@SkyStriker-xo3fh yeah. Mine was a black man and a Mexican woman. They knew what they were doing. I filled the house with dog shit. That was the beginning of it. I was in WA though, it ultimately cost me my house. I can't wait for tomorrow's video! I never thought of having people help hahaha Problem is, you can't do what he's doing to a man. Especially one from downtown Seattle. To this day I wonder why he was in the Manhatten project area
Bro I had a roommate, who refused to pay anything for the last 3 months, complain about my girlfriend visiting 😂. He was being charged 650 for his own room and bathroom in an area that it costs 1250 for that. And he tried to demand 14 hours of quiet hours and to tell me I couldn't have anyone over to MY house. Trash people don't have any sense of self reflection.
bro think about this every month for 30+ years this woman has been complaining to cops and going to court, this is honestly at this point more stressful and more work than actually just getting a job.
@djsusan00 The issue isn't that she can't legally be evicted. She can be. The issue is that the court system is so slow that by the time they actually declare that she can be evicted, she'll have another airb&b lined up to squat in.
Someone actually found a solution to this. As weird as it sounds, they called it counter-squatting. They literally hire a guy to "legally" squat their house WHILE the squatters lives in it. The squatters are powerless to get rid of the guy who literally... change the lock, empty the fridge. Throw stuff out of the windows the same thing they do to owners.
Some states are just insane with their laws though, one lady in New York got arrested for changing the locks on her OWN house, bc the squatters called the cops on her and the cops had no choice according to the law
This dude should add her to the air b&b listing. Just tell people there is a squatter you get to harass during your stay. I think that’s a strong business model.
@@justin-hurd I thought that after I posted the comment. Im so glad you added it. Would definitely incentivize the customers to try their hardest. Haha!
She forgot that Vietnamese people are the best in standing their ground and playing defense with psychological warfare on their home turf. She was doomed from the start.
I dont think its a flex that you use passive aggressiveness to *hardly* get the problem solved. If she tried this in Texas, she wouldn''t last very long.
@@ccshredder9506 Didnt some guy get jailed for shooting a squatter a while back? Cant remember if it was Texas but they also have awful Squatters rights laws.
I talked to an Air BnB landlord about this. He installed, at significant expense, securely locked remote power and water disconnects. They were actually both buried, and protected by steel and concrete. He has had to use them twice, at which point the squatters left. Both times they damaged the house, and he successfully got a judgement in small claims court.
He left a comment on his latest video asking people to DM him if they have squatters and he can fly to them. So it seems like he will try to keep doing this.
@@weedsome1719This is EXTREMELY dangerous for all parties and I do not advise hiring these people as multiple people have been scammed or robbed by these companies some of whom work with the squatter nor would I advise doing this job itself as in some states you can just be legally shot in many different loophole ways
It doesn‘t. There are missing parts to this video. Evicting a squatter from your property is not that hard in California. You‘d need to live in the property uninterrupted for 5 years to obtain squatters rights. This video must be staged for Publicity or the homeowner is outright restarted and doesn‘t know how to lawyer up
America is crazy cuz one day you could lose your house because some politician passed a squatter rights legislation in Texas or some shit, this doesn't happen in Europe
Not even dystopian novels could think of this stuff. Also, btw, at a certain point in the video she tries to seek help from a homeless shelter nearby, that explains how to use airbnb scams to avoid being homeless. Just the system at work.
Dont even get me started on squatting in CA. My mom died of covid dec 2019, her ex broke in and it took me A YEAR AND A HALF to get him removed from the premises. During that time he moved in his new gf, her 30 something child, they changed the locks on the house and gates and the cops refused to cut them for me and said if i went in the yard it would be considered breaking and entering. They threw out my families ashes (im the last living member of my family so my parents and grandparents ashes), killed my moms dog, one of her horses, stole all our guns and every heirloom or momento i could have possibly inherited. By the time I got them out it took me another year and a half to clean up and sell the house. I had to drop 80 grand into repairs, and 40 rolloff dumpsters (the 20 yard semi truck size ones) full of trash and stuff they probably stole from abandoned houses and brought to the property. i spent months just trying to sift glass and stuff off the top layer of dirt within 30 yards of the house in every direction. It was a nightmare. Thank GOD timing worked out and when i sold the house it was during peak covid inflation which covered all that shit i had to fix. But it was a nightmare NOBODY should have to go through after losing their last family member. I was only 33, i'd never even dealt with anything like this before and navigating all the legal stuff without anyone to help was exruciating. CA needs MAJOR reform, criminals in general are so protected here. I can only hope those squatters meet the worst possible end by other druggies in their lives. Oh and on their way out (they left the day before the cops officially showed up to have them removed) they stole my RV, and they had posted pics of them getting it running to steal it on their public FB accounts of which i have photos of everything including their saying they intend to take it and the cops wouldnt do ANYTHING UNTIL the RV actually left the property, even though isnt them stating it publicly conspiracy to commit a crime?
@@nickdraddy101 honestly I’m just happy it’s all over and done with. I moved 3 hours away from that hell house and never have to see that place again. This was in the high desert of Southern California and people familiar with the area will immediately not be surprised this happened at all, unfortunately. My mom also had a tendency to surround herself with leeches. She fit the bill of some of the people asmon has talked about before, shut in hoarder. She blew 27k on phone casino games when I checked her google play store records. 🤯
Insanity. You should have hired some people that specialize in collecting debts if you get my gist. At some point, if the laws are actively protecting criminals, allowing them to steal and abuse you, you should consider working outside the law to make things right. Just because it’s legal does not mean it’s moral or right. Some laws were meant to be broken.
@@zenlunatic25 my dad was actually in the chosen few MC (San Gabriel valley originals, first mixed race 1% MC) for ~30 years unfortunately he passed when I was 12 and I don’t have contact with them but did find a local MC to watch over my moms house after I got the squatters removed. It was a bit of crossing my fingers hoping the guards don’t turn into the new squatters but it worked out and they did help me clean a bit too. The head guy had a heart attack after the Covid vaxx but luckily that was right as I was ready to sell. RIP sarge he was a cool dude. The problem is it’s easier for a squatter to get you in trouble than it is the other way around. It worked out in the end timing wise for the sale so I like to think everything happens for a reason but definitely shit like this shouldn’t happen to people in the first place.
He should pay a different homeless person to occupy her room when she's chasing after police. Then she will have to call the police back to deal with a squatter. "Sorry ma'am, this is a civil matter." Priceless!
The person has to live in the property for some period of time like 2 weeks or a month and at that point you can't remove them without an eviction order. They law is against her and she would eventually get evicted but it has to go through a court process which is gonna cost 10s of 1000s of $ and during that time you're not allowed to remove her. Meanwhile she probably gets free representation through some tenant advocacy group. Tl;dr they would just remove the homeless man.
In southern Brazil they tried to implement this law but gave up once they realized squatters and landlords would just kill each other and they just didn't want to deal with the mess.
The Squatter's Rights laws from a few hundred years ago were designed for homes that were actually abandoned, or the occupants had died, or it was vacant for years and falling apart. People could move in and restore the property, and then after 10 years, they can get a deed to the property. The way it's abused today is nuts.
We had a law in Belgium about 6 years ago where if some homeless guy/woman will get into your home while you don't use it (on vacation for example or mainly use your another house to live in) you can't throw them out nor police can after you are back, they changed the law but it was ridiculous.
