Tomorrow will be our last "What Would You Buy?" video. This time it's money no object dream cars. We will do a premiere at 10 AM so you can chat with some of the panel participants as we release the video.
I dunno. I heard one yesterday that takes the cake. As the cop walked up, all he heard was a 6 year old screaming "OMG! IT'S COMING OUT OF MY BUTT!" so the cop stuck his head in the car to see what, was going on and the kid was sayin they were pooping and it was coming out. So after asking the dad how far they had to go til they got home, he let em go lol. As they drive off, the kid says...wow. I didnt think that would work. I saw it on RUclips daddy. 🤣 Yea, it thought it was pretty damn funny. Their version of the story was wayyyyy better than mine, though.
JC I have a similar story to that as well from when I was a kid. My mom who had just left a party and had drank a bit, not to say she was drunk but maybe just enough to get her in trouble. On the way home she sped just a few miles over the limit and was pulled over now she wasn’t worried about the ticket it was the fact she could get a dui. So the cop pulls up and ask my mom why she was speeding. She lied and said that she was heading to the hospital because i didn’t feel good. Now I was three at the time so I only know this story from what she told me. But three year old me squeaks from the back “yeah my tummy hurts”. The officer apologizes and says “ you know what my shifts almost over I’ll give ya and escort”. And then he took us to the hospital and I helped my mother avoid a ticket and a dui
I'll be honest, if a cop pulled me over and said "I'm charging you for superspeeding", I wouldn't be able to help myself from saying "In that case, the soup, please."
Chris, you are the best story teller ever in VINWIKI. Even my wife who was not watching this video got so involved that quit looking at shoes in her iPad just to hear you.
Reminds me of mine this last spring in my 2000 c5 dealing with michigan state police. Long story short. Saw me around 165 he didnt have his equipment on and I got down to 112 before he clocked me but I passed him in the low 80s on his dash cam. Due to covid he wasnt allowed to arrest me for it. Got my lawyer involved. Reduced to 11-15 over on the highway since that's what the dash cam showed. $180 fine.
I love Christopher's stories! Every one of them makes my day when I see them. Admittedly, when I read "Bake Sale" I figured it either had something to do with a church, a girl scout pack, or "getting baked". LOL. Great story again. Hope he fully appreciates how lucky he is. I got a Super Speeder in GA when I was only doing 82 on an expressway with others blowing past me (my plates were out of state....read as local jackpot!).
In the first 3 seconds all I see is Chris, that’s all I needed to click that like button... I love his stories, especially like most everyone else his dodge drug runner story!
I love a good VINWiki story, but it is definitely few and far between that my jaw actually drops. He started talking about the judge not having paperwork and then no printer because of a bake sale... I said out loud, "oh my WORD." XD This guy is like if Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure was adapted for real life situations.
this is at par with I GOT LOT OF EVIDENCE ....Alex Roy This crazy trick could get you out of any speeding ticket ruclips.net/video/nXJY06QYGjo/видео.html
Christopher is a really great storyteller! He gives the right amount of detail and spares the extraneous stuff. He keeps my attention that way. He's a decent guy with some great car stories to share without trying to impress the listener with anything.
I could listen to Chris's amazing stories all day !!! Time after time, this guy knows how to tell a story. Love the channel, wish the shows were longer, but telling a story isn't about time. God Bless 🙏
That was totally my fault. I supply the photos to Ed and Adriel and since I can’t find the photos from the McLaren, I sent an extra Ferrari photo instead. You have good eyes to notice!
I had been ignoring this video because of the tittle, so when it came on automatically while my fingers where deep into a sandwich, I had no choice, but holy shit, one of the best and funiest stories ever! 🤣
This is awesome! I've got a pretty good "got out of a Reckless story". Car didn't get towed and I didn't go to jail because of a chain of wierd events, then on Court Day I came prepared with maps and three pages of calculations, and got my Reckless thrown out using CALCULUS! NO SHIT... I've still got copies of the handwritten math!
