I had no clue kids are THIS stupid..
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I'm just wondering how this dude found all of my ranked teammates in the same video
“WHO THE FUCK HAS THE BOMB!!”
🤣🤣🤣
😭😭😭
Yeah, He somehow interviewed all my Solo queue teammates when I’m about to rank up
😂😂😂 best comment ever
One of the questions he's asked is:
"Where is the Great Wall of China?"
"...Japan?"
"Yes."
Them: Japans in China right?
Host: Yes
its not real btw
far left education working exactly as intended
@@Fro609what is your favorite book to burn?
@@Fro609 Can you people go 10 seconds without making everything political?
I can't believe this interviewer just says 'yes' after every answer. That's gold.
the fact he can remain composed and not have jaw hanging or be laughing until he drops.
He's just saving himself a lot of hostility and arguments, like the "NO!" girl in the other vid.
And they're so dumb that they don't realise that he's joking/lying about them answering correctly. They actually believe that their ridiculous answers are right.
why argue with idiots...?
I worked at a hotel and we did things that we thought were ridiculous and a waste of time. We asked our manager why we had to do this and that...
His answer, "Becasue people are stupid. We must assume people are stupid. We must plan as if they are all going to be stupid."
If warning labels didn't exist, neither would these people.
You think these people read?
@@crown_7295Honestly they probably see the bright yellow WARNING label to mean it's lemon flavored 😂
petition to remove warning labels, bet we could even get these people to sign it.
They won't read those, and if they did they would ignore them for some sort of illogical reason. =)
If at any point in their family's history, parents would have had only one child, they wouldn't either.
George Carlin: “Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.”
Not how averages work.
The zeroes drag it down dramatically and it only takes a small amount of them to wreck the average.
@@freedustinThe joke
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That was how many years ago? Now multiply that by 50 for every year that has passed... and that's probably an understatement nowadays.
@@freedustinsatire and irony are even funnier when someone doesn’t seem to understand that it’s satire or irony. Thank you!
@@freedustin Natural Intelligence follows a normal distribution (check IQ), which means the arithmetic mean and median are identical, thus making perfect sense.
He should have asked what flavor of gatorade is best for growing crops.
I see what you did there 😂
It's got electrolytes!
Obviously Brawndo flavour it's got electrolytes its what plants crave
@@MSpotatoes It's what plants crave!
Brawndo, the thirst mutilator!
Went back to college in my 30's and was absolutely shocked at what those kids did not know. But also, I was shocked at some of the things that they DID know.
I'm in my 30's and might return to college. What did they know?
@@saphojuiced6243 I can summarize it like this: They knew things that require zero hands-on applications and absolutely nothing that did.
@@saphojuiced6243 In summary, anything hands-on they were utterly helpless. Every day things. Solving trigonometry, brilliant.
@@gnorley I didn't expect something positive. That's interesting. So, they've been learning a lot of theory, but, too little practice.
@@saphojuiced6243I’m 17 years old can say in my opinion, the reason a lot of us don’t have hands on experience in everyday things is that schools have made them seem unimportant. There is such a high priority on going to college that trade schools are not really looked for. There is also the fact that a lot of people my age their parents do things for them so they never learn how to do things. I’ve had to teach people my age and older how to use a broom, change toilet paper, EMPTY A TRASH CAN. I feel like a preschool teacher teaching infants.
Just remember the next time you want to "argue" or "engage" with someone online always remember it is probably one of these people.
en Gayge
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
you're more likely to argue with a chinese on the internet than any of these people. The chinese probably write better english than these people too.
I once got into an argument about whether the animal on TV was a baby porcupine or a hedgehog. The man said, "Sonic was a hedgehog and Sonic was blue."
Good advice
"How many days make up a year?"
"100 years"
💀
100 years Rick and Morty
Not rooting for the guy but the logic hurts my brain. So I'm going to go out on a limb here. Like an Erdtree length long limb. It is possible he reversed the question in his mind and maybe thought the interviewer said how many years can fit in one day. But even that logic does not check out unless he was somehow using Dr. Who math, and translating the years into minutes or something. Also perplexing is why didn't any one of them just say "I don't know". Smh.
I have not laughed that hard in so long holy FUCK LMFAO
It's fake
@@mandogundam5779 now that i think about its, since time is relative it actually is possible for 1 year to be 100 years. But thats the only context in which it could possibly be true, but i dont think thats what he meant when he came up with that answer. Still the only right answer in the video though albeit by mistake.
Oh and theres probably a planet out there that orbits its star every 100 years. Dudes actually a genius 😅
It's 10x worse on ANY college campus in the US. It's like they quit teaching them how to think and instead taught them how to feel. It's disgusting.
They also admit people based on skin color instead of actual grades.
@@martinsv9183
"You neva was been judged by yo skin colla!"
"How are you in college?"
Sure
Never taught them how to feel either, man
CRT
The "ten years ago" girl reminds me of that woman on Family Feud that answered "During what month of pregnancy do women begin to show?" with "October."
