Best of Texas Fails 🤠 Dumb Americans Compilation

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  • @TexanMthrFukr
    @TexanMthrFukr 5 месяцев назад +294

    1:50 "babe wake up, there's this dude running from the cops" 😂 He is a true Hubby

    • @GregHuffman1987
      @GregHuffman1987 4 месяца назад +7

      he did the meme

    • @ffsthe1stYT
      @ffsthe1stYT 4 месяца назад +2

      bro did not mention the lambo 😢

    • @zoenoelle8844
      @zoenoelle8844 4 месяца назад +1

      haha i was about to say that!

    • @hglorianne
      @hglorianne 4 месяца назад +3

      That is something I would want my significant other to wake me up for! XD

    • @troyteasley9889
      @troyteasley9889 3 месяца назад

      😂​@@ffsthe1stYT

  • @kylek9684
    @kylek9684 5 месяцев назад +189

    5:43 those guys just helped him perform a very rare parkour move called "your friend is now a vegetable" ..... NAILED IT!

    • @darmoforeelz5857
      @darmoforeelz5857 5 месяцев назад +35

      Bro really pulled back on the leg mid air... thats some truly evil behavior 😳

    • @sirenknight8007
      @sirenknight8007 5 месяцев назад +16

      Notice that one didn’t have the “no one was harmed” disclaimer… 😳

    • @fleatactical7390
      @fleatactical7390 5 месяцев назад +19

      Had to watch it twice to figure out if it was intentional or an accident. Looked intentional to me.

    • @cameronbateau6510
      @cameronbateau6510 4 месяца назад

      Who helped perform a very rare parkour?

    • @couch2558
      @couch2558 4 месяца назад +6

      ​@@darmoforeelz5857 well, the problem is actually that they did the move wrong. What they're trying to do is a flip move, except 1-2 people flip your momentum mid air so you reverse, by pushing the feet back down. The problem is they only did like 25% of what they should have. And too late.

  • @JohnSmith-sw2zy
    @JohnSmith-sw2zy 5 месяцев назад +137

    7:48 Aww, pefect opportunity to tell the cops to pull over and ask them "Do you know why I pulled you over?"

    • @sirenknight8007
      @sirenknight8007 5 месяцев назад +3

      In response to the video voice - They usually don’t go to commercial places for gas, but a city/county owned station.
      But still funny.

    • @or2ak
      @or2ak 5 месяцев назад

      💯

    • @JamesMitchell-mj8yv
      @JamesMitchell-mj8yv 5 месяцев назад

      Didn't they use that as a sting operation? When a driver stopped to tell them the driver would be ticketed for impeding traffic

  • @Lugnut64052
    @Lugnut64052 5 месяцев назад +170

    11:44 Those two little kids with the buzz cutter 🤣🤣

    • @Durwood71
      @Durwood71 5 месяцев назад

      Hot mom, though.

    • @johnhio1843
      @johnhio1843 5 месяцев назад +12

      Best bit

    • @Durwood71
      @Durwood71 5 месяцев назад

      The mom is hot, though. 👍

    • @brianartillery
      @brianartillery 5 месяцев назад +17

      ​​@@johnhio1843 - This one is my new favourite. It takes over from the baby whose toddler sibling has drawn all over it with magic markers. Very wrong, but one of the funniest things I've ever seen. The buzzcutter beats that. The fact that both kids shaved the backs of their heads bald - undisguisably so - is fricken' hilarious.

    • @KBosch-xp2ut
      @KBosch-xp2ut 4 месяца назад +7

      At least it was just the hair clippers and not the guns under the pillows.

  • @myfurryfam365
    @myfurryfam365 5 месяцев назад +62

    The kids with the haircuts 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @sillyme448
      @sillyme448 4 месяца назад +6

      Even i felt bad🤣🤣

  • @SSgtRobertMorris
    @SSgtRobertMorris 5 месяцев назад +167

    Stealing the lawn mower blade was legendary.

  • @corkbulb2895
    @corkbulb2895 5 месяцев назад +39

    5:42 that guy landed STRAIGHT DOWN on his DOME! That is *exactly* how you break your neck! Lucky dude.

    • @nottelling4828
      @nottelling4828 4 месяца назад +8

      Yeah, I didn't even laugh at that one. That's some Brace City stuff right there.

    • @pamelaspooner7183
      @pamelaspooner7183 2 месяца назад +1

      Or full paralysis…not funny

  • @MrYfrank14
    @MrYfrank14 5 месяцев назад +142

    19:31- just a tip, spilled paint is easier to clean up if you don't walk through it first.

    • @Durwood71
      @Durwood71 5 месяцев назад +8

      Easier, but still not easy.

