I mean in essence I assume it was. Not literally, but Disney do tend to hire a lot of female writers who have the maturity of a middle schooler, so... probably.
This isn't even worth the bandwidth to pirate lol... Let alone to pay for it. I don't even have any subs to any of these paid TV channels. Hell, I don't even think I would take money to watch this.
star wars was always shitty melodrama and bad acting inbetween cool set piece sci fi battles and sword duels star wars fans got all that they wanted and look where it ended up, this should be a warning to every fandom to not let normies dictate the direction of the setting
Absolutely. We don’t need gay Space Marines, female Primarchs, transgender Orks, or girl boss Commissars single handedly killing Daemon Primarchs, Wraithknights, and C’Tan shards.
I see the witches have finally reached the intelligence levels of ancient civilizations here on Earth, being able to count in the same way and just as high as they could, "1, 2, Many"
"I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of fans suddenly cried out in cringe and were suddenly silenced. I fear something terrible has happened."
Completely unrelated, but if you want more disturbing content like the human centipede then you should check out a playlist called scp foundation from a channel called the exploring series.
Only casuals and non fans think this killed Star Wars. Us *real* fans know that it’s been dead for half a decade now. This is just beating a dead horse.
When I finished watching “The Last Jedi”, I knew the franchise was dead to me and I didn’t even bother watching the last film. And even when I tried watching the baby Yoda thing, it didn't feel the same and I gave up halfway through the series
The Disney apologists wont stop supporting it. They think that just because Disney owns Star Wars that any of the nonsense they put out is legitimate and everyone should just follow along. It doesnt matter how bad it gets they'll keep buying it. Its hopeless for them.
Original 3 were the only good ones, that is all that we need anyways instead of endless sequels. Make new interesting stuff instead of trying to milk anything out of it.
you know, there used to be an old saying. "The customer is always right, in matters of taste." This is where we are, now that entertainment companies have forgotten that.
More like: "we won't be confident in our ability to totally control people unless we can dictate matters of taste to them and make them say they like it". Under communism how it wasn't enough to make people agree to not fight for control or disagree with those in power, it was making people say things out loud that they did not believe to be true. Honestly, if people actually acquired a taste for it, they'd change it to something else they didn't have a taste for and force them to say they liked the new thing that they don't actually like.
It's fitting that the assassin is the Force child of two lesbians, because burning down your coven in a temper tantrum just screams "fatherless behavior."
Vader had adopted the brats and recruited the witches, even in The Battle of Dathomir, we see witches do their thing and a lot of them in old lore used men as toys and just get magically pregnant, some of them are black others yellow or ashlike skin. Nothing new nor woke shit here, just nice old legacy lore back to the main franchise.
It was the moment Disney bought the IP and decided they could do better than the literal decades' worth of EU lore. They had the next 20+ years of movies and shows right there already written that would have pleased fans and casual viewers alike.
Forget about it being Star Wars for a minute. And just appreciate the horrendous acting, writing and choreography that went into this scene. What were they smoking? I've seen better screenplay when I was in middle school during our talent show. Fucking A.
Honesty of all the nonsense in the episode what bothered me the most is that the one witch created life with the force. Especially since George Lucas established that when a SITH LORD tried doing the same thing the force said eff you and created the chosen one.
If you still think that’s a valid criticism then it shows more about your ineptitude and inability to understand or consume the lore of the series for whatever reason. Read the comics. Watch the in between series. Stop riding the Disney hate train like a middle schooler lmao. It’s pathetic.
@@TheSCPStudio you are pathetic. Read what? Dinsney cancelled whole EU you bozo, dozens, and dozens of books, and replaced it with thei shit, where writers have to literally walk on their ears to make the crap screewriters write somewhat coherent in the books now.
@@racingraptor4758 Who is gonna jail him? The judges of the same tribe who get their pensions funded by him? A mayor who gets his campaign sponsored by Fink? The Sons of Liberty had the right idea
I love how this chanting sequence is supposed to show off what special community the witches have, when it feels like it was taken straight from one of those self-discovery scam seminars where you pay 10k to sit in a forest with other people for two days.
@@LawfulBased Nah man, this isn't even woke anymore, its so bad woke went back to sleep and died. This is the literal crap woke expelled the moment it passed.
honestly im taking what it works, like the First Order SDs, i think it was Resurgent Class?, The Onagers Siege SDs, the precursor to the Mandator IV, and a few other nick and knacks and leaving the resto to rot on the curb. FRAK DISNEY, AND ITS CANNON
“Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Kathleen the Inept?" "No." "I thought not. It's not a story Disney would tell you. It's a Sith legend. Darth Kathleen... was a Dark Lord of the Sith so powerful yet so inept, she could use the Force to influence the midi-chlorians... to ruin... everything. She had such a knowledge of the dark side, she could even take awesome ideas for star wars media… and ruin them" "She could actually... make everything she touched bad?" "The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities... some considered to be unnatural." "Wh- What happened to her?" "She was so powerful, the only thing she did was... enrage everyone. Which eventually of course didn’t matter. Unfortunately, Disney was so focused on profit and ridiculous inclusion, that she managed to ruin the Star Wars Canon. It's ironic. She ruined everything, but kept her job." "Is it possible to stop this lady?" "No lol, disney makes cash from the toys and stuff”.
Cringe. Kathleen brought us all the good stuff and the bad stuff since 2012. George hired her then sold to Disney 6 months later. Stop blaming the person who takes the orders from Darth Mickey. If she refused The Mouse and their formulas, then she'd be out like anybody else.
We already had a covenant of female witches that used the force. They were called the Nightsisters. We actually liked them. Why the fuck would they make a new one
Because originality in Hollywood is dead, because the director of the show and president of lucas film absolute have to make it about themselves, and because these are lazy bitches who took 180 million to make a show and used 179 million on themselves.
Because modern days Regisseurs learn in university in the first two days that pissing on the fanbase, and screw with everything is the new standard. Its Not about money. Its about how many people can i get angry and depressed.
They do it to keep the rights on the IP. If they didn't bastardise the franchise with a recurring iteration, the IP would fall into the void of public domain. They gotta churn out some form of garbage with the IP framework or they lose the copyright rights.
@@AnOldEnglishBloke It would be easier, way cheaper and way less damaging to the brands to simply churn out a short-run kids cartoons than whatever they're currently doing. The gross mishandling of the company has gone on for so long at this point that anything but malicious intent is beginning to look unlikely.
