packages to his house, to the point where he knows my full name, and anytime I put a package on the wrong part of his porch, he comes out screaming at me. Every time he just talks about hanging my wife or crucifying her or whatever, it's always about my wife, but I don't think he's realized that I'm not even married. I think he's losing his mind since Chris found one of his emeralds.
@@daroachdoggjr.6025 knowing him, he probably married you without your consent, or even wiped your memories, so you didn't remember your wife. He pulls this trick so many times he doesn't even remember who has their memories wiped or not anymore.
1:11:03 The best response to friendly fire (which I haven't seen in modern games in ages) is when you attack your companion character, they get mad, and they start attacking you.
I'll never forget playing Mario 64 for the first time, jumping on Toad's head, only for a swarm of Toads to pin me down and stomp me to death in retaliation.
@@draconicusmathiusanytherio7630 I didnt get that from vibe from the mad max films, and you know, people who looked like Max were in those movies two, not just 90s raver kids.
I'm actually surprised this (out of all) wasn't the kind of playthrough that ended because the game exploded. Even more, most of the problems these guys had with the game were related to the concept of the game itself, and not its glitches, which probably says a lot.
I've played cyberpunk all the way through and watched dozens of people play it on RUclips and I still can't tell if I actually like it or if it's just Stockholm syndrome and all of the cool trailers tricked me into liking it
@@moonsaves that's my problem, I keep wanting to replay cyberpunk for the characters but the thought of doing another shootout puts me right off. I think the game would have benifited from being styled like disco elysium, point and click adventure with no combat, it would have trimmed the fat and left more room for the characters and world building
People find it hard to admit that something they were excited for is bad so they go out of their way to justify their excitement or purchase buy doubling down and overly defending said game.
I honestly really like the game. Its got plenty of issues with the marketing blowing things outta proportion and actual issues with the game on consoles and whatnot but the actual story is great. If you really just take it at face value and ignore the hype and lies, the game would've been considered really good if we weren't blue balled for a year with delays and overhyped marketing. But that's just my opinion.
1:10:00 in the original cyberpunk 2020 rpg book they actually say something along the lines of "It's never sunny, it's never daytime, it's always raining at night because this is fucking cyberpunk" night city looks fucking awful during the day and it's MOSTLY daytime.
" Hey Jaxxy, I got a up-a-gur-ade. " Said Tomar before using his Sandevistan to hurl twelve full cans of soda in under a second at Jaxxy's head for touching his spaghetti.
Lyle isn't in this playthrough but you can watch him experience Cyberpunk in the form of his Edgerunners self-insert that Trigger was kind enough to add for a few episodes.
My friend just showed me Edgerunners last friday and I the exact moment Pilar came on screen I said "damn, Lyle looks good in this show", glad I'm not alone
@@Roach_Dogg_JR you are everywhere on this channel. An entity that roams the comments section of every OneyPlays video. It’s like a little Easter egg seeing one of your comments
The one time I went to L.A there was a crackhead rolling a huge ass tire down the middle of the walk of fame while scratching his gums and this 6'5" black guy in a diaper crying and screaming "MAMAAAAAAA"
In the state of California. He was kicked out of Portugal in the 70's for commiting over 200 crimes, all crimes were committed against a group of 4 people who tomar chose to torment for decades. It was 30 years of slow poisoning and torture before he was caught but he was so smart he fled the country before they could catch him, and now he bounces from city to city across the US taking advantage of the lack of uniformity with the us judicial system. Before long he will disappear from oney plays after he convinces all the kids watching to commit grand larceny in his name.
Also just so happens to be the year the world was nuked in Fallout, nuclear war as we all know has been implied by Tomar on numerous occasions to be his "last little surprise" when he "exhausts the world of every little morsel of entertainment value"
This game is the antithesis of Deus Ex:human revolution, where Adam Jensen "didn't ask for this" when he was turned into a cyborg but Tomar is literally committing vehicular assault, evading arrest and accepting ludicrous interest from the back alley robo doc. He truly has gone off the deep end since he stole a metal gear and sunk an entire submarine full of soldiers
Damn, Chris did a really good Halo "Slayer" impression. I legit thought it was edited into the vid until I rewound and listened to it more times than I care to admit
Seeing how rough this game was on release is really funny, I got it after the 2.0 update and it's probably my favourite game, but man did it have a rough start.