Most of the rest of them are like the two guys from the same family that answered "Name an animal with three letters in the name" with "Frog" and "Alligator."
Technically correct. They have 3 letters. And then some.
@@justinking6690 i am dying
"Name something you wear on your head"
"Texas"
In the defense of the family feud people, they are in a high stress environment and are probably being told they need to answer quickly. They know what they said was stupid once it leaves their mouth, but by then it's too late
Interviewer: Yes 😬
Cretin: Knew it 😏
🤣🤣
Dayuummm, this one sent my sides into orbit. The combination of everything in the second line is perfect *chef's kiss*
this shows they all live in a protected bubble full of fake people that never criticize them for anything they do.
bruh.. this can't be real... omg 🤦🏻♂️
casually feeding delusions
"No child left behind" in full effect
That's being followed up with SEL, social emotional learning, where math doesn't math and histories are rewritten.
They tried to leave no children behind, but decided it would be easier and more fair to leave them all equally behind.
Ok can we go back to leaving some behind?
Nah this has been the exact same long before no child left behind. Just look up old street interviews, this has been a crowd work bit since the 90s
Child is singular. They left ALL children behind. So technically they were correct
The fact that in United States are so privileged with so many options and yet they chose to be so freaking ignorant is absolutely wild.
Some of these kids live by the saying: "If you can't dazzle 'em with brilliance... baffle 'em with bullshit" (W.C. Fields)
Asmon repeating "it's not so bad"
No my dude, it's fucking abysmal.
You don’t even know why abysmal means without checking the dictionary.
found the guy from the video.
@@sdraulitolito44Abysmal means very bad or extremely bad, he used it correctly based on English grammar.
@@sdraulitolito44you put "why" instead of "what" in that sentence, my guy, unless yours was a joke, you got no point to make
@@sdraulitolito44you know even don’t why to speak.
My favourite part of this is the interviewer affirming the incorrect answers.
You get more answers that way. Plus most are basket cases that a street corner crash course cannot fix.
Yes
And I bet you not they'll think they're actually right 😂
The gay guy is just ahead of his time. 52 states will be the right answer once Ukraine and Israel become states 😅
You only piss people off by showing they are wrong.
"I would give that a pass" if they repeat the question, they heard the question, they just lacked comprehension of the question.
Bro took psychic damage from that last one
"i finished college" - that checks out...
You just need to memorize enough to get through the exam. After that F it.
Most college kids aren’t dumb. They are very smart in their field. Just lack common sense/knowledge
Depending on the degree and the school, I feel like a lot of college degrees can be easier than highschool.
@@oXRaptorzXo That's the problem.
hey
"It's hard to win an argument against an Intelligent Person. It's Impossible to win an argument against an Ignorant Person".
Ooh that's good
You are a wise man, 👏 you are right
"They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience."
Hands down, the wisest thing i've heard today.
Don't play chess with a pigeon, they will knock over the pieces and shit on the board.
The guy who said 106 cents in a dollar was including taxes. 😂😂
He gave both answers. 100 and 6 not 106. 100 pennies and Penny, nickel, dime, quarter, half dollar, whole dollar, for 6 types.
@@jessiejanson1528 Not really his answer was just 6 but he said it quickly after counting up the coins so he just didnt understand the question.
At 4:20, I'm pretty sure, given her body language and tone, that the other girl was saying something along the lines of: "There's 4 million just in this city...", actually correcting her friend.
They cut off that one girl. She was gonna say there is 4 million that live in that city alone. Im pretty sure.
Yep, that was what she was going to say. You can see the expression on her face throughout the video, and it is consistently "I knew you were a dolt - my 'dumb friend' - but this is apocalyptic. You might actually be dangerous."
@@princessofthecape2078 lololol
Yep agreed
She would have been closer to the right answer if she said 200, rather than 200 trillion. Wild.
There's one. Just me, and all of you are my hallucinations.
@@DruidEnjoyerno, actually, it’s just me, and the people around the world are NPCs that exist solely for my character development
It's more useful to think about the factor you are wrong by than absolute values in estimates like this. 8 billion is 40 million times 200, but 200 trillion is only 25000 times 8 billion. Her 200 trillion estimate is about 1600 times better than 200 would have been. If earth weren't limited in size and resources, it would be much easier and faster to get from 8 billion to 200 trillion in population than from 200 to 8 billion.
@@Gangrwastaken How do I know you're real. How do I know I'm real?
The guy posting this and making fun of them is what is wild, he thinks the national debt is "money that is wasted" and "getting our independence from France" as being "close if you think about it". smdh
These are the same people who have no clue what a woman is and cant name 10 books.
holy shit... there are ten books?
wdym Game of Thrones is not a book?
@@erraldstyler Game of Thrones is a book.
Just remember these people can VOTE.
So those are the people who post "Go read a book" when they lose an argument online.
Or the people who argue online…
I thought these were the ones who burn them
They are the ones who make claims with no citation or evidence and then tell you to do your own research as if they even know what research means lol.
The one who always reply:
“I Ain't Reading All That”
even when the paragraph is with citation from credible sources and argument is respectful.