@@SleepyFen *It's just pure-incompetance - they're not purposefully sabotaging themselves by putting out nothing but trash - but STILL literally don't understand the IP they bought and they don't know what they're doing.*
I don't understand where it went. Not makeup, costumes, effects, choreography, writing. Lee Jung - jae (squid game) has to be getting a 100mil check for this, it's the only logical answer
$22 million an episode. That's almost two Godzilla minus 1 per episode. Also this is on a streaming service, no TV ads, no DVD sales, and little to no merchandise will recoup the cost of this show. They'd have been better off burning that money.
@@kalkhalinzhui1753 Just Google it (in incognito mode). There's a million articles about it and some inage results. They seem to have hidden some of the more egregious examples tho..
Disney is promoting children taking drugs. Spice in the Star Wars universe is a hardcore drug, and the children wanting spice treats is quite literally them doing drugs. Either that, or those hacks making the show don't know a damn thing about Star Wars.
They probably watched Dune, saw how popular it is, and thought spice was a good thing. That ain't Dune's fault btw, that's just the writers thinking Dune spice is the same as Star Wars spice 💀
So in the clone wars cartoon they actually did introduce the Nightsisters. They use the Force in a different way than the Jedi or the Sith and don’t like either of them. Both Darth Maul and Ventress are from the original Nightsisters species but were eventually trained as Sith. But like the Jedi, Sith, and Mandalorians, any species can adopt their culture, and humans in the SW Galaxy have basically found a home everywhere.
@@mudshovel289 I like the idea of dark side force users or regular force users from separate cultures that use the force in their own way, but ultimately the Jedi and Sith should be the pinnacle of what the force is capable of. I have no idea why these hack writers are making the nightsisters do shit that is super special
@@mudshovel289 Yeah but Filoni didn't advertised the Night Sisters of Dathomir as the greatest thing ever just because they were powerful women. All the Dathomir lore is great but remember than Even George Lucas was involved throughout the creation of The Clone Wars. This whole new witches thing comes just from the mind of Lesly Hedland (or however it's written) and just exists to contradict already established lore by Lucas.
I miss the days when Star Wars wanted to actually unite and entertain the fans the best they can with every project. Back when Lucas and co. were still in charge....
@@richcast66 modern media thinks it's the other way around. lol. they think they are the hand that feeds, and that we are biting them. that's why they are acting the way they are. they feel offended if we dont like what they make
Me too. But it is his fault for: a) not researching the IP for which he is being payed a lot of money to act in (“research”.. because it’s just watching the damn movies and paying a minimal level of attention) b) lying about being a fan.. I mean.. c’mon. One thing is to like Star Wars and not remember the name of one character or something. Another is to say “yeah, I’m definitely a fan!” And then say Anakin blew up “a Death Star”. (Btw notice the “a”, Not “The” Death Star as well. “A” like there was many.. you know, just one of those “many things lying around the galaxy and shooting those light beams things..” probably.
@Daniel__Nobre for your last statement that's not that big of a deal that he said A instead of the. There were two different death stars in the originals and one in the sequels. It's not that big of a deal
So far Warhammer has only done one small thing in one document, but I shudder to think about what they can do with new shows on Warhammer Plus. So far it's been good stuff but as popularity grows, the incentive to make terrible, forced-diversity slop will grow along with it
...and then it blames others for everything bad that happens. Tolkien shares his wisdom with us so we can think further. Modern "writers" demand that we think exactly how they are ordering us to think... and become enraged when we refuse, decide to think on our own.
Hot take: this is the most based Star Wars episode ever. It says that two women can’t create life without dark witchcraft and that a fatherless home leads to unstable children and a complete breakdown of the family. Based Leslye CHADland.
Tinfoil hat time: a woman in Hollyweird for 45 years probably has dirt on everyone. Letting her make garbage like this is the price of her silence. I know it sounds crazy, but what other explanation is there? SW hasn't turned a profit in a while, Indy 5 lost nine figures, and Willow was outright removed from D+ because it was so bad. She can't still be in charge based on her results.
I really don't understand how these media producing companies haven't realized forcing shit stories for the sake of political agenda is never going to get a good reaction. Then they act like everyone's homophobic, sexist or racist? There's forever been different ethnicities, genders and sexualities represented in shows and movies. 1990-2010 has so many I loved watching growing up, no one complained then because they weren't forced, therefore making them crap
1. "The Mission" consumes every moment of their life, 2. Its a built in excuse when they ultimately fail because they are bad at this job because they were only hired because of point 1.
They do not write it to convince. They write it to shame you from expressing your honest opinion, and believe you are alone in them. It is basically Pravda from the USSR. They know they lie, you know they lie, but they keep telling lies anyway.
Hubris. They can't be wrong since their goal is good and for the greater good. You see the same mentality in religious fanatics that will stone their own child to save their soul for "through greater good." The Salem witch trials was fuelled by this mentality. These people never stop to think or ask if they have become the monster they fight or worse because they are on the side of good. They act like it's the 1950s because acknowledging none of what they push being needed makes them worthless.
I fucking hate that episode but at least I could still stomach it knowing that it was just a one-off appearance, and honestly I didn't even know who Lizzo was when I watched that episode.
ok so i was thinking that black people should just make their own movies instead of plastering their image onto white characters but then i thought well isnt that what you white people did to jesus? for it's written he will return with feet colored fine bras that has been in a furnace. you guys are barely getting a taste of what it feels like when we were bombarded by white people in the entertainment industries especially porn which is 95 % caucasian and jewish males like how do you think that makes us feel that for more than 100 years yall been promoting your skin your blue eyes as women never compliment us unless we are tall to make up for the fact that we dont have blue eyes? just because now your being bombarded with black or darker people for what? only 5 years since the woke went viral, oh no we have to put a stop to this because you're furious. just endure the flames as we did fkn winers!
@@eeveeofalltrades4780If there's something that people in-charge in modern Hollywood hates more other than strong male characters in entertainment, it would be strong female characters made by other people other than themselves.
Will never stop reminding people that Disney retconned the Thrawn Trilogy, the New Jedi Order series, and the entire Old Republic Era so they could make this shit.
I don't see this comment enough. In fact, it's the first time i've seen someone else say it. They had a ready made amazing trilogy laid out of them, and instead they tried to intpret their used toilet paper as a script.
Whenever I hear somebody say "bring [insert favorite EU character here] into canon,"all I can think of is how they want somebody in the same timeline as Luke drinking alien tiddy milk instead of New Jedi Order Luke.
IT seems like they tried to copy the Bene Gesserit, but I doubt they actually thought much about it and really just wanted some space witches (which already existed in major Star Wars media - the Nightsisters, who already have a tragic but compelling story)
Night sisters are white/pale tho, so of course that wouldn't work. The nightsisters belong to a bigger group, the witches of Dathomir, which could have been used.