    • @Xarosai
      @Xarosai 5 месяцев назад +10

      Also, don't use a water vacuum! It will destroy it... My neighbour rents a bunch of different things and one of his vacuums got completely fucked by a client because of that lol

    • @Emper0rH0rde
      @Emper0rH0rde 5 месяцев назад +4

      A hundred bucks says that landlord was a cheapskate.

    • @toddlauretteHabsforlife
      @toddlauretteHabsforlife 5 месяцев назад +16

      ​@@Emper0rH0rde The landlord's there cleaning buddy's mess, at least he's there. If it was my house, and the tenant called and said i just spilled 5 gallons of paint on the floor, id say i will be there to see it at the end of the month, if i can still see the paint on the floor, i will be serving u your 30 day notice. Lazy f**k, clean it up, im sure he has youtube, he is recording the video on his phone. It's not fun cleaning paint, but if u spilled it, or someone in your family, then clean it. If i rented and this happened to me, id never call my landlord, id clean my mess, like most responsible adults.

    • @Purplepinkmom
      @Purplepinkmom 4 месяца назад +4

      You would think people now a-days would think your statement is something you learn in rocket science class.

  • @Doxymeister
    @Doxymeister 5 месяцев назад +39

    Aren't baby skunks adorable? Except when they're following you home, that is, LOL.

    • @CottagecoreBihexual
      @CottagecoreBihexual 4 месяца назад

      As long as you don't appear threatening, and Mom's in a good mood, you'll be fine.

    • @seanvanderstruys5196
      @seanvanderstruys5196 Месяц назад

      ​@@CottagecoreBihexualI want a stinky kitty 😂

  • @BillyNoMates1974
    @BillyNoMates1974 5 месяцев назад +70

    0:56 - fall through a chair and fart at the same time.
    double combo right there

    • @scorpianna420
      @scorpianna420 4 месяца назад +2

      I honestly didn't hear that until you mentioned it 😂

    • @BillyNoMates1974
      @BillyNoMates1974 4 месяца назад +1

      @@scorpianna420 for an added bonus point, did she squeeze cheese too ?

    • @youtubecommenter2527
      @youtubecommenter2527 3 месяца назад

      No. The sound of that fabric ripping apart that fast sounds just like a meaty fart. I've done the same thing to one of those chairs lol.

  • @kdm313
    @kdm313 5 месяцев назад +15

    Gator 🐊 said I’m tired of you messing with my meals 😂😂

  • @TheWhiteNoir
    @TheWhiteNoir 5 месяцев назад +60

    Not them clapping more when they got to experience a rocket explode 😂

    • @donniev8181
      @donniev8181 5 месяцев назад +5

      Why not, nobody is on the rocket.

    • @foxfire8284
      @foxfire8284 5 месяцев назад +6

      We Texans love a good fireworks show

    • @entltyq
      @entltyq 5 месяцев назад

      ​@@donniev8181You may not this, but you payed for that rocket. Some fool/EIon gets to play with your money and not deliver on his promise to create a functioning, reusable rocket after almost 10 years of readjusting deadlines. He lied and stole our money.

    • @aydobo
      @aydobo 2 месяца назад

      I'd be cheering too if I was there in person

  • @GeorgeJansen
    @GeorgeJansen 5 месяцев назад +69

    5:34. That boy's left knee will never be the same

    • @Menuki
      @Menuki 5 месяцев назад +16

      Pls note they didn’t put the “no one was harmed” subtitle on that one

    • @nottelling4828
      @nottelling4828 4 месяца назад +4

      I felt the rips and tears emanating through the screen...

  • @KellyNewman-z5r
    @KellyNewman-z5r 5 месяцев назад +29

    Mom crouch scooting on the ice driveway , shows wise exp. 👍👍

    • @abc456f
      @abc456f Месяц назад +3

      Plus a great leg workout.

  • @alison4316
    @alison4316 4 месяца назад +20

    "Betcha my lawnmower's faster than yours, peckerwood!!"
    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @tranz2deep
    @tranz2deep 5 месяцев назад +55

    1:35 _"Gouda? Gouda? This is how you ended up on the ^&%^&%$ highway!"_ When you have a herd, there's like that *ONE* guy...

  • @cainealexander-mccord2805
    @cainealexander-mccord2805 5 месяцев назад +33

    2:52 That was pretty cool of that dude to do all four characters from King of the Hill.

  • @donniev8181
    @donniev8181 5 месяцев назад +14

    Little Teddy and Elouise were adorable!

  • @michaelnone1437
    @michaelnone1437 5 месяцев назад +272

    Texas state motto "when you do something stupid double down and fuck everyone else's day up too"

    • @LoneStarMillennial
      @LoneStarMillennial 5 месяцев назад +16

      That's too long to be a motto. Don't quit your day job.

