GTA: VICE CITY (AWFUL Definitive Edition) - Complete Series

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  • Опубликовано: 25 дек 2024

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  • @Mhorsie
    @Mhorsie 2 года назад +235

    9:33 Love how they instantly jumped onto Tomar for that

    • @Evan-gq9lu
      @Evan-gq9lu Год назад +10

      Thank you I was looking for this part

    • @Necromortus
      @Necromortus Год назад +41

      Well... it is kind of an epic cringe moment since he's a "professional" voice actor and all. He should honestly be crucified for that blunder.

    • @Mhorsie
      @Mhorsie Год назад +14

      You're soooo fuckiiing right.@@Necromortus

    • @pepesilvia429
      @pepesilvia429 6 месяцев назад +3

      Zach's fucking foul petri dish eating sound effects after really make the bit

    • @Dylanafewnumbers
      @Dylanafewnumbers 5 месяцев назад +2

      I love how it's only a little bit of a gravel in his voice and Chris brings out his season 45 Marge

  • @Aces00
    @Aces00 2 года назад +267

    38:38 "Life is like a video game, trying hard to beat Ukraine" jesus christ tomar why would you say that

    • @DGS2605
      @DGS2605 2 года назад +51

      all the while he still collecting coins

    • @jimbob8726
      @jimbob8726 2 года назад +28

      We don't hear the media prattle on about it much lately... hmm.

    • @Jelkitosix666
      @Jelkitosix666 Год назад +5

      Tomar and his russian missinfo

    • @PALACIO254
      @PALACIO254 Год назад +10

      ​@@Jelkitosix666he plays both sides on his international chess board all pawns in his big game

    • @MrZiggy-sk2wg
      @MrZiggy-sk2wg 7 месяцев назад

      OMGEEZ!!!! THAT WAS LIKE THE MOST MESSED UP THING EVARRR!!!!1!!!!1

  • @chrisrobin5415
    @chrisrobin5415 2 года назад +1085

    I honestly couldn’t tell you “why” oneyplays is so binge worthy it just is, and it’s the greatest content page Ive ever come to know.

    • @edoneill6138
      @edoneill6138 2 года назад +63

      “Content page” 🤣

    • @edoneill6138
      @edoneill6138 2 года назад +34

      Wtf??? 🤣🤣

    • @bobbyqueso
      @bobbyqueso 2 года назад +14

      try supermega

    • @edoneill6138
      @edoneill6138 2 года назад +96

      @@bobbyqueso “try”? Bro you mean watch?? 🤣 you fkin nerd I’m a million dollar actor

    • @dogwashthefirst597
      @dogwashthefirst597 2 года назад +34

      @@edoneill6138 tf is this account lmaooo this shit funny 😭😭😭

  • @woah56
    @woah56 2 года назад +98

    21:44 holy shit that was one of the funniest things I've ever heard

  • @Avisfavorites
    @Avisfavorites 2 года назад +919

    These guys have come up with so many grotesque and horrific tales and hypotheticals and it's never phased me, but prolapsed belly button is the one one that made me physically shudder! Well done lads! Lol

    • @FumblsTheSniper
      @FumblsTheSniper 2 года назад +57

      I dated a girl with a somewhat “outtie” belly button. While it wasn’t a deal breaker I always thought “why the fuck were you left to live like that”

    • @BuffNesquikBunny
      @BuffNesquikBunny 2 года назад +124

      @@FumblsTheSniper my girlfriend was actually born with hermaphroditism and has a sort of prolapsed vagina. Problem is during intercourse it explodes and covers my face with an ink like substance.

    • @EC-ez4wd
      @EC-ez4wd 2 года назад +72

      @@BuffNesquikBunny sorry to tell you man, but I think your girlfriend might be your boyfriend 😔

    • @buttnuttz6119
      @buttnuttz6119 2 года назад

      @@BuffNesquikBunny she got that octopussy

    • @tay0mason
      @tay0mason 2 года назад +32

      @@EC-ez4wd Or a squid-girl.

  • @KrummyBrinkleJr.
    @KrummyBrinkleJr. 2 года назад +369

    One funny thing about Driv3r, they gave Timmy water wings, as a jab to Tommy not being able to swim

    • @ldmt1995
      @ldmt1995 2 года назад

      Burn...