"Evil cannot create anything new, they can only corrupt and ruin what good forces have invented or made." -Not an actual Tolkien quote but boy is it a good one-
@@Hewkll I'm gonna have to pull you up on that, he had stated multiple times in letters that he did *not* write it as allegory. People may see it that way, and it can be interpreted that way, but he was quite emphatic that he never wrote it to be allegory.
and just to drive the point home - his own words: "I cordially dislike allegory in all its manifestations, and always have done so since I grew old and wary enough to detect its presence. I much prefer history - true or feigned- with its varied applicability to the thought and experience of readers. I think that many confuse applicability with allegory, but the one resides in the freedom of the reader, and the other in the purposed domination of the author." JRR Tolkien, Foreword to The Lord of the Rings
Yes, but somehow there’s been a new low reached. It was already dead, but it’s like a Dwight Schrute family funeral where you open up the coffin and proceed to shoot your loved one with a fucking shotgun… just to be sure. You did it, Disney, you’ve done it now. It’s DEAD DEAD
If your aim is roasting women and not Disney, the soulless rodent monster of a corporation that are razing a franchise they didn't start, your aim is worse than any storm trooper in the movies.
"Wait... what is it? Star Wars is about a lesbian love and fighting white bad guy who oppress gay handicapped single trans mothers" - Current Star Wars producers/Directors/Actors
I wrote and directed a primary school play. It was called Star Wars: The Galactic Threat. I managed to include OG characters, prequel and sequel characters. I managed this by having the black hole at the centre of the SW galaxy pulsate gravitational waves (carrying the prequel and sequel characters to the time of the play - just after the BBY). I had model space battles, original music and FX, lore references, SW dad jokes and puns, and a freaking awesome lightsabre battle. If I learn how to merge the two files and put it on YT, I'll do it.
I hate it, but this has been around since Clone Wars introduced Nightsisters. This is just the entire Dathomir cringe all over again. You just don't know about it because you skipped the animated show and are now surprised it seeps into live action
@@Matt..S Dathomir Witches were mentioned back in 1994 since Jedi Academy. It wasn't much of a description, but nevertheless - this specific portrayal of them in this video is just super cringe....
@@starbucklone At least these ones have no fantasy babble and green smoke. Honestly felt a bit more like the Zeffo approach to force, which wasn't even that terrible, just the execution. All in all, fanfics and lore additions to SW have ALWAYS been terrible. Only difference is that now they get branded as more official and are filmed, while previously they just rotted on comic book store shelves and bad video games(although Jedi Outcast was cool, hence why Mandalorian stole pretty much half of it)
@@brandonsmith2172 basically a ritual that allows a child to be born of the force, ya know one of the things that tipped Qui-Gon off to Anakin maybe being the chosen one of the jedi prophecy since no such thing has ever happened in galactic history
Disney wrote two black characters without a father and calls us racist😶
Savage
Disney characters need to have lost either one or both parents XD
@@raphaelregnault6914 "Savage" doesn't even begin to cover it, Jesus Christ 🤣
He will come back in the final episode with some blue milk 😂
@@SonOfSassy Or with a pack of Death Sticks....😂
their chant was so cringe too, it sounds like something a middle school girl wrote.
I mean in essence I assume it was. Not literally, but Disney do tend to hire a lot of female writers who have the maturity of a middle schooler, so... probably.
it's literally nursery rhymes for toddlers
That is excactly the case 😅
🤣🤣👌🏼👌🏼
Atp i feel like they r doing it on purpose no way they thought this would be epic
It didnt piss any star wars fans off. They arent watching this show.
This isn't even worth the bandwidth to pirate lol... Let alone to pay for it. I don't even have any subs to any of these paid TV channels. Hell, I don't even think I would take money to watch this.
@@MarcoAntonio-if1kd Oh, I'd watch it if you paid me. Perhaps $1000 per episode to watch. I'd do it for that.
@@ColinFox Pass, my time has more value. Trash is trash and not even worth a view.
I quit watching the show already.
@@georgenassif5777 I never started
The power of fuck
The power of this
The power of buuulllsshhhiit
The power of Bring
The power of Back
The powre of George Lucas in charge of Staaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrr Waaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrsssss
😂😅
Sounds like smth early AVGN would say 😉
The power of fuck? 🤨
@@eletrictarantula2321The power of fuck 😏
I don't care what they taught you in school, Anakin Skywalker blew up the death star.
My gramma told me anakin was black
@@Pyroteknikid You bastard I was about to make that joke!
@@KategariYami you gotta be quicker than that... *lifts fishing pole*
@@Pyroteknikid He was...in a way
@@Pyroteknikid Ah yes, anikin’s root was Yasuke 👏👏😂
The Acolyte isn't ruining Star Wars - it's violating its cold corpse.
Let it die
@@joshjo9405 It's already dead. Only thing left is to burn and salt the ground it stood on. 😂
corpses can be worth a lot of money, look at egypt xD(pharaohs)
@@MrMirco003 😂😂😂
Like a necrophilia?
This isn't Star Wars Legends or Canon. This is Star Wars Self-Destruction.
star wars was always shitty melodrama and bad acting inbetween cool set piece sci fi battles and sword duels
star wars fans got all that they wanted and look where it ended up, this should be a warning to every fandom to not let normies dictate the direction of the setting
They will be forced to reboot SW again in 10 years and we will have Legends, Canon, and Garbo.
Yeah, as a part of Disney's Self-destruction.
@@HarrDarr normies bring the money son .
It´s fan fcition called Star Wokes.
Shit like this is why 40k fans gatekeep as hard as they do
Yeah you need to do better Amazon's fucking with your shit now too.
@@thewarboy1129GW is pissing off its own fan base quite nicely, as well.
Absolutely. We don’t need gay Space Marines, female Primarchs, transgender Orks, or girl boss Commissars single handedly killing Daemon Primarchs, Wraithknights, and C’Tan shards.
@heathermillsphantomlimb9314 yes this is the world now they fuck up everyone's stuff and then spit in the face of the fan's
@@thewarboy1129 I have faith with Henry Cavill having a large part in production they will be kept in line.
The power of one....they mean the rating of 1/10
The power of *one* critic boost..
The power of *two* critics boost...
The power of *many* disappointed fans bringing down the rating.
@@StormofBladeZ I mean this series can be lower ratings tho
The power of the one star... a power wielded by the efforts of the many.
The power of a one star review (because it's literally impossible to rate something lower)
I see the witches have finally reached the intelligence levels of ancient civilizations here on Earth, being able to count in the same way and just as high as they could, "1, 2, Many"
"I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of fans suddenly cried out in cringe and were suddenly silenced. I fear something terrible has happened."