    • @BeatricetheLynx
      @BeatricetheLynx 5 месяцев назад +21

      @@LoneStarMillennial "Dun fucked up? Double down boy, ruin er day too"

    • @DreamMonster7
      @DreamMonster7 5 месяцев назад +7

      Never go to Texas.

    • @MsLeonor1968
      @MsLeonor1968 5 месяцев назад

      @@BeatricetheLynx So true!

    • @jbwarner8626
      @jbwarner8626 5 месяцев назад +12

      ​@@DreamMonster7 Things to do in Texas:
      1. Leave

  • @Bettercallsouls
    @Bettercallsouls 5 месяцев назад +12

    World: *explode
    FailArmy: *No one was harmed*

  • @YC72
    @YC72 4 месяца назад +69

    That guy that grabbed dude’s leg while he was attempting the back flip should be charged with attempted murder.

    • @ChrisF-fx5du
      @ChrisF-fx5du 2 месяца назад +9

      No lie who would do something that stupid

    • @TimC-tm5gb
      @TimC-tm5gb Месяц назад

      Go prosecute him you doofus commenter

    • @P3rasc0
      @P3rasc0 16 дней назад

      Bro that part took me out😂😅😂😅 his boy f’d him

    • @-SinisterVR
      @-SinisterVR 11 дней назад

      I think they were meant to do that, since they both did it. But it didn’t go well.

  • @diego777cas
    @diego777cas 5 месяцев назад +18

    13:28 dang that was personal. Falcon just dropped some deuces in the garage and was like “yeah, this is my turf!” before taking off

    • @nottelling4828
      @nottelling4828 4 месяца назад +1

      I thought it was an owl at first, but either way, I totally missed the aerial bombardment. Thanks!

  • @S1X_Bucks
    @S1X_Bucks 5 месяцев назад +42

    News flash lady, everything in that bowl is a bug 5:00

    • @CaptainKedah
      @CaptainKedah 5 месяцев назад +5

      i was about to write the samething, I'm glad im Not the Only one who saw the Irony of her selective thinking. The Whole Plate is Full of Bugs

    • @shishinonaito
      @shishinonaito 5 месяцев назад

      New flash, you ignorant person: nothing on that plate is a bug except that one bug. Poor joke (let's hope it's a joke and you're not that stupid...)

    • @TheDennys21
      @TheDennys21 5 месяцев назад +5

      What if it's a feature?

    • @sirenknight8007
      @sirenknight8007 5 месяцев назад +2

      Ordered the extra protein? 🤮

    • @drunkentrain
      @drunkentrain 5 месяцев назад +2

      I don't think she knew that she was feasting on some mudbugs

  • @omarcortes5754
    @omarcortes5754 5 месяцев назад +38

    I feel bad for the people of those houses with broken ceilings.

  • @hannahb.2359
    @hannahb.2359 5 месяцев назад +6

    I am dying! These are the FAILS OF MY PEOPLE! Loll ugh…makes me so homesick!!!!

  • @magneticjanet
    @magneticjanet 5 месяцев назад +5

    Timestamp 2:50 “I bet you my lawn mower is faster than yours Pecker-wood!” 🤣Now that’s Texas 💯 😂

  • @cobra4439
    @cobra4439 5 месяцев назад +8

    2:05 bro just got the hardest adrenaline rush of his life

  • @feminazislayer
    @feminazislayer 2 месяца назад +78

    Who else from tx 👀

    • @evarivera1356
      @evarivera1356 Месяц назад +3

      Lmao yeessss a lot of these I was like 🤔🤔🤔 was that really in Texas?? 😂

    • @REDACTED-C9
      @REDACTED-C9 Месяц назад

      Me

    • @MagnificentMuttley70
      @MagnificentMuttley70 Месяц назад

      20:05 It looks like this driver couldve gone around the wet cement by driving over the parking lot. Why so stupid?? 🤷🏻

    • @VarchimetheClash
      @VarchimetheClash Месяц назад +2

      I served with the guy that denied his wife the kiss in the restaurant 😅 I haven't even been living here longer than a year. Small world, huge state.

    • @MagnificentMuttley70
      @MagnificentMuttley70 Месяц назад

      @@VarchimetheClash He was in your restaurant that night. You just missed him! 😸🚬

  • @Collidedatoms
    @Collidedatoms 5 месяцев назад +12

    3:34 - that dude got total karma for honking at her.

  • @matthewsinclair507
    @matthewsinclair507 5 месяцев назад +10

    5:42 who need enemies when you have friends like that

  • @mgoh1984
    @mgoh1984 5 месяцев назад +6

    16:53 Sometimes snakes get such a bad rap when they come out to great new friends.

