MY DREAM TEAM by Zlatan Ibrahimovic

Поделиться
HTML-код
  • Опубликовано: 26 сен 2024

Комментарии • 9 тыс.

  • @meenachoudhary2350
    @meenachoudhary2350 4 года назад +7323

    So humble and hearty....of him he includes 10player's other than himself...

    • @amanjuvais4643
      @amanjuvais4643 3 года назад +43

      Is he humble .. no way ... jealous ibra

    • @Valverde-rh1wm
      @Valverde-rh1wm 3 года назад +228

      @@amanjuvais4643 you must be fun at parties

    • @viraatgautam1508
      @viraatgautam1508 3 года назад +76

      @@amanjuvais4643 ok boomer

    • @lividfly6262
      @lividfly6262 3 года назад +10

      He is not humble, not in the slightest

    • @danishxnyg8580
      @danishxnyg8580 3 года назад +69

      @@lividfly6262 ever heard of joke

  • @martimcosta1684
    @martimcosta1684 8 лет назад +8838

    the real zlatan's eleven: all positions zlatan ibrahimovic

  • @TheLordAnnatar
    @TheLordAnnatar 7 лет назад +27709

    im suprised it wasn't like this:
    Zlatan Zlatan
    Zlatan Zlatan
    Zlatan Zlatan
    Zlatan Zlatan Zlatan Zlatan
    Ibrahimovic

    • @hendyarya319
      @hendyarya319 7 лет назад +661

      Darwinian Ape coach : Zlatan ibrahimovic

    • @neno2754
      @neno2754 7 лет назад +81

      because ibra isnt like many says he isnt calling himself zlatan going to score ibra is like normal

    • @gauravverma3493
      @gauravverma3493 7 лет назад +52

      I came to see this only...!!! xD

    • @PCgamingRandomVlogs
      @PCgamingRandomVlogs 7 лет назад +12

      CR 7 please be joking

    • @zbvmn1525
      @zbvmn1525 7 лет назад

      Darwinian Apeisis dd

  • @rudrayanraha6709
    @rudrayanraha6709 3 года назад +2122

    Reporter : What is your most favourite club ?
    Zlatan : Zlatan FC 🔥

    • @sempremilan.9549
      @sempremilan.9549 3 года назад +46

      Manager :zlatan.

    • @xander4670
      @xander4670 2 года назад +17

      @@sempremilan.9549 starting eleven for the club: zlatan keeper, zlatan both centrebacks, zlatan both fullbacks, zlatan all midfield and most importantly forwards all zlatan

    • @Sanku943
      @Sanku943 Год назад +4

      💀💀

    • @paractlyshooter8653
      @paractlyshooter8653 Год назад +1

      If zlatan FC has to exist then zlatan is a whole city. I mean Zlatan isn't a city, City is zlatan

  • @alvaroz7240
    @alvaroz7240 8 лет назад +887

    Actually before this they told him: "Zlatan, you can pick yourself only one time"

  • @PedroMorales-gu5hr
    @PedroMorales-gu5hr 7 лет назад +6923

    Zlatan doesn't have a dream team, a dream team has Zlatan

  • @emmanuel3929
    @emmanuel3929 9 лет назад +420

    People here getting angry with his selection. You are are forgetting that it is HIS dream team. If you disagree with it go make your own video and post it on youtube. Can't the man have his own opinion.

    • @SuperFrosBite
      @SuperFrosBite 9 лет назад +30

      I agree with you man

    • @iamtenor3599
      @iamtenor3599 9 лет назад +1

      you are right man... it's just a individual view so he can say anything

    • @harrywhite9166
      @harrywhite9166 9 лет назад +33

      Wait, did you just dare have an opinion on the internet? How dare you!

    • @igotflare5100
      @igotflare5100 9 лет назад +1

      I agree with you it is zlatan's opinion everybody must respect his opinion because it is just what he thinks and if people do not like it they should not post negative comments towards his best 11.

    • @dpfutbol
      @dpfutbol 9 лет назад

      Emmanuel Nnadi Damn Straight!

  • @noostalgiaaa
    @noostalgiaaa 4 года назад +1796

    1:43 that smile make my day😂❤️❤️

  • @DAZNSPORT_
    @DAZNSPORT_ 9 лет назад +10117

    "The God", hahaha! He is the man!!

    • @hen665
      @hen665 9 лет назад +101

      Nice seeing you here! Love your videos :)

    • @ZlatansCrew
      @ZlatansCrew 9 лет назад +30

      ***** Zlatan is my Favorit Football Player! Please make a Video Of Him ;) ♥

    • @hdmized15
      @hdmized15 9 лет назад +2

      Yeah JAJAJAJAJA, i love your videos tho

    • @pemulis808
      @pemulis808 9 лет назад +8

      it ain't braggin if it's true :)

    • @MrArmedBurrito
      @MrArmedBurrito 9 лет назад +6

      No he is the god

  • @orlandobardales2381
    @orlandobardales2381 8 лет назад +1474

    Formation: 4-4-2
    GK: Zlatan
    LB: Zlatan
    CB: Zlatan
    CB:Zlatan
    RB:Zlatan
    LM:Zlatan
    CM:Zlatan
    CM:Zlatan
    RM:Zlatan
    ST:Zlatan
    ST:Zlatan

    • @OCDHD
      @OCDHD 8 лет назад +1

      +Orlando Bardales bruuh lol

    • @user-Royal-Rayan
      @user-Royal-Rayan 8 лет назад

      Hhhhhhhhhhhhhh
      You won't killing another teems

    • @Adon510
      @Adon510 8 лет назад +21

      there's only one flaw with this
      formation: Zlatan

    • @colinw9812
      @colinw9812 8 лет назад +19

      Manager: Zlatan

    • @venomrg7608
      @venomrg7608 8 лет назад +3

      +TheGamingWoodsy ball zlatan stadium zlatan

  • @kimmmm3n
    @kimmmm3n 7 лет назад +4675

    The moment when you realize that Zlatan has played with them all...

