The Dumbest American Fails from all 50 States | FailArmy
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The biggest fail in this video is someone naming their kid Jerrick.
Americans..
It's just a name, man. Like Jish......Blair Thumb reference.
Or DC a State
Nah, naming your son Vagina is begging for you to see him hanging from the ceiling when he is in middle school.
Jerrick, 😂 thats fkcd up
3:04 "*babbles in floridian*" this is probably the only time they've every gotten the captions right 😂
So?! Are you live in Florida?
That's some quality Florida Man there.
@@leaderofmine6293 Just from your grammar, I can tell that you graduated at the top of the class in Florida
I’m a Floridian…
Haha, gotta love those accurate captions! 😂 They nailed it this time!
0:55 His reply so simply "No, I HAVE to tape it" made me laugh 😂
his voice 🤣😂
As a person born in Missouri I was shocked that one of the fails didn’t involve fireworks. Also I was pretty amazed that there wasn’t a fail in Oklahoma involving a tornado.
Wife : "Stop taping it!!!!!"
Husband : No, I have to tape it!" 😂😂
packing tape
@@yarpyarp5647duck tape
The relatable-ness of that moment was amazing
"We'll cut the audio out afterwards..."
I'm glad I'm single and don't live near and/or venture near "quicksand" Every second a spouse spends filming instead of immediately helping will be one more second taken by me to savor their screams as I watch em get torn apart by Stonecipher's dog's.
As a Tennessee native, that lady scolding a chicken named Mr. Featherby for his rude behavior is the most Tennessee thing I've ever seen. 😂😂
100% ;o)
RIGHT!!! 😆👍🏽
Y’all dumb
@norbertofontanez5550It's nice here. It's a city in the woods. Clean river to fish in. Game to hunt. All within 20 minutes of the city center.
we named all our chickens, can confirm lol
I feel for that kid doing flips on the bed, we all know how much smacking your foot on something hurts.
As someone who has once worked in a store with a PA system, farting into the PA was not a fail but an epic win.
I was thinking the same thing!
🏃💨
Makes me sad for my missed opportunity really. 🤷♀️🤣
*YUP!!!*
Totally epic😂
Especially if it makes the bong bong noise first
I like how the lady said “call 911” like they can do anything about a whale 😂
"mark call 911" i feel bad for mark :(
They can Do some Things about the Whales....unless the Whales have classified documents lying around in their garage.
THEN they can' t Do anything about IT.
How to tell if someone is a landlubber.
Step 1 find a mid size boat
Step 2 find a humpback
Step 3 watch the shenanigans
Was lookin fur this comment.. 😅 it's gotta be the dang near dumbest thing I've heard all year!
I could just hear that 911 call.
Dispatcher, "Wtf do you want us to do, call Captain Ahab or Ishmael? OOh I know, I'll call Captain Jack Sparrow, he'll know what to do!"🤣🤣🤣
Sarcastically asking “You wanna talk about it?” is the best response to a fail ever 😂
HAHAHAHAHAHHA
ah man. what a americans... :-)
The worst one was the kid doing flips on the bed and coming down on the headboard with his feet. I felt that pain.
10:29 i can't even begin to imagine the pain
How to stub every toe in half a second
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH- was his last words before going to the hospital 💀💀🤣🤣
Bru i hit my hip today at 1/4 that speed and that hurt like crazy im praying for this girl
@@ChuckNDUcks Hitting your hip is incredibly painful! (Due to all the bloodflow and nerves) Hope you're doing okay!
@@bradenbalvin357the hospital? for that?
The donkey laughing at the girl who was straddling shit absolutely made my day. 🤣 🤣 that's hilarious
At that point it's just better to save your shoes and wade barefoot through the shit.
Girl, you are getting shit on your feet either way.
When a donkey laughs at you, you're the actual jackass.
