4:34 "Cinema Fund Russia" Damn this movie was cancelled within the opening credits. Also, Pinocchio looks like every "human" character in the film, why would anyone go to a circus act to see a wooden puppet move, when they ALL look like wooden puppets.
The voice acting is as wooden as the character models. This makes Hayden Christensen “I don’t like sand” line have more emotion than the characters in this movie.
I'm excited for Guillermo del Toro's version of Pinocchio, but this is the second animated adaptation I want to see this year (for the wrong reasons, of course).
Definitely hyped for the Del Toro Pinnochio as I adored not only the Hellboy films but I adored the holy Hell out of Book of Life. That man mostly makes movie gold [Pacific Rim 2 was only hit or miss since he didn't direct that one]
@@bearerofbadnews1375 Man, I've been trying to forget about the recent Ice Age film. I know the other sequels weren't good either, but the animation in those were a hundred times better by comparison.
@@michaelstrong5383 Disney is gonna make a seventh one to. Ice Age has become the modern day equivalent to the land before time and its many sequels. Blue sky studios is rolling in its grave it’s sad.
There's supposedly another Pinocchio film coming out later this year! IMDB simply calls it Pinocchio (2022), but the posters for the film list two different titles, those being "Pinocchio & the Water of Life" & "The Adventures of Pinocchio". Whatever it's called, it's unrelated to this film, the Guillermo Del Toro version, & the Disney remake with Tom Hanks. In an odd coincidence, Tom Kenny will play Pinocchio in the "Water of Life". How the hell did we wind up with FOUR unrelated Pinocchio films in the same year!?
Reminds me of the days of DreamWorks and Disney putting out similar movies in the same year thanks to Katzenberg raiding the Disney coffers before he left.
Something hit me 20 years ago,Roberto beleugi made his version of Pinocchio that was hated by everybody Now 20 years later,pauly shore has add his version Pinocchio History is repeating it self😳😳😳
Pauly Shore was probably like "fuck it, any to keep me busy waiting for Disney to make another Goofy movie." Please make a 3rd Goofy movie and save Pauly, Disney. #Goofymovie3 #savePauly
Martin arguing with Krorey about the Pinocchio movie, reminds me when Korey didn't watched the whole movie of The Blair Witch (2016), because he didn't like it. (29:34) 😊
As a Russian, I'm just wondering why this is a Pinocchio adaptation instead of a Buratino adaptation. (Buratino is sort of a Soviet version of Pinocchio. I'd like to the Wikipedia entry which summarizes al the similarities and differences, but those things tend to get caught in the spam filter) Edited to Add: Though I guess there are some elements from Buratino version. Like, there is a Malvina type character.
Perhaps, if the character design was more out there or weird it would work. Also why does Pinocchio look like an actual person? He doesn't have the texture of wood
This is one of the only few times where I say you know what? I’m looking forward to a Disney live action remake. Because I guarantee if Disney’s remake of Pinocchio is anything better than whatever the hell I’m seeing here with this Pinocchio, I’ll take it!
"Pinocchio human trafficking" 2:23 😭👀 Just the way he said "father" 😂 2:54 ………… 4:39 👀 Seriously wish movies stop doing this 6:06 🙄 Pinocchio might have "daddy issues" 10:30 Pinocchio is fabulous! 🌈😭🌈 13:22 He turns into Popeye? 😂 14:13 Them drugs are now activated! 🥴😂 15:13 Feel so bad for everyone that had to "review" it 😭 I can't barely get through this entire video because of "Pauly Shore", This Pinocchio was awful lmao. 😂😭
Just when Robert Zemeckis' PINOCCHIO for Disney+ was gonna be the creepiest animated wooden boy this year, Pauly Shore-nocchio comes along with this movie and says "Hold my juh-ooce, buuuuddy!"
"They'll do a movie call troll and they'll duplicate that troll ten times across the screen and they'll all be moving the same." *Tolland flashbacks* 😨
It'll still be better than this. At least Disney's live action Pinocchio will have a bigger budget, an talented experienced director and hopefully a better script than whatever this is.