    • @sirenknight8007
      @sirenknight8007 5 месяцев назад

      18:36 right? This dude, scared but still driving AND recording … with a snake. 0% survival skills 90% record for social media skills

  • @CryptidGirlNextDoor
    @CryptidGirlNextDoor 5 месяцев назад +12

    6:24 That crawfish must’ve had a vendetta to fulfill! 😂

  • @MrWombatty
    @MrWombatty 5 месяцев назад +12

    Give a man a fish, he eats for a day.
    Teach a man to fish & his whole family eats!
    Give a gator a fishing-rod, ....& he eats without getting his feet wet!

  • @Ni5ei
    @Ni5ei 5 месяцев назад +15

    19:32
    Must be quite a dog if it can knock over a 5 gallon paint bucket.

    • @TehButterflyEffect
      @TehButterflyEffect 5 месяцев назад +8

      Amazing that people who rent houses ALWAYS have huge dogs. It's the dumbest thing. You end up paying so much more.

  • @greatmindsthinkalike1378
    @greatmindsthinkalike1378 4 месяца назад +1

    That horse said, I'm not going in there, but you can! 😅😅😅

  • @mattmayo3539
    @mattmayo3539 5 месяцев назад +16

    8:05 that was clearly two people evading a hit and run.

    • @daltonmaraschiello8758
      @daltonmaraschiello8758 4 месяца назад

      That may be so but how tf he just dance them dents out almost looked brand new 😂😂

  • @michaellacey9653
    @michaellacey9653 5 месяцев назад +13

    17:16 IKEA furniture goofy ahh moment 💀

    • @jbwarner8626
      @jbwarner8626 5 месяцев назад

      "Oh, was I supposed to _use_ the screws?"

  • @MaoriGamerDood
    @MaoriGamerDood 5 месяцев назад +4

    0:50 😂😂😂 gotta love jump scares that make people jump

    • @cindydott452
      @cindydott452 3 месяца назад +1

      I saw one once that was truly hysterical. This guy popped up out of a recycling bin. He was wearing a scary mask. The guy he scared lashed out and delivered a blow right in the center of the mask. The guy was KO'd, and collapsed back into the bin.

  • @MAWSAFGJP-p5b
    @MAWSAFGJP-p5b 2 месяца назад +2

    As someone who has lived in San Antonio for almost 13 years. I can honestly say yep, welcome to Texas.

  • @roccosophie6498
    @roccosophie6498 5 месяцев назад +15

    I don't know why but when goats freeze up, I lose it. So stinking funny.

    • @Dinosaurchickin
      @Dinosaurchickin 4 месяца назад

      It’s not all goats. It’s only fainting goats.

  • @topfun5.0
    @topfun5.0 2 месяца назад

    The rhythm of life, perfectly captured in every frame. 😂😂😂

  • @odril
    @odril 5 месяцев назад +45

    Starship made it to the FailArmy! About time ...

    • @bastersturm
      @bastersturm 5 месяцев назад +2

      yeah but i dunno if SN9 is the big Starship fail :p maybee integrated flight test 1´s rocktornado is worth

    • @LisSolitudinous
      @LisSolitudinous 5 месяцев назад +6

      @@bastersturm well, every fail is a ton of data and a possibility to improve, so...not sure it's that much of a fail

    • @entltyq
      @entltyq 5 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@LisSolitudinousAgreed, but talk about inefficiently taking billions of dollars to deliver on something he promised after almost a decade. Elon is not going to be the messiah everyone is looking for.

    • @peterbretherton3546
      @peterbretherton3546 5 месяцев назад

      ​@@entltyqahhh, still mad he messed up Twitter for you? Don't worry, FB will still censor those you don't like.

    • @monjava
      @monjava 5 месяцев назад

      @@entltyqyou’re referring to SpaceX? While the Boeing Starliner is a national embarrassment? You do know SpaceX got half the funding as Boeing for the exact same project, and actually delivered successfully 4 years ago? Boeing still hasn’t…

  • @MasterMindEntertainment-xt7uh
    @MasterMindEntertainment-xt7uh 5 дней назад

    Teddy found the bus cutter😮
    Eloise turn around😂😂😂
    Hahahaha

  • @whokodthelonghorn
    @whokodthelonghorn 5 месяцев назад +73

    Everything is bigger in Texas, even their fails.

    • @PriceFamPrime
      @PriceFamPrime 5 месяцев назад +17

      Definitely not their IQs.

    • @charlonnbrown5173
      @charlonnbrown5173 4 месяца назад

      @@PriceFamPrimeim pretty sure y’all IQ’s aren’t that high where you from either😒

    • @laughalotlancaster2244
      @laughalotlancaster2244 2 месяца назад +3

      @@PriceFamPrime There are idiots in every state!!!

