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Foodfight is known as the worst animated movie of all time. Everybody agrees that it is absolutely DREADFUL. Being stuck in development hell for years, with a director that has no experience, to a mish mash animation style, poor choices, poor voice acting and just TERRIBLE writing. Let's see the worst movie of the 2010s. This is the TERRIBLE Foodfight Movie...
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...Wow. I think Cheasel T. Weasel is the biggest character abomination I have ever seen.
Me and my sister saw this movie a while ago and decided who could watch the movie the longest without leaving and would regularly revisit it for this silly game.
Who won at the end?
@@GreenKnight07That is a very good question. Whoever won has very strong mental health. They have truly reached enlightenment if they were able to sit through more than 15 minutes.
How are you guys still alive after watching that?? 😂
Y'all better have a prize at the end for the winners so the torture will be worth it🤣
@@Pinkkittie5006 does finishing the movie count as prize?😂😂
The fact that the watermelon explodes to be green inside is worse than the fact that it's layered incorrectly, at least to me.
Yeah
Edit: Why are people liking my comment it's just one word lol
@@chillbuniWhy not?
That's not a watermelon, that's a ball of striped goo.
I once saw this for rent at my library, but I chose not to rent it.
I guess my brain subconsciously protected me that day.
The story behind the production is the real story of the movie
It’s far better and more interesting than the movie itself.
@@MovieFan1912 wish there was a documentary about the making
@@leonardosomma4196 Yes, now we’re talking!
A documentary movie about movie's development would be a crown Jewel to this mess
Honestly, I kinda wish I could have seen the original. It still wouldn't be good, but the animation in the trailer was so much better.
All I know about this movie is that it was supposed to be released in 2003 or 2004, but someone stole the hard drives the original version was kept on, and so they started from scratch and ended up with this. You'd think the extra time would have helped them, but nope!
Edit: And Nevermind, apparently the theft was a hoax and the whole movie was originally and insurance scam. And after seeing the end result, I can safely say it should have stayed that way.
How did they get so many celebrities for such a low effort scam?
@@almalone3282 celebrities>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>animation
definitely a scam
I honestly want a remake like the same movie but with actual good cgi
Are you sure? Because i watched the old animation
There is a trailer for the movie, with presumably footage from the "stolen" cut, where you can see scenes from the movie, with much better animation quality than what was ultimately released.
The story of the film's director, Lawrence Kasanoff is a curious insight into the mind of someone out of their depth. Prior to Foodfight, Kasanoff was known for Mortal Kombat centred content, much of it was mediocre or embarrassing, not the sharpest mind for creating and directing an animated feature. This was a part of the reason it took so long to complete, he directed this animated film as if it were live action, Kasanoff was also ignorant of the animation process, simply put, he was too foolish to understand how animation works, basically the Dunning-Kruger effect of animation.
Edit: I recommend the crossover review of Foodfight by Phelous, with Lupa and Brad Jones, all of whom dives into the film's troubled background, and it's the funniest review of Foodfight I know of.
Would you happen to have a link to it?
@@justaghostinthesea Part 1: ruclips.net/video/Y5dZjXVR45s/видео.html
Part 2: ruclips.net/video/LjLZqLP3ECg/видео.html
I also think it's my favorite review of "Foodfight!" Phelous, Obscurus Lupa, and Cinema Snob: a wise man named Solomon (via the book of Ecclesiastes, chapter 4, verse 9) says that two are better than one because they have a good reward for their labor. I might also add that one more makes the labor even more rewarding.
I got through half of pt 1 of the recommended review and didn't even crack a smile. Sometimes cringe is funny but they didn't even make that work. The humour was like watching 13 year old me try to make a funny video and try waaaaaay too hard. But comedy is subjective so to each their own.🤷🏿♂️
He might have been out of his depth, but the director of Rapsittie Street Kids was far worse at his job.
32:04
I just noticed, in this scene, Sunshine has the Brand X logo tattooed on her neck. Because we didn’t have enough WWII imagery in this film already
Oh god... she was in Brand X's version of a concentration camp for six months, wasn't she?
@@williek08472 evidently so 😞
Oh, so THAT was the detail the movie wanted to give.
You got to be kidding me.
This movie...
Casablanca references they get in:
-The weasel says: "You despise me, don't you?".
-Dex Dog-tective owns a club and says the line about all the places in the world, she just had to walk into mine.