    • @mob_abominator1868
      @mob_abominator1868 6 лет назад +817

      kim f you're wrong they have played with zlatan

    • @yahirm6746
      @yahirm6746 6 лет назад +14

      Aziz rupawala lmao

    • @aimenemahamdi4360
      @aimenemahamdi4360 6 лет назад +70

      kim f that's because its about the best players that he played with , otherwise he will choose his ideal ronaldo da lima

    • @aman3116
      @aman3116 6 лет назад +4

      When he played with buffon

    • @aimenemahamdi4360
      @aimenemahamdi4360 6 лет назад +14

      Aman Jat 2005 in juventus

  • @axecx2465
    @axecx2465 3 года назад +616

    If ibrahimovic puts you in his team, you know you’re good.

    • @raj51246
      @raj51246 2 года назад

      Why? He hates many players

    • @norbert0036
      @norbert0036 2 года назад +17

      @@raj51246 did you talk with Zlatan?

    • @raj51246
      @raj51246 2 года назад

      @@norbert0036 then u just are his stan or fan of his shithousery

    • @norbert0036
      @norbert0036 2 года назад +3

      @@raj51246 i love him

    • @raj51246
      @raj51246 2 года назад

      @@norbert0036 that's why

  • @bakarozzo4379
    @bakarozzo4379 5 лет назад +6036

    Goalkeeper : Zlatan
    Defender : Zlatan
    Midfielder : Zlatan
    Striker : Zlatan
    Coach : Zlatan
    President : Zlatan
    Referee : Zlatan
    Ball boy : Zlatan
    Fans : Zlatan

    • @simone8647
      @simone8647 5 лет назад +17

      Leo Fabiano IRBAHINOVIC*

    • @aaaabbbb2483
      @aaaabbbb2483 5 лет назад +21

      Simone Hu
      * Ibrahimović

    • @shuvayanroychowdhury6386
      @shuvayanroychowdhury6386 5 лет назад +11

      Why keep out the referee ?

    • @bakarozzo4379
      @bakarozzo4379 5 лет назад +98

      @@shuvayanroychowdhury6386 Zlatan does not live to respect the rules , the rules lives to respect Zlatan....

    • @simone8647
      @simone8647 5 лет назад

      Aaaa Bbbb nope, did you see he had irbahimovic two weeks ago?

  • @Nizwiz411
    @Nizwiz411 9 лет назад +456

    Who dares dislike zlatan's video?

    • @fisprut9326
      @fisprut9326 9 лет назад +41

      People.... Dead people....

    • @crfx8408
      @crfx8408 9 лет назад +24

      Guardiola made a thousand accounts and disliked this video on all of them.

    • @emilysiu435
      @emilysiu435 9 лет назад +14

      Nizwiz411 Cristiano Ronaldo's fans

    • @saadkazi172
      @saadkazi172 9 лет назад

      +Emily Siu in Ronaldo fan and I liked

    •  9 лет назад

      +Nizwiz411 1,122 people

  • @Daniel00232
    @Daniel00232 8 лет назад +3522

    I thought he was going to put himself in every position cause Zlatan

  • @relentero8547
    @relentero8547 3 года назад +1523

    All jokes aside, that’s a god-tier team

    • @greybo4034
      @greybo4034 3 года назад +181

      @@mingoxxx what do you mean nah 😂😂😂.. oh you probably won't know half of these players

    • @kingz2237
      @kingz2237 3 года назад +18

      @@greybo4034 bro that’s not even top 5 teams of all time

    • @kingz2237
      @kingz2237 3 года назад +7

      @@greybo4034 I know every player zlatan picked

    • @greybo4034
      @greybo4034 2 года назад +41

      @@kingz2237 it contains the players he played with

    • @relentero8547
      @relentero8547 2 года назад +83

      @@kingz2237 in every position except left back there are arguably some of the best ever to be in those positions.

  • @glenwinberg7967
    @glenwinberg7967 9 лет назад +1715

    Thought this was going to be ibra's best 11
    Gk:Zlatan
    Cb:Zlatan
    Cb:Zlatan
    Lb:Zlatan
    Rb:Zlatan
    Cm:Zlatan
    Cm:Zlatan
    Lm:Zlatan
    Rm:Zlatan
    St:Zlatan
    St:Zlatan

    • @Ghaxxty
      @Ghaxxty 9 лет назад +65

      Glen Winberg Manager: Zlatan

    • @Pizaboy98
      @Pizaboy98 9 лет назад +7

      LMAO made my day

    • @omeloparkinson4506
      @omeloparkinson4506 9 лет назад +22

      Glen Winberg substitutes Zlatan

    • @yaredeyob774
      @yaredeyob774 9 лет назад +20

      Medical care: Zlatan

    • @MkddDasher
      @MkddDasher 9 лет назад

      Glen Winberg Goddamn u beat me to it XD

  • @notdn
    @notdn 4 года назад +6252

    " asked Zlatan Ibrahimovic to select his best starting eleven: The team is composed of the 10 best players *HE HAS PLAYED WITH* "

    • @michalkvak8632
      @michalkvak8632 4 года назад +100

      Has he ever played with Pavel Nedvěd though?

    • @vegeta8659
      @vegeta8659 4 года назад +265

      @@michalkvak8632 yeah zlatan was at juve

    • @kyken123
      @kyken123 4 года назад +46

      @@michalkvak8632 yes, in juve

    • @yanosan6232
      @yanosan6232 4 года назад +32

      He never played with vierra

    • @vegeta8659
      @vegeta8659 4 года назад +110

      @@yanosan6232 yes he did at juve and at inter

  • @milovanful
    @milovanful 9 лет назад +249

    I hate it when people compare Zlatan to god. I mean sure he's okay but he's no Zlatan.

    • @trub1n
      @trub1n 9 лет назад +13

      And he doesn't exist

    • @Matkustajakone
      @Matkustajakone 9 лет назад +45

      Zlatan exists
      God doesn't

    • @ezinwanwakama5057
      @ezinwanwakama5057 9 лет назад +15

      Matkustajakone You people are dumb. If God doesn't exist, how do you think you people got on this Earth? You didn't just come from nothing. Get your atheist asses out of here.

