2015 Chinese PLA MRE Review Type 09 Self Heating Meal Ready to Eat Army Food Taste Test

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  • Опубликовано: 12 янв 2025

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  • @SupaMexican3000
    @SupaMexican3000 7 лет назад +3237

    2:48 Steve's pallet has become so refined he can smell specific vitamins

    • @mz.shinelite7779
      @mz.shinelite7779 7 лет назад +6

      Tony Guzman

    • @zstrode.8953
      @zstrode.8953 7 лет назад +73

      I heard him say he can smell vitamin c before now vitamin b lol kinda weird but whatever

    • @williamphelps5047
      @williamphelps5047 7 лет назад +4

      lmfao

    • @bxllyjxck4339
      @bxllyjxck4339 7 лет назад +92

      I can smell vitamins. I've never focused on each individual vitamin smell, but Iron always stands out as one the worse smelling in my opinion.

    • @Halo3machenima
      @Halo3machenima 6 лет назад +9

      Its almost like some kind of super power.

  • @Steve1989MRE
    @Steve1989MRE  7 лет назад +866

    Hey everyone, I hope you all had a nice Christmas with family, friends, and hopefully an MRE thrown in there at some point.
    It's great to be back after visiting some family for the holidays and here are two new videos tonight.
    This Chinese Type 09' and also a Canadian IMP.
    Oldsmokey just did a review on a Chinese Special Operations Food Packet ruclips.net/video/Vl4Ycb-Xyb8/видео.html
    Totally worth checking this one out while on the subject of Chinese Rations.
    PLA has more types of rations currently in service than any other country.

    • @pinkpools
      @pinkpools 7 лет назад +4

      I hope you make 500k subs before 2018, would really cap off the year.

    • @fraupfefferschote3663
      @fraupfefferschote3663 7 лет назад +1

      Steve1989MREInfo Hey Steve, thanks for the new videos. Just in time. I really enjoy them.
      However, you said/wrote something about merch a while ago... any news on that topic yet?

    • @GarrettMcDonald
      @GarrettMcDonald 7 лет назад +1

      I love you steve. You put your body on the line for my entertainment. I love you.

    • @SilverWalker84
      @SilverWalker84 7 лет назад +1

      Thats "nice"

    • @seanmcdonagh6237
      @seanmcdonagh6237 7 лет назад +1

      Steve1989MREInfo do you actually speak like a bro or do you put it on a bit for the videos?

  • @yummypeppermint9063
    @yummypeppermint9063 6 лет назад +1099

    Your voice genuinely makes me happy when you say "alright" or "lets get this onto a tray." I'm not kidding.

  • @cobimistwalker5312
    @cobimistwalker5312 6 лет назад +967

    I can't believe I sit and watch some dude eat military rations lol. As a veteran, I do find it interesting to see how other countries approach their rations. It tickles me to see how much he enjoys eating them.

    • @straightjacket219
      @straightjacket219 6 лет назад +9

      Same here

    • @RM-mw2xr
      @RM-mw2xr 6 лет назад +37

      Cobi Mistwalker it makes my day when he says “nice! Mkay..”

    • @OleKentuckyHome
      @OleKentuckyHome 5 лет назад +9

      i think that's all of us lol

    • @El.Muerto
      @El.Muerto 5 лет назад +9

      Haha exactly. But I still strangely enjoy it. I miss MREs

    • @Lovicide
      @Lovicide 3 года назад +1

      Me also vet. Me also like see, oonga, rations

  • @dreo-913
    @dreo-913 6 лет назад +980

    *WHY am I so into this I watched over 20 videos and I can't stop PLZ HELP*

    • @scottgreen7871
      @scottgreen7871 6 лет назад +34

      I'm right there with you. I need to detox.

    • @chrysduzan1889
      @chrysduzan1889 6 лет назад +33

      It's too late... You've been absorbed

    • @KiltLeo
      @KiltLeo 6 лет назад +5

      No you!
      Jk, I also need halp.

    • @golfjacket
      @golfjacket 6 лет назад +13

      me too it's inexplicable

    • @mortuusrex
      @mortuusrex 6 лет назад +11

      Resistance is futile

  • @deejkdeejk
    @deejkdeejk 7 лет назад +273

    That lamentation on the meager peach ration alone made me subscribe.

  • @wb3027
    @wb3027 7 лет назад +2358

    I eat 4 times when i duty at the PLA army. We often eats hot meal . It was like a studens i feel when i was a soldier. So someday suply MRE , it must is we outdoor to do trainng or repair Municipal (snow, flood) . We must happy for the meal , cause it was funny . someone like ,someone didn't. someone eat cupnoodls . I saw ones company cook cupnoodls using firebox, that's amingzing. that time just Menu A,B,C,D. But now Menu 1-12 . ( sorry for my English, i do my best)

    • @Razzy1312
      @Razzy1312 6 лет назад +557

      Your English was good enough. You had to eat these MRE's while out on patrol, but some people didn't like them and ate instant noodles instead? Lol.