-The scene with the brands singing their "anthem" whilst Brand X try to out sing them.
Michael Curtiz, Bogey, Ingrid, Claude Rains, Peter Lorre & company had to be spinning in their graves
Thank you! I can't believe a guy who claims to love movies didn't even get the bar reference. I haven't seen the movie and even I got that one! 😂
Maybe I'm overthinking it but the wierd Christopher Lloyd clipboard guy moving all wierd and stuff might be really bizarre and badly done foreshadowing that he's actually a robot?
(Also "but enough about me, let's kill you!" is stuck in my mind forever)
I feel like that line was the only good delivery of any line in the entire movie lol
@@TheGoldenDunsparceyes.
Worst part is that Hilary Duff sounds so incredibly young! If she sounded older, it might not be so creepy
Ok, I actually have a problem with the theory that the movie was never meant to be released. Mostly because of the merchandise made for the movie around the originally planned release dates.
We have books and stuffed animals based on the original characters. And recently evidence of a planned video game based on the movie has been found and looks to be in a playable state.
To me, that feels like too much stuff for a movie that was a money laundering scheme. Now that being said, I'm positive that the movie was intentionally destroyed by the creator but most likely because it wasn't turning out the way they wanted. Almost like a worst version of the story of the making of the thief and the cobler.
Now, this is just a theory on what might've happened. I doubt we will know the truth, but the money laundering scheme idea feels like it's missing details...
Edit: So seeing the actual Reddit page, I can believe that the movie itself was made intentionally bad but there are still just too many details that don't add up to me. Why go through the trouble of making actual merchandise for the movie if you have no intention of releasing it?
I wonder how “good” the game looks/would have looked in comparison to this. Don’t know if I should expect better or worse.
@@scottvgamer1163 honestly, no idea myself. It was shown during E3 around 05-06 if I remember correctly. So it was with a much earlier version of the movie. But that doesn't mean it was good...
This man needs to do the terrible Arctic dogs or the terrible ice age 5
And the terrible Ice Age Buck Wild movie. It makes the 5th look Oscar-worthy.
Why Does Everyone Hate Ice Age 5, I Liked It
@@jacobcoburn3269 your actually right
@@Rodrickrules_ 1-5 Are OG's Of The Ice Age Series
@@lorcan6522 I know
5:48 Credit where credit is due. The character was intended to look and sound weird as hint of something being wrong about him (besides being a villain), but the movie is already such an uncanny mess that the intended weirdness blends in with the unintended one.
The guy who runs the market should've noticed that.
I WATCHED THIS WHEN I WAS YOUNGER, I JUST REMEMBERED A NIGHTMARE THAT WAS THE DOG CHASING AFTERME TRYING TO EAT ME, AND I WAS SLOWLY TURNING INTO A HOTDOG AND HE JUST KEPT SAYING "cmere I just want a small nibble" SOMEHOW IN THAT NIGHTMARE I WAS EATEN THEN POOPED OUT, THEN HE WAS CHASING ME AND HOLDING A TOILET SAYING "Get in the toilet" I WAS TO SCARED TO WATCH IT AGAIN-
Lol wtf
that's the funniest shit I've ever read😂😂
I am *so sorry* but this had me dying 🤣🤣🤣
💀Wow
God damn 💀💀💀
I will defend Dex eating raisins. He is an adventurer with a devil-may-care attitude who dares to do what would kill lesser dogs!
(Please help, Charlie Sheen has a gun on me right now)
Every time someone new reviews this movie i feel like i learn one terrible new thing about it.
One day someone is gonna find that lost first draft of the movie Kasinoff... I mean, "a very skilled thief"... tried to bury, and I dont know if we'll be better off for it or not...
Honestly I find it more believable the movie was deleted. I don’t understand the point of stealing all the assets of a movie if you weren’t going to ransom it back or something.
In defense of the raisins, it's like detectives smoking.
So funny thing about this movie: The version you're seeing?
A higher-budgeted remake from the same company. I saw both.
where can i find the non-remake version?
This is a joke right? Who would release this travesty onto the world not once but twice. How was this allowed to happen?
It's got to be some kind of crime against humanity.
@@Superluigi881 No, it isn't, the first one was released I think 2 years ago, I found out from a channel and saw a clip where the models were so much better not just in design but in fluid animations as well that didn't look like bootleg furry things.