😂😂 perfect comment😂😂😂
@@ieradossantos Looks pretty ironic to me.
@@ieradossantos LMAO wtf is this comment?
@@ieradossantos You do realise the guy is making fun of you right?
@@johnhalliday5420he's cringe asf bro
He's got no idea 😂
If anyone has seen the human centipede, and ever wondered what the 3rd person in the back was eating, it was episode 3 of the acolyte.
Cuttlefish and asparagus doesn't sound so bad now...
Completely unrelated, but if you want more disturbing content like the human centipede then you should check out a playlist called scp foundation from a channel called the exploring series.
Underrated comment
Thats actually genius 😂
Also that franchise is PURE NIGHTMARE to watch (not recommended)
Both cultured and gross, yet beautifully articulated imagination, this diss is chef-kiss
"We have the Night Sisters at home."
The Night Sisters at home:
This is insult to Night Sisters at home.
The Night Sisters at home do not want to be compaired to these walmart wannabes, thank you.
My only guess is to why they didn't use the night sisters is they needed to destroy these witches
😂😂😂
@@GrievousReborn grievous killed them and also the night sisters are pale
Fan-fiction deserves an apology.
Make the EU great again. :P
I’ve seen better fanfics on 4chan
I remember watching some kid's LEGO Star Wars stop-motion over a decade ago and that's still way better than this shit
For real tho. Some random guy in his mother's basement could make a better script than whoever make this garbage.
>looks away from disney in disgust
>looks at sw fanfics
'perhaps i've judged you too harshly...'
"This is how Star Wars dies.... Thunderous Scissoring."
Jedi in paris
Hot
and UNLIMITED STUPIDITY
I have laughed at this more than i should have😂..."..with the thunderous scissoring.." *wet schloppy noises* 😂😂😂😂😂
Sith Scissoring Arts.
Only casuals and non fans think this killed Star Wars. Us *real* fans know that it’s been dead for half a decade now. This is just beating a dead horse.
It's been dead since the disney sequels came out.
True, but it was kept afloat by casual money. This is the real end of the Star Wars brand.
When I finished watching “The Last Jedi”, I knew the franchise was dead to me and I didn’t even bother watching the last film. And even when I tried watching the baby Yoda thing, it didn't feel the same and I gave up halfway through the series
The Disney apologists wont stop supporting it. They think that just because Disney owns Star Wars that any of the nonsense they put out is legitimate and everyone should just follow along. It doesnt matter how bad it gets they'll keep buying it. Its hopeless for them.
Original 3 were the only good ones, that is all that we need anyways instead of endless sequels. Make new interesting stuff instead of trying to milk anything out of it.
you know, there used to be an old saying. "The customer is always right, in matters of taste." This is where we are, now that entertainment companies have forgotten that.
Yeah but its kk because it's WOKE so it's fine.
the people want woke though, we are a broken people
@@JakeSmith-st6vpof course mate, being woke makes it good no matter what
If the purveyor of the product is diverse and inclusive, then you MUST like it, otherwise its hate. Its the same in politics.
More like: "we won't be confident in our ability to totally control people unless we can dictate matters of taste to them and make them say they like it". Under communism how it wasn't enough to make people agree to not fight for control or disagree with those in power, it was making people say things out loud that they did not believe to be true. Honestly, if people actually acquired a taste for it, they'd change it to something else they didn't have a taste for and force them to say they liked the new thing that they don't actually like.
At this point im surprised they didnt say "The power of black girl magic"
DAS RITE
Nah. Theirs white people in the clip. Wouldve watered it down 😂
acolyte and the powerful strong negro's who dont need no man
WE WUZ MAGIX n shieeeeeeet
*Disney : write that down, write that down*
Spaceballs is more canon than this.
Spaceballs the cannon!
Spaceballs has more authenticity and consistency than whatever Disney has put out recently.
The Millennium Falcon can be seen when they’re at the diner at the end, I’ll take it over this crap.
Cos they had to respect the source material or it wouldn't ever work. Disney doesn't need to do that, just slap Star Wars logo on it.
Thats because Mel Brooks actually fucking knew how to make good movies.
It's fitting that the assassin is the Force child of two lesbians, because burning down your coven in a temper tantrum just screams "fatherless behavior."
how many times am i going to see this exact comment today
Anakin didn't have a father either! OMG it makes sense now.
@@TheFlyingZulu
And Luke grew up with a father and mother figure. So it checks out pretty well.
@@mat.b.as many as needed for you to accept the truth
@@TheFlyingZuluIDK you but Obi-Wan could arguably be considered his adoptive dad
Darth Vader watched this show and immediately performed japanese sepoku with his lightsaber.
Thanks to the sequels, he can survive that and heal himself
Lmao😂
Bro..... Thanks for your suggestion... I am going to do that....
I thought he committed sudoku?
Vader had adopted the brats and recruited the witches, even in The Battle of Dathomir, we see witches do their thing and a lot of them in old lore used men as toys and just get magically pregnant, some of them are black others yellow or ashlike skin. Nothing new nor woke shit here, just nice old legacy lore back to the main franchise.
This isn't Star Wars, this even isn't watered down Star Wars. It's just pure fucking hubris.
It was the moment Disney bought the IP and decided they could do better than the literal decades' worth of EU lore. They had the next 20+ years of movies and shows right there already written that would have pleased fans and casual viewers alike.
As evil can never create, all they can do is corrupt.
@@elilla331thanks Tolkien.
@@MisterDutch93 That predates Tolkien.
Forget about it being Star Wars for a minute. And just appreciate the horrendous acting, writing and choreography that went into this scene. What were they smoking? I've seen better screenplay when I was in middle school during our talent show. Fucking A.
Disney: we can't piss off our audience if we don't have an audience, CHECKMATE!
Honesty of all the nonsense in the episode what bothered me the most is that the one witch created life with the force. Especially since George Lucas established that when a SITH LORD tried doing the same thing the force said eff you and created the chosen one.
Who writes this shit. I COULD HAVE DONE A BETTER JOB
Until they did 💀
We've confirmed the worst... Somehow Palpatine returning wasn't the lowest point Disney Star Wars could go.
This the same company that made Cruella the hero of a movie. Walt would fire every one of these people.
If you still think that’s a valid criticism then it shows more about your ineptitude and inability to understand or consume the lore of the series for whatever reason. Read the comics. Watch the in between series. Stop riding the Disney hate train like a middle schooler lmao. It’s pathetic.
What???? The episode was good.