I don’t expect those people to even study/read books. They expect that every fact can be explained in one sentence.
Doctor: "This man is crashing." Nurse: "It's OK, I have an octopus."
More like Doctor: "Start CPR I'm grabbing the adrenaline." Nurse: "What's CPR?"
Didn't get that till I heard. Shit computer screen has coffee on it... Worth it
LOL oh my God that made me crack up...
asmin doesn’t know oxygen
quick! hit the griddy
"Why don't you go outside and meet new people?"
People:
That moment when you're from Europe and you know all the U.S. related questions and they don't...
Not only are most of these people breeding, they're out breeding you.
Well, i guess the world needs warehouse workers.
Idiocracy
Actually not true. These are all urban city people. Urban birth rates are collapsing everywhere fast af and are much lower on average compared to Rural birthrate. Blacks for example who mainly live in cities in the U.S. used to have a birthrate much higher then whites 10 years ago but now our birthrates are about the same due to urban birthrate collapse the past 10 years worldwide and are trending to be much lower very soon.
Athiestic urbanites will die out and be replaced with highly religious, rural, high birthrate groups like the Amish/Mennonites if current trends continue which is likely.
I said something similar before I saw this you win kinda it’s terrifying isn’t it
Good thing intelligence isn't a genetic trait.
"Yes" I love it. Don't correct people, just let them go on.
"If your enemy is making a mistake, don't interrupt them" - Jason Statham probably
@@mityakiselev, guess again. It's Napoleon Bonaparte.
@@skipmin But in all seriousness, it was Albert Einstein
@@mityakiselev pretty sure it was joe biden
"There's a star for each state, so 51!" Puerto Rico just came in the house baby!
I need to go lay down! Thats the best closing line lol
The second girl didn't say it's 4 million, she said that is 4 million in this city so 8 million is impossible, she was actually the smartest one.
Good catch
still, there'r not 4 million people in New York (I assume it's where they were), more like 7 million
@gundabalf as of 2022, there's 8.3 million people in NYC.
19.68 million in the whole state.
Could have been in L.A. which has a population of 3.8 million so she would have been closer.
"DONT PUT YOUR HAMSTER IN THE MICROWAVE" -> "So it's okay to put my guinea pig in it, thanks!!!"
I often worry that the movie Idiocracy was actually a prophecy that is slowly coming to fruition.
If only, we have long since surpassed it.
Its a documentary.
the bad part is that it will be true but not for the people in charge
welcome to costco, i love you
100% only not slowly. Look at last weeks MTG AOC spat in US Congress for exhibit A
I hate how the guy with the microphone affirms their incorrect answers with "yes..."
IF THEY'RE WRONG, CORRECT THEM!
The black string vest + moobs + gunt is a great look
Best line of the video “ this is why teachers ask you to show your work”
The "teachers" have been part of the fucking problem for 60 years!
as a teacher I can confirm
Even if you show your work it won’t matter if they don’t teach you how to critically think or teach the important subjects. Why don’t we learn statistics over algebra? You’d use stats more in your daily life after highschool than algebra in the real world.
@@Tagerrun All the trigonometry, geometry, physics, etc that I took helped my immeasurably when I became a construction worker. I rose up the ranks far faster than people that were high school grads, or less. It even helps around home quite a bit, particularly concepts like leverage, thermodynamics, and much more.
@@Tagerrun You will not believe it. Statistics are based on algebra. Algebra allows to calculate so many things which you use daily like calculating the money you will pay for a loan
“Name all of the Kardashian sisters…”
They’d be able to answer that one real quick.
I don't remember even one of them...
Am I normal?
@@bobbobber4810 same
@@bobbobber4810I don’t even know who they are
@@ProtossOP Silicon lifeforms.
I've been watching his videos and he does ask that question and yes they can answer it incredibly quick. There's also a video of a guy in an academic dress and he can't answer the questions too.
This video was basically just an example of the bargaining and denial stages of grief, portrayed by assmongold as he grieves for the country’s average IQ.
6:23 My personal winner 🤣😂 Carbon, Nitrogen, Octopus.
"I finished college."
Get your money back
he paid for diploma, they gave it to him
Tax payers funded affirmative action not individuals.
comedy college
Probably around average intelligence for american college students nowadays.
@@JustapErson I promise you you’re not smarter than the average college student
TECHNICALLY America considers the Moon to be the 51st State but it's never been fully accepted by the world.
It’s never been accepted because the World doesn’t revolve around America and it’s delusions.
Best comment I've seen this month. 'Merica!'
Fun fact, astronomers actually just discovered that the Earth has a 2nd natural satellite, but it isn't large enough to be classified as a moon.
I was thinking the deep state, but yea you guys put a flag there so it makes sense.
@@dirtycash36the flag on the moon is white now
So its french
The fact that he's saying that some of these are not so bad is part of the problem. If you think Tokyo is a country, it is so bad, we shouldn't expect them to be even dumber and excuse bad answers by saying it could've been worse.
It’s still bad but it’s easier to correct the ignorance if there’s some conceivable logical path as to how one came up with their answer.
