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  • @tcs007
    @tcs007 7 месяцев назад +661

    If there's anything Failarmy has taught me is electric scooters and rope swings are 2 things I want to stay far, far away from.

    • @patrickfreeman205
      @patrickfreeman205 7 месяцев назад +32

      And stairs.

    • @WackadoodleMalarkey
      @WackadoodleMalarkey 7 месяцев назад +26

      .. people in general

    • @adipsous
      @adipsous 7 месяцев назад +20

      When I was a kid I did a rope swing into a river. The rope wrapped up under my armpit as I let go. You wouldn't believe how badly - and for how many days - that rope burn hurt.

    • @robertfarrow5853
      @robertfarrow5853 7 месяцев назад +12

      And Americans....after bubble wrapping and driving their kids everywhere, they've got no life skills or sense of danger. My grandson age 9 rides his bike to school with all the other local kids scooting and walking. Few adults around for the younger kids keeping an eye, that's it. In small town UK?

    • @GorGob
      @GorGob 7 месяцев назад +5

      And all ladders!

  • @DiaryOfaCell
    @DiaryOfaCell 7 месяцев назад +53

    0:45 “I myself have donated several balls on this hole.”
    Bruh 🤦‍♂️😆

    • @Bmax86
      @Bmax86 7 месяцев назад +1

      metoo

    • @Venom-nk8nd
      @Venom-nk8nd 7 месяцев назад

      ​@@Bmax86nice to see you here again

    • @nikpassmark6465
      @nikpassmark6465 Месяц назад

      You wanna hear something wild? That was me filming. And it’s true, several of my balls have gone in the water there🥲

  • @lukedean1769
    @lukedean1769 7 месяцев назад +237

    The kid with the pan fire at 22:02 kept a cool head. The sister would've burned the house down lmao

    • @charles2521
      @charles2521 7 месяцев назад +3

      Wtf they were cooking?

    • @screaminghorse8818
      @screaminghorse8818 7 месяцев назад +38

      @@charles2521fire.

    • @scrappydoo7887
      @scrappydoo7887 7 месяцев назад +46

      Yea as soon as they said water I was like erm...nope.

    • @minanes6549
      @minanes6549 7 месяцев назад +4

      ​@@screaminghorse8818LOL!😂

    • @icarusbinns3156
      @icarusbinns3156 7 месяцев назад +9

      At least he had the idea to smother it! But… use a metal lid, not a glass one

  • @LauraS1
    @LauraS1 7 месяцев назад +205

    11:55 That wasn't a fail, that was a rather spectacular win and excellent driving by the truck driver.

    • @donniev8181
      @donniev8181 7 месяцев назад +2

      Front right suspension sure did fail!

    • @LauraS1
      @LauraS1 7 месяцев назад +28

      @@donniev8181 True but man, look at what the driver achieved. He jumped a SEMI tractor cab like it was the General Lee. Gotta admire the skill.

    • @rapheAltoid77
      @rapheAltoid77 7 месяцев назад +5

      ​@@donniev8181huh. It's almost like that type of vehicle isn't designed to take that kind of impact. Weird. 😜

    • @RayRhino1
      @RayRhino1 7 месяцев назад +12

      as a 30 year truck driving veteran, that was fuxkin amazing ! No fail at all, I Watched it a few times

    • @PrivateIdaho24-7-52
      @PrivateIdaho24-7-52 7 месяцев назад +6

      Imagine the epic level of failure and the body count if that stunt had gone sideways.

  • @DarkenedSpell
    @DarkenedSpell 7 месяцев назад +25

    You DON'T throw WATER in a burning pot. Kid was much smarter, he did the right thing by covering the pot.

    • @kenwittlief255
      @kenwittlief255 7 месяцев назад

      not that smart, you dont deep fry food in oil in a pan on a gas stove

    • @BradPlaysEverything
      @BradPlaysEverything 7 месяцев назад +1

      ​@kenwittlief255 that's not a gas stove... Kid was pretty smart and calm

    • @Bmax86
      @Bmax86 7 месяцев назад

      Nice to see you here again ❤

  • @andrewwhite1305
    @andrewwhite1305 7 месяцев назад +26

    That big rig jump was freakin impressive!

    • @Bmax86
      @Bmax86 7 месяцев назад

      Nice to see you here again

  • @diederiktl
    @diederiktl 7 месяцев назад +10

    That is the most Minnesotan thing ever, tubing and then getting hit in the face with a big ol’fish😂😂

  • @Bmax86
    @Bmax86 7 месяцев назад +120

    It's great for me to see this video, today will be a happy day for everyone

    • @Bmax86
      @Bmax86 7 месяцев назад

      NICE

    • @cashman1971
      @cashman1971 7 месяцев назад

      nice

    • @AraceliDanger
      @AraceliDanger 3 месяца назад

      Your positivity is felt and appreciated. Thanks for being uplifting!