@JH-lo9ut I feel ya but we probably wouldn't have gotten the laugh from the mule. That was the best part
Oh my God, what a shitty thing to say! *:)*
“Mr Featherby, that is uncalled for!” Is going to be my new expression of disappointment to others
The florida guy headbanging to the hurricane winds isn't a fail that's iconic lol. He does it each time
That loudspeaker fart had me rollin ! All the implications too.. ..
It confirms that the bar for customer service people's IQ is set very low.
We need this type of video for European Countries next
there would be a lot for russia
I see the people saying ,,kurwa" in all videos from Poland xD
Or Asian countries too
@@freddiemercuryfan2639russia aint part of europe 🤨
@@jesser4687Russia is a transcontinental country spanning two continent, Europe and Asia
The guy lifting the furniture with his fingers nearly killed me.
And his mother screaming at him 😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂
😅😅😅😅😅
He is helping though..
@@pointyheadYT He is even using his weakest fingers, the pinkies.
I can almost guarantee someone in every state has lost a relative after hearing the words “Hey, ever-body, watch this!”
In most states, "ever'body" isn't English
@@bobjohnson1633 And what states would those be, Professor? 🤡
6:12 This man worked hard to keep his motorcycle from falling over. Well done, man!
I was anticipating a Florida Man moment. Wasn't dissapointed.
Obviously needs a Floriduh moment
*babbles in Floridian*
This is why America doesn't have free healthcare
Lol probably 😂
😂😂
12:30 Bro I can't "Those are good?" LMAO
Once upon a time the rest of the world admired Americans because of their intelligence and education. Today it's the total opposite...
No one ever admired Americans
7:59 - Losing the vehicle was terrible, but their plastic tub of belongings bobbing up at the end was fucking hilarious! 😂
Never drove a vehicle onto a frozen lake. That is the reasonable expectation.
Thats michigan for you!
can’t imagine the insurance company was happy😂😂
Trucktanic.
There's a time of the year when the state tells people they should get their stuff off the lake by (as many people set up in winter there) but there's always a ton of people who dont listen. At least one F150 goes in every year, dozens of huts too
8:38 "Are you okay?"
"Do you wanna talk about it?" My new response to this question.
Ill be damned my momma was wrong, the trash will take itself out.
Really really glad they put the " hahaha " subtitles up. I would have never known what was going on without them.
I love the variety of cultures and biomes you see across the U.S. Really adds flavor to these fails.
the inhabitants of the swamp and desert biomes were equally fascinating and reckless
I watch these videos to see if I'm on them
@@pg9193probably ninety percent Trump supporters, which makes me very happy
North woods would like you one on one quietly. This is a lot.
Diversity of ignorance. It's part of the tapestry. Didja notice no Asian Americans acting like feral blacks or trailer trash?
The "I got a fish on" part is the most Wisconsin thing I've ever seen.
If the "fish on" guy would've shouted, " SAVE THE BEER," then that would've been the most Wisconsin thing ever.
The guy screaming “oh my god” at the bird flying around sounded so desperately frantic and I’m dying
A lady I met from Alabama told me , that when someone in Alabama says “ watch this “ …someone is gonna die lol.
As someone who lives in Arkansas 1:15 is the most accurate representation of this state that I’ve ever seen.
This video made me memorize all 50 states of America. Thanks FailArmy!
all except for porto rico!!!
If you're american then you're a very small majority that can.🤣😆
@@david-bv3jd And DC, which is not a state
Including "WEST VIRGINA".
No, it didn't.
This video made me memorize all 50 states of America. Thanks FailArmy!. 4:48 Homie went through the 3 stages of laughter....Impressed, funny, dead..
0:14
I hate people who wasted food like that. Triple fool.
14:22
What was his plan? 😂😂😂😂😂
Dude, you don't know what a fail is. The guy in the chair with his dogs and the dude during a hurricane were absolute wins
Thanks bud. My dogs and I had a great adventure traveling across the country like that
@@georgiecutright4033 How do we know you’re not lying
@@clckc why would someone post a lie on the internet? it makes no sense.
@@justin_5631 I’m not sure if you’re being sarcastic orrr
It would be an elaborate lie to create a whole RUclips channel with lots of videos just to lie somewhere in a comment section...