Okay, apparently this movie is a Russian bootleg of the original Pinocchio story called 'The Golden Key' that was censored for the Soviet Union at the time of publication. The plot points and many of the original lessons where changed or fully omitted from the story in order to fit with era which included Pinocchio's nose growing whenever he tells a lie and other things. There is no lessons about learning to mature, looking out for people who want to abuse/use you for their own gain, and so on. It's more that 'happy things will always happen and be happy'. On top of that, there is apparently TWO English dubs of this movie; a British dub and the one that everyone has been talking about. I don't know if the British dub is better since I have not heard it but the whole backstory of this thing is a clusterfuck. So yes, Korey. This IS propaganda but not in the way you expected it. Edit: Okay, you mentioned the British version. And yup....I don't know why it exists.
Putin: don't send nukes send something worse. Advisers: sir no please you will destroy there minds. Putin: do it. Advisers: forgive us launch the pinochio movie online.
This isn't the worst of the 3 Pinocchio movies that came out this year. The tom hanks Disney Pinocchio is the worst, and that sounds weird. Guillermo Del Toro's is the best.
It hurt to laugh at this and I wheezed I fucking wheezed too hard at the point where listening to the dialogue from this Pinnochio made me wonder if I went into the Twilight Zone
Pinocchio: A True Story "Maybe Leonardo, that won't do, he'd grew up to be a selfish actor, an artist, or a turtle who only cares about pizza" TRUE STORY!!!!
Lol the movie was made by Russia. That’s probably why the title is Pinocchio: a true story. They’re playing with everyone’s brains about a fictional character 🤣
This is an episode where I wish beyond wishing that Billy had been there because the laugh levels would have been through the roof with this flick🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💀 Y'all think thisbis bad watch The Puss in Boots rip off "Puss N Boots" with William Shatner & watch the part where the princess is performing in the pub with her 2 royal guards in particular. And watch it with Billy. You will find it hilarious at how bad it is🤣
Pauly Shore’s voice acting in this sounds like a combination of Ed from Good Burger, Porky Pig, Tigger and Woody Woodpecker. Also, is there a type of wood that can get you high? I’m pretty sure that’s what THIS Pinocchio was carved out of.
Sounds like Fibber Fox from Yakky Doodle and now Jellystone (hey, maybe Pauly Shore can be Fibber on Jellystone) to me, as Pauly Shore would portray him..🤣
Russian Oligarch: Leader Putin how will we attack the west!? Putin: release “Pinocchio: A True Story” at once! Russian Oligarch: 👁👄👁Sir…are you sure!? Putin: AT ONCE!
32:41 Ooh the humanity of laughter on Korey and this hilariously bad animated movie from Russia And probably, one of the best highlights to this entire video that I died with laughter so hard! Korey: F*** U!! F******k you, man! Don't you ever talk me, don't you ever talked to me again! Martin: All you have to do is to watch the last few minutes of this... Korey: Well we sit through it together, we all know this is bull$#*t, I was Right!
The way Martin forced Korey to finish the movie live was a joy to see
Korey's resistance had me on the floor laughing.
Hell yes lmao!
Where can I watch the stream?
@@muhammedahmed3291 twitch my boy
where did you watch the Pauly Shore dub of the new Pinocchio?
Holy shit, that first Pinocchio line ("Fatherrr...") might have actually sucked life out of me.
Sucked the life out of Geppetto too
Father, when can I leave on my ownnnnn…
"I've got the whole WORLD to seeeeeeee"
It reminds me of a hilarious scene in Oldboy remake that starts with "Father...".
Father! 😀 (BANG!)
I never finished Pinocchio as a child. Those kids being turned into donkey slaves scared the shit out of me
I know and that was the Disney version. I'm just thinking what dark artist spin is Guillermo going to do?
Same! But I am kind of scared to see that happen! 😥
where did you watch the Pauly Shore dub of the new Pinocchio?
Don't blame you. The worst is that demon Whale for me! Still scary
@@manigje1 I mean the original already had Jiminy Crickett getting killed, and the cat having his hand cut.
Korey: "This is too easy, y'all."