I had a friend named Dave. He had like 7 DUIs, DORs, and had been declared a Motor Vehicle Habitual Offender. He knew he was going to jail for at least 11-29 at 75% (That is 9 months in TN) if he got caught driving. He drove everyday to work. He finally got pulled over in his 92 Ford F150/302/5spd that had some bolt ons and stupidly, cats only with no mufflers ( it sounded great!) He stopped. When the cop got out he floored that F150....in reverse, ramming the police car with a big ass Draw-Tite trailer hitch until he saw steam, meaning the cops radiator was busted. He drove off and got away but they had his license plate #, description of the truck, everything. They spotted him a few days later and after a high speed chase that ended when he totaled out the Ford, he went to jail and then prison on a long, long list of charges. When he got out on parole he moved into a local slumlords house. The slumlord owned about 20 rental houses and was also a Circuit Court judge. Dave got a job as a handyman "remodeling" these houses that weren't even up to codes. I helped him on some of these for cash. No permits were pulled, everything we did was sketchy and cheap. We drank beer and partied all day on these "jobs" The judge knew this dude didnt have a drivers license, insurance, or anything else. One day we got pulled over for rolling thru a stop sign. Dave went to jail for Driving on Revoked. The work van, an Ecoline now that had a tag off an RV and no title was impounded. They let me walk home. A couple of weeks later, Dave had his van back, was doing another job for Judge Slumlord and the charges just disappeared. Welcome to the good ole boy network.
Tomorrow will be our last "What Would You Buy?" video. This time it's money no object dream cars. We will do a premiere at 10 AM so you can chat with some of the panel participants as we release the video.
We love you ed
oh boy
10 AM in what time zone?
Eastern Time
@@VINwiki ty
Any Christopher story is a good story. GOTTA love this guy.
No. He needs to fuck off. I want rabbit.
@Amazonbasics keyboard lets be honest, almost all the stories are awesome
Hell yeah
Very true
Yes the way he leaves you on the edge of your seat is great
If this is true, this just might be the best "getting out of a ticket" story I've heard on this channel
I dunno. I heard one yesterday that takes the cake. As the cop walked up, all he heard was a 6 year old screaming "OMG! IT'S COMING OUT OF MY BUTT!" so the cop stuck his head in the car to see what, was going on and the kid was sayin they were pooping and it was coming out. So after asking the dad how far they had to go til they got home, he let em go lol.
As they drive off, the kid says...wow. I didnt think that would work. I saw it on RUclips daddy. 🤣
Yea, it thought it was pretty damn funny. Their version of the story was wayyyyy better than mine, though.
@@JC-11111 Yeah, don't think you are getting a VinWiki video for that one
JC I have a similar story to that as well from when I was a kid. My mom who had just left a party and had drank a bit, not to say she was drunk but maybe just enough to get her in trouble. On the way home she sped just a few miles over the limit and was pulled over now she wasn’t worried about the ticket it was the fact she could get a dui. So the cop pulls up and ask my mom why she was speeding. She lied and said that she was heading to the hospital because i didn’t feel good. Now I was three at the time so I only know this story from what she told me. But three year old me squeaks from the back “yeah my tummy hurts”. The officer apologizes and says “ you know what my shifts almost over I’ll give ya and escort”. And then he took us to the hospital and I helped my mother avoid a ticket and a dui
"Your Honor, I have ALOT of evidence"..
I'll be honest, if a cop pulled me over and said "I'm charging you for superspeeding", I wouldn't be able to help myself from saying "In that case, the soup, please."
What if over 200mph was SuperDuperSpeeding
@@El_Chompo Then I'll take the dupe and be on my way, thank you
If someone charges me with superspeeding I am claiming to be Rob Spaghetti.
This guy has the best "you gotta be shittin me" stories of the channel
And he tells them so well that you can't tell if he is shitting you or not.
A Christopher story without drugs or shady people feels weird, but I'm not complaining, entertaining as always.
There was still mention of drugs at least 4 times despite it not being a relevant part of the story...Good ol' Chris lol
The Ticket Clinic wouldn't have needed the bake sale to help.
Thank you for clearing that up.
I hope they don't need a bake sale to make money..... lolz.
Can the ticket clinic can turn wreckless and triple the speed limit into a 15 over?
Sounds like the ticket clinic can turn homicide into assault. I’d give it a shot lol
This guy has never had a boring day in his life
This guy might look like he's out of the 80s and landed headfirst into a tackle box but he's a great storyteller!!!!! The DEA truck story was epic!!!!
love that TRUMP 🤣 🤣
"Headfirst into a tackle box"
I'm definitely stealing that line LOL
“pretty sure I was going about 87 mph more than that”
Oh, what a glorious day. When I see that nose ring, I know I am in for a good story.
Chris, you are the best story teller ever in VINWIKI. Even my wife who was not watching this video got so involved that quit looking at shoes in her iPad just to hear you.
Them: "What did you blow?"
Me: "Your sister!"
Pfft. That one took me a second.
Joe Nobody you need some help 😂 💯
Them: "What did you blow?"
Me: "You've got it backwards, she blew me!"
