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  • Опубликовано: 12 янв 2021
  • TITANIC THE LEGEND GOES ON BAD MOVIE REVIEW | Double Toasted - Today at Double Toasted we have our Titanic the legend goes on review for you to enjoy. In this funny video, we take a brief look at the Titanic the legend goes on trailer before going in-depth into our Titanic the legend goes on movie review. You get our Titanic the legend goes on reaction, along with discussions on Titanic the legend goes on jontron, the famous Titanic the legend goes on rapping dog, Titanic the legend goes on song, and how we feel about the movie as a whole. What did you think of this movie? Let us know in the comment section below.
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Комментарии • 696

  • @peanutbutterfly0206
    @peanutbutterfly0206 3 года назад +328

    I have sung "hold meeee, neeeeeever let me goooooooooo. You're all I never neeeeed" to my dog so much since this dropped. She thinks it's a hug anthem now.

  • @RichiRay97
    @RichiRay97 2 года назад +198

    The funniest thing about this review is seeing Korey's descent into madness every time the song plays.

  • @AJOmega2
    @AJOmega2 Год назад +215

    Man, the tracklist for the soundtrack album for this film must've been a trip.
    1. Hold Me
    2. Party Time - Rapping Dog
    3. Hold Me (Remix)
    4. Dancing Shoestos - Mariarchi Mice
    5. Hold Me (Extended Version)
    6. Hold Me (7" Dance Mix)
    7. Hold Me (Credits Version)
    8. Hold Me (Tiesto Remix)
    9. Hold Me & Party (ft. Rapping Dog)
    10. Hold Me (10 Minute Version)

    • @rommix0
      @rommix0 Год назад +17

      That's one packed 12 inch

    • @SoulCore413
      @SoulCore413 Год назад +4

      @@rommix0
      That’s what he she me said.

    • @rommix0
      @rommix0 Год назад +1

      @@SoulCore413 who's she me?

    • @SoulCore413
      @SoulCore413 Год назад +2

      @@rommix0
      Its a “That’s what she said” joke, but it’s all inclusive.

    • @rommix0
      @rommix0 Год назад +1

      @@SoulCore413 but wouldn't me be exclusive since me is only you and everybody else is excluded? I think you made that joke worse by making it convoluted.

  • @MGBillionaire
    @MGBillionaire 3 года назад +305

    The ship hits the iceberg!
    We’re all gonna die!
    Cartoon dog: It’s party time!

    • @quinnzykir
      @quinnzykir 3 года назад +16

      *grabs boombox*

    • @SuperWolsey
      @SuperWolsey 3 года назад +3

      "See you soon!"

    • @dylansmith5206
      @dylansmith5206 3 года назад +2

      @______ You sir are correct!
      And I was just about to type "Insert Jontron Joke here".
      I also would make A Nostalgia Critic reference as well (Since he did a Rifftrax on that film as well).
      But I don't feel comfortable doing so (Knowing how of a colossal scumbag Doug Walker is).

  • @darianlynch2687
    @darianlynch2687 3 года назад +315

    Can’t stop singing “Hold me, never let me gooooooooo”. Dang you double toasted! 😂

    • @jgirlinluv55
      @jgirlinluv55 3 года назад +9

      I was too!!! Lol

    • @SuperWolsey
      @SuperWolsey 3 года назад +12

      Nostalgia Critic got me first there.
      Goddamn you, Italy

    • @Jared7873
      @Jared7873 3 года назад +16

      16:10 Use this as your bookmark.

    • @darianlynch2687
      @darianlynch2687 3 года назад +4

      @@jgirlinluv55 Man it wouldn’t go away lol

    • @darianlynch2687
      @darianlynch2687 3 года назад +6

      @@SuperWolsey Oh wow. That’s funny.

  • @Eva01-jy2qu7pu9r
    @Eva01-jy2qu7pu9r 3 года назад +391

    Teacher: Do you understand me?
    Students: Yeah, we understand you
    Teacher: Sure, but do you underSTAAAAAAAAAAAAAND?

    • @Sedgewise47
      @Sedgewise47 3 года назад +11

      😝

    • @el-kiote
      @el-kiote 3 года назад +9

      Trying to explain the game to you, you underSTAAANNNDDD?
      Thats the reason why i came to you, you underSTAAANNNDDD?
      Cause playing ain't the thing to do, you underSTAAANNNDDD?

