A bake sale saved me from a 137 in a 50 ticket!

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  • Опубликовано: 22 дек 2024

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  • @EdBolian
    @EdBolian 4 года назад +587

    Tomorrow will be our last "What Would You Buy?" video. This time it's money no object dream cars. We will do a premiere at 10 AM so you can chat with some of the panel participants as we release the video.

  • @FrankieProkop
    @FrankieProkop 4 года назад +1636

    Any Christopher story is a good story. GOTTA love this guy.

    • @theenzoferrari458
      @theenzoferrari458 4 года назад +1

      No. He needs to fuck off. I want rabbit.

    • @Ferrari255GTO
      @Ferrari255GTO 4 года назад +9

      @Amazonbasics keyboard lets be honest, almost all the stories are awesome

    • @8SpeedNate
      @8SpeedNate 4 года назад +4

      Hell yeah

    • @JT-bs2xj
      @JT-bs2xj 4 года назад +4

      Very true

    • @ooyyeeaahh9003
      @ooyyeeaahh9003 4 года назад +9

      Yes the way he leaves you on the edge of your seat is great

  • @tyler9703
    @tyler9703 4 года назад +926

    If this is true, this just might be the best "getting out of a ticket" story I've heard on this channel

    • @JC-11111
      @JC-11111 4 года назад +44

      I dunno. I heard one yesterday that takes the cake. As the cop walked up, all he heard was a 6 year old screaming "OMG! IT'S COMING OUT OF MY BUTT!" so the cop stuck his head in the car to see what, was going on and the kid was sayin they were pooping and it was coming out. So after asking the dad how far they had to go til they got home, he let em go lol.
      As they drive off, the kid says...wow. I didnt think that would work. I saw it on RUclips daddy. 🤣
      Yea, it thought it was pretty damn funny. Their version of the story was wayyyyy better than mine, though.

    • @AFrenchman31
      @AFrenchman31 4 года назад +19

      @@JC-11111 Yeah, don't think you are getting a VinWiki video for that one

    • @haydenstimpson2159
      @haydenstimpson2159 4 года назад +8

      JC I have a similar story to that as well from when I was a kid. My mom who had just left a party and had drank a bit, not to say she was drunk but maybe just enough to get her in trouble. On the way home she sped just a few miles over the limit and was pulled over now she wasn’t worried about the ticket it was the fact she could get a dui. So the cop pulls up and ask my mom why she was speeding. She lied and said that she was heading to the hospital because i didn’t feel good. Now I was three at the time so I only know this story from what she told me. But three year old me squeaks from the back “yeah my tummy hurts”. The officer apologizes and says “ you know what my shifts almost over I’ll give ya and escort”. And then he took us to the hospital and I helped my mother avoid a ticket and a dui

    • @babyfacenc
      @babyfacenc 4 года назад +7

      "Your Honor, I have ALOT of evidence"..

  • @Churbas
    @Churbas 4 года назад +406

    I'll be honest, if a cop pulled me over and said "I'm charging you for superspeeding", I wouldn't be able to help myself from saying "In that case, the soup, please."

    • @El_Chompo
      @El_Chompo 4 года назад +27

      What if over 200mph was SuperDuperSpeeding

    • @SusuReedJango
      @SusuReedJango 4 года назад +12

      @@El_Chompo Then I'll take the dupe and be on my way, thank you

    • @nosirrahx
      @nosirrahx 4 года назад +25

      If someone charges me with superspeeding I am claiming to be Rob Spaghetti.

  • @YaBoiThomas
    @YaBoiThomas 4 года назад +166

    This guy has the best "you gotta be shittin me" stories of the channel

    • @MichaelS537
      @MichaelS537 3 года назад +4

      And he tells them so well that you can't tell if he is shitting you or not.

  • @okbutwhocares
    @okbutwhocares 4 года назад +160

    A Christopher story without drugs or shady people feels weird, but I'm not complaining, entertaining as always.

    • @funfun5656
      @funfun5656 3 года назад +1

      There was still mention of drugs at least 4 times despite it not being a relevant part of the story...Good ol' Chris lol

  • @VINwiki
    @VINwiki  4 года назад +254

    The Ticket Clinic wouldn't have needed the bake sale to help.

    • @tsaurus5051
      @tsaurus5051 4 года назад +8

      Thank you for clearing that up.

    • @fishyfool
      @fishyfool 4 года назад +2

      I hope they don't need a bake sale to make money..... lolz.