Also Korey: "I f@cked up. I can't finish it, y'all."
4:34 "Cinema Fund Russia"
Damn this movie was cancelled within the opening credits.
Also, Pinocchio looks like every "human" character in the film, why would anyone go to a circus act to see a wooden puppet move, when they ALL look like wooden puppets.
This was part of Russia’s plan all along!
That's the kind of studio you see in the opening credits of a Steven Seagal movie post-2002
tHis is their payback after losing Hollywood films lol
The voice acting is as wooden as the character models. This makes Hayden Christensen “I don’t like sand” line have more emotion than the characters in this movie.
I'm excited for Guillermo del Toro's version of Pinocchio, but this is the second animated adaptation I want to see this year (for the wrong reasons, of course).
Definitely hyped for the Del Toro Pinnochio as I adored not only the Hellboy films but I adored the holy Hell out of Book of Life. That man mostly makes movie gold [Pacific Rim 2 was only hit or miss since he didn't direct that one]
This Pinocchio adaptation is definitely the second worst movie I’ve seen this year. The first would still be Ice age 6, but this is a close second.
@@bearerofbadnews1375 Man, I've been trying to forget about the recent Ice Age film. I know the other sequels weren't good either, but the animation in those were a hundred times better by comparison.
@@michaelstrong5383 Disney is gonna make a seventh one to. Ice Age has become the modern day equivalent to the land before time and its many sequels. Blue sky studios is rolling in its grave it’s sad.
Del Toro's version has been in the works since 2009! It's been cancelled and revived twice too.
There's supposedly another Pinocchio film coming out later this year! IMDB simply calls it Pinocchio (2022), but the posters for the film list two different titles, those being "Pinocchio & the Water of Life" & "The Adventures of Pinocchio". Whatever it's called, it's unrelated to this film, the Guillermo Del Toro version, & the Disney remake with Tom Hanks. In an odd coincidence, Tom Kenny will play Pinocchio in the "Water of Life". How the hell did we wind up with FOUR unrelated Pinocchio films in the same year!?
I know Pinocchio's in the public domain, but having this many adaptations in the same year is ridiculous.
And they Hollywood’s run out of ideas lol
There’s also a Pinocchio video game coming out this year
Reminds me of the days of DreamWorks and Disney putting out similar movies in the same year thanks to Katzenberg raiding the Disney coffers before he left.
2022: The year of Pinocchio
Glad Martin is pushing Korey to be a true professional. 👍
Love how Martin gets on Korey case for not finishing the last 10 minutes of the movie😂
Korey looking into the camera and asking what the hell is wrong with you. Got me on the floor laughing.
Literally Thousands of Union and Non Voice Actors, and they go with Pauly Shore in 2022. You can't make this shit up lmfao
Celebrity voices sell
@@Elvusmiw Pauly Shore hasnt been a real celebrity since 2005 lmfao
@@RobGradyVO more like 1999.
@@nikkicole54321 he peaked 93-95 lol thats it
So instead of nukes, Russia sent us this.
Watching this makes you wish for a nuclear winter.
It's certainly a type of bomb.
😂 👏👏 well said sir
Patrolling the Russian animated movies makes you wish for a nuclear winter.
Something hit me
20 years ago,Roberto beleugi made his version of Pinocchio that was hated by everybody
Now 20 years later,pauly shore has add his version Pinocchio
History is repeating it self😳😳😳
Roberto Begnini was in another adaptation a couple years ago, playing Gepetto this time. It was actually pretty good, in my opinion.
And that one got a dub where Pinocchio was voiced by Breckin Meyer.
I didn't know that movie was hated
where did you watch the Pauly Shore dub of the new Pinocchio?
@@SteinarrBattlefist It was the 2019 Italian one, directed by Matteo Garrone, the man behind Gomorrah, and it is, in my opinion, a masterpiece...
Pauly Shore was probably like "fuck it, any to keep me busy waiting for Disney to make another Goofy movie." Please make a 3rd Goofy movie and save Pauly, Disney.
#Goofymovie3
#savePauly
"The Ultimate Goofy Movie"?