    • @kycounterstrike
      @kycounterstrike 6 лет назад +378

      I can barely spell the word Chinese. Your English is more than sufficient for communication.

    • @blackhatfreak
      @blackhatfreak 6 лет назад +20

      Damn

    • @BicyclesMayUseFullLane
      @BicyclesMayUseFullLane 6 лет назад +145

      Someone didn't like the MRE so they ate cup noodle instead? That feels... backward.
      But then again, I guess it's arguably more familiar for most people, I guess.

    • @fixmix9857
      @fixmix9857 6 лет назад +9

      Is it good?

  • @maqaroon
    @maqaroon 7 лет назад +1234

    One of my earliest memories was eating those canned beef egg rolls as a child in 80s China! I remember them as being utterly delicious...basically like hot-dogs wrapped in an omelette (the canned version was much juicier) but I'm sure that memory's been distorted by nostalgia 😂 . The heated egg rolls were probably meant to be an accompaniment to the main meal, as plain rice tends to be too dull and Chinese people usually mix that with a saltier meat/egg/veg dish. Even boiled, salted peanuts work well as a side dish to rice, instead of eating it plain.

    • @kriz880
      @kriz880 7 лет назад +33

      when my two favorite channels collide looooooooooooooooooool

    • @TheFraggler
      @TheFraggler 7 лет назад +20

      I was just reading the comment then I saw the avatar. When two worlds collide!

    • @sciencesweetly8720
      @sciencesweetly8720 7 лет назад +5

      Maqaroon what are you doing here?? My two favourites 😍😍😍

    • @prot0Tpe10
      @prot0Tpe10 7 лет назад +6

      Maqaroon also eat dog meat 🥩 it’s really yammy 😋 when i was in China 🇨🇳 i eat sandwich 🥪 dog meat omg it’s really yammy I don’t joke you must try it bro 😍❤️

    • @lastkidonthemoon
      @lastkidonthemoon 6 лет назад +10

      I once got stuck in China during the Chinese New Year and since all the shops were closed and the city seemed completely dead, I had to survive on canned food and rice cooked in a cheap rice cooker. Canned mushrooms and other stuff with spicy sauces were indeed unedible, but most of the canned fish was surprisingly good. And beans were also nice, I guess even the Chinese can't mess the canned beans up :D

  • @CyhAnide
    @CyhAnide 5 лет назад +148

    What is this strange crack my husband has turned me onto?!
    Just two days, and I'm 30 videos in, bought a shirt, and can't stop saying, "Nice!"
    I've never equated MREs with enlightenment before, but darn it, I'm sold.

    • @Vizimech
      @Vizimech 5 лет назад +19

      have you seen the one where he eats 120 year old beef

    • @zanarkandace6821
      @zanarkandace6821 5 лет назад +21

      One of us... one of us....

    • @Jsteeezz
      @Jsteeezz 4 года назад

      ZanarkandAce gooble gobble

    • @Wemius61
      @Wemius61 4 года назад +2

      @@zanarkandace6821 The greater good...

  • @valjayC
    @valjayC 6 лет назад +48

    I watched another MRE reviewer and I have come to really enjoy these reviews. Steve is very critical of each of the MRE he reviews. Lots of details really give the viewer a great idea on what he is experiencing. Love this

  • @nutz4gunz457
    @nutz4gunz457 7 лет назад +3408

    I'd love to see what a North Korean ration looks like

    • @elifoust7664
      @elifoust7664 7 лет назад +1105

      Nutz4Gunz45 round worm and rolling papers,dried parsley,fish hook.

    • @hitman310
      @hitman310 7 лет назад +1206

      It's just a bag with air in it since fat boy ate everything already.

    • @firmansyafei7763
      @firmansyafei7763 7 лет назад +348

      Nutz4Gunz45 its official then, steve should review north korean MRE

    • @t-posetimmy6834
      @t-posetimmy6834 7 лет назад +102

      probably a north Korean ration meal will look like kim jun un's cooking disaster

    • @driftcat7076
      @driftcat7076 7 лет назад +366

      Lol what ration ?

  • @LinusTan94
    @LinusTan94 7 лет назад +426

    My friend used to serve in PLA and he said nobody eats those flameless self-heating meals at all. Instead, they have dedicated food truck equipped with some really nice kitchen equipment and a dozen cooks for every company. He did spend most of his time deployed in the Southern borders so that could be one of the reasons.

    • @muhd195ify
      @muhd195ify 7 лет назад +68

      So they only eat those only when they are in mission?and glad i heard that,well i am not china citizen but knowing a soldier eat that crap the worst mre between all mre around the world make me feel hurt

    • @sakjdbasd
      @sakjdbasd 7 лет назад +71

      it is not that terriable to be honest, the food is quite decent and the price is fairly cheap, i ate a lot this shit during my days back in homeland in hiking.