And then they'd probably think you solicited sex.
Reminds me of mine this last spring in my 2000 c5 dealing with michigan state police.
Long story short. Saw me around 165 he didnt have his equipment on and I got down to 112 before he clocked me but I passed him in the low 80s on his dash cam. Due to covid he wasnt allowed to arrest me for it. Got my lawyer involved. Reduced to 11-15 over on the highway since that's what the dash cam showed. $180 fine.
As someone who also lives in Michigan, that’s epic lol
I got a 115 in a 45. Cop couldn't believe a 77 MC would go that fast. He knocked it down to like 60mph in a 45. $75 fine in 1988.
@Carl 3 but yes.
I absolutely love Christopher’s stories, he’s up there with Ed and Rabbit for me. Always enjoyable and amazing
He has a good voice for it too.
I love a good "getting out of a ticket" story
Could you imagine this guy showing up to your defensive driving class? Holy shit nothing would get done, we'd all just be listening to rad stories.
Now imagine him TEACHING the class. Everyone would get an A+ and come back after their day in court to hear more.
“I was in that play”-> “Really?!” That lime killed me.
Chris is so down to earth and cool I'm thinking about growing some mutton chops
This guy is my favorite human on the planet, I need all of his stories.
Love Christopher's stories, you just know he's one of those guys that you could just chat to for hours at the bar.
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I love Christopher's stories! Every one of them makes my day when I see them. Admittedly, when I read "Bake Sale" I figured it either had something to do with a church, a girl scout pack, or "getting baked". LOL. Great story again. Hope he fully appreciates how lucky he is. I got a Super Speeder in GA when I was only doing 82 on an expressway with others blowing past me (my plates were out of state....read as local jackpot!).
This guy has the best stories. More more more!!
Best channel EVA!
In the first 3 seconds all I see is Chris, that’s all I needed to click that like button... I love his stories, especially like most everyone else his dodge drug runner story!
the idea of a "bake sale" completely changed once I saw who was the guest lol
I love a good VINWiki story, but it is definitely few and far between that my jaw actually drops. He started talking about the judge not having paperwork and then no printer because of a bake sale... I said out loud, "oh my WORD." XD This guy is like if Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure was adapted for real life situations.
this is at par with I GOT LOT OF EVIDENCE ....Alex Roy This crazy trick could get you out of any speeding ticket ruclips.net/video/nXJY06QYGjo/видео.html
Christopher is the most likable and best story teller you got.
Love this guys stories!!! 😁 They always put a smile on my face!
My absolute FAVORITE stories come from Christopher. Appreciate VinWiki for allowing him to facilitate them through their platform
Vinwiki has gotta be the only channel with clickbait titles that are actually true
Christopher is a really great storyteller! He gives the right amount of detail and spares the extraneous stuff. He keeps my attention that way. He's a decent guy with some great car stories to share without trying to impress the listener with anything.
Chris has some of the best stories...and tells them very well. Always a pleasure to see him as a guest on this channel.
This guy is the best! Can't wait for more stories from him!!!
I could listen to Chris's amazing stories all day !!! Time after time, this guy knows how to tell a story. Love the channel, wish the shows were longer, but telling a story isn't about time. God Bless 🙏
I love it when this guy tells stories. He always has some good stuff to tell!
Ok, this is my new best vinwiki story! 😂😂😂😂😂😂 Unsurprisingly, his Destroying the wife's Porsche story is the one he just bumped.
Anytime Mr. Chris is telling a story it's gonna be a good and funny one lol
Always watch Christopher’s videos, usually the most entertaining and relatable stories
"I've driven a McLaren" vinwiki show a Ferrari
That was totally my fault. I supply the photos to Ed and Adriel and since I can’t find the photos from the McLaren, I sent an extra Ferrari photo instead. You have good eyes to notice!
@@christophermichaels next time photoshop a mclaren badge on a C8 and see how many responses you get ;)
One of the best story tellers. Thanks Chris and Ed 👍🏽
Wow that’s the best story I’ve heard on here so far. Been watching for years great videos
This guy’s stories are always great❤ the stories Chris
This guy is the fucking best! He could have had his own channel.
Love the Mexican Stig and Rabbits stories but I gotta say this guy is just as interesting. Definitely want to hear more from him.
this guys my favorite host by far !! absolute awesome character! along with his stories
This guy And Rob are the best story tellers by far! Always listen to em!!
I would never have this guys luck. Some people are just blessed.
The country guys always have the best stories on this channel.