@@darwincity YES YES YES YES AND MORE YES.
He might as well work for DreamWorks because they are making bank right now unlike Disney.
Martin arguing with Krorey about the Pinocchio movie, reminds me when Korey didn't watched the whole movie of The Blair Witch (2016), because he didn't like it. (29:34) 😊
As a Russian, I'm just wondering why this is a Pinocchio adaptation instead of a Buratino adaptation.
(Buratino is sort of a Soviet version of Pinocchio. I'd like to the Wikipedia entry which summarizes al the similarities and differences, but those things tend to get caught in the spam filter)
Edited to Add: Though I guess there are some elements from Buratino version. Like, there is a Malvina type character.
2:54. I was laughing my ass off at that voice, then Korey mentioned it was Pauly Shore. It's like my laugh didn't wanted to be wasted on him.
😂😂😂
Well DT defiantly got the whole world to see how freaking awkward the whole movie was.
I remember hearing one review that summed the movie up too well I couldn't say it better myself:
"Horrible & Phenomenally Unimaginative"
I feel sorry for the kids in Russia. This might be the only movie they can watch now.
They still have all cartoons available so don't worry too much. In fact, some cartoons are worthy of watch, like "Hedgehog in the fog".
Russian animation is beautiful, especially that from the Soviet era, but that’s one of the only good things that came from that time.
It was either that or Come and See, and they had to think of which way to emotionally scar children!
😂😂😂😂
4:40 “This movie was made by the enemy” LMFAO
Perhaps, if the character design was more out there or weird it would work. Also why does Pinocchio look like an actual person? He doesn't have the texture of wood
I saw a clip of this movie in my recommendations and I thought to myself “WTF?!! Man I wish the gang would review this.”
Thank you so much.
I feel bad for Korey. It’s hilarious, but Jesus Christ, I felt my life draining watching those clips.
This makes DBZ: Evolution look like it won an Oscar
Pinocchio a true story may even be worse than the true story of Puss n boots that’s a feat right there.
Whoa now let's not go too far lol
Korey, "I don't want to be a bully."
Meanwhile the chat is like Pennywise: "Kill them all! Kill them all! Kill them all!"
I've never seen a more valid reason to go to war with Russia!🤣🤣🤣
This is one of the only few times where I say you know what? I’m looking forward to a Disney live action remake. Because I guarantee if Disney’s remake of Pinocchio is anything better than whatever the hell I’m seeing here with this Pinocchio, I’ll take it!
It does have Tom Hanks as Geppetto. Also, don't forget the OTHER Pinocchio movie, the stop motion one Del Toro is making.
I got bad news to tell you.
@@cgarciahfcu At least he looks on par
Uh, son, I got some bad news...
33:32 that "How dare you" sounded so real
I was so happy to be apart of this Korey had me crying on the floor 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Brother what is your name
@@theconsciousobserver6829 Julian
where did you watch the Pauly Shore dub of the new Pinocchio?
I thought this was a older movie that was released straight to DVD. Imagine my shock when I found out it was released last February.
"Pinocchio human trafficking" 2:23 😭👀
Just the way he said "father" 😂 2:54
………… 4:39 👀
Seriously wish movies stop doing this 6:06 🙄
Pinocchio might have "daddy issues" 10:30
Pinocchio is fabulous! 🌈😭🌈 13:22
He turns into Popeye? 😂 14:13
Them drugs are now activated! 🥴😂 15:13
Feel so bad for everyone that had to "review" it 😭
I can't barely get through this entire video because of "Pauly Shore", This Pinocchio was awful lmao. 😂😭
Just when Robert Zemeckis' PINOCCHIO for Disney+ was gonna be the creepiest animated wooden boy this year, Pauly Shore-nocchio comes along with this movie and says "Hold my juh-ooce, buuuuddy!"
Sigh I though he quit that mo cap phase
By the looks of that one photo still they released, it seems they're reusing Pinocchio's character model from the original Disney version.
The voice and character design is a total mismatch
"They'll do a movie call troll and they'll duplicate that troll ten times across the screen and they'll all be moving the same."