In Judaism there's a rule in regards to squatting where if a property is squatted in for 10 or more years ownership is transferred to the squatter so as to avoid property stagnation and monopolizing. Granted that's the thing, 10 years have to pass, otherwise the owner can evict the squatter before that time. I doubt she was dwelling in his home for more than 10 years so she needs to go
@@Ranatosk that's not just in Judaism. That exists in common law, too. If you publicly take care of part or all of a property for 10 uninterrupted years, it's yours.
We STILL have that shit in France unfortunately. Not too long ago there was a couple of old folks who went homeless because of it. They went on vacations, came back to a squatted house and... That was it... they had to live in Hotels (that THEY had to pay for) because it was now legally the squatter's home until evicted, which can take months to years, and CAN'T happen during winter, in addition to being very expensive. On top of that, you STILL have to pay for all the charges ( water, electricity, gaz, taxes ), have to keep the house safe and up to date with the norms and if you don't... They can throw you to court ! Usually when you get back your home, it's completely destroyed. Complete madness.
Saw a video of a guy who squatted on a squatter. His mother had a home that a woman refused to leave/pay. So he had her draw up a legal lease agreement with him being the tenant, and he waited for the squatter to leave. Then he went in (he had a key) and broght in his stuff and changed the locks and moved her stuff out. When the police showed up, he showed them the lease agreement and said he lived there and is allowed to change the locks. Done.
@@steelheart538 the title of the video is How I Removed Squatters In Less Than A Day. The guys name is Flash 🤣 Not making that up! Hahahaha he says it in the first couple seconds. Enjoy 👍
I love the fact that at one point she told him to lower the music to a normal level. Fortunately for him his normal level is probably louder than what he was doing.
She might get a little e-beg cash, but I guarantee 95% of her money comes from the gov. The only thing she's clearly good at is gaming the system... and California is basically Very Easy Mode.
I work for 911 and let me tell you...We have a couple "Mary"s of our own and there was one who was on first name basis with all our Police Captains and had her favorites. One of them retired about a month ago some of his parting words over the radio were "I'm glad I don't have to deal with "Mary" anymore." She had a call in pending for a police supervisor (its at the point line officers aren't allowed to interact with her anymore). This "Mary" has also been trespassed from EVERY store in a 20 mile radius, can't take the public bus, EMS and fire have to be escorted to her house by PD, and has been told if she ever calls 911 for anything that is NOT an emergency she will be arrested for misuse...again. This "Mary" at least owned her own home (somehow) but she ticks all the other "Mary" boxes on display here. Fuck I hate dealing with "Mary" too. Glad I'm not an officer or have a "Mary" issue.
@@mac1bc yeah but then their out with a Desk appearance ticket the next day... that doesnt solve the problem of her robbing and scamming apparently the entire population.
Unless they try this downtown at a headquarters for a giant corporation, then it's illegal. Can't do this at commercial buildings, just private homes that technically have MORE right and regulations to protect against this type of property theft.
A long time ago bad people would fake sell land to farmers then when harvest would come up the original owner would lie and say they never sold it because they never filed a change of owernship of the land. At the time the fraudster who legally owned the land also owned the crops. To fight the fraud they changed the law to whoever occupies the land at the time of harvest keeps the crops. Then you have squatters rights . This was never the intention of the law
The fact that she has not been punished for squatting talks a lot about the 'Justice System' and here is the irony, I am a law student trying to be a lawyer.
Absolutely agree. It's an obsolete law. I speculate that they only reason it hasn't been changed is because it hasn't affected the wealthy and powerful....yet.
as a lawyer i can promise you she has cost the state of california over the last 30 years well over 100 million dollars.. thats not in total monetary value either. We're not even talking about damages and attorney fees. I would estimate 200 million in total costs to all parties over the last 30 years. between private attorneys, state attorneys, police officers, judges, damages to homes, and most of all. the loss of earnings from all of those properties over the last 30 years.
@@sterbo3187If she is getting mail, and has been there for a certain amount of time, she is considered a resident and it's actually illegal to lock her out
@@SolDizZoOther people being able to forcibly live in your home isn't freedom. Homeowners should have EVERY right to defend their family and property from people whom they deem a threat.
Nah technically there is. I live in La and in my apartment building some people don’t pay rent and get away with it for a decent amount of time. Some lady did it for 4 years
@@brizzey6917 she should be given a week to move out otherwise its trespassing simple as that never has to be a civil case the cops can easily deal with this.
Squatters should not have rights. If you occupy a space without buying it or renting it, you need to leave or be arrested. Its not fair to the people that actually work hard to live in their homes, meanwhile, these people just go to a random place and claim ownership without a single dollar spent.
And they're going to destroy the space they occupy out of spite until you get them out. And they aren't paying for it, because they didn't have anything to begin with. Totally fucked.
@@Ranatoskthing is also these squatters rights laws are hundreds of years old, when homes were not as numerous and there were much more quickly built and then abandoned shacks around.
Hollywood would put her as a brave arab woman and Andy as an entitled white man. She would harassed beyond until a court battle where she finally won the house for herself.
To answer how she affords a phone and data plan, she did not steal it. She more than likely goaded someone into doing something stupid once and sued them. Remember, she is a professional squatter for 30 years.
Squatter's right seems to be redundant. Causing unnecessary stress for police and judges. In which wasting more resources and tax payers. I think that needs to be abolished.
This has nothing to do with squatter's rights. First, they take away the right to defend your own property and hamstring the cops. Then, anyone can just move in and feel entitled to live there without fear of being harmed. Squatter's rights have to do with taking over ownership of abandoned property and paying the taxes on them. They are two completely different scenarios.
@@banhammer3904 squatters rights shouldn't exist in the first place it should be up to the government to claim the unused property and pawn it off to a real estate company, its the only non-conflict way of dealing with the situation. Tenant protection laws are also too lenient, or just make no sense if you rent a house for a certain time frame and dont leave thats never up to the home owner to deal with someone elses poor planning, if you force them to leave early it should be a few weeks max to be able to leave and the police should have authority to make sure that right is granted this problem shouldn't be a civil issue ever. Whoever made the law is incompetent and its too widely used in commonwealth or previous commonwealth countries.
@@fourdeep6561 Purpose of squatters rights are to recognize improvements made to a property by people other than the owner. There is no reason why a renter should ever get squatters rights.
when mary leaves they need to throw a 24 hour block party and invite all the cops that were ever called to the house. free beer and vietnamese food for the entire neighborhood.
@yeo9969 they're victim's in this too. They'd toss her out if they could but they can't n have to deal with this shit. I'm surprised it's gotten this far without her being done for wasting police time at least.
The cops response to him “sweeping” the shit up is sooooo fucking funny. How long is it gonna take you to clean this up? Lmao. It’s been a few hours probably at this point. Do you think that maybe that noise is just the broom hitting the door from him sweeping up? Fucking classic
Here in France it's really common, if someone live in your house for more than 48 hours before you call the cops you're screwed and it will take months to get your house back. In some cases it takes more than one year. And if you dare to expulse them by force/by yourself -> you go to jail.
also you always can find some "concerened citezens" online and for small fee they will "help" you with this problem. One day some other sqatters will coincedentaly choose the same hause and "evict" previous ones. And than you will be able to change your locks.
Squatting is a problem I HOPE I never deal with.. If a woman broke into my home and the police refused to do anything after I told her to leave multiple times, she would be DRAGGED out by her hair. I would never put my hands on a woman for no reason, and I do everything in my power to avoid it, but my job as a man is to protect my home, and your gender isn’t getting in the way of that. 😊
A basic general search says that the call for police to answer a general property crime in Cali is around $1,500. Then, court handling fees slap on an extra $600. Asmon is off, by not by too much. His point still completely stands.