    • @trub1n
      @trub1n 9 лет назад +17

      Therese Nwa Yeah, we're dumb. You're naive and you believe in fairy tales.

    • @sasmitp
      @sasmitp 9 лет назад +15

      There is no Lord but Lord Bendtner, and he himself is his only messenger.

  • @justwakemeup
    @justwakemeup Год назад +109

    You will be missed for sure Zlatan❤

  • @Fatal69420
    @Fatal69420 7 лет назад +4863

    sunglasses wear zlatan to protect the sun from his eyes

  • @sufiyanbsb7045
    @sufiyanbsb7045 6 лет назад +2016

    Zlatan doesnt plays football, Football plays for zlatan

    • @siergiej882kowaliow3
      @siergiej882kowaliow3 6 лет назад +12

      Ridiculous sentence.

    • @josephalfonso6804
      @josephalfonso6804 6 лет назад +6

      It is not Zlatan doesnt plays, it is Zlatan doesn't play. Duffer.

    • @ancilprabhoo2935
      @ancilprabhoo2935 5 лет назад +2

      😂😂😂😂🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂

    • @p4nqo1in28
      @p4nqo1in28 5 лет назад +1

      You doesn't play grammar

    • @pyrotgr7723
      @pyrotgr7723 5 лет назад

      @@p4nqo1in28 that is what some joke suppose to be, it need rhyme

  • @dadanene1300
    @dadanene1300 4 года назад +5793

    Who's watching this after Zlatan has joined Milan

  • @akshayharshan7209
    @akshayharshan7209 3 года назад +90

    Without Zlatan, the eleven is incomplete. It is completed eleven. Greatest eleven. Zlatan and Messi

  • @Dr_Manchester
    @Dr_Manchester 8 лет назад +1474

    zlatan does not have a dream team .. a dream team has Ibrahimovic

  • @crwithlukan9232
    @crwithlukan9232 8 лет назад +1911

    Let's be honest:we all came here because we knew Zlatans gonna be in the team

    • @grytlappar
      @grytlappar 7 лет назад +25

      More like I was actually curious which players he would pick. And we knew he'd make funny comments.

    • @warrioroffpeace3673
      @warrioroffpeace3673 7 лет назад +4

      CRwithLukan I liked the way he gave them nicknames.

    • @dariusd8
      @dariusd8 7 лет назад

      grytlappar zzzz

    • @ulvi_13
      @ulvi_13 7 лет назад +4

      yes its true All players are which he played him

    • @Pintkonan
      @Pintkonan 7 лет назад +12

      actually i was just wondering if he'd be so egoistic to put himself in - he did =D

  • @sugarray6250
    @sugarray6250 3 года назад +58

    Glad Nedved got a shout. What an underated player. He always plays on the left wing whenever I think of dream teams.

    • @Abraxus81
      @Abraxus81 2 года назад +8

      European Player of the Year 2003 underrated??? Everyone knows he was class.

  • @akira11561
    @akira11561 6 лет назад +2014

    And the last one, zlatan Ibrahimovic: THE GOD.... AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • @superjervis
    @superjervis 8 лет назад +1746

    'The God' i laughed way to hard at that,you gotta love this guy

  • @arunashamal
    @arunashamal 9 лет назад +195

    This is basically 2005 Juventus team....

    • @zlatandinho3550
      @zlatandinho3550 9 лет назад +78

      45% Juventus
      27% Barcelona
      27% Paris Saint Germain

    • @kavigosai8552
      @kavigosai8552 8 лет назад +149

      100% reason to remember the name

    • @namnam2701
      @namnam2701 8 лет назад +8

      +arunashamal : It's too bad because in these "dream teams" videos, the concept is never very clear, and we have to repeat it over and over again in the comments : This video is NOT about Zlatan's dream team, it's about Zlatan's dream team with only players he has played with. Brazilian Ronaldo or Cristiano Ronaldo couldn't be here. Even if Cristiano scores 200 goals next season Zlatan can't put him here, because he's never played with him.

    • @oscarbandura3001
      @oscarbandura3001 8 лет назад

      +NamNam Matuidi never played with messi he said and put him on the best 11

    • @alexostin2944
      @alexostin2944 8 лет назад +5

      +Oscar Bandura he did. He played for barca

  • @davidpuchalski6382
    @davidpuchalski6382 3 года назад +67

    When zlatan left the house at 12 he told his dad "you are now the man of the house"

  • @SebHaarfagre
    @SebHaarfagre 7 лет назад +493

    That's nice of him to put Zlatan there, I'm sure Zlatan would return the favour and put Zlatan on Zlatan's list, 'cause there's only one thing better than Zlatan up top and that is Zlatan.

    • @kielmi
      @kielmi 6 лет назад +8

      My response:Zlatan

    • @ishgi2064
      @ishgi2064 Год назад +2

      Zlatan Reacted to Zlatan putting Zlatan on Zlatans dream team

  • @karolwesterhm1551
    @karolwesterhm1551 9 лет назад +245

    there's only players he have played with, we all know he would put the brazilian ronaldo there.

    • @MrRazorblade999
      @MrRazorblade999 9 лет назад +5

      Exactly!

    • @robertoleone2092
      @robertoleone2092 9 лет назад +1

      Roberto Carlos the best

    • @MrRazorblade999
      @MrRazorblade999 9 лет назад +6

      Roberto Leone Huh? Zlatan has never played with Roberto Carlos.

    • @apnacof
      @apnacof 9 лет назад

      Si. Es que entedi mal. Es solo el equipo con lo que el jugó perdón.

    • @robertoleone2092
      @robertoleone2092 9 лет назад +1

      Claudio Copa eu sei estou falando no geral e não no que ele jogou

  • @marctaddei7524
    @marctaddei7524 9 лет назад +711

    Cristiano, hated for being "Arrogant"
    Zlatan, loved for being "Arrogant"
    Like, wtf...