    • @tallyikroe2476
      @tallyikroe2476 2 месяца назад

      @@laughalotlancaster2244 Texas definitely has one of the larger numbers of the stupidity rate

  • @AIFIdiot98
    @AIFIdiot98 5 месяцев назад +1

    I always watch videos like this until the end. If it weren't for their failures and stupidity, there wouldn't be such funny videos. I'm grateful to them and grateful to you! 😘

  • @Alcatraz1289
    @Alcatraz1289 4 месяца назад +5

    3:19 that's not a fail, that's a win! 😄

  • @UnusualLaughter8688
    @UnusualLaughter8688 5 месяцев назад +12

    3:14 Stupidity never looked this entertaining! Thanks, Texas.

  • @INFPeace-
    @INFPeace- 5 месяцев назад +2

    Cozy lover here! I can safely say that the outside world is like a cartoon! 😅

  • @mseddie
    @mseddie 5 месяцев назад +21

    Texas has a lot of fun people and fun things to do, but as they say, Don't mess with Texas!

  • @WatchFelineSpine
    @WatchFelineSpine 4 месяца назад

    aww the little men trying to run through the paper during their football game was so cute🥰 reminds me of when i would watch my little bro when he WAS little 😅😊

  • @lynderherberts2828
    @lynderherberts2828 5 месяцев назад +18

    How do dump truck drivers NOT KNOW the thing is up?
    I would think the weight distribution and air flow drag would cause significant imbalance.

    • @MrYfrank14
      @MrYfrank14 5 месяцев назад +6

      It is impossible to drive with the bed up at those speeds.
      Sometimes you drive with bed up at low speed to spread gravel or whatever, and even at low speed you can feel the truck is top heavy. Plus, when you look in your mirrors, the truck isnt behind you. Then there is wind drag and noise on the bed.
      This guy probably didn't realize he hit the sign, eithier.

    • @anthonyklanke1397
      @anthonyklanke1397 5 месяцев назад +3

      I've seen several of these same incidents on Fail army at this point. How does this happen this often?

    • @lynderherberts2828
      @lynderherberts2828 5 месяцев назад

      @@anthonyklanke1397
      That's what I find so perplexing.
      I watch Fail Army, too. Have a great holiday.

    • @Bobo-ox7fj
      @Bobo-ox7fj 2 месяца назад

      Had a tipper truck take out a power line here fairly recently, guy was a local, drunk and on uppers. I think that's the typical case

  • @HAZRATOS
    @HAZRATOS 12 дней назад

    2:29 That piggy is too damn adorable, we need to protect it.

  • @careylowell
    @careylowell 3 месяца назад +5

    16:50 How is watching a hailstorm a sign of stupidity??

  • @MicJaguar
    @MicJaguar 4 месяца назад

    The little girl turning around to reveal the hair shaved on the back of her hair had me in stitches. 😂

  • @iiickythump
    @iiickythump 5 месяцев назад +25

    5:16 **SOMEONE WAS HARMED**

    • @grbmajor6645
      @grbmajor6645 5 месяцев назад +7

      Definitely. Also 5:34, that kid did some serious knee damage.

    • @dr.robertbennett3452
      @dr.robertbennett3452 5 месяцев назад +1

      Yooo! Right??? That was a long way down!

    • @dr.robertbennett3452
      @dr.robertbennett3452 5 месяцев назад +3

      @@grbmajor6645I guess there are certain levels to being "harmed"???? 🤷🏾‍♂️🤷🏾‍♂️🤷🏾‍♂️

    • @paulkennedy8701
      @paulkennedy8701 5 месяцев назад +3

      ​@@grbmajor6645
      I thought it looked like a lower-leg fracture.

    • @iiickythump
      @iiickythump 5 месяцев назад +3

      @@grbmajor6645 🙊🙊🙊I saw that one too!!

  • @LeeChaney71
    @LeeChaney71 5 месяцев назад +2

    They say “everything’s bigger in Texas”. I guess even the fails. 😂

  • @Peaceloveandvanda
    @Peaceloveandvanda 2 месяца назад +8

    I will never love anything more than Texas ❤

  • @vanniyoung1
    @vanniyoung1 4 месяца назад

    The dude swinging on work truck door, 😂😂I dont know Eddy but I know he's gonna laugh.

  • @allenfernandez-
    @allenfernandez- 5 месяцев назад +39

    2:10 dude got 100% of luck

    • @Brawndo2008
      @Brawndo2008 5 месяцев назад

      On both ends of the luck spectrum lol

    • @Durwood71
      @Durwood71 5 месяцев назад +1

      Not quite. 100% luck would have allowed him to avoid the accident entirely. He's probably closer to 90% lucky.