    • @kellypg
      @kellypg 4 года назад +5

      Can the ticket clinic can turn wreckless and triple the speed limit into a 15 over?

    • @tylern922
      @tylern922 4 года назад +4

      Sounds like the ticket clinic can turn homicide into assault. I’d give it a shot lol

  • @RyBaked
    @RyBaked 4 года назад +91

    This guy has never had a boring day in his life

  • @THE_RAMALAMADINGDONG
    @THE_RAMALAMADINGDONG 4 года назад +29

    This guy might look like he's out of the 80s and landed headfirst into a tackle box but he's a great storyteller!!!!! The DEA truck story was epic!!!!

    • @quikgt
      @quikgt 4 года назад

      love that TRUMP 🤣 🤣

    • @IanThatMetalBassist
      @IanThatMetalBassist 3 года назад +3

      "Headfirst into a tackle box"
      I'm definitely stealing that line LOL

  • @artiejsmith
    @artiejsmith 4 года назад +131

    “pretty sure I was going about 87 mph more than that”

  • @guskipper1194
    @guskipper1194 4 года назад +50

    Oh, what a glorious day. When I see that nose ring, I know I am in for a good story.

  • @andresrtorres9794
    @andresrtorres9794 4 года назад +3

    Chris, you are the best story teller ever in VINWIKI. Even my wife who was not watching this video got so involved that quit looking at shoes in her iPad just to hear you.

  • @Enzo_Lupara
    @Enzo_Lupara 4 года назад +200

    Them: "What did you blow?"
    Me: "Your sister!"

    • @DonnEStarside
      @DonnEStarside 4 года назад

      Pfft. That one took me a second.

    • @Dezwrr
      @Dezwrr 4 года назад +2

      Joe Nobody you need some help 😂 💯

    • @AtotehZ
      @AtotehZ 4 года назад +17

      Them: "What did you blow?"
      Me: "You've got it backwards, she blew me!"

    • @AtotehZ
      @AtotehZ 4 года назад +6

      And then they'd probably think you solicited sex.

  • @HillikerArms
    @HillikerArms 4 года назад +33

    Reminds me of mine this last spring in my 2000 c5 dealing with michigan state police.
    Long story short. Saw me around 165 he didnt have his equipment on and I got down to 112 before he clocked me but I passed him in the low 80s on his dash cam. Due to covid he wasnt allowed to arrest me for it. Got my lawyer involved. Reduced to 11-15 over on the highway since that's what the dash cam showed. $180 fine.

    • @yoloxxjd1
      @yoloxxjd1 4 года назад +1

      As someone who also lives in Michigan, that’s epic lol

    • @clintdavis9511
      @clintdavis9511 4 года назад +3

      I got a 115 in a 45. Cop couldn't believe a 77 MC would go that fast. He knocked it down to like 60mph in a 45. $75 fine in 1988.

    • @HillikerArms
      @HillikerArms 4 года назад

      @Carl 3 but yes.

  • @saddlebrook
    @saddlebrook 4 года назад +11

    I absolutely love Christopher’s stories, he’s up there with Ed and Rabbit for me. Always enjoyable and amazing

    • @bailey9r
      @bailey9r 4 года назад

      He has a good voice for it too.

  • @pwrightisright8611
    @pwrightisright8611 4 года назад +34

    I love a good "getting out of a ticket" story

  • @iambiggus
    @iambiggus 4 года назад +36

    Could you imagine this guy showing up to your defensive driving class? Holy shit nothing would get done, we'd all just be listening to rad stories.

    • @tsherwoodrzero
      @tsherwoodrzero 2 года назад +2

      Now imagine him TEACHING the class. Everyone would get an A+ and come back after their day in court to hear more.

  • @VinegarPotato
    @VinegarPotato 4 года назад +5

    “I was in that play”-> “Really?!” That lime killed me.

  • @landonnice2272
    @landonnice2272 4 года назад +16

    Chris is so down to earth and cool I'm thinking about growing some mutton chops

  • @MichaelS537
    @MichaelS537 3 года назад +1

    This guy is my favorite human on the planet, I need all of his stories.

  • @marc87supra
    @marc87supra 4 года назад +5

    Love Christopher's stories, you just know he's one of those guys that you could just chat to for hours at the bar.

  • @MyOpinionDoesntCount
    @MyOpinionDoesntCount 4 года назад +1

    I love Christopher's stories! Every one of them makes my day when I see them. Admittedly, when I read "Bake Sale" I figured it either had something to do with a church, a girl scout pack, or "getting baked". LOL. Great story again. Hope he fully appreciates how lucky he is. I got a Super Speeder in GA when I was only doing 82 on an expressway with others blowing past me (my plates were out of state....read as local jackpot!).