@@sandorkarolydeneskarcsi3271 I forogt where but I think you can look it up and it will show up as clip compilations, I saw it a few years ago from RUclips on a review channel.
@@anglepsycho I think I saw that as well at some point, but from what I’ve been hearing, it was footage from a trailer before the footage was “stolen”.
the reason Mr clean shows up so much is that they had official brand sponsorships. Crest, mr clean, a whole bunch of em. this movie is a legitimate niche interest of mine
This movie is a cult classic in a server I'm mod in solely for Mr Clipboard
And it still manages to be a more bearable product placement movie to me than Ralph Breaks the Internet because at least it made me laugh with how bad it was instead of infuriate me
24:45 This... This is the French hymn...
Well not the lyrics but, you get it. I feel dirty.
And I never thought I'd live to see the day Dazz curses
The French anthem being used as a motivation rally against the Not-Nazis is just another thing onto the pile of really unsubtle WWII references
You didn't point out the the punchline in the very end of the movie: after all that "Not-See" imagery, they reveal during their wedding that the detective dog was Jewish smh
Okay but that was genuinely the best but in the entire movie
you know what the funny thing is, it isn't about food fighting other foods, it's just dex finding his girlfriend, saving her from natzis and being rebranded from lady x.
My sister and I had a bet and whoever lost had to watch this.
I lost and had to suffer through this blatant excuse of a joke.
what was the bet?
@@NepetasShippingWall1642You don't know him
@@derekmaullo2865 what?????
I am not bothered by the age difference between Duff and Sheen, as they're just voicing the characters. I am more bothered by Sheen. You know, in general.
Reminds me of the Swedish dub of the 90's Spider-Man cartoon. Peter Parker and Mary-Jane Watson were voiced by real-life siblings, which definitely made it a bit weird.
Christopher Lloyd was probably the only one that actually tried.
The reason why she wears that School uniform is because the animators liked to goof around with the model by putting it in those kinds of outfits and animating Those weird dances between her and dex and when Larry saw it he liked it so much that he told them to put it in the movie she was orginally supposed to wear that red dress the entire time you can see that in the 2002 trailer
Me and my sister watched this movie together (for her it was her first time as I watched a bit of it beforehand) and good God it was torture yet hilarious. I remember us laughing so hard at the scene of the soldier dude falling over in the most stiff way possible. And the "scrub bubbles" scene because the look on her face was literally the expression the fish made. Skipped most of the war scenes though, that was genuinely extremely boring
Its weird how the film was originally going to be something completely different and was going to be better back in 2002 until it had the most craziest Troubled-History that lasted for 10 STRAIGHT DADGUM YEARS!!
I'm not even kidding.
So. When we got our puppy, Foodfight was a huge meme around our house. So while her name is Sunny, me and my brother joke her full name is Sunshine Goodness. (Note: or the Sunny from Metal Gear.)
Not long after this movie became infamous, my sister found it at the dollar store that she worked at during the time and bought it for me because she thinks she's funny. I still haven't been able to force myself to watch the whole thing.
This could have been cool, but they ruined it. Seeing food mascots interact with each other could be so cool, but of course here, I only recognized that whale guy whose name I can't remember, and Mr. Clean.
"he wanted to direct despite having no experties in the animation area" You can say that again.
Mr. Clipboard immediately gave me horrible flashbacks of Judge Doom from Who Framed Roger Rabbit when he revealed himself as a toon in disguise.
it's a miracle someone could get so many companies to let them use their mascots.
then waste them on this...
Finally called an actual bad movie terrible.
This movie was like 4k quality in my head when I first watched it wtf happened.
I never twigged that this movie was loosely based on Casablanca, since not many kids watching would understand the reference!
this entire movie is a cas blanka rip off. from dogtectives white suit, the fact he owns a club, the anthem scene, the notziism, and the blatent use of lines from casa blanka.
I have a better idea for a plot.
Remove Lady X and everything associated with her, as well as all the weird humor that doesn't belong in a kids film and do something kind of like Zootopia, Foodfight's dialogue already seems to categorize all the ikes as stuff like calories and carbs and other stuff, why not make a movie where the inhabitants of the grocery store are fighting (with food) because they think each others categorization is weird, meanwhile Dex is just some regular guy trying to admit to his crush and ends up caught up in the mess and has to somehow save the world before the grocery store destroys itself (occasionally represented in the real world with everything somehow getting destroyed going bad and the store beginning to close down permanently).
