Best of Army WTF Moments!
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- Опубликовано: 12 авг 2016
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Honestly the last thing I'd want to hear from a soldier is "I dropped my grenade.... somewhere over there"
Daan K ik because he could have easily killed a teamate
Ever pull the pin from a grenade? It's not going to accidentally go off.
@Tharp1994 dummy grenades still blow up
YOU DID WHAT PRIVATE!!!...DID YOU DROP OFF YOUR RESEGNATION LETTER TOO?
If you didn't drop the grenade then why would it be directed towards you, you answered your own question right? 😂🤣 I dont like drama and that's what you want so you have a good one sir/mam hahah
"If you call me Sergant again I will destroy you" xDD
You know you’re fucked when the DS is talking, not yelling.
Jim Hawking and it scares the shit out of you because you know......
@@JimHawking- he probably got away with that excuse tho he definetly lost respect.
@Box Of yeet sergeant.
Or, in this instance, "I was performing PMCS on my eyelids, ensuring there were no leaks, Drill Sergeant!".
He got caught slipping
"Sir, reporting 5 dead and 12 wounded, we need reinforcements"
"Theres enemy fire at the LZ?"
"We arent at the LZ yet Sir"
Timestamp?
Famous last words as a dumb ass.... My eyes were closed but I wasn't sleeping drill sergeant.
"I had my eye's closed but was not sleeping Drill Sargent"... That private was murdered after that.
Sergeant*
Some say hes still running to this day
Not to mention he was snoring!!! 🤣🤣
Yes yes he was
He made the mistake of standing out.
you know your in hell when you get woken up by you DS in field training
psp is better
Fall Caribou I hope your joking
InquisitorEkim lmao
I can't stop laughing at this. The poor kid is slowly waking up realising the hell-fire that is about to ensue. Pretty scary seeing a soldier sleeping on post though.
And worse lies after the ds gave him 2 outs
3:25 the privates are hiting eachother in the nuts and the Sargent is just siting at his desk doing paperwork hahaha
Alion In tights What's more is that the guy bumped the desk, the Sargent looked, and didn't give a single shit lol
One of the guys partaking was a Sgt.
hes probably doing section 8 forms for this lot
He don't care is not his nuts lol 😂😂
Well that’s why they are ranked private
I surprised nobody said that
The army is like that rich kid in school that always has the new toys and breaks them and laughs lol
because the only way to get new shit is to break the old stuff many of our M2 machine guns date back to world war 2 and one of my friends was once issued a M16a1 from the Vietnam war... most of the funding goes to the Navy and Airforce...
pandaland1 nice one 😁
@@happyjohn354 i hadba ww2 mod deuce. Fell off the back of a truck and threw that shit to the ground so it wouldn't fuck my face up. The fucking timing was still fine. Ended upnwoth knee surgery from that 2 years of running on it later
Lol righ?
We never get new stuff..u must be thinking about the bluebirds
"I dwopped my gwnade ova der somwye" died in the first video lol
Drew Sherk I knowx) he just looked up like a sad dog
Seananigans he was thinking, damn i fucked up bad
If you look close you can see the exact moment shit touched cloth. Dummy is beyond fucked.
Drew Sherk he had that dissapointed face lmao
@Mustard Fart fuck you
5:36 When Drill Sgt. is calm, you know you fucked up big time!
He. Is. Fucked.
lol
i wasn't asleep sgt! really? personally i was wondering if he was playing dead.
LOL
Jean-Luc Martel The new combat tactic
A moment of silence for those three fallen Humvees :)
Three murdered Hummers. The NCO responsible didn't have a very long career, as he intentionally sabotaged the load so that they'd fall. Something about willful destruction of US government property.
Lukas Holy hums amazing grace*
@@spvillano dude the whole chain of command had short careers!
A moment of silence for those dudes' nads lol
Drill Instructor:Where do you want to eat
Girlfriend:Ummmm
Drill Instructor: SAY SOMETHING RESPOOOND
SCREAM AYE SIR!!!
You mean Drill Sargent?
So, how'd training go today? Uh, we dropped 3 Humvees straight out of a plane to their demise. Job well done.
