lol. That ogre running in the dark with the camera shaking actually looks decent. It’s like that shot was the first thing the dude started working on, and he wound up spending 90% of his time and effort into it before realizing, “Oh crap! The deadline for the movie is tomorrow!”
Wait, Korey’s 50? Man that’s impressive, he’s as fresh as he is, and doesn’t show his age as obviously for a man his age considering how long he’s be doing this.
Funny story i checked online for billys age and it said he was 61 i was like "wtf!?" But it was the wrong billy brooks i was gonna assume hes immortal or somthing
This movie actually makes me grateful for something like FoodFight: a never ending cavalcade of nonsense is much more preferable to padding time, throwaway scenes and dream sequences that feel like a speedbump.
From now on, I think every movie needs to have Alien the Green Alien randomly inserted into the plot to dance for 5 minutes and disappear in a cloud of white anus smoke. Only then can the story continue.
Three criteria for any film: 1) Is there an alien? 2) Is there a green person? 3) Does someone dance? Intersections can apply, but it’s only when all three intersect that you have kino.
Korey: "You have introduced me to the *WORST ANIMATED FILM* I've seen in my entire life!!" Saberspark: "You merely adopted awful animation. I was born in it. Molded by it."
No, you all wrong. Dad doesn't look like either Resident Evil or Mafia II character. He looks like a character from one of the dozens of porn visual novels you can find on Steam. I guess they use same public domain model library or something.
I’ve listened to or watch Korey Coleman, Martin Thomas, and Billy Brooks since the Spill days. I thought The Oogieloves would always be their best review. I was wrong. I cried laughing throughout this entire review. Bravo.
Holy shit the green alien might be the most shameless bit of filler I've ever seen in my life. They didn't make the dancing relevant to the story, they didn't make a character that actually fit into the setting, they didn't even give him a goddamn name.
The ogre is literally a character model from a game called Brothers: A Tale of Two Sons. That's the female ogre from that game, there's a male one too. It's like the movie just copied assets from various video games or something, haha
Holy heck, this entire film is bollocks, but something about the segment at 37:55 with Alien The Green Dancing Alien (TM) made me laugh harder than I've laughed at ANYTHING in a long long time. Cinematic MASTERPIECE 🤣
I decided to watch a bit of this movie last night before I shut it halfway through because I realized I had just had a seizure. It wasn’t the movie that triggered the moment but rather a high potency of THC from some oil I smoked turns out can trigger seizures for me. So when I was watching this film after the DT review, about 20-25 minutes after use, the sensitivity in my brain started to become unbearable that I literally couldn’t look at the TV screen, I couldn’t open my eyes or look at anything because the headache was so sharp. Some limbs I couldn’t feel and started to spasm. I actually thought I was going to die and that The Adventures of Acela would unfortunately be the last movie I’d ever see. So knowing that certain drugs cause seizures in me, I am quitting today. That was a scary moment and I’m glad to be alive. Also so-far this movie sucked, at least the 25 minutes of what I saw.
The most amount of effort they put into that was clicking the Buy button on a stock animation site. Then again, they might have been downloaded for free from somewhere.
25:40 Sheeeeeit, if the guy had great stories, why didn't the movie start there?? Just animate one of his stories! Oh wait, his story is just a jerkaround too... (Notice the kids call for Tale Teller like he's a dog)
Everytime I can’t find something to watch on RUclips, y’all come through with a new bad movie review!!! Thank you for doing these! Can’t wait to hear billy laugh
In tears yo! 😫😭😭😭 The movie so bad the cast and producer don't even have profile pics up. I would be embarrassed to help create something this awful.😫😭
Maybe Turkish media is super janky? And Mia would be ready to throw down on anyone talking shit. Honestly I want this to be explained better. I am just guessing xD
@@LegendOfShaun2 Apparently it was Billy sugesting that it was due Covid that the movie looked like shit. And Martin and Korey were just fucking with him, lol.
Yeah, I don’t understand it either lol. Not sure if it was a covid joke or a past romantic partner joke. I think that portion was slightly edited, also.
24:15 What's funny is that with a good director (think of Miyazaki's Totoro), you can actually have a scene of just waiting quietly that's filled with mystery and tension. But, like... first there needed to be something that happened, which set up an expectation for more stuff to happen. In a movie like this... the waiting is literally just dead air!. I'm so sorry that you guys had to sit through this. But thanks for making it so funny!
