Oney Plays GTA 5 With Mods (Complete Series)

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  • @OneyPlays
    @OneyPlays  6 лет назад +7740

    38:55 Motifa begins

    • @tinyfunnylilcritter1525
      @tinyfunnylilcritter1525 6 лет назад +519

      OneyPlays
      Thank you! I'm still going to watch the pre-motifa bits, but now I'll be able to check how much time is left until the motifa parts every 30 seconds like a fucking idiot.

    • @dillonparker6624
      @dillonparker6624 6 лет назад +184

      Thank you father

    • @cosmic3004
      @cosmic3004 6 лет назад +79

      CHRIS ONEILL HOW ARE YOU

    • @peckmyeyesout1437
      @peckmyeyesout1437 6 лет назад +120

      I am a boy and I like playing with my toy

    • @ciaphas3794
      @ciaphas3794 6 лет назад +33

      ty funnyman Chris "Oney" O'Neill

  • @benschiemer
    @benschiemer 6 лет назад +4585

    I love that Motifa can leap hundreds of feet into the air and fly around graceful, yet when she lands she always slams into the ground and yells out in pain.

  • @King-Bubel
    @King-Bubel 4 года назад +2091

    Monke: short lived
    Porchi: Weary of life, and thus values nothing
    Bumblin' Burry: Clumsy oafish patriot
    Motifa: strange eldritch being

    • @SlasherDex
      @SlasherDex 3 года назад +4

      Motifa is fatbla

    • @Flustcher
      @Flustcher 2 года назад +163

      Monke lived a short life, but damn if he walked it with purpose

    • @bazzjedimaster
      @bazzjedimaster 2 года назад +79

      The four horsemen of the apocalypse

    • @mimmy4222
      @mimmy4222 2 года назад +10

      @@bazzjedimaster indeed

    • @nocanseegreen3845
      @nocanseegreen3845 2 года назад +6

      kernel prototyped three times

  • @funniusername4355
    @funniusername4355 2 года назад +1180

    I have taken it upon myself to compile all of Motifa's powers here:
    - Insane strength
    - High speed
    - immortality
    - laser vision
    - telekinesis
    - flight
    - teleportation
    - mind control/instant aggression in other organisms
    - no need for oxygen (spends extended amounts of time very high in the air or underwater)
    - spontaneous whitewashing
    - time dilation
    - forklift certification
    - control over the day and night cycle (could be her telekinesis at a higher power level)
    - weather manipulation
    - 4th wall transcention (speaks directly to the boys at one point)
    - instant tethering of objects
    - strengthens vehicles that she pilots
    - matter creation/vehicle launching
    - summoning alternate reality versions of herself/cloning
    - unfathomable amounts of sassiness
    Truly, one of the most powerful characters in gaming

    • @Orng9987
      @Orng9987 2 года назад +7

      HA I get the refrence :)

    • @Poisonality13
      @Poisonality13 2 года назад +24

      You forgot forklift certificated!

    • @buriedlight9821
      @buriedlight9821 2 года назад +27

      And she can break the 4th wall, she did so at 1:29:14

    • @themysteriousstrangerthatd8508
      @themysteriousstrangerthatd8508 2 года назад +8

      I wanna see her fight Final Pam from Monster Factory

    • @funniusername4355
      @funniusername4355 2 года назад +15

      I hear your calls, and in turn, I will correct my list with the powers you have found now and any more down the road, I hope my careless analysis that led to some abilities being not included can be forgiven

  • @MrOrcshaman
    @MrOrcshaman Год назад +561

    What I love about Motifa is she is just indiscriminate chaos, a force of nature. She has no biases, she holds no restraints based on petty human constraints. She simply is chaos, a lovecraftian entity, and hell of a woman.

    • @THEnicholasvancosky
      @THEnicholasvancosky Год назад

      Didn't one of the boys say that she was trying to wipe the filthy whites off of the planet or something like that? (On an unrelated note, I am white)

    • @dandydoodle4456
      @dandydoodle4456 Год назад +31

      but she loves her white wife

    • @MrOrcshaman
      @MrOrcshaman Год назад +21

      @@dandydoodle4456 and her Mo-sisters

    • @lowhp_comic
      @lowhp_comic Год назад +16

      ​@@MrOrcshamanher sizzlin-sisters

    • @GrinceMaster73
      @GrinceMaster73 10 месяцев назад

      The only reason she exists is because the game overloaded and crashed. Why wouldn't she be the embodiment of chaos?

  • @panzercreed5417
    @panzercreed5417 Год назад +54

    2:04:18 When Motifa just stops and blankly stairs at the plane in the distance, with Chris chucklying before anyone knew is one of the best bits they ever did.

  • @megamon9258
    @megamon9258 6 лет назад +3462

    I showed Motifa to my cousin and since then he hasn't stopped saying, "my baby daddy smell like puhsketti"

    • @chimpman1111
      @chimpman1111 5 лет назад +75

      How old was your cousin?

    • @innerg_92
      @innerg_92 5 лет назад +14

      lmao same though

    • @tuser8
      @tuser8 5 лет назад +240

      He never stops, endlessly repeating a single phrase like a broken record, even in his sleep, life was never the same once he saw Motifa...

    • @Abdega
      @Abdega 5 лет назад +101

      Eventually lightening strikes him after he says that and he turns into Motifa

    • @nerdstorma8427
      @nerdstorma8427 5 лет назад +50

      90 years from now when he is elderly...