    • @pierzing.glint1sh76
      @pierzing.glint1sh76 9 лет назад +191

      because Zlatan is actually cool/outrageous and Ronaldo is neither. Ronaldo is a very talented player and a very hard worker but zlatan is a better entertainer and not a diva

    • @kiessler1111
      @kiessler1111 9 лет назад +269

      its because zlatan is joking and all that shit, ronaldo is serious

    • @marctaddei7524
      @marctaddei7524 9 лет назад +1

      Pierzing.glint1sh7 Zlatan dives, so does Messi, Maradona, Pele, and Eusebio. What's wrong with diving?

    • @pierzing.glint1sh76
      @pierzing.glint1sh76 9 лет назад +29

      Antoine Wolfgang Diving kills the game and just isn't and zlatan does it less than most, and also, ronaldo acts like an absolute show off, whereas zlatan only speaks like one. Actions reveal what a man is really like

    • @marctaddei7524
      @marctaddei7524 9 лет назад +2

      Pierzing.glint1sh7 Where does Ronaldo act like a show off? The only example I can think of is the game against Atletico, but how many times is somebody going to score in a Champions Cup Final

  • @Idk_y4ra
    @Idk_y4ra Год назад +25

    People here after Zlatan's retirement 😢
    👇

  • @Paul-kz6qx
    @Paul-kz6qx 4 года назад +2404

    Ronaldo: I am the GOAT.
    THE GOAT: I AM ZLATAN.

  • @DjEnzoInTheHouse
    @DjEnzoInTheHouse 9 лет назад +268

    Buffon, best goalkeeper ever. Ibra knows what's up.

    • @thianlian7744
      @thianlian7744 9 лет назад

      +DJ Enzo yep he sure does

    • @gabriele1996x
      @gabriele1996x 9 лет назад +9

      +Bouba Sarr don't act like you've ever seen him play

    • @gabriele1996x
      @gabriele1996x 9 лет назад +1

      ***** oh, okay

    • @DjEnzoInTheHouse
      @DjEnzoInTheHouse 9 лет назад +2

      ***** Honestly though, football back then was not as skilled as the football today. It was much harder, and more manly. Fouls were not the same. Bone breaking was not the same. Not even the ball was the same. But what I mean is that with time and practice comes progression. All sports became much more complicated than they were over time, just like everything else has. A goalkeeper from nowadays is generally better than a goalkeeper from the 40's you know?

    • @zeke_less
      @zeke_less 9 лет назад

      +DJ Enzo ya i know

  • @salle7603
    @salle7603 8 лет назад +1019

    His ego is bigger than my future!

    • @edward6365
      @edward6365 8 лет назад +6

      His ego is bigger than his nose... Actually, nah. It's almost as big as his nose

    • @edward6365
      @edward6365 8 лет назад

      ***** this is not french you idiot

    • @edward6365
      @edward6365 8 лет назад

      ***** you're a fucking idiot

    • @gamerulroman7850
      @gamerulroman7850 8 лет назад +6

      Yeah he is an idiot

    • @niko10kovac
      @niko10kovac 7 лет назад +3

      When mentioning nose, have you ever seen Courtois? He is the real nose-man, I guess he was born as the nose only and the rest grew as the time passed by.

  • @akshaychandra2765
    @akshaychandra2765 3 года назад +113

    NEDVED - HE IS A MACHINE ❤️

  • @emanuelecama488
    @emanuelecama488 8 лет назад +487

    GK: Zlatan
    LB: Zlatan
    CB: Zlatan and Zlatan
    RB: Zlatan
    LM: Zlatan
    CM: Zlatan and Zlatan
    RM:Zlatan
    ST: Zlatan and... oh, I forgot Zlatan!

  • @bexer2172
    @bexer2172 6 лет назад +451

    Zlatan doesn't plays for PSG , PSG plays for zalatanibrahimovic

    • @ivale.182
      @ivale.182 6 лет назад +5

      Walter White no Zlatan plays for LA Galaxy

    • @ivale.182
      @ivale.182 6 лет назад +1

      Connor Romanker no he only plays for LA and Sweden

    • @ivale.182
      @ivale.182 6 лет назад +1

      Connor Romanker bro that was 4 years ago

    • @greenbaycity
      @greenbaycity 6 лет назад

      Idk Waffles dang bro

    • @stinkyballe12
      @stinkyballe12 6 лет назад

      Idk Waffles he doesnt play for sweden meatface

  • @joehart1057
    @joehart1057 8 лет назад +286

    He sounds like crazy russian hacker

    • @antonellogravina2507
      @antonellogravina2507 8 лет назад +1

      AHAHAHAH TRUE

    • @2FaceBurntOut
      @2FaceBurntOut 8 лет назад

      lol

    • @ajwad379
      @ajwad379 8 лет назад +8

      Zlatan doesnt sound like crh , crh sounds like zlatan

    • @nembokid8
      @nembokid8 8 лет назад

      lmao

    • @oliverr.5167
      @oliverr.5167 8 лет назад +2

      hahaahahgagagahahahah
      noooo.... crazy russian hacker saund like zlatan.... thats correktly... zlatan is not copy other people..

  • @Habibitibii
    @Habibitibii Год назад +7

    If you know you know 😢

  • @fwezzo
    @fwezzo 8 лет назад +257

    What he wanted
    GK: Zlatan
    RB: Zlatan
    CB: Zlatan
    CB: Zlatan
    LB: Zlatan
    RM: Zlatan
    CM: Zlatan
    CM:Zlatan
    LM: Zlatan
    ST: Zlatan
    ST: Zlatan

    • @asdjkl4502
      @asdjkl4502 7 лет назад

      Fwezzo Before watching the video my things

    • @Ridz800
      @Ridz800 7 лет назад

      Fwezzo u

    • @novazeox1060
      @novazeox1060 7 лет назад

      and the manager

  • @gantavyar9114
    @gantavyar9114 5 лет назад +421

    1:45 That smile 😀.