Tip: if someone is squatting in your house, don't call the cops first. If you do, all it does is establish that they're living there and you don't want that. Wait till they leave and change the locks and place a no trespassing sign on the property that's clearly visible. When the squatter comes back with police tell them that someone had tress passed on your property.
She 'rented' the airbnb, so she basically has residency as far as cops are concerned, it's a civil matter. She can only be thrown out with court order, which will take months. If you lock her out, she can just break a window to get back in, still a civil matter as she is a resident, the only thing you can do is to sue her for damages. She can even drill the door to get in, again you can only sue her for it. She technically isn't breaking and entering as she is a resident. It's like how cops can't arrest you for breaking your own window or door. Cops will do nothing but watch, it will take something on the level of her trying to set the place on fire or something for them to act, but if you put your hands on her and stop her from doing whatever she wants with force, you can get arrested. I know it's ridiculous, but it is what it is...
If we lived in a real country, she'd have gotten a "sudden case of lead poisoning" 25 years ago. I get preventing unlawful evictions, not being able to just take the law into your own hands etc, but the idea you can't get someone like this out within 7 days and move on with your life is criminal in itself.
36:25 Bro that's way too much, I did my own calculation and the result was about 1.2M in those 30 years. I don't know what type of weed you smoked to think that 2 hours of 3 police officers and a little bit of gas is going to cost 3.5k like wtf.
For squatters, pay someone else to break in and remove the squatter, you can't be in trouble because you're not the person who broke in, the squatter can't complain because its not their property, and make sure the guy who breaks in is gone before police arrive and they'll be fine.
Then the guy you paid starts blackmailing you under threat of telling the police that you hired him. He doesn’t want money, though. He wants to stay in your house indefinitely.
The aftermath of this situation is actually unreal, she gets arrested for attacking another streamer, and they walk into her room and everything is basically water damaged, shit in the toilet and just lots of weird things
@@ApsmneShsbshu what are you talking about. I just saw sjc washing the floor like a completely normal person. I saw nothing wrong in that clip. She probably used it as an excuse to damage the room...
I Love how at 4:44 he's politely pushed the oil back under her door for a few pushes... *stops* remembers why he's being obnoxious before slamming the broom into her door again loud af.
During the 80s, a friend of my dad had his house squatted by 2 people. The thing is, that friend of him was working as a carpenter for years, and was making roofs most of the time. Guess what he did one day. That's right folks, he completely removed the roof from the house. Local forces didn't do anything because it was his house and he had the right to do whatever he wanted with it, and the 2 people, strangefully, left very soon after that. As it was in the 80s there weren't that much electronics as there is now so it was kinda easy to remove/protect anything from water had it rained during the night, but I couldn't imagine doing something similar this day with every electronic we have in our houses. It's a shame he/we need to come this far to get his/our house back, but it is what it is I guess... At least now we can make it entertaining thanks to this guy lmao
@@hardcorehage Can't you set your electricity plan to a minimum? That's what we do in Portugal. Squatters can't turn on the microwave without the lights going out lol
There is one decent use case. If youve a crooked landlord who ups the rent and/or tries to remove you before the end date leaving you homeless. It needs to be refined.
Unfortunately it's kind of illegal to do that. There are still laws they have to follow. As unfair as it is, if they do anything like that that's considered illegal, now they're the ones that'll likely lose any court case to get rid of her.
The instant change from part 1-3 to 4 haha. The perfect execution of follow the law as long as you can but provoke her enough to keep calling the cops so they eventually wont take it serious anymore and go full law breaking crackhead kick streamer in the end.
The squatter law is from 1670. The US Population then was reported to be 111,935. Approximate US Population today is ~345,800,000, 3089x the 1670 census. Calling the law archaic would be an understatement.
All I kept thinking was.. "My" door. Honey, that isn't your property, your house, your living room you're walking through. Not of it. You're trespassing, but you rented it once upon a time so somehow it's ok. Shed be dehydrated and starving if she pulled this in my home. And I'd have a wavelength blocker forcing out wifi or cell phone calls.
Approximately 1 million north Vietnamese died. While just over 50k us soldiers died. Despite popular belief, the US still whopped their butt's before we decided to let south Vietnam fight their own war.
It is the same thing in France. One of my dads friend has a house in southern France that he rents. He has fix for this. If the renter refuses to pay the rent and squats, he can just turn off the system that evacuates water (which only him has access to) and to make the house unlivable until the squatter leaves. It takes like 2 to 3 years of legal action just to get the police and justice to do their job. Even if he has to renovate after that it's just less complicated. Also my aunt who lives in France got her appartment squatted for 2 years. The guy destroyed the place and didnt have any legal issues, while my aunt had to renovate the place from her own pocket. That shit is crazy.
@@insanitygear4334 some people posted 1 hour vod of that, you can search it, there are multiple accounts that posted the video so it should be easy to find
imagine becoming a full fledged officer expecting to fight crime and do good for society only to be told "you are now on mary duty for the next year" it actually might be a punishment for officers to be on mary duty
Spilling oil in common areas = booby trap , thats a federal crime ... Removeing the front door handle = rendering living space unsafe , thats a crime . Threatening his family = uttering threats , thats a crime. In less then 3 min she commited 3 crimes one being a federal .
I would order a case of Surstromming and instead of having a noise party at 6am, we'd have the 6am Surstromming can opening and pouring under the door.
There's no way 1 cop call to the apartment costs $3.5k in taxes. What is that estimate based on? Shooting thin air? The average monthly salary for a cop in California is $7000, around $40 per hour. If we assume 3 cops go to the apartment each time, and every event takes 2 hours (generous), then that amounts to $240 in fees for the LAPD. Even if we double that amount to account for subsidiary fees, then every cop call costs approx. $500. Not even close to $3.5k. Going by the same numbers as 35:20, 250 incidents a year, for 30 years, that's a total of *$3,750,000* . So despite what she's doing, she is definitely not costing 10's of millions of dollars.
A squatter calling other people "uncivilized scum"
You can't make this shit up
I had one. It's no joke.
@@Saaaahdoood Did u get them out?
@SkyStriker-xo3fh yeah. Mine was a black man and a Mexican woman. They knew what they were doing. I filled the house with dog shit. That was the beginning of it. I was in WA though, it ultimately cost me my house. I can't wait for tomorrow's video! I never thought of having people help hahaha
Problem is, you can't do what he's doing to a man. Especially one from downtown Seattle. To this day I wonder why he was in the Manhatten project area
Bro I had a roommate, who refused to pay anything for the last 3 months, complain about my girlfriend visiting 😂. He was being charged 650 for his own room and bathroom in an area that it costs 1250 for that. And he tried to demand 14 hours of quiet hours and to tell me I couldn't have anyone over to MY house. Trash people don't have any sense of self reflection.
dude your name lol
love you asmongold
the police said they've never seen anything so crazy, and never seen her out so fast.
You’re a legend for this man, if I had a squatter problem I’d hire you asap
Didn’t know who you were till this vid. You’re hilarious bro, keep it up 😂
best content I've seen in years🙏
This is content king quality.
Actual content of the year, absolutely amazing stuff.
She's trying to negotiate living in peace with a person who's only there to make her leave. She doesn't live in reality.
Because she doesnt really care if he stop
bro think about this every month for 30+ years this woman has been complaining to cops and going to court, this is honestly at this point more stressful and more work than actually just getting a job.
@@NorseNuggie I just googled it apparently if she hasn't paid property taxes in 5 years she can get evicted. I doubt she is paying anything.
@djsusan00 The issue isn't that she can't legally be evicted. She can be. The issue is that the court system is so slow that by the time they actually declare that she can be evicted, she'll have another airb&b lined up to squat in.