  • @chaosreign7851
    @chaosreign7851 7 месяцев назад +43

    That tractor trailer jump was amazing.

    • @Bmax86
      @Bmax86 7 месяцев назад

      Nice to see you here again

    • @kimmyb908
      @kimmyb908 Месяц назад

      I agree !!

    • @kimmyb908
      @kimmyb908 Месяц назад

      I agree !

    • @kimmyb908
      @kimmyb908 Месяц назад

      I agree

    • @kimmyb908
      @kimmyb908 Месяц назад

      For get it

  • @nicktrue7915
    @nicktrue7915 7 месяцев назад +113

    You know censorship is on a whole new level when they blur a cigarette hanging out of someone's mouth.

    • @dr.robertbennett3452
      @dr.robertbennett3452 7 месяцев назад +6

      😆

    • @fermleegrasspit2187
      @fermleegrasspit2187 7 месяцев назад +22

      Sad time to be alive.

    • @rafetizer
      @rafetizer 7 месяцев назад +2

      Ad revenue is kinda vital to youtube

    • @MajorasWrath1
      @MajorasWrath1 7 месяцев назад +13

      ​@@fermleegrasspit2187isn't this what you want? Capitalism? This is capitalism.

    • @Bloink
      @Bloink 7 месяцев назад +21

      @@MajorasWrath1 Thanks for the cringe.

  • @festnotfirst
    @festnotfirst 7 месяцев назад +4

    15:07 “Look it up, I’m with UPS” petty thief 🤣🤣

  • @jonathanpeterson1984
    @jonathanpeterson1984 6 месяцев назад +14

    Her laughter at 01:50 is just SO hilarious 😂

  • @cor315
    @cor315 7 месяцев назад +116

    It's nice to see people asking if they're alright in a lot of these videos.

    • @charles2521
      @charles2521 7 месяцев назад +8

      17:34 *Someone die*
      - EPIC!!!

    • @Cali_Lisa
      @Cali_Lisa 7 месяцев назад +1

      Then they laugh...

    • @rebarbadora
      @rebarbadora 7 месяцев назад +1

      That's being an adult

    • @capn_ron
      @capn_ron 6 месяцев назад

      most of the people they ask are unconscious though.

    • @laura749
      @laura749 2 месяца назад

      Shouldn't that be considered as normal?!

  • @OptimiSkeptic
    @OptimiSkeptic 7 месяцев назад +163

    So, I'm watching the house in Montana get taken downstream and sitting here in New Mexico going, "That's sad, but I wish we had water..." Then just two and 1/2 minutes later, we get a dingus an Albuquerque using a truck for a boat. Never mind. We're not responsible enough to have water.

    • @jeepliving1
      @jeepliving1 7 месяцев назад +13

      🤣

    • @DennisMoore664
      @DennisMoore664 7 месяцев назад +11

      There's always some pendejo ruining it for the rest of us.

    • @failsclass
      @failsclass 7 месяцев назад +3

      That's right and very happy

    • @Bmax86
      @Bmax86 7 месяцев назад

      I have a question?

    • @andrepittsentertainment7929
      @andrepittsentertainment7929 7 месяцев назад

      Fail Army is hilarious 😂🤣😄😅😀☺😎🙂

  • @LHyoutube
    @LHyoutube 7 месяцев назад +5

    16:06 - Oh great, now their kid will never get born! 😂

  • @iamcaboose1
    @iamcaboose1 7 месяцев назад +1

    man cuts down tree
    Tree: YOUR BLOODLINE ENDS HERE

  • @PolineChan
    @PolineChan 7 месяцев назад +20

    Cigarette pack clap got me laughing

    • @Bmax86
      @Bmax86 7 месяцев назад +2

      Nice to see you here again

    • @cashman1971
      @cashman1971 7 месяцев назад

      nice to see you here again

  • @TurdBugler
    @TurdBugler 7 месяцев назад +13

    So RUclips allows showing people getting seriously injured but you have to blur out a cigarette?

    • @Rondo2ooo
      @Rondo2ooo 7 месяцев назад +4

      ...and bleep words that anyway everybody knows. That's how hypocrisy works.

    • @Bmax86
      @Bmax86 7 месяцев назад

      Nice to see you here again

  • @Vinny200
    @Vinny200 7 месяцев назад +7

    15:41 was some Final Destination shizz haha

  • @DJTheMetalheadMercenary
    @DJTheMetalheadMercenary 7 месяцев назад +16

    Little correction for y'all there-- Puerto Rico isn't a US State, it's a Territory (as is the US Virgin Islands, Guam, Samoa, and the Northern Marianas).