    • @tonysuthechineseguy
      @tonysuthechineseguy 7 лет назад +86

      most proper armed forces food trucks MREs are for combat missions.

    • @tacticalchunder1207
      @tacticalchunder1207 7 лет назад +56

      Well, that’s because MRE’s are for while you’re in combat... behind enemy lines etc.

    • @ruimei1684
      @ruimei1684 6 лет назад +20

      true, we have a type of soldier who just cook in army called 炊事班

  • @countberanz4353
    @countberanz4353 7 лет назад +149

    it puts a smile on my face whenever he says:
    alright cool,...see ya
    nice hiss..
    alright, let's get this out unto a tray, NICE..

    • @sixravenx
      @sixravenx 7 лет назад +1

      My Burning Love it's always a perfect cut to the food being magically on the tray and sends it over the top

    • @Adrian-rx4pb
      @Adrian-rx4pb 6 лет назад +7

      I enjoy that too, and the little tune of the spoon clinking on the glass makes me giggle every time

    • @rushiuppu3499
      @rushiuppu3499 6 лет назад +2

      I just start laughing uncontrollably when I see these videos so...

  • @matty808pyro8
    @matty808pyro8 7 лет назад +29

    I'm so satisfied when he taps his spoon on his glass cups

  • @StickyKleenex
    @StickyKleenex 6 лет назад +194

    I love the recycling symbol. I'm sure that's their first priority in combat lol

    • @JuanReyes-fw1xx
      @JuanReyes-fw1xx 4 года назад

      @section 8 I think he was being sarcastic

    • @sirbillius
      @sirbillius 4 года назад +20

      TBH I’m not sure being eco friendly is China’s first priority in general.

    • @bcreech17
      @bcreech17 4 года назад +11

      To be fair, certain bases/provinces/countries DO take recycling extremely seriously, even with regard to MRE’s. In my experience, during training at 29 Palms, we were required to literally separate our MRE’s by composition prior to discarding them, even to the point of having to activate our ration heater with water had we not used it.

    • @sirbillius
      @sirbillius 3 года назад +1

      @Yup
      They also emit 30% of all greenhouse gasses worldwide. Granted the US has a higher contribution per person but that’s defiantly because of our penchant for automobiles. The solution to that seems far off sadly.

    • @sirbillius
      @sirbillius 3 года назад

      @Yup
      I said being eco friendly wasn’t a priority of china’s in general. I thought I should compare China with the US so as to avoid being a hypocrite demonizing China when the US is also pretty bad with pollution.

  • @ehah33
    @ehah33 7 лет назад +187

    That tone on the glass @3:30 is wonderful

  • @Cognitionz
    @Cognitionz 7 лет назад +560

    That's going to be the new notification sound on my phone. 3:30

  • @samfinkelstein5841
    @samfinkelstein5841 5 лет назад +122

    3:44 opens the pound cake dumps out a nerf football

  • @KMYT01
    @KMYT01 6 лет назад +21

    Has anyone noticed how he changes the speed of his spoon taps in every video haha awesome

  • @michaelholloway1919
    @michaelholloway1919 6 лет назад +6

    This is the 6th video of yours I have watched...I can't stop. Your stuff is strangely wonderful.

  • @Kchill1986
    @Kchill1986 7 лет назад +149

    The glassical music!

    • @Ltp1305
      @Ltp1305 7 лет назад +4

      Oh yeah, at 3:30
      And here I wonder if anyone notice XD

  • @coorbin
    @coorbin 7 лет назад +225

    *unwraps the video* And right off the bat, we have some Steve1989MREInfo, Instant Type II. Nice.

  • @katiehenson6416
    @katiehenson6416 7 лет назад +178

    Just what I needed to relax from this crazy day! Hope you had a great Christmas Holiday!!!

    • @Steve1989MRE
      @Steve1989MRE  7 лет назад +28

      Hey Katie, that's the spirit! I had a lot of fun making this Type 09' review. My Christmas was awesome, thank you! Hope yours was too!

    • @modisp
      @modisp 7 лет назад +7

      Your videos are super cool(history geek here). But I will admit, I mostly watch then for ASMR effect :D Keep the good work.

    • @PuppetMaster8707
      @PuppetMaster8707 7 лет назад +1

      I just hope his videos never change my favorite oart is wheb he says "alright lets get this on to a tray, nice" lol and idk about anyone else here but i hope you had a Merry Christmas as well and have a Happy New Year

    • @andrewdelaney1448
      @andrewdelaney1448 7 лет назад +1

      Katie Henson man your gorgeous !