  • @Kioh2
    @Kioh2 5 лет назад +3002

    I think motifa's second season costume is so underrated, it reflects her darkest character arch.

    • @Skullkidjynx
      @Skullkidjynx 4 года назад +95

      Its Kioh for the record it’s called Motifa X

    • @thirstycrow6393
      @thirstycrow6393 4 года назад +79

      @@Skullkidjynx Season 3 is Motifa Z, and Motifa X returns in season 4.

    • @vincentibarra5686
      @vincentibarra5686 4 года назад +9

      Chokabo

    • @codywrzesinski6877
      @codywrzesinski6877 3 года назад +17

      “There’s no good or evil, there’s only People who will and won’t be messing with the chakaramel goddess.”

    • @fordgalaxiexl
      @fordgalaxiexl 3 года назад +8

      Yup
      I definitely prefer her "motifa corps" suit

  • @REDunofficial
    @REDunofficial 2 года назад +332

    1:26:00 Any chance we had of stopping her is diminished. She is now forklift certified. Run.

  • @TheGreatShambala
    @TheGreatShambala 3 года назад +309

    1:07:47 Idk why but Chris saying Motifa swimming at us, strength of 1000 cruise ships is the highlight of this for me. I think it is the cadence of his voice and how funny I imagine it.

    • @izzys6472
      @izzys6472 Год назад +11

      A line straight from a 19th century sea captain

    • @TheGreatShambala
      @TheGreatShambala Год назад

      ​@@izzys6472like he fortold her coming to be met with skepticism, and now she is his brown whale.

  • @autello5300
    @autello5300 5 лет назад +4175

    you couldn't live with your own boredom, and where did that bring you? back to motifa, baby.

    • @sajinkahnalt
      @sajinkahnalt 4 года назад +112

      You’re right... I’m sorry

    • @thebugbear9198
      @thebugbear9198 4 года назад +145

      Actually I just needed to Jack off

    • @StormTeeVee
      @StormTeeVee 4 года назад +77

      Back to Motifa baybeh

    • @boboloon
      @boboloon 4 года назад +54

      This is very very true. Almost as if some sort of pandemic struck the US or something. The WORLD even.

    • @backgroundcharacter9495
      @backgroundcharacter9495 4 года назад +3

      Yes

  • @qtfan1121
    @qtfan1121 5 лет назад +874

    "Why is my husband so immortal?"
    That line tickles me just the right way for some reason

    • @FunnyNumber88
      @FunnyNumber88 5 лет назад +8

      Haha me too. My favorite line on Oneyplays.

    • @kyles.8332
      @kyles.8332 5 лет назад +6

      GonzoLink
      I’ll tickle you the right way baybeh 😏

    • @thelastdunkonian2846
      @thelastdunkonian2846 3 года назад +3

      @@kyles.8332 BAD TOUCH BAD TOUCH

    • @BananaMate
      @BananaMate 2 года назад +1

      Justo so happens to also be the entire plot of the hit movie Hancock, featuring Will Smith and guy from Arrested Development.

    • @unoriginalname2016
      @unoriginalname2016 2 года назад +10

      Because it implies that varying degrees of immortality exist

  • @childgummer8812
    @childgummer8812 5 лет назад +713

    2:07:10 I like how when the plane started hurtling closer to the city full of skyscrapers Julian knew.

    • @springydingy1
      @springydingy1 5 лет назад +70

      "Oh my god...no! *NO!!!* "

    • @epicdemic777
      @epicdemic777 4 года назад +116

      “There’s the Twin Towers.”
      “All fifty of them.”

    • @nachosrule6985
      @nachosrule6985 4 года назад +42

      9/12 was about to happen.

    • @mrmr_zoomie
      @mrmr_zoomie 3 года назад +10

      @@epicdemic777 that’s a plenty twins.

    • @MrShs812
      @MrShs812 3 года назад +27

      “Turn on the tv! Doesn’t matter what channel”

  • @Goatllama
    @Goatllama 4 года назад +1363

    When Japan nuked the ocean they got Godzilla
    When America nuked the ocean they got Motifa

    • @Rainy_R
      @Rainy_R 3 года назад +43

      Even worse to humanity than Godzilla, if not, *better* than Godzilla

    • @weaktea4981
      @weaktea4981 3 года назад +30

      Now I want to see Godzilla vs Motifa

    • @minerpig04
      @minerpig04 3 года назад +8

      I thought japan nuked the ocean *because* of Godzilla. I don't think he was the aftermath of them nuking the ocean for no reason

    • @ztm454
      @ztm454 3 года назад +9

      @@minerpig04 actually Godzilla was created by us nuclear tests at bikini atoll the island shown in spongebob represents it I know this because I love history warfare and giant monsters

    • @lordoftheguys9946
      @lordoftheguys9946 3 года назад +9

      @@ztm454 you’re thinking of the 1998 version. Godzilla 1954 was created through the nuclear fallout of the atomic bombs that attacked Hiroshima and Nagasaki

  • @shotgun3628
    @shotgun3628 4 года назад +734

    "This is going to have a bad impact on all of our young viewers"
    "Why do you say that?"
    "They're all going to throw themselves infront of trains because they think it'll look funny"
    "It will"

    • @ryukomatoi4128
      @ryukomatoi4128 4 года назад +33

      Basically Tik Tok challenges.