@@HOTD108_ the technology in the 70’s Alien movie has that “cassette futuristic” style of technology. It’s so cool in my opinion, you can also see an iteration of it in Halo: CE
I think the main reason they got specifically Keanu Reeves for specifically this was because he's been in a lot of cyberpunk genre projects before. Johnny Mnemonic is basically just Cyberpunk: The Movie.
I know the dead horse has been beaten harder than a rat in Lyle's walls, but Chris is completely correct. Bugs are goddamn hilarious and an entire game experience can honestly be enhanced with the ensuing comedy. Though I understand that people get upset when they spend so much money on games that come out half-assed. That's completely justified, games should be finished, but a few bugs here or there aren't the end of the world if it ends up still being fun for you. But when the marketing blatantly lies and does not represent the games at all, and then you get horrible baseless shills telling you for years how perfect and immersive it's going to be, only to then rate and represent the game based off their preconceived idea of what they thought it would be is fucking bullshit. It sucks to be let down, but at least be honest, the people that rated this game well when it released were lying to everybody, including themselves. They overhyped it so much without actually experiencing it that it becomes a part of their identity, it's like a creepy religion that they can't see any wrong doing within. It's okay to get excited, it's okay to be disappointed, it's just natural human response, but fanboys of anything just stand in utter defiance of realistic expectations that they can't keep those expectations in check, and then they aren't pleasantly surprised with anything. Everything either lives up to fabricated hype and is a 10 out of 10, or it is the worst thing ever because it could have been better. I just wish people kept their expectations in check and were then honest about their experience afterward. I don't find it fun to talk about movies anymore for this reason, and I love movies more than anything. Marketing, fanboyism, and alleged corporate trickery is really annoying.
Being a fan has now become a competition. You like this thing I like? I bet you don't like it as much as ME. Instead of being happy for others for liking the same thing they do, they gatekeep it so that they can pretend their experience was netter than anyone else's experience
@@Jose_Doe Gatekeeping is NOT ok though. People should be able to do whatever the hell they want, regardless of how much interest they have in something. They could be someone who is trying out something for the first time, and if some gatekeeper interacted with them, it would make them drop their possible new hobby. And yes people compete with their amount of enjoyment How the hell do you think Cyberpunk got away with their launch? Paid-for reviews and ultra fanboys made us all pre-order an unfinished mess because "holy crap I'm having so much fun. You have no idea!" The only reason you and I are even having this conversation is because you've never had someone gatekeeping you before And seeing as you tried to gatekeep ME while having a conversation ABOUT gatekeeping, it's clear that it's a problem. You can't gatekeep something from turning to shit when there's flies buzzing around it, btw
@@bekuta7223 Then by all means go gatekeep. Instead, you're here telling me how great gatekeeping is, when you could be getting your rookie gatekeeping numbers up.
@@AkiRa22084 dont worry its not actually hate lol I love the boys and ive been watching for years. kinda making fun of cyberpunk not them, I dont think anyone wants them to play the full game for real
This is one of my favourite play throughs to watch from OneyPlays and it never fails to make me laugh at Zach and Chris thinking that a montage in a cutscene is a bug.
Check out SleepyCast/SleepyCabin if you want even more oney and friends. I recommend episodes with Cory if you want to know what it's like to have brain damage.
The one part I do hate is that no matter your choice when starting it doesn't really affect your choices massively or anything nor can you stay on that path fully, unless it was streetkid and maybe nomad, where not much changes.
@@WillyNilly420 honestly the game reminds me of New York if it's inhabitants were made up of California's population and if there were way more electric billboards
I love how Chris gets mad at the hilarious randomized homunculi spawned by clicking the randomize option over and over again looking like randomized hot trash but not bothering to tell Tomar to repick the actual normal looking presets because he's too busy yelling lmao
For those wondering this series is what started Tomar's descent into contemplating the old rabbi that bit his infant foreskin off and sucked the blood. This descent spread randomly intp a few other series and continues to this day.