    • @dlinkster
      @dlinkster 5 месяцев назад +1

      Yeah, the guy is currently one of my managers at work. He still rides at times.

    • @davinderc
      @davinderc 5 месяцев назад +1

      meh, if he hadn't accelerated like a maniac, he could have just been a spectator... many motorcyclists treat every ride like a race, gotta keep up with the opponents 2 inches in front of me...

  • @Bert_Fromarketin
    @Bert_Fromarketin 2 месяца назад

    Should have been called AN AFTERNOON IN SOUTH ARLINGTON 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @kbramlett6877
    @kbramlett6877 5 месяцев назад +10

    As you see @ 9:32 It will never cease to amaze me that these idiots attempt to lift more than they know they can and wind up in predicaments for our enjoyment.

    • @samurai7927
      @samurai7927 5 месяцев назад

      🤓🤓

    • @RossDeveau
      @RossDeveau 5 месяцев назад

      If you can't lift it- don't try- you are a danger to others!!!!

    • @Lewtable
      @Lewtable 5 месяцев назад +2

      That isn't really a problem of having too much weight though. He doesn't have a spotter and tried to push himself to the limits and failed to secure the weights before collapsing. To end up in a predicament where you can't physically manage to lift the bar any more is normal, but not having any safety is stupid.

    • @kbramlett6877
      @kbramlett6877 5 месяцев назад

      @@LewtableBecause of his stupidity, it is funny for us to watch.

    • @cameronbateau6510
      @cameronbateau6510 5 месяцев назад

      What will never amaze you that someone attempted to lift more for your enjoyment?

  • @Canadiangrl77
    @Canadiangrl77 4 месяца назад

    The gator stealing the fishing pole was funny but sad. It was his pin reel. 😂😂

  • @loud865
    @loud865 5 месяцев назад +34

    0:56 this lady farts as the chair breaks
    I listened over and over its definitely a fart and I giggled a lil bit

    • @Dragon359
      @Dragon359 5 месяцев назад +5

      A 'fear fart' one could say.

    • @BucksSuperStereoWorld
      @BucksSuperStereoWorld 5 месяцев назад +4

      I definitely heard it too!

    • @Constructioncaper019
      @Constructioncaper019 5 месяцев назад +1

      6:18 the club went further than the ball

    • @cindydott452
      @cindydott452 3 месяца назад

      I think the sound was slightly out of sync. The fart actually broke the chair!!!

  • @sheldoncedwardthibault3599
    @sheldoncedwardthibault3599 6 дней назад

    Brother & Sister buzz cut their hair! Such a mouth dropping moment! Devastating for poor ol' Mom!

  • @broden4838
    @broden4838 5 месяцев назад +8

    For me, it's practically every time the CSB has to respond to an accident at a chemical plant in TX

  • @TVNation
    @TVNation 4 месяца назад

    1:47 The "babe wake up" was the highlight of this video! 🤣

    • @IcePrince5
      @IcePrince5 Месяц назад

      Fr. My man knew she had to see it too 😂😂

  • @グーミィ-b3n
    @グーミィ-b3n 5 месяцев назад +3

    10:55 可愛すぎる🐤💓
    想像もしてなかったファンタジーな世界観✨

  • @airmykii4090
    @airmykii4090 4 месяца назад

    0:03 … the fact that mans was recording knowing something was gone happen and still continued to drive behind him instead of hanging back a bit further instead of risking it all to get to that exit lol 😂

  • @dalesmithies9051
    @dalesmithies9051 5 месяцев назад +17

    Texas is the new Florida

    • @nochannel8811
      @nochannel8811 5 месяцев назад +2

      No. From Texas eff Florida

    • @ropace37
      @ropace37 4 месяца назад +1

      Only because all the leftists rere’s continue to flock here.😂

    • @dalesmithies9051
      @dalesmithies9051 4 месяца назад

      @@nochannel8811 Yes from Lancashire

    • @jakemakesstuff3973
      @jakemakesstuff3973 4 месяца назад +1

      The cali exodus didn’t help.

  • @Spook-Tha-General-PWE
    @Spook-Tha-General-PWE 5 месяцев назад +1

    Everything is bigger in texas even the fails 😮😮😮😂😂😂

  • @lw3269
    @lw3269 5 месяцев назад +32

    Lived in Texas for a few years, and confirm that these aggies are typically the rule, not the exception of Texans.

    • @cameronbateau6510
      @cameronbateau6510 5 месяцев назад +1

      What aggies are typically the rule?