    • @Cactus_fucker
      @Cactus_fucker 4 года назад +5

      fun fact a kid where I'm from jumped into an oncoming train as a dare

    • @shotgun3628
      @shotgun3628 4 года назад +3

      @@Cactus_fucker did he?

    • @kenetickups6146
      @kenetickups6146 4 года назад +4

      @@cord2706 first tiktok challenge 2021

    • @tomburrows4007
      @tomburrows4007 3 года назад +17

      Motifa: once you see my tifa, you want mo.

  • @austingent
    @austingent 5 лет назад +1963

    I feel like the most appropriate tribute to this series would be an animation where Porchi, Bumblin' Burry, and Motifa progressively start fighting each other. Then the true villain appears, the monkey from the very beginning, with all three protagonists having to team up to fight it. Then they all get whitewashed by the police into foul gits.

  • @solothurns
    @solothurns 6 лет назад +2779

    "They put me in a nice home"
    "Oh this is racist"

    • @kinkykarnage6991
      @kinkykarnage6991 5 лет назад +90

      BRING ME KNIVES...

    • @Bl4ckD0g
      @Bl4ckD0g 5 лет назад +35

      Not racist enough to cut though, I love it

    • @b_l_a_c_k-l_i_t_e
      @b_l_a_c_k-l_i_t_e 5 лет назад +56

      Wow I love it when shifty comments that are literally quotes from the video that required no effort what so ever get 1000likes. Also the entire concept of spending your time typing video quotes which you didn't come up with in the comments for automatic likes is kinda cringe. Not gonna lie

    • @duckydo
      @duckydo 5 лет назад +3

      He's just famous is all.

    • @justjohn312
      @justjohn312 5 лет назад +152

      @@b_l_a_c_k-l_i_t_e Boo hoo :'( Sad cause you didn't do it yourself?

  • @CraftSized
    @CraftSized 6 лет назад +874

    I like to think that Motifa is just a force of nature that people have to put up with whenever she shows up. There's no stopping her, so we might aswell just accept her destruction.

    • @Skullkidjynx
      @Skullkidjynx 5 лет назад +26

      CraftSized she’s like nanny mcfee

    • @Skullkidjynx
      @Skullkidjynx 5 лет назад +11

      AstroBoto I genuinely didn’t realize that was an obscure reference lmao

    • @task_under_rubblestone5575
      @task_under_rubblestone5575 5 лет назад +7

      AstroBoto it was a fairly popular movie

    • @yoghurtlord1745
      @yoghurtlord1745 5 лет назад +5

      I loved the first film, but the sequel was kinda lame.

    • @octavia8332
      @octavia8332 4 года назад

      I always thought there should’ve been a third movie called Nanny M

  • @saltpig4791
    @saltpig4791 4 года назад +112

    1:05:19
    One of the funniest moments of the show-!
    The way the camera is positioned makes you think Motifa's far off the ground, until it pans down to show her skidding across the runway-

    • @brandio6493
      @brandio6493 2 года назад +2

      She’s coming down the runway

  • @rimickulous
    @rimickulous Год назад +189

    i love how they repeatedly refer to motifa as a hero when all shes done is blow up people with her telekinesis

    • @Thegoatone23
      @Thegoatone23 Год назад +24

      She’s preventing overpopulation

    • @The_P.O.P
      @The_P.O.P Год назад +7

      It's her Lazer vision

    • @ILiveforSorcery
      @ILiveforSorcery Год назад

      Thats what heroes do

    • @jojomations2596
      @jojomations2596 6 месяцев назад +4

      @@The_P.O.P Motifa vision

    • @Natalie_Toshino
      @Natalie_Toshino 5 месяцев назад +2

      Well, OneyPlays canonically takes plays in the "The Boys" universe.

  • @TimeThing-ex9tc
    @TimeThing-ex9tc 6 лет назад +2448

    There are characters in anime that don't have the development that Motifa's had.
    Also she runs like Rouge the Bat

    • @benschiemer
      @benschiemer 6 лет назад +30

      What development did she have? She learned nothing.

    • @TimeThing-ex9tc
      @TimeThing-ex9tc 6 лет назад +230

      @@benschiemer Not true! She learned that everything is meaningless.

    • @purpleipecac5875
      @purpleipecac5875 6 лет назад +168

      @@benschiemer she learned the evils about humanity and became the god of animals

    • @wednesday8174
      @wednesday8174 5 лет назад +62

      Petition to make a Motifa anime

    • @cloudy772
      @cloudy772 5 лет назад +39

      cool_Man2498
      She learned laser vision

  • @SnipingIsAGoodJobMate
    @SnipingIsAGoodJobMate 6 лет назад +2190

    Porchi
    Bumblin Barry
    Motifa
    The 3 great San andreas Heroes

  • @Wilburgur
    @Wilburgur 6 лет назад +1387

    1:15:10 *THE SECOND COMING*

    • @nickyburns748
      @nickyburns748 6 лет назад +42

      Didn't realize you were a man of culture, William

    • @bettya.k.abetty8259
      @bettya.k.abetty8259 6 лет назад +22

      Wowee it’s Willbus

    • @dio6271
      @dio6271 5 лет назад +9

      Wilburgur She’s stronger than even Ultra Instinct Shaggy

    • @bettya.k.abetty8259
      @bettya.k.abetty8259 5 лет назад +7

      I trained motifa and she melted me like darth Vader did to Obiwan. I got better.

    • @That_One_Guy101
      @That_One_Guy101 5 лет назад +14

      By azura by azura by azura its the grand champion.