    • @mam362
      @mam362 7 месяцев назад +4

      Way to miss the forest for the trees.....

    • @DJTheMetalheadMercenary
      @DJTheMetalheadMercenary 7 месяцев назад +3

      @@mam362 Context matters, and as it applies to the video title where it says "From all 50 States", yet there was the additional aforementioned Territory in it lol.

    • @MrWolfSnack
      @MrWolfSnack 7 месяцев назад

      It's a unincorporated territory. Also nobody cares. When you type out bullshit like that it makes you look like a overly pretentious douchebag with ego issues and little to no life at home that makes you feel like you have to prove what little self worth you have in online comments that will be pissed into the void and never seen again. @@DJTheMetalheadMercenary

    • @shamanbeartwo3819
      @shamanbeartwo3819 7 месяцев назад +6

      Well, if we are having a geography class Samoa is not a territory but an independent nation. You must be thinking of American Samoa which is a U.S. territory. And D.C. is not a state, either.

    • @DJTheMetalheadMercenary
      @DJTheMetalheadMercenary 7 месяцев назад +1

      @@shamanbeartwo3819 Yes and correct.

  • @JesusMySaviour1717
    @JesusMySaviour1717 7 месяцев назад +11

    12:25 the axe thrower is a genius 🤣🤣🤣

    • @Bmax86
      @Bmax86 7 месяцев назад

      Nice to see you here again

  • @deacondavidviscount7579
    @deacondavidviscount7579 7 месяцев назад +10

    22:10....water?? sure, only if you want to spread the fire to all over your counter and onto the top of your stove. He did the right thing...a cover is the best solution. Water will result in a disaster fire!!

    • @freesky9418
      @freesky9418 7 месяцев назад

      Exactly

    • @JesseDylanMusic
      @JesseDylanMusic 7 месяцев назад

      I don’t think they can hear you.

    • @Venom-nk8nd
      @Venom-nk8nd 7 месяцев назад

      ​@@JesseDylanMusicBut you can
      And you can follow his advice if this happens to you☺️

  • @domundtgregor6683
    @domundtgregor6683 7 месяцев назад +18

    I absolutely lost it with the kid from Illinois (7:51-8:01) !!! watched it 10 times in a row 😂😂😂😂😂
    💯 for the backflip into the lake 💯
    PS -10 points for these ugly Crocs

  • @t.a.k.palfrey3882
    @t.a.k.palfrey3882 6 месяцев назад +6

    Fail Army clearly demonstrates that any sort of athletic maneuver should be avoided by people who appear to be taller lying down than they would be standing up. 😂

  • @pigvomit4730
    @pigvomit4730 7 месяцев назад +39

    How was 11:55 a fail? That was 100% success and excellence.

  • @casdragon_5939
    @casdragon_5939 7 месяцев назад +64

    y'all should do a whole hour video about Florida, we know you have the footage lol

    • @Bmax86
      @Bmax86 7 месяцев назад +2

      haha

    • @thomaskonradyjr1142
      @thomaskonradyjr1142 7 месяцев назад +3

      You could do one with CCTV footage in Florida! You'd see me! Walking my 6'6" self into a gas station, and having the door closer knock me out! Lovely...

    • @cashman1971
      @cashman1971 7 месяцев назад

      haha

  • @tsunyu46
    @tsunyu46 7 месяцев назад +10

    I'm absolutely impressed by the America's scenery and its diverse nature😍

  • @JL-ym1jo
    @JL-ym1jo 7 месяцев назад +6

    its just double painful thinking about none of the people who got hurt have health insurance 😅

    • @canaisyoung3601
      @canaisyoung3601 7 месяцев назад

      Because they probably voted against it. Or they don't have the jobs that would pay for such frivolities.

  • @storytimewithunclebill1998
    @storytimewithunclebill1998 7 месяцев назад +125

    That tree falling got dude in the balls pretty good. That had to hurt. Was fun to watch. Great video

    • @jovanyserrano7700
      @jovanyserrano7700 7 месяцев назад

      Bro i think there’s probably splinters stuck in his nuts

    • @1jidion
      @1jidion 7 месяцев назад +1

      ive been saying oof

    • @dr.robertbennett3452
      @dr.robertbennett3452 7 месяцев назад +3

      Crushed "nuts"...

    • @JeresCorner
      @JeresCorner 7 месяцев назад +6

      The guy who was walking on the posts got it worse though 😅

    • @myself342
      @myself342 7 месяцев назад +2

      that might be even cracked or fractured pelvis + bonus a severe back pain

  • @adamb89
    @adamb89 7 месяцев назад +21

    22:55 I can honestly say "And that's how I got kicked in the balls by a horse" is not how I ever expected a story to end that started with "So it was a bright sunny day at the beach..."