*Tolland flashbacks* 😨
I always believed Martin has chaotic tendencies.
And I love it.
The fact that it’s lionsgate that did this movie is shocking I thought this was an asylum joint lol.
Guess they needed the extra cash
32:41 Korey Gone rogue!
33:08 Get your Butt up!
33:32 "How Dare you!"
Martin always trolled korey and I love it 😂😂😂😂😂
So was the paulie's wooden performance intended? Also I can't believe tom kenny took a payday for a straight to a 5 dollar dvd bin flick
He also did Elf Bowling.
I’m sorry for reminding you of that piece of trash.
Wouldn't be the first time Tom Kenny voiced a character in a garbage animated film. I still have flashbacks to that Elf Bowling movie.
@@michaelstrong5383 Again, sorry for reminding you it exists.
And you’d think Tom would’ve learned his lesson after the hell he went through when recording for Eld Bowling, but no
At this point Tom must be doing this shit on purpose. Like he has so much money that he don’t care what he does now. Haha
A movie so bad, it’s gotten Disney to do a live action remake on their Pinocchio with Tom Hanks.
It'll still be better than this. At least Disney's live action Pinocchio will have a bigger budget, an talented experienced director and hopefully a better script than whatever this is.
This has to be one of the funniest reviews they've made.
Billy would literally die laughing
This is giving me old school Spill review vibes. Bring back Co-Host!
34:17 has me dying 😂😂😂 those laughs
Okay, apparently this movie is a Russian bootleg of the original Pinocchio story called 'The Golden Key' that was censored for the Soviet Union at the time of publication. The plot points and many of the original lessons where changed or fully omitted from the story in order to fit with era which included Pinocchio's nose growing whenever he tells a lie and other things. There is no lessons about learning to mature, looking out for people who want to abuse/use you for their own gain, and so on. It's more that 'happy things will always happen and be happy'. On top of that, there is apparently TWO English dubs of this movie; a British dub and the one that everyone has been talking about. I don't know if the British dub is better since I have not heard it but the whole backstory of this thing is a clusterfuck.
So yes, Korey. This IS propaganda but not in the way you expected it.
Edit: Okay, you mentioned the British version. And yup....I don't know why it exists.
Putin: don't send nukes send something worse.
Advisers: sir no please you will destroy there minds.
Putin: do it.
Advisers: forgive us launch the pinochio movie online.
This is the true war crime.
@@Moromom22 🤣🤣🤣
They better play this movie at Pride this year 🌈
"THIS SHIT IS TOO GAY FOR ME"! - Gay Folks
Omg no 😂😂😂
why tf is pauly shore the voice!? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
This isn't the worst of the 3 Pinocchio movies that came out this year. The tom hanks Disney Pinocchio is the worst, and that sounds weird. Guillermo Del Toro's is the best.
Pauly Shore should've stayed in 90's where he belongs....
I thought Pinnochio was voiced by Tommy Wiseau
It hurt to laugh at this and I wheezed
I fucking wheezed too hard at the point where listening to the dialogue from this Pinnochio made me wonder if I went into the Twilight Zone
Korey chose violence 😂😂
Plot twist … the movie is used to wake up sleeper cells 😳😳
"Skideeskideeskidee!!" - Pinnochio paulyshoring 😂
Pauly Shore’s only good role was in “A Goofy Movie” because he only appeared for 3 minutes.
Why did they call Leo a selfish actor? Lol
26:04 And That's How Marvel's Spider-Man 2017 Show Failed.
Pinocchio: A True Story
"Maybe Leonardo, that won't do, he'd grew up to be a selfish actor, an artist, or a turtle who only cares about pizza"
TRUE STORY!!!!
I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS.😂😂😂
We need an animated version of this review lol.
Lol the movie was made by Russia. That’s probably why the title is Pinocchio: a true story. They’re playing with everyone’s brains about a fictional character 🤣
The audacity this film had to give Pinnochio a female love interest lmao
Pinocchio falling for a girl? Did he want to give her the wood?