Thank you for "embarking on this journey!" Haha. The one liners were on point on this review! Well done Korey, Martin and Billy! This was a fantastic watch. Very funny and fun review. Great job. Sorry you had to watch this movie though, and take one for the team. We appreciate it though.
Man, this movie really takes me back... Reminds me of the first time I laid eyes on such classics as Food Fight, Joshua and the Promised Land, Video Brinquedo, and Dingo Pictures, "animation" so lazy and awful and incomprehensible as to not be believed.
Prison tough guy energy 😭 7:18 The way she move is weird lol 👀 11:45 Don't you walk away from me!! 😠 13:08 God that looks terrible 🤦🏾♂️ 18:52 That "running animation" 😭 🏃🏿♀️ 19:10 Well I'm going to have nightmares 😨😭 20:00 I think he's in the wrong movie 😂 25:10 We don't want to go back please! 😭 26:31 Oh my just hurry up! 🤦🏾♂️ 34:21 Again speed it up! 36:02 Wait a minute he got them skills! 👀💯 38:44 Alright I'm out lmao 👽😂 39:32 Everybody dancing 💯👽 44:28 What was that!? 😂😭💯 44:55 This was too hilarious I wonder what's worse this or foodfight? 😂🤔, Also what is going on with the "animation movies" in Turkey. 🤦🏾♂️😭
This shit looks like it was being hand animated in real-time while it was being watched, like a traditional puppet show but a guy with a mouse manipulating 3d models hidden behind a curtain.
This movie looks like cinematic purgatory. It just feels like you're watching absolutely nothing. It's like if someone tried making a movie full of loading screens from a shitty free XBox Live indie game. This shit makes Gerry look like a Michael Bay production, it makes Food Fight look like Shrek and Dingo Pictures look like Don Bluth in comparison.
With all those quotes about education I'm surprised they didn't quote Malcolm X's "Education is the passport to the future, for tomorrow belongs to those who prepare for it today". 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣.
You'd be surprised how bad animation / children's entertainment has got. 🤦🏾♂️It's bad. Especially on RUclips. It's just mindless nonsense with high pitched voices doing nothing. There is no educational value for children at all. 80s/90s even early 2000s animated series are like philosophical masterpieces compared to whats on offer now.
Even though I haven't seen them, I understand what you mean. Even animated movies and shows made for older audiences are more thought provoking and educational where instead of dumbing them down at a preschool level, they take a more deeper, mature and relatable approach to teach children and adults.
I feel so sorry for the children who grew up with RUclips Kids. Those videos are so manufactured; like they were made by robots who think they know what children want to watch.
Korey saw the Turkish animated film Acela and within a year he and his Turkish wife separated and then got a divorce. That's how much this movie impacted Korey's life. I forgot that Korey does an ad for Honey for this too. Talk about bad timing
You know a movie is offensively bad when the intro doesn't start with Billy's laughter or Martin's cackle
Well you still hear them struggling to keep it together while Korey's talking.
Big facts.
All you can hear the uncomfortable shifting of butts in seats
true
Thank goodness for Alien the green alien. He really saved this film.
lol. That ogre running in the dark with the camera shaking actually looks decent. It’s like that shot was the first thing the dude started working on, and he wound up spending 90% of his time and effort into it before realizing, “Oh crap! The deadline for the movie is tomorrow!”
Wait, Korey’s 50? Man that’s impressive, he’s as fresh as he is, and doesn’t show his age as obviously for a man his age considering how long he’s be doing this.
Funny story i checked online for billys age and it said he was 61 i was like "wtf!?" But it was the wrong billy brooks i was gonna assume hes immortal or somthing
@@sammyjaohnson5631billy is about ten years younger than korey. Think he’s in his early 40’s maybe 41
Korey looks at most 39-42 and not in age but maturity
@@bigpictureguys8415Billy is early 40s at most which is still pretty good
@@hjames78 he’s 44.
Born August 1979
This movie actually makes me grateful for something like FoodFight: a never ending cavalcade of nonsense is much more preferable to padding time, throwaway scenes and dream sequences that feel like a speedbump.
Right. Acela makes FoodFight look like an Oscar worthy movie.
Next to that abomination, FoodFight can even look cute and adorable to me.
From now on, I think every movie needs to have Alien the Green Alien randomly inserted into the plot to dance for 5 minutes and disappear in a cloud of white anus smoke. Only then can the story continue.
Three criteria for any film:
1) Is there an alien?
2) Is there a green person?
3) Does someone dance?
Intersections can apply, but it’s only when all three intersect that you have kino.