    • @bookfaerie23
      @bookfaerie23 7 месяцев назад +4

      Pretty sure you're supposed to leave the wild horses alone. I'm with the horse on that one.

    • @Lewtable
      @Lewtable 7 месяцев назад +4

      @@bookfaerie23 Nor should you ever stand behind a horse. 😅

    • @Adam-M-
      @Adam-M- 7 месяцев назад +2

      Yeah, Assateague Island is pretty clear about keeping your distance from the horses.

    • @cuttlefishagain
      @cuttlefishagain 7 месяцев назад +2

      @@Adam-M- the speedo makes me think the guy was a tourist from europe or something lol. as in, might not know the rules like the Marylanders do haha

  • @asyraffahmad8307
    @asyraffahmad8307 7 месяцев назад +2

    Video starts with Florida Man, immediately i know this gonna be a one hell of good time. 😂

  • @smileybyronbay
    @smileybyronbay 5 месяцев назад +1

    I like imagining this is just 1 guy and his wife having their normal day.

  • @thedavidprobbins
    @thedavidprobbins 7 месяцев назад +35

    I was really feeling the guy mowing his yard in the rain. I once started mowing and a freak storm came up and I was in a mood and I just kept mowing. 😂😢😅

    • @jbranche8024
      @jbranche8024 7 месяцев назад +5

      Pretty sure it was a rather be outside in the rain mowing the lawn then listen to the wife go on about something for an hour.

    • @tranz2deep
      @tranz2deep 7 месяцев назад +3

      Honestly? Knowing how wet grass can jam up a mower, I was impressed he could keep going.

    • @gen157
      @gen157 7 месяцев назад +5

      I'd either just be getting started or almost done and it starts pouring. Nah, I wanted to mow the grass, this rain ain't stopping me. Nothing bugs me more than leaving a task I wanted to do unfinished. Cause then I gotta look at it. Also some weeks I don't even have the chance to cut the grass, so it either gets cut right then or it doesn't get touched for several weeks.

    • @thedavidprobbins
      @thedavidprobbins 7 месяцев назад +1

      @@jbranche8024 😂😂😂

    • @pingerfrints6716
      @pingerfrints6716 7 месяцев назад

      My mother buy a new slipper to me and I threw my slipper on the mower and it's being cut into two😂.My father was angry to me.😂

  • @RomNYC
    @RomNYC 7 месяцев назад +8

    Can't spell Louisiana, and thinks PR is one of the 50 states. Well done Fail Army, you live up to your name 😂

    • @nsu2112
      @nsu2112 4 месяца назад

      Don't forget D.C.'s not a state either.

  • @billolsen4360
    @billolsen4360 7 месяцев назад +3

    16:16 Peter Griffin on his motorcycle in Rhode Island

  • @auxmobile
    @auxmobile 7 месяцев назад +3

    That leak in the boiler room was real painful...

  • @poopmcgee3826
    @poopmcgee3826 7 месяцев назад +9

    i hope michael hansen got that raise from ups i've been hearing about in the news

  • @bbqchicken8681
    @bbqchicken8681 7 месяцев назад +4

    "do you like guacamole?"
    famous last words

    • @rafetizer
      @rafetizer 7 месяцев назад

      The mashup of random nonsense is hilariously perfect

  • @bamsefunXD1234567890
    @bamsefunXD1234567890 7 месяцев назад +1

    Just the packaging in that car was worth more than the car itself, incredible

  • @chanpenutawan895
    @chanpenutawan895 6 месяцев назад +9

    *Absolutely amazed how cool everyone in the helicopter reacted to it crashing. Also props to the pilot for handling it that well!*

  • @HadToChangeMyName_YoutubeSucks
    @HadToChangeMyName_YoutubeSucks 7 месяцев назад +16

    17:49 -- That truck has a towing hitch and decides to tie the tow line to the tailgate? That's the first clue as to why no one is in the car, he put 0 thoughts into completing that mission.

    • @Bmax86
      @Bmax86 7 месяцев назад

      Nice to see you here again

    • @MrWolfSnack
      @MrWolfSnack 7 месяцев назад

      Buying a tow dolly is less than $200. Renting less than $50.

  • @ronlucock3702
    @ronlucock3702 7 месяцев назад +13

    6:34. At least the Stop sign worked.

    • @Bmax86
      @Bmax86 7 месяцев назад

      Nice to see you here again

  • @pacificrules
    @pacificrules 7 месяцев назад

    The first one had me on the floor 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣... wood knocking on wood 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @BingeCentralIdiotsAtWork
    @BingeCentralIdiotsAtWork 6 месяцев назад +6

    This channel is the mood lifter we didn’t know we needed but are grateful we have! 💖

  • @Maxy_9090
    @Maxy_9090 7 месяцев назад +8

    That guy on the skidoo was hilarious 😂 he said whoo hoo and got knocked off so quick lmao!! The guy juggling 😂😂 omgawsh he thought someone appreciated and liked his juggling so he turns arnd to thank the person and theres a dude packing his cigarettes lol

  • @jacklow9611
    @jacklow9611 7 месяцев назад +45

    When the girl trying to do the handstand fell and hit her leg on the sidewalk, I felt that! I'm sure that really hurt. I hope nothing got broken.