    • @Minni-FBA
      @Minni-FBA Год назад +3

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @danavixen6274
      @danavixen6274 Год назад +3

      LMAO! I am screaming! This isn't Comedy Gold, this is Comedy PLATINUM! 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

  • @hotarushinpei4966
    @hotarushinpei4966 2 года назад +58

    33:20 Korey slowly losing his sanity to this song kills me every time.

  • @noone2noone711
    @noone2noone711 3 года назад +69

    11:00
    16:05
    33:10
    34:40
    36:30
    38:10
    🎶Hold me, never let me goooo🎶

    • @sonikku956
      @sonikku956 3 года назад +6

      Korey's gonna kill you 😭😭😭

    • @weilim10
      @weilim10 2 года назад +10

      You missed 17:00
      "That was a different scene BTW."
      - K. Coleman.

    • @masternoob9673
      @masternoob9673 5 месяцев назад

      Now *That* song deserves to be a meme 🤣🤣

  • @cammymc1982
    @cammymc1982 3 года назад +14

    That Dog came on the Titanic to sell his mixtape. 🤣💀

  • @cremetangerine82
    @cremetangerine82 2 года назад +66

    11:59 - Billy is right, this movie is a “smörgåsbord of steal”:
    - The phrase “goes on” in the title: obvious reference to “My Heart Will Go On” from the 1997 movie.
    - The mice boarding the ship: “An American Tail”
    - The wicked stepsisters: “Cinderella”
    - The lost personal item that the male love interest must find the owner: also “Cinderella”
    - The red-headed heroine: “The Little Mermaid” or “Anastasia” or Rose from “Titanic”
    - Having a villain called cruel in the trailer and her name begins with “C”: “101 Dalmatians”
    - Two Dalmatians cry while the Titanic sinks: also “101 Dalmatians”
    - Cocker Spaniel with Southern voice:
    “The Lady and the Tramp” and “The Fox and the Hound”
    - Stereotyped “Mexican” mice: Speedy Gonzalez and Slowpoke Rodriguez
    - The red-headed heroine’s birth mother: looks very similar to the grandmother of Anastasia in “Anastasia”
    - The singer of the often-repeated song, Liz Callaway: also did the singing voice for the title character in “Anastasia”
    - The red-headed heroine needs to borrow a dress for the fancy dress ball: gender-flipped version of Jack borrowing a tux from the 1997 movie
    - The striped cat: the Cheshire Cat from “Alice in Wonderland” (looks close enough for me!)
    - The rapping dog: “Olive & Company” has a fragment of a rap song, “Fast Lane”, in the movie!
    - The locket with the blue gemstone: looks like “The Heart of the Ocean” from the 1997 movie!
    - The detective is clearly based off of Sherlock Holmes.
    Disney, Don Bluth, Warner Bros., Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, *and* James Cameron could sue this!

    • @mckenzie.latham91
      @mckenzie.latham91 2 года назад +5

      you forgot the detective who is literally Sherlock Holmes.

    • @DistractedGlobeGuy
      @DistractedGlobeGuy Год назад +5

      Pretty sure "The Legend Goes On" is actually a reference to a 1979 Canadian folk song about a cargo ship that got smashed to pieces by a winter storm on Lake Michigan in 1975, since that _exact_ phrase is mentioned twice in its lyrics.

    • @zachsutton6195
      @zachsutton6195 Год назад +2

      The geese from Aristocats

    • @Lizardman64
      @Lizardman64 Год назад +2

      @@DistractedGlobeGuy The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald

    • @DistractedGlobeGuy
      @DistractedGlobeGuy Год назад

      @@Lizardman64 correct.

  • @bejaylagrone499
    @bejaylagrone499 3 года назад +288

    This looked like those bible story cartoons I use to watch when I was a kid..😂

    • @zangoon4546
      @zangoon4546 3 года назад +18

      On god 🤣

    • @FunFilmFare
      @FunFilmFare 3 года назад +25

      Hey not all Bible cartoons are bad 😂. There's masterpiece-level ones too (Prince of Egypt, Joseph King of Dreams, Testament: the Bible in Animation)

    • @jrt2792
      @jrt2792 3 года назад +20

      @@FunFilmFare Yeah, the bigger produced Bible movies are WAY better than the smaller budget flicks.