Omg, that poor kid slamming his feet on the headboard... I FELT that pain. 😢
I wouldn't call farting on the intercom a fail. That guy is a legend 🤣
19:12 left off the ending where he says “STILL SWALLOWED!” 😂😂
10:27 - Holy shit, that one actually hurt me through the screen! 😂
yeah my ankles have sympathy pain that scream... to much ouch.
She was so excited to see how many she could do too. Absolutely painful.
That was the last time she tried that on a bed. That looked so painful.
Still yelling in agony when the clip cuts out 😆
I really wonder there was no "Nobody was hurt" disclaim
The Flag in Texas was an epic win.
I love that the guys says "well that sucks, at least it's not on my house", not realizing he is mostly likely 100% responsible for any damage because the tree is on his property.
Hes right because his insurance is going to F his neighbor.
Not how it works. The tree falling was a natural event, The owner of the home that the tree fell on is responsible. Doesn't matter who's property the tree originated on.
this kind of insurance talk makes me glad im not american
Yup, but at least his house is dry inside. I'd rather pay to fix my neighbors house than be displaced by a tree in mine and be at the mercy of somebody else's insurance company.
@@user-uq4zv9ve3l🫱🏻🫲🏼
3:05 certified Florida Man moment
As an Alaskan I must tell you both of those are taken by tourists. Up here a mistake would be shooting your hunting partner not the moose
The most American thing about these is how on the vast majority of the videos you hear the laughter of the person filming... as they KEEP FILMING =)
9:21 I was waiting for the "Sir! You can't park there!" 🤣
I’m sad it didn’t happen
15:52 “boy that sucks at least not on my house.” ya but that's your tree.
13:51: As an Ohioan myself, this is a true Ohio moment.
The amount of times I heard "did you get that on video?" Is astounding.
4:48 Homie went through the 3 stages of laughter....Impressed, funny, dead.
The dude with the mini excavator at 4:40 has me 😅
That's why road construction takes SO long in Indiana!
For some reason, I think the mini excavator was "Adorable"
See, that wasn't a fail in my book. Flawless victory!
@@tamoroso Absotively!
I laughed so hard that I'm pretty sure my neighbors heard me. Oh well, they needed a laugh too!
The second Minnesota clip isn't even a failure. That's a lady who knows how to max out the spins on that ride.
17:06- what else have these people tried putting at the end of the slide?
Razors? Bee nest? lions? Broken glass?
At 5:36- The Ryder rental truck having it's roof ripped off by the railroad underpass is in Louisville is about 4 blocks from my home. You wouldn't BELIEVE how often that happens, despite HUGE signs and flashing warning lights! Also, rental truck insurance policies VERY specifically EXCLUDE coverage for damage from hitting overhead obstacles!
A bridge near me has its own social media pages because it happens so often 😂
@@darrellgrant7615 Ahh yes, the Can Opener.
@@braniacc the 11 foot 8: The Canopener Bridge, is in North Carolina.
Is that the Can Opener bridge?
@@hollandaise84 This doesn't look like it. Close but not quite.
The fart in the mic, was THE WIN !
19:19 - the ship hit the span.
As a new hampshire native, I can confirm that our daily commute to work is a canoe on skis towed by a moose.
18:22
That area is called the Little Sahara.
They have so many accidents there, that there's a "day since last accident sign" that usually reads between the values of 0 and 7.
Let us please have a moment of silence for those we lost in these videos.
“It’s not here, I’m looking everywhere” Famous last words… RIP brave lady!
What was that?
@@bengammell9305 some scary sh%t 😂
"Babbles in Floridian" might be the best part 😂
12:38. Just love how he pops up and immediately asks "Did you get that on video?". Man had priorities.
funny
Welcome to NC
_shit_ priorities, but sure...
Asking "did you get that on video?", or saying "I got that on video!", is a sure way to ruin any video.
0:34
Human: "What does the halibut think of that?"
Orca: "See this fish. Its mine now."