  • @jetrickgordo4026
    @jetrickgordo4026 5 лет назад +11

    3:30 Another ringtone material. Steve your glass is magical.

  • @benjaminc8789
    @benjaminc8789 5 лет назад +430

    Wow 3 pieces of peach ..... morale shattering

    • @dehongli9436
      @dehongli9436 5 лет назад +2

      Benjamin C hahahahahahaha

    • @johnroscoe2406
      @johnroscoe2406 5 лет назад +52

      Consider the context. That's probably more peach at one meal than a typical civilian in China gets an entire month.

    • @aka-bo6ej
      @aka-bo6ej 5 лет назад +60

      ​@@johnroscoe2406 There are still people starving in China, but in general, fruits like peaches are affordable for ordinary civilians. In most cases.

    • @jakes.3582
      @jakes.3582 5 лет назад +4

      @@johnroscoe2406 yep,people eat apples instead

    • @ws5712
      @ws5712 4 года назад +21

      @@johnroscoe2406 Chinese citizens aren't dirt poor on average.

  • @Jigglysaint
    @Jigglysaint 7 лет назад +146

    Of all the things to find in a Chinese PLA ration, Spam Wellington seems to be the weirdest.

    • @purpleblah2
      @purpleblah2 7 лет назад +20

      Spam is actually super popular in Asia after American GIs brought it in WWII. And yknow, it was food in a time where there wasn’t a lot of food.
      Hawaiian and Japanese food have spam sushis, and I know Chinese people like to eat it with rice.

  • @SpaceMotorist
    @SpaceMotorist 7 лет назад +387

    2 new videos popped out like a boss. Nice.

    • @Steve1989MRE
      @Steve1989MRE  7 лет назад +27

      I had a ton of fun with both of them - but especially this Type 09' - it was one I was looking forward to trying for about 2 years now. And in the two I had I certainly got a real varied experience.

    • @kimberg2539
      @kimberg2539 7 лет назад +7

      NICE!

    • @alexandersalz5850
      @alexandersalz5850 7 лет назад +2

      yea bet it wasnt easy to get your hands on this one!

    • @RobARug
      @RobARug 7 лет назад +4

      Alright! Let’s get this out onto a tray!

  • @Schmidt54
    @Schmidt54 7 лет назад +144

    Wow, that is some budget meal. But it is to be expected with such a large army. Yet it does not reflect th complex and diversity of Chinese cuisine...

    • @BicyclesMayUseFullLane
      @BicyclesMayUseFullLane 6 лет назад +31

      To be fair, we are looking at exactly one menu out of whatever number of menus they had.

    • @kiddhkane
      @kiddhkane 5 лет назад +6

      Im surprised China feeds the soldiers at all.

    • @bigsmall246
      @bigsmall246 4 года назад +15

      @@kiddhkane china is really more advanced than you think

    • @chilliam00
      @chilliam00 3 года назад +2

      @@bigsmall246 He's trying to make a crappy joke about the large population of China and that there won't be enough food to go around to feed all the military personnel. 🤷🏻‍♂️

    • @nosoyarkano7624
      @nosoyarkano7624 3 года назад +1

      @@bigsmall246 This is true. I think the soldiers are mostly fed from what chefs cook on the spot and not MREs.
      Most of their MREs still seem kinda bad though.

  • @electromech8967
    @electromech8967 6 лет назад +10

    "Let's get this out onto a tray...nice"
    Has to be my favourite part of nearly all your videos 😂😂

  • @regularfather4708
    @regularfather4708 6 лет назад +534

    Steve is the Bob Ross of eating questionable food.

    • @geekyzombie
      @geekyzombie 5 лет назад +8

      Frederick Swan YES!

    • @snobotz
      @snobotz 5 лет назад +8

      Nailed it!

    • @alexdasliebe5391
      @alexdasliebe5391 2 года назад +1

      If Steve was ever in a bad mood, my shoulders would sag, and I’d have to steady myself on a counter as sadness washed over me

    • @vincedibona4687
      @vincedibona4687 Год назад

      Gosh! That is so amazing and original! No one ever says that about Steve, and no one says it in every one of his videos’ comments section. How did you come up with that? It’s so great, please do tell. You are one clever, clever girl to come up with that all by yourself!

    • @regularfather4708
      @regularfather4708 Год назад

      @vincedibona4687 I mean, I said this like 4 years ago, after not reading miles of comments to see if there was an established pattern of commentary.

  • @John_Smith_Dumfugg
    @John_Smith_Dumfugg 7 лет назад +35

    No matter how absolute shit my day was, the little editing trick he does with the drink stirring puts a smile on my face every time.
    Steve, you are a blessing

  • @jdizzle9011
    @jdizzle9011 7 лет назад +69

    Double upload!!! Steve HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!