@@TheSCPStudio you are pathetic. Read what? Dinsney cancelled whole EU you bozo, dozens, and dozens of books, and replaced it with thei shit, where writers have to literally walk on their ears to make the crap screewriters write somewhat coherent in the books now.
Well, when you have hit rock bottom, the only thing it means is that you need to get a bigger drill.
George Lucas pitched Star Wars as “A western in space”…… how far we’ve fallen
still true only these days its more broke back mountain and less django...
"Western politics in space."
Samurais with laser katanas and space magic. I'm sure Mobile Suit Gundam is also that.
Well it's western alright
Wait that's actually what it originally was? A sci-fi *western???*
The upside is that now i know that a group i did a theatre play with can do a better ritual scene than a multi million dollar production can.. :)
O7 😂
I can put on a better ritual in my closet, on an $80 budget.
Some kid in an abandoned home of his dead family in windhelm pulled off a better ritual scene back in 11
@@itsdakilla7599 that's very specific lol
what a timeline to be a part of
"Star Wars is failing, and it's the fans fault!"
Ma'am, Star Wars' big problem isn't the fans. Star Wars' big problem is that it has no fans left.
Just like jedi.
How much do you think Disney paid that hack website to try and "herd the sheep"? I have no doubt that Disney higher-ups would call it that too.
Bold of you to assume that this particular Star Wars show has fans.
Darth Kennedy issued order 66 and purged the fanbase.
Well there is one fan left, the one that this Star Wars sh.t hits!
"You have to force behaviors, and at BlackRock we are forcing behaviors,"
~ Blackrock CEO Larry Fink
Soon we will force him in jail at best for him
@@racingraptor4758 honestly cant wait for that :/
@@racingraptor4758 Who is gonna jail him? The judges of the same tribe who get their pensions funded by him? A mayor who gets his campaign sponsored by Fink? The Sons of Liberty had the right idea
Tbf they are forcing cringe and second hand embarassment on us very successfully.
@@racingraptor4758my brotha with everything they’ve done,it’s too late for jail.
"The power of ONE!"
*Holds up TWO fingers*
I love how this chanting sequence is supposed to show off what special community the witches have, when it feels like it was taken straight from one of those self-discovery scam seminars where you pay 10k to sit in a forest with other people for two days.
😂😂😂😂😂😂
the next step is to pay the 100$ fee for the next session xd
"Our expectations were low, but Holy F*ck"
Not as deep as the deepest circle of hell and the wokies are still digging.
I mean shit man. How they could possibly top this?
I had bad expectations and yet I never thought it’d be this bad.
@@LawfulBased Nah man, this isn't even woke anymore, its so bad woke went back to sleep and died. This is the literal crap woke expelled the moment it passed.
@@fredtott4684 They always find a way.
As far as we're concerned, everything after Disney acquired the IP is fanfiction.
Finally someone in the comments gets it!
i dunno man, it feels like it was written by someone who deeply hated the IP, not a fan.
With a couple of exceptions
I would say Rogue One was pretty good and did hold pretty well to canon - I would say it was the last good Star Wars movie
Fans determine canon.
honestly im taking what it works, like the First Order SDs, i think it was Resurgent Class?, The Onagers Siege SDs, the precursor to the Mandator IV, and a few other nick and knacks and leaving the resto to rot on the curb. FRAK DISNEY, AND ITS CANNON
“Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Kathleen the Inept?"
"No."
"I thought not. It's not a story Disney would tell you. It's a Sith legend. Darth Kathleen... was a Dark Lord of the Sith so powerful yet so inept, she could use the Force to influence the midi-chlorians... to ruin... everything. She had such a knowledge of the dark side, she could even take awesome ideas for star wars media… and ruin them"
"She could actually... make everything she touched bad?"
"The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities... some considered to be unnatural."
"Wh- What happened to her?"
"She was so powerful, the only thing she did was... enrage everyone. Which eventually of course didn’t matter. Unfortunately, Disney was so focused on profit and ridiculous inclusion, that she managed to ruin the Star Wars Canon. It's ironic. She ruined everything, but kept her job."
"Is it possible to stop this lady?"
"No lol, disney makes cash from the toys and stuff”.
Cringe. Kathleen brought us all the good stuff and the bad stuff since 2012. George hired her then sold to Disney 6 months later. Stop blaming the person who takes the orders from Darth Mickey. If she refused The Mouse and their formulas, then she'd be out like anybody else.
@@goober8798 Oh hi Kathleen.
@@goober8798 we haven't had any good since the animated show ended. The good were projects that she had little control over. Thats just a fact.
@@goober8798 I found one of KK's staff
@@goober8798it was uhhh. The creators of the Clone Wars show, Rogue One, and Battlefront that brought the best in the Disney era
We already had a covenant of female witches that used the force. They were called the Nightsisters. We actually liked them. Why the fuck would they make a new one
Because originality in Hollywood is dead, because the director of the show and president of lucas film absolute have to make it about themselves, and because these are lazy bitches who took 180 million to make a show and used 179 million on themselves.
Because modern days Regisseurs learn in university in the first two days that pissing on the fanbase, and screw with everything is the new standard.
Its Not about money. Its about how many people can i get angry and depressed.
Because that covenant wasnt diverse enough...
We needed a bunch of gay black witches to even things out...
I'm actually wondering if this is an origin story to the night sisters.
How cool would a show based on the Nightsisters of Dathomir be? Instead of this inane slop?
"The Acolyte isnt ruining Star Wars - You Are"
"The rapist is not raping you, it is you who is raping yourself."
"Just accept it"
These people would really just say "depends on the race of the rapist".
Yeah, I mean, look at what you are wearing. You WANTED star wars to be like this, and you don't even appreciate it now that you're getting it.
@@limoneadeGlassusually there’s only one race that does that🐵
The more you struggle, the more Disney enjoys it.
Who knew that a person that makes their whole personality revolve around their sexuality, would ruin anything they touch…
anyone with a functioning brain... so nobody that is in charge there
You mean assistant to Harvey Weinstein Lesbian Headlamp?
They can fix this series in one episode, darth vader walks in a kills everyone..
Or even better
Jar Jar Binks walks in and kills everyone
@@nickthebabba7767
Meesa Based!
Send the Witch Slayer Grievous he should kill everyone
My Brain: everyone even the childrem
Also mx Brain: espacial the children
Jar jar looking pretty good right now
hes my discord pfp LOL
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Mesa sinks, how wude
HEHHHHHHHHH
nah, those movies are still shit
If a parent treated their children as poorly as Disney treats its IPs, they'd be in jail for life.