@@chasemartin5777 Not to mention the insane cost of legal proceedings. Those can easily eat up all of peoples savings.
Someone actually found a solution to this. As weird as it sounds, they called it counter-squatting. They literally hire a guy to "legally" squat their house WHILE the squatters lives in it. The squatters are powerless to get rid of the guy who literally... change the lock, empty the fridge. Throw stuff out of the windows the same thing they do to owners.
I can't believe this needs to be a thing 😂
How does one apply for this job?
I wouod do this all the time. For half the price of my competitors. This seems fun
Some states are just insane with their laws though, one lady in New York got arrested for changing the locks on her OWN house, bc the squatters called the cops on her and the cops had no choice according to the law
post AI economics
This dude should add her to the air b&b listing. Just tell people there is a squatter you get to harass during your stay. I think that’s a strong business model.
I know I'd stay there! Looks like a fun time to me😂
"If you get her to leave, your stay is on the house." Would be the cherry on top.
(Though you might end up with another squatter 🤔)
@@justin-hurdthe real solution is installing cameras and turning it into a reality show. That way doesn't matter who wins, you always come out on top
Squatter championship edition Whoever gets her to leave gets to stay in her place.
@@justin-hurd I thought that after I posted the comment. Im so glad you added it. Would definitely incentivize the customers to try their hardest. Haha!
She forgot that Vietnamese people are the best in standing their ground and playing defense with psychological warfare on their home turf. She was doomed from the start.
Best comment here
I dont think its a flex that you use passive aggressiveness to *hardly* get the problem solved. If she tried this in Texas, she wouldn''t last very long.
charlie is in the trees and digging tunnels bro
@@ccshredder9506 Didnt some guy get jailed for shooting a squatter a while back? Cant remember if it was Texas but they also have awful Squatters rights laws.
@@wingsoficarus1139 there's a lot of places in TX where you can get away with... getting rid of someone lol
"She's a parasite for 20 or 30 years, but she has never meet a Kick streamer" I lvoe this lol
Her situation might be serious, but comparing her with pestilance that feasting upon innocent bystander's frustration and annoyance is a bit too much.
Cinema
scripted reality...
@@Skelator_Sikelatorif living rent free in a stranger’s house isn’t that bad I hope someone lives in your house for free also 😂
@Skelator_Sikelator is probably Mary 😂
I talked to an Air BnB landlord about this. He installed, at significant expense, securely locked remote power and water disconnects. They were actually both buried, and protected by steel and concrete. He has had to use them twice, at which point the squatters left. Both times they damaged the house, and he successfully got a judgement in small claims court.
That’s genius. But in California it’s against the law to shut off the utilities to get squatters out.
@@Beholder505 ill take the jail time, if it were me.
@@Beholder505 That's crazy. California man fr...
@@Beholder505 Charge california to pay for the squaters stay and damages....
@@valentinosstamkos4022 california would side with them, that's how crazy it is
She came undergeared into this dungeon
And underleveled
As a Physician i can confirm it's a bad idéa to go undergeared into a dungeon
@@PerfectionHunter As a fellow physician... she can definitely see through her blindfold
As a guy that hasn't played fear and hunger: it's dangerous to go in a dungeon...
I feel like she came in way over leveled if shes been doing this for 20+ years
"MAry don't leave, my content...." Fucking epic!
I hope next place she squats they call andy for round 2 lol
@@corinth640 she sees him and packs her stuff up bc she dont want to deal w andy again XD
@@corinth640this dude gets content and the people she's stealing from gets retribution. Great.
@@drunkencowboyagni just see The Skirt She stealing it from somewhere
@@drunkencowboyagni and still has Tag on it
Guy is genius. Make sure to understand the limits of what he can do without breaking any laws, and turn her into content. Absolutely genius.
It's the lemonade quote. P.S. I'm not American.
@@100_pesoswhen life hands you lemons, you say fuck the lemons and bail. Yeah I know that one.
@@piopi_starjr7455 You throw them at squatters' doors.
Part 4 is where everything gets dialed up from a 3 to a 10
You need to be a genius to live 😂😂
Getting told to stop banging your own door in your own house because it's annoying your squatter is fucking WILD!
😂😂
Dude was like I'm not trapped in here with you, you're trapped in here with me.
LOL this
Wait till you see the next episode 💀💀
@@airplanemxde low-key thought he was gonna put part 4 in when I commented this😭
I watched the whole sjc vod dude never even left 3rd gear
@@danlyday7248 he did but it got removed
Such a good movie. I love that guy
Asian Andy should just open his "Squatter Removal Services". It could be a non-profit organization generating millions.
Eh it depends on the squatters and where they are squatting at. It could be very dangerous.
Yea, there's bounty hunters that started to do "eviction services". You draft up a lease with them and they move in with squaters to get them out.
He left a comment on his latest video asking people to DM him if they have squatters and he can fly to them. So it seems like he will try to keep doing this.
@@weedsome1719This is EXTREMELY dangerous for all parties and I do not advise hiring these people as multiple people have been scammed or robbed by these companies some of whom work with the squatter nor would I advise doing this job itself as in some states you can just be legally shot in many different loophole ways
@@bebe8090Best of luck to him but man... hopefully he does his research and stays out of the stand your grand states....
The fact mary lasted longer in that house than concord lasted is CRAZY :D
And she only costs about 1/5 the price!
I like how Concord is now a unit of measurement.
Some parasites are stronger than others.
@@keystrix3704 lol a Fortnite is 14 days and a Concord is 12 days, new gaming measurement unlocked!
I'm sorry about concord but Mary is just built different
Bruh the cops telling him not to bang on her door hurt my Brain. What demented, delusional land did I wake up in.
Something about a squatter asking a homeowner “don’t they have something better to do?” Really triggers the hell out of me.
Yes!
The fact that California gives squatters rights like this, basically makes home invasions legal
You ever play Bioshock? These are the parasites Andrew Ryan was talking about.
@@beastmaster6943 Honest question, which of her policies exactly will lead to this?
It doesn‘t. There are missing parts to this video. Evicting a squatter from your property is not that hard in California. You‘d need to live in the property uninterrupted for 5 years to obtain squatters rights.
This video must be staged for Publicity or the homeowner is outright restarted and doesn‘t know how to lawyer up
America is crazy cuz one day you could lose your house because some politician passed a squatter rights legislation in Texas or some shit, this doesn't happen in Europe
Not even dystopian novels could think of this stuff.
Also, btw, at a certain point in the video she tries to seek help from a homeless shelter nearby, that explains how to use airbnb scams to avoid being homeless. Just the system at work.