    • @eclatshwartzbaumcybertune2063
      @eclatshwartzbaumcybertune2063 Год назад +5

      Yep lol

    • @SlyRyFry
      @SlyRyFry 7 месяцев назад +12

      Driv3r and true crime aren't as bad as people make them out to be. Playing them today probably doesn't help without nostalgia goggles, but I put just as much time into those 2 as I did San Andreas when they released

    • @R3fug333
      @R3fug333 6 месяцев назад +7

      True Crime NYC had some great features that I haven't seen in other games.

    • @derangedfreackingtwistedps5048
      @derangedfreackingtwistedps5048 6 месяцев назад +5

      ​@@SlyRyFryNah dude Driv3r was that bad. The other ones were like fine I guess and San Fran was kino but Driv3r I remember being really bad

  • @libbyfan
    @libbyfan 2 года назад +79

    9:30 - Lmao, the speed at which they just jumped on Tomars scratchy petri-dish filled throat is amazing.

  • @dougmitchell5511
    @dougmitchell5511 2 года назад +65

    51:46 just the genuine attitude zach has in voice talking about characters touching and kissing is sweet

  • @theconceptofinfinity
    @theconceptofinfinity 2 года назад +753

    I remember James and the Giant Peach as this movie that made me feel existentially frightened of my future. The entire movie is about a child who moves from one terrible circumstance to another in a rotting peach and it ends with the child witnessing a rhinoceros come down from the sky and kill his parents. That movie prepared me for a world in which death is inevitable and nothing you do has any meaning.

    • @TheSteedMuffin
      @TheSteedMuffin 2 года назад +15

      Same

    • @peterthehorseishere
      @peterthehorseishere 2 года назад +173

      that movie prepared me for a world of french spider women

    • @Jerrarum
      @Jerrarum 2 года назад +29

      That movie was a fever dream

    • @eberramirez4876
      @eberramirez4876 2 года назад +43

      "I'M NAWT AFWAID OF YOO!"

    • @sandmasterflex
      @sandmasterflex 2 года назад +29

      So did the rhino in the cloud kill the kid's parents or was that supposed to represent how they died?
      Like as a kid that part really confused me.

  • @poweroffriendship2.0
    @poweroffriendship2.0 2 года назад +649

    *Fun Fact:* Ray Liotta starred in _The Bee Movie_ as himself who literally owned a honey company.
    Basically, Tommy Vercetti fought Jerry Seinfeld at the court.

    • @perky8390
      @perky8390 2 года назад +29

      @Sam Rakestraw never could i have seen a more relatable sentence in my life.

    • @Top10WizardReviews
      @Top10WizardReviews 2 года назад

      Did he, literally?

    • @dankwarmouse6248
      @dankwarmouse6248 2 года назад +27

      @@perky8390 bruh both of you should watch that shit like tomorrow. it's a great movie

    • @jailcatjones3250
      @jailcatjones3250 2 года назад +12

      I loved that he brought his Emmy to court with him

    • @adboiproduction8367
      @adboiproduction8367 2 года назад +4

      @Sam Rakestraw *Bee honest

  • @xweert711
    @xweert711 2 года назад +89

    29:30
    Tomar actually got it right; it's a memory saving thing. Once you hit a certain memory cap, it starts affecting which cars spawn. The reason why it starts spawning the car that you're in is because it can't unload the car that you're in from memory (since you're literally in the car), so it has to unload other cars in the pool instead. It's especially amplified with modded cars; if the memory limit exceeds to far, the game will either crash or spawn the same small number of cars. I know in GTA IV you can cause the infamous 'Taxi Glitch' by having a bunch of modded vehicles which take up so much space that it only spawns cop cars and taxi's in traffic, since the cars themselves take up too much memory.

  • @lennonblack
    @lennonblack 2 года назад +134

    33:25 lol Zach’s mind and antics never fails to make me laugh.

    • @ConcernedNobody
      @ConcernedNobody 2 года назад +4

      Yeah I cracked up there at the end when he just out of the blue asks if they'd believe him if he had Spider Man abilities.