*Correction: DISNEY star wars just pi$$ed everyone off.*
They do it to keep the rights on the IP. If they didn't bastardise the franchise with a recurring iteration, the IP would fall into the void of public domain. They gotta churn out some form of garbage with the IP framework or they lose the copyright rights.
@@AnOldEnglishBloke It would be easier, way cheaper and way less damaging to the brands to simply churn out a short-run kids cartoons than whatever they're currently doing. The gross mishandling of the company has gone on for so long at this point that anything but malicious intent is beginning to look unlikely.
@@SleepyFen *It's just pure-incompetance - they're not purposefully sabotaging themselves by putting out nothing but trash - but STILL literally don't understand the IP they bought and they don't know what they're doing.*
Jail? They'd be drawn and quartered.
180 million dollars guys
Jesus...
I don't understand where it went.
Not makeup, costumes, effects, choreography, writing. Lee Jung - jae (squid game) has to be getting a 100mil check for this, it's the only logical answer
@@x0gucx and the 80mil were used to launder
this has to be some kind of money laundering.
$22 million an episode. That's almost two Godzilla minus 1 per episode.
Also this is on a streaming service, no TV ads, no DVD sales, and little to no merchandise will recoup the cost of this show.
They'd have been better off burning that money.
"The Fans aren't making you lose popularity, you are."
Choreography of the witches looks like some avant-garde artistic theatre bullshit
I'm shocked that none of them were wiping their period blood on each other.. They got every other part right from those "art" displays.
@@biggusy25 Period blood? Please tell me you're joking... 😨
(And if you aren't, where was this "art display?")
@@kalkhalinzhui1753 Just Google it (in incognito mode). There's a million articles about it and some inage results. They seem to have hidden some of the more egregious examples tho..
One witch looked like the force strings was massaging her g spot.
Do you mean Autistic?
Disney is promoting children taking drugs. Spice in the Star Wars universe is a hardcore drug, and the children wanting spice treats is quite literally them doing drugs.
Either that, or those hacks making the show don't know a damn thing about Star Wars.
Both
I thought Spice is what made space travel possible? Whoever controls the Spice controls the universe?
But without spice you won't have a voice in your head who calls you stud muffin
@@don.keebles That is Dune
They probably watched Dune, saw how popular it is, and thought spice was a good thing. That ain't Dune's fault btw, that's just the writers thinking Dune spice is the same as Star Wars spice 💀
Lesbian force witches seems like the kind of thing that Jedi and Sith team up to fight against.
So in the clone wars cartoon they actually did introduce the Nightsisters. They use the Force in a different way than the Jedi or the Sith and don’t like either of them. Both Darth Maul and Ventress are from the original Nightsisters species but were eventually trained as Sith. But like the Jedi, Sith, and Mandalorians, any species can adopt their culture, and humans in the SW Galaxy have basically found a home everywhere.
"No more brother wars"
@@mudshovel289 in the cartoon they introduced the ethnic lesbian night sisters, banned all intelligent males and had body positive fat jedi? crazy
@@mudshovel289 I like the idea of dark side force users or regular force users from separate cultures that use the force in their own way, but ultimately the Jedi and Sith should be the pinnacle of what the force is capable of.
I have no idea why these hack writers are making the nightsisters do shit that is super special
@@mudshovel289 Yeah but Filoni didn't advertised the Night Sisters of Dathomir as the greatest thing ever just because they were powerful women. All the Dathomir lore is great but remember than Even George Lucas was involved throughout the creation of The Clone Wars.
This whole new witches thing comes just from the mind of Lesly Hedland (or however it's written) and just exists to contradict already established lore by Lucas.
The best part of this episode was how a child was able to set an entire structure made of rock on fire.
You obviously didn't even watch the episode, clearly you would know that she did it by using 'the power of many'...
That rock looked really flammable...
@@le_fancy_squid either that or Force flames.
Me reading the title:
“When do they not?”
😂
I miss the days when Star Wars wanted to actually unite and entertain the fans the best they can with every project. Back when Lucas and co. were still in charge....
circa 1980
"No, we have Bene Gesserit at home"
The Bene Gesserit at home:
Dead!
😂
Disney knock off Bene Gesserit 😂💀
😂
In response to that headline, "I'm not the one who needs me to consume your product. You are."
Modern media needs to learn to not bite the hand that feeds.
@@richcast66 modern media thinks it's the other way around. lol. they think they are the hand that feeds, and that we are biting them. that's why they are acting the way they are. they feel offended if we dont like what they make
@@richcast66 Modern media needs to realize that the rest of the world outside of central California & Hollywood is not a proglodyte golem farm.
That poor young actor. He will be remembered as “Anakin blew Death Star” guy. I genuinely feel sorry for him.
Me too. But it is his fault for:
a) not researching the IP for which he is being payed a lot of money to act in (“research”.. because it’s just watching the damn movies and paying a minimal level of attention)
b) lying about being a fan.. I mean.. c’mon. One thing is to like Star Wars and not remember the name of one character or something. Another is to say “yeah, I’m definitely a fan!” And then say Anakin blew up “a Death Star”.
(Btw notice the “a”, Not “The” Death Star as well. “A” like there was many.. you know, just one of those “many things lying around the galaxy and shooting those light beams things..” probably.
@Daniel__Nobre for your last statement that's not that big of a deal that he said A instead of the. There were two different death stars in the originals and one in the sequels. It's not that big of a deal
That clown is nearly 40 years old.
Warhammer: _does a bad retcon_
Disney's Star Wars: "Woah! Let me try!"
Warhammer does the 1984 move.
Star Wars does the "Cleopatra: Netflix Documentary".
Disney's Star Wars: Let me try AGAIN.
So far Warhammer has only done one small thing in one document, but I shudder to think about what they can do with new shows on Warhammer Plus. So far it's been good stuff but as popularity grows, the incentive to make terrible, forced-diversity slop will grow along with it
Evil cannot create, it can only distort and destroy
...and then it blames others for everything bad that happens.
Tolkien shares his wisdom with us so we can think further.
Modern "writers" demand that we think exactly how they are ordering us to think... and become enraged when we refuse, decide to think on our own.
Evil? It's a bad plot, but huh?
@@Oh-five-six-nineevil in this context are the exec bigwigs at disney calling shots behind th show
@@Oh-five-six-nineLet em cook
@@Oh-five-six-nine once is an accident twice is suspicious, nearly every single thing disney put out is pure agenda driven trash, its intentional
Hot take: this is the most based Star Wars episode ever. It says that two women can’t create life without dark witchcraft and that a fatherless home leads to unstable children and a complete breakdown of the family. Based Leslye CHADland.
That's actually an interesting take. I am currently interested in the series and this is interesting.