  • @elfertrn
    @elfertrn 3 года назад +215

    Oney just clicked the “fatbla” stock character and came up with the name motifa in seconds and made the best character to come to the small screen

    • @macafromthewired
      @macafromthewired Год назад +18

      the smaller screen

    • @My10thAccount
      @My10thAccount Год назад +16

      Some creations are destined to be born. Motifa proudly stands amongst them. The universe called and the boys at OneyPlays answered.

  • @Ernani1972
    @Ernani1972 3 года назад +107

    54:47 ‘Mo flies in with a preemptive attack’ i love this line

  • @silvskill5358
    @silvskill5358 5 лет назад +757

    Bumbling burry is a forgotten gem of a character. While Motifa may be the most important character, bumbling burry is a classic

    • @dogjak
      @dogjak 5 лет назад +62

      Inner Gamer don’t forget porchi

    • @HumansFreshlyBorn
      @HumansFreshlyBorn 5 лет назад +98

      Monkey, Porchi, Burry, and Motifa are the four horsemen of the apocalypse

    • @spuburq
      @spuburq 5 лет назад +16

      No.... motifa will use laser eyes on you if this doesn't get deleted

    • @vultureuser
      @vultureuser 3 года назад +13

      it's such a shame he got the least amount of screen time

    • @dekudude8888
      @dekudude8888 3 года назад +12

      "I did it... For America"

  • @neilc.8368
    @neilc.8368 6 лет назад +1823

    YOU ASKED FO’ A MIRACLE BUT YOU GOT MOTIFA BABEH 2:04:43

    • @Mrnut-jv9zi
      @Mrnut-jv9zi 6 лет назад +67

      So a miracle?

    • @gobbmobb
      @gobbmobb 6 лет назад +17

      Aint she already a miracle?

    • @KFP2GG
      @KFP2GG 5 лет назад +26

      The best line Julian said

    • @french8570
      @french8570 5 лет назад +8

      Praise god for MOTIFA

    • @iregretmyusernamedecision5924
      @iregretmyusernamedecision5924 5 лет назад +13

      @@gobbmobb not the hero we wanted, or the hero we asked for, but the hero we needed

  • @octoNG
    @octoNG 5 лет назад +511

    31:36 guys while you were distracted by the blimp, a police car sank through the ground.

    • @foxarror
      @foxarror 4 года назад +39

      OctoAnimates I DIDNT EVEN NOTICE

    • @Gyaruwitch4011
      @Gyaruwitch4011 3 года назад +12

      OH MY GOD YOU’RE RIGHT

    • @Rainy_R
      @Rainy_R 3 года назад +18

      IT WENT TO THE UNDERWORLD

    • @vincentibarra5686
      @vincentibarra5686 3 года назад +8

      That is the first thing I noticed i love it each time

    • @dancingdude32
      @dancingdude32 3 года назад +3

      "Where did it go?"

  • @juanthebravo
    @juanthebravo 5 лет назад +381

    "Where did Motifa get her eye lasers?"
    "Bed Bath and Beyond"

    • @THEnicholasvancosky
      @THEnicholasvancosky 3 года назад +17

      She had a coupon for it

    • @mrmr_zoomie
      @mrmr_zoomie 3 года назад +13

      They were on sale too

    • @justjoe4794
      @justjoe4794 3 года назад +22

      She got it from the beyond aisle.

    • @thundercockjackson
      @thundercockjackson 3 года назад +2

      @@justjoe4794 beat me to it

    • @thebreadbringer
      @thebreadbringer 2 года назад +8

      @@justjoe4794 The bed and bath aisles are just normal but the beyond one is am endlessly stretching hallway with every item imaginable where the exit is always right behind you so you don't have to walk all the way back.

  • @indigojones2411
    @indigojones2411 5 лет назад +227

    56:05 my absolute favorite part from this whole thing

    • @mrmr_zoomie
      @mrmr_zoomie 3 года назад +4

      Thank you for this

    • @MELLOWDRAMA
      @MELLOWDRAMA 3 года назад +14

      What dah hayell? *BOOM*

    • @brandio6493
      @brandio6493 2 года назад +5

      We need more Motifa POV

    • @codywrzesinski6877
      @codywrzesinski6877 2 года назад +5

      “That wasn’t very grand theft auto-esque at all.”

    • @matmatician7
      @matmatician7 Год назад +3

      Chris losing it is what really just makes it 👨‍🍳💋🤌🏻

  • @igoldenfreeza6687
    @igoldenfreeza6687 6 лет назад +2817

    I ask myself: "Am I really gonna watch the Motifa Chronicles™ again?"
    Yes. Yes I am.

    • @kaiden2003
      @kaiden2003 5 лет назад +8

      Who wouldn't want to 😂

    • @JoJoTheory
      @JoJoTheory 5 лет назад +5

      WITH A FRIEND? YES WAY !

    • @Midnight-Starfish
      @Midnight-Starfish 5 лет назад +32

      One does not watch the Motifa Chronicles...
      One *experiences* the Motifa Chronicles.

    • @kaperezo3676
      @kaperezo3676 5 лет назад

      OJMG golden slamander me is fna me leik ur thumb of the up

    • @MetalNG
      @MetalNG 5 лет назад

      420 likes 👌

  • @JacobC664
    @JacobC664 6 лет назад +374

    “I walk with purpose. Bring me kniiiifes!” That gets me every time

  • @aliupsr
    @aliupsr 5 лет назад +837

    Just here to get familiar with the Motifa lore to justify my body pillow purchase.

