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#FarmTruck #BadDays #ChristianAgenda
Lol that the cop didn't even give Chris a ride back to his truck for the trouble, resulting in him getting hit by a car.
And Christians binder. Can’t forget that part.
I'm walking through your hood and you hit me with an oldsmobile, that needs to be on a shirt somehow.
I asked him, but he said they weren’t allowed to give rides, plus I’ve ridden in police cars too many times already :)
@@christophermichaels i bet that event itself you can make into fascinating story...
I like All of your stories, ex-dea truck, 400$ air Guage, trespassing through weed, blue Ridge Parkway, vegas rental car with danage waiver....
Was thinking the same
Chris could talk about painting drywall and I would be fully invested… best storyteller on VinWiki by a long shot
Have you heard rabbits stories?
@@tylerloveless6716 rabbit don’t hold a candle to Chris
Yeah he doesn't hold a candle to my man Rabbit. He's too tryhard cool, but Rabbits effortlessly smooth.
He is an actor and his stories are written by vinwiki writers
"And then... I saw it. The smallest of bubbles. 'Dang it'. The tape didnt adhere correct. Well, I wasnt gonna let that stop me"
Always the best stories when Chris is telling them, he's definitely had a interesting life, & been in some dodgy places, but he's incredibly relaxed when he tells his tales, Rj in Oz
Saw the title and just had a gut feeling it was a Chris story
Nah these are just that, stories. This dude is a liar out the wazoo. Body language and verbatim tell all. Why vinwiki continues to allow this is beyond me 🤷🏼♂️ this is definitely the guy multiple people were talking about when they have said that the stories are far stretched and not legitimate. Unless this guy lived in the wild Wild West way back in the day, these stories are horse shit.
The amount of detail this guy somehow remembers 20 years after the fact, that most people wouldn’t recall from a year ago, is enough proof. Considering this guys poor vocabulary and clear lack of education, there is no chance he has this kind of memory… this guy reminds me of the school kid constantly searching for validation, who is praying the cool kids will accept him one day
Agreed!!
@@kirkc9593 even if there are embellishments for entertainment sake, just enjoy em instead of whining about it. ..
"I got hit in the head with the Christian Agenda."
I almost injured myself laughing as that sank in! Lol!
Me too, because it made SO MUCH SENSE !
It really seems like something that would be on My Name is Earl😂
Mans got crusaded
holy crap that's hilarious!! LOL
That line at the end made me laugh.
Chris is a better man than me, I have a temper that goes from 0 to 100 real quick.
Ahh, you have kids too?
"And oddly enough, this is when the day gets weird." Best quote ever after having a cop has you on the ground in zip ties.
I just love hearing Chris and his stories always make me laugh.
ED we need more of Chris‘s stories please 😂😂😂
NGL, I thought Chris was going to guilt our overzealous officer into a ride back to his truck.
I tried Reid but he said they weren’t allowed to give rides. Plus I’ve ridden in police cars too many times already :)
Chris has lived a life most couldn't even dream of. By far one of the best storytellers of Vinwiki!
As soon as I read the title and saw the thumbnail I thought: "This has to be a Christopher Michaels story"
Was not disappointed. 10/10
The punchline at the end was freaking hilarious. I love it when Chris is telling his stories. He has some great ones.
Chris is the storyteller that keeps on giving. Can't wait for the next one.
Sometimes things just don't go your way
Thats what me and my sister thought at our wedding, but 6 years later we are happier than ever!
@@MD-jg2dv Are you able to clarify that statement a little more?😂
Thank you Ed posting Chris telling another story has absolutely made my day. I love to hear any of Chris's stories.
That story had more twists than a Georgia mountain drive!
Chris is my absolute fav teller of story’s. I love to have a beer with him.
It's like listening to an episode of "My name is Earl".
Whenever I see a new story by Chris, Ed, or Rabbit… I know it’s going to be a good one
Rabbit is too arrogant.
This man needs to make a movie of his life! Absolutely kills every story and it always keeps you entertained! Keep more of Chris stories coming!!!!