Let him cook
One of the women is a transwoman
I can't tell
One of the twins wanted to leave the cult so she committed a little arson and ran off with the squid game jedi guy like the rat she is.
Vader: “If you only knew the power of - “
Witches: “The power of mannnnny”
Vader: “Hold on.” (ignites lightsaber)
"The power of one, the power of two, the power of manyyyyyyyyy!" 😂
The power of buckling my shooooooe!
Cringe level >9,000
Man-kneeee
😂
when they switched to a different tone chanting "power of maaaaaany" with that choreography I started to laugh so hard lmao
Power of geeeeeeeeyyyyy
I can't laugh. It hurts too much. I just shake my head in absolute disappointment. I'm glad you get some enjoyment out of it though. lol
Keep in mind: this cringefest had a budget of 180 $ Million, allegedly...
That's more that Dune Part 1 cost!
@@doublep1980 All that money for this crap? Jesus...
Nightsisters: We all died for something so stupid....
I am willing to let them have that hill.
im so happy they haven't touched the nightsisters
Nobody will miss them either
@@KateyIsLost - you're not wrong.
Id like to see a picture of the writing team..😂
"Twice the Pride, Double the Fall" - Count Dooku
@lushdontu4015
Yes his fans are based. Now dilate
@@lushdontu4015 Go away tourist, keep move'n on/
@@lushdontu4015 it's called being normal.
Facts
twice the pride flags, double the cringe
Somehow, Kathleen Kennedy is still in charge of Lucasfilm.
No idea how she hasn’t been fired yet despite completely ruining an ’’unkillable’’ franchise with shity political ideas
Some how how HOW ?! 😂
She and Headland have dirt on Iger probably. Like proof him and Weinstein partied together at Epstein Island.
Tinfoil hat time: a woman in Hollyweird for 45 years probably has dirt on everyone. Letting her make garbage like this is the price of her silence.
I know it sounds crazy, but what other explanation is there? SW hasn't turned a profit in a while, Indy 5 lost nine figures, and Willow was outright removed from D+ because it was so bad. She can't still be in charge based on her results.
@@birb353well shes a woman thats all u really have to do if u work at Disney
I really don't understand how these media producing companies haven't realized forcing shit stories for the sake of political agenda is never going to get a good reaction.
Then they act like everyone's homophobic, sexist or racist?
There's forever been different ethnicities, genders and sexualities represented in shows and movies. 1990-2010 has so many I loved watching growing up, no one complained then because they weren't forced, therefore making them crap
1. "The Mission" consumes every moment of their life, 2. Its a built in excuse when they ultimately fail because they are bad at this job because they were only hired because of point 1.
Hubris, sheer f****** hubris, they think that they can force you to watch it through gaslighting, and mind you it does work to an extent.
They don't care, it's about making sure they control every last bit of media and your life.
They do not write it to convince. They write it to shame you from expressing your honest opinion, and believe you are alone in them. It is basically Pravda from the USSR.
They know they lie, you know they lie, but they keep telling lies anyway.
Hubris. They can't be wrong since their goal is good and for the greater good. You see the same mentality in religious fanatics that will stone their own child to save their soul for "through greater good." The Salem witch trials was fuelled by this mentality. These people never stop to think or ask if they have become the monster they fight or worse because they are on the side of good.
They act like it's the 1950s because acknowledging none of what they push being needed makes them worthless.
I thought the force was midochlorine or whatever its called, not Voodoo
even a non star wars fan can do better than disney 😂
At this point, I was expecting them to go full "Ade Due Damballa"
Like, seriously, what the hell is this?
This makes Lizzo's cameo in Mando look like Darth Maul ligniting the second side of his lightsaber.
Nah, that and the little Leia chase are still crimes
@@soriba391compared to this shit though? I’d rather have a damn lizzo chase scene than ever have to see this shit again
Hey, at least Lizzo matched her role: a queen who lives in a palace eating banquets and doing nothing all day.
I fucking hate that episode but at least I could still stomach it knowing that it was just a one-off appearance, and honestly I didn't even know who Lizzo was when I watched that episode.
@@metalhead522 I'd actually love to see a lizzo chase scene just to see what the special effects team pulls off, cause you know she ain't running 😂
Disney being Disney, black kids without their fathers.....smh
ok so i was thinking that black people should just make their own movies instead of plastering their image onto white characters but then i thought well isnt that what you white people did to jesus? for it's written he will return with feet colored fine bras that has been in a furnace. you guys are barely getting a taste of what it feels like when we were bombarded by white people in the entertainment industries especially porn which is 95 % caucasian and jewish males like how do you think that makes us feel that for more than 100 years yall been promoting your skin your blue eyes as women never compliment us unless we are tall to make up for the fact that we dont have blue eyes? just because now your being bombarded with black or darker people for what? only 5 years since the woke went viral, oh no we have to put a stop to this because you're furious. just endure the flames as we did fkn winers!
What does this have to do with black kids, you telling me if you saw white kids doing this it would make it better?
lol, I didn't even think about that
Isn't that true for white kids as well? Does anyone in Disney really have a father, which isn't killed off before or during the film?
I don't get what this has to do with black kids. So if they were white this scene would've been better?
Each new Star Wars makes me cheer for Dark Side more
Well, the dark side gets the cool powers
Except Andor yeah.
I've always cheered for Yoda.
Welcome to the Far-right
@@kylemenosno he said “dark side” not “good guys”
Yoda watched this episode just before Luke got to Dagobah for the final time. This is why Yoda chose to die.
"Shit this fuck, out I am."
We judged the holiday special too harshly.
Best comment lol
Lol
atleast it tried no matter how horrible it was it fucking tried
The holiday special predicted VR p*rn. Just thought it was a cool title detail from it that id share.
The holiday special is unironcally more closely related to Star Wars lore than the Acolyte lmao
"Are you sure this will help us sell more burgers?"
"....burgers?"
More like "boogers"
- i thought we are selling cakes with shit...
Leave Hamburger alone.
Iconic meme.
furburgers
The only way you'd know this was a Star Wars clip is if somebody told you.
It's like some cheese ass Hallmark show combined with a CW show.
Even the cheeziest Star Trek episodes were never this bad.
this gives me major "don't you guys have smartphones?" vibes...
"The power of one, the power of two, the power of... ahh fuck I can't count past two."
Math is racist.
The power of the 13%.
the power of 13% causes 50% of galactic crime 😂
Valve Syndrome
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It feels like a fever dream. What the fuck is happening to Star Wars franchise?
Lesbians apparently
Nepotism and diversity hiring happened.
What is happening to many franchises.. the 'Dei side'
its not jsut star wars. most entertainment in the west is like this.