    • @Steve1989MRE
      @Steve1989MRE  7 лет назад +3

      Hey Joshua! Great to see ya man, Happy New Year!

    • @jdizzle9011
      @jdizzle9011 7 лет назад +2

      He replied! He replied!!! My man!!!!!!!

    • @nicholsjoshua15
      @nicholsjoshua15 7 лет назад

      Well, this is awkward...
      My name is Joshua too!

  • @chanssikie
    @chanssikie 7 лет назад +720

    The three pieces of peaches made me sad too

    • @eboranshard6220
      @eboranshard6220 6 лет назад +78

      Imagine you fighting the entire day it was hard and tough almost got shot and you only get 3 pieces.....I donno Id kill ma self lol

    • @terryhicks2005
      @terryhicks2005 6 лет назад +31

      Trade the cake for more peaches?

    • @tedbell4416
      @tedbell4416 6 лет назад +3

      Dorothy oh dorofee I'll send you some peaches

    • @MrFuggleGuggle
      @MrFuggleGuggle 6 лет назад +1

      I mean, it will keep the soldiers "thin," right?
      That's a positive...!

    • @ProtomanButCallMeBlues
      @ProtomanButCallMeBlues 6 лет назад +17

      +MrFuggleGuggle
      No, that's incredibly bad. If you're out in the field you want your food to provide as much caloric intake as possible. It's why special ops purposely shock your metabolism to a crawl. You want a soldier that only needs to eat once a day and feel fine, as opposed to a soldier that gets hungry every 5-6 hours, and can't function. Maybe in garrison life it's fine. But I doubt they'd be eating this stuff outside the field.

  • @OhItsLyric
    @OhItsLyric 7 лет назад +87

    "I'm not sure how well this will pair...." **pours whole packet all over rice**
    😂

  • @TravAkira27
    @TravAkira27 6 лет назад +41

    By 5 minutes, I was freakin' DYING from laughter. The peach rant was classic.

    • @vincedibona4687
      @vincedibona4687 Год назад +1

      It was three sentences. Hardly a “rant”. 🤦🏻‍♂️

  • @maghands1
    @maghands1 7 лет назад +10

    I love Steve's videos
    when you work at a dead end job its really nice to come home and watch some who is genuine like Steve.
    He just comes across as a guy you would share a beer with. I had a money i would definitely donate to your patreon. Thank you Steve for all the good times and vibes you send through your vids, they keep the negative stuff at bay

  • @none-ya-dam821
    @none-ya-dam821 6 лет назад +58

    Maybe the egg rolls would be nicer heated up also.

  • @BlaccBoii
    @BlaccBoii 7 лет назад +80

    lol that heating element was working a little too well

  • @miguelito2361
    @miguelito2361 2 года назад +2

    3:50 "that's awesome"
    the stark contrast between what he says & what I'd say is what makes this one of the most interesting MRE channels

  • @Hyreia
    @Hyreia 7 лет назад +2

    It's only now coming back to this channel that I realize I enjoy it because it's almost like an ASMR video but without any potential creepiness. With all the quirky rituals and vocabulary choices and speed up moments and volume lowers it creates a really relaxing and comforting familiarity. I'd even say it's kind of intimate since he's eating.

  • @ryanspears2921
    @ryanspears2921 7 лет назад +7

    "lets get this out onto a tray"
    love your channel dude

  • @Dgc-vz2bv
    @Dgc-vz2bv 5 лет назад +114

    “Look at how shiny it is”
    *proceeds to smack it

  • @neptune8898
    @neptune8898 6 лет назад +9

    3:29
    So satisfying when he hit the spoon against the glass.

  • @MandyGrobler
    @MandyGrobler 7 месяцев назад

    I’ve been on hiatus from watching Steve, but I’m back now and pleased to see nothing has changed. Keep up the great work buddy. Watching from Western Australia

  • @dongexpansionpak
    @dongexpansionpak 7 лет назад +6

    The pitch shifted glass caught me off guard. You made my day.

  • @IIvanNuno
    @IIvanNuno 7 лет назад +8

    This year was nice because l discovered Steve's channel :D

  • @noahk7062
    @noahk7062 7 лет назад +6

    Let's get this on a tray. NICE! We missed you Steve. Happy holidays to you!

    • @Steve1989MRE
      @Steve1989MRE  7 лет назад +2

      Hey Noah! I missed not having new videos out for you guys, great to be back! Happy Holidays to you too!

  • @boojeboy1
    @boojeboy1 6 лет назад +67

    "This is very dry and thirst provoking." HAHAHA!

    • @cobu1755
      @cobu1755 4 года назад +1

      Hahahahahahahahahahahah LOL

    • @Polaris97
      @Polaris97 4 года назад +1

      That sounds funny hahaha

  • @junainoakuma
    @junainoakuma 5 лет назад +31

    sad little peaches. That just made my day.