  • @kriti4868
    @kriti4868 Год назад +39

    That proud smile when he said 'THE GOD' 😂😂❤

  • @insaneintake3001
    @insaneintake3001 8 лет назад +151

    Zlatan puts Zlatan in all 10 spots

    • @bobdoe7059
      @bobdoe7059 8 лет назад +32

      11*

    • @prowsy8825
      @prowsy8825 8 лет назад +25

      he can play keeper

    • @Demolion951
      @Demolion951 8 лет назад +8

      11+ Zlatan as the manager

    • @aaronwillers4661
      @aaronwillers4661 8 лет назад

      sure with his atistic skill he saves every thing if the ball goes even truh the zlatan defence and mittfield :D

  • @ICantSplel
    @ICantSplel 9 лет назад +164

    Expected Brazilian Ronaldo to be honest.

    • @fanfan361
      @fanfan361 9 лет назад +30

      +ICantSplel i think these are players he played with

    • @mohanadabo-elmagd7237
      @mohanadabo-elmagd7237 9 лет назад +2

      +Ted Bundy yep

    • @ICantSplel
      @ICantSplel 9 лет назад +1

      Ted Bundy Oh, ok.

    • @SquidBop
      @SquidBop 8 лет назад

      +Ted Bundy™ NEdved is a player from before he played and same with viera

    • @OttoNilssonMusic
      @OttoNilssonMusic 8 лет назад +8

      +SquidBop No, I'm positive he played with both Viera and Nedved.

  • @SirKalasel
    @SirKalasel 8 лет назад +93

    My dream team:
    Goal: Buffon
    CB's: Beckenbauer, Maldini
    LB: Roberto Carlos
    RB: Zanetti
    CM: Xavi, zidane ,Iniesta
    LW: Lionel Messi
    RW: Ronaldinho
    ST: Cristiano Ronaldo

    • @SirKalasel
      @SirKalasel 8 лет назад +1

      I meant RW Messi and LW Ronaldinho

    • @SirKalasel
      @SirKalasel 8 лет назад

      Well, Buffon is a legend. not saying Neuer is bad, he's very good, maybe the best goalkeeper today, he and buffon are the goalies.
      And R9, well.. In my opinion, ronaldinho is one of the best, if not, then he best entertainer, and player ever. I had to put him in. so he's in, and CR7 is a ST, so R9 could be in bench along side with Buffon/Neuer, depends on which one plays.

    • @Barrilyn
      @Barrilyn 8 лет назад

      +!!Top Three!! Neuer ist shit

    • @Barrilyn
      @Barrilyn 8 лет назад

      ***** No but i dont liked him and i think other goalkeepers are better

    • @hazardyoutube3827
      @hazardyoutube3827 8 лет назад +1

      My team : Zlatan

  • @dovla_08
    @dovla_08 Год назад +5

    Why tf did i got this after 8 years-?

  • @joshsutton6648
    @joshsutton6648 8 лет назад +181

    Zlatan Ibrahimovic: only player in the world that we can respect enough to have a big ego and call himself God

    • @KFCplusA7X
      @KFCplusA7X 8 лет назад

      +Josh Sutton ha youre forgetting ronaldo

    • @joshsutton6648
      @joshsutton6648 8 лет назад +2

      +KFCplusA7X no. He just says that he's the best so he doesn't look down upon himself and put himself down.

    • @musqueteer_lol6120
      @musqueteer_lol6120 8 лет назад

      +Josh Sutton the mighty lord Bendtner

    • @DennyCraneReloaded
      @DennyCraneReloaded 8 лет назад

      +Musqueteer _ lol Ibrahimovic last year: Let the Fans decide whos better. Me or Bendtner.

    • @kingkloppo142
      @kingkloppo142 8 лет назад

      It was just a joke I am not God

  • @Rohityadav_17
    @Rohityadav_17 4 года назад +174

    When zlatan chops onion the onion cries😂

  • @kxng_russ
    @kxng_russ 8 лет назад +91

    Zlatan is the only footballer I've seen put himself in the ultimate 11

    • @theobvu
      @theobvu 8 лет назад +1

      +Russell Jamieson Yep! HAHAHA. Shows this guy is full of himself

    • @dn13lz
      @dn13lz 8 лет назад

      Ikr?

    • @cozmo8029
      @cozmo8029 8 лет назад

      +Will Plays you're the honest one here 👍 :D

    • @joshuaoluwajimi8505
      @joshuaoluwajimi8505 8 лет назад

      David Luiz, Matuidi.

    • @mac4336
      @mac4336 8 лет назад +2

      +Russell Jamieson his dream team means he is supposedly 2 be in it

  • @thapasuman546
    @thapasuman546 3 года назад +30

    Who is here after Leo has sign the PSG?

  • @Xidentals
    @Xidentals 7 лет назад +75

    Nedved, amazing, most underrated. Ibrahimovic, the GOD. :D

  • @UWoodKnotBelibeIUreIs
    @UWoodKnotBelibeIUreIs 8 лет назад +46

    I thought he was gonna say, goalkeeper, Ibrahimovic. All 4 defenders, Ibrahimovic. 4 midfielders, Ibrahimovic. And the strikers, Ibrahimovic.

    • @playwithdidi806
      @playwithdidi806 7 лет назад

      Daniel Yang well before he say that he been told to only choose himself one time only

  • @melvinsebastian8989
    @melvinsebastian8989 6 лет назад +406

    Ronaldo took 5K accounts to dislike this video?? WTF

  • @nawazmaggi5068
    @nawazmaggi5068 Год назад +4

    Happy retirement king❤

  • @L4ockeN
    @L4ockeN 4 года назад +915

    His real best eleven:
    Zlatan
    Zlatan Zlatan Zlatan Zlatan
    Zlatan Zlatan Zlatan Zlatan
    Zlatan Zlatan

    • @Tormar_
      @Tormar_ 3 года назад +84

      . I
      B R A H
      I M O V
      I C

    • @five5654
      @five5654 3 года назад +14

      why does he have two goalkeepers tho

    • @mausuftameem3145
      @mausuftameem3145 3 года назад +35

      @@five5654 they are two strikers

    • @five5654
      @five5654 3 года назад +1

      @@mausuftameem3145 oh

    • @jenskalvatn3118
      @jenskalvatn3118 3 года назад +3

      Where is Ibrahimović tho?