Honestly Christopher Lloyd robot is the best part of the movie, voice acting is amazing and the goofy jank of the animation works too well, it makes him a generally fun character to witness, shame about the rest of the movie however.
And when it’s revealed he is a robot, it actually makes a little bit of sense as to why he moves the way he does. I say “a little bit” because some of the movement is just purely bad animation and wouldn’t be possible for any human or robot to make.
@@scottvgamer1163 I've seen musicals, contortionists and musicals with contortionists, let me tell you there's nothing he does that they haven't managed to do themselves and more, that being said there's definitely animation jank but because of how he is it's at least harder to tell what is and isn't on purpose especially since it's hardly trying to be realistic :p
Bro, The cat girl looks like knockoff barbie cosplaying a cat XD
It's insane to think that the initial trailer looked much better than the final product.
Some may argue the trailer is still garbage regardless, but It's WAAAAAY better than the piece of shit of a final product we got.
The film's History is really something to be aware of, or even learn about
I remember my cousins put this on for me one time when i was really young and for the longest time i refused to believe that this was a real movie and one of those badly animated RUclips movies
They kept quoting Casablanca, which still didn't help them.
This movie feels like it was created in gmod
someone's first source film maker project
This movie makes a lot more sense if you picture it as what Charlie Sheen saw during one of his drug trips.
he finally watched the movie, but AT WHAT COST
This used to be a classic on the RUclips reviews circuit
24:55 WHY IS THEIR ANTHEM THE FRANCE'S ONE 😭😭 WHY DID THEY HAVE TO MURDER THE MARSEILLEISE LIKE THAT 😭
edit : just realised it might be another WW2 reference...
The food turning into goo also happened in the earlier seasons of blaze and the monster machines before the animation of that show got better.
I actually bought Food Fight three times
One on Apple TV, one on RUclips, and one physical copy
It is easily my number one favorite ironic movie to watch whenever I want to just cringe at something
Hold.on, does that mean Sunshine raisins are also addictive?
Ahh yes Food fight a movie that me and my sister managed to watch when we were little and made me question my childhood
I bet the brands wanted to sue the daylights out of the studio behind this film if it even existed after it was made but this seemed like a massive scam of a production.
The catgirl love interest looks like a tailless Miqo'te from Final Fantasy XIV
My favorite quote from a review for this movie was Jontron, pertaining to Daredevil Dan's constant moving: "It's like if FDR came back from the dead and tried to show you how legs work!"
34:45 “Tell me something, are those melons real…?”
I just can’t anymore, like whoever was writing this was on the same stuff the creators of trolls were on
best part is lloyd's character still captures his energy perfectly. only salvageable part of the movie tbh. love lloyd.
5:41 IM SORRY THE “WHAT THE FU-“ GOT ME ROLLING ON THE FLOOR 😂🤣
27:03 I'm honestly surprised it wasn't just £15.
Considering Nazi outfits irl were designed to be um. "Appealing" to others, Lady X sums it up well
How do I know this? History class
Oh look, it's my sleep paralysis demons!
there are literal ANIMATION MEMES better than this movie. Most Multi-Animator projects (m.a.p's) are LEAGUES beyond this movie! (go support m.a.p's btw :)
but tbh after watching this my cringe tolerance got maxed out so at least that's okay.
edit: if you've read Warriors, (that book with the fighting cats that's actually pretty good up to the 4th arc) go watch Hollyfawn. It's pretty good but spoilers for the 3rd arc. You'll find a m.a.p in a some fandoms, and sometimes you can FEEL the blood sweat and tears used to coordinate these projects.
"Are you kidding me? No, get me off these cursed lands, have you seen what's on the other frame?"
LMAO
- MONSIEUR PROPRE ! MONSIEUR PROPRE !
- AH OUH ! AH OUH !
Thanks for warning us about the torture that is foodfight
It's very clear that as someone who had never directed an animated film in his entire life, that Lawrence Kasanoff had no idea what he was doing during the production of this film!
Turns out you can't trust a random Reddit source. There was recently a fan documentary called Rotten that interviewed actual crewmembers of the film and they debunked the claim it was ever stolen or deleted. Most of what was made for the "original" version has been found, and they hint Larry just made it up to excuse missing deadlines.
Haylie is older than Hilary. So these ages are wrong in the bios.