    • @Abdega
      @Abdega 5 лет назад +128

      Wait, so you saw the Motifa dakimakura and thought “I don’t know who this is, but I must have it!” ?
      You have good taste and instincts friend

    • @spuburq
      @spuburq 5 лет назад +66

      @@Abdega you don't need to justify yourself

    • @darthmuppet2314
      @darthmuppet2314 4 года назад +8

      @@spuburq it's one of motifa's powers

    • @mitzo4526
      @mitzo4526 4 года назад +3

      Wait there’s a body pillow?

    • @CrimsoNolf
      @CrimsoNolf 4 года назад +6

      @@mitzo4526 There WAS, but its sold out now, just like the cloud Julian mentioned during the vice city LP

  • @dizzythegreat
    @dizzythegreat 4 года назад +161

    2:04:18 is exactly like that star destroyer scene from The Force Unleashed.

    • @msweirdgaming4677
      @msweirdgaming4677 4 года назад +11

      OH GOD! Motifa is the force-

    • @dizzythegreat
      @dizzythegreat 3 года назад +15

      @@msweirdgaming4677 You asked for a miracle but you got Motifa baby

    • @johnstevenson5084
      @johnstevenson5084 3 года назад +1

      i had to look it up, but dang, you're right!

  • @elihamilton5842
    @elihamilton5842 5 лет назад +228

    1:50:27
    Julian:"isn't it a nice day at the beach."
    Motifa:"Hell no."

  • @supersamsquared8055
    @supersamsquared8055 5 лет назад +186

    2:16:45 The Beatles - Abbey Road (1969)

    • @Ifiol
      @Ifiol 2 года назад +4

      The members include: Monkey, Chimp, Baboon and Ringo

  • @sadboixx420xx9
    @sadboixx420xx9 6 лет назад +1933

    I’m gonna miss Julian the most. He brought a wholesome touch that balanced out Chris and Ding-Dong’s mean, mean jokes.

    • @xeagaort
      @xeagaort 6 лет назад +131

      InCD WeTrust Lyle does the same thing for me to Chris and Zach.

    • @HenryFlansberg
      @HenryFlansberg 6 лет назад +10

      InCD WeTrust what happened to Julian?

    • @cosmic3004
      @cosmic3004 6 лет назад +339

      @@HenryFlansberg Him and Ding Dong are moving out of Los angeles because the rent is too damn high! Nothing happened to them, they're just moving.

    • @HenryFlansberg
      @HenryFlansberg 6 лет назад +23

      idk what i'm doing lol aww damn that’s tough, I’m going to miss them a lot ;(

    • @FrostyMeerkat
      @FrostyMeerkat 6 лет назад +52

      Also he have the funi laff

  • @lavaking
    @lavaking 6 лет назад +133

    that Loony Tunes sound clip and walk at 10:37 leaves me in tears every single time

    • @riddlemefish6217
      @riddlemefish6217 5 лет назад +4

      SAME
      any idea on the source?

    • @mateohernandez3811
      @mateohernandez3811 5 лет назад +3

      I always come back to this just for that clip

    • @dancingdude32
      @dancingdude32 4 года назад +2

      Smol boi 😂

    • @SphericalAce
      @SphericalAce 4 года назад +4

      @@riddlemefish6217 I believe it’s called “Dough for the do-do”. Look for the “rubber band”

    • @dekudude8888
      @dekudude8888 3 года назад

      It's the Rubber Band Band

  • @CeCe-wg8bm
    @CeCe-wg8bm 5 лет назад +293

    DingDong’s laughter is rare, precious and must be cherished.

  • @drwning
    @drwning 3 года назад +91

    at 1:44:31, when they ask how fast motifa can fly, she's going about 125mph, but given that she can fly faster than the plane, her speed can exceed 142mph.

  • @bawbehh
    @bawbehh 6 лет назад +625

    the best part about these complete series is that they include scenes not in the original episodes
    pretty neato

    • @CranberryCartoons
      @CranberryCartoons 5 лет назад +97

      MotifaQuest: All-New Deluxe Edition

    • @trentm5125
      @trentm5125 5 лет назад +79

      Motifa 2.8 HD Final Chapter Prolouge

    • @CadetGen
      @CadetGen 5 лет назад +58

      Motifa 9.11 final reboot remix: seasons of puhsketti

    • @corpsemachine6949
      @corpsemachine6949 5 лет назад +21

      @@CadetGen motifa 3 prototype November 6th 1993 build

    • @NikoJr.
      @NikoJr. 4 года назад +14

      @@CadetGen & Knuckles

  • @wolf-boy420
    @wolf-boy420 6 лет назад +124

    1:15:07
    *Motifa: Goddess of Destruction*
    Directed by Pushkintio Bohij, O’Neill

    • @Hi_Just_Fred
      @Hi_Just_Fred 5 лет назад +4

      I've now imagined Motifa in the God of Construction outfits and that image is burned into my head.

    • @Qzpiano
      @Qzpiano 3 года назад +1

      What is the song in this part?

    • @tubach1082
      @tubach1082 2 года назад

      @@Qzpiano omfg i wanna know too

  • @kaijutamerpat
    @kaijutamerpat 6 лет назад +441

    The new Akira remake looks amazing. Bold choice changing Tetsuo's gender AND race.