In my business, we call that first incident the “Lethal Weapon Affect”. Hollywood has trained a certain segment of the population, which can include LEO, to scream “GUN!” and go absolutely bonkers at the slightest interaction with a firearm.
In LEO it’s usually rookies. But…sometimes in big cities, veteran officers can be prone to this psychosis.
Glad you are well and handled it with such aplomb.
Regards,
Marky
I understand that there are also is a lot of police training that emphasizes the "warrior" narrative of policing with a "kill or be killed" mindset. Fear of being shot is not unjustified as a police officer, but the chances of police dying in a vehicle crash are almost as great, and in 2020 at least, death due to COVID-19 among police was about four times the shooting death rate. It doesn't seem that the "warrior" mindset is good for the public or the police.
@@jebeda The dude that does all the "warrior mindset" trainings is a nutjob. "You have the best sex after you kill someone". He also popularized this sheep-wolves-sheepdog bs. Basically the same philosphy that Denzel Washington's character in Training Day tries to convey on Ethan Hawke's rookie. For those with bad memory: DENZEL PLAYS THE BAD GUY!
@@superxDification In my business we call what you describe, “Fear Biting”. The Ancient Greek warrior ethos called it “possession”. It too is to be avoided through training and inoculation.
Regards,
Marky
Cool word
@@MeatMachine212 I have my moments. ;-)
I buy a gallon of water. Cheapest gas can ever.
Always love to hear Chris's stories they are definitely more relatable to then some of the fancier guys on here.
Chris is an incredibly entertaining story teller, love this guys stories!!
“This spectacular spinning arc of English” Goddamn Chris😂😂😂😂😂😂
How is this guy even alive? He has the combined luck of Mr Magoo and Forest Gump.
His stories are just that, stories. He's full of shit.
I gotta lot of respect for Chris he just seems like a very humble understanding man...
Letting this stuff slide (1st story) is why there's no paper trail for when things go wrong and an investigation turns up an 'exemplary record.' That said, I probably wouldn't have pressed it either, at least at the scene.
You’re right. I used to be a big police supporter. The past year has proven that they will enforce any unconstitutional law the higher ups tell them.
Just a matter of time they’ll be trying to go door to door taking away peoples 2nd amendment rights. Especially in big democrat states.
Thank you for explaining an outstanding story and also talking through your thought process. It should help others learn to listen to officers even if they are the ones in the wrong. It helps people learn how to leave that experience unharmed!
This has to be up there with one of the craziest but most captivating stories this man has ever told. Keep bringing Chris back Ed!
My EDC (every day carry) is a .40 cal Glock 23 also.... bought it used 7+ years ago. Great firearm.
Chris is one of the best story tellers . I wish i can sit back and have some beers with him and talk. We need more of chris stories !
"I can only imagine some sort of spectacular spinning arch of English".
Most amazing quote ever. I laughed so hard at the end.
What a tremendous story. The guy is a hell of a storyteller too
What an absolute chill guy! Gotta listen to more of him
I read the title and knew it was the man, the myth, the legend: Chris!
Love how the guy with multiple facial piercings is talking about "going home with no extra holes in our body" :D
Exactly. I have just right amount and don’t want any extras :) Thanks for watching!
This guy is my favorite on here he’s always has good stories
A normal guy would be telling stories about late night drinking and partying meanwhile Chris is like “so when I stole the Apache helicopter so I could make it to the taco bell in the next county….”
I love listening to this man's stories, has a great way of telling them, very enjoyable.
Chris is an awesome story teller, with so many gr8 stories ... this guy is golden for this already great channel. Thank you for all the gr8 stories. 🙏
Love this guy . Best story's every time
*Sometimes I think Chris's stories are too good to not be made up, but the details and accuracy seem way too spot on to be fake. Crazy. Great storyteller.*
Man that last part is freaking hilarious🤣 thanks Chris
Chris is my favorite Vinwiki guest, I listen to his stories at least once a day
Chris by far has some of the most entertaining stories. Man you have one hell of a life brother!
