I had my gall bladder removed in 2022. When I woke up from anesthesia I asked the Doctor if I could pay him 500 bucks so I could send my gall bladder to my mom who I haven't spoken to in 3 years now
I woke up from a procedure to find out that no procedure had been performed. Endoscopy - Tube down my throat to check out my stomach When I asked the nurse what happened, she giggled and said the doctor will explain in a minute. My doctor came in to the room with a gnarly black eye and a bandaged nose. The Anesthesiologist came in behind with a little smile on his face. Apparently, I fought back while under and punched my doctor right in the face. When my Mom came to pick me up, the Anesthesiologist called us back in. My mom is a red head. To him, that was a major light bulb moment. Apparently, those who carry the red head gene are affected differently when being put under anesthesia. I did not even know that was a thing. Now, I know. Thank God. It's saved my ass several times since. Before any medical procedure involving anesthesia, I make sure they know that while I don't present as a red head, I DEFINITELY carry the red head gene.
I came out of wisdom teeth surgery angrily signing the word "no". Never learned what the question was but the answer was no and I was quite mad about it. Best part? Parents don't speak any sign language (taught myself).
Lol, I love dad jokes. I like it when my doctors and anesthesiologist tell dad jokes. I have cancer. My orthosurgeons are fantastic and made me so comfortable before I went under and when I woke up. Your medical team are fantastic people and if they tell jokes to relax you they are good people and realize how scared you are and want to help you feel ok. Love these people. ❤
When I got extensive oral surgery done, I was told that, while sedated, I was rather musical, singing (or rather, mimicking) various sci-fi tunes. The dentists guessed Star Trek and Doctor Who, I faintly remember the third one being Blake's 7. Nowadays, I would probably scare the crap out of them with Ghost.
Woke up from my hip replacement and asked if I still had my leg. 😂My biggest fear was losing my leg to infection or something.. my new hip is 2 years old now... I recommended if you need it. I also insisted that they had to do CPR that they Play Kickstart My heart by Motley Crue while they do it😂
When I got my then teenaged daughter home from having her wisdom teeth removed, she sat and had a long, animated conversation on what she thought was her phone. In reality, it was a bag of frozen peas. Then she was upset because the friend she had spoken to on “the phone” hadn’t arrived when she had promised she would stop by to visit my daughter. It ended up with her being very angry that we were lying to her about everything, insisting that she wasn’t stupid enough to have talked to a bag of frozen peas, but she was still ticked off about her friend not showing up like she had promised. What a day that was!😂
Last colonoscopy I had, I actually borrowed a line I saw in another YT video. As I was going under, I told the anesthesiologist, "My twin owes me BIG for this!"
I had laughing gas back in 2022. I had to get a tooth removed due to infection. The specialist (removing the tooth) kept talking to me and I just laughed like such an idiot. I’m not really allowed to have anaesthesia due to some medication.
had a teen coming out of anesthesia (nurse here) try to strip and wanted us to go streaking down the hallway. Still laugh about his total commitment to doing this , so straight faced as he tried his best to get naked
When my mother was getting side surgery the anesthetic where kicking in I decided to mess with her “Hey mom rememeber you said you would lend me 200 dollars to go get the latest *insert tech or game name * she stares at me before the gas kicked in 😂😂😂😂😂 The nurse looked at me laughing as I was making sure she was really out of it 😂
I’m having a surgery in November, so I’m listening to these types of stories to try and calm me down, because I’m a bit anxious about anesthesia. Mainly the fear that I’ll either wake up during the surgery, or not wake up at all and die while under anesthesia.
I had my gall bladder removed in 2022. When I woke up from anesthesia I asked the Doctor if I could pay him 500 bucks so I could send my gall bladder to my mom who I haven't spoken to in 3 years now
That poor kid in the first entry. 😢
In the future if I go under for anesthesia I'm gonna go "Bravo six, going dark"
I woke up from a procedure to find out that no procedure had been performed.