Dont even get me started on squatting in CA. My mom died of covid dec 2019, her ex broke in and it took me A YEAR AND A HALF to get him removed from the premises. During that time he moved in his new gf, her 30 something child, they changed the locks on the house and gates and the cops refused to cut them for me and said if i went in the yard it would be considered breaking and entering. They threw out my families ashes (im the last living member of my family so my parents and grandparents ashes), killed my moms dog, one of her horses, stole all our guns and every heirloom or momento i could have possibly inherited. By the time I got them out it took me another year and a half to clean up and sell the house. I had to drop 80 grand into repairs, and 40 rolloff dumpsters (the 20 yard semi truck size ones) full of trash and stuff they probably stole from abandoned houses and brought to the property. i spent months just trying to sift glass and stuff off the top layer of dirt within 30 yards of the house in every direction. It was a nightmare. Thank GOD timing worked out and when i sold the house it was during peak covid inflation which covered all that shit i had to fix. But it was a nightmare NOBODY should have to go through after losing their last family member. I was only 33, i'd never even dealt with anything like this before and navigating all the legal stuff without anyone to help was exruciating. CA needs MAJOR reform, criminals in general are so protected here. I can only hope those squatters meet the worst possible end by other druggies in their lives. Oh and on their way out (they left the day before the cops officially showed up to have them removed) they stole my RV, and they had posted pics of them getting it running to steal it on their public FB accounts of which i have photos of everything including their saying they intend to take it and the cops wouldnt do ANYTHING UNTIL the RV actually left the property, even though isnt them stating it publicly conspiracy to commit a crime?
thats insane, im sorry you went through that
@@nickdraddy101 honestly I’m just happy it’s all over and done with. I moved 3 hours away from that hell house and never have to see that place again. This was in the high desert of Southern California and people familiar with the area will immediately not be surprised this happened at all, unfortunately. My mom also had a tendency to surround herself with leeches. She fit the bill of some of the people asmon has talked about before, shut in hoarder. She blew 27k on phone casino games when I checked her google play store records. 🤯
Sorry you had to go through all of this. The laws really need to be reformed
Insanity. You should have hired some people that specialize in collecting debts if you get my gist. At some point, if the laws are actively protecting criminals, allowing them to steal and abuse you, you should consider working outside the law to make things right. Just because it’s legal does not mean it’s moral or right. Some laws were meant to be broken.
@@zenlunatic25 my dad was actually in the chosen few MC (San Gabriel valley originals, first mixed race 1% MC) for ~30 years unfortunately he passed when I was 12 and I don’t have contact with them but did find a local MC to watch over my moms house after I got the squatters removed. It was a bit of crossing my fingers hoping the guards don’t turn into the new squatters but it worked out and they did help me clean a bit too. The head guy had a heart attack after the Covid vaxx but luckily that was right as I was ready to sell. RIP sarge he was a cool dude. The problem is it’s easier for a squatter to get you in trouble than it is the other way around. It worked out in the end timing wise for the sale so I like to think everything happens for a reason but definitely shit like this shouldn’t happen to people in the first place.
This is a representation of how fucked of a state California is
It shouldn't be a state of this nation anymore. It's embarrassing to even say it's one of the 50 states.
He should pay a different homeless person to occupy her room when she's chasing after police.
Then she will have to call the police back to deal with a squatter.
"Sorry ma'am, this is a civil matter."
Priceless!
He could also get a family member to rent the apartment because an attendant rights are greater than squatters or at least where I live
The person has to live in the property for some period of time like 2 weeks or a month and at that point you can't remove them without an eviction order. They law is against her and she would eventually get evicted but it has to go through a court process which is gonna cost 10s of 1000s of $ and during that time you're not allowed to remove her. Meanwhile she probably gets free representation through some tenant advocacy group.
Tl;dr they would just remove the homeless man.
That's basically what he did. Basically a gta5 Trevor character. You'll see.
@@pdpgb That sounds like a civil matter, that will take longer than 2 weeks or a month to resolve.
@@mrteeeeeeee Hehehehehe
That sounds amazing!
part 4 is where the insanity begins. the moment he calls the cavallerie is when asmon is gonna lose it
man pt 4 is fantastic
Where is part 4?
"cavalry" my friend.
@@JC-cb8oi On Asian Andy's channel, link in description
Dude I really hope he uploads it today
In southern Brazil they tried to implement this law but gave up once they realized squatters and landlords would just kill each other and they just didn't want to deal with the mess.
😂
Caveman rights. That's all they know 😂
"This house ain't big enough for both of us"
Based landlords
Where’s the last part? Is he uploading it?
The Squatter's Rights laws from a few hundred years ago were designed for homes that were actually abandoned, or the occupants had died, or it was vacant for years and falling apart. People could move in and restore the property, and then after 10 years, they can get a deed to the property.
The way it's abused today is nuts.
We had a law in Belgium about 6 years ago where if some homeless guy/woman will get into your home while you don't use it (on vacation for example or mainly use your another house to live in) you can't throw them out nor police can after you are back, they changed the law but it was ridiculous.
What the....that was messed up
In Judaism there's a rule in regards to squatting where if a property is squatted in for 10 or more years ownership is transferred to the squatter so as to avoid property stagnation and monopolizing.
Granted that's the thing, 10 years have to pass, otherwise the owner can evict the squatter before that time.
I doubt she was dwelling in his home for more than 10 years so she needs to go
@@Ranatosk that's not just in Judaism. That exists in common law, too. If you publicly take care of part or all of a property for 10 uninterrupted years, it's yours.
We STILL have that shit in France unfortunately.
Not too long ago there was a couple of old folks who went homeless because of it.
They went on vacations, came back to a squatted house and... That was it... they had to live in Hotels (that THEY had to pay for) because it was now legally the squatter's home until evicted, which can take months to years, and CAN'T happen during winter, in addition to being very expensive.
On top of that, you STILL have to pay for all the charges ( water, electricity, gaz, taxes ), have to keep the house safe and up to date with the norms and if you don't... They can throw you to court !
Usually when you get back your home, it's completely destroyed.
Complete madness.
@@Ranatoskhow would you even prove that
Saw a video of a guy who squatted on a squatter. His mother had a home that a woman refused to leave/pay. So he had her draw up a legal lease agreement with him being the tenant, and he waited for the squatter to leave. Then he went in (he had a key) and broght in his stuff and changed the locks and moved her stuff out. When the police showed up, he showed them the lease agreement and said he lived there and is allowed to change the locks. Done.
So based....
I'd like a link to the vid. I want to watch it.
@@steelheart538 I don't know how to link videos... but I'll look it up real quick and post the title of it...
@@steelheart538 the title of the video is How I Removed Squatters In Less Than A Day. The guys name is Flash 🤣 Not making that up! Hahahaha he says it in the first couple seconds. Enjoy 👍
@@hulkslayer626 thank you.
I love the fact that at one point she told him to lower the music to a normal level. Fortunately for him his normal level is probably louder than what he was doing.
The speaker gets upgraded in part 4. :D
bro, as an asian person myself, you don't tell another asain to lower their volume. that's their normal speaking voice XD
I would literally have ear plugs in
I don’t understand why they didn’t arrest her for misuse of 911. You can’t just call for any old reason.
Have to prove she’s intentionally doing it and intention is the hardest thing to prove in court.
$10 says she's posting all of this to social media, claiming to be a victim of abuse, and has a go fund me.
Ain't gonna work now that people with millions of subscribers have exposed her
@@mrjohnnyk And hopefully enough people recognize it so that no more renters rent to her.
@@mrjohnnyk look at our politicians if you don’t think people will believe absolutely anything they want to.
She must be, because Andy's used some videos from her phone's POV.
She might get a little e-beg cash, but I guarantee 95% of her money comes from the gov. The only thing she's clearly good at is gaming the system... and California is basically Very Easy Mode.
I work for 911 and let me tell you...We have a couple "Mary"s of our own and there was one who was on first name basis with all our Police Captains and had her favorites. One of them retired about a month ago some of his parting words over the radio were "I'm glad I don't have to deal with "Mary" anymore." She had a call in pending for a police supervisor (its at the point line officers aren't allowed to interact with her anymore). This "Mary" has also been trespassed from EVERY store in a 20 mile radius, can't take the public bus, EMS and fire have to be escorted to her house by PD, and has been told if she ever calls 911 for anything that is NOT an emergency she will be arrested for misuse...again. This "Mary" at least owned her own home (somehow) but she ticks all the other "Mary" boxes on display here. Fuck I hate dealing with "Mary" too. Glad I'm not an officer or have a "Mary" issue.