    • @Curlyheart
      @Curlyheart Год назад +1

      Funy pfp

    • @lennonblack
      @lennonblack Год назад +1

      @@Curlyheart Bro you have a Mortal Kombat logo and Japanese language as your user name… also it’s Sonic the hedgehog??? That’s like saying Kintaro is a furry…

  • @cruddnow
    @cruddnow 2 года назад +55

    16:52 how their voices hit the exact same note

  • @simeonrustin1630
    @simeonrustin1630 2 года назад +128

    "I'm wearing like a big blue sundress"
    "Okay I pull up and I'm like 'here comes the sun'"
    "What?"
    Tomar's bewilderment was great

  • @spethmanjones2997
    @spethmanjones2997 2 года назад +51

    16:14 “I don’t like people objectifying women” before immediately sending a woman into orbit

    • @mrscruffles801
      @mrscruffles801 6 месяцев назад +8

      She went from objectified woman to unidentified flying object

  • @OSSOYT
    @OSSOYT 2 года назад +30

    54:50 that is such a defeated “I did it”

  • @TheSpunYarn
    @TheSpunYarn 2 года назад +152

    There's actually a common misconception amongst bikers that "loud pipes save lives", based on the premise that if cars hear you coming, they're less likely to make maneuvers that could endanger bikers. However, statistics show the opposite is true, and loud pipes have a positive correlation with fatalities and accidents on motorcycles.
    So people with loud bikes either do it cuz they're inconsiderate, or because they've been deceived into thinking it's beneficial to them.

    • @elfinstuff8934
      @elfinstuff8934 2 года назад +33

      Correlation =/= Causation.
      Reckless bikers get into more accidents. Reckless bikers also happen to love their bikes loud. Doesn't mean that a safe driver with a louder bike isn't safer than if he had a quiet bike.
      If you don't think loud pipes save lives than you're trying to argue the point that it's safer for bikers when cars don't know that they are there.

    • @stereo-soulsoundsystem5070
      @stereo-soulsoundsystem5070 2 года назад +11

      @@elfinstuff8934 I don't know how effective motorcycle noises are when most motorists regardless of wheel count, don't pay much attention in the first place.

    • @chickennuggetman2593
      @chickennuggetman2593 2 года назад +5

      motorcycle noises make me really nervous so i understand why fatalities increase

    • @chickennuggetman2593
      @chickennuggetman2593 2 года назад

      @Combustible Lemon if you crank hogs you run down dogs

    • @chadam917
      @chadam917 2 года назад +12

      @@elfinstuff8934 I think there's definitely a cut-off point. If your bike is too loud it may startle other drivers and potentially cause them to tense up and make mistakes they may not have. I am a bit biased though seeing as how I don't think riding on motorcycles is a good idea at all (working trauma at a hospital will do that)

  • @doofenw
    @doofenw 2 года назад +37

    3:28 "i wouldn't put it like that id jus call it a motorcycle" 😭😭😭

  • @PotatieOwO
    @PotatieOwO 2 года назад +166

    Nothing like a oneyplays gameplay video to kill time

    • @joshsmyth130
      @joshsmyth130 2 года назад +8

      one of the few things that keep me sane, surprisingly.

  • @nam6128
    @nam6128 2 года назад +47

    6:39 jak and daxter/ratchet and clank were made literally side by side in the same room with 2 teams of naughty dog devs so its a similar thing except they shared ideas like for all the ridiculous weapons and both games have homages to the other game in them. You can find a mural of jak and daxter in ratchet and clanks apartment in ratchet and clank:Going commando and in jak 2 or 3 you can find ratchet and clank concept art

    • @isbebanta6514
      @isbebanta6514 2 года назад +3

      I always wondered why they seemed so similar haha

    • @nam6128
      @nam6128 2 года назад +7

      @@isbebanta6514 i think fact fiend has a video on this. Two teams were selected for their ability to play nice together amd both teams ended up making the most iconic ps2 titles to ever exist because they didnt feud they flowed and shared ideas. The more comical gun ideas went to ratchet and clank like the guns that turn enemies into exploding farm animals and the more puzzle type gun ideas like the yellow rifle in jak and daxter with bouncing bullets made more sense for the jak series

    • @isbebanta6514
      @isbebanta6514 2 года назад +4

      @@nam6128 hmmm I think we can both agree that what happens when two teams work together they are able to make amazing things
      I'll never forget the days of playing rachet and clank pvp with my older brother and driving around in my dune buggy in jak and Dexter

    • @vgamepuppy1
      @vgamepuppy1 2 года назад

      Ratchet and clank wasn’t made by naughty dog?