  • @paulnokio1199
    @paulnokio1199 6 лет назад +5

    Lightly salty, and sweet, some what complex. I feel like adjectives are your super power. Nice work

  • @User0000000000000004
    @User0000000000000004 6 лет назад +3

    I've been watching your videos pretty much non-stop for about a week just to hear you stir drinks in glass.

  • @woodyshrop4683
    @woodyshrop4683 7 лет назад +9

    I had a friend in the army he told me mre' s made him constipated. What are your experiences with eating these. Like heart burn, constipation, upset stomach, or diarrhea. This is my second video of your thanks cool stuff man.

    • @muhd195ify
      @muhd195ify 7 лет назад +1

      Woody Shrop your friend are in chinese army?

    • @woodyshrop4683
      @woodyshrop4683 7 лет назад +1

      flapjack889 maybe he was kinda strange. Lol

    • @alexanderm3504
      @alexanderm3504 7 лет назад

      Woody Shrop "upset stomach Diarrhea"
      Sounds like pepto bizmo

    • @Funhaus_Ryan
      @Funhaus_Ryan 6 лет назад

      Woody Shrop I have never had a problem with them, nor has anybody I've known. Seems like a person to person basis.

  • @TMWill-fi5fy
    @TMWill-fi5fy 5 лет назад +30

    The pound cake looks like a giant cherry chew lol.

  • @andrewmcphee8965
    @andrewmcphee8965 2 года назад

    Big fan of your channel Steve! I often find myself saying "nice" just the way you do, and I always smile when I do.
    Thanks for becoming a part of my life.

  • @SSky06
    @SSky06 6 лет назад +1

    I literally don't know why I'm watching these, I'm just mesmerized.

  • @lucaswolfhound
    @lucaswolfhound 7 лет назад +5

    Nice!
    Hope you’ve had a good Christmas Steve and I’m wishing you all the best for the new year! Looking forward to what MRE’s you have in store for us in 2018!

  • @garok2412
    @garok2412 6 лет назад +460

    Fake. Proper chinese ration should contain a PUBG steam code.

    • @iain3713
      @iain3713 5 лет назад +8

      Golden Eagle hella popular in China though

    • @a158x9mnh6
      @a158x9mnh6 5 лет назад +1

      草,你把👴整笑了

    • @laffey.chan_
      @laffey.chan_ 5 лет назад +7

      And Corona virus

    • @ini_tials
      @ini_tials 4 года назад +3

      @@laffey.chan_ not funny didn’t laugh

  • @Nillaman
    @Nillaman 7 лет назад +68

    lmao every time with the musical cup. 🎶 🎶

  • @gadgetsansom3616
    @gadgetsansom3616 6 лет назад

    The most satisfying thing is watching you finish the whole MRE a lot of other videos even ones that aren’t MREs but are taste tests people just eat a bite then throw it out (presumably) but you show the clean tray.

  • @RainbowCaliber06
    @RainbowCaliber06 6 лет назад +1

    honestly steve i cannot even closely put to words how satisfying your reviews are. i dont know exactly what it is, but something about your voice and pure, honest and joyful reactions really calm me to the bone. ive been watching your videos before going to bed for a while now and no series could compare. a good laugh, calming and interesting. thanks steve, nice.

  • @vvtli808
    @vvtli808 7 лет назад +31

    Hey Steve, re the green noodles: the last time I ordered something that looked like that, it was because a caterpillar was in the beef and broccoli. The green guts had leeched into the meat.

  • @ritasamarani7180
    @ritasamarani7180 5 лет назад +3

    Love that musical masterpiece with the spoon.

  • @Otter-Destruction
    @Otter-Destruction 7 лет назад +49

    "lets get this out on a tray... nice... mkay"

  • @比特查理
    @比特查理 6 лет назад +2

    目前最新的服役是Type 13,里面的配菜和主食是包在一起,不再分开,但增加更多的米饭和更多的面条,我来自大陆,很喜欢你的频道

  • @Naschyyy
    @Naschyyy 6 лет назад

    These are actually the best mre reviews on the internet

  • @martin5759
    @martin5759 7 лет назад +17

    OOOOOO BUDDY STARTIN THE NIGHT RIGHT

    • @Steve1989MRE
      @Steve1989MRE  7 лет назад +17

      You got that right Martin! I'm kicking back here with a cup of 1992 MRE cocoa and a Mars bar that is heavily bloomed. Living it up!

    • @lloydmauler
      @lloydmauler 7 лет назад +1

      Nice. (had too)

  • @catohostilius1221
    @catohostilius1221 7 лет назад +17

    Yeah that pound cake. Nah. It looked like it was still in a wrapper. Maybe it was a waxy case you were supposed to somehow peel off? Kinda like the babybel cheese. I was confused at those cheeses when I was younger and ate the wax coating along with the cheese. Ok I'm getting carried away thanks for the upload Steve.