Taxpayers pay for those humvees, only to have them dropped from airplanes and destroyed? Makes me mad!
@@johnw2026 If it provides any consolation the parachute rigger that botched that was reduced to private, dishonorably discharged and more than likely was charged for some of the damages. As a paratrooper the last person you want packing your chute is a person that thinks sabotaging equipment is funny.
@@M3t4l-J4w I'm glad that person was punished, and i agree, if i was jumping out of planes (which you couldn't pay me enough to do), i'd want all my equipment working properly. Thanks for the insight.
@@johnw2026 you know people in the military still pay taxes.
@@kyle6920 yes, and when this kinda stuff happens, they should be the most ticked off about it, because its not just their tax money down the drain, but also the tools of their trade.
@5:03 The first word out of that Private's mouth should've been "Amen"......
friendofcoal I know right
ROFL still wouldnt have saved him cause DS got his weapon. xD
I know right !! This guy got smoked to death !!! Edit .Honsetly he may be dead lmao plus DS had his weapon like some one else said . And he lied fucking smoked !!hah
Hahahaha if only I could think that fast
@@micheals766 This is why you sleep with your sling still around your body so you get woken up if someone tries to take your gun. 200 IQ moves.
"Do we need to call that up?" Well you just lost 3 humvees costing in the ballpark of $300,000... no don't call it up no one needs to know... just tell the motor pool Sargent they were like that when you got them
Nathan Bradley he meant the fire, nothing can be done for those humvees. And they only drop the old pos humvees.
No need to call it in. That's definitely operator level...
Signed,
Every Mechanic Ever.
Know you just blame it on the Air Force load master.LOL
@@RC-ds5hv actually, it was the staff sergeant that was howling with laughter, he had videoed himself cutting the load straps.
Did time and was given a dishonorable discharge.
@@spvillano no shit , hope it was worth it to him.
i dwopped my gwenade owver there somwhere
That was just sad. I shudder to think what that poor kid's ASBAV scores look like.
😂
MPs its always MPs
Our OC wasn't a controlled item. yes I sprayed my buddies.
Derek Serraino cartridges off and dry stuns for days lol. oc on the wiper cowl where the ac/heat takes air in is also priceless
lol... I've heard that before...
MFW I graduated BCT on March 30 as an MP... I already love my mos!
Ian Gaming mps lead the way. We are the standard! 🇺🇸
"one more time" had me laughing in the middle of class
loved how he laid his weapon in the dirt too
5:27...I love how his hands are still in the ready-trigger position even though his rifle has fallen over! "My eyes were closed but I wasn't sleeping."
5:03 Legend has it this guy is still in front leaning rest position
Wow, how bad do you screw up to get an amphibious vic flooded and stuck?
You dont have to screw up, you just need to be a Marine :P
It's called interservice rivalry, kid.
Average unit cost appears to be about ~$2m each for a LAV-25.
And I'm pretty sure it'll be recovered, if nothing else for something to turn in as a loss.
too heavy
1steelcobra There was a certain plug they forgot to plug on the bottom of the lav. I don't remember what for but I'm pretty sure that's why
Oml he hit the fist sergeant😂 that guys gonna push😂
Kirkland DeLaune I wonder what ever happened to that gentleman.... Rip mystery soldier
Brian W haha yeah probably. I think PT till your dead is to easy. He got something more elaborate
I once had an Officer enter a range me and another guy were guarding, it was hot. He told me I didn't have enough authority to keep him from entering, I told him I had the authority of the Staff Sergeant who told me nobody is to enter, and if we were at war I would shoot him.
Latter that day he came by and apologized to me, I bet he got in trouble for that. He is lucky I didn't give him a butt stroke to the head, and I did think about it too.
I was told under no circumstances was anyone to enter, anyone. He put me in a bad spot.
Some say that poor private is still policing the parking lot to this day.
On a quiet night, when the moon is bright, you might still hear him calling from the abyss: "You alright, 1st Sergeant?"