1:17:41 This part always makes me laugh cause of the fact that jumping over the couch very slowly somehow managed to not result in V being full of bullet holes. They're clearly shooting while you're doing your shitty flop behind the sofa and you'd definitely be bleeding out on the floor
Usually prosthetics are made to custom fit a very small range of sizes. A lot have adjustable straps to tighten or loosen but if you did lose too much weight you’d have to take your prosthetic in for an adjustment to make it fit comfortably again.
I think this game is really funny for the same reason the back to the future movies are (or any movie from the 80s and 90s that "predicted" the 2000s+ was). They fill it with all this crazy tech but they cant imagine anything beyond upgraded versions of what we already have, and the game itself feels limited by current possibilities. It's a game about the future that is hopelessly trapped in the present.
Some gadgets feel pretty much like 80's future props era like that magazine with page screens, it looks kinda cool but I don't understand how no one at CD Red brought up the fact we have tablets today.
If people suddenly start saying the game is good because they release some DLC I am going to scream. This kind of shit will become more commonplace if everyone just rolls over and doesnt demand corporations to make things they promise and not try fucking over their customers to the best of their ability.
@@cato3277 Theres plenty of people who even from the start were defending the thing as some sort of deep "RPG" with everything they could have hoped from it with the ONLY thing bothering them about any of it was the glitches and the performance. This will go down in history as yet another case of people forigiving and forgetting a company for doing the bare minumum after royally fucking up.
"Any resemblance to a real person is purely coincidental," says the game with Keanu Reeves in it.
Total coincidence. These things happen.
@@truenickspivak what u mean?
@@truenickspivak thinking you're in the game?
He demanded that line be put in when he saw the quality of the game.
"It's just a guy who kind of looks and sounds like me, it was probably the same guy that was promoting the game."
They do call the man Mr. Coincidence after all
I love how the entire series ended with Tomar saying „this isn't fun"
That's exactly what he said about politics
@@realdragon that's to keep you from realizing he controls all world politics from the shadows
@@boiboi7717 that's why it isn't fun. Once Tomar took over there was no more challege. No he sits on his "epic gamer" throne twiddling his evil widdle thumbs in boredom
Spoiler!!!
@@boogaloo2.017 His gaming life has been too easy since he got his latest BoneyPlays™️ 4D Bucket Racing Seat Spooktesticular Gaming Chair.
Now he thinks he's too good for games and makes his minions play them all whilst he backseat games and barks commands.
Love the childlike glee in Zach's voice when he says "be that guy, be that guy!"
yeah i agree, the future lingo in this game sucks. Batman Beyond's future lingo was way better.
@@John-X ... huh?
@@psychoticpebbleBeep.
@@John-X whatever, Choom.
Tomar’s crisis with certain circumcision practices cracks me up every time
Someday he will circumcise the world,and all the addrenochrome will be his
I can hear monster mash HE PEELED HIS FORESKIN BACK every time the actual song plays now, it's definitely better.
@@DailyCorvid *pulled it back~*
@@s3dchr "then i spat into my sack"
@@GaMeRfReAkLIVE *he spat in his sack~*
1:02:24
"It says 'BEEP' behind him." will always be the funniest part of this series, to me.
well i dont think so
@@3wedyour addition to this comment was very helpful and informative. Thanks for writing ☺️☺️☺️
@@meathandsmansbeep
Kenshi player huh?
The way he pronounces beep there is so funny to me
Jaxxy’s been real extra quiet ever since Tomar got that new cybernetic upgrade.
I still don't fully understand why he went for the double jump legs instead of stronger arms or whatever but I respect his decision
It's the one that shows how full of piss he is, right?
Killing your wife is not a cybernetic upgrade, it's murder.
upgerrrade
Yeah I heard he got a cybernetic foreskin replacement. Not sure what it could be used for, but I gotta admit, I’m super jealous.
Keep in mind guys, this was just a side-job compared to the developer's *real* passion project, Mr.Maze.
Don't forget Gwent 😔
Oh my god you killed me.