  • @yamatocannon4856
    @yamatocannon4856 4 года назад +11

    This guy has the best stories. More more more!!

  • @The1GWP
    @The1GWP 4 года назад +14

    Best channel EVA!

  • @makinwaves8147
    @makinwaves8147 4 года назад +1

    In the first 3 seconds all I see is Chris, that’s all I needed to click that like button... I love his stories, especially like most everyone else his dodge drug runner story!

  • @jimfisher9680
    @jimfisher9680 4 года назад +10

    the idea of a "bake sale" completely changed once I saw who was the guest lol

  • @danielkoontz6732
    @danielkoontz6732 4 года назад +7

    I love a good VINWiki story, but it is definitely few and far between that my jaw actually drops. He started talking about the judge not having paperwork and then no printer because of a bake sale... I said out loud, "oh my WORD." XD This guy is like if Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure was adapted for real life situations.

    • @ashp5406
      @ashp5406 4 года назад +3

      this is at par with I GOT LOT OF EVIDENCE ....Alex Roy This crazy trick could get you out of any speeding ticket ruclips.net/video/nXJY06QYGjo/видео.html

  • @jimmorrison306
    @jimmorrison306 3 года назад +1

    Christopher is the most likable and best story teller you got.

  • @aironiversen9214
    @aironiversen9214 4 года назад +4

    Love this guys stories!!! 😁 They always put a smile on my face!

  • @samuelmazda891
    @samuelmazda891 4 года назад +1

    My absolute FAVORITE stories come from Christopher. Appreciate VinWiki for allowing him to facilitate them through their platform

  • @knote4958
    @knote4958 4 года назад +9

    Vinwiki has gotta be the only channel with clickbait titles that are actually true

  • @danielo4915
    @danielo4915 4 года назад

    Christopher is a really great storyteller! He gives the right amount of detail and spares the extraneous stuff. He keeps my attention that way. He's a decent guy with some great car stories to share without trying to impress the listener with anything.

  • @somecolbyguy1833
    @somecolbyguy1833 4 года назад

    Chris has some of the best stories...and tells them very well. Always a pleasure to see him as a guest on this channel.

  • @msean624
    @msean624 3 года назад +1

    This guy is the best! Can't wait for more stories from him!!!

  • @johntaylor-lo8qx
    @johntaylor-lo8qx 3 года назад

    I could listen to Chris's amazing stories all day !!! Time after time, this guy knows how to tell a story. Love the channel, wish the shows were longer, but telling a story isn't about time. God Bless 🙏

  • @mertronael
    @mertronael 4 года назад +1

    I love it when this guy tells stories. He always has some good stuff to tell!

  • @RandyWillcox
    @RandyWillcox 4 года назад +3

    Ok, this is my new best vinwiki story! 😂😂😂😂😂😂 Unsurprisingly, his Destroying the wife's Porsche story is the one he just bumped.

  • @angrymater13la
    @angrymater13la 4 года назад +4

    Anytime Mr. Chris is telling a story it's gonna be a good and funny one lol

  • @jakewaters5563
    @jakewaters5563 4 года назад +1

    Always watch Christopher’s videos, usually the most entertaining and relatable stories

  • @Fayknol
    @Fayknol 4 года назад +40

    "I've driven a McLaren" vinwiki show a Ferrari

    • @christophermichaels
      @christophermichaels 4 года назад +18

      That was totally my fault. I supply the photos to Ed and Adriel and since I can’t find the photos from the McLaren, I sent an extra Ferrari photo instead. You have good eyes to notice!

    • @AnarchistMetalhead
      @AnarchistMetalhead 4 года назад +12

      @@christophermichaels next time photoshop a mclaren badge on a C8 and see how many responses you get ;)

  • @Black_Jesus3005
    @Black_Jesus3005 4 года назад +1

    One of the best story tellers. Thanks Chris and Ed 👍🏽

  • @TechMDYoutube
    @TechMDYoutube 3 года назад +1

    Wow that’s the best story I’ve heard on here so far. Been watching for years great videos

  • @TheRealMisterChopShop
    @TheRealMisterChopShop Год назад +1

    This guy’s stories are always great❤ the stories Chris

  • @craigreece1982
    @craigreece1982 4 года назад +2

    This guy is the fucking best! He could have had his own channel.

