I lost 10 pounds the week after I started juicing. Every time I craved processed foods and sugar I just made juice instead. Worked great. I highly suggest it.
So glad you guys did another video with John! Honestly loved the other video - such a diverse and interesting character. Please do more videos with him if possible 😁
Laura P, Ha, ha, ha! I think that's his next book, "Diets are for jerk-offs" Glad to see John living so well. I need to take a page. Cro-mags continue to be one of my favorite hardcore bands. Aren't new yorkers naturally funny?!
Abdullah Ahmed Not musically, Personality wise. From the same place, Booth foodies, same personality and accent. Chill kid, music is all personal preference to.
Abdullah Ahmed but bruh....beastie boys used to fill in for cro-mags and other hardcore punk outfits back in the day. you could also blame them for turning alt and indie kids into hip hop fans.
I love the host for this. John is hilarious and manages to convey some very important information in a way that is easily digestable and not as monotonous as other health food shows.
this guy is super charismatic and entertaining. I just want him to have his own show, telling us how to make healthy food vs these soft voiced fake smiling peeps you see everywhere (that annoy the fuck out of me) this guy is like "dude this will help you out to run iron mans" fuck yeah give me this guy to tell me how to make a salad and start off his vids on how he shanks people with his kitchen supplies, I need this
Thank you so much for this John Joseph,he's the best, I've been juicing and making smoothies as well, it has really made difference on my health and my skin.
I swear that everytime I watch John Joseph, I stare in bewilderment. I will buy whatever shit he preaches. Like really, since I turned to plant based diet my run improves a looottt like who would have thought that. I used to think I'm not gonna get enough protein to recover my body goes like "uh nah we like all these veggies you digest everyday. We are pumped for more runs!"
Could you make us a list of the things you used and where you found them? Most things (like Maca) I find on Amazon, but there's some things I've never heard of.
Quality of life, "I gurantee that bitch wasn't doing no ironman, walking up stairs.." LOL, dead.
he is right.
“I guarantee that bit** wasn’t doing Iron Mans...” lol
Ive seen this video 500 times that line still makes me laugh.
@@wittvonwitt4403 haha same
"Diets are for jerk-offs" Genius
JOHN JOSEPH NEEDS TO STAR IN A VEGAN COOIKING SHOW, UNCENSORED, ON THE FOOD NETWORK!!!
on viceland
PIZZA PARTY that's ezzactly what I was thinking
Omg YES!!
John Joseph needs his own show pronto
Fax
When I clicked on this video, was NOT expecting this guy, like at all.
But Im going to get up right now and make a smoothie though.
R. Oxley This guy is a stone cold badass. You should check out his music.
Yo, how did the smoothie taste
John Joseph is a fucking boss. He is 53..
***** Yaaass haha
Weird, Wikipedia says he is 139
Earthling Lucy 56
53 cm ?
Lepi Cvetko no 53 years old. he does triathlons too.
I lost 10 pounds the week after I started juicing. Every time I craved processed foods and sugar I just made juice instead. Worked great. I highly suggest it.
+EliHenryFilms great advice
I lost 20 pounds the week after I started eating nothing but meat and water. Things work.
That is literally just the same as dieting through calorie restriction. Nothing special.
EliHenryFilms the juice would be full of sugar
Science says the juice diet is bullshit
"I used to use these to stab people on the lower east side hahaha" hahahaha is it weird how that line made me laugh?
That's a joke...but not really
+Borislav Hristov he was a straight edge kid he didn't stab nobody ever
+batboy No he wasn't. He used to live in squats and sell drugs. Straight edge probably wasnt even a thing when he was young.
No he was a bad ass thug kid.
batboy Nah, if you want his biography iron man video he tells his story
I first saw this 7 years ago and I swear that first line still pops in my head at least once a week.
So glad you guys did another video with John! Honestly loved the other video - such a diverse and interesting character. Please do more videos with him if possible 😁
Someone needs to make "This fucking yo yo bullshit. Diets are for jerk-offs" into a meme.
Laura P,
Ha, ha, ha! I think that's his next book, "Diets are for jerk-offs" Glad to see John living so well. I need to take a page. Cro-mags continue to be one of my favorite hardcore bands.
Aren't new yorkers naturally funny?!
Brutally honest and raw! Love it!!!!
I'll remember what he said about the number 9 and organic apples. This dude has a lot of good advice.
Definitely related to A. Bronson... this guy is funny as hell
Abdullah Ahmed
Not musically, Personality wise. From the same place, Booth foodies, same personality and accent. Chill kid, music is all personal preference to.
Abdullah Ahmed ''Real music''? Jesus Christ you're an idiot
Abdullah Ahmed but bruh....beastie boys used to fill in for cro-mags and other hardcore punk outfits back in the day. you could also blame them for turning alt and indie kids into hip hop fans.
it's called being from NEW YORK, jerk owf
he's from New York asshole
I love the host for this. John is hilarious and manages to convey some very important information in a way that is easily digestable and not as monotonous as other health food shows.
this guy is super charismatic and entertaining. I just want him to have his own show, telling us how to make healthy food vs these soft voiced fake smiling peeps you see everywhere (that annoy the fuck out of me) this guy is like "dude this will help you out to run iron mans" fuck yeah give me this guy to tell me how to make a salad and start off his vids on how he shanks people with his kitchen supplies, I need this
I agree, what a legend!❤💫
Maca is for the Cocka
john joseph aka our lord and savior
"Maca is for the cocka"
THE most entertaining and engaging yet factual video on #juicing & #smoothies EVER! Thanks and well done on the new site! #BadAss!