Mr maze rocks
which would explain the quality
@@ti2218 I liked Gwent a lot in Witcher 3. And the little free game. Did people not enjoy it?
42:11 I love how, when finally given freedom, Tomar immediately commits suicide
Kinda like the robot prototypes in Robocop
@@Aldo-lq8fdThe Tomar prototypes are cool and all, but I kind of miss the original specimen. R.I.P.
"We didn't realize the capture was dropping frames"
That's incredibly poetic, considering the game they're playing
That means its working
cyberpunk bad, wow never heard that obvious joke before
@@demisagoat a joke that's obviously stayed true in many ways.
@@demisagoat what in God's name is your profile picture
@@humiekitten7818 your mom
"my future gun shoots bullets" always makes me laugh more than it should
29:22
@@crowblues thanks trans. 👍
Chris “They’re still talking about Trump”
Zach “…Well, it’s still FUNNY.”
never ceases to make me laugh.
This guy is definitely green and/or retired.
says zach who still does trumps voice lol
@@amp4105 well its ACTUALLY still funny
Tomar: give him swirly eyes
Zach: yeah!
Chris: he's like Dr. Insano
Zach: *YYEESS!!!!!*
Zach isn’t actually working on smiling friends, anytime he tries to come in to record, Tomar runs at him with a large stick shouting obscenities at him. I work for Domino’s and I was delivering an order to them while this was happening, once Zach ran away, Tomar looked at me dead in the eye and said, “If you tell anybody about this I will take your wife and feed her to Chris.” I hope this helps anybody who was wondering where Zach is.
Tomar said the same exact the Ng to me wtf isn't anything sacred to him? He just reuses threats now?
@@AsecasJavi Yeah, I thought that was weird too. I deliver a lot of packages to his house, to the point where he knows my full name, and anytime I put a package on the wrong part of his porch, he comes out screaming at me. Every time he just talks about hanging my wife or crucifying her or whatever, it's always about my wife, but I don't think he's realized that I'm not even married. I think he's losing his mind since Chris found one of his emeralds.
@@daroachdoggjr.6025 knowing him, he probably married you without your consent, or even wiped your memories, so you didn't remember your wife.
He pulls this trick so many times he doesn't even remember who has their memories wiped or not anymore.
Tomar is not good.
Are you the guy that made Ding Dong put his pizza on the floor?
1:11:03 The best response to friendly fire (which I haven't seen in modern games in ages) is when you attack your companion character, they get mad, and they start attacking you.
I'll never forget playing Mario 64 for the first time, jumping on Toad's head, only for a swarm of Toads to pin me down and stomp me to death in retaliation.
6:44 Tomar being pressed about circumcisions makes my day brighter
Pressed like how Tomar presses Jaxxy's head against the wall.
IN THE YEAR 2077, I AM WAKAKO, WATCHING ONEYPLAYS COMPLETE SERIES
BEEP BORP
EVERYBODY DO THE DINO STOMP
I'll be alive in 2077 and I will watch this then.
@@rodmullen64With the way you eat? Not likely.
I love how Zach’s idea of a guy from the street is “taking out a Vietnamese guys eyes with your thumbs”
It's a reference to mark wahlberg's criminal past, as zach said
is he wrong though
I mean, that's pretty accurate.
1:43 I particularly love that Chris is hitting randomize and expecting appealing looking characters
I mean, you'd expect some not to be absolutely horrendous.
@@nikolaastwell it has punk in the name, really should expect guys that look like they are from mad max
@@draconicusmathiusanytherio7630 I didnt get that from vibe from the mad max films, and you know, people who looked like Max were in those movies two, not just 90s raver kids.
"It says beep on that wall" had me in tears
I think what makes it better is how often they said "beep borp" before actually stumbling upon it
if anybody has the timestamp for that moment i'll give you a sick wrist job
@@streetpunkstreams4730 1:02:22 brotha
@@streetpunkstreams4730i hope you paid up
“it says beep behind him”
The biggest shocker is this game managed to run for over an hour
I'm actually surprised this (out of all) wasn't the kind of playthrough that ended because the game exploded. Even more, most of the problems these guys had with the game were related to the concept of the game itself, and not its glitches, which probably says a lot.