"Hard times create strong men, strong men create good times, good times create weak men, weak men create hard times"
We are in the "Good times create weak men" phase. Hard times to come.
Nah. We're in the weak men, hard times phase... Except we're not creating strong men this time.
That quote hasn’t been around long enough to mean anything, and the person it’s quoting is not accredited to anything. Life is hard times for everyone born without privilege, it always has and will continue to be that way.
@@Unacknowledged86 Hard times? There hasn't been a military draft in ages. All war has been voluntary.
America is extremely obese. Obesity isn't an issue in true hard times. Starvation is the issue.
Look at Maslow's Hierarchy of Needs. The "problems" people have now... are that on the tip top of the pyramid.
Hard times... are problems at the bottom of that pyramid.
@@curtismartin9054 Depends on what you consider to be "hard times". The youngest Americans right now are the first generation of Americans to be significantly poorer & worse off than their parents. It may not look hard to you if you're going by 3rd world country standards or "true hard times". But if you're going by American standards over the last 80ish years, this is definitely the lowest point.
Not even 1944 was a lower point than 2024 because everyone knew that it was a matter of time till America won ww2, the enemy was not your own countrymen, and the casualties were much fewer than covid. There was still a sense of optimism & hope for the future. And that optimism actually materialized during the 50s and 60s. There's none of that hope anymore. People expect things to continue getting worse (and for good reasons).
Naah, the Boomers and Gen X are the weak men who gave fемinism way too much power and created hard times for young men today when it comes to creating a stable family. And without stable families any country is bound to fall.
3:44 "...on Earth?" - she's actually just clarifying if she needs to include the astronauts in orbit or not in that total 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Maybe she was trying to estimate how many "Sapient Beings" there were likely to be in the known universe. Would be hard to do if asked on the spot in front of a camera.
To be fair it could have been in a select part of the world instead of the whole thing.
She had to include on Earth because some humans are zoo animals on other planets. 🧐 You didn't know?
Honestly that's a perfectly reasonable question. They could have meant "in the US" or "in this city" if she just didn't hear the question well and was asking for clarification. Given her other answers I'd assume she'd have gotten it wrong no matter what the clarification was, but simply asking for clarification is not silly.
@@altragI second that, making fun of that question just shows how dumb most yt comments are. Question could have meant earth, western earth, southern hemisphere, US etc it was the only question that actually made sense
One thing I have noticed is that they are not thinking in their head, its as if they just try to find an answer without using any logic.
Correct. The situation and non standard questions purposefully made to get your left brain to make stuff up.
Being put on the spot makes people forget the answers.
Then you create pressure to give answers. When you need an answer and one is apparent, your left brain makes one up.
Some people are good at bs some people aren’t.
The left brain will often come up with stupid things.
It’s not the logical rational side.
This sort of thing will happen everywhere humans exist
Single mother and no male parenting thinking
I mean I had no father and I got straight As in high school and got a degree in college and work in IT now. This type of thing is likely just shit parenting in general mixed with bad stuff like tik Tok @@beloved-child
npc coming up with random answer
Thats because the goal in school is to teach them what to think not how to think.
I like when they try to think. "COME ON BRAINCELL, YOU CAN DO IT".
"What does the "O" in the periodic table stand for?"
"Octopus." 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I was in highschool from 2012-2016 and i saw kids whod struggle with 4 letter words and stuff like that, i always thought to myself "how did you make it to highschool?"
I wouldn't judge if someone has difficulty learning in certain ways I've learned people are different and learn in their own way and not the school way.
Huh. Four letter words were the ones they didn't seem to struggle with when I was a kid.
@@PrincessofKeys if you're in highschool you should be able to handle any 4 letter words, if you can't perform at a highschool level you shouldn't graduate. Plenty of jobs don't require a diploma, yes people learn at different levels and all that but we shouldn't cater to them and hurt everyone in the long run, the goal should to be to make the average person smarter not dumb everything down or just accept them at whatever level they're at and never expect improvement
Cause schools just pass u now. No need to know stuff
@@GothJesus > the goal should to be to make the average person smarter
That's never been the goal for K12. The goal for K12 right from its inception was to make the average person more capable of following orders and working assembly lines.
During the cold war we wanted scientists (primarily scientists capable of working on nuclear bombs) so STEM became a more important part of the curriculum but there was no significant reinvention of the education system for that - it's still primarily geared to following orders and working assembly lines.
With the end of the cold war though, that need kind of dissipated. Right at the same time Reagan's economic policies were at their prime and what "we" wanted was now to move as much wealth as possible from the bottom to the top with vague promises that it would "trickle down" again. "We" now wanted people who wouldn't be able to understand that giving $100 to a rich person in the hopes that they'll "trickle" $50 back down is not a great deal for the average person.
We still haven't reconstructed the school system. It's still geared to following orders and working assembly lines, but those "assembly lines" are now burger flippers and door greeters - the service industry - rather than actual manufacturing.