  • @johnnysouza5601
    @johnnysouza5601 4 года назад +4

    Love the Mexican Stig and Rabbits stories but I gotta say this guy is just as interesting. Definitely want to hear more from him.

  • @thieltech1
    @thieltech1 4 года назад +1

    this guys my favorite host by far !! absolute awesome character! along with his stories

  • @CrackedDisc
    @CrackedDisc 4 года назад

    This guy And Rob are the best story tellers by far! Always listen to em!!

  • @turdferg9703
    @turdferg9703 4 года назад +1

    I would never have this guys luck. Some people are just blessed.

  • @Alot2late
    @Alot2late 4 года назад +1

    The country guys always have the best stories on this channel.

  • @Whatthefk189
    @Whatthefk189 3 года назад

    Chris is a hero of mine. Just love the southern vibe and stories. He’s a beast

  • @HarrierDubois
    @HarrierDubois 3 года назад

    Very happy I found this channel, Im a Georgia native and love all the stories being told. Great video work as well.

  • @VampyrMygg
    @VampyrMygg 4 года назад +2

    This guy needs a RUclips channel, and all the content he would need is him telling stories, or even a Podcast.

  • @jimchik
    @jimchik 4 года назад +1

    AWESOME story!

  • @acm_1028
    @acm_1028 4 года назад +1

    Thank you for this story! Might be the best I've heard

  • @rrbigbird2
    @rrbigbird2 4 года назад

    This has become my go to channel, and Chris has the best stories.

  • @admiralbutterscotch5147
    @admiralbutterscotch5147 4 года назад +1

    Chris is my chaotic good angel on my shoulder.

  • @jaredlarson6769
    @jaredlarson6769 4 года назад +4

    Honestly, what a great story teller! Love his stories. He needs his own channel or if ya has one where do I find it?

  • @rhdbmw9361
    @rhdbmw9361 4 года назад

    Thats a hell of a story. Small theater play and a bake sale bailed him out of these crazy charges lol Keep the stories coming! 🤣👍

  • @tomhainsworth6342
    @tomhainsworth6342 4 года назад

    Christopher is the best story teller, so excited when i see a story from him

  • @rocketracingtv1897
    @rocketracingtv1897 4 года назад +1

    Excellent story and story telling. 👍👍

  • @jasonjavelin
    @jasonjavelin 4 года назад

    I literally can’t get enough of Christopher stories. I see him I upvote

  • @masterchief8855
    @masterchief8855 4 года назад +1

    Always awesome to hear Christopher's stories!

  • @teriyakikush6293
    @teriyakikush6293 4 года назад +26

    this guy runs cirlces against the other story tellers

  • @pittsguy7
    @pittsguy7 4 года назад +1

    Christopher is a very gifted storyteller. I’d love to go drinking with him and just sit there and listen.

  • @12martin12rojas
    @12martin12rojas 4 года назад +1

    I love the story telling, like a boy listening to his dad's days as a kid

  • @RossMalagarie
    @RossMalagarie 3 года назад +1

    Great story teller, always an awesome story, thank man

  • @CrippledMerc
    @CrippledMerc 4 года назад

    This guy is such a great story teller and he has some great stories. Seems like real cool dude that I’d enjoy having as a neighbor.

  • @marcellusp4069
    @marcellusp4069 3 года назад

    Definitely have Chris on more often because that was genuinely an awesome story.

  • @aukanmeister
    @aukanmeister Год назад

    The way this man tells stories, I'm on the edge of my seat the whole time!

  • @Toomsa-art
    @Toomsa-art 4 года назад +2

    Brilliant storytelling!

  • @RzKay223
    @RzKay223 4 года назад

    These stories are absolutely awesome. Love this guy.

  • @shaunspengler5857
    @shaunspengler5857 4 года назад +2

    Never a bad story when Christopher comes on

  • @mattbeckner2427
    @mattbeckner2427 4 года назад

    Christopher has some awesome stories,and his delivery is first rate.

  • @n8bolton
    @n8bolton 4 года назад

    This guy is a riot. Y'all always find some of the best story-tellers.

  • @Creating_Space
    @Creating_Space 4 года назад +3

    7:30 'wow, this is not lookin good' 😂

  • @Sie84yv
    @Sie84yv 4 года назад +1

    I had been ignoring this video because of the tittle, so when it came on automatically while my fingers where deep into a sandwich, I had no choice, but holy shit, one of the best and funiest stories ever! 🤣

  • @thomashelou
    @thomashelou 4 года назад +1

    Absolutely phenomenal story. Thank you

  • @iDriftish
    @iDriftish 4 года назад +1

    Love this guys stories, keep them coming!