  • @EthanJohnson256
    @EthanJohnson256 2 года назад +422

    “I don’t like people objectifying women”
    Immediately sends a woman flying into the stratosphere

    • @owenwilson5271
      @owenwilson5271 2 года назад +25

      holy cow is that the real RoachDoggJR

    • @phaidreo
      @phaidreo 2 года назад +11

      you can't fool me, that's a comment someone made in one of those vidoes, my dude.

    • @megaultradamn
      @megaultradamn 2 года назад

      Now she is THE object. She'll freeze in space and will land on an ape-like planet, where she will be worshipped like a goddess. A Donkey Kongess, if you will.

    • @ZombieAndroid
      @ZombieAndroid 2 года назад +10

      16:13

    • @BadGirlBEcca
      @BadGirlBEcca 2 года назад

      Well he didn't objectify her, he just killed her... Which I guess turned her into an actual object

  • @da_roachdogjr
    @da_roachdogjr 2 года назад +138

    "EVER HEARD OF WORMDINGERS? THEY'RE REALLY GOOD!"

    • @GenericProtagonist7
      @GenericProtagonist7 2 года назад +8

      "FUUUUCK"

    • @theJackman121
      @theJackman121 2 года назад +10

      Wumdingers are truly big 80s

    • @clairet5079
      @clairet5079 2 года назад +9

      I DONT KNOW WHAT YOU’RE TALKING ABOUT

    • @dillankempter5780
      @dillankempter5780 2 года назад +22

      “CRAZY SOUND THESE PEOPLE MAKE! IT’S LIKE A NEW WAVE OR SOMETHING!”

    • @bingobongo8952
      @bingobongo8952 2 года назад +4

      "Are you the killer if carvy the car?"

  • @Corkoth55
    @Corkoth55 2 года назад +89

    9:31 had me cracking up way harder than I expected

    • @Toasty_Gaming
      @Toasty_Gaming 2 года назад +1

      The original video from 3 years ago was really funny

    • @Corkoth55
      @Corkoth55 Год назад +9

      @@Toasty_Gaming ok

  • @steeliewheelies
    @steeliewheelies 2 года назад +83

    Remastered version of my favorite GTA, my favorite comedian creators, todays gonna be a great day. Thanks you guys.

  • @thefatpretzel1252
    @thefatpretzel1252 2 года назад +75

    Fun fact, the team who made these remaster was only like a 6 person team! Also they were mobile developers! Why did Rockstar entrust them with this? Who knows? Lol

    • @Uhg56
      @Uhg56 2 года назад +21

      Maximum profit and a fraction of what would even be considered minimum effort.

    • @charlie1234500
      @charlie1234500 2 года назад +17

      @@Uhg56 I would've rather hire children for even bigger profit.

    • @VersaceJesus
      @VersaceJesus 2 года назад +29

      Rockstar had all their A-list guys coming up with new advertisements for Shark Card DLC

  • @zeathosthomas4847
    @zeathosthomas4847 2 года назад +121

    "I got a cellphone and it's really big like the EIGHTIES!" Echoes Ding Dong's voice.

    • @twinkie415
      @twinkie415 Год назад +11

      *"NOOOOO I'VE NEVER HEARD OF BLABBO!"*

    • @owenwilliams9758
      @owenwilliams9758 Год назад +9

      @@twinkie415ever heard of wumdingers??

    • @twinkie415
      @twinkie415 Год назад

      @@owenwilliams9758 they're pretty good!

  • @OfficiallyMaidenless
    @OfficiallyMaidenless 2 года назад +27

    1:03:59 Yeah this is common in literally hundreds of video games, nobody ever talks about it and tbh it's the most immersion breaking thing I've ever had in a game. It's insane how many games feature the "ticking sun"

    • @disposable_income_andy
      @disposable_income_andy Год назад +1

      nothing has ever been so ominous to watch like it was here

    • @scrittle
      @scrittle 6 месяцев назад +1

      Yeah! Like Minecraft!