  • @shariq_s21
    @shariq_s21 7 лет назад +1089

    so zlatan likes messi more than ronaldo?

    • @icekoldcilla8470
      @icekoldcilla8470 7 лет назад +134

      Awesome L F Studios because he played with messi!

    • @shariq_s21
      @shariq_s21 7 лет назад +19

      oh, i get it. what team? barca?

    • @shariq_s21
      @shariq_s21 7 лет назад +4

      i have looked at your channel. you have just earned a subscriber

    • @lemeilleurpourlafrance7946
      @lemeilleurpourlafrance7946 7 лет назад +82

      no he doesn't, he still think El Fenomeno is the best footballer of all time! CR7 suck

    • @shariq_s21
      @shariq_s21 7 лет назад +1

      agreed

  • @ieraHDTV
    @ieraHDTV 9 лет назад +56

    The smile after he says his own nickname is priceless

  • @SuperXeditz07
    @SuperXeditz07 Год назад +5

    Who is here after Zlatan Retirement. 😢

  • @harwinroy8987
    @harwinroy8987 4 года назад +429

    When ZLATAN takes an uber,the drivers paying ZLATAN

  • @failedindonesianpainter6539
    @failedindonesianpainter6539 4 года назад +699

    Zlatan dream team
    GK : I
    LB : B
    CB : R
    CB : A
    RB : H
    LM : I
    CM : M
    CM : O
    RM : V
    CF : I
    CF : C

  • @maurit.1482
    @maurit.1482 7 лет назад +31

    GK: David Beckham
    RB: Tom Cruise
    CB: Lionel Messi
    CB: Donald Trump
    LB: Al Pacino
    RM: Michael Moore
    CM: Barack Obama
    CM: Peter Crouch
    LM: Meryl Streep
    ST: Oliver Kahn
    ST: My grandmother

    • @nazimhassan2951
      @nazimhassan2951 7 лет назад +1

      Johan Ben Alfred Zing Bing Bong 😆😆😆

    • @Bilal-yr8zl
      @Bilal-yr8zl 7 лет назад

      That team is way too op

    • @14flowto8
      @14flowto8 6 лет назад

      Lol Barack Obama need to be ST bro he has a lightning speed and when he shoot the ball the goalkeeper poops on her fans and Barack Obama is the beat

    • @youtubedrifter5594
      @youtubedrifter5594 6 лет назад

      Mauri T.
      I know this is ten months old but I just pissed myself laughing 😆

  • @KDJMJ
    @KDJMJ 2 года назад +3

    I really thought he was gonna say Zlatan Zlatan Zlatan Zlatan Zlatan Zlatan Zlatan Zlatan Zlatan Zlatan Zlatan

  • @naufalmuhammad5186
    @naufalmuhammad5186 8 лет назад +43

    GK = Peter Schmeichel
    RB = Cafu
    CB = Vidic
    CB = Maldini
    LB = Roberto Carlos
    CM = Vierra
    CM = Scholes
    CM = Iniesta
    RW = Messi
    LW = Cristiano Ronaldo
    ST = The God.. I mean Zlatan

    • @Enesssss-gb1lr
      @Enesssss-gb1lr 8 лет назад

      Of Course you mean zlatan, there is only one god in Football

    • @El_mafioso92
      @El_mafioso92 8 лет назад +1

      i bet you are hurt as he never mentioned cry baby ronaldo eh? hmm sweet

    • @cgopie1
      @cgopie1 8 лет назад +1

      I know a lot about football, so if there's a player who has played alongside all of the above, I'm sure I'd have heard of him, and I've never heard of Naufal Ischyros, so I think your list is fake.

    • @Bayville2421
      @Bayville2421 7 лет назад

      Naufal Ischyros Maxwell is so much better than Roberto Carlos. LOL!!!

  • @naoimporta58
    @naoimporta58 7 лет назад +375

    GK: Zlatan
    RB: Ibra
    LB: Ibracadabra
    CD: GodZlatan
    CD: No need for another defender, one Zlatan is enough
    MF: Zlatan Ibrahimović
    MF: No more need for other MF, one Zlatan is enough
    FW: Ibrahimović
    FW: Ronaldo, the phenomenon, because Zlatan is his fan-girl.

    • @naoimporta58
      @naoimporta58 7 лет назад +8

      Alakazam! *Football and not even in the top 100.

    • @naoimporta58
      @naoimporta58 7 лет назад +10

      Alakazam! you uneducated fuck, the sport is called football, you must be some 12 year old from the US that doesn't even know who Rivaldo was to say such a bullshit as "Zlatan is the best player ever" so shut the fuck and learn to say the right name, this ain't fucking handegg, it's the fucking beautiful sport.

    • @shinsukenakamura9322
      @shinsukenakamura9322 7 лет назад +6

      Eros Viana zlatan is definitely in top 100

    • @bananabro6556
      @bananabro6556 7 лет назад +5

      umm top 5 lol

    • @hendricklamar6558
      @hendricklamar6558 7 лет назад +3

      get mad, some say soccer. other say football. its both right.

  • @StarReel
    @StarReel 8 лет назад +42

    Brazilian Ronaldo and Ronaldinho is a MUST in all greatest ever teams. Period!

    • @tobilobaajao383
      @tobilobaajao383 8 лет назад +11

      +StarReel Ronaldo could have easily been the other striker, with Messi. But here's the thing: Ronaldo is a phenomenon, Zlatan is a GOD.

    • @brentonryan7409
      @brentonryan7409 8 лет назад +21

      It says in description that it is limited to people Zlatan has played with

    • @cant_handle_deeznuts
      @cant_handle_deeznuts 8 лет назад

      +StarReel Or.. Henry?

    • @TehManPowerz
      @TehManPowerz 8 лет назад

      +StarReel All Ronaldinho team would have been nice.

    • @arunashamal
      @arunashamal 8 лет назад

      +StarReel Using your brain before commenting is a MUST. Period.

  • @Xaviergonzalez85
    @Xaviergonzalez85 3 года назад +28

    That team is criminally awesome!!!