@@mabe4322what?
Bro after a month the game ran well
I've played cyberpunk all the way through and watched dozens of people play it on RUclips and I still can't tell if I actually like it or if it's just Stockholm syndrome and all of the cool trailers tricked me into liking it
A little bit of A, a little bit of B
I liked it. The story and characters are pretty damn great.
@@moonsaves that's my problem, I keep wanting to replay cyberpunk for the characters but the thought of doing another shootout puts me right off. I think the game would have benifited from being styled like disco elysium, point and click adventure with no combat, it would have trimmed the fat and left more room for the characters and world building
People find it hard to admit that something they were excited for is bad so they go out of their way to justify their excitement or purchase buy doubling down and overly defending said game.
I honestly really like the game. Its got plenty of issues with the marketing blowing things outta proportion and actual issues with the game on consoles and whatnot but the actual story is great. If you really just take it at face value and ignore the hype and lies, the game would've been considered really good if we weren't blue balled for a year with delays and overhyped marketing. But that's just my opinion.
1:10:00
in the original cyberpunk 2020 rpg book they actually say something along the lines of "It's never sunny, it's never daytime, it's always raining at night because this is fucking cyberpunk"
night city looks fucking awful during the day and it's MOSTLY daytime.
The, “randomize character” setting should just be renamed to the, “look like a rave-crack addict button”…
" Hey Jaxxy, I got a up-a-gur-ade. " Said Tomar before using his Sandevistan to hurl twelve full cans of soda in under a second at Jaxxy's head for touching his spaghetti.
Zach yelling "BE THAT GUY, BE THAT GUY, BE THAT GUY" will never not be funny.
"It's the future, and the weather outside is constantly frightful." underrated joke
Everyone was on fire for this playthrough. Tomar’s “it’s harvest season” absolutely killed me. This one’s an essential Oneyplays series
Guys, you posted “Best Of: Games Glitching/Breaking” already, around 4 weeks ago.
Thanks for stealing my comment bud
@@Yeen66 Thanks for stealing my comment about him stealing your comment bud
@@Yeen66 who care
@@serjherman thanks for thanking my thanks on a thankless thankful thank.
Thats what it was! I legit thought they posted this already lol
Lyle isn't in this playthrough but you can watch him experience Cyberpunk in the form of his Edgerunners self-insert that Trigger was kind enough to add for a few episodes.
Lyle’s iconic 14 foot long cybernetic arms
"Big hands! Big hands run!!!"
My friend just showed me Edgerunners last friday and I the exact moment Pilar came on screen I said "damn, Lyle looks good in this show", glad I'm not alone
Holy shit how could I not realize. It kind of even sounds like a voice Lyle would do
@@Roach_Dogg_JR you are everywhere on this channel. An entity that roams the comments section of every OneyPlays video. It’s like a little Easter egg seeing one of your comments
The fact they got as far as they did without major crashes is amazing.
God, I wish they played more of this- Zach doing the "Robots in the Year 2077" bit was the funniest shit.
REWATCHING THE CYBERPUNK LET'S PLAY IN THE YEAR TWENTY SEVENTY SEVEN
The one time I went to L.A there was a crackhead rolling a huge ass tire down the middle of the walk of fame while scratching his gums and this 6'5" black guy in a diaper crying and screaming "MAMAAAAAAA"
Dude, that was Oney and Sonny on vacation! You should've asked for their autograph
America used to be unironically very nice.
@@animuslite8809 you can say that again
@@animuslite8809 if you were white and not living in the shitty areas.
@@firstnamelastname8426 i think some power should bring it back to it's former glory, some might say it was once great and it could be once more idk
i love how much their character actually fits into the setting
I love how knowing how broken this game is and seeing the whole video in 1 fps is just the cherry on top when it comes to this game
You have to switch your PFP to the locked in version
2077 is a pretty interesting coincidence. It also refers to the number of people Tomar has brutally slain.
In the state of California. He was kicked out of Portugal in the 70's for commiting over 200 crimes, all crimes were committed against a group of 4 people who tomar chose to torment for decades. It was 30 years of slow poisoning and torture before he was caught but he was so smart he fled the country before they could catch him, and now he bounces from city to city across the US taking advantage of the lack of uniformity with the us judicial system. Before long he will disappear from oney plays after he convinces all the kids watching to commit grand larceny in his name.