Mary is the new Karen.
Why dont we.... "forever sleep" these marys
@@TheRavencommanderor just arrest them for wasting officer's time
@@mac1bc yeah but then their out with a Desk appearance ticket the next day... that doesnt solve the problem of her robbing and scamming apparently the entire population.
The fact that squatters have rights is the dumbest shit ever.
Unless they try this downtown at a headquarters for a giant corporation, then it's illegal. Can't do this at commercial buildings, just private homes that technically have MORE right and regulations to protect against this type of property theft.
A long time ago bad people would fake sell land to farmers then when harvest would come up the original owner would lie and say they never sold it because they never filed a change of owernship of the land.
At the time the fraudster who legally owned the land also owned the crops. To fight the fraud they changed the law to whoever occupies the land at the time of harvest keeps the crops. Then you have squatters rights .
This was never the intention of the law
@@mangaas buy property zoned correctly and do the right paperwork and you too can have the same protections
squaters rights are there for legitimate disputes over property ownership. but I agree it's abused on open and shut casre
It feels like, in modern times at least, legitimate application of these laws is the vast minority of cases.
The fact that she has not been punished for squatting talks a lot about the 'Justice System' and here is the irony, I am a law student trying to be a lawyer.
Unfortunately we don’t have a justice system… we have a “legal system”
Abolish squatters rights
Nah. Just permit Castle Doctrine in all 50 states.
@@helarki4309 can't castle doctrine if squatters claim they live there
Abolish squatters rights
@@helarki4309 Won't need to kill someone if you get rid of squatter's rights. Relax, Jimmy.
Absolutely agree. It's an obsolete law. I speculate that they only reason it hasn't been changed is because it hasn't affected the wealthy and powerful....yet.
@@mjt1517nah. Illigally entering home means you forfeit your guarantee to life
as a lawyer i can promise you she has cost the state of california over the last 30 years well over 100 million dollars.. thats not in total monetary value either. We're not even talking about damages and attorney fees. I would estimate 200 million in total costs to all parties over the last 30 years. between private attorneys, state attorneys, police officers, judges, damages to homes, and most of all. the loss of earnings from all of those properties over the last 30 years.
Crazy how a squater can cost the gov that much. Wth are law makers doing? Aint no way they see this shit and say "yep, all seems to be in order"
@@slayerbllade it keeps some of the homeless off the streets
How come he can’t just lock her out when she’s outside ? I’m sure it’s some type of loophole within the law no ?
@@sterbo3187If she is getting mail, and has been there for a certain amount of time, she is considered a resident and it's actually illegal to lock her out
@@sterbo3187she can just break the locks and it wouldnt be illegal cus of squaters rights
Here in Brazil people are killed for much less than that. It amazes me that she's been doing this for so long and hasn't found anyone crazier than her
I'm sorry to hear that
It's a valued perspective, but certain freedoms are a worthy trade
Isnt brazil like the murder capital of latina america tho?
@@SolDizZoOther people being able to forcibly live in your home isn't freedom. Homeowners should have EVERY right to defend their family and property from people whom they deem a threat.
@@SolDizZolib
lol Brazil is crazy bro
"cause we are on easy street" HAHAHA SUCH PERFECT SONG IN THAT MOMENT THO
She gotta realize that "Andy is not locked in there with Mary, Mary is locked in there with Andy" 😂
There are no squatters living in the hood, they only pick nice neighborhoods. I hope yall know why. I can easily get rid of a squatter in my home
Same thing in the country
Nah technically there is. I live in La and in my apartment building some people don’t pay rent and get away with it for a decent amount of time. Some lady did it for 4 years
there are squatters in the hood they just know how to deal with them properly
And by they I mean-
It's true though.
They'd be dragged out, shit thrown out behind them.
And at least where I live, unless someone is hurt, the cops aren't even coming.
@@brizzey6917 she should be given a week to move out otherwise its trespassing simple as that never has to be a civil case the cops can easily deal with this.
Squatters should not have rights. If you occupy a space without buying it or renting it, you need to leave or be arrested. Its not fair to the people that actually work hard to live in their homes, meanwhile, these people just go to a random place and claim ownership without a single dollar spent.
Yeah that would be common sense but this is California where such logic never applies
The problem is they choose obviously occupied and in use properties instead of ones stagnating and being unused.
And they're going to destroy the space they occupy out of spite until you get them out. And they aren't paying for it, because they didn't have anything to begin with. Totally fucked.
Let them set up a tent in a public park or something.
@@Ranatoskthing is also these squatters rights laws are hundreds of years old, when homes were not as numerous and there were much more quickly built and then abandoned shacks around.
The cop said she called 10 times in 20 hours when he was telling they refuse to come back if she calls.
Hollywood would never adapt this as a movie, because it's so ridiculous, nobody would believe it was based on a true story.
Why watch a Holly weird reenactment of this for modern audiences when these videos are already perfect
I hope they get Asian Andy and SJC to play themselves in it. Just start up the camera and let it roll for 2 hours.
Hollywood would never sign off on the movie because it is demeaning to homeless people
Nah, current Hollywood would have her get removed by cops eventually and him go get her out of lockup after a week like, "I need you in my life."
Hollywood would put her as a brave arab woman and Andy as an entitled white man. She would harassed beyond until a court battle where she finally won the house for herself.
To answer how she affords a phone and data plan, she did not steal it. She more than likely goaded someone into doing something stupid once and sued them. Remember, she is a professional squatter for 30 years.
she literally prances around in stolen clothes with shoplifting tags still on in the front.
Obama phone
She def just got a free government phone
Squatter's right seems to be redundant.
Causing unnecessary stress for police and judges.
In which wasting more resources and tax payers.
I think that needs to be abolished.
This has nothing to do with squatter's rights. First, they take away the right to defend your own property and hamstring the cops. Then, anyone can just move in and feel entitled to live there without fear of being harmed. Squatter's rights have to do with taking over ownership of abandoned property and paying the taxes on them. They are two completely different scenarios.
@@banhammer3904 squatters rights shouldn't exist in the first place it should be up to the government to claim the unused property and pawn it off to a real estate company, its the only non-conflict way of dealing with the situation. Tenant protection laws are also too lenient, or just make no sense if you rent a house for a certain time frame and dont leave thats never up to the home owner to deal with someone elses poor planning, if you force them to leave early it should be a few weeks max to be able to leave and the police should have authority to make sure that right is granted this problem shouldn't be a civil issue ever. Whoever made the law is incompetent and its too widely used in commonwealth or previous commonwealth countries.
@@fourdeep6561 Purpose of squatters rights are to recognize improvements made to a property by people other than the owner. There is no reason why a renter should ever get squatters rights.
@@NotNotAsian it shouldn't be up to anyone else besides the owner to make improvements to the property.
@@fourdeep6561 Adverse possession laws are there for a reason. Who are you to judge them? Again, this AirBnB scenario has nothing to do with it.
I feel like there's a lot of squatters who have mysteriously gone missing and have never been heard of again.
when mary leaves they need to throw a 24 hour block party and invite all the cops that were ever called to the house. free beer and vietnamese food for the entire neighborhood.
amen
Why would they invite the cops that did absolutely nothing?
@yeo9969 they're victim's in this too. They'd toss her out if they could but they can't n have to deal with this shit. I'm surprised it's gotten this far without her being done for wasting police time at least.
Call it Banh-Mi and Brewskis.
She is gone and the neighborhood did fireworks
The cops response to him “sweeping” the shit up is sooooo fucking funny. How long is it gonna take you to clean this up? Lmao. It’s been a few hours probably at this point. Do you think that maybe that noise is just the broom hitting the door from him sweeping up? Fucking classic
Here in France it's really common, if someone live in your house for more than 48 hours before you call the cops you're screwed and it will take months to get your house back.
