The nun is played by Glynis Johns. She played the mother in Mary Poppins. Also, she's the oldest living Oscar-nominated actor. She was born in South Africa, so I've got to believe she was doing someone a favor by doing this film.
Trying not to laugh hard cause I'm at the airport in line. Damn this was hilarious and it's always fun to have Korey, Martin, and Billy cracking on a shit movie!
RLM FINALLY watched Nukie; then proceeded to wood chipper all but one of their hundred=plus copies in hopes their single mint condition VHS of the movie became rare and valuable.
Nukie: I need to get to America! African kids: We know of a guy that might be able to help you. Just make sure you have your passport and have gotten your shots.
Everyone is crediting RLM, I 'thank' Brad Jones (Cinema Snob) for introducing us to this ...Nukie. haha Let's hope the hosts never discover the garbage bag looking adult ET parody.
These guys need to go on a road trip to miluwakee for best of the worst. Corey , billy, rich and Jay on a panel. Martin needs to go for adult supervision
Thank you for this. 😂 X-Entertainment used to have a written review of this movie back in the day and I always found it hilarious. Glad to see you guys finally cover NUKIE. 😂
Turkish ET is not the worst, you don't have him screaming 'NUKIE" for 90 minutes, and powers he pulls from his ass on a whim. It is creepy though, and I assume they took "BADI'S" design from Close Encounters.
alien = Nukie please I'm a prisoner of America save me 🥺😭 Nukie=🤔 wtf you want me to do I told you not to go over there now they're putting things in your 🍑🥱😒
Just to clarify, I think when Korey is stating “ignorant a** Africans”. He is stating that the movie is portraying “Africans”, in this case indigenous South Africans (possibly Zulu or San) as “ignorant”. I like the premise of this film. But considering the institutional racism within South Africa, that continued long into the 90s & is still alive-&-well today, this movie is some pro-European Christian, colonialism propaganda. I’m just being blunt. The interesting thing is there were some indigenous African cultures that viewed multiple births (and sometimes the mothers) as evil, as witchcraft (San, Igbo, most Zulu, etc) . Similar ignorant beliefs can be found all across the world, including the Japanese (this was most likely due to the fact that childbirth before modern medicine and technology was extremely dangerous for the mother. Mother & infant mortality was high in the pre-industrial past.) But there were plenty of indigenous African cultures & religions that saw multiple births (& their mothers) as blessings. The Nubians, Akan, Yoruba, Fon, Dinka, Xhosa, Ewe, Edo (Bini), Fulani, etc. With that said there’s a difference between a superstition versus a religious dogma, for the cultures that thought of multiple births as witchcraft or an affliction, this was usually a superstition rather than a dogma handed down from God or the gods. The Bunyoro people of Uganda (Africa) are the ones who first invented cesarean section, they developed it to save the lives of their mothers including, their mothers of even riskier pregnancies, “twins” (multiple births). Said procedure was recorded by a White “explorer” named Robert W. Felkin. But of course this movie does not explore, any of that at all. Asian religions are shown in a positive light, but never African. Peace.
I'll be real I had to turn off the live stream because I got tire of him using that term towards Africans multiple times. I get why he stated that, but it made me cringe.
I had forgotten the badness of this movie from back when I rented it as a kid...............then, Brad Jones had to make it a running joke (including an episode of his cartoon LLOYD)................AND NOW YOU GUYS?????!!!!! AMERICA, HELP US!!!
Some movies are so bad, they're good. Fun to watch and laugh at. Watching Nukie is more like getting the whites of your eyes tattooed neon green. It's like self torture, with no pay off.
I wonder if Mystery Science Theater 3000 could review, I mean, roasting that bad flick. I'm game but the Double Toasted guys beat them to it. Most hilarious video 😂, guys.
Have they done the “Gods must be crazy” films? They both had this “stuff” with Africans and both were “South African” during Apartheid. And put that together for a second with the jokes - uncomfortable (if I remember correctly)
“I did it all for the Nukie, (come on!) The Nukie (come on!) so you can take that cookie”
Nukie looks like what happens when the government failed to clone Mac from Mac and Me.