Post-secondary is still geared toward learning of course. "We" went another direction there - just make it so expensive that the "bottom" can't afford access and will be left with nothing but their K12 and maybe a year or two of community college if they're really lucky.
It's all about control. Damned near everything that's wrong in the world is at some level driven by people whose main goal is ensuring you stay in your place. The STEM-focused era was a bit of a break from the pattern - they needed people to actually be smart rather than only smart enough to follow orders, so we got a couple of generations capable enough to actually understand what's happening and put up a bit of a fight.
They've been trying to stifle that ever since with policies like the classic "No Child Left Behind", but those smart people went ahead and invented the internet and now the newer generations have the ability to learn things that aren't being explicitly taught in classrooms. It's still to early to know how K12 will be adjusted to try and maintain control in the age of widely-accessible information. The whole "anti-woke" nonsense is likely part of it (not started for that purpose, but coopted by it as angry people are generally pretty easy to control - just give them a bogeyman to scapegoat and they'll do anything you tell them. The downside being that if you ever run out of bogeymen to give them, you will quickly become the bogeyman).
We'll probably see schools try to train toward gig work as the new "assembly line" if they can figure out how to do that before the growing backlash against the poor worker treatment kills the concept. Gig work has proven to be a massive boon for companies with questionable morals (so... pretty much all of them over a certain size) but that damned internet keeps letting normal people know how bad the idea has become for normal people. But still too soon to know for sure.
People keep saying it's a problem with the education system, but people who's parents value education at, themselves value the importance of education, and drill into their child they they should try hard and pay attention in school consistently turn out to be learned teenagers and young adults. You can give a kid the best school in the world, but if they go home and mom says "ah it's not really important" it won't make a difference.
"I want a nation of workers, not a Nation of Thinkers" - Rockefeller (Founder of Public Education)
its why they stepped away from critical thinking in 1992 and started promoting "emotional learning" instead.
Exactly.
Anyone who pays attention to this stuff and has kids in school will know that they absolutely _do_ go over this information.
Seriously, go through your child’s schoolwork. You will see for yourself they go over counting change, fractions, angles, order of operations, punctuation, spelling, conjunctions, prepositions, their state’s history, their country’s history, world historical events, chemistry, biology, astronomy, etc. … I see it with my own son’s work for high school. Granted, we are in a rural area, but by large, schools do still go over a lot of stuff … and those who claim they don’t were among the ones who didn’t pay attention or believed the teachers should have been the ones to do it all for them.
Teachers can only do so much. If the student isn’t going to pay attention, they can’t go out of their way to sit and speak to each and every student individually. It’s not going to be like pre-K for all of their school life where teachers help one individually one by one. They didn’t do it when I was in school in the 90s and early 00s, they’re not going to do it now … because it’s on the parents to keep up with their children when they’re in school and step in when they’re slacking with education. It’s on the parents to help them further understand something, and if the parents can’t do it … then get a tutor. Teachers can’t get tutors for students, that’s a parent thing, and parents get it when they’re involved with their child and their schoolwork.
I remember a lot of kids I went to school with having to have tutors. The parents had to request it as the teachers could only do so much. They were going over the work, but the students didn’t want to follow.
… way too many parents throw it all on teachers and then get mad at teachers when their child isn’t learning. You still have to work with your child outside of school, y’know … things revolving around education doesn’t begin and end with school. It has to extend at home with parental involvement if you want your child to do well. Many parents simply don’t want to anymore and will blame the system instead.
Now, add in our modern tech that does everything for us now. Calculations, cards and smartphones managing money for us to where we don’t have to count out change, googling everything to get an answer as opposed to actually having to research it - there’s even websites now dedicated to having students post a screenshot of their problem and someone answering it for them … they don’t have to do anything themselves. We’ve taken convenience at the expense of common sense and intelligence.
Pair it with parents not caring about their child’s education due to their own selfish outlooks on how they think the education process should be (ie: “it’s a teachers job to do that, not me”), a lot of these students are doomed from the start … and they grow into teens and young adults like we see in this video.
@@TwoBs Truly. I agree with most of your points, except the question-answer sites which have their own advantages, and disadvantages which you obviously pointed out. It's all about the balance after all.
Parents not getting actively involved with their child's education, instead of just paying the school and tutor and later blaming it on the teachers when the students don't score much is one of the major issues. I'm from India. I see my sisters teaching my nieces even if they don't want to go to school that day. They force them to do the homework, properly. It's beneficial in the long run, after all.
@@laxminarayanbhandari855 Yeah if parents aren't involved then you are basically leaving it up to chance whether or not your kid grows up ignorant. Your influence in getting your kid to stick at school has to outweigh so much, and you need to keep at it for YEARS. You can't just stop trying when it looks like they're on the right track. Keep the encouragement and the support up for as long as that child is in education. Even if they leave to learn a trade and don't go to college, a basic high school education is worth so much.
The question about the war of 1812 is like the game geoguesser. Who ever is the closest!
"Octopus". My son would be disowned
"What year was the war of 1812 ?". I love these questions, man. In France there a well known one which is "What color is Napoleon's white horse ?". It's funny to see how much people trip up on such a stupid question.