    • @yukino4636
      @yukino4636 6 лет назад +2

      nope! asian poundcake always has that waxy (maybe not that waxy) cover on it esp japanese poundcakes! they're very cool

  • @shahmuzafar6146
    @shahmuzafar6146 7 лет назад +7

    Wow learned something about China tonight. Good stuff Steve

    • @cory35hogan
      @cory35hogan 7 лет назад +5

      Yeah, they do not care on what their soldiers eat. That pound cake looked like if you dropped it on the floor it would bounce back at you.

    • @AlexK-wp9ie
      @AlexK-wp9ie 7 лет назад

      even the sticky rice had no filling in it just red bean... kinda sad

  •  6 лет назад

    Man, these videos are addictive. Good job!

  • @Indy509
    @Indy509 6 лет назад +1

    I get the weirdest vids on my que, but this is oddly satisfying to watch. Like Bob Ross!

  • @raygoodwin2303
    @raygoodwin2303 7 лет назад +5

    A double upload! I hope you're doing well Steve. And I hope you're had a good Christmas.

    • @Steve1989MRE
      @Steve1989MRE  7 лет назад +1

      Hope you like em, Ray! And all is great, thank you. My Christmas was nice and laid back with family. Hope your Christmas was good too!

    • @raygoodwin2303
      @raygoodwin2303 7 лет назад +1

      Steve1989MREInfo I certainly did. I'm glad you had a good Christmas. Mine was nice and relaxed thanks!

  • @TrueBlueEG8
    @TrueBlueEG8 7 лет назад +10

    Happy new year Steve :)

  • @cookiejak
    @cookiejak 7 лет назад +7

    Hey Steve, thanks for the gift of two videos! Did you get any "nice!" gifts this year?

    • @Steve1989MRE
      @Steve1989MRE  7 лет назад +9

      Hey Jack, you're welcome! And I got some nice gifts indeed. The best one was getting to visit family and spend time together for the holidays.

  • @greasehardbody4018
    @greasehardbody4018 6 лет назад

    Not sure how I got to this channel, nor am I sure why I'm so fascinated by this stuff

  • @matthew9060
    @matthew9060 6 лет назад

    Just found these videos, and my god are they addicting. Super positive guy, love the comentary!

  • @nicholai40
    @nicholai40 6 лет назад +15

    If Steve ever opens a ration restaurant, I'm going! I want to hear him go down the menu, and then say, "Alright, lets get this out on a tray"

    • @iSyriux
      @iSyriux 2 года назад

      Well I don't think Steve's ever going to open a restaurant, but hey, I just recently opened a bar in Kansas! If you live there you can always come and stop by. Contact me for location if you're interested.

  • @Scutshakes
    @Scutshakes 7 лет назад +343

    This has to be the saddest looking MRE I've seen so far. It's like the stepmom that doesn't really like you took you to the 50 cent store and grabbed a few things off the shelf without looking. Here's dinner, kiddo.
    Just typing that out made me so depressed I lost my appetite.

    • @Sharklops
      @Sharklops 5 лет назад +50

      i feel your pain. she can't hurt us any more

    • @professionalworm789
      @professionalworm789 5 лет назад +22

      now I’m sad to *gives you both a hug*

    • @WILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLU
      @WILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLU 5 лет назад +5

      that is sad

    • @zhongbocheng8074
      @zhongbocheng8074 4 года назад +1

      Scutshakes luckily from what I heard they actually have food trucks so they make the food on the front, so I suppose it could be like the mother that loves you spending a whole afternoon cooking for you, but than again I haven’t seen them in action or ate them so idk

  • @wte_lifts_417
    @wte_lifts_417 7 лет назад +33

    Out of curiosity, how does he know what’s in the bags on the MREs that aren’t in English? Is he some sort of MRE polyglot?

    • @CalQaida
      @CalQaida 7 лет назад +18

      Warren, I was thinking the same thing. I'm guessing he knows whats in the ration beforehand and just figures it out by feeling the outside of the package. Just a guess...

    • @teodora2979
      @teodora2979 6 лет назад +9

      Maybe he uses google translate

    • @t0w0e
      @t0w0e 6 лет назад +30

      He’s an omnipotent being who knows everything

    • @Drakarc
      @Drakarc 6 лет назад +3

      He just uses a translator.

    • @marwapranata5698
      @marwapranata5698 6 лет назад +19

      Steve is a MRE god. Just by touching it, he would know what's inside

  • @BedsitBob
    @BedsitBob 3 года назад +2

    I'm impressed that you can read Chinese.