Tomar is a mossad asset
Also just so happens to be the year the world was nuked in Fallout, nuclear war as we all know has been implied by Tomar on numerous occasions to be his "last little surprise" when he "exhausts the world of every little morsel of entertainment value"
“Why would you buy two vending machines and put them right next to each other” that’s what they do in the real world too
This game is the antithesis of Deus Ex:human revolution, where Adam Jensen "didn't ask for this" when he was turned into a cyborg but Tomar is literally committing vehicular assault, evading arrest and accepting ludicrous interest from the back alley robo doc. He truly has gone off the deep end since he stole a metal gear and sunk an entire submarine full of soldiers
uh submarines are supposed to sink.. duh...
@@snarkycommenthere9027I think they're supposed to submerge and resurface. To sink would be to do just the first part.
@@HOTD108_ errrmmmmm I THINK they're supposed to 'submerge' 👆and "resurface"🤓
Damn, Chris did a really good Halo "Slayer" impression. I legit thought it was edited into the vid until I rewound and listened to it more times than I care to admit
Seeing how rough this game was on release is really funny, I got it after the 2.0 update and it's probably my favourite game, but man did it have a rough start.
7:03 always cracks me up
“hello coachella…it’s uncle ben” is top 5 oneyplay edits 😭😭😭
The laughs were fast and thick in this one. Thanks funnymen!
Rewatching this series after Edgerunners is great
I edge whilst I run too.
Welcome to the future as told by the late 2010s/early 2020s where everything looks like an 80s night club.
Tbf the cyberpunk roleplaying game this was based off of was originally created in the late 80s.
@@gvd72It's like how Alien Isolation is full of computers that look like 1970s tech, because the original film its based off is from the 70s.
@@HOTD108_ the technology in the 70’s Alien movie has that “cassette futuristic” style of technology. It’s so cool in my opinion, you can also see an iteration of it in Halo: CE
"Are any of these supposed to look cool?" The question i ask with every character creator now a days.
1:17:47 "That's my boy, he's on fire" is an underrated moment
I want a compilation of all the times theyve decided they didnt want to continue a game that we havent seen because they cut the edit before hand
I think the main reason they got specifically Keanu Reeves for specifically this was because he's been in a lot of cyberpunk genre projects before. Johnny Mnemonic is basically just Cyberpunk: The Movie.
Wait, they only played for one hour and 24 minutes?
I feel like their compilation video about Cyberpunk2077's glitches is longer than that
It was a compilation of glitches in all the games they played not just Cyberpunk, tho Cyberpunk still makes up half that video which says a lot.
Wow this game sure did deserve the hype.
I know the dead horse has been beaten harder than a rat in Lyle's walls, but Chris is completely correct. Bugs are goddamn hilarious and an entire game experience can honestly be enhanced with the ensuing comedy. Though I understand that people get upset when they spend so much money on games that come out half-assed. That's completely justified, games should be finished, but a few bugs here or there aren't the end of the world if it ends up still being fun for you. But when the marketing blatantly lies and does not represent the games at all, and then you get horrible baseless shills telling you for years how perfect and immersive it's going to be, only to then rate and represent the game based off their preconceived idea of what they thought it would be is fucking bullshit. It sucks to be let down, but at least be honest, the people that rated this game well when it released were lying to everybody, including themselves. They overhyped it so much without actually experiencing it that it becomes a part of their identity, it's like a creepy religion that they can't see any wrong doing within. It's okay to get excited, it's okay to be disappointed, it's just natural human response, but fanboys of anything just stand in utter defiance of realistic expectations that they can't keep those expectations in check, and then they aren't pleasantly surprised with anything. Everything either lives up to fabricated hype and is a 10 out of 10, or it is the worst thing ever because it could have been better. I just wish people kept their expectations in check and were then honest about their experience afterward. I don't find it fun to talk about movies anymore for this reason, and I love movies more than anything. Marketing, fanboyism, and alleged corporate trickery is really annoying.