“We just want to go home with no extra holes in our body!” Coming from a guy with quite a few extra holes in his body that’s quite ironic as well as hilarious.
"Gas Station Heist..."
Yeah, it HAS been a while since Chris has been on.
"No, I was walking through your hood. You hit me with an Oldsmobile" 🤣
Love this guy's stories! Such an interesting life.
Just the dudes cool as/F attitude about at all. That shit is crazy.
This is the best ending I've ever seen of all the interviews EVER!
*SOME PPL MIGHT THINK CHRIS MAKES UP THESE CEAZY STORIES BUT....* for us who have had crazy experiences like these of our own, we know there true....love Chris's stories, keep em coming!!!!!!
Thanks for having my back Bill!
Keep his wild stories coming. I’m sure there are more.
After the incident with the cop, I wouldve been like. "Now you can either give me a ride to my truck with my gas or we can call up your supervisor"🤣
I love this dude, the way he narrates his stories is very detailed and it makes you feel you were there too
Absolutely love listening to Chris's stories! We need to see him more on the channel!
You know you have to hit like before watching story it if you see Chris...
I find it amazing that you never come out and say why all this shit happens to you. We all know that way too many people are going to take one look at you and decide you are a meth crazed killer. How you can be so calm about it is simply incredible.
Imagine that, a cop that overacts.
Best story teller I’ve heard in awhile. Mans lived through it all.
Hey Ed!! 🙂
Hey!
Man o man another fine piece from Chris!
Like I say every time… Chris Michaels tells story = I click fast, like the video, share it, and unsubscribe just to subscribe again
chris - I'm not a drug dealer or criminal
also chris - gets involved in a drug run, heist mix up, etc etc
Great story Chris… Only thing if you had been wise you would’ve made that cop drive you back to your truck with the full can of gas.👌
I asked but he said they weren’t allowed to have passengers, plus I’ve ridden in police cars too many times already!
For the record, a gallon of gas typically weighs 6.2 pounds so 5 gallons of it weighs about 31 pounds. Love your stories and your skill at telling them.
He had three legitimate scenarios for using his pistol and he refrained. Good job, Chris.
Thanks RJon. I save it for emergencies.
This is probably the best story i have heard in a while
I needed to hear this today. Thank you! We had a very similar chevy 4x4, same setup but stepside. The dual tanks bit us in the butt several times. I know the walk all too well.
1up for Chris. Thanks for the lesson, wise man. Definitely a guy that can see the signs around him when others fail to read.
Chris always has the best stories. Keep them coming.
Glad I hung in for the punch line
Chris is the best. I'd love to have a friend so chill and relaxed like that.
Lol "I'd like to give this kid credit".
Funny the bully dont think the weak kid name will be on papers
"Laying face down in the greasiest spot of the gas station".. hilarious!
One of the best stories I've heard.
Always the best content on this channel. Dude is pure gold.
Love Chris, need more of his stories!
If the truck he's talking about is the same in the pictures, he's talking about the Chevy C series, probably a C10 or C20. I have one, but it's the Custom Delux 6.2 L diesel version. Complete with that EXACT SAME REPLACEMENT FUEL SWITCH. (I had to replace the fuel switch at one point.) Each tank is a 20 gallon tank along the side of the truck. Mine needs a new engine (for oil pressure issues, and a smoking habit it picked up from my dad), new wiring harness, and the cab ripped apart to fix various issues with the AC and heating systems.) I don't have the time, money, or place to rip it down and rebuild it.
I have that same switch In my 1992 ford f 150
Chris could literally talk about the most boring thing in the world and I would still love listening to it. What a star character.
I never comment on these videos, but this is an amazing story. I can't believe the things that happen to Chris all in one day at that. A lifetime of great stories. His stories are the best!
Holy Cow!!! Chris tells great stories, but this is the BEST!!!
Chris is one of those guys that I'd love to just sit down with and enjoy a beer. Such a humble and entertaining guy.