  • @JumpNShootSH
    @JumpNShootSH 2 года назад +31

    is there gonna be a "best of zach's cockney accent" and it's just "WOT AH YUUUU SUHPOSED T'BE?" on loop for 2 hours

  • @ShaneMurphyHendrickson
    @ShaneMurphyHendrickson 2 года назад +8

    R.I.P. Raymond Allen Liotta (December 18, 1954 - May 26, 2022).

  • @c144gaming
    @c144gaming Год назад +40

    looks like a mobile game

  • @drnarwhal2888
    @drnarwhal2888 2 года назад +83

    After they uploaded that NPC's ai into a a real life robot and named it Corey, this channel got a lot better.

  • @Subway44
    @Subway44 2 года назад +47

    "Is this the 80? Are these the 80's men? I hear you men are from the 80's.." *gets gunned down*

    • @IRyanHutcH
      @IRyanHutcH 2 года назад +6

      “I trust you because of the year….OOOHHH”

  • @Pensive_Scarlet
    @Pensive_Scarlet 2 года назад +15

    16:12
    I don't know if it's *the* greatest few seconds in OneyPlays history, but it's up there.

  • @jordanolson11
    @jordanolson11 2 года назад +15

    33:26 is one of my favorite zach screams I'm crying omg.

  • @danieldeanharrison
    @danieldeanharrison 2 года назад +11

    48:31 I swear that wheezing/whine sound I thought that was my dog when I was petting him. I apologized and everything thinking I was at fault hahaha.

  • @chickie456
    @chickie456 2 года назад +8

    30:05 the way the guy flew off the motorcycle looks like something you'd see a family guy character do

  • @juza64
    @juza64 2 года назад +23

    this looks like a sims mod for GTA. someone just needs to replace the dialogue with sim talk

  • @rolanddeschain6265
    @rolanddeschain6265 2 года назад +72

    Lmao riding peg on the back of a bike is indeed horrifying. I ride a motorcycle myself and the first time I tried being a passenger I about shit myself and refuse to do it ever again.

    • @br3akstuff
      @br3akstuff 2 года назад +3

      But it looks so romantic in the movies...

    • @RS-jh2fz
      @RS-jh2fz 2 года назад +10

      @@br3akstuff my dad had me ride on the pegs of his motorcycle, and it was not romantic at all.
      Jokes aside I nearly shit myself when he joked that he was gonna pop a wheelie

  • @timmytacoburrito
    @timmytacoburrito 2 года назад +26

    I wish they had played more of this one too, when Chris played the original with DD and Joolian, they didn't play a whole lot of it either

  • @thesman1305
    @thesman1305 2 года назад +19

    Zach yelling “You are a Toy!” Is something I never knew I needed.

  • @w00tyd00d
    @w00tyd00d 2 года назад +9

    4:11 Is that a cop with blonde hair and a brown goatee lol really showing off that remaster quality

  • @masonseymour2455
    @masonseymour2455 2 года назад +48

    GTA Vice city but it’s programmed by the Yandere Sim dev

  • @rudolphthejingledpeartree698
    @rudolphthejingledpeartree698 2 года назад +14

    “You think I’d just say something like that?” Complete silence

  • @thinwheatwimp6033
    @thinwheatwimp6033 2 года назад +54

    This would be funnier if it wasn't still so apparent how genuinely deplorable Tomar is as a "human being" (quotations because I refuse to unironically refer to him as "human")

    • @skibblebopper
      @skibblebopper 2 года назад +19

      Dude just because he looks different than you doesn't mean he's not a human. I'm disappointed in you my son

    • @ScatterBrainedYouBetterFollow
      @ScatterBrainedYouBetterFollow 2 года назад +8

      The horse is now only a puddle of beaten meat

    • @amp4105
      @amp4105 2 года назад +16

      Just because he lived in a cage and was fed raw meat for 19 years doesnt mean hes a monster...

    • @GenericProtagonist7
      @GenericProtagonist7 2 года назад +11

      @@ScatterBrainedYouBetterFollow *looks at horse puddle*
      Uuuummmm...
      *Scritches the single ingrown hair on my chin*
      Hmmm....
      *Removes iconic sunglasses in genuine disbelief*
      Look Tomar, it's you!