    • @emanuelespinoza9325
      @emanuelespinoza9325 3 года назад +7

      Are you talking about The Beginner's Bible? I remember having a tape of the Easter one, probably because my mom bought it somewhere or maybe my church had given it out or something.

    • @bejaylagrone499
      @bejaylagrone499 3 года назад +2

      @@emanuelespinoza9325 YEAH!😂

  • @Allinzur
    @Allinzur 2 года назад +84

    All the "Holding Me" moments xd:
    10:48
    16:04
    16:49
    17:10
    33:11
    34:38
    36:13
    36:28
    38:00
    I just can't get over it HAHAHAHAHAHAH 😂😂😂😂

    • @rommix0
      @rommix0 Год назад +8

      That's at least nine times.

    • @marcushamner5994
      @marcushamner5994 Год назад +5

      33:22 That was me laughing like Billy🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Gebraldo420
      @Gebraldo420 Год назад +6

      38:16 "GAWWWWWD DAMMMMNNIT"

    • @marcushamner5994
      @marcushamner5994 Год назад +4

      @@Gebraldo420 38:21” I DID NOT STICK AROUND FOR THAT!”- Martin🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💀💀

  • @silverstarlightproductions1292
    @silverstarlightproductions1292 3 года назад +236

    "She's sinking! The plot is sinking! Quick, hire the emergency writers!"

  • @metalneck9040
    @metalneck9040 3 года назад +118

    33:20 that song actually caught me off guard I fuckin died laughing

  • @novadselir1068
    @novadselir1068 3 года назад +57

    "Hold me never let me go" will haunty dreams.

  • @hanzohattiori1737
    @hanzohattiori1737 2 года назад +13

    21:15 UNDERRRRRRRRRRRSTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Steel-101
    @Steel-101 2 года назад +21

    7:03 oh my gosh she’s actually laughing! 😂

  • @raven3067
    @raven3067 3 года назад +77

    This is basically the TITANIC version of Cinderella,101 Dalmatians, and Anastasia all combined into one god awful abomination.

  • @v09181964
    @v09181964 2 года назад +58

    I work in the ICU and this podcast decreases my stress level and makes me laugh so much… you guys are amazing thank you for these reviews😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🔥

    • @BanksVSDavis
      @BanksVSDavis Год назад +2

      Love this podcast forever and everyone involved

  • @Paranormal718
    @Paranormal718 3 года назад +31

    I just uttered a Bob Belcher, "Oh My God..." when that rapping dog started...face palm...

  • @theguilloriousmind5832
    @theguilloriousmind5832 3 года назад +52

    Martin and Billy's rapping dog pose brings me joy every time

  • @Zandersaurus
    @Zandersaurus 3 года назад +235

    They got TWO more Titanic animated movies to review and they’re even worse

    • @thecinematicmind
      @thecinematicmind 3 года назад +27

      They are easily the worst films I have ever seen.

    • @nichescenes
      @nichescenes 3 года назад +10

      Naw still beggin for them to do dragonball evolution. Thou korey brung it up before so maybe he watched it and liked it.

    • @thisisawsome34253212
      @thisisawsome34253212 3 года назад +6

      @@nichescenes Korey reviewed Dragonball Evolution when it came out.
      ruclips.net/video/CEkKfpztGxg/видео.html

    • @nichescenes
      @nichescenes 3 года назад +3

      @@thisisawsome34253212 Nice, ill take a look. Just wanted a rereview since he watched the cartoon movie and has a better idea of the sillyness. I think i watched that review back in the day. He reviews old stuff again for this series, and its funnier with them ragging on it together. Animation movies especially.

    • @kaizerlith7070
      @kaizerlith7070 3 года назад +9

      The fucking octopus one is so terrible.

  • @GoldieSC
    @GoldieSC 3 года назад +82

    I feel bad for the lawyer that had to go over everything and determine where the line was so that they don't get sued. You know at some point they were probably like "please stop."

  • @marleastafford4801
    @marleastafford4801 3 года назад +133

    I've laughed so hard during reviews but this was the best one so far 😂. 🚢 HOLD ME!!!!

  • @MoeGunz
    @MoeGunz 3 года назад +6

    🗣 “🎶 HOLD ME 🎶” 🫂

  • @TheeKingRayzor
    @TheeKingRayzor 3 года назад +319

    *Rule 1:* Always bring Billie for a Bad Movie Review.

    • @thnzxc
      @thnzxc 3 года назад +8

      My thoughts exactly!!!!!