Same exact question but in Spanish too.
It’s too easy. It confuses people when you give the answer in the question.
It does help to know the war of 1812 though. 1820 is a decent answer. Close enough for any other war.
The rule I learned in history is to not get it wrong but try to get as close as possible. So exact date>decade>century.
1820 would have maybe got me some points maybe but I’d have also been made fun of(it’s obvious what the date is. Getting it wrong isn’t that big a deal and wrong answers are remembered)
We have the same question in Portuguese, but it's sometimes used as a trick question because "white" could be either the horse's color or name based on how you read the sentence.
tbf the 1820 answer was alright the war could have ended then. Question didn't ask when it started
@@snapple4ppleYou need to understand AI language models somewhat to grab the essence of the answers. (My perspective, others are valid, that one is just better because on the actual fields that work with humans you cannot work it out without being labeled with words) If the data base is non existent, and the algorithm is g@rbage, the results will be random or just something they associate with the question.
Now translate it to humans. Those people did not accumulate a big knowledge base, at best they learned answers for a standardized test and have thrown those out afterwards. Their reasoning skill is also near non existent. That is something that some people have near naturally, and others need to train it. The last part would be even understanding the question...
The results are as you can see. And Asmon is also able to see how some of the results were reached.
Theoretically, you could make a lot of those people "smart". And I bet they are functional members of society in a role they have put more hours in than at proper reasoning, critical thinking and knowledge collection.
"Octopus"!! I can't breathe. I have not laughed like this in decades.
The forbidden element Octopusium.
@@fanis1414 dangerous octopussy
Yeah when he said that shit I lost all faith in humanity. Like what?
I wish I laughed at this video 😢. It made me angry, instead lol
Of course you can't breath. It's the lack of oxygen/octopus 🐙 in your lungs.
That deadpan "yes" gets me every time 😂
3:45 Come on Asmon, there's like 5 people on the ISS 😭
"7x3=105" my nigga who graduated from college LMFAO 😂😂😂
tell them to solve/explain y = ax + b
So the n word is allowed in yt?
@@RichyRich2607 welcome to this dystopian world where profanity is acceptable depending on the color of your skins. These words are socially acceptable when used within the black community.
asmon calling out people for counting wrong but he thinks 3x3 is 6 HAHAH
@@RichyRich2607 it shouldn't be more concerning than total stupidity of young people tbh
Movie "Idiocracy" isn't a fiction, it's a documentary at this point.
Give it 50 more years and we will be there for sure. People named Mountain Dew and Coca-Cola will start popping up everywhere :)
same with Demolition Man movie from 1993
Always has been
And you copied your comment from a dozen different accounts. You are not being original.
@@DrumNBassed same with your comment
_"So, this kid can vote, right?"_
You took the words right out of my mouth.
The Facial Expressions of the interviewer is the best part! LOL
they live like ubisoft characters, just moving from one marker to other
That is so stupid. They can't even answer that simple question. "Who fought in Civil War?"
Answer: Captain America. Duh. It's titled, "Captain America: Civil War"
Pfft
This is funny 😑
I would take that answer compared to what they said
@@Gangrwastakenwhat do you mean? Its in the history books
Technically you could say almost any country and you'd have a good chance of being correct. There's been hundreds of civil wars throughout history. As long as you only named 1 country.
@@kari2570 Im from the Europe, but the English language is very specific in the way "the" is used, and in this context it is used to specify one single war. USA's civil war, because the interviewer asked "who fought in THE civil war" within the USA, so the only logical conclusion is that they are speaking of the war between the Union and the Confederates.
Its kinda like asking "who fought in the Winter War" while asking it within Finland, like yeah every country had their wars in winter, but in Finland there is only one specific "Winter War", thus using "the" in the sentence.
"I need to go and lay down"
the fountain of "feel good about urself"
You wonder why microtransactions work so well on people...
I love drinking 2 Hydrogen 1 Octopus
Oh that classic, dihydrogen monoctopus? Great drink!
That's why water clings to things.
Does it ever taste kinda inky to you guys?
Even though you write it out as 'H2O' you would actually SAY it as 'DiHydrogen Monoxide' ('di' is the prefix for two/twice/double, and 'mon' (shortened here from mono) is the prefix for one/only/single) and oxide is used to refer to a compound element (when multiple molecules are attached) that involves oxygen attaching to another element, in this case two molecules of hydrogen bonding to a molecule of oxygen.
Not saying YOU don't know this, but the premise of your joke relies on a misunderstanding of how you verbalize the names of these compounds, and I hope someone gets some value out of this. :)
@@michaelmarsh1723 i don't believe anyone here said the contrary
never before the word "bruh" came to my head so many times in a short period of time
To be fair I'm pretty sure the "4 million" girl was referring to the number of people in their city or something.
1 million seconds: Approximately 11.57 days.
1 billion seconds: Approximately 31.7 years.
1 trillion seconds: Approximately 31,709.8 years.