  • @johnsistrunk7120
    @johnsistrunk7120 2 года назад +25

    3:56 anyone else notice Zach’s “Blonde eyed, blue haired boy”

  • @uformx
    @uformx 2 года назад +6

    21:12 "I'll be WATCHIN' YOU."

  • @BIGHOSSGMT400
    @BIGHOSSGMT400 2 года назад +13

    12:22
    I just love Zach's laugh

  • @redoctober1991
    @redoctober1991 2 года назад +12

    9:18 you're welcome

  • @DUKEHadToDoItToEm
    @DUKEHadToDoItToEm 2 года назад +3

    53:20 I can't believe anyone other than me remembers Stella but at the same time I'm not surprised Zach and Chris would be the two to remember it

  • @jangofett550
    @jangofett550 2 года назад +14

    Dear Mr. Sephiroth, i greatly enjoy your content. That is all, thank you.

    • @knotbots
      @knotbots 2 года назад +5

      That's OneySephiroth to you bucko

    • @jangofett550
      @jangofett550 2 года назад +3

      @@knotbots damn it, please delete that. Ill go ahead and delete my twitter NOW

    • @knotbots
      @knotbots 2 года назад +4

      @@jangofett550 Revel in your shame

  • @ReverseMind100
    @ReverseMind100 2 года назад +10

    Used to watch James and the Giant peach every summer at my grandparents because there was nothing else to watch, “That’s the life for me!”

    • @knotbots
      @knotbots 2 года назад +3

      That's the life for me

  • @emanekaf145
    @emanekaf145 2 года назад +11

    So hot take, Driv3r is still one of my favourite games. It was the first game that I owned on PS2, so there is some nostalgia, but I've gone back and played it as an adult and it actually holds up better than I thought it would. I understand the criticisms, but it's still one of my favourite games of that era. *That* was the game that made me feel like I was in another world, only followed a console generation later with Assassin's Creed Brotherhood. I loved the variety of cars and the the three cities, the guns, and the story was actually really interesting, being just off-standard enough to feel familiar yet unique. I also owned GTA3 and used that one to cause more chaos, but Driv3r was always the one I would go back to. I didn't actually get the reference with the Timmys before. They were hard, but not *that* hard to kill. I'm surprised it was even brought up.

  • @kulabster8916
    @kulabster8916 2 года назад +42

    I like how the earlier games were a little more goofy compared to more modern Gta, or at least less focused on realism. The best example is that achievement you can get for circumsizing 20 npcs in game in GTA 3 but there's a lot more.

    • @pringleonthefloor25
      @pringleonthefloor25 2 года назад +13

      you can circumsize npcs?

    • @ue1JY3z10Rb
      @ue1JY3z10Rb 2 года назад +9

      yeah that was one of the stranger achievements but i still got it

    • @monandoboi7360
      @monandoboi7360 2 года назад +1

      I think Saints Row eventually did the silliness better, right? Like damn compared to GTA I don't know why anyone plays em.

    • @jackmerrick7419
      @jackmerrick7419 2 года назад +17

      @@monandoboi7360 Saints Row went full silly though. Early GTA merely took itself less seriously than 4-5.

  • @grimace9670
    @grimace9670 2 года назад +31

    They made the lighting more realistic but the originals had very distinct and stylistic lighting that looks better

    • @ldmt1995
      @ldmt1995 2 года назад +8

      The characters where supposed to look cartoony as well but with this lighting they really look odd.

    • @disposable_income_andy
      @disposable_income_andy Год назад +3

      best example is with San Andreas since that game has a very distinct yellow haze and fog to cap the draw distance. They get rid of it in the remaster, and in a jet, you can see the map is just divided into 4 quadrants and you can even see where the ocean ends. It felt so huge in the original but the remaster just ruined it.

  • @VLADPowder
    @VLADPowder 2 года назад +5

    Tomar simply won't go anyway without his Uzi. That accident in the 80s really scarred him

  • @TheCatWatches
    @TheCatWatches 2 года назад +26

    You guys should try out some cool shrek games like “Shrek: Extra Large” and share your really cool thoughts on the deep swampy shrek lore

    • @soapbiter36577
      @soapbiter36577 2 года назад +4

      It sucks that they only did one episode for shrek 2, the commentary would've been great

    • @mikebeak1389
      @mikebeak1389 2 года назад +1

      I also imagine them playing Shrek Super Party, we play that a lot especially just messing around, their commentary are hilarious too.