In some cases it takes more than one year.
And if you dare to expulse them by force/by yourself -> you go to jail.
More than often is years not months lol😂😂😂
also you always can find some "concerened citezens" online and for small fee they will "help" you with this problem.
One day some other sqatters will coincedentaly choose the same hause and "evict" previous ones. And than you will be able to change your locks.
@@ГеоргийЧерноокийStreet justice, is sometimes... appropiate and very effective.
damn that just sucks
@@DavearFont yup it took my family to remove a squatter more than 1 years in France... I hate this country system ...
He should make one of those whole house subwoffer. Where you add a subwoofer on a window, and your whole house shakes if its made of wood.😂
Squatting is a problem I HOPE I never deal with.. If a woman broke into my home and the police refused to do anything after I told her to leave multiple times, she would be DRAGGED out by her hair. I would never put my hands on a woman for no reason, and I do everything in my power to avoid it, but my job as a man is to protect my home, and your gender isn’t getting in the way of that. 😊
She could stay as long as she wanted in my house, as a ghost. We're spooky here in Kentucky.
Nothing a greased up man with a rubber mallet can't fix
Youd get arrested.
Annnnnd she will sue you and take your house.
@@lars7747Keep defending these idiots
Imagine he puts a bluetooth speaker inside the air conditioner vent so it travels everywhere in the house
Oooh I love that idea
I've done that
Why a speaker and not some unholy concoction that stinks like 🦨
But imagine you turning on your AC and instead of cold air it starts blasting random finnish punk-rock
Thats not how sound wave traversal works
At first, I thought Asmongold was crazy for saying that a police response costs $3500, but then I remembered that ambulance rides cost thousands.
A basic general search says that the call for police to answer a general property crime in Cali is around $1,500. Then, court handling fees slap on an extra $600. Asmon is off, by not by too much. His point still completely stands.
Here in canada, as a health card holder, an ambulance call is around 500 bucks. That's their "discount" for a health card holder. What a joke
@@slayerbllade That's more as a disincentive to call for unimportant things
It's free here
Bro wtf?? If we get into an accident of ANY kind here in NZ big or small that shit covered 100%, so I guess over there just don't get hurt or sick ae?
Tip: if someone is squatting in your house, don't call the cops first. If you do, all it does is establish that they're living there and you don't want that. Wait till they leave and change the locks and place a no trespassing sign on the property that's clearly visible. When the squatter comes back with police tell them that someone had tress passed on your property.
She 'rented' the airbnb, so she basically has residency as far as cops are concerned, it's a civil matter. She can only be thrown out with court order, which will take months. If you lock her out, she can just break a window to get back in, still a civil matter as she is a resident, the only thing you can do is to sue her for damages. She can even drill the door to get in, again you can only sue her for it. She technically isn't breaking and entering as she is a resident. It's like how cops can't arrest you for breaking your own window or door. Cops will do nothing but watch, it will take something on the level of her trying to set the place on fire or something for them to act, but if you put your hands on her and stop her from doing whatever she wants with force, you can get arrested. I know it's ridiculous, but it is what it is...
It's illegal to change the locks. If she has even one personal thing inside she could sue big time
@@Barndollar98bring it all by the front door in a box
@@andrewgil2850 she left her toothbrush under the couch and now you're in prison
It's insane that you have to put a "no trespassing" sign up to legally protect your house against squatters
If we lived in a real country, she'd have gotten a "sudden case of lead poisoning" 25 years ago. I get preventing unlawful evictions, not being able to just take the law into your own hands etc, but the idea you can't get someone like this out within 7 days and move on with your life is criminal in itself.
when lawful evil meets chaotic good
Chaotic good is the ultimate alignment
I mean, she’s literally breaking the law. She’s unlawful evil, I suppose!
36:25 Bro that's way too much, I did my own calculation and the result was about 1.2M in those 30 years. I don't know what type of weed you smoked to think that 2 hours of 3 police officers and a little bit of gas is going to cost 3.5k like wtf.
Horrendous math for sure. He thought he was on to something lol
The fact she's ordering Door Dash is mindblowing 🤯
I woulda ate it, and been like "it came to my house, move if you dont like it"
@@barelylewd4549😂
@@barelylewd4549 Eating someone's food is a very effective way to get them out. I have witnessed this tactic first hand
she’s probably getting money from government and possibly scamming disability
She can't leave... they'll change the locks. Mission fail
For squatters, pay someone else to break in and remove the squatter, you can't be in trouble because you're not the person who broke in, the squatter can't complain because its not their property, and make sure the guy who breaks in is gone before police arrive and they'll be fine.
Then the guy you paid starts blackmailing you under threat of telling the police that you hired him. He doesn’t want money, though. He wants to stay in your house indefinitely.
@@PinesmokeArtyeah- so the blackmailer can go to prison immediately? Your brain is incredible
@@PinesmokeArt how would that sound to the police if I didn't pay?
"Umm...so that guy did a crime cos he paid me, but he did a crime by paying me".
@@PinesmokeArtyou’re not very bright
@@PinesmokeArtthe fact nobody understood this to be a joke is almost as good as the joke 😂
The aftermath of this situation is actually unreal, she gets arrested for attacking another streamer, and they walk into her room and everything is basically water damaged, shit in the toilet and just lots of weird things
Water damaged because sjc spent ten minutes spraying a hose under the door. But it was actually nasty
😮
Will she have money for toilet paper and cleaning?
@@ApsmneShsbshu what are you talking about. I just saw sjc washing the floor like a completely normal person. I saw nothing wrong in that clip. She probably used it as an excuse to damage the room...
@@ApsmneShsbshu I forgot about that.
Could not find part 4 so i had to watch it without your commentary
If i came to my property and someone was claiming to live there they'd be leaving with a couple new holes in their body
You're going to jail for 20 years.for offing the new owner
The problem is that then your life will be ruined, charged as a murderer. I hate this sht
Yea you would be heading straight to jail and then prison for a nice chunk of your life.
In a box tho
She can stay in that house forever, buried under it.
I Love how at 4:44 he's politely pushed the oil back under her door for a few pushes... *stops* remembers why he's being obnoxious before slamming the broom into her door again loud af.
This has gotta be close to the most I've ever seen Asmon enjoy himself.
Close to the most?
"YOU PICKED THE WRONG HOUSE FOOL!"
During the 80s, a friend of my dad had his house squatted by 2 people. The thing is, that friend of him was working as a carpenter for years, and was making roofs most of the time. Guess what he did one day. That's right folks, he completely removed the roof from the house. Local forces didn't do anything because it was his house and he had the right to do whatever he wanted with it, and the 2 people, strangefully, left very soon after that. As it was in the 80s there weren't that much electronics as there is now so it was kinda easy to remove/protect anything from water had it rained during the night, but I couldn't imagine doing something similar this day with every electronic we have in our houses.
It's a shame he/we need to come this far to get his/our house back, but it is what it is I guess...
At least now we can make it entertaining thanks to this guy lmao
Can't be done in California. They can't even turn off the utilities
@@hardcorehage Can't you set your electricity plan to a minimum? That's what we do in Portugal. Squatters can't turn on the microwave without the lights going out lol
and with this you can now never convince me squatters rights isnt a retarted law.
There is one decent use case. If youve a crooked landlord who ups the rent and/or tries to remove you before the end date leaving you homeless. It needs to be refined.