    • @briannasevenhuysen5566
      @briannasevenhuysen5566 7 месяцев назад +17

      It honestly sounded like it broke. That was brutal.

    • @kevinfitzpatrick5949
      @kevinfitzpatrick5949 7 месяцев назад +4

      ​@briannasevenhuysen5566 Yeah that noise when she hit

    • @jocelynmartin1572
      @jocelynmartin1572 7 месяцев назад +3

      A broken thigh can be fatal, or end up shorter than the other leg. Not funny.

    • @FreelancerFreak
      @FreelancerFreak 7 месяцев назад +2

      As a medical professional I can tell you it was broke

    • @gnarthdarkanen7464
      @gnarthdarkanen7464 7 месяцев назад

      @@jocelynmartin1572 ONLY fatal if it nicks the femural artery... which is a fairly low level risk. It IS still important that she not move (or get moved around) any more than absolutely necessary before assessment and (if needed) the leg immobilized and taken to E.R. for appropriate treatment.
      As to "shorter", there are treatments for that, too. They're painful (involving breaking the bone and "stretching" by a traction device, the last I looked) and expensive, but it's certainly not necessarily a permanent issue. It'll depend on how much shorter (mm versus cm, essentially) and the over-all risk versus reward as assessed when they get this fracture or series of fractures treated.
      The femur is THE strongest and most durable single bone in human anatomy, AND the human body's ability to heal and recover are pretty amazing, so treat first... then worry about reconstructions or whatever in the case the leg's shorter enough to throw her back out or put her under needless strain. ;o)

  • @mermaid2014
    @mermaid2014 7 месяцев назад +1

    10:39 If those are mosquitoes, I'm not going outside without a full hazmat suit.

  • @Biomass1
    @Biomass1 6 месяцев назад +1

    The semi tractor jumping the ramp into a near perfect parallel park....best thing ever.

  • @Maxy_9090
    @Maxy_9090 7 месяцев назад +8

    Omg did that girl break her leg or hip falling off his shoulders onto the cement, sounded so loud!!

    • @Bmax86
      @Bmax86 7 месяцев назад

      Nice to see you here again

  • @thedonsz9186
    @thedonsz9186 7 месяцев назад +127

    I feel so sorry for those people who lost their house in Montana. Can't imagine what that would be like

    • @RealGengarTV
      @RealGengarTV 7 месяцев назад +27

      That's no fail, that's a minor tragedy ☹️

    • @thedonsz9186
      @thedonsz9186 7 месяцев назад +4

      @@RealGengarTV for real

    • @nathanmcleay1791
      @nathanmcleay1791 7 месяцев назад +10

      umm probably cold cause they don’t got a house

    • @matthewcrockett5172
      @matthewcrockett5172 7 месяцев назад +3

      Blessing for insurance money

    • @marcushenness6437
      @marcushenness6437 7 месяцев назад +6

      Yeah, I saw that and was like I can't imagine my house getting destroyed like that. Heartbreaking.

  • @erintyres3609
    @erintyres3609 7 месяцев назад +3

    14:02 He is the biggest optimist I have ever seen. I could never be so lucky!

  • @ImpalaSuperSport
    @ImpalaSuperSport 7 месяцев назад +2

    I can’t believe a person filming someone in distress actually asking that person if they need any help! You don’t see that everyday.

    • @Bmax86
      @Bmax86 7 месяцев назад +1

      Nice to see you here again

    • @ImpalaSuperSport
      @ImpalaSuperSport 7 месяцев назад

      @@Bmax86 thank you!

  • @DuxbergMW3
    @DuxbergMW3 7 месяцев назад +9

    5:40 that was a SNAP....btoken leg for sure

    • @drewlovelyhell4892
      @drewlovelyhell4892 7 месяцев назад +4

      I think it may have just been a SLAP.

    • @maolcogi
      @maolcogi 2 месяца назад

      Totally slap not snap.

  • @dfrelek
    @dfrelek 7 месяцев назад +22

    laugh at 1:42 is just hillarious 🤣🤣🤣

    • @fp9623
      @fp9623 7 месяцев назад +1

      It's like the female version of Shaq laughing at Charles Barkley

    • @dfrelek
      @dfrelek 7 месяцев назад

      it's like 🧽🧽🧽🧽 -> 🦅🦅🦅🦅-> 🚆🚆🚆🚆

  • @danielgilek4664
    @danielgilek4664 7 месяцев назад +1

    It always makes me laugh when two seconds after somebody wipes out (and probably hasn't even had a chance to register it yet) the camera person is asking "Are you alright??? Ha! Ha! Ha!" => DO I LOOK ALRIGHT!!! < ==== LOL!