    • @VidWatcher01
      @VidWatcher01 3 года назад +11

      His laugh is gold! It's always makes the videos even funnier

    • @raven3067
      @raven3067 3 года назад +5

      Facts 😂

    • @ZenDeividdo
      @ZenDeividdo 3 года назад +7

      *The Second Rule of Bad Movie Reviews:* ALWAYS BRING BILLY FOR A BAD MOVIE REVIEW!!!

    • @7bvbyyrissa
      @7bvbyyrissa 3 года назад +3

      always😂

  • @Gebraldo420
    @Gebraldo420 Год назад +7

    38:16 GAWWWWWD DAMMMMNNIT!

  • @TheHannahcast
    @TheHannahcast 3 года назад +221

    A day without Billy's laugh is a day wasted.

  • @Zandersaurus
    @Zandersaurus 3 года назад +73

    FROZEN: 🎶 Let it gooo! let it gooo! 🎶
    Upgrade...TITANIC THE LEGENDS GOES ON:🎶Hold me, never letting gooo!🎶
    FUCK GO BACK!...

  • @taylormade9748
    @taylormade9748 10 месяцев назад +9

    I watched Aaron and Jo react to this video and I kept rewinding the dog rapping part. I was in freaking tears

  • @thema1998
    @thema1998 2 года назад +41

    This review had me dying from laughter again, *especially* during the "Hold me..." parts! Why did they get to me again?! 🤣🤣

  • @geardog24
    @geardog24 3 года назад +58

    If you love that rapping dog than you should see the rapping shark from the other animated Titanic movie.

  • @7quantumphysics
    @7quantumphysics 3 года назад +211

    After seeing Jontron's reaction to this movie, I'm always happy to see other people's shock and amazement that this film exists. I'm glad y'all talked about this!

  • @mckenzie.latham91
    @mckenzie.latham91 2 года назад +8

    if we die and suddenly hear “Hoooolllllddddd Meeeee Nevverrr let me Gooooooo!”
    only then will we truly know, We're in hell.

    • @kristalwiley3648
      @kristalwiley3648 Год назад +2

      Hahahahahaha

    • @danavixen6274
      @danavixen6274 2 месяца назад

      Listening to that damn poor man's abomination of Janet Jackson's Again. Remember, she sang "Hold me. Don't ever let me go." But she did a faaaaaaaaaar better job! 😂

    • @danavixen6274
      @danavixen6274 2 месяца назад +1

      Listening to that poor man's abomination of the Janet Jackson CLASSIC Again. Remember Janet sang, 'Hold me. Don't ever let me go.'😂

  • @Loopy_Kick
    @Loopy_Kick 3 года назад +45

    3:35
    Billy said "What's up with your brother?"
    at that part. X.D

  • @drawwing
    @drawwing 3 года назад +10

    @23:52 DUDES! I got it! the dog has Lady colors, with Tramp's face, and Trusty the Bloodhound's voice. "Oh Miss Laaaady mam."

  • @daliborjovanovic510
    @daliborjovanovic510 3 года назад +137

    Oh, you picked the less interesting Italian animated Titanic film, which came out after their first animated Titanic movie, which featured magical dolphin, gangster sharks, a giant puppy-faced octopus that saved everyone (including the captain) from dying and was also a joint-effort between Italy and North Korea.

    • @VioletIvy2
      @VioletIvy2 3 года назад +17

      And then there's the sequel.....

    • @quinnzykir
      @quinnzykir 3 года назад +6

      @@VioletIvy2 IIIIIIIIIIITS THE UNDERSEA KINGDOM FOR YOU AND FOR ME

    • @jgirlinluv55
      @jgirlinluv55 3 года назад +9

      The one after this version is horrible too. The octopus saving the boat took me out

    • @stevemclovin1566
      @stevemclovin1566 3 года назад +4

      And big boss.

    • @stormstrider1990
      @stormstrider1990 3 года назад +8

      That's not all. The unholy union between Mondo Studios and North Korean animators also spawned three TV shows. One of them was about Pocahontas uniting the Native American tribes against White Man. The other two were part of a crazy fan- fiction saga about characters from the Lion King, the Jungle Book, and Bambi teaming up with aliens, dinosaurs, gods, and a blonde kid who's basically Jesus. This show even has a Christmas special called "Christmas in New York". Check out Saberspark for more details.