Richard VanGelder what the fuck are you talking about? Go eat some crayons that is if your even a Marine or in the military. Fucking armchair warrior
3:25 guy at the desk is like I'm just doing my paper work
Well, in his shoes, "Well, they ain't *my* nuts"!
1:08 Some people say he's still doing push-ups to this day...
And if anyone has any information about the whereabouts of this private please call 1800 IDG AFU@#!!
Lmfao
@@neonickhaos4811 actually, he didn't, the 1st sgt knew it was his fault for standing there, and he owned up to that.
3:15 see that rebar sticking out? That dude could have fucking died.
AttentionJunkie but he got'em though
All of these fails are on Hillary C. private server. Thats what is going on here. So that is why the vehicles crashed on the drop zone
That's what I was thinking lol
AttentionJunkie no
"hey do we need to call that up?"
i was there when that crap happend and it was just as funny for me to watch it again from my computer lol
Vaylen Roman i bet a few riggers had some explaining to do lol
got any pics
no becuase they had been doing drops all week so it was not anything cool. also it was not our units problem lol so i had to go back to doing other shit lol
Jason Lowe
‘Nah, fuck it. It’s Miller time!’
The guy who threw the shell at his first sergeant had me dead 😂
DS: Did you just lie to me?
Private: No, Sergeant.
Your fate is sealed!
"Drill Seargent, I dropped my grenade somewhere over there." Holy shit. I think the Drill Seargent was struck silent because of how stupid he was.
5:10 never ever lie to your drill sergeant. Cause whether you keep on making excuses or not you are going to get smoked.
One thing you learn very early on is when you’re being asked a question, they already know the answer.
I hope the sleeping cadet stuck to his story. The instructor is going to PT the hell out of him, but it will be worse if he changes his story.
in basic i think i did so many pushups i pushed ft sill farther south in 1979
they are drill sergeants , you dont call anything else, sir sergeant, d.i. are marines he'd smoke him for the insult
The North Korean military have watched this and decided that they have nothing to fear lol
No, they have everything to fear. Unpredictability is scary.
PsyOps ftw.
Ken Roberts on the contrary my friend, we hurt ourselves for fun.
"We are good and stuck."
Yep. That's gonna suck for a while.
TheMilitantHorse can someone explain to me why they drove a tank into a mud lake??
@@name-wq8qj they probably thought it was shallow enough to go through
@@name-wq8qj Its an M2 Bradley which are all able to equip kits that make them amphibious. Sometimes they don't work.
@@PugilistCactus looks more like an LAV-25, which are supposed to be amphibious... Would love to know the story behind this one!
what is it with MP'S AND NUT SHOTS
Cameron Cash They have nothing else to do lol
Cameron Cash guys just do that
army boys and girls are stupid.
We just love nut shots
POG pride. Lol
7:59 when you call your emergency air drop on mw2 and it lands out of bounds
FacePalm99 15 yard penalty, repeat the drop
Illegal drop out of bounds personal penalty, 15 yard penalty offense ,set the clock to 0:03
2:10 the Hurt Locker lmao
ive seen the first clip (and most of these since its 2 years old) a million times, but i NEVER noticed until now...at the very end somebody responds with "thats twice now" lmao bruh. you dropped and lost your grenade TWICE?!
1:07 he literally got shelled shocked.
*Gets hit with shell, has Vietnam flashback*
You alright drill sergeant 😂
first sergeant. have you lost your military bearing boy!!!?? drop down gimme 50
he done said, “i dropped my grenade... somewhere over there.” bOY 💀
It wasn't a real grenade. Just a training prop.
All those "ow my balls"-moments remind me of the movie "Idiocracy". Seems those soldiers are well prepared for the future.^^
i wonder how much of the defense budget goes on buying new hummers because others were smashed in an air drop or buying a new LAV because some soldiers drowned theirs
I guessing for a training drill they use decommissioned vehicles. also the military has insurance so it problem doesn't cost as much as we think
AussieSoldier 01 not hummers dude
Awesome Man Insurance on a millitary vehicle? Where did you come up with that one?
Yeah Allstate, my hummer just fell 2000 feet. Yeah the parachute rigging failed.