You always know it’s gonna be a good story when it’s Chris telling it
Great story as usual from Chris. Kudos for the Pulp Fiction reference! 😉👍
I would have asked the officer to drive me back to my car as a favor for all that!
I asked but he said they weren’t allowed to give rides, plus I’ve ridden in enough police cars already.
I can't count on either of my hands how many times this entire story has unraveled to me ever until this moment.
Love it Rabbit and Christopher are my favorites nobody tells story's like they do this just made my day.
Love how this entire story was basically a long lead up to a punchline
“No I was walking through your hood and you hit me”😂
Christopher Michaels the GOD of Epic Stories!
Gotta pay homage every video he is in.
The man is legendary!
Best.
Punchline.
It's a rare feat to have a great story end that perfectly with, of all things, a punchline. Nice!
Dude, I have stories. But he has legendary stories. How so many things can happens in one persons life up to this point is nuts. I love it. Keep it coming!!!!
This man never misses with his stories. He wraps us up every single time! Why is this man's life a movie?!?!
As soon as I see this guy I know it’s going to be a fantastic episode.
"and oddly enough, this is where the day gets... weird."
LOL!
Chris + G23.
*One of us.*
No kid would sacrifice a Trapper Keeper btw
I see a lot of compliments on Chris's narrarative abilities, and always a lot of "he's full of it" comments to those. I grew up out in the country, old fixer uppers and micheif. While city kids learned how to keep their Nikes shiny, country kids were learning how to hit road signs with beer bottles over top from the other side of the cab. I have either done myself or been envolved with stories that would rival Chris's, there is just no way I could tell them as eloquent. Ever unbolt and put the hood of your 1980s ford in the bed, so your buddy could lay across the engine dripping gas into the carb from a pepsi bottle, (back in the days when they were glass, no easy squeezy squirt), when you climb one last hill because your fuel pump went out? Then coasting three miles closer to home, with the lights off, to park in a neighbor's yard so your fishing gear don't get stolen? There's more, thing is we never even thought anything of it at the time, it was just "will it maybe work" "try it". Ever show someone where you wrecked by driving through the same ditch "wrecking" in the same manner at the same speed as you did it accidentally? He's got some yarns, embellished, maybe, I dunno, but they are plausible, and they entertain me.
Rick I have never had a commenter who describes country life as accurately and as well as you. I can tell from your examples that you’re speaking truth, because we can’t make this stuff up! Thanks for watching and taking the time to share such cool stories.
@@christophermichaels You're welcome, and the same thanks to from me brother. Later in life I heard quotes from philosophers and wisemen that they just don't teach in public schools anymore, like "Necessity is the mother of invention." and the "Only sure way to fail, is not to try.", heck, bumpkins already knew them, we just never seen them in print. "Now we know that won't work" can be a valuable thing.
Forgive me I'm going to ramble, but I got to say it. Probably the longest, but hopefully one of the best compliments you'll get today. There's a quality that comes out in your stories, a to each their own, live and let live, civility and respect, regardless of station or entitlement, to people with nothing more in common with you than wearing shoes somedays. Man, there are a whole lot of people in this world just drooling for the chance to be wronged so they can "righteously" be a jackass demanding it be made right, and tell the whole world about both ends of it. I see it in life, and I see it on here. I mean don't take me wrong, there are times when good ole sulfur and brimstone vengence is required, and there are bad people out there who will earn it from good ones at times. There's just so much of it that is just so petty. Aside from the dollar at the expense of others, (and I'm no communist, cronies in suits to the guy with a ski mask, and a whole book in between, everyone else, the majority "value adding" earning it is excluded), not forgiving trespasses, not loving your neighbor, is the most common sin I see in the world. I don't even mean that in a thumpin' Bibles sense. "I appreciate how layed back you are", does not do justice to the appreciation for the absence of spite, greed, snobbery, and judgement you present. The stories are funny s**t too. :) I don't know if they are commentary, comedy, or philosophy.
This dude is the coolest guy on vinwiki
He gets into a lot of weird situations he's the perfect fall guy even tho he never is the actual perp
Hell yeah, I love Chris's stories!