That's funny
🤣🤣🤣🤣
A clone of a knockoff lol
😂
Yup. Bizzaro Mac.
24:41 the look on Martin’s face when he hears the talking chimp
😆
I flatlined when he said “whaaat?!” 🤣
This makes Mac and Me look like ET😂😂😂
The perverted Scientist and computer scenes had me laughing till I realized this was supposed to be a kids movie.
The nun is played by Glynis Johns. She played the mother in Mary Poppins. Also, she's the oldest living Oscar-nominated actor. She was born in South Africa, so I've got to believe she was doing someone a favor by doing this film.
@lenindominguez1986She deserved better than this.
Not anymore. She dead. Jan 4 2024
The movie that broke the Cinema Snob, and the RLM Crew has hundreds of these copies in their warehouse. They even have a nukie pillow.
The film that changed Brad Jones forever.
Trying not to laugh hard cause I'm at the airport in line. Damn this was hilarious and it's always fun to have Korey, Martin, and Billy cracking on a shit movie!
Hope you had a safe trip
Want to the know the movie? It has Burt Reynolds, gay frogs, who can change their sex, in I weird party
I think ETs death traumatized bodybuilders and kids in the 80's.I cried like a bitch when I was little 😂
bodybuilders? say whaaaaaat? what don't I remember from the movie? lmfao
@@nailinthefashion same!
“Nukie please”😂😂😂😂😂. I’m still weak.
I remember borrowing this for VHS and then turning that shit right off and putting Cool Runnings right back on.
Wow, you did what Red Letter Media couldn’t…or wouldn’t.
But still … keep sending them Nukie copies!
I think that’s why they have shelves full of Nukie copies. It’s trolling that they will never watch it no matter how many copies they get
Look…they just need a few more copies. Just a few more copies & then they’ll be ready
I wonder if Red Letter Media was building up the whole Nukie thing to be this epic bad review, and now it won't mean shit. DT did it!
RLM FINALLY watched Nukie; then proceeded to wood chipper all but one of their hundred=plus copies in hopes their single mint condition VHS of the movie became rare and valuable.
I think I first heard about this movie through the Cinema Snob years ago. Glad to see someone else has suffered through this.
Why would they name the alien after the slang term for having sex? Cause once you see this thing, sex is the last thing on your mind.
This is the movie RedLetterMedia would play Junka with.
Poor Steve Railsback. From playing Charles Manson to being in Nookie.
Looking at the thumbnail I did Billy’s laugh 😂 😂😂😂
You guys go where RLM fears to tread.
First the Cinema Snob, and now Double Toasted have now faced the NUKIE!
Nukie: I need to get to America!
African kids: We know of a guy that might be able to help you. Just make sure you have your passport and have gotten your shots.
Naaaah!! This comment is too good 🤣🤣🤣
You’re underage right?
LMAO 🤣
*I believe he can fly* you to America. He is the *world’s greatest*
Nukie looks like how I feel when I don't wear sunblock when mowing the lawn.
😂😂😂😂
Everyone is crediting RLM, I 'thank' Brad Jones (Cinema Snob) for introducing us to this ...Nukie. haha
Let's hope the hosts never discover the garbage bag looking adult ET parody.
Porn E.T. was the best of the E.T. knockoffs.
@@kaind.badguy Yes a period piece E.T. porn knockoff, it's a brilliant setup.
Supposed there's one other adult ET film that's set in Brazil (Brad also reviewed it.)
But let's not forget Homoti - the OTHER Turkish ET.
Right you are, I also remembered it
Man I miss the et porn marathon
Lol Corey sounds like Dr. N Gin from Crash Bandicoot when doing the alien voice
8:36 i want martin to read narrator comic boxes.