This is why I love America
Just imagine how much dumb shit that happens but isn't filmed!😂
Imagine 😂
19:40 "Look at this you guys. You'll never see this again." ...cause you're gonna die. lol
This video made me memorize all 50 states of America. Thanks FailArmy!. The biggest fail in this video is someone naming their kid Jerrick..
This video made me memorize all 50 states of America. Thanks FailArmy!. The dude with the mini excavator at 4:40 has me .
As a native Pennsylvanian, I was happy to see that we continue to make other states envy us, even with fails
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I forgot your state existed tbh
@@ryvvyr7767 I wish we had Fetterman. Better compared to having Ted fucking Cruz
me too
@@ryvvyr7767 oh, sure, derail the conversation. Take something that wasn't about politics and make it about politics.
Bro I could feel this one in my soul💀 10:30
All 10 toes at once ouch
All of her tarsals and metatarsals (bones of the feet) were DESTROYED!!!!
the silent pillow/blanket scream💀
The Texas one with the tiny wee wee oversized truck. Hilarious 😂
8:20 🤣 That's definitely not Michigan!
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16:16 is that a Pole-bear, the brother of the polarbear?😂
Never been to the US but these twenty minutes gave me more knowledge about the country than anything else in my life.
Work hard, play hard!
@@hensonlauramore like a bunch of dumb dumbs
You think we're all dumb rednecks lol
That we are stupid
@@hensonlaura No, be a twat, am a twat
0:14 I don't understand why this guy would just smack that entire cake into crumbs, but it looked hilarious, like some pixelart explosion
idk whats going on too, maybe cuz cake made lakers colors
@@onurkuzu748yeah I’m confused too… my best guess is cuz it’s LSU colors
As someone who lives in RI, that was a pretty accurate demonstration of Rhode Islander sh!t.
4:42 I love this guy haha
😅😂 Agreed! 4:44
This isn’t fails this is just America
"You wanna talk about it?" 8:44 LOL best ending line to a fail video I've ever heard! Could be used as a VO on all others!
You know it hurts when it is the onlookers who grimaced in pain.
The fart over the loud speakers was epic not a fail.
No
Epic, if you are currently swimming in drool and babbling nonsense.
Over 50 beers were held during the production of this compilation.
and many more during the watching of this compilation. 😁🙃
@@roastytoasty8559 I'm drinking one right now XD
the back flipping on the bed, busted ankles, pillow saprano girl had me in pain....
I love the “babbles in Floridian” subtitle
These fails just prove that stupidity knows no borders or boundaries. We may be divided by state lines, but we are united in our ability to do the dumbest things possible. Stay safe, America!
19:47
Did she say call 911? 😆
Yeah like what are they gonna do
@@onjah6592 arrest this whale! 😆🤦🏻♂️
OFFICER, ARREST THAT WHALE 🐳
16:23, guy speaks Afrikaans: "Pick it up, pick him (it) up"
Worried about the bike! Not "are you okay my babe"
Hehe
The cop and the toy excavator. Doing the dirty work
8:45 “you wanna talk about it”🤣
The guy clearing the road with his little RC Caterpillar was wholesome as heck. Dude was just out there playing with his toy.
That seems to be how they repair things down in Louisiana. Explains why nothing ever gets done.
@@jessicaaster8471 You ever seen the roads in Mississippi?
@@kylerobb8066 What roads?
@@jessicaaster8471 ZING! You win lol.
That is a perfect example if INDOT.
16:10 "well that sucks", it may not be on your house but it's your tree which means you're paying for the damage pal lol
*Babbles in Floridian* LMAO!
Over 50 beers were held during the production of this compilation.. The guy lifting the furniture with his fingers nearly killed me..
I think a killer whale stealing your Halibult is the most Alaskan thing I’ve ever seen 😂
As a resident of Massachusetts, you summed up my state perfectly.
And btw, the car backing up happens all the time.
As a fellow Masshole, I couldn’t agree more
The American flag ripping apart was very metaphorical
13:50, Beware of the Killer Tomato!