Hey Farmers. My Abraham tank is stuck in the middle of a lake. Send AAA.
The most ridiculous thing I've heard all day.
Googlesux Bigtime some poor guy in a suit from AAA drives up and just stairs at the tank as the soldiers walk off saying "your problem now"
I hope there were no geckos in those humvees. Geico would have to take over.
These guys are my heros all around but they can be the goofiest bunch of people you'll ever come in contact with USA 🇺🇸
me and my buddies did some pretty stupid shit in the army too
mostly after a px beer run
We all got some pretty crazy stories.
2:23 I'm a VERY old time former MP........and I see that some things will never change........
That's why you don't let soldiers go bored
Not gonna lie I kinda felt bad at the dude who dropped his Granada it was a little sad
iiRecK00 Gaming IK WE DONT KNOW WHAT HAPPENED TO HIM AFTER
iiRecK00 Gaming and tge sergeant said thts twice
iiRecK00 Gaming "I droyp my grownade ove ther somewhea drin sergeant."
Privates gonna private
@@paxgermania4506 he was probably supply i dont think he's getting grenades
2:37 I love how he just reaches over to grabs his friends hand
It’s the contagious laughter that gets me 😂😂
Legend has it that soilder from the first clip is still dropping his grenades till this day...
that shirt is fucking awesome
Yeah, I really like OD
6:00 "if you call me Sargent again Im gonna destroy you"that got me laughing so hard
Been out since April 2013 but for those 11 mins... Felt like i was back! Ty!
Soldiers are good guys to have fun. I mean they're a team of guys who are faced with lots of danger. Good to see they can have a laugh now and then.
"Tell me when i throw my grenade, battle buddy!"
"Got you covered, battle buddy"
"Tell me when i throw my grenade, battle buddy!"
"Got you covered, battle buddy"
"Tell me when i throw my grenade, battle buddy!"
"Got you covered, battle buddy"
"Tell me when i throw my grenade, battle buddy!"
"Got you covered, battle buddy"
"Tell me when i throw my grenade, battle buddy!"
"Got you covered, battle buddy"
My geography teacher always told me how much everybody hated the Military Police hahaha.
Good to see our boys can still have fun yall be careful out there
@5:07 LMAO that was me a couple of times in Basic, the Senior Drill call me private sleepy, but if you wanted my weapon you had to undo the sling because I put my elbow in the loop and pull tight and rapped the slack around my forearm LOL.
"I was going over my TC Sargent" "I was not sleeping Drill Sargent"
Missing the mattress/fire extinguisher races lol.
The first one had me Rollin😂😂😂....
"I dropped my grenade over there somewhere"
ffs batman, that was funny
recovery guys gon' hate those marines
Jeremiah Fogel Ikr, I was G.M.D. (Ground Mobility Division) aka recovery.
Our British recovery mechanics have an outlook like this. If you get it stuck, your pulling out the winch rope and hooking up the shackles to get it unstuck. So if the shackle points are under water.... It's really good cause even if it's the COs wagon the senior recovery mech is in charge and gives the orders until pulled out then the CO can go back to being in charge. 👍
soldiers not marines
@@paulgordon6185 I think Mr.Fogel was referring to the last clip. That was an LAV-25 I believe so Marines.
Edit: And it was Marines as noted by the up-loader at the end.
@@scallionboy8679 That is a SENSIBLE way to do things. With us, it would be some poor fucking Sergeant and a couple of miserable Specialists/Lance Corporals doing it, in all probability. The Sergeant is there to bark unhelpfully at the Specialists/Lance Corporals.
Some of these guys just make me stare in wonder. The Amphibs were always a roll of the dice. An old gunny told me once you have a better chance of the amphib killing you than the enemy.
bless them, they're out there facing the worst of the worst, let them have their fun.
When I joined the army my dad said "if you can't be a good soldier, than at least be good for morale and you'll be fine" best advice ever. I served 25 years in the infantry and had a blast.
That was an extra $300,000 the Army hadn't count on spending in crushed Humvees!
Testosterone was spraying all over the place!