Found some movies perfect for your TERRIBLE series:
* Disney's The Kid (The Terrible Big Daddy Rip-off)
* Meet The Fockers (The Terrible Meet The Parents Sequel)
* Little Fockers (The Other Terrible Meet The Parents Sequel)
* American Ultra (Jesse Eisenberg's Terrible Pink Panther Rip-off)
* Ozzy: The Great Fur-scape (The Terrible Secret Life of Pets rip-off)
* Cloudy With A Chance of Meatballs: Swalloween Falls Spooktacular (Cartoon Network's Terrible Flicks Original)
* Extinct (The Terrible Trolls rip-off)
* Rumble (The Terrible movie Ani-mat Recommended)
* Paws of Fury: Legend of Hank (The Terrible Box-Office Bomb Audience Love But Critics Don't)
The fact that someone tried to mix fur and escape so poorly hurts me, and I haven't heard of any of these movies.
It's been over 5 years since I've last seen anything about or in this movie. Breaking that streak for you, Dazz..
2:02 is that dude in the background t posing
50% product placement
50% garbage visuals
100% Failure
Maybe this movie was PG because the reviewers chose to turn off the film in
Me and my little brother watched it when we were little and I was one of those kids who wouldn't stop watching a movie at all but I walked out of the room during food fight
23:32 WTF i thought the voice was coming out of the computer not the werird dancing thing
This movie was also supposed to be Casablanca hence that singing scene where the products sing consumerist La Marseillaise, and why Dex has that line about Lady X...which makes absolutely no sense for a kid's movie. Because what kid would sit through Casablanca? It's a great movie and all but it's mostly "people sitting around and talking". There is no fight scenes, unless you count the nazis and the paterons of the bar sing-off. Most kids would get bored, I think. also even as reference it makes no sense either bc the original iconic line "Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine" is said by Rick Blaine(the main character of the movie) about his former flame, who randomly shows up years after they've last seen each other. Dex doesn't know Lady X at all, she's completely new and Brand X is completely new as well so he shouldn't even know who she is or if he knew just be vougely aware of her.
The saddest part about this movie is that it predicted Twitter being X nowadays
Plot Twist: The assets were stolen as an attempt to prevent disaster.
It just looks as if they used the raw refence footages and stitched together all the refence footage to make the film, that's all. All CGI animation film productions first create reference footages as guide to use for the final polished expensive rendering that ends up in the final film. "But WHY did they do that?" You ask. Who knows? I guess the people mishandled the production money, this was around the time Sheen was having his WINNING meltdown and issues with that TV show on TV, no one was willing to spit out more money to fund the final rendering, out of desperation, they just grabbed the reference footage and glued together what they had.
Haha, the Nazi stuff is absolutely not a coincidence. This movie is riffing on/ripping off the plot of Casablanca. That's why they sing the Marseillaise.
*She was actually playing Hackeysack with the watermelon
*Cleary*
"Is that a poop-rat?"
WE ALREADY HAVE SAUSAGE PARTY AT HOME
: the movie
Oh god this movie looks like me after taco bell
OH MY GOD I ACTUALLY USED TO LOVE THIS MOVIE-
Oh you poor thing
@@TheZachary86 MY GOD THIS VIDEO JUST LIKE, UNLOCKED A HIDDEN MEMORY-
I've watched all the "bad movie" reviews
But this.
This is by far the worst.
Kindergarten me could probably animate better than this💀
You animated back then?
Charlie Sheen saying the famous Casablanca line (of course adjusted to the movie) 10:55 now I can't stop thinking how they copied off Humphrey Bogart's character Rick Blaine in this movie.
Mr. Clipboard was the only good character out of this entire dumpster
This movie is one of if not the easiest 1/10 i've ever seen in my entire life
From what I've seen of the movie, I feel like even that is too generous...
@@Glitchtophertm What about -999?
@@Glitchtophertm Unscalable
I watch the full movie and I thought it was bad because of the animation, but the story is bad and the characters a horrible, it was painful to watch I will not watch this film again.
on yesterday what about The Terrible The Polar Express, A Christmas Coral (2009) and The Star (2017)
Bro, this movie feels like a random RUclips shit post 😭😭
Wow. I don't know what's worse. Zoo Wars, Bulk, or this. This is just an *ABOMINATION.*
The animation in Food Fight is hideous.