  • @dianew6149
    @dianew6149 8 лет назад +242

    schmeichel
    RB: Maldini
    CB: Beckenbauer
    CB: Desailly
    LB: Lahm
    CM: Xavi
    CM: Zidane
    CM: Gullit
    LW: Ronaldino
    RW: Messi
    ST: RONALDO (BRAZILIAN)

  • @pesgames251
    @pesgames251 4 года назад +129

    The only player zlatan loves more is leo messi😍❤️

    • @eduardovega6329
      @eduardovega6329 2 года назад +1

      Leo pessi, the man that dissapears in crucial moments

    • @nicolastillie8864
      @nicolastillie8864 2 года назад +9

      @@eduardovega6329 Yeah that's why he won 40 trophies, 7 Ballon d'Or and has the most KO's g/a in club and international tournaments... Go away and cry some more

    • @goat7728
      @goat7728 Год назад +4

      @@eduardovega6329 yeah now your benchnaldo scored 1 goal this season💀

    • @RaulCapablanca03
      @RaulCapablanca03 Год назад

      @@eduardovega6329 haha, you now looks stupid

    • @yeasertamim0
      @yeasertamim0 Год назад +1

      ​@@eduardovega6329 yeah pendulum did one dive
      Leo conquered wc

  • @ziad1368
    @ziad1368 4 года назад +495

    He didn't choose the players, The players chose him.

    • @AminAmin-cq9cx
      @AminAmin-cq9cx 3 года назад

      فنانين داخل و خارج العمل.صباح النور و الانوار.يا رسامين المتعة.

    • @Aden068
      @Aden068 2 года назад

      @@AminAmin-cq9cx what

    • @Tarif2809
      @Tarif2809 Год назад

      @@AminAmin-cq9cx 💀

    • @Sanku943
      @Sanku943 Год назад

      🤣😂

    • @Sanku943
      @Sanku943 Год назад

      💀💀

  • @Warinxy
    @Warinxy Год назад +5

    Zlatan still plays its been 8 years

  • @Themalayalammaster
    @Themalayalammaster 4 года назад +178

    Avengers: *exists*
    Thanos: Now that's a Zlatan level threat

    • @gingerjimmy
      @gingerjimmy 3 года назад +1

      Should’ve reversed avengers with thanos

  • @ellis0896
    @ellis0896 9 лет назад +13

    I was genuinely expecting him to just say himself for every position.

  • @gamingtime48
    @gamingtime48 8 лет назад +40

    You dont need a team when you have Zlatan

  • @lalnunziramualchin5363
    @lalnunziramualchin5363 3 года назад +9

    RUclips recommended after 6 years.

  • @mrplatinum5987
    @mrplatinum5987 5 лет назад +184

    Zlatan and Messi would have made the perfect duo,Messi the technical genius and Zlatan the ruthless finisher,complete physical and technical package

    • @dothamost
      @dothamost 5 лет назад +26

      Ricardo Life they were together at barca but that didnt work

    • @mrpool339
      @mrpool339 5 лет назад +1

      ouchh

    • @TurboTurabi835
      @TurboTurabi835 4 года назад +1

      The Barca Kid • 123 years ago they dont

    • @nordreds2084
      @nordreds2084 4 года назад +12

      The Barca Kid • 123 years ago it worked fine but Guardiola didn’t play Zlatan very much, so they still didn’t get a lot of time on the pitch together

    • @viceroy5160
      @viceroy5160 4 года назад +5

      It was working but as everybody knws , Gaurdiola only likes players who works according to him n if he believes they'll be suitable n when. I've seen plenty of managers but in terms of rotation of players ? Nobody comes close to him. Zlatan had problems with him n Zlatan was right on his perspective as well. It's better to change the route n that's what he did.

  • @Cadrieldur
    @Cadrieldur 8 лет назад +8

    Perfect introduction:
    GK: Buffon - The Wall
    LB: Thuram - The Animal
    CB: Silva - Complete
    CB: Cannavaro - The Pitbull
    RB: Maxwell - Elegant
    RW: Iniesta - Magic
    CM: Vieira - The Leader
    LW: Xavi - Perfect
    RW: Nedved - The Machine
    ST: Messi - Genius
    ST: Zlatan - GOD!

  • @gantavyar9114
    @gantavyar9114 5 лет назад +2629

    All the 10k people who disliked this video were a Ronaldo fan.
    Edit:Thanks for the likes guys!
    I never had these many likes before.😃

  • @suchandradutta2095
    @suchandradutta2095 7 лет назад +53

    ZLATAN DIDN'T CAME IN PSG THE PSG CAME IN ZLATAN.....................WAIT WHAT?

  • @redknight801
    @redknight801 9 лет назад +22

    Man I love it so much when people don't read the descriptions and go ahead and comment anyways. Makes for a good laugh reading through the comments :)

  • @mohammadabosalem9602
    @mohammadabosalem9602 Год назад +2

    Why did I get this after he retired 😭

  • @oskarf6936
    @oskarf6936 7 лет назад +321

    I can't believe Ronaldo made 2k accounts just to dislike the video...

    • @cmpunk500
      @cmpunk500 6 лет назад

      MiniWizard - Gaming & More lol

    • @vardharajanr9379
      @vardharajanr9379 6 лет назад +1

      Shut up your bloody mouth

    • @marshallmigos2868
      @marshallmigos2868 6 лет назад +8

      Typical messi fanboy😄

    • @vardharajanr9379
      @vardharajanr9379 6 лет назад

      I can't even believe Ronaldo made 79 account to like your comment

    • @dazygaming6562
      @dazygaming6562 6 лет назад +4

      I don’t remember when zlatan played on the same team with Ronaldo...

  • @radithyajoenan4640
    @radithyajoenan4640 8 лет назад +44

    okay guys i'm gonna settle this once and for all.. there is no way you guys could possibly beat this team..
    4-3-1-2
    GK : Buffon
    LB : Carlos
    CB : Maldini
    CB : Beckenbauer
    RB : Cafu
    CM : Zidane
    LW : Cruyff
    RW : Maradonna
    AMF : Ronaldinho
    CF : Ronaldo R9
    CF : Messi
    Autowin any given time..