    • @billyvitajedi
      @billyvitajedi 5 лет назад +48

      In the latter half of this video. I was thinking motifa was going to turn into a giant flesh monster and destroy the entirety of Los Santos

    • @Abdega
      @Abdega 4 года назад +14

      Netflix adaptation

    • @dekudude8888
      @dekudude8888 3 года назад +10

      Can't believe the pink haired SJWs at Netflix went woke and made Tetsuo a black woman for diversity points... Smh

    • @Bellitchi
      @Bellitchi 3 года назад +8

      @@dekudude8888 someone would unironically say this not knowing the subtext lmao. Anyways Motifa powers through all human minds. She’s too powerful for us mere mortals.

  • @GRIGGLES97
    @GRIGGLES97 4 года назад +133

    38:47 “WE NEED BACKUP NOW”
    They crashed the game to end his reign.

  • @pocketproductions7206
    @pocketproductions7206 3 года назад +131

    1:09:27 has to be one of the craziest and coolest sequences I've seen in this game

  • @halfaworldaway
    @halfaworldaway 5 лет назад +624

    "Golden showers fuel her powers."

    • @Hi_Just_Fred
      @Hi_Just_Fred 5 лет назад +69

      That was only in the show, in the manga her power source is left unexplained.

    • @TotalNigelFargothDeath
      @TotalNigelFargothDeath 4 года назад +11

      It was later explained in the manga that brown showers fuel her powers

    • @greyfishbed8774
      @greyfishbed8774 4 года назад +30

      @@TotalNigelFargothDeath more like brown baths mark her paths

    • @InspectahReese
      @InspectahReese 2 года назад +1

      “You’re a real sinister minister”

  • @brandoncummins9984
    @brandoncummins9984 6 лет назад +372

    I spit out my dr. Pepper at the "i been lookin for a white wife"

    • @tacenda_loon
      @tacenda_loon 5 лет назад +38

      We need all of Motifa's best quotes on merch

    • @faselessnobuddy
      @faselessnobuddy 3 года назад +15

      Come with me mai dear, WE'RE GOIN' TO SPACE

    • @Haveldorf
      @Haveldorf 3 года назад +3

      I have only just watched this and that particular bit made me nearly suffocate.

    • @gregjayonnaise8314
      @gregjayonnaise8314 Год назад +4

      I didn’t know Motifa was gay. What a woman

  • @sushifish55
    @sushifish55 6 лет назад +345

    One day when you get that AAA budget, I think Motifa Quest needs to see the light of day.

  • @gnashattack1
    @gnashattack1 4 года назад +105

    absolutely love how for the other two they took a while to come up with names, but with Motifa chris immediately said her name

  • @DeepFreeze172
    @DeepFreeze172 3 года назад +116

    48:23 Just the mix of Dingdong going "She wants Pizza Combos, she's throwing a fit!" right before Motifa goes "wHAAAAAAa" is so funny to me!

  • @GGKittyXO
    @GGKittyXO 5 лет назад +382

    This series is what my brother showed me when there was a blackout and I was scared of the dark and my phone was almost dead. Was my introduction to oneyplays and it made my days.
    Thanks for all the funny screams

    • @trugictra
      @trugictra 3 года назад +5

      That's quite fascinating, how old were you?

    • @GGKittyXO
      @GGKittyXO 3 года назад +12

      @@trugictra man it’s been so long. Maybe 15/16? I turned 19 earlier this month. My bf And I also love Oneyplays.

    • @trugictra
      @trugictra 3 года назад +10

      @@GGKittyXO Oh wow, quite a while ago. I kinda just stumbled upon these myself and I'm glad that I did. My gf also has this exact sense of humor so I think she'd enjoy this

    • @cunk9437
      @cunk9437 3 года назад +10

      Extremely wholesome

  • @silentjav
    @silentjav 4 года назад +427

    I'll always love DingDong's "Get ready for my Thunder Dagger...HWRRAAAGHH"
    1:06:40

    • @codywrzesinski6877
      @codywrzesinski6877 3 года назад +11

      Ding dong is one of the funniest alien alive

    • @codywrzesinski6877
      @codywrzesinski6877 3 года назад +7

      “Let’s go find a shark for motifa to kill.
      Baaargh.”
      46:31

    • @artiemilano378
      @artiemilano378 2 года назад +1

      That's Chris though talking ain't it? O_0

    • @codywrzesinski6877
      @codywrzesinski6877 2 года назад

      @@artiemilano378 yeah, but still funny

  • @hahahe7239
    @hahahe7239 5 лет назад +535

    The 4 horsemen of the Apocalypse:
    Porchie
    Bumblin' Burry
    Motifa
    And Freddy Freaker

    • @yeeb0403
      @yeeb0403 4 года назад +31

      What about The Monky

    • @hahahe7239
      @hahahe7239 4 года назад +37

      @@yeeb0403 He's the anti-Christ

    • @yeeb0403
      @yeeb0403 4 года назад +18

      @@hahahe7239 oh I get it! Because hes black.