  • @relampago5362
    @relampago5362 7 месяцев назад +9

    jeepers... Many of these fails could have easily been lethal... it is a miracle some of these people are alive.

    • @kenwittlief255
      @kenwittlief255 7 месяцев назад +1

      some of them were, that silo falling on the backhoe looked fatal

    • @0118uhauha
      @0118uhauha 7 месяцев назад

      One moment of inattention , several years of inactivity. This was on a big plate in a Danish workshop with big machines. "Et øjebliks uopmærksomhed , flere års uvirksomhed" Strangely enough the worst accidents in workshops happen to the most experienced workers , saying "I could control this machine blindfolded" . Once the machine got your finger , it doesn't let go. It will pull out the tendon up to the elbow.

  • @HildagardeGaming
    @HildagardeGaming 7 месяцев назад +6

    0:10 That explains so much about the state.

  • @thomaskonradyjr1142
    @thomaskonradyjr1142 7 месяцев назад

    The car in the brick wall, that makes the wall collapse later: A Lil' 2 for 1 fails😂

  • @EarlFaulk
    @EarlFaulk Месяц назад

    Putting the hot water heater in the same room as the fuse box sounds like something someone would do in the 50s

  • @nataliefalk4233
    @nataliefalk4233 7 месяцев назад +46

    As a wisconsinite, seeing the Wisconsin fails made me absolutely die laughing. Keep it up failarmy!!

    • @arkadiuszkisza
      @arkadiuszkisza 7 месяцев назад +2

      You are american?

    • @RiverBottomBoys.
      @RiverBottomBoys. 7 месяцев назад +4

      Tell your folks I says hi, will ya?

    • @nataliefalk4233
      @nataliefalk4233 7 месяцев назад +5

      @@arkadiuszkisza Yep, born and raised

    • @arkadiuszkisza
      @arkadiuszkisza 7 месяцев назад

      @@nataliefalk4233 i love American women

    • @blakeyeo8367
      @blakeyeo8367 7 месяцев назад +2

      Everything is hilarious when you're drunk...

  • @staticbuilds7613
    @staticbuilds7613 7 месяцев назад +16

    1:33 yelling stop at several tonnes always works

    • @ORflycaster
      @ORflycaster 7 месяцев назад +2

      I saw that video several months ago, and it caused me instant grief back then too.

    • @ninjacat2022
      @ninjacat2022 Месяц назад

      *times 🤓

    • @staticbuilds7613
      @staticbuilds7613 Месяц назад

      @@ninjacat2022 tonnes, as in the weight of the train

    • @ninjacat2022
      @ninjacat2022 Месяц назад

      @@staticbuilds7613
      i read the comment wrong, mb

    • @ninjacat2022
      @ninjacat2022 Месяц назад

      my dad works at the place this happened lol. hes the guy yelling stop

  • @papwithanhatchet902
    @papwithanhatchet902 7 месяцев назад +1

    I don’t know why I watch these. My anxiety shoots through the roof and I spend the entire time saying “oh my god!” and “no no no no!”

    • @Bmax86
      @Bmax86 7 месяцев назад

      Nice to see you here again

    • @cashman1971
      @cashman1971 7 месяцев назад

      nice to see you here agin

  • @MomentsofJoy-pv1sx
    @MomentsofJoy-pv1sx 6 месяцев назад

    Fails of the week: because laughter is the best way to cope with our own failures

  • @bloodgulchpatrick
    @bloodgulchpatrick 7 месяцев назад +3

    0:04 Florida trees be like: "meoow 😺"

  • @hondacivic-uo8ne
    @hondacivic-uo8ne 7 месяцев назад +6

    3:53 didn’t know horses could have understeer 😂

    • @mohmoony3918
      @mohmoony3918 7 месяцев назад

      Just needs a front alignment.

  • @johannesmitkos3572
    @johannesmitkos3572 7 месяцев назад +2

    The fact that many bystanders or people filming often even don't acknowledge the danger in these situations and be like "ahhh" or "ohhhh" is nuts. God bless you America.

  • @AnnabelleJARankin
    @AnnabelleJARankin 7 месяцев назад +2

    Hope Dakota was OK
    - terrible fall, near concrete too.

    • @Bmax86
      @Bmax86 7 месяцев назад +1

      Nice to see you here again

    • @AnnabelleJARankin
      @AnnabelleJARankin 7 месяцев назад

      @@Bmax86 Cheers M8!