  • @BallBusterJoe92
    @BallBusterJoe92 3 года назад +54

    I'm sorry "the real history" Nah man, you dont know the true story until you see the OTHER ANIMATED TITANIC FILM, and its sequel WHERE THEY GO TO ATLANTIS.

    • @SuperWolsey
      @SuperWolsey 3 года назад +2

      From the alzheimer's mind of a crazy af old mouse

  • @ThatMakuta
    @ThatMakuta 3 года назад +110

    Do you think we'll get a fairy-tale mixed 9/11 movie in about 20-30 years?

  • @Smokey1419
    @Smokey1419 3 года назад +50

    Its not a bad review without
    A. Billy's laugh
    B. Edward Sanchez Productions commenting "its not a bad review without Billy's laugh"

  • @Potatostarch300
    @Potatostarch300 3 года назад +7

    When a Situation is bad
    Dog: let’s party!!

  • @masternoob9673
    @masternoob9673 3 года назад +22

    Mythbusters actually confirmed that Rose AND Jack could’ve fit on that door had they put their life vests under it and they evened their weight out. So his ass died for Squat 🤣🤣

  • @JJ-94
    @JJ-94 3 года назад +23

    "Hold me"🤣

  • @kittycatmeowmeow963
    @kittycatmeowmeow963 3 года назад +9

    34:52 If I heard the band doing that song, I would just jump overboard.

  • @PACKERMAN2077
    @PACKERMAN2077 3 года назад +153

    This movie is basically the movie equivalent of TITENIC: the game.

    • @maverickay5807
      @maverickay5807 3 года назад +13

      The booziest of Beat Em Ups

    • @Kingdzzxx
      @Kingdzzxx 3 года назад +2

      TITANIC*

    • @chrislondo2683
      @chrislondo2683 3 года назад +4

      Man, 1910 times were scary.

    • @g1-Michigan
      @g1-Michigan 3 года назад +6

      @@Kingdzzxx no the game designers literally spelled it like that

    • @chenstormstout9456
      @chenstormstout9456 3 года назад +7

      @@chrislondo2683 don’t forget the flying eggplant.......

  • @stormstrider1990
    @stormstrider1990 3 года назад +16

    They took a bunch of Disney, Don Bluth, and Looney Tunes characters, and put them on the Titanic.

  • @Gabe_Cross
    @Gabe_Cross 3 года назад +57

    4:14
    I didn't know Korey and Martin were in this movie. People who saw the Korey's Worst Movies of 2020 video may get the joke.

  • @mustafafranklin
    @mustafafranklin 2 года назад +7

    33:20 Hold me 🤣🤣

  • @ShadowWolfRising
    @ShadowWolfRising 3 года назад +18

    "If I let you up here, I can't stretch out."
    That is an actual joke from the Johnny Bravo Titanic Episode.

  • @nicole.5346
    @nicole.5346 3 года назад +8

    That end-credit song reveal killed me lmaooo

  • @boxhed95
    @boxhed95 3 года назад +9

    Billy, Martin, Korey : the trifecta of infectious laughter

  • @thickbrownlegs1859
    @thickbrownlegs1859 3 года назад +22

    Never say or heard of this movie, after watching the review it felt like I was in an alternate universe. They toss every animated movie in there you can think of 🤦🏾‍♀️🤦🏾‍♀️🤦🏾‍♀️🤦🏾‍♀️.

  • @persianking44
    @persianking44 3 года назад +30

    Korey: I just can't escape that damn song!
    Therapist: The song can't hurt you, it doesn't exist! Anyway, I need some help getting something off of this tall shelf, can you HOLD ME?
    Korey: 38:17

  • @SyberiaWinx
    @SyberiaWinx 3 года назад +27

    Korey: Everyone thinks they know the story of the Titanic...
    Us: Wait until you see the OTHER animated Titanic movie.

  • @abhirao8582
    @abhirao8582 3 года назад +22

    Billy's laugh is everything!

  • @dacanceledcast6833
    @dacanceledcast6833 3 года назад +37

    Ha! Wait until they find out about The Legend of the Titanic animated film where *SPOILER* the passengers and titanic ship are all saved by a giant octopus.

    • @santos8468
      @santos8468 3 года назад +1

      Seriously?

    • @dacanceledcast6833
      @dacanceledcast6833 3 года назад

      @@santos8468 You can't make this shit up.