  • @Mall-Nutrition
    @Mall-Nutrition 4 года назад +1

    I want more Christopher stories. Hope there’s always more

  • @kalik314
    @kalik314 4 года назад

    His stories are among the best, and the way he tells them too

  • @ishotztv2551
    @ishotztv2551 4 года назад +1

    Love listening to his stories while driving

  • @andyknight240
    @andyknight240 4 года назад +1

    This guy is my favorite story teller!

  • @mattandres8455
    @mattandres8455 4 года назад +1

    I freaken love listening to this guys stories

  • @todthebod
    @todthebod 4 года назад +1

    Love his story telling!

  • @CyberManny23
    @CyberManny23 3 года назад

    God knew you were speeding to go help someone my friend. Funny how things work out! Awesome story!

  • @rubeclayton8233
    @rubeclayton8233 Год назад

    Christopher Always Has The Best Stories...⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

  • @MiaFins
    @MiaFins 4 года назад +1

    This guy is great, hope they have him on more. Loved his mustang rental car story 😂

  • @shanehb
    @shanehb 4 года назад

    Great story! I love to hear stories from this guy. You can tell he's been around the block a couple of times. Hahaha! 65 in a 50. GOT EM! Hahaha!

  • @98integraGSR
    @98integraGSR 3 года назад

    This is awesome! I've got a pretty good "got out of a Reckless story". Car didn't get towed and I didn't go to jail because of a chain of wierd events, then on Court Day I came prepared with maps and three pages of calculations, and got my Reckless thrown out using CALCULUS!
    NO SHIT... I've still got copies of the handwritten math!

  • @somedudesdad3905
    @somedudesdad3905 4 года назад +2

    Fun story , didn’t see that coming , well done 👍

  • @paradoxsurvival
    @paradoxsurvival 4 года назад +1

    My favorite man back again!

  • @SuperKingDingo
    @SuperKingDingo 4 года назад

    One of the best speeding/ticket stories yet!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽

  • @carlosaircraftmechxnic2819
    @carlosaircraftmechxnic2819 4 года назад +1

    One of the best stories I have ever heard.

  • @mbgreite
    @mbgreite 4 года назад +6

    This one is up there with Kimmy's story.

  • @philmakris8507
    @philmakris8507 4 года назад +1

    CM is the best VinWiki presenter by far

  • @TGXB
    @TGXB 4 года назад

    His stories just get better!

  • @clintdavis9511
    @clintdavis9511 4 года назад +1

    I had a friend named Dave. He had like 7 DUIs, DORs, and had been declared a Motor Vehicle Habitual Offender. He knew he was going to jail for at least 11-29 at 75% (That is 9 months in TN) if he got caught driving.
    He drove everyday to work. He finally got pulled over in his 92 Ford F150/302/5spd that had some bolt ons and stupidly, cats only with no mufflers ( it sounded great!) He stopped. When the cop got out he floored that F150....in reverse, ramming the police car with a big ass Draw-Tite trailer hitch until he saw steam, meaning the cops radiator was busted. He drove off and got away but they had his license plate #, description of the truck, everything. They spotted him a few days later and after a high speed chase that ended when he totaled out the Ford, he went to jail and then prison on a long, long list of charges. When he got out on parole he moved into a local slumlords house. The slumlord owned about 20 rental houses and was also a Circuit Court judge.
    Dave got a job as a handyman "remodeling" these houses that weren't even up to codes. I helped him on some of these for cash. No permits were pulled, everything we did was sketchy and cheap. We drank beer and partied all day on these "jobs" The judge knew this dude didnt have a drivers license, insurance, or anything else. One day we got pulled over for rolling thru a stop sign. Dave went to jail for Driving on Revoked. The work van, an Ecoline now that had a tag off an RV and no title was impounded. They let me walk home.
    A couple of weeks later, Dave had his van back, was doing another job for Judge Slumlord and the charges just disappeared. Welcome to the good ole boy network.

  • @vladimirvladimirov7496
    @vladimirvladimirov7496 4 года назад

    One of the best stories I have ever heard on RUclips

  • @danieldolan6146
    @danieldolan6146 4 года назад +1

    Love this guy! And what a great story!

  • @t2rew
    @t2rew 4 года назад

    Always a good story from this guy. He is definitely living his life