  • @JakeKilka
    @JakeKilka 7 месяцев назад +5

    15:47 Always carry your dog tags, because they might need your dog tags, because you carry your dog tags

    • @adipsous
      @adipsous 7 месяцев назад +1

      Nicely observed👍

  • @Kat-tr2ig
    @Kat-tr2ig 7 месяцев назад +7

    9:25 I've never seen a defeated looking machine before, until now

    • @sirenknight8007
      @sirenknight8007 7 месяцев назад +2

      Transformers: Revenge of the Rust (Or Technician)

    • @Bmax86
      @Bmax86 7 месяцев назад

      Nice to see you here again

  • @user-mz7pq7vu7w
    @user-mz7pq7vu7w 7 месяцев назад

    I've sent this to all my friends - they owe me big time for this gem!

  • @crazy86753
    @crazy86753 7 месяцев назад +18

    2:03 I laughed a bit too hard at this one. I will admit though his tricks were nice.

  • @MixBento-FailsofTheWeek
    @MixBento-FailsofTheWeek 7 месяцев назад +4

    I'm saving this video for whenever I need a pick-me-up. Instant mood booster!

  • @jaydeebow6431
    @jaydeebow6431 7 месяцев назад +2

    The fact that anyone don't know enough to realize one needs the strength to hold their own weight in order to swing from a rope...LOL 😂

    • @RideAcrossTheRiver
      @RideAcrossTheRiver 6 месяцев назад

      More than your own weight because there's acceleration at work too!

  • @loganlove7638
    @loganlove7638 7 месяцев назад

    The fishing one from Illinois is funny asl😂

  • @kurtkaster5666
    @kurtkaster5666 7 месяцев назад +18

    1:34 I was shocked to see the front of that train get crushed like a pop can. I thought there would be something solid in there, or explode when it got popped.

    • @Bmax86
      @Bmax86 7 месяцев назад

      Nice to see you here again

    • @Wailwulf
      @Wailwulf 7 месяцев назад

      The centerpiece is actually hinged like a door to allow maintenance and cleaning inside the engine. Now it is suppose to swing outward, not in, but the crane had other ideas for it.
      Do a Google Image search for _norfolk and western 475 centered headlight_ to see what I mean

  • @a.c.m.e.ink.4568
    @a.c.m.e.ink.4568 7 месяцев назад +14

    11:54 How's that a fail? It was epic ! 🤔🚚💨

    • @kenwittlief255
      @kenwittlief255 7 месяцев назад +2

      the front tires blew out, and it spun out of control in the street going about 100mph

    • @CARLCGP
      @CARLCGP 7 месяцев назад

      Hubiera sido más épico.......
      Si hubiera sido un Monster Truck. Aunque el aterrizaje fue PERFECTO. 😈👌😂😂😂

    • @Bmax86
      @Bmax86 7 месяцев назад

      Nice to see you here again

  • @bettycaudill3299
    @bettycaudill3299 7 месяцев назад

    The semi that did air time was awesome and the people that slipped and hit their head was brutal.

  • @mssmith3604
    @mssmith3604 7 месяцев назад +1

    One flaw with FailArmy is that most of the clips end too soon.

  • @leahxrose_edits
    @leahxrose_edits 7 месяцев назад +4

    1:34 I love how he yells stop like he would have the time to stop or even hear him lol

  • @strix.1
    @strix.1 7 месяцев назад +8

    Well Florida never disappoints! And from watching so many of these vids, three things...1) 🤿VR headsets are totally dangerous; 2) 🪨💦If you are not sure about a rope swing, best to not try it; 3) 🪓Axe throwing is a wrongful death lawsuit waiting to happen! 😂

    • @Bmax86
      @Bmax86 7 месяцев назад +1

      Nice to see you here again 😃

  • @user-zd5ih5os5w
    @user-zd5ih5os5w 7 месяцев назад +1

    I just finished watching your video, and I must say, it was absolutely mesmerizing.

    • @Bmax86
      @Bmax86 7 месяцев назад

      Nice to see you here again

  • @wyattmartin534
    @wyattmartin534 6 месяцев назад +1

    Never thought I'd see someone yell stop to a train lmao. They can't😂

  • @akrobatapobyku
    @akrobatapobyku 7 месяцев назад +7

    17:35 how can you say this is epic when a guy could be already dead at this point

    • @darrellgrant7615
      @darrellgrant7615 7 месяцев назад +2

      The cab was still intact. They were fine

  • @albertdalton9644
    @albertdalton9644 7 месяцев назад +5

    11:56 That wasn't a fail, that was pure awesomeness.