    • @SailorEddy
      @SailorEddy 3 года назад +1

      Wait until they find out about the sequel to that movie where it features a rapping shark, talking toys, and a North Korean style version of Atlantis.

    • @mr.goblin6039
      @mr.goblin6039 3 года назад +1

      That’s the one with the sequel where they go to Atlantis, right?

  • @samala2931
    @samala2931 3 года назад +40

    I'm just saying, I think you guys would have a "fun" time checking out the other animated titanic movie that came out in 1999, "The Legend of the Titanic". It's insultingly batshit and awful, but I kind of love it for that.

  • @Cluv22
    @Cluv22 3 года назад +7

    Hold meeee, never let me goooo.....
    Play that song at my wedding AND my funeral!
    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @mauricemartin7026
    @mauricemartin7026 3 месяца назад +4

    That dog said y'all gone get these bars before I travel back my ass off this sinking ass 🚢😂😂😅

  • @VOC771
    @VOC771 3 года назад +56

    Now do "The Legend of the Titanic" from 1999.

    • @LunarSpiral1127
      @LunarSpiral1127 3 года назад +6

      And Tentacolino.

    • @cam62cam811
      @cam62cam811 3 года назад +9

      The 1 with the giant octopus putting the ship back together, because the sharks were the 1s who destroyed the ship ?
      Naw we're good 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

    • @SuperWolsey
      @SuperWolsey 3 года назад

      @@LunarSpiral1127 *cues flashbacks*
      Get that fucking mutant offspring of Mickey Mouse on bath salts and a squid OUT OF MY SIGHT!!! *cocks gun*

    • @dylansmith5206
      @dylansmith5206 3 года назад +1

      Oh they definitely should (It's one of the greatest comedy films ever made).
      It's basically "The Room" of animated films.
      It just gets everything wrong in the most beautiful way possible.

    • @robbiewalker2831
      @robbiewalker2831 3 года назад

      @@LunarSpiral1127 And Fantasy Island.

  • @okami-chan9772
    @okami-chan9772 3 года назад +9

    Bruh, did anyone noticed fake Anastasia's mother (William's nanny) is the same grandmother, and the former Queen of Russia, from Anastasia?

    • @cremetangerine82
      @cremetangerine82 2 года назад

      Holy shit, you’re right! Is there anything they didn’t steal?

  • @thecinematicmind
    @thecinematicmind 3 года назад +79

    A pioneering achievement of comedy.

  • @najwaflowers8038
    @najwaflowers8038 Год назад +4

    I'm 🤣🤣🤣. My face got stuck.

  • @thema1998
    @thema1998 3 года назад +27

    This review had me dying from laughter, *especially* during the "Hold me..." parts! 🤣

  • @PsychoNinjaFlea
    @PsychoNinjaFlea 3 года назад +14

    That dog, honestly one of the biggest laughs I've had in a movie. I was in agony.

    • @RB01.10
      @RB01.10 3 года назад +4

      And I have a guilty pleasure for the song. LOL

  • @CutiePieSweetz
    @CutiePieSweetz 3 года назад +12

    Listen...I watched this as a kid and I thought it was a fever dream. Years later, seeing you guy's review it brings back memories I wish I'd forgotten!! 😢 😂

  • @ShadowWolfRising
    @ShadowWolfRising 3 года назад +38

    'Tries to mimic Rapping Dog pose.'
    'Comes out looking like a Jojo pose.'

  • @ORINOCO129
    @ORINOCO129 2 года назад +5

    That moment at 28:57 when the beat plays in an almost accidental way had me rolling bahahahaaha

  • @ishathompson8439
    @ishathompson8439 3 года назад +7

    Billy’s laugh at 33:21😂

  • @jamespolk5428
    @jamespolk5428 3 года назад +61

    Poor Liz Callaway (the lady singing the overused theme for this movie). A respectable theatre pedigree, and this is how she’s been most exposed. Ugh.

    • @silverstarlightproductions1292
      @silverstarlightproductions1292 3 года назад +14

      Oh my gosh! That was her?? How on earth did she get roped into this shit show???

    • @cinnabonbons
      @cinnabonbons 3 года назад +12

      She was also the singer for Anastasia so I would not say this is her most exposure lol

    • @jamespolk5428
      @jamespolk5428 3 года назад +3

      @@silverstarlightproductions1292 hey, she ain’t making that Andrew Lloyd Webber money. Actors gotta work!