Endoscopy - Tube down my throat to check out my stomach
When I asked the nurse what happened, she giggled and said the doctor will explain in a minute.
My doctor came in to the room with a gnarly black eye and a bandaged nose. The Anesthesiologist came in behind with a little smile on his face.
Apparently, I fought back while under and punched my doctor right in the face.
When my Mom came to pick me up, the Anesthesiologist called us back in.
My mom is a red head. To him, that was a major light bulb moment.
Apparently, those who carry the red head gene are affected differently when being put under anesthesia.
I did not even know that was a thing. Now, I know. Thank God. It's saved my ass several times since.
Before any medical procedure involving anesthesia, I make sure they know that while I don't present as a red head, I DEFINITELY carry the red head gene.
ZZZZZZZ
I came out of wisdom teeth surgery angrily signing the word "no". Never learned what the question was but the answer was no and I was quite mad about it. Best part? Parents don't speak any sign language (taught myself).
Lol, I love dad jokes. I like it when my doctors and anesthesiologist tell dad jokes. I have cancer. My orthosurgeons are fantastic and made me so comfortable before I went under and when I woke up. Your medical team are fantastic people and if they tell jokes to relax you they are good people and realize how scared you are and want to help you feel ok. Love these people. ❤
When I got extensive oral surgery done, I was told that, while sedated, I was rather musical, singing (or rather, mimicking) various sci-fi tunes. The dentists guessed Star Trek and Doctor Who, I faintly remember the third one being Blake's 7.
Nowadays, I would probably scare the crap out of them with Ghost.
I would love to see their faces while you sing Year Zero or staring at a nurse while singing Cirice !
"Since Dawn of Time the fate of Man is that of lice..."
"Increase the dosage, Doctor."
Before they put me out for a colonoscopy I told the lady doctor 'Normally I get dinner first.'
Woke up from my hip replacement and asked if I still had my leg. 😂My biggest fear was losing my leg to infection or something.. my new hip is 2 years old now... I recommended if you need it. I also insisted that they had to do CPR that they Play Kickstart My heart by Motley Crue while they do it😂
When I got my then teenaged daughter home from having her wisdom teeth removed, she sat and had a long, animated conversation on what she thought was her phone. In reality, it was a bag of frozen peas. Then she was upset because the friend she had spoken to on “the phone” hadn’t arrived when she had promised she would stop by to visit my daughter. It ended up with her being very angry that we were lying to her about everything, insisting that she wasn’t stupid enough to have talked to a bag of frozen peas, but she was still ticked off about her friend not showing up like she had promised. What a day that was!😂
Last colonoscopy I had, I actually borrowed a line I saw in another YT video. As I was going under, I told the anesthesiologist, "My twin owes me BIG for this!"
You like arse play.
WOO HOO PARTY PUG!!
'Sober as a church mouse' mixed metaphors much?
I had laughing gas back in 2022. I had to get a tooth removed due to infection.
The specialist (removing the tooth) kept talking to me and I just laughed like such an idiot.
I’m not really allowed to have anaesthesia due to some medication.
had a teen coming out of anesthesia (nurse here) try to strip and wanted us to go streaking down the hallway. Still laugh about his total commitment to doing this , so straight faced as he tried his best to get naked
When my mother was getting side surgery the anesthetic where kicking in I decided to mess with her
“Hey mom rememeber you said you would lend me 200 dollars to go get the latest *insert tech or game name * she stares at me before the gas kicked in 😂😂😂😂😂
The nurse looked at me laughing as I was making sure she was really out of it 😂
Woo hoo
Woo hoo lmao
Pretty sure this one has been uploaded before. The stories are too familiar.
I’m having a surgery in November, so I’m listening to these types of stories to try and calm me down, because I’m a bit anxious about anesthesia.
Mainly the fear that I’ll either wake up during the surgery, or not wake up at all and die while under anesthesia.
Dr and nurses laugh at knocked out patients and look at the privates.
WOO HOO
woo hoo
WOO HOO