Being a fan has now become a competition.
You like this thing I like? I bet you don't like it as much as ME.
Instead of being happy for others for liking the same thing they do, they gatekeep it so that they can pretend their experience was netter than anyone else's experience
@@BeanerMan13 it's ok to gatekeep so your favorite thing doesn't turn to shit. Tho I dont know how competing for enjoyment is gatekeeping.
@@Jose_Doe Gatekeeping is NOT ok though.
People should be able to do whatever the hell they want, regardless of how much interest they have in something. They could be someone who is trying out something for the first time, and if some gatekeeper interacted with them, it would make them drop their possible new hobby.
And yes people compete with their amount of enjoyment
How the hell do you think Cyberpunk got away with their launch?
Paid-for reviews and ultra fanboys made us all pre-order an unfinished mess because "holy crap I'm having so much fun. You have no idea!"
The only reason you and I are even having this conversation is because you've never had someone gatekeeping you before
And seeing as you tried to gatekeep ME while having a conversation ABOUT gatekeeping, it's clear that it's a problem.
You can't gatekeep something from turning to shit when there's flies buzzing around it, btw
@@BeanerMan13 Gatekeeping is 100% okay
@@bekuta7223 Then by all means go gatekeep. Instead, you're here telling me how great gatekeeping is, when you could be getting your rookie gatekeeping numbers up.
we cant blame them guys its not their fault the game is an hour long
Chill with the hate.
@@AkiRa22084 dont worry its not actually hate lol I love the boys and ive been watching for years. kinda making fun of cyberpunk not them, I dont think anyone wants them to play the full game for real
@@AkiRa22084 explain in what way this was hateful
No negativity pls
Kind of cringe of you to not read the rules on never being a hater ever. You can't even dislike things either, it's kinda cool
Cant believe this game is still in that sorry state after nearly a year
This is one of my favourite play throughs to watch from OneyPlays and it never fails to make me laugh at Zach and Chris thinking that a montage in a cutscene is a bug.
“What’s driving like? Is it fun?”
“…………..no”
The fact that this is over an hr and a half and vice city was only 45 minutes is a sin.
Tomar seems a bit different than he did in the original episodes do you guys think they patched his AI in 1.31
The boys talking about John DiMaggio just makes me want to see them play VTMB, i feel like it'd be one they have fun with
I second this. Game is buggy af even with mods, BUT it has top-notch voice acting, character animation, and surprisingly witty dialogue.
39:23 you can hear someone mutter "redditors" with venom on their breath
I've probably been recommended to check out oney for like 3 years and never did until now and I'm kind of glad cuz I have so much content to watch 👍
Check out SleepyCast/SleepyCabin if you want even more oney and friends. I recommend episodes with Cory if you want to know what it's like to have brain damage.
@@MrSirHenryMF thanks for the recommendation 👍
@@GrandDawggy you’re me a month ago. I kept going “get this shit off my recommendations” and finally gave in. Loving it so far.
The one part I do hate is that no matter your choice when starting it doesn't really affect your choices massively or anything nor can you stay on that path fully, unless it was streetkid and maybe nomad, where not much changes.
1:39 Chris laughs like Elmo
"Oh the police just saw me"
It's okay Tomar just turn the camera the other way for a sec.
Despite how this game turned out the glitches were a MEME. Absolutely hilarious bro
30:04 I never heard Chris that flabbergasted before.
A future where everyone is edgy and ugly and the universe glitches
That just sounds like the present tbh
@@WillyNilly420 honestly the game reminds me of New York if it's inhabitants were made up of California's population and if there were way more electric billboards
Remember when this was, like, the most anticipated game of all time?
I’m pumped for more Zach this boneyplays
oh man... if only this were 11 seconds shorter
yeah.
thats what i meant.
i typed faster than my brain could think
I love how Chris gets mad at the hilarious randomized homunculi spawned by clicking the randomize option over and over again looking like randomized hot trash but not bothering to tell Tomar to repick the actual normal looking presets because he's too busy yelling lmao
the mention of xavier renegade angel around 1:09:00 made me wake up like a sleeper agent
zach referencing burger andy confirms he is aware of ip2 lore
For those wondering this series is what started Tomar's descent into contemplating the old rabbi that bit his infant foreskin off and sucked the blood.