Thanks google
Then think..... There are single people in America with hundreds of billions of dollars
@@cacaulaymulkin7724 Then think... Dumb people vote with their emotions. And this combination made communism and national socialism (nazism) to born as a ideology.
people always think they know how much a billion compared to a million is but its actually soooo much more then they can imagine dont even start comparing it to trillion its insane
THAT is the best way to put the numbers in perspective I've EVER seen. I know what those numbers are, billions, trillions, etc, but never really could picture it in my mind until this comment.
That movie Idiocracy was prophetic….
I thought that exactly after Trump was elected 😂
@@EJH783 and yet made a better president than the current muppet
@@EJH783 Then your thoughts are exactly how they want it to be. Dig a little deeper. But after watching a few of these videos, there is no hope for your country.
Idiocracy is a documentary.
@@burningpipe2627 Sure only if you want to inject bleach.
When I go play bar trivia, videos like this give me enerrrrgy
"so this kid can vote"
damn
A coworker once told me about one of her previous jobs, she was training a seventeen year old girl how to be a cashier. Turns out, the girl had no concept for legal tender. She had zero idea how much quarters dines or nickels are worth. Seventeen years old and she can't count change.
does USA have no numeration on coins? otherwise its just simple addition until you get full percent
@@Aiveqnope
@@derpishthemememerchant5838 guess designers of a print were not smart either
To be fair, they’ve grown up in an era where hardly anyone even uses change anymore. Everything is either on cards or digitally over money apps where they never have to count out change - just swipe or scan their smartphone and they’re off. That or they just enter the amount and be done.
My teenager talked about how the high school they go to has vending machines in the halls (they’ve been there for years), and so many of them come up asking why the machine doesn’t have an option for cards. He said he’s had to get stuff from the machine for friends because a number of them didn’t know how to count out the change or flatten the bills to put it in correctly.
His teachers definitely went over it as I remember him going over it all in elementary and middle school with all the paperwork and taking change out at home and having him go over the problems, it’s just these kids don’t really have parents that do that or use it in their every day life anymore to get used to it to where it becomes muscle memory to see a quarter and immediately know 1/4 of a dollar that is 25 cents, a dime being 10 cents 1/10 of a dollar, nickels being 5 1/20, etc.
One of the setbacks of our tech. We have all the information out there, but we have things that automatically do things for people to where they’re more accustomed to that and prefer it over “ew, manually writing out a math problem and solving it? I can just use a calculator” - life on easy mode at the expense of intelligence.
It’s in the curriculum in primary school.
I know because we have no child left behind and common core.
What country is Hawaii in? "Oh it's that Spanish Sh*t" 😂
He probably though about Ibiza, for some reasons.
@@ssebasgoonah he has no concept of the existence of ibiza. as a venezuelan i've had americans call me hawaiian before
@@ssebasgooBro doesn’t know what Hawaii is and you think he knows about Ibiza 😂
zackyrawrr _”questions to ask tectone next podcast”_
-*yes*
11:39 he said 6, he just adding them up communicatively
Tbf, I think that lady might of been referring to the moon phases (there’s 8 not 6) cause it would be really hard for even a crazy to look up at the night sky and say “yea there’s 6 moons”
maybe she thinks that each phase is a different moon
There's a moon for each day!
Or she is counting the 5 quasi-sattellites of Earth as well as the moon.
6 moons, one for each day except sunday cause it's sunday
Fair point. He could be asking leading questions to get these types of responses tbh
I like how Asmon is basically going into the teacher mentality of trying to help them.
He knows the answer is wrong, but he's trying to give them at least a point for participation or being close.
Yeah but that’s the reason we have ppl like this nowadays
Sometimes it’s the thought process not memorizing that’s important.
The interviewer just validates and isn’t helping.
Well he did one time but the guy was stuck on his previous answer because of the validation.
@@jeremymullens7167 The interviewer is validating them because most dumb people will walk away or argue with you when you make them feel dumb.
@@jeremymullens7167 it doesnt matter, The interviewer cant fix an education for for a country of 350 billion people
sometimes his approximations can be pretty funny. its like asking who is Joe Biden, and the answer is:
-He is someone in the government...
-Like who?
-Like secretary or something..
-Ok, close enough
0:24 To be fair he didn't specify which civil war
I earned a GED, but somehow all of these people went to and graduated college that I'll never be able to afford, however, they are all deep in debt, qualified for Credit cards and voter registration but can't figure out the only possible way to get out of college debt. 😂😂
I sometimes can relate to some of these people because I was very uneducated until the 5th grade where I had to learn how to read and write. I basically got a crash course of all the basics from K to 5th grade. My parents did not care about my education and there for I didn't, until the 4th grade where my teacher was very concerned about me not being able to read the most basic of words. I can't say these people went through what I went through but I do try my best nowadays to be as informed as much as I can. Heck even I know who fought in the Civil War, when we got Our independence, and how many States we have in our Country. I honestly couldn't tell you what 3×3×3 was off the top of my head because like I said I basically had a crash course in the 5th grade to learn how to at least read and write before getting sent to Middle School. It's embarrassing for sure but I'm trying to be as educated as much as possible.