This guy is so honest and real! He rocks!
"i guarantee you that bitch wasn't doing iron mans."
I love what you're doing, I've been down the same road, now I've turned my life around too. You're such an inspiration, a hero. Love you bro!
If there was ever a person to sell me on a plant based diet it’s this man. Plus, I’m a big Cro-Mag fan
"Diets are for jerk offs!" Fucking right! This is the BEST video ever on juicing and smoothies! Please make a cooking show starring John Joseph. : )
dude I am so glad i found this ,JJ is great
I love people who keep it 100
"if you cant pronounce shit on the label, you shouldnt be eatin it!" HAHA! HOLY SHIT THIS GUYS HILARIOUS
Munchies needs to feature Jon in more videos
Gosh I love this man.
i love this guy he's hilarious and real!!!
Thank you so much for this John Joseph,he's the best, I've been juicing and making smoothies as well, it has really made difference on my health and my skin.
I felt healthier just watching this ha.
I swear that everytime I watch John Joseph, I stare in bewilderment. I will buy whatever shit he preaches. Like really, since I turned to plant based diet my run improves a looottt like who would have thought that. I used to think I'm not gonna get enough protein to recover my body goes like "uh nah we like all these veggies you digest everyday. We are pumped for more runs!"
"Broccoli... prostate, amazing for that"
this guy is great. you should feature fewer hipsters and more guys like this.
best juicing video of all time
MORE JOHN JOSEPH ON MUNCHIES !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PLEASE
Truth Bombs by John Joseph and he's still doing it. I literally cried laughing!! This guy is the real deal, love him!!
this guy is
freaking
amazing.
give this dude his own show... funny as hell and knows his shit.
Love John to bits but you ain't right about juice fasts, they are life-changing 🙏🏾💚
Omg lmao " I guarantee you that bitch wasnt doing iron mans" 😂
I hit the Subscribe button within 30 seconds. Dudes dope!
Getting a high speed blender really makes a difference when trying to crush nuts and some hard vegetables. It also make tastier blends.
John Joseph went beast mode. As usual... fucking savage
Could you make us a list of the things you used and where you found them? Most things (like Maca) I find on Amazon, but there's some things I've never heard of.
Jayme Stephens maca? You ain't got no cocka
@@generalactivity5556 anyone can have big dick energy
a lot of great tips and this guys is funny!!
This man I like the fun uncle we all wish we had
Beautiful. I love his attitude!!!
informative and funny as hell! john Joseph is the man! CRO-MAGS!
Someone needs to give this dude a cooking show, or any type of show.
THANK YOU FOR THIS!
Nice video
Dude u r the real shit! Seriously, I NEED the recipe of those !
I love you videos; bro. Keep up the good work!
Man good shit, real advice and funny as hell too.
First 10 seconds are hilarious, I watched it for third time 🤣
John Joseph is too funny. That ladies and gentlemen is a real New Yorker.
immposible to find all these things together for the smoothie
WHERE CAN I BUY THAT SHIRT
Best video on the net!!
the best preacers are the non-speaking preachers.
Shut it.
i love this man so damn much
MORE JOHN JOSEPH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I clicked on this video just for John
What a gem
nice. down to the point
lol I love this guy! We need more videos from him.
Love the dude. Keeping it real!
+Max Czapski That t-shirt is awesome!
Im gonna buy all those ingredients seriously
I love this guy, he's hilarious xD
This guy... fuckin awesome!
I love this guy
Love me some exploding hemorrhoids and walking up stairs.
Every time i watch this man i feel like crap because of my shity diet 😆
LOL! Sign him up! He needs a gig on the Food Network!
He is just awesome.
Can't even say how many times I've watched this video.
Top shelf stuff here
That... Was funny.... And informative.
John Joseph is the man!
more videos like this in general please
Love this guy!!! Plant peace plant power eat Plants!!
I'll eat the bushes out your yard boy
where can i get his juicer? What brand is it and any other advice on a good juicer that wont break the bank
The ninja is really good its what I use .
isnt that a blender not a juicer?
Yuyang Long yes the ninja is a blender not a juicer.
It's called a slow juicer. Hurom is a good brand.
this guy is awesome
I know they’re supposedly not on good terms, and Johns awesome, but Harley Flanagan’s impression of him is Hilarious
John......what exact juicers are you using in this video please....best wishes to you!!
this guy is a GENIUS!!!!!
I get the point of juicing but I do smoothies because I don't want to have to take 20 lbs of veggies and fruit to maybe get one cup of juice.
The look on johns face when he drank the smoothie was not selling me on all that shit he put in it.
Respect the REAL CRO MAGS PEOPLE!!! :)
Brilliant. I love this guy!
this guy knows absolutely what he does! His acting may look weird but you can fockin' trust him ;) no shit sherlock!
this dude is fukn hilarious!! "protein, protein. where do u get your Protein? cthu
What a legend!
the man
JOHN JOSEPH IS AN INSPIRATION 😎👍
"Maca is for the cocka"
Oh yeah baby! 😂