@@jebronlames9000 or if you lived in some shit fo 50 years paying and maintaining like you owned it
They should do maintenance and remove her room door and sent it out to be fixed.
see you in court
Unfortunately it's kind of illegal to do that. There are still laws they have to follow. As unfair as it is, if they do anything like that that's considered illegal, now they're the ones that'll likely lose any court case to get rid of her.
12:24 cmon now, this is just funny 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
"SHES TRYING TO TOUCH a 15 YEAR OLD BOY!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Just wait for the next episode
The instant change from part 1-3 to 4 haha.
The perfect execution of follow the law as long as you can but provoke her enough to keep calling the cops so they eventually wont take it serious anymore and go full law breaking crackhead kick streamer in the end.
The best part of this is Asmon (as usual) making WoW references:
"They're trying to get her to the _enrage_ "
Police callouts 4 times a day as daily quests
she's a whole raid boss
"Oh they got aggro" lol
So specifically for property crime it’s $500 a visit which would still be millions of dollars over the course of 30 years
The squatter law is from 1670. The US Population then was reported to be 111,935. Approximate US Population today is ~345,800,000, 3089x the 1670 census. Calling the law archaic would be an understatement.
they still kept the laws from the british colony days? The states werent even united back then
The us didn’t exist in 1670
How was US population 100k then fi US wasnt founded until 1700's
The cops need to set up an outpost near this house so they can farm xp
😂 pin the comment already
All I kept thinking was.. "My" door.
Honey, that isn't your property, your house, your living room you're walking through. Not of it. You're trespassing, but you rented it once upon a time so somehow it's ok.
Shed be dehydrated and starving if she pulled this in my home. And I'd have a wavelength blocker forcing out wifi or cell phone calls.
He indeed did not watch it tomorrow 39:55
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO THE LAST PART GODDAMMIT!? I WAS ALMOST FINISHED
agreed where is the last part come on
He reacted to it on his twitch. The vod is still up if you want to watch it there
@@Nothing_but_a_Rookie Do you have a link?
You were almost finished..?! I'm gonna pretend like i didn't catch that lol
The stuff is so good. I just wanted to rewatch it, but it's gone.
'No, Mary don't leave, my content' 😂
An American tries to fight a Vietnamese on his home turf. Remind me how that played out last time.
Approximately 1 million north Vietnamese died. While just over 50k us soldiers died. Despite popular belief, the US still whopped their butt's before we decided to let south Vietnam fight their own war.
Farming xp if I remember
A squatter can call the police on you if you try to drive them out? California is a 3rd world country as far as I'm concerned.
The South Vietnamese existed... And the NVA got fked up according to body count
@@BillClinton228it isn’t just cali
An unstoppable object meets an immovable force works too, we don't think you have drain bamage, Asmo...
It is the same thing in France. One of my dads friend has a house in southern France that he rents. He has fix for this. If the renter refuses to pay the rent and squats, he can just turn off the system that evacuates water (which only him has access to) and to make the house unlivable until the squatter leaves. It takes like 2 to 3 years of legal action just to get the police and justice to do their job. Even if he has to renovate after that it's just less complicated.
Also my aunt who lives in France got her appartment squatted for 2 years. The guy destroyed the place and didnt have any legal issues, while my aunt had to renovate the place from her own pocket. That shit is crazy.
Let me guess
Immigrant ?
France being a cesspool to live in, episode 2137. Not surprising.
Asmon looks like squater in his own house
lol I think he looks like a product of his environment. He looks like he belongs XD
Your mom squats at Asmon's house
Who asked you?
@@RIDDIM_GOBLINno its the other way around. He makes what he is
@@rensetsume
The moment you mentioned California it all started making sense.
this is comedic gold. i literally just watched these vids and then yours pulled up right after. so now im rewatching with yall lmfaooooo
WE NEED A PART 4
It was up for a short bit and then taken back down without any reason given by Asmongold. He seems to have moved on and doesn't care.
Paid off?
its on twitch tv/videos/2250991481 at 4:16
@@somthingz3928 allegedly copyright struck by SJC. Plenty of reuploads are available though
Part 4 is available everywhere just look it up
he's trying to break down my door, don't you see the marks.
no mam i see no marks
door is covered in black marks lol
_once again mary we're done here_ 😂
Lmao they were so done 😂
It's a civil matter Mary it's a civil matter!
This was the best thing this year, Asian Andy made gold.
To say "squatters rights" is like saying "r@pists rights" or "merderers rights"
This blows my mind.
Lefty logic
I don't know how squatting laws are not even seen as unconstitutional
Part 4 is the main event when real life Trevor from GTA5 arrives! Pure insanity.
Sounds like Absolute Cinema, can't wait for Asmon's reaction on it
@@darkreaper2528 it got removed so guess we won't see it T-T
@@insanitygear4334 some people posted 1 hour vod of that, you can search it, there are multiple accounts that posted the video so it should be easy to find
@@insanitygear4334It's up and has been since last month.
@@insanitygear4334 you can see it just write asmongold react to it, it will be all parts to gether video
Is it not misuse of 911 if she keeps calling after she's been told to stop calling over a civil matter?
In most states, yes, but not that shithole.
Eventually she gets told that later and they won't pick up for her anymore
@@ps3beatswiithey literally threatened to cite her for this on video
She’s been doing this for over 20 years. She’s been cited but nothing is ever done.
@@alexschmitz3414 most owners don't go to this length they just evict
imagine becoming a full fledged officer expecting to fight crime and do good for society only to be told "you are now on mary duty for the next year" it actually might be a punishment for officers to be on mary duty
bro trust, he's not regretting it. better this than crime
@@leoSaunderstrue, this might seem annoying but it's far better than actual crime
09:01 Andy IS the pest control.
I love how Andy tried to stay within the law, and SCJ truly didn’t a flying fuck about the law
I’m convinced California is one giant GTA server
It is but it's pretty lame since they nerfed guns
Here we fucking go
this one is pure gold I cant wait for him to watch part 4
cops needed to make a spawn point next to the house 😭 this shit so funny
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"Lvl 99 squatter" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Spilling oil in common areas = booby trap , thats a federal crime ...
Removeing the front door handle = rendering living space unsafe , thats a crime .
Threatening his family = uttering threats , thats a crime.
In less then 3 min she commited 3 crimes one being a federal .
Shoplifting tags on her clothes
Intentionally locking someone outside their own home
Abusing 911
She assaults someone in ep 4.
Felony not federal.
She's always 2 steps ahead, but a kick streamer is always 3 steps ahead.
you cant be 2 steps ahead im going the other direction
I would order a case of Surstromming and instead of having a noise party at 6am, we'd have the 6am Surstromming can opening and pouring under the door.
But in the end you're damaging your own property
It is great idea but would backfire and the stench in this house would be unbearable.
The entire house would need to be vented for a week.
There's no way 1 cop call to the apartment costs $3.5k in taxes. What is that estimate based on? Shooting thin air? The average monthly salary for a cop in California is $7000, around $40 per hour. If we assume 3 cops go to the apartment each time, and every event takes 2 hours (generous), then that amounts to $240 in fees for the LAPD. Even if we double that amount to account for subsidiary fees, then every cop call costs approx. $500. Not even close to $3.5k. Going by the same numbers as 35:20, 250 incidents a year, for 30 years, that's a total of *$3,750,000* . So despite what she's doing, she is definitely not costing 10's of millions of dollars.
Who actually cares though 😂
It isn’t that deep lol
If you can't protect your property with some physical force, it's not really yours.
I mean the government can come up with any old BS excuse to take everything you "own", so nothing is really yours anyway.
I mean we have to pay property taxes so that alone makes it not our property.