    • @bartoszwisniewski9671
      @bartoszwisniewski9671 8 лет назад +2

      +Radithya Joenan I see you have good eye ;) My best team may be the same

    • @radithyajoenan4640
      @radithyajoenan4640 8 лет назад +1

      +Smoczy Grzech Gniewu :)

    • @eriknymoen9616
      @eriknymoen9616 8 лет назад

      zidane as defensive midfielder?? would have Zidane-Makelele midfield duo and ronaldinho on the left wing instead. more balance

    • @radithyajoenan4640
      @radithyajoenan4640 8 лет назад +1

      Erik Nymoen well i put zidane as a deep rolling play maker in this team (just like pirlo did in milan and juve)..
      i believe if you got Zidane, Cruyff, Maradonna
      ,Ronaldinho, Ronaldo R9 and Messi upfront with the help of super aggressive overlapping FB duo like Carlos and Cafu you won't need any CDM because they will totally destroy any team, any given time..
      Beside that i still got Beckenbauer and Maldini as a CB with Buffon in the goal, who will guarantee the safety of my defense.. that's why i won't need any CDM..

    • @eriknymoen9616
      @eriknymoen9616 8 лет назад +2

      Radithya Joenan true they would never lose the ball!!

  • @deveshraut9834
    @deveshraut9834 4 года назад +52

    1:43 I love that confident smile! 😍

  • @Drmagoo5
    @Drmagoo5 3 года назад +5

    Zlatan Called Mesi in PSG back in 2014... fucking Nostradamovic

  • @f4licks
    @f4licks 6 лет назад +791

    I thought he was gonna say ibra here ibra there ibra everywhere

  • @danielvelasco8668
    @danielvelasco8668 9 лет назад +21

    Justice - Genesis is the tune btw

    • @rotuhiiri7097
      @rotuhiiri7097 9 лет назад +2

      Daniel Velasco thanks bro. you da real mvp

  • @thepaystation
    @thepaystation 9 лет назад +14

    4-1-2-1-2
    LB - Roberto Carlos - that free kick doe
    CB - Thiago Silva - complete CB
    CB - Lucio - ^^^^
    RB - Maicon - a RB that actually knows how to defend while being offensive
    CDM - Yaya Toure - tank
    LM - Robinho - super skills
    CAM - Ronaldino - same thing as Robinho
    RM - Kaka (all though he was a cam, he still had great speed so could have played rm) - same thing as Ronaldino
    ST - Neymar - Knows the game so well, the only way you can stop him is by fouling him
    ST - Drogba - Give him the ball and he will score, still playing like a 25 year old at the age of 36 (without the pace of course but can still pop in an amazing header and score screamers)
    Sorry if I misspelt any names :P - and I'm Brazilian if you guessed it

  • @zaheercs947
    @zaheercs947 8 лет назад +19

    I was expecting him to say for every position Zlatan Ibrahimovic LOOL

  • @adityamenon6365
    @adityamenon6365 3 года назад +2

    Zlatans best 11
    1 Zlatan
    2. Zlatan
    3.Zlatan
    You get the point

  • @rawnasty139
    @rawnasty139 5 лет назад +138

    LmAo he recently did a new one and he picked all positions for Zlatan! 😂😂

  • @thefixcrush4067
    @thefixcrush4067 4 года назад +56

    I thought every one is Zlatan

  • @abrarison6874
    @abrarison6874 3 года назад +3

    RUclips recommended after 6 years

  • @footballlovers1178
    @footballlovers1178 9 лет назад +32

    where is cristiano penaldo

    • @stazi7532
      @stazi7532 9 лет назад +67

      Diving somewhere

    • @ivanfuentes7781
      @ivanfuentes7781 9 лет назад +14

      Barça fan girls spotted.

    • @ashasheera8441
      @ashasheera8441 9 лет назад +1

      Stazi Gram hahhahahaha

    • @weefeatures
      @weefeatures 9 лет назад +1

      GUYS IT'S BEST PLAYERS HE'S PLAYED WITH! Otherwise El Fenomeno would be in there and Cheataldo would be the tea-lady.

  • @gabo13shuffler
    @gabo13shuffler 9 лет назад +17

    DEFENCE:
    1.Casillas. GK
    2.Cannavaro
    3.Sergio Ramos.
    4.Roberto Carlos. Right Corners.
    5.Thuram.
    MIDFIELD:
    1.Iniesta. Left Corners.
    2.Zidane. Long Free Kicks. CAPTAIN
    3.Cristiano Ronaldo. (Left Winger)
    4.Figo. (Right Winger)
    ATTACK:
    1.Lionel Messi. Free Kicks.
    2.Ronaldo Nazário. Penalties.

    • @SuperTomri
      @SuperTomri 9 лет назад +17

      Sergio Ramos? I'm going to assume that you are a Real Madrid fan because nobody in their right mind would pick him to be in the best XI. The rest of your list I can agree with as they are all amazing players, although I would personally switch some of them with other players. Sergio Ramos is a good defender but nowhere near the best. I can name many defenders that are much better than him.

    • @syedahmed4202
      @syedahmed4202 9 лет назад

      SuperTomri I am a Real Madrid fan and I would not even put him over Pepe or Varane.

    • @syedahmed4202
      @syedahmed4202 9 лет назад

      Waqas Ahmed Pepe (this seasons)*

    • @ImDembe
      @ImDembe 9 лет назад +1

      central defenders should be Hiero and Puyol FFS!

    • @Dre020
      @Dre020 9 лет назад +1

      Brunlera
      both are far too slow, and puyol is kinda short. i would pick hierro perhaps from the the 2

  • @deddmeme
    @deddmeme 8 лет назад +10

    Zlatans real "my best 11": Zlatan, Zlatan, Zlatan, Zlatan, Zlatan, Zlatan, Zlatan, Zlatan, Zlatan, Zlatan, Zlatan Ibrahimovic

  • @memendz4631
    @memendz4631 Год назад +3

    whos here after he retired? happy retirement legend