    • @ketchupwater06
      @ketchupwater06 4 года назад +4

      as well as Wambo and Wild Woody

    • @foxfizzle7404
      @foxfizzle7404 4 года назад +2

      What about flippin monky

  • @liamford8817
    @liamford8817 3 года назад +67

    The way DingDong and Chris instantly fall in love with Motifa and she’s named instantly and they both know her whole character always amazes me

  • @ghost_bunny34
    @ghost_bunny34 Год назад +27

    So glad the trailer is finally out for GTA VI: Return of Motifa

  • @vinylsprakle
    @vinylsprakle 6 лет назад +337

    You asked for a miracle, you got Motifa, baby

  • @KFP2GG
    @KFP2GG 6 лет назад +182

    This is just The Motifa Movie

    • @UncleFungus66
      @UncleFungus66 5 лет назад +21

      The sequel: an extremely motifa movie

    • @timothyfinn3619
      @timothyfinn3619 6 месяцев назад +1

      Motifa's Big Movie

    • @noahmartin7644
      @noahmartin7644 4 месяца назад

      ​@@timothyfinn3619 Motifa's Big Adventure

  • @urgonnahaveabadtime
    @urgonnahaveabadtime 3 года назад +122

    I love how the motifa series implies that she’s a threat to human civilization but doesn’t understand what she’s doing

  • @mothmantra6289
    @mothmantra6289 2 года назад +55

    I've watched this in so many different phases of my life, Motifa really has gotten me through everything

    • @stinkrat167
      @stinkrat167 2 года назад +10

      fr fr, this was like the first video that introduced me to oneyplays. i dont use this term lightly. this is truly my comfort video. i love motifa.

  • @dizzythegreat
    @dizzythegreat 4 года назад +42

    1:59:01
    "Explosive Chimp"
    What a great band name

  • @everettkiely4143
    @everettkiely4143 5 лет назад +374

    "Why is my husband so 𝕚𝕞𝕞𝕠𝕣𝕥𝕒𝕝"

  • @vinnie9248
    @vinnie9248 5 лет назад +156

    2:07:10 “I don’t like this imagery”

    • @mrmr_zoomie
      @mrmr_zoomie 3 года назад +1

      Pfp enhances this

    • @codywrzesinski6877
      @codywrzesinski6877 2 года назад

      Plot twist: It wasn’t terrorists that started 9/11, it was actually motifa using her telekinetic abilities on a cop car she stole

    • @henrynelson9301
      @henrynelson9301 6 месяцев назад

      “She wasn’t trying to re-enact anything that happened in the past”
      “That’s not what happened! A flying police car didn’t clip a plane!”

  • @george1042
    @george1042 4 года назад +40

    "she wants to help"
    Motifa: 1:41:28

  • @pengunootingson
    @pengunootingson 3 года назад +45

    I can’t shake the thought of a high security military containment facility having a “Motifa Protocol”. Like can you imagine a loud speaker saying “THIS IS NOT A DRILL!! MOTIFA HAS BREACHED CONTAINMENT!!”

    • @brandio6493
      @brandio6493 2 года назад +7

      And Motifa is just running through steel doors like paper, using her iconic thunder dagger on the guards

  • @buffalot35t1cles3
    @buffalot35t1cles3 4 года назад +53

    48:33 is what happens when you fall and hit the ground while dreaming

  • @SkilesHasFun
    @SkilesHasFun 5 лет назад +59

    Underrated: Chris's cow sound at 2:18:03

  • @hotsaucehysteria
    @hotsaucehysteria 5 лет назад +201

    "I like seeing the little charred human in the car"
    "..."
    "That's not nice Julian"

  • @isladeadchannellmao
    @isladeadchannellmao 6 лет назад +178

    Welcome back, Motifa.
    We really missed you.

  • @SphericalAce
    @SphericalAce 4 года назад +61

    1:05:12 I will forever love how Julian says "Damn!"

  • @joeking6804
    @joeking6804 4 месяца назад +6

    Undoubtedly the greatest oneyplays series of the DDJ era. Maybe even ever.

  • @ms_rifle_spiral
    @ms_rifle_spiral 5 лет назад +69

    40:27
    Very underrated joke

  • @TehSkullKid
    @TehSkullKid 5 лет назад +126

    Between Motifa, Whacko the Clown, and the Old Man from vinny’s streams, we may be seeing the formation of a new league of supervillains out to destroy Los Santos.

    • @michaelstitt7178
      @michaelstitt7178 5 лет назад +40

      Motifa isn't a villain, but she's not a hero either, she's a being beyond our limited human morality.

    • @Hi_Just_Fred
      @Hi_Just_Fred 5 лет назад +13

      @@michaelstitt7178 she is the ultimate neutral

    • @thebreadbringer
      @thebreadbringer 2 года назад +2

      @@Hi_Just_Fred chaotic neutral.

    • @allister-malister9179
      @allister-malister9179 2 года назад +1

      Maybe not an outright villain but she still is a formidable antagonist and a threat to anyone who dare opposes her.

  • @gijohn5500
    @gijohn5500 5 лет назад +39

    43:17 "Good thing all this concrete broke my fall"

  • @CooperDooper38
    @CooperDooper38 Год назад +17

    40:27
    "There's a strange object flying over Texas"
    "And she looks like a bitch!"
    That tickles my funny bone something fierce, it does.
    1:29:20 is also incredible

  • @c2HitsButtons
    @c2HitsButtons 2 года назад +38

    Comedy aside, best part is watching Chris and Ding Dong gradually master handling Motifa.

  • @AlexanderLeset
    @AlexanderLeset 4 года назад +102

    Do you ever wonder how terrifying it would be living in the same city as Motifa? You could try to escape, but what if there's a traffic jam on the way out? You're a sitting duck. What if she just happens to be checking for cars leaving the city? Dead. Hide in the sewers? What if she decided to flood the sewers for some reason? Nowhere is safe.