KOREY GOT ME CRYING LAUGHING MAN HIS COMEDY ACTS IS ON POINT RIGHT NOW I LOVE IT 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
After watching Nukie, suddenly The Thing's aliens don't appear that gross anymore 😆
I'm so glad I finally know how bad this movie is after YEARS of seeing the literal wall of Nukie tapes in RLM's shop.
right!!!!
@@knightwing1224 Haha the movie review RLM have denied us for so many years, DT did it first this time
I watched it my self because of RLM and Cinema snob and and it was quite awful
Jjjjjjj
These guys need to go on a road trip to miluwakee for best of the worst.
Corey , billy, rich and Jay on a panel. Martin needs to go for adult supervision
I was disturbed when the other Nukie cried out for Nukie
31:39 and I thought H.A.L from 2001: a space odyssey was pure insanity
"Nukie... I'm a prisoner... of America!"
Somehow I think this line relates to a lot of folks stranded inside the United States.
Very topical
31:44 Why did that computer laugh like the Predator?
See it was cuz of the echo...
I'm getting a "The Gods Must Be Crazy" vibe.
That over the top computer laughing is the best part of the movie.
Thank you for this. 😂 X-Entertainment used to have a written review of this movie back in the day and I always found it hilarious. Glad to see you guys finally cover NUKIE. 😂
Congratulations, fellas! Your copy of Nukie is now worth as much as a brand new car.
Had a feeling this would happen one day... just didn't think it would be so soon.
Like space in America no one hears you scream.
E.T's drugged up cousin. 🤣🤣🤣
As a South African, on behalf of all South Africans... This movie is certified trash!
Should have called Brad Jones for this
Same
This makes Roger Corman look like Ridley Scott...
Turkish ET is not the worst, you don't have him screaming 'NUKIE" for 90 minutes, and powers he pulls from his ass on a whim. It is creepy though, and I assume they took "BADI'S" design from Close Encounters.
This makes Mac and Me look like ET
Nukie look like he got that Johnson and Johnson shot.
Nukie is just nightmare fuel. Kids deserve better content and quality than that. It's like it sucked out what makes a Bad Movie fun to watch.
13:32 what the hell kinda language was martin just speaking XD?!
Damn. That screenshot of Nukie’s brother with those tubes up his nose reminds me of that photo of Gary Coleman on his deathbed in the hospital.
I'd love a double toasted x red letter media cross over
Nukie looks like one of the Rugrats got swallowed by a mudman and and is struggling to free itself
The Chimp sounds like the Grand Nagus. Feeeeeemaaaales
You guys gotta do Mac and me now. I know you did a bite on the kid falling off the cliff but that whole movie needs a review
I’ve been waiting forever for Redlettermedia to review this, now I realize why they never did or will never do
If you want a good E.T. ripoff, watch "Psycho Goreman". It's like if E.T. was made by Gwar and Troma.
@Lenin Dominguez it's a purposely bad movie, it's actually worth watching for the gore. It's definitely better than every E.T. ripoff.
That is the most unintentionally disgusting creature I've ever seen on film.
I did all for the Nukie! The Nukie!
So you can eat that cookie!
alien = Nukie please I'm a prisoner of America save me 🥺😭
Nukie=🤔 wtf you want me to do I told you not to go over there now they're putting things in your 🍑🥱😒
Nukie had auto tune before it was a thing. 😆
Baboon part what I’m looking at 🤣🤣
Just to clarify, I think when Korey is stating “ignorant a** Africans”. He is stating that the movie is portraying “Africans”, in this case indigenous South Africans (possibly Zulu or San) as “ignorant”. I like the premise of this film. But considering the institutional racism within South Africa, that continued long into the 90s & is still alive-&-well today, this movie is some pro-European Christian, colonialism propaganda. I’m just being blunt. The interesting thing is there were some indigenous African cultures that viewed multiple births (and sometimes the mothers) as evil, as witchcraft (San, Igbo, most Zulu, etc) . Similar ignorant beliefs can be found all across the world, including the Japanese (this was most likely due to the fact that childbirth before modern medicine and technology was extremely dangerous for the mother. Mother & infant mortality was high in the pre-industrial past.) But there were plenty of indigenous African cultures & religions that saw multiple births (& their mothers) as blessings. The Nubians, Akan, Yoruba, Fon, Dinka, Xhosa, Ewe, Edo (Bini), Fulani, etc. With that said there’s a difference between a superstition versus a religious dogma, for the cultures that thought of multiple births as witchcraft or an affliction, this was usually a superstition rather than a dogma handed down from God or the gods. The Bunyoro people of Uganda (Africa) are the ones who first invented cesarean section, they developed it to save the lives of their mothers including, their mothers of even riskier pregnancies, “twins” (multiple births). Said procedure was recorded by a White “explorer” named Robert W. Felkin. But of course this movie does not explore, any of that at all. Asian religions are shown in a positive light, but never African. Peace.