  • @opiterturpilinus2248
    @opiterturpilinus2248 Год назад +3

    56:45 RC vehicles started to come out in the 1960s with RC helicopters being a thing in 1967 and until batteries Castor oil was used which is interesting since Benito Mousslini used forced his political enemies to drink Castor oil

  • @aztro.99
    @aztro.99 2 года назад +5

    zach and tomar talking about model planes while chris rages is too funny

  • @OfficiallyMaidenless
    @OfficiallyMaidenless 2 года назад +3

    01:07:47 The absolute raw enthusiasm in that yell made my fucking day LMFAO

  • @utsutsu123
    @utsutsu123 2 года назад +8

    i need a "best of degeneracy" compilation with shit like 14:16 and 15:29

    • @utsutsu123
      @utsutsu123 2 года назад

      i have no idea what timestamp i actually wanted to put down but 4:16 wasnt it XD

    • @utsutsu123
      @utsutsu123 2 года назад

      forgot the 1 lol

  • @d3_m57
    @d3_m57 2 года назад +7

    Hold on…the guy on the hook just gave a thumbs up…Please tell me that was just edited in and not something I missed every time I played this game over the years lmao

  • @MrTigroz
    @MrTigroz 2 года назад +2

    57:51 Erm, is the pattern windows make on that tower in the background part of the game?

  • @erdwineverquill
    @erdwineverquill Год назад +2

    Ive been drinking Jaeger and you guys are the best

  • @Jalmerk
    @Jalmerk 2 года назад +17

    It would have looked better if they did the Valheim thing where the graphics would be exactly the same as the original, but just with a really advanced lighting engine

  • @chaospractitioner
    @chaospractitioner 2 года назад +5

    @57:50 I’m surprised they didn’t notice the p3n1s building lol

    • @budaksdo
      @budaksdo 2 года назад +1

      Holy shit 😂😂😂

  • @LN997-i8x
    @LN997-i8x 2 года назад +14

    Tomar's actual anger at this remaster really ties this playthrough together.

    • @amp4105
      @amp4105 2 года назад +5

      True, his plan to bomb the studio that remastered it was a little extreme for my taste though.

    • @seannewton1798
      @seannewton1798 2 года назад +3

      @@amp4105 Not Extreme enough

  • @HamsoltYT
    @HamsoltYT 2 года назад +5

    16:14 'i don't like objectifying women'
    And then in the same breath launching one into the stratosphere

  • @stizziproductionz
    @stizziproductionz Год назад +1

    16:12 “I don’t like people objectifying women” continues to send a prostitute into orbit

  • @nam6128
    @nam6128 2 года назад +8

    24:15 i remember the original casting heavy water droplets onto the "camera" which were probably patched out to make with the times so to speak. The old effects would look terrible compared to modern video game rain visuals

  • @bannedstorynoob
    @bannedstorynoob 2 года назад +28

    33:25 first time in a while ive almost pissed myself laughing

    • @knotbots
      @knotbots 2 года назад +1

      Moomin *tips hat*

  • @charlescockerham3761
    @charlescockerham3761 2 года назад +8

    R.I.P. Ray Liotta

  • @sakuraphenix5549
    @sakuraphenix5549 2 года назад +2

    One of the glitches I remember was if you honked the horn while hitting someone in a golf cart at just the right moment it would launch the person into the air, like really high. This was on the PS2 version.

  • @monumentalsin3552
    @monumentalsin3552 2 года назад +3

    I hated how they took away your guns after you die. That really made me stop playing

  • @SpenceDMann
    @SpenceDMann 2 года назад +5

    gotta love Burt Reynolds as the Cowboy business man.

  • @_BLANK_BLANK
    @_BLANK_BLANK 2 года назад +3

    My guess is when they turned down music, it may have messed with some sound effects.