Chris is a hero of mine. Just love the southern vibe and stories. He’s a beast
Thank you John!
Very happy I found this channel, Im a Georgia native and love all the stories being told. Great video work as well.
This guy needs a RUclips channel, and all the content he would need is him telling stories, or even a Podcast.
AWESOME story!
Thank you for this story! Might be the best I've heard
This has become my go to channel, and Chris has the best stories.
Chris is my chaotic good angel on my shoulder.
Honestly, what a great story teller! Love his stories. He needs his own channel or if ya has one where do I find it?
Thats a hell of a story. Small theater play and a bake sale bailed him out of these crazy charges lol Keep the stories coming! 🤣👍
Christopher is the best story teller, so excited when i see a story from him
Excellent story and story telling. 👍👍
I literally can’t get enough of Christopher stories. I see him I upvote
Always awesome to hear Christopher's stories!
this guy runs cirlces against the other story tellers
Christopher is a very gifted storyteller. I’d love to go drinking with him and just sit there and listen.
I love the story telling, like a boy listening to his dad's days as a kid
Great story teller, always an awesome story, thank man
This guy is such a great story teller and he has some great stories. Seems like real cool dude that I’d enjoy having as a neighbor.
Definitely have Chris on more often because that was genuinely an awesome story.
The way this man tells stories, I'm on the edge of my seat the whole time!
Brilliant storytelling!
These stories are absolutely awesome. Love this guy.
Never a bad story when Christopher comes on
Christopher has some awesome stories,and his delivery is first rate.
This guy is a riot. Y'all always find some of the best story-tellers.
7:30 'wow, this is not lookin good' 😂
I had been ignoring this video because of the tittle, so when it came on automatically while my fingers where deep into a sandwich, I had no choice, but holy shit, one of the best and funiest stories ever! 🤣
Absolutely phenomenal story. Thank you
Love this guys stories, keep them coming!
I want more Christopher stories. Hope there’s always more
His stories are among the best, and the way he tells them too
Love listening to his stories while driving
This guy is my favorite story teller!
I freaken love listening to this guys stories
Love his story telling!
God knew you were speeding to go help someone my friend. Funny how things work out! Awesome story!
Christopher Always Has The Best Stories...⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
This guy is great, hope they have him on more. Loved his mustang rental car story 😂
Great story! I love to hear stories from this guy. You can tell he's been around the block a couple of times. Hahaha! 65 in a 50. GOT EM! Hahaha!
This is awesome! I've got a pretty good "got out of a Reckless story". Car didn't get towed and I didn't go to jail because of a chain of wierd events, then on Court Day I came prepared with maps and three pages of calculations, and got my Reckless thrown out using CALCULUS!
NO SHIT... I've still got copies of the handwritten math!
Fun story , didn’t see that coming , well done 👍
My favorite man back again!
One of the best speeding/ticket stories yet!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽
One of the best stories I have ever heard.
This one is up there with Kimmy's story.
CM is the best VinWiki presenter by far
His stories just get better!
I had a friend named Dave. He had like 7 DUIs, DORs, and had been declared a Motor Vehicle Habitual Offender. He knew he was going to jail for at least 11-29 at 75% (That is 9 months in TN) if he got caught driving.
He drove everyday to work. He finally got pulled over in his 92 Ford F150/302/5spd that had some bolt ons and stupidly, cats only with no mufflers ( it sounded great!) He stopped. When the cop got out he floored that F150....in reverse, ramming the police car with a big ass Draw-Tite trailer hitch until he saw steam, meaning the cops radiator was busted. He drove off and got away but they had his license plate #, description of the truck, everything. They spotted him a few days later and after a high speed chase that ended when he totaled out the Ford, he went to jail and then prison on a long, long list of charges. When he got out on parole he moved into a local slumlords house. The slumlord owned about 20 rental houses and was also a Circuit Court judge.
Dave got a job as a handyman "remodeling" these houses that weren't even up to codes. I helped him on some of these for cash. No permits were pulled, everything we did was sketchy and cheap. We drank beer and partied all day on these "jobs" The judge knew this dude didnt have a drivers license, insurance, or anything else. One day we got pulled over for rolling thru a stop sign. Dave went to jail for Driving on Revoked. The work van, an Ecoline now that had a tag off an RV and no title was impounded. They let me walk home.
A couple of weeks later, Dave had his van back, was doing another job for Judge Slumlord and the charges just disappeared. Welcome to the good ole boy network.
One of the best stories I have ever heard on RUclips
Love this guy! And what a great story!
Always a good story from this guy. He is definitely living his life