This is an episode where I wish beyond wishing that Billy had been there because the laugh levels would have been through the roof with this flick🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💀 Y'all think thisbis bad watch The Puss in Boots rip off "Puss N Boots" with William Shatner & watch the part where the princess is performing in the pub with her 2 royal guards in particular. And watch it with Billy. You will find it hilarious at how bad it is🤣
14:00 When the weed kicks in BRAH
Korey you take one for the Toasties on this one bruh.
Seems like that Pinochios horse is kinda Lets say "inspired" by the horse in Tangled😏(At least it seemed in that spiky fens jumping scene)
Poor Corey has a 1000 yard stare
"GET YOUR ASS UP!!!" ROTFL
I'll just stick with the Disney version and the Netflix version....and the Disney Plus version that's coming out soon.
This looks like a random direct to DVD movie in the bargain bin at Walgreens or something
Pauly Shore’s voice acting in this sounds like a combination of Ed from Good Burger, Porky Pig, Tigger and Woody Woodpecker. Also, is there a type of wood that can get you high? I’m pretty sure that’s what THIS Pinocchio was carved out of.
Sounds like Fibber Fox from Yakky Doodle and now Jellystone (hey, maybe Pauly Shore can be Fibber on Jellystone) to me, as Pauly Shore would portray him..🤣
@@SteveCarras I don’t know who Fibber Fox is but okay. Cool! 😎
Oh wait I know this movie Pinocchio gets shot by a Cat holding a blunderbuss it was hilarious.
YES! I was waiting for them to review this movie!
Who’s the third guy? I’ve seen him on the show a couple of times but still have no idea
Pinocchi-oh-no.
The true story is Pinochio actually feels and she wants him to lie so bad LMAO
MAN! First Moonfall, and NOW THIS! Lionsgate is on a huge losing streak. And they worked with a Russian film company. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I was worried this was a review for the Del Toro film . Ten seconds into the review I said WHAT !!!? Relieved 😅
Russian Oligarch: Leader Putin how will we attack the west!?
Putin: release “Pinocchio: A True Story” at once!
Russian Oligarch: 👁👄👁Sir…are you sure!?
Putin: AT ONCE!
I never get tired of this masterpiece. This is borderline ghost stories level of dubbing
Shout out to DemonDice for introducing me to this movie! Glad Double Toasted reviewing this! 🤣
DemonDice? The Grim Reaper?
21:19 to skip ad.
Is this a new thing they are doing now I noticed it new videos
This is an Extraordinary Review 🤣😂😆 Big Love to Martin ♥️💟❤ for getting Korey to watch this rendition of Pinocchio ✔🎬 🎥🖥📽 🎞
Please, bring back Pinocchio in Outer Space! Yes, it does exist. Somewhere on this planet!
If I had to watch this, id probably go full "R Kelly being interviewed by Gale King"🤣🤣🤣🤣
Korey, you could have just ignored this and watched a few episodes of Avatar the last airbender. But no, you chose this because of the memes.
Even the Pinocchio in the Gico add is waaaaaaaaaaay better lol.
His voice alone makes me doubt he falls in with a girl. Pinocchio got such a sassy voice lol
I love this show I mean Korey is the only guy I know who can laugh at him self he has changed my view on life
I very much doubt it was cheap or easy to get Tom Kenny to come record for this, seeing how busy the guy is
If billy was here it's game over
the Titanic movie with the rapping dog also has a detective for no reason.
What a wild ride this movie was from start to finish, even by straight to video film standards
LOL Pauly can do no wrong LOL😅😂
32:41 Ooh the humanity of laughter on Korey and this hilariously bad animated movie from Russia
And probably, one of the best highlights to this entire video that I died with laughter so hard!
Korey: F*** U!!
F******k you, man!
Don't you ever talk me, don't you ever talked to me again!
Martin: All you have to do is to watch the last few minutes of this...
Korey: Well we sit through it together, we all know this is bull$#*t, I was Right!
I love when Martin starts Martin-stigating xD lmaooo
I can’t wait for the Guillermo Del Toro version of Pinocchio.
Cause when I think of Pinocchio I clearly think of the dude from Biodome.
I got to get drunk and watch this some time hahahaha