  • @joshthehuman9449
    @joshthehuman9449 2 года назад +14

    I love to think they named it "AWFUL Definitive Edition" because they're hoping for a proper DE

  • @terablespeler
    @terablespeler 2 года назад +6

    My girlfriend is cool with me watching Isis execution vids but Zach makes his iconic goblin sounds and I’m a freak who needs to be detained

  • @Bmoran325
    @Bmoran325 4 месяца назад

    22:46
    I love how Zach immediately jumps to the conclusion that the rain is the cause of the blood😂

  • @hunterwillett2428
    @hunterwillett2428 2 года назад +6

    My favorite people to hear when I'm bored.

  • @HandicappedAnimeWarrior
    @HandicappedAnimeWarrior 2 года назад +6

    33:07 and 33:25
    Thought I could use this video to fall asleep to lmao

  • @Mr2ops
    @Mr2ops 3 месяца назад +1

    I think of catch the pigeon frequently, I'm far too young to have watched it so why I know what it is is beyond me.

  • @Zachary3D
    @Zachary3D 2 года назад +5

    I remember SPECIFICILLY hating the RC missions.

  • @disposable_income_andy
    @disposable_income_andy Год назад +3

    Really the worst part about the remaster is that it's clearly just new models over old animations, and characters still animate like they're in 2002. Their fingers are all animated as 1 piece, their mouths don't actually have lips, and they're still even low poly despite being the "remaster," and everyone moves way to quick and spastiky. It really is just a mobile game mod and screams "ai upscaled," like I'm convinced they somehow upscaled the models with ai instead of just the textures, and that's why they look so smoothed out and cartoony.

  • @VorpalSnickerSnack
    @VorpalSnickerSnack 2 года назад +3

    1:26 Love the subtlety

  • @_harveyd
    @_harveyd Год назад +1

    The Nice Ass Baby line is exactly the same as the original

  • @tripmann268
    @tripmann268 2 года назад +9

    Wish they'd done all this series but hey this was lit 👍

  • @quandale612
    @quandale612 2 года назад +5

    Great video

  • @RayRayIsCoolio
    @RayRayIsCoolio 2 года назад +18

    I love them because I never know when they’re doing a bit or that’s actually how they feel about something

  • @goof_yo
    @goof_yo 2 года назад +3

    36:30 I haven't laughed so hard from a Zach moment more than this

  • @tyesplechter1631
    @tyesplechter1631 Год назад +1

    Like that in the first 10 minutes, Chris mentions "Scarface" in this playthrough like the last time they played this game with Ding Dong and Julian.

  • @philgriggs5803
    @philgriggs5803 9 месяцев назад +1

    9:31 😂 idk why them picking on Tomar got me so bad

  • @DUKEHadToDoItToEm
    @DUKEHadToDoItToEm 2 года назад +1

    29:25 Tomar is 100% correct, that is how it works in the old games

  • @dannyboy5564
    @dannyboy5564 2 года назад +3

    This game is without a doubt a retexture mod and nothing else. They really charged for a texture mod that people make for skyrim and the other GTAs for free.

  • @ms.dumpling
    @ms.dumpling 2 года назад +1

    I like how you still prove that he’s not dead so you made put a thumbs up 1:26

  • @realmoviefactsnotfake
    @realmoviefactsnotfake Год назад +1

    people were mad about the graphics but i think they were trying to make it looks stylized like the comics from the loading screens to sorta show what era the og games were in. I'm not defending it but i think thats what they were trying to do its just a shame they didnt hire anyone who had a creative direction or good animators.
    I honestly wouldnt mind seeing these in the cell shaded comic style

  • @draguladriver
    @draguladriver Год назад +2

    the definitive edition of this game looks like someone tried to remake it from scratch with unity tutorials for everything

  • @detestsleep
    @detestsleep 6 месяцев назад +1

    went to skip abt 2 minutes after the prolasped belly button gaga and saw the "most replayed" marker

  • @GetShrekd
    @GetShrekd 2 года назад +7

    i would have loved to see more gta tbh *wipes big dandruff off tear*

  • @lsghost5805
    @lsghost5805 Год назад +2

    Tomar dropping facts, they made people pay $60 for this so they should've tried harder

  • @headphonesdawg
    @headphonesdawg 2 года назад +13

    This is already a complete series? Damn the boys are growing up too fast 🥺💔🤧🤧🤧