    • @Im-not-clever
      @Im-not-clever 5 месяцев назад +4

      Obviously not here long enough to learn what an Aggie is...we aren't all farmers or fans of A&M

    • @SpaceRanger187
      @SpaceRanger187 4 месяца назад +2

      Its crazy how most of these people have survived this long

  • @aaron2k2
    @aaron2k2 Месяц назад

    Man tried to straighten the hood out like it was a bedsheet 😂

  • @Vulpishee
    @Vulpishee 5 месяцев назад +4

    Not the dude falling through the ceiling. 😔 I hope he was okay.

  • @marcusmiller5443
    @marcusmiller5443 3 месяца назад +1

    To the young man screaming about a snake on the windshield from inside the car:
    first thing you should do is remember you're recording, and tone down the hysteria.

  • @Miaaaa-equestriannn
    @Miaaaa-equestriannn 5 месяцев назад +8

    A train smashed through a freaking car
    No OnE wAs HaRmEd
    😂

    • @couch2558
      @couch2558 4 месяца назад

      At least on that one you can presume they evacuated from the hauled, and the trains usually hold up well. Cant say the same of them showing actual videos of potentially life altering injuries

  • @braggarmybrat
    @braggarmybrat 2 месяца назад

    Last one was hilarious! 🤣😂🤣

  • @MarkWG
    @MarkWG 2 месяца назад +12

    Man, I LOVE❤MY TEXAS!!!! Born here. Raised here. Lived here for 64 years. I can't imagine livin' any place else. BTW....hail storms really ain't funny.

    • @billybob-mz2mw
      @billybob-mz2mw Месяц назад +1

      I would not not admit that I was from Texas

    • @MarkWG
      @MarkWG Месяц назад

      @billybob-mz2mw Well, Billybob, you obviously have never been here, nor lived here. Texas stretches 269,000 square miles of beautiful scenery. Texas is its own country with the 7th largest economy in the world. We are exceedingly wealthy and rich in natural resources. We are proud of our Godly, conservative values and strong leadership. If your perception lies in politics, then, if I were you, I wouldn't admit to living in a liberal Marxist h3llhole such as you may live in.

    • @dixztube
      @dixztube Месяц назад +1

      Oklahoma > Texas ❤

  • @ampulsion
    @ampulsion 4 месяца назад +1

    Texas is a wild place, I miss it 😢 I'm moving back!

  • @microtech5871
    @microtech5871 5 месяцев назад +5

    2:29 all thats missing is Sandwich Cutie saying "hey you hungry...want me to make you a sandwich? "

    • @doctormahrio5226
      @doctormahrio5226 4 месяца назад

      a BACON sandwich?
      The meal or the entree?

  • @Helluva_gal666
    @Helluva_gal666 3 месяца назад

    12:17 My guy ran over the grass twice 😂 Poor Aaron! 😂

  • @joelmoses565
    @joelmoses565 5 месяцев назад +5

    That Truck 🛻 fail was hilarious.🤣🤣🤣

  • @AlexTrueblood-sk9fb
    @AlexTrueblood-sk9fb 2 месяца назад

    SpongeBob: Hey Patrick, what am I now?
    Patrick: Uhh, stupid?
    SpongeBob: No, l'm Texas.
    Patrick: What's the difference?

  • @danysanta8875
    @danysanta8875 5 месяцев назад +8

    1:57, the dude freaked out cause the ostrich touched his finger, what a p**sy😆. It's an ostrich, they're completely harmless, as long as you're in the car.