"Are you ready to dance kids?" "HELL YEAH" is one of my new favorite DT moments!! 44:15
Korey: "You have introduced me to the *WORST ANIMATED FILM* I've seen in my entire life!!"
Saberspark: "You merely adopted awful animation. I was born in it. Molded by it."
Nostalgia Critic: I am The League of Critic’s. I am here to fulfill Roger Ebert’s destiny.
Dingo pictures: hold my beer
@@bearerofbadnews1375 The Asylum's animation department: You still haven't seen the worst thing on screen.....yet. 😏
Watch my motion picture. THEN, you have my permission to die
After seeing Korey yell this was the worst animated film he’d ever seen a day before, I was waiting for this review
No, you all wrong. Dad doesn't look like either Resident Evil or Mafia II character. He looks like a character from one of the dozens of porn visual novels you can find on Steam. I guess they use same public domain model library or something.
I know this comment is old but holy fuck that fact that it's at 69 likes is perfect
37:59 That's not an alien, that is a N64 shell-less turtle
And nobody in the comments will say, "Oh it's just a kid's movie" No, that's no excuse
This movie is probably so bad, even Mia is looking at it like, “What the hell is this?!”
🤣🤣🤣😅😅
I’ve listened to or watch Korey Coleman, Martin Thomas, and Billy Brooks since the Spill days. I thought The Oogieloves would always be their best review. I was wrong. I cried laughing throughout this entire review. Bravo.
This has to be the lost episode of Xavier Renegade Angel.
Someone said Food Fight was the worst animated film and Turkey said, "hold my beer"..
You know a movie is bad when the dancing alien is the best part of the movie
"My wife's Turkish... And I almost divorced her after watching this shit". *Slow clap*
Which they ended up divorcing anyway
Can we all agree the best part of this movie was the green alien?👽
Best part of the whole movie. 😎
That ogre doing The Jerk at the end almost made me lose oxygen to my brain, no foolin 💀💀
Holy shit the green alien might be the most shameless bit of filler I've ever seen in my life. They didn't make the dancing relevant to the story, they didn't make a character that actually fit into the setting, they didn't even give him a goddamn name.
They gave him a name: Alien the Green Alien.
The ogre is literally a character model from a game called Brothers: A Tale of Two Sons. That's the female ogre from that game, there's a male one too. It's like the movie just copied assets from various video games or something, haha
The Limbo of the Lost of animated nonsense.
0:00-0:12 Korey wait till you see Rapsitte streetkids believe in Santa 🤣🤣🤣
That green alien was on that molly n percs 😂😂
“This movie has seen much padding you could drop it off a 20 story building and it’d be just fine”
That eagle part had me crying...but the ending with that frog or whatever I was holling. I meant to say that Ogre dancing..Jesus that killed me.
This is the most hilariously bad animated movie I’ve ever seen and the green alien dancing had me weak 💀
"Every time I look at her, it breaks my heart." 😂
It is true according to IMDb, the alien is getting his own spinoff coming out next year.
🤣🤣🤣
There used to be Caspian tigers roaming eastern Turkey, before going extinct.
That walk though...that damn walk though. Had me rolling.
The fast walkin' 🐅 walkin' with a purpose and my main man, the Green 👽 were da best characters in this whole project!
Billy laughing is the highlight of these bad movie reviews
Hello 👋 how are you doing??
Holy heck, this entire film is bollocks, but something about the segment at 37:55 with Alien The Green Dancing Alien (TM) made me laugh harder than I've laughed at ANYTHING in a long long time. Cinematic MASTERPIECE 🤣
I decided to watch a bit of this movie last night before I shut it halfway through because I realized I had just had a seizure. It wasn’t the movie that triggered the moment but rather a high potency of THC from some oil I smoked turns out can trigger seizures for me. So when I was watching this film after the DT review, about 20-25 minutes after use, the sensitivity in my brain started to become unbearable that I literally couldn’t look at the TV screen, I couldn’t open my eyes or look at anything because the headache was so sharp. Some limbs I couldn’t feel and started to spasm. I actually thought I was going to die and that The Adventures of Acela would unfortunately be the last movie I’d ever see. So knowing that certain drugs cause seizures in me, I am quitting today. That was a scary moment and I’m glad to be alive. Also so-far this movie sucked, at least the 25 minutes of what I saw.
Glad you're alright.
Movie so bad this man quit weed 😂 (Good for you man!!)
No way can it be worse than the Ja Rule gnome movie.
*50 minutes later*
I stand corrected.