This descent spread randomly intp a few other series and continues to this day.
I know it sucks but I really wish you guys played more of this game, you were too funny
1:17:41
This part always makes me laugh cause of the fact that jumping over the couch very slowly somehow managed to not result in V being full of bullet holes. They're clearly shooting while you're doing your shitty flop behind the sofa and you'd definitely be bleeding out on the floor
Truly I wish they completed the game lol
1:02:25
Zach: it says "beep" behind him
Usually prosthetics are made to custom fit a very small range of sizes. A lot have adjustable straps to tighten or loosen but if you did lose too much weight you’d have to take your prosthetic in for an adjustment to make it fit comfortably again.
Whenever I have to say the current year in conversation, I do it in that dumb robot voice and it always puts a smile on people's faces.
Yea, sure bro, and everyone clapped
Yea, sure bro, and everyone brapped
In the year 2077 three guys play a glitchy overhyped game with absolutely no redemption
The characters and plot are really good
19:39 they finally went under a few months ago
Was about to say the same thing lol
I'll forever wish they had made this a 60 episode series
7:26. Actually sad and super funny. I hope you are okay Tomar
Im a circumcised redhead. This whole TV podcast is offensive!
Love you
35:54 Everybody do the Dino stomp
06:54 After a goodly pondered decision Chris leaves "vagina" for the genitals
Tomar looking at Jackie when he first starts driving the car and immediately hitting someone has real "Hey guys, Jerma985 here" vibes 50:31
I think this game is really funny for the same reason the back to the future movies are (or any movie from the 80s and 90s that "predicted" the 2000s+ was). They fill it with all this crazy tech but they cant imagine anything beyond upgraded versions of what we already have, and the game itself feels limited by current possibilities. It's a game about the future that is hopelessly trapped in the present.
Some gadgets feel pretty much like 80's future props era like that magazine with page screens, it looks kinda cool but I don't understand how no one at CD Red brought up the fact we have tablets today.
Almost like it's an existing genre called "Cyberpunk"
@@Rico-oz4ct you can be Cyberpunk without being stuck in the 80's.
@@ginogatash4030 Are you trolling? It's based on a pen and paper game, they can't just pull a setting out of their ass.
We currently live in the real Cyberpunk dystopia. It just doesn't look cool.
This series makes me wish they waited for the 2.0 release considering how it's like they're not even the same game
Yeah Lyle has been slobbing this games knob on twitter, I hope they come back to it
@@pluckyscudsYeah he's been swallowing that gravy like Thanksgiving dinner.
Did they patch out the shit writing and whiny bitch main character?
A part of me thinks they were too hard on this game, but the rest of me absolutely understands why.
14:20 "I'm roleplaying!" has me in tears
If people suddenly start saying the game is good because they release some DLC I am going to scream. This kind of shit will become more commonplace if everyone just rolls over and doesnt demand corporations to make things they promise and not try fucking over their customers to the best of their ability.
Should probably start screaming then because people who play video games are idiots
It’s stable now, but it should’ve been at the stage it is now at release.
@@cato3277 Im sure that will somehow excuse the controversy in some peoples minds.
@@Anonymouthful never will, but I can confidently say I'm enjoying the game now.
@@cato3277 Theres plenty of people who even from the start were defending the thing as some sort of deep "RPG" with everything they could have hoped from it with the ONLY thing bothering them about any of it was the glitches and the performance. This will go down in history as yet another case of people forigiving and forgetting a company for doing the bare minumum after royally fucking up.
I can’t believe that Chris uploaded this in the year 2077
24:00 I was thinking Tomar was going to say you need to saturate yourself in your car to make yourself look like the hulk
“Jacksy look at my upgrade” hahahahahahaha
This ended prematurely: I really wanted to know what Zach thought of the second half of _Inside Out_
This game actually looks worse than I could've ever imagined, I'm impressed
I am still in such disbelief that the game was released like this after all the hype
*welcome to the year 202020* 🤖