    • @doctormahrio5226
      @doctormahrio5226 4 месяца назад

      The tiny
      *Tip*
      That birdie gave him. Was Adorable

  • @dlondon35
    @dlondon35 4 месяца назад

    The world is messed up. But dogs are not. I so appreciate the dogs at the end.😊

  • @blexyyt1887
    @blexyyt1887 4 месяца назад +1

    5:13 Wen Jesus rejects me from heaven for playing to much.💀😂😭

  • @Bigboss_-ze6fb
    @Bigboss_-ze6fb 5 месяцев назад +7

    @6:18 the club went further than the ball 😅

  • @fernandocadena2625
    @fernandocadena2625 4 месяца назад +1

    6:54 😂😂😂 that foo said swish 😂😂😂

  • @ltlt3477
    @ltlt3477 5 месяцев назад +2

    0:11 and 3:26 Horse really came in and said, "Who's gonna finish the 'A horse walks into a bar...'joke?"
    1:42 Gouda said, "I don't give a cheese..."
    2:09 The people involved in this accident would disagree with the "No one was harmed" just because the motorcycle guy got up and his legs ran away in stress and in FOF mode.
    3:40 It was over when the hat flew
    3:46 Par...kour?
    4:04 Can't get any jmore points at work
    5:07 What kinda crawfish...
    5:17 Inspection miss
    6:35 You know they still made someone go get carts
    6:42 Yep, that would be me lady lol!!!!
    7:26 Fish survival by scale evolution
    7:37 I more impressed that it's still going lol!!! Boss!!
    8:16 Welp, this guy thought he could more than buff it out...
    10:46 This man deserves a medal
    13:06 MUST. HAVE. THIS. IN. MY. VEHICLE.
    13:36 The future is here
    14:57 That "Oh s-it"
    15:03 When you and your friend get calf cramps at the same time
    15:33 Happy New Year
    17:40 I'd be the person still shopping
    18:39 Could be: 1. Could be checking for Grey Poupon. 2. Recruiting for Slytherin 3. "Sliding" from the police
    19:07 Nobody does it like Shermin Williams
    19:43 So stinkin' cute. Literally.
    19:53 "I dun told yaw bout fishin' on my private propurty. Dang."
    Let me just say there are always the best laughs in these vids!!

  • @murraychadwick9362
    @murraychadwick9362 4 месяца назад

    We do play hard here in Texas 😂. Weather its with boats, 4 wheelers, monster trucks, motorcycles, animals, kegs of beer,BBQ, once in 10 year snow, ice storms, floods, golf ball size hail 😂

    • @ampulsion
      @ampulsion 4 месяца назад

      Sandbox mode!

  • @maxfastest
    @maxfastest 4 месяца назад +3

    Texas is so proud of the crazies it attracts.

  • @HLR7799
    @HLR7799 5 месяцев назад

    This video is a treasure trove of hilarity. Each viewing is better than the last!

  • @stever5731
    @stever5731 5 месяцев назад +8

    Those adorable cowboy costumes some people wear crack me up. The only things missing are the white face paint, giant shoes and the red ball on their nose. 🤡

    • @cameronbateau6510
      @cameronbateau6510 5 месяцев назад

      What are the adorable cowboy costumes that crack you up?

  • @rantnotover5778
    @rantnotover5778 4 месяца назад

    That gator at the end was like you're not taking my food

  • @Hammersteyn
    @Hammersteyn 5 месяцев назад +22

    Damn Texas is filled with special people

    • @peterbretherton3546
      @peterbretherton3546 5 месяцев назад +14

      California transplants. Lol

    • @maolcogi
      @maolcogi 5 месяцев назад +6

      @@peterbretherton3546 more likely it's the natives. 🤣

    • @peterbretherton3546
      @peterbretherton3546 5 месяцев назад +5

      @@maolcogi have you been to Cali?

    • @JoyanneWilson
      @JoyanneWilson 4 месяца назад +1

      They left ny and cali democrats please stay in you neck of the woods.

    • @soulheaven9243
      @soulheaven9243 4 месяца назад +1

      @@peterbretherton3546 Ive lived in both..Texas def has a different kind of idiot from California..a very special kind

  • @alison4316
    @alison4316 4 месяца назад

    The pile-o-goats was super cute lol

  • @KellyNewman-z5r
    @KellyNewman-z5r 5 месяцев назад +4

    Paint is not the Dogs fault 🙄

  • @abradfordajb
    @abradfordajb 4 месяца назад +1

    " No one was harmed " " No one was harmed " " No one was harmed " " No one was harmed " " No one was harmed " " No one was harmed " " No one was harmed " " No one was harmed " " No one was harmed " " No one was harmed ".

  • @andrewbower2533
    @andrewbower2533 5 месяцев назад +2

    16:15 ma’am. If you can’t safely walk to your car, DO NOT DRIVE

    • @Wolf-ln1ml
      @Wolf-ln1ml Месяц назад

      It could be that the street got cleared from ice (with salt, or at least sand), and it's just her driveway that's slippery. But if it's not, then yeah, bad idea.
      But how she got *_to_* the car was pretty much the opposite of a fail, that was an absolute success 😊

  • @ATFIdiotsAtWork
    @ATFIdiotsAtWork 3 месяца назад

    Watching them fail makes me realize I’m not alone in this!

  • @johnparker2957
    @johnparker2957 5 месяцев назад +78

    No wonder Texas only gets a 1 star review.

    • @redfields5070
      @redfields5070 5 месяцев назад

      Texas fails, from all the people who have moved here to get away from California and New York.

    • @Durwood71
      @Durwood71 5 месяцев назад +3

      It's the Lone Star state.

    • @erikgilson1687
      @erikgilson1687 5 месяцев назад +18

      @Durwood71 that's the joke thank you

    • @ChristopherKelley100
      @ChristopherKelley100 2 месяца назад

      Normalize explaining the joke.