This is a Spider-Man flossing, a pregnant Elsa & twerking Hulk away from being a high budget RUclips Kids video.
Korey gonna lose his shit seeing that 🤣
"Better be glad my cousin Black Philip ain't here."
Good one Martin. hahahaha
Black Phillip would be too good to be in this movie anyway. 😂
I'll say one thing about the animation they made sure to make an effort for the dancing, that's where all the budget went.
The most amount of effort they put into that was clicking the Buy button on a stock animation site. Then again, they might have been downloaded for free from somewhere.
literally Balan Wonderworld
It's actually offensive (and hilarious) how much of the audience's time this movie wastes. 🤣
Edit: Though I will say the green dancing alien was lit!
If Neil Breen made an animated film…
25:40 Sheeeeeit, if the guy had great stories, why didn't the movie start there?? Just animate one of his stories! Oh wait, his story is just a jerkaround too...
(Notice the kids call for Tale Teller like he's a dog)
Why did they pull Janes dad from Tarzan into this catastrophe? 😂
This makes Asylum movies look like Disney specials 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Worst animated movie ever? Rhapsody street kids believe in Santa will say hold my eggnog
Everytime I can’t find something to watch on RUclips, y’all come through with a new bad movie review!!! Thank you for doing these! Can’t wait to hear billy laugh
I feel like Billy is less laughing at the movie and more at the fact Korey and Martin had to watch this.
I love Double Toasted and their content. This is the way and I have spoken.
This is the way 🤝🏽
weird way to close a comment but ight
@@sillygoose635 no. This is the way
Alien got out on a high note. Smart move.
I swear their laughs are contagious
15:50 This dog is looking for a new studio to finish this movie, LOL.
In tears yo! 😫😭😭😭 The movie so bad the cast and producer don't even have profile pics up. I would be embarrassed to help create something this awful.😫😭
Congratulations on the recent award guys, y'all are killing it. Been watching for 4 years and the show always makes my day. Big up!
What award did they win?
@@ShutterSpeedGaming Best Film Critic and Best Podcast for 2022's 'Best of Austin' Awards.
Damn I can’t believe korey is 50! Dude looks 39 and I assume Martin is around the same age and he looks great too!
40:42 EXACTLY what Frank Miller said when he started burning psychedelic frogs and began working on The Spirit. Do and don't watch that.
To the DT crew and community. If you thought Food Fight was awkward, this is a whole other level lol
Nah food fight was a masterpiece compared to this
53:00 aww, Martin made it sad. This was one guy's labor of love, his audition reel to show the world his talents... and they shit all over it! 😂🤣
He should thank them. Now people are going to go watch that atrocity of a film.
I think I am missing something about why Corey and Martin got serious when Billy joked about the year of the movie 😅😅😅
Maybe Turkish media is super janky? And Mia would be ready to throw down on anyone talking shit. Honestly I want this to be explained better. I am just guessing xD
@@LegendOfShaun2 Apparently it was Billy sugesting that it was due Covid that the movie looked like shit.
And Martin and Korey were just fucking with him, lol.
Me 2. Just curious.😏
Yeah, I don’t understand it either lol. Not sure if it was a covid joke or a past romantic partner joke. I think that portion was slightly edited, also.
44:11 😎 “are you ready to dance kids?!?” Lol 😆
I could be wrong, but Korey usually doesn't exaggerate his feelings.
So...here we go.
24:15 What's funny is that with a good director (think of Miyazaki's Totoro), you can actually have a scene of just waiting quietly that's filled with mystery and tension. But, like... first there needed to be something that happened, which set up an expectation for more stuff to happen. In a movie like this... the waiting is literally just dead air!. I'm so sorry that you guys had to sit through this. But thanks for making it so funny!
19:53 "YOUR FATHER....IS IN GREAT DANGER, ACELA!"
I wish the Double Toasted folks had filmed their reactions while watching this "movie". I bet they were epic.
Thank you for "embarking on this journey!" Haha. The one liners were on point on this review! Well done Korey, Martin and Billy! This was a fantastic watch. Very funny and fun review. Great job. Sorry you had to watch this movie though, and take one for the team. We appreciate it though.
Those wolf and tiger models look like they come straight from life of black tiger
Man, this movie really takes me back... Reminds me of the first time I laid eyes on such classics as Food Fight, Joshua and the Promised Land, Video Brinquedo, and Dingo Pictures, "animation" so lazy and awful and incomprehensible as to not be believed.