    • @Bmax86
      @Bmax86 7 месяцев назад

      Nice to see you here again

    • @cashman1971
      @cashman1971 7 месяцев назад

      nice to see here again

  • @user-wc2wj8ov5l
    @user-wc2wj8ov5l 7 месяцев назад +4

    You've officially earned a spot in my Hall of Fame for Comedy!

  • @fluff1353
    @fluff1353 7 месяцев назад +3

    I voted for the guy who busted his cahones trying to hop the pylons, with second place going to the porch thief trying to talk his way out of being caught.

  • @xXxLLIaMaHxXx
    @xXxLLIaMaHxXx 7 месяцев назад +25

    4:41 Two stars
    10:24 I want to see that guy's footage
    15:25 If that guy didn't swear to god I wouldn't have believed he was an auditor for UPS
    15:45 She gagged so he didn't have to
    16:19 Just let Santa have a rest before the holiday season

  • @zachary9009
    @zachary9009 7 месяцев назад +6

    That truck jump may have been the most badass thing I've ever seen. Fuck yeah!

  • @user-gr9bn5do6e
    @user-gr9bn5do6e 7 месяцев назад +8

    I love how these fails of the week never fail to make me laugh

    • @hughjaanus6680
      @hughjaanus6680 7 месяцев назад

      Except that wasn't a "Fail of the week".

  • @Bmontepeque11
    @Bmontepeque11 7 месяцев назад +3

    At 3:43, how did that ball get in her sweater? 😂😂
    At 8:09, HOW do you get that much mold in a car? 😶

    • @Bmax86
      @Bmax86 7 месяцев назад

      Nice to see you here again ❤

  • @Axzle_MC
    @Axzle_MC 7 месяцев назад +11

    I love this country 🤣

    • @michaelespeland
      @michaelespeland 7 месяцев назад +3

      There really ain't much to love, if you ask me

    • @MajorasWrath1
      @MajorasWrath1 7 месяцев назад +1

      Why?

    • @AlenAlic
      @AlenAlic 7 месяцев назад +2

      Murica 🇺🇸

    • @adipsous
      @adipsous 7 месяцев назад

      It's easy to love folly in a child.

  • @LuIsSaNcHeZ510
    @LuIsSaNcHeZ510 7 месяцев назад +10

    How the in the hell is that Nebraska semi truck jump a fail. That shit was patriotic

    • @gmmakesmehurl
      @gmmakesmehurl 7 месяцев назад

      Whoever runs failarmy are the true idiots.

  • @Wyvrex
    @Wyvrex 7 месяцев назад

    bystander at 1:32: whoa, stop, STOP.
    Me, a train: Okay, I guess ill just stop?

  • @heskeyns
    @heskeyns 7 месяцев назад +1

    4:38 that cop was so dramatic.... he fell down and went ''nah am dead'' while the cyclist was ''come on man you a cop and you gonna do me like that?''

  • @MattJasa
    @MattJasa 7 месяцев назад +10

    17:04 Hurts to see an instrument fall on the floor. Solid electrics are normally pretty durable, they're not hollow like the acoustic guitar.

    • @kenwittlief255
      @kenwittlief255 7 месяцев назад +1

      yeah, no the finish is ruined, or the wood is cracked
      dont carry a real Fender around in anything but a hard shell case

    • @Bmax86
      @Bmax86 7 месяцев назад

      Nice to see you here again

  • @xiru69
    @xiru69 7 месяцев назад +4

    "Dumb" and "Americans" in the same sentence, that's a Pleonasm

    • @AlenAlic
      @AlenAlic 7 месяцев назад +4

      Misspelling “sentence” while trying to call Americans dumb is just so amazing. 😂

    • @xiru69
      @xiru69 7 месяцев назад +1

      @@AlenAlic Thanks Professor :D, can you teach eng to me? you seems more capable than my teacher

    • @darrellgrant7615
      @darrellgrant7615 7 месяцев назад

      @@xiru69you seemS ? 🤣💀apparently someone needs to teach you 🤡

    • @jeepliving1
      @jeepliving1 7 месяцев назад

      Brought to you by the Department of Redundancy Department.

  • @wazza33racer
    @wazza33racer 7 месяцев назад

    Its like that classic scene from Forest Gump "Are you stupid boy, or did you take lessons??"

  • @kathleenchaffin2591
    @kathleenchaffin2591 7 месяцев назад

    Gymnast on paddleboard was awesome!

  • @jonathantorresgonzalez3415
    @jonathantorresgonzalez3415 7 месяцев назад +7

    I'm glad they included Puerto Rico 🇵🇷. Cuz that's where I'm from.😎😎😎

  • @Bernandez4139
    @Bernandez4139 7 месяцев назад +3

    22:02 wasn't a fail, it was good thinking and extinguished the fire.

    • @Bmax86
      @Bmax86 7 месяцев назад

      Nice to see you here again ❤