    • @comixproviderftw_02
      @comixproviderftw_02 3 года назад +3

      She needs the money

    • @ishathompson8439
      @ishathompson8439 3 года назад

      Poor women!

  • @milestrombley1466
    @milestrombley1466 3 года назад +9

    Titanic, the ship of Disney rip-offs. 🤣

  • @ZenDeividdo
    @ZenDeividdo 3 года назад +10

    What I learned from this dog is that if you're a canine starting a rap career, Poochie the Rockin Dog isn't the best inspiration.

  • @HelenMaxwellfan
    @HelenMaxwellfan 3 года назад +32

    "They ripped off everything." You know it.
    Cory, Martin, and Billy need to check out the Thumb Movies. They are parodies that are awesome and silly. Thumbtanic is better than this silly animated for kids edition.

  • @amalgam777
    @amalgam777 2 года назад +9

    Someone please make a full rap-opera of the Titanic, with the rapping dog as the centrepiece ... guaranteed to blow Hamilton out of the water! :)

  • @michaelstrong5383
    @michaelstrong5383 3 года назад +82

    Forget "My Heart Will Go On". "Party Time" was the true theme song to the Titanic.

    • @TwilightFlip
      @TwilightFlip 3 года назад +8

      Exactly, Celine Dion could NEVER

    • @notchuckproductions5029
      @notchuckproductions5029 3 года назад +6

      Fun fact : the Rap number wae re edited and re written for the English dub. The original italian dub theirs actually better as theirs actual set up for the number. If I remember correctly in the Original verion We see raping dog earlier and his beef with the cat , then The Cat chases the mouse, and the Dog saves the mouse, they have a brief conversation thanking him for saving his life, and mouse dad asks for a song in celebration of them moving to America(IE why he’s saying about party time). Also the Italian version of the song sounds much better and is better edited.

    • @princetriton1308
      @princetriton1308 3 года назад

      @@TwilightFlip 🤣🤣🤣💀

    • @RB01.10
      @RB01.10 3 года назад

      I can't believe I actually like Party Time.

  • @macabreromance
    @macabreromance 3 года назад +38

    HOOOLD MEEE, NEEEEEEEEEVER LET ME GOOOOO

  • @Spectra651
    @Spectra651 2 года назад +4

    7:05 Bart: "That is one evil dude."
    Homer: "It's just a movie, son, there's nobody that evil in *real* life."
    *Cut to old, rich lady laughing*
    And speaking of The Simpsons, I wouldn't be at all surprised if the rapping dog was just a rip off of Poochie.

  • @yolandacarroll558
    @yolandacarroll558 3 года назад +14

    Korey -- "Quote unquote inspired by American Tail."
    Martin -- "Shit! Fievel is looking for his check right now."
    Damn straight! Fievel needs to get some cheddar from this.

  • @SterlingStarksIzHere
    @SterlingStarksIzHere 3 года назад +22

    If the guys that made “Epic Movie “ made an animated spoof film 😂😁😄 that’s exactly this movie.

    • @antman525
      @antman525 6 месяцев назад

      Nah, why is that so accurate?? 😂

  • @YSO992
    @YSO992 3 года назад +9

    I'm sure the rapping dog was trying to completely rip off Oliver and Company. They just made it 90s instead of awesome 80s music.

    • @austindevine248
      @austindevine248 3 года назад

      He’s a blend of Dodger from Oliver and Company and Tramp from Lady in the Trump much like the crow was a blend of Scudle from The Little Mermaid and the crow the secret of nimh and the cat is a blend of Garfield, Lucifer from Cinderella and the Shicire Cat from Alice in Wonderland

  • @Psychoclaw
    @Psychoclaw 3 года назад +12

    I've been binging you guys to keep from having an anxiety attack thinking about, you know, the world. Thanks!

  • @bbybap4729
    @bbybap4729 3 года назад +10

    I always come back to this review. It cracks me up every time!

  • @1984Brandon
    @1984Brandon Год назад +5

    I think the funniest part in it is when that immense step sister woman tears her gown and demands it be fixed. William thinking it belongs to Angelica he's like "I bet you'd look ravishing in this dress." like I want a you thicc, William doesn't skinny dip he wants to chunky dunk with Angelica.