6:22 the happiness in that guy is priceless when the Humvees dropped
6:25 as a former army mechanic I can appreciate the laughter. Someone is getting an field grade article 15.. lol
1:19 "guy opening can"
Anyone else notice he was holding that can opener backwards?
that wasnt a can opener, it was a bottle opener on a leatherman/gerber tool.
7:30 tactical humvee incoming!
It a good surprise tactic
They deserve to have fun...keep it up😂😂
Thanks for making an old vet laugh, i so miss the army..
I want to see pics of those hmmwv’s after pancaking off the ground
the hum vees were funny till he realized ge sighned for them
Sighned?
I absolutely love how sad the guy in the first video looks. Like that was his favorite grenade. XD
(7:01) how much does it cost to buy 3 new humvees?
drewschlosser26 little more than 100 grand for all three
They pay taxes too...
drewschlosser26 oh shit that's what they were?! God damn.
sea weed yeah, apparently they are not drop proof! I'd love to see that in person
that was the dumbest shit whoever decided that was a good idea needed to get demoted lmao
7:00 the guy that sabotaged those trucks actually got charged like 4 5 years later lol
Hey do you have a source for that?
@@artifaxxs www.armytimes.com/news/your-army/2017/07/05/soldier-charged-in-failed-humvee-air-drop/
www.armytimes.com/news/your-army/2018/05/09/soldier-found-guilty-of-cutting-parachute-straps-in-botched-humvee-air-drop/
Awesome to see all this soldiers very happy and funny
many years ago in basic training I was so tired I fell asleep in a classroom and fell out of my chair onto the floor asleep. boy did I pay for that one haha
Going over my TC in my head drill sergeant sergeant
Battlefield Master METT-TC
Battlefield Master that dude might as well have told the truth and took the punishment
Matthew Berish thanks I actually couldn't tell so I just assumed because it did should like one word
Jordan Jones he should have would have been less funny but
Battlefield Master explain please?
10:00 lol they sank like the titanic xD slowly going down with their "ship"
I sat,
I relaxes,
I enjoyed.
Catching em asleep was my favorite 😂
Sack tap vids...i laughed at the humvees misfortune...until i realized thats where my tax dollars went.
Sorry I dropped my Grenade over there😂🤔
I swear I pass out from laughing EVERY TIME I see that first dude....... "Somewhere over there" 😂😂😂😂😁😁😁
I love when he accidentally threw the shell at the guy daydreaming or guarding there position
GoldenWarrior859 that was his 1rs Sargent he is gonna catch hell now
"Her" Army? Are you talking about the US Army? We don't have a queen
Can you add "Best Army WTF Moments" one more time in the thumbnail? I couldn't read the other 2 you put up there.
5:20 was my drill sergeant haha good ol drill sergeant Roman
I miss you sgt. Smith. Thank you for being there that night.Thank you Sgt Miranda
my eyes were closed
Throws shell at DS*
Imminent doom pending*
Brenden Chermok first Sargent now still Sargent that vid was in syria
dont ever stop when in bad terrain, dont ever stop, love the burning hmmwvs
Am I the only one that Gasped when the dude said "Drill Sgt. I dropped my grenade over there " 😭😂
Semper Fi! Respect for all you guys no matter your service branch
3 drops, 3 flatned humwes
Hardstyle Addict LMAO
saw some shit on reddit about this clip. some pissed off loadmaster did that on purpose. Dude's going to jail.
Gotta admit the guys consistent
cheaper to drop bombs not humvees
That sleeping bag race fucking killed me man. I laughed so hard I passed out. Came too laughed some more and passed out a second time. Having been deployed 5 time to middle east I have never seen some shit as funny as that sleeping bag race.
My God!!!!!!!!!!!
The name on the main armament in the last clip was "OUR LOVE" hahaha ahahahahahahahaha!!! "send our love....!!"
6:35 wasnt that the drop where the guys did that on purpose and some heads rolled?
Including the guy heard loudly on the video. Can't remember if he got booted or reduced in rank.
Yep:
www.stripes.com/news/sergeant-who-sent-3-humvees-plummeting-from-plane-found-guilty-1.526073