    • @guano7173
      @guano7173 3 года назад +16

      If you have the coupon for the Bed Bath and Beyond eye lasers, at the very least you could purchase a set to have a slim chance to distract her long enough to escape

    • @AlexanderLeset
      @AlexanderLeset 3 года назад +9

      @@guano7173 she'd trace the laser right back to you. Super dead

  • @ian_dot_com
    @ian_dot_com 3 года назад +20

    31:15 one of my favorite moments ever. the timing of everything is just so perfect.

  • @SlenderGuy16
    @SlenderGuy16 6 лет назад +94

    You asked for a miracle but you got Motifa, baby!

  • @arbiter-
    @arbiter- 3 года назад +41

    Julian's on point with the jokes in this series. His Motifa impression is literal perfection and I wish he did more because I bust up laughing every time.

  • @MrDjWalnut
    @MrDjWalnut 4 месяца назад +5

    I love how this series just feels like one of their random hypotheticals actually playing out
    _"What do you think would happen if a bored moral-less god of chaos came to earth in the form of a sassy black woman?"_

  • @DTheAustralian
    @DTheAustralian 5 лет назад +38

    19:43
    25:28
    43:16
    45:20
    48:30
    1:00:06
    Don’t mind me, just timestamping my favourite moments.

    • @Fiddledickss
      @Fiddledickss Год назад +1

      “Ooooooh so f*cking hungry, let me in there”

  • @Beefaroni_Bert
    @Beefaroni_Bert 5 лет назад +42

    48:19 to hear what an angel falling from heaven sounds like

  • @wolfnation100
    @wolfnation100 6 лет назад +65

    Sad to be seeing Julian and Ding Dong leaving, maybe we'll see them in the future, but I still always really fucking appreciate how funny Chris is with anyone on the show. The editing is always stellar, the cuts are never gratuitous, and it's just generally really well put-together. I'll never get tired of watching these videos, and I'll always be excited to see new ones. Thanks for putting out videos after all this time.

  • @IrisCorven
    @IrisCorven 2 года назад +17

    Imagine being the passengers on that flight, and the pure, primal panic that sets in when you realize you're 30,000ft in the air and hear the sounds of police sirens quickly approaching.

  • @RoachDogg_JR
    @RoachDogg_JR 3 месяца назад +6

    One of the rare times you can hear Ding Dong laugh. He usually moves away from the microphone to breathe like Chocolate Rain.

    • @deeta000
      @deeta000 3 месяца назад

      Dingus Dong, you mean? Julian always laughs.

    • @RoachDogg_JR
      @RoachDogg_JR 3 месяца назад

      @@deeta000 Oh yes sorry, I meant Dinglord.

  • @joakperey
    @joakperey 5 лет назад +18

    i love how at 6:12 the audio stopped working so oney added his own sound effects

  • @mrpterodactyl4055
    @mrpterodactyl4055 6 лет назад +82

    Motifa is the sequel to Bruce almighty we never got, either that or Oprah's final form.

  • @pamikokitty
    @pamikokitty 5 лет назад +51

    i love how genuinely impressed with the game they are at times

    • @Hi_Just_Fred
      @Hi_Just_Fred 5 лет назад +16

      It's a well made game that doesn't take advantage of it's potential.

    • @henrynelson9301
      @henrynelson9301 Год назад

      @@Hi_Just_Fredit’s a very impressive open world with no meaningful way to interact with it

  • @SAMPLETEXT285
    @SAMPLETEXT285 3 года назад +6

    13:30 *agonizing pain from falling down mountain stops* "MY BIKE!" *agonizing pain resumes*

  • @dizzythegreat
    @dizzythegreat 7 дней назад +2

    31:37 hypothesis: there might be some damage threshold where the game now says "okay, the blimp is not able to give itself upward force anymore, it's deflating" and then all that modded downward force from the stuff attached to it kicked in and pulled it down into oblivion.

  • @STEVIE.CREATES
    @STEVIE.CREATES 2 года назад +16

    1:27:19 that was a CLEAN flip 💯… besides the murdered farmer 🥴

  • @DocJamesH
    @DocJamesH 5 лет назад +22

    16:05 I lost it. "WE'RE NOT AIMING FOR THE TRUCK!"

  • @Xanderal32
    @Xanderal32 5 лет назад +58

    "porchy stole my bike"
    "julian dont....... say that......."

  • @TheGears999
    @TheGears999 4 года назад +50

    “nOt mOtIfA!!!” kills me every single time

  • @ArtZy08
    @ArtZy08 2 года назад +8

    48:28 is super funny, Motifa falls, lands perfectly fine. then EXPLODES.i feel like she wouldve said something like: "heheheheurm, needs moar graveh."

  • @fencerhoskal696
    @fencerhoskal696 5 лет назад +13

    Porchi's screams of terror as he spins at lightspeed falling from the sky really got me this time around

  • @macintalkshow
    @macintalkshow 3 года назад +27

    Porchy's rampage is essentially what would happen if Superman got old and developed dementia.

  • @Bobo_831
    @Bobo_831 3 года назад +28

    I love ding dong’s malicious “yes it was” 0:42

  • @SWISS-1337
    @SWISS-1337 4 года назад +18

    They genuinely seem like they're having fun with this series. It's lovely to see.

  • @ultraspinalki11
    @ultraspinalki11 6 лет назад +40

    2:04:24 to 2:06:25
    It's like the movie Chronicle with the telekinesis, but Motifa version babeh.