Acela, come to the forest…bring my checkkkk😭21:37
When Korey said that the Ogre has his D*•k hanging out, and you heard Martin laughing in the background that’s gold.
“I Can Feel it!” Billy got me weak 😂😂
That scene with the falling boulders, the road looks straight out of Age of Empires graphics.
37:38 I'm dying. he's dancing to the rats birthday mixtape meme.
Damn yall just made my weekend that much better. Fresh off work and a new double toasted video is up? Time to roll up and kickback
Prison tough guy energy 😭 7:18
The way she move is weird lol 👀 11:45
Don't you walk away from me!! 😠 13:08
God that looks terrible 🤦🏾♂️ 18:52
That "running animation" 😭 🏃🏿♀️ 19:10
Well I'm going to have nightmares 😨😭 20:00
I think he's in the wrong movie 😂 25:10
We don't want to go back please! 😭 26:31
Oh my just hurry up! 🤦🏾♂️ 34:21
Again speed it up! 36:02
Wait a minute he got them skills! 👀💯 38:44
Alright I'm out lmao 👽😂 39:32
Everybody dancing 💯👽 44:28
What was that!? 😂😭💯 44:55
This was too hilarious I wonder what's worse this or foodfight? 😂🤔, Also what is going on with the "animation movies" in Turkey. 🤦🏾♂️😭
Definitely this I worse than food fight 😂
I have been watching your guys videos for about 2 years now , and i thought Corey was in his late 30's
With all of this walking in this movie, it should have been a nice walking exercise video. 😆
The Green Alien looked like a corner store Kermit the Frog. xD
This shit looks like it was being hand animated in real-time while it was being watched, like a traditional puppet show but a guy with a mouse manipulating 3d models hidden behind a curtain.
I wish you made Mia watch this with you.
40:04 This part kills me.
Ohhhh....Black Phillip...a The Witch reference. Very nice, I like it
That was the tiger from "Double Team"
This review introduced me to Double Toasted.
This must be an A24 joint.
That ain't a movie, That's a Torture method
The green alien dance is me in the club.
Foodfight got dethroned...
And frankly my dear, i dont give a spam
- Jeff Davis from Whose Line is it Anyway?
I got to applaud y'all for watching that movie in real time👏🏿👏🏿. This review in itself was tough to get through.
Ps. That fancy frog though🤣
This movie looks like cinematic purgatory. It just feels like you're watching absolutely nothing. It's like if someone tried making a movie full of loading screens from a shitty free XBox Live indie game. This shit makes Gerry look like a Michael Bay production, it makes Food Fight look like Shrek and Dingo Pictures look like Don Bluth in comparison.
It’s like the people that made this movie took Randall’s joke about lord of the rings in Clerks 2 very literally
Omg. This is as worse as Sir Billi and Food Fight.
10:01 *_"AH SHIT, here we go again"_*
*- CJ from san Andreas* 😂😂😂
I shouldnt have smoked while watching this. I almost choked from laughing so much 🤣💀
With all those quotes about education I'm surprised they didn't quote Malcolm X's "Education is the passport to the future, for tomorrow belongs to those who prepare for it today". 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣.
32:49 34:56 38:40 44:15 47:32 47:47 53:36 52:35 55:30
every time they walked i played the GTA San Andreas theme on my phone
25:00 is that the beam effect from the reboot Star Trek films?
You'd be surprised how bad animation / children's entertainment has got. 🤦🏾♂️It's bad.
Especially on RUclips. It's just mindless nonsense with high pitched voices doing nothing.
There is no educational value for children at all.
80s/90s even early 2000s animated series are like philosophical masterpieces compared to whats on offer now.
Even though I haven't seen them, I understand what you mean. Even animated movies and shows made for older audiences are more thought provoking and educational where instead of dumbing them down at a preschool level, they take a more deeper, mature and relatable approach to teach children and adults.
I feel so sorry for the children who grew up with RUclips Kids. Those videos are so manufactured; like they were made by robots who think they know what children want to watch.
wholeheartedly agree
If you're only focusing on western entertainment then yes.
19:10 Slllliiiiddddee!
Korey saw the Turkish animated film Acela and within a year he and his Turkish wife separated and then got a divorce. That's how much this movie impacted Korey's life.
I forgot that Korey does an ad for Honey for this too. Talk about bad timing
Billy, it was made in "2020", *aww damn*
That explains everything. An encapsulation of how bad that year was
@@tylerhackner9731 💯💯💯💯💯💯👍👍👍👍. The worst year ever