  • @pinktitan3716
    @pinktitan3716 6 месяцев назад +4

    25:42 Okay, so already we got knockoffs of Disney and Looney Tunes characters, a weird song, An American Tail and… a dog LL Cool J? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @thatchannel1374
    @thatchannel1374 3 года назад +8

    Man I hate it when I almost get trapped in someone else’s digestion.

  • @SensibleRex
    @SensibleRex Год назад +2

    28:33 that laugh got rolling

  • @rommix0
    @rommix0 3 года назад +92

    I remember when Nostalgia Critic reviewed this movie nearly 10 years ago.

    • @villainessy
      @villainessy 3 года назад +11

      That was the first time I saw it too!!!

    • @jameskeller1910
      @jameskeller1910 3 года назад +14

      And I remember, back then, there was all this discord on forums about whether the movie actually existed it was so obscure at the time.

    • @musicwithdessert2681
      @musicwithdessert2681 3 года назад +4

      Lol. I've watched that review idk how many times. Classic.

    • @SuperWolsey
      @SuperWolsey 3 года назад +5

      Oh sure. Make us all feel old

    • @miguelgarcia6170
      @miguelgarcia6170 3 года назад +2

      I remember John Tron review this

  • @fnspidey3825
    @fnspidey3825 3 года назад +5

    the song is now stuck in my head

  • @emartinez7733
    @emartinez7733 3 года назад +4

    Every time you put on that DT merch classic black tee you'll hear " Hold me, never let me go, you're all I... lol

  • @masukatwenty2020
    @masukatwenty2020 3 года назад +3

    17:16
    Oh she's... THE LITTLE MERMAID
    "I don't belong in your world."

  • @ddbob1
    @ddbob1 3 года назад +5

    I'm liking this song now lol

  • @Agrellar
    @Agrellar 3 года назад +5

    This has hit the top of my favorite of these reviews. Everybody is losing their shit every five minutes is amazing.

  • @jameshakola3603
    @jameshakola3603 2 года назад +2

    26:45 I just realized, the rapping dog sounds like Falco

  • @AJOmega2
    @AJOmega2 3 года назад +9

    You know, I'm wondering if the reason the 'Understaaaaaaaaaaaaaand!' bit is so stretched out is because it's animated for the original Spanish/Italian language, so was the original animation speaking for longer? Like, that one word had to cover for way more words in the original translation? So the voice actress was like, sod it, I'm just gonna really stretch out the last word of this line xD

  • @VioletIvy2
    @VioletIvy2 3 года назад +6

    This opens the door to The Legend of the Titanic...with Don Juan and magic moonbeams........

    • @SuperWolsey
      @SuperWolsey 3 года назад +2

      And a geriatric mouse who was QAnon before QAnon was "cool"

  • @blakelip3
    @blakelip3 3 года назад +9

    Not having Billie during the bad movie reviews is like not paying 2.99 a month for unlicensed hodgetwins advice lol

  • @baiwatch1
    @baiwatch1 3 года назад +7

    I'm on the edge of my seat waiting for Korey to get to the rapping dog.

  • @sesfilmsllc
    @sesfilmsllc 3 года назад +39

    Oh honey if you think this movie is bad this is actually a sequel/reboot. There’s another one called “The Legend of the Titanic” made one year before. And it’s worse!

    • @michaelstrong5383
      @michaelstrong5383 3 года назад +4

      Right? The plot for that movie makes the rapping dog in this look normal by comparison.

    • @danielramsey6141
      @danielramsey6141 3 года назад +4

      You know what’s also Worse... knowing this shit has a Sequel!

    • @tylerhackner9731
      @tylerhackner9731 3 года назад +2

      Exactly! There’s an octopus that saves the ship and no one dies.

    • @nyanpirethecat2257
      @nyanpirethecat2257 3 года назад +3

      The sequel Tentacolino felt like a fever dream, I hope somebody tells Korey about that movie and its sequel.

    • @remixchild
      @remixchild 3 года назад

      @@danielramsey6141 ikr. If this what an unknown studio can do, imagine what sek studio can do (ie moonbean bullshit, bad message and dismissed that a lot of people died.)

  • @thomasgallipoli8376
    @thomasgallipoli8376 3 года назад +8

    It’s so much fun to watch you guys review movies. It’s so appreciated to be able to laugh in these times. Thank you very much again and please keep up the great work.

  • @briansanchez9629
    @briansanchez9629 3 года назад +5

    Hold me! Never let me go! Lol