Ur projecting your emotions Into this comment.
@@zxx3762 uh yeah?
@@zxx3762 You're projecting your ignorance into this comment.
Go you ❤ keep doing your best 💚 that's all we can do 🍻
We need to start imposing tests that ask simple questions like these and if you can't score high enough, you shouldn't be allowed to vote.
That was done historically to keep black people from voting in the south.
With that historical baggage that is unlikely to be taken well.
*live
@@Neelo5000you only need food , air and water to live
How many states are there? At least 4...
Solid, Liquid, Gas, and Plasma.
Octopus killed me 💀
"What does the letter O stand for on the periodic table?" "her her her ehrrr, Octopus?" I can't even....
Always thought it was oxygen.
@@ceu160193 You are correct.
Their vote counts as much as yours.
Let that sink in.
That is why wealth and education census were a good thing.
Biden voters for sure
Yea none of them matter past local... Maybe not even local in some place
@@DavidBarryOfficial Sure, but let’s not act as if the right doesn’t have voters just like this … ones who are old enough to know better, even.
See: AI “I made it myself with my own hands” Shrimp Jesus and how so many boomers fall for clearly generated photos.
Saw one posted on Facebook that was obviously fake and meant to mock the left as it was rainbow flags and dyed haired teens/young adults holding up protest signs that someone generated to read how free speech needed to be ended, guns need to be taken away, how teachers should teach about trans issues, and that Israel needed to be destroyed, etc. VERY clearly AI.
The amount of comments that had so many boomers asking where this protest was, how Biden supports this, how communism has infiltrated America and taken over academia to make the youth protest such a thing, people arguing over how free speech is what allows them to protest - just a bunch of heated comments getting upset over a fake image … and when someone points out that it’s AI? “Yea but this still happens so my point remains” too proud to admit when they took the obvious bait.
Our society as a whole has an issue with basic education and common sense, and it’s definitely not exclusive to one “side”. Plenty of people against Biden that are just as equally stupid.
And they all vote one way. And they'll call a 50 year old welder "uneducated" for disagreeing with them.
Our country is doomed.
It's the "... yes." of pity.
To be completely fair to the 51 states dude, I have had a lot of teachers try to teach that Washington DC counts as its own state, and that there are in fact 51 states in the US. When I graduated elementary school, this was ingrained into the core memories of about half of my classmates, and many of them made it all the way through high school without somebody noticing or realizing to correct it
ffs so that´s where the discrepancy stems from? That Washington DC isn´t considered an actual state.. There´s 0 percent reason to feel superior to someone saying 51 states then, not imo but as a fact.
The 55 states dude was probably thinking all of the territories were states too, like Guam, Puerto Rico, etc.. That stuff confused me as a kid.
Also, I just checked on google, and one of the first few links asks the question "What are the 52 states?" Alongside, 51 and 50 links.
It's 50 states. The rest are territories or districts. DC is a district not a state. It doesn't have a governor. States have governors. Territories cannot vote in a general election for the US Presidency.
@@animeweng I'm aware of this, but what the guy above and I were pointing out was that a lot of teachers do infact teach kids this, and if its locked in the brain as fact young, ita not going to change without someone sitting them down and pointing it out
@@lynnthomas8457 Yeah, those teachers should be fired or have to take tests every few years to make sure they are not teaching false information.
“When was the War of 1812?”
“1980s” I died. Ain’t no way. 💀
Yes. The 1984 WWII memorial is very impressive.
It’s the same type of questions as “how far will you get if you drive at 60 mph for 60 minutes” or “what is heavier a pound of lead, or a pound of feathers” a lot of people just brain-melt when asked something like this.
@@TheThewhatnow sucks 2 suck
@@thegreenxeno9430I remember playing Nazi vs USA on my Gameboy when it was released right after the war around 1989
Well he was in the right century!
Crazy to think one was square riggers and cannons and the other was f16's and icbms...
"how many people are on the planet"
"are we including the people on the ISS?"
this is a joke, i dont know the actual number of people on earth. its constantly changing
3:45 Actually is a good question because she wants to be precise and she doesnt want to count the astronauts living in the ISS. 🧑🚀
The american education system working as intended
teacher shortage of 100K, no problem 😂🎉
Even Asmongolds comments aren't free of it... Boy, we expect better
@@JerryMetalthis is not a ”teacher shortage” problem..
This is obviously a dumbass problem.. or do you suggest that one needs to be taught the war of 1812 was? Or what the third month of each year is?
@@oscargallman4178 go ahead and think they don't need to be taught. They are autodidacts
@@JerryMetalwho would want to teach a class in America when kids are undisciplined as hell 😂
We really need a new game show called "Are you dumber than a college student?"
The host just has a bottle of scotch next to him at all times.
the interviewer reminds me of Uncle roger's "Is this burger halal?(its pork)" Yes. LMAO
Guy who got asked how many minutes in an hour was ROARING HARDCORE!!
That moment you realize Idiocracy is now the scenario where people are actually smarter.