  • @epistemialiliasmr5630
    @epistemialiliasmr5630 6 лет назад +1

    the way you say "nice" when you cut to the tray cracks me up every time. I don't know if you're even trying to be funny, but it's great :)

  • @supdawg37
    @supdawg37 7 лет назад +7

    Easily the best part of Christmas

    • @Steve1989MRE
      @Steve1989MRE  7 лет назад

      Hey right on Rob. Hope you have an awesome New Year!

  • @dreaded_joe8263
    @dreaded_joe8263 6 лет назад +3

    I can imagine him eating a real meal with his family or something.
    “Okay let me just get this spaghetti onto a tray”
    *puts spaghetti on a plate
    “Nice”

  • @shards7992
    @shards7992 6 лет назад +26

    Personally this ration reminds me of the UN 2000 ration, too much Is dedicated to the main resulting in the other components being tiny.

  • @joecool83
    @joecool83 5 лет назад

    Dude instant sub, you got this Bob Ross way of explaining the meals. I'm hooked

    • @vincedibona4687
      @vincedibona4687 Год назад

      Gosh! That is so amazing and original! No one ever says that about Steve, and no one says it in every one of his videos’ comments section. How did you come up with that? It’s so great, please do tell. You are one clever, clever girl to come up with that all by yourself!

  • @Snoobroglo30
    @Snoobroglo30 6 лет назад

    I've just found this channel, and your videos are.. Weirdly mesmerising. And make me hungry.

  • @pokerworld
    @pokerworld 6 лет назад +6

    Steve, I’d like to see you review a fine dining tasting menu. Would you enjoy that, or do you prefer covering military rations? You describe textures and tastes in great detail, thanks.

  • @bageba8
    @bageba8 7 лет назад +113

    Good lord it would be depressing to be out in the field fighting a war and pop this open for dinner.

    • @visaman
      @visaman 7 лет назад +11

      selanfene This is luxury food in China.

    • @bageba8
      @bageba8 7 лет назад +56

      Albert Giesbrecht no it isn't, I literally live in China.

    • @visaman
      @visaman 7 лет назад +20

      selanfene I apologize for my snarky comment.

    • @sixravenx
      @sixravenx 7 лет назад +11

      What, you wouldn't be happy to see 3 1/4 slices of peach?

    • @hellsonion514
      @hellsonion514 6 лет назад +4

      motivation to fight harder do you can go home to better food.

  • @tm502010
    @tm502010 2 года назад +3

    He tries to be fair, no matter what he’s eating - from any culture. It’s a great attribute!

  • @Murfstatus11
    @Murfstatus11 6 лет назад

    I’m obsessed with these videos!

  • @lynnsmith4053
    @lynnsmith4053 4 года назад +1

    I like the way the glass makes music when you stir it lol

  • @calebsmith4093
    @calebsmith4093 7 лет назад +7

    I see Steve, I hit like.

  • @Serenitie3
    @Serenitie3 5 лет назад +6

    4:32 me everyday after I get out of the shower....

  • @yetanotherrandomviewer
    @yetanotherrandomviewer 7 лет назад +51

    Better then the last Chinese MRE he did.

    • @MattExzy
      @MattExzy 7 лет назад +1

      Yeah, woa, that thing was literally STEAMING.

  • @PrestonsDogFood
    @PrestonsDogFood 4 года назад +1

    That's our afternoon tea between Airsoft games, reasonable priced and easy to purchase. Good stuff, keep it up
    Please don't act like this food is too artificial, we can trace each package to its original factory, so it's at least safe to eat.

  • @SICresinwrks
    @SICresinwrks 6 лет назад

    Great videos and awesome comments as usual.. once again it's 2am and I'm watching Steve eat mre' s instead of sleeping even tho I work in a few hours lol

  • @burntworw
    @burntworw 7 лет назад +8

    3:31 , the spoon sounds like a old android notification tone

  • @ARPLATINUM
    @ARPLATINUM 7 лет назад +414

    Let's get that radioactive red pound cake and spamrolls onto a tray.....(insert sarcasm in comments)

    • @laffey.chan_
      @laffey.chan_ 7 лет назад +7

      ARPLATINUM and it smelled like a lead

    • @Someloke8895
      @Someloke8895 7 лет назад +16

      "Nice, has a decadent flavour"

    • @Astaldoath
      @Astaldoath 7 лет назад +23

      you mean a Desiccant flavor?

    • @brandonharris5655
      @brandonharris5655 7 лет назад +2

      Nice mkay

    • @killthebums
      @killthebums 7 лет назад +12

      Let's get that melted red crayons pound cake onto a tray, nice

  • @AE-cj8ch
    @AE-cj8ch 7 лет назад +5

    The best PLA MRE is the canned stewed beef, you should give that a try

  • @nessgrayjr09
    @nessgrayjr09 6 лет назад

    I really enjoy your MRE reviews. Keep up the good work!

  • @mitchellhodgemeyer
    @mitchellhodgemeyer 6 лет назад

    This the best food channel ever!