I'll be real I had to turn off the live stream because I got tire of him using that term towards Africans multiple times. I get why he stated that, but it made me cringe.
Gimme that Nukie! 🙏🏾
Nukie was so bad, it makes Mac and Me look like ET.
The bit with the petrified African guy was way too good for this movie.
Did it all for the Nukie, the Nukie, and u can take that cookie and stick it up yo……!!
Congratulations double toasted you have gone where red letter media would never go
Man they really need to finally review Mac and Me especially that japanese alternate cut.
where the kid gets shot
@@VonTheStampede Yep lol.
1:08 The Connection...
*Your @$$ is next!*
The nun played Dianne's mother on cheers nobody asked but damnit I TOLD!!!😆
I was waiting for this video 😂
If Nukie was featured in The Thing, they would have torched it with with a flamethrower.
You have to track down XTRO after this, it's like the original script of ET mixed with madness.
Last time I was here early, Cinema Snob Brad Jones did a video on this movie
I am South African and even I have never seen or heard of this film
13:37 Sounds like a phone ringing.
I feel like there needs to be a review of "the gods must be crazy"
I had forgotten the badness of this movie from back when I rented it as a kid...............then, Brad Jones had to make it a running joke (including an episode of his cartoon LLOYD)................AND NOW YOU GUYS?????!!!!!
AMERICA, HELP US!!!
I would love to see DT review Indian E.T, KOI MIL GAYA...😁👍
Nukie’s trying to get some nookie….
This makes Mac and Me look like ET.
Born in 81 I've never seen E.T even now I never plan on seeing it, it just doesn't seem like something I'd like
It didnt age great but never hurts to watch it once.
Omg I wanted this reviewed so badly! 🙌🏽🙌🏽
Some movies are so bad, they're good. Fun to watch and laugh at. Watching Nukie is more like getting the whites of your eyes tattooed neon green. It's like self torture, with no pay off.
not even the RLM guys dared to touch this shit yet.
I wonder if Mystery Science Theater 3000 could review, I mean, roasting that bad flick. I'm game but the Double Toasted guys beat them to it. Most hilarious video 😂, guys.
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"I LOVE IT, NUKIE!"
Have they done the “Gods must be crazy” films? They both had this “stuff” with Africans and both were “South African” during Apartheid. And put that together for a second with the jokes - uncomfortable (if I remember correctly)
Omg I couldn’t even make it through the cinema snobs episode on this😂😂😂
Nukie went being reviewed by the cinema snob to double toasted
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Brad jones could’ve been called for this lol
Doubke toasyed please review alpha and omega, it will be up your street
"Fun" fact: The nun is played by the mother from Mary Poppins
I know 😁
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Nukie is dookie
Hey it's the movie the Red Letter Media guys won't watch that they have billions of copies of!
Those computer pictures were like pics of amber Heard's face in the trial. Same picture different colors. 🤣🤣🤣
Most people who know that this movie exists only do thanks to the Cinema Snob!
Hey double toasted can y’all bad movie roast Chuck E. Cheese into the galaxy 5000 movie it’s so fucking bad billy will laugh his ass off😂😂
Im on break.... But ill wait til im home from work to watch this. Cinema snob wooo