WTF happened indeed.
Remember. Star Wars fans decide what is canon and what is not
It deadass might happen, not for a long time, but it could
@@thechosenone2611 At the rate Disney's losing money, "a long time" can potentially be within a decade. You never know.
All 3 of them.
This is all a bad dream Plagueis is having
This cringy shit has been in the lore for decades among a lot of other cringy shit. Why are fans shocked?
Rest in peace star wars
It's been dead since 1999 mate
that seems like a poor attempt to do the night sisters. very very poor attempt
That was where I thought they were going early on in the episode, shoulda known better.
Why not just use the Nightsisters? They still existed at this point.
@@eeveeofalltrades4780 true but they weren't lesbians. they were a matriarchy that ruled over the men, not teaching em their weird magic/force powers.
@@eeveeofalltrades4780they’re stupid
@@eeveeofalltrades4780If there's something that people in-charge in modern Hollywood hates more other than strong male characters in entertainment, it would be strong female characters made by other people other than themselves.
Star Wars then: Space battles and space wizard.
Star Wars now: A really bad musical.
have you met the Ewoks?
@@MarcoBayod_MB Even the Ewoks didn't look like they were about to engage in weird lesbian orgy.
Star Wars now: Synchronised periods
Will never stop reminding people that Disney retconned the Thrawn Trilogy, the New Jedi Order series, and the entire Old Republic Era so they could make this shit.
We got High Republic instead as well. Lol. They went full regard with meh Rey Sue Palpatine as well.
If some bizarro musical crap like this was in the KOTOR games, I'd sympathize with HK's contempt for meatbags too.
I don't see this comment enough. In fact, it's the first time i've seen someone else say it. They had a ready made amazing trilogy laid out of them, and instead they tried to intpret their used toilet paper as a script.
@@deaconthethird3218 Don't need a musical to have contempt for the meatbags that are clearly a waste of space
Whenever I hear somebody say "bring [insert favorite EU character here] into canon,"all I can think of is how they want somebody in the same timeline as Luke drinking alien tiddy milk instead of New Jedi Order Luke.
IT seems like they tried to copy the Bene Gesserit, but I doubt they actually thought much about it and really just wanted some space witches (which already existed in major Star Wars media - the Nightsisters, who already have a tragic but compelling story)
Night sisters are white/pale tho, so of course that wouldn't work. The nightsisters belong to a bigger group, the witches of Dathomir, which could have been used.
They’ve fully devolved into writing “No u” articles
LMAO. I love how nearly the entire fanbase of star wars just refuses to consider any of this canon
There's Star Wars and then there's Disney Star Wars.
@@SwamSmokeyAnd there's crazy cult fanbase on both.
@@SeriousDragonifywho hurt you?
@@TymaDem Pointless stupid question.
Ask something smart.
@@SeriousDragonify wow you are upset, show us on the doll where the bad man touched you.
"Evil cannot create anything new, they can only corrupt and ruin what good forces have invented or made."
-Not an actual Tolkien quote but boy is it a good one-
Feels like it could have been a Bible quote. By "good forces" Tolken probably meant God, he wrote the whole thing as allegory
Fucking retarded quote tbh. Evil can create just fine, ok?
It’s kind of a paraphrasing of what Tolkien wrote once. Same general message, just less flowery wording
@@Hewkll I'm gonna have to pull you up on that, he had stated multiple times in letters that he did *not* write it as allegory. People may see it that way, and it can be interpreted that way, but he was quite emphatic that he never wrote it to be allegory.
and just to drive the point home - his own words:
"I cordially dislike allegory in all its manifestations, and always have done so since I grew old and wary enough to detect its presence. I much prefer history - true or feigned- with its varied applicability to the thought and experience of readers. I think that many confuse applicability with allegory, but the one resides in the freedom of the reader, and the other in the purposed domination of the author."
JRR Tolkien, Foreword to The Lord of the Rings
Damn , this makes the baby Leah chase scene look like the birth of Darth Vader !
“This should not be used as a weapon”
Proceeds to take a life in the most brutal way possible
"That's not how the force works!" -Han Solo
"I'm a droid's secks slayv" - Young Disney Han Solo
Didn't they already do that with the Rise of Skywalker
Yeah
I though they did, but this is a new low. I didn't believe it could get any worse, and now this.
Rise of the Skywalker
Nope
Yes, but somehow there’s been a new low reached. It was already dead, but it’s like a Dwight Schrute family funeral where you open up the coffin and proceed to shoot your loved one with a fucking shotgun… just to be sure. You did it, Disney, you’ve done it now. It’s DEAD DEAD
Imagine if in this moment Anakin walked in and started cutting everyone down, it would be immediately a hit
The Power of One The Power of Two The Power of manyyyyyyy more fans leaving.
There is already no fan left, people who watch this is either curios how disney can fuk up more or people that have brain rot.
>men do something
>women "we can do it better"
>Proceeds to destroy the thing
>Women "it's men's fault"
Didn’t happen at all but ok
>it's not gay
>women "make it gay"
If your aim is roasting women and not Disney, the soulless rodent monster of a corporation that are razing a franchise they didn't start, your aim is worse than any storm trooper in the movies.
@@deaconthethird3218 hahaha "You're no better than the people that built this place.." - Dr Grant. Jurassic Park 3
Lightsabers.
Aliens.
Droids.
Space ships.
Thats literally all you need for Star Wars how do they keep messing this up?
Intentional sabatoge by KK to destroy Bob Iger at the orders of George Lucas.
Don't even need lightsabers, or aliens, see how well Andor did
GALACTIC WAR
well by their logic, "modern audiences" need "modern entertainment"
"Wait... what is it? Star Wars is about a lesbian love and fighting white bad guy who oppress gay handicapped single trans mothers" - Current Star Wars producers/Directors/Actors
I wrote and directed a primary school play. It was called Star Wars: The Galactic Threat.
I managed to include OG characters, prequel and sequel characters.
I managed this by having the black hole at the centre of the SW galaxy pulsate gravitational waves (carrying the prequel and sequel characters to the time of the play - just after the BBY).
I had model space battles, original music and FX, lore references, SW dad jokes and puns, and a freaking awesome lightsabre battle.
If I learn how to merge the two files and put it on YT, I'll do it.
Let me know, ill be waiting to see how much better it is
Now a self affirmation chant is a ritual.
The thread is attached to a tampon.
LOL
and its bloody & burnt now..
This doesn't even feel like Star Wars, just some amateur high budget Star Wars lookalike crap
And I have watch fan films and cosplayers that have looked better than this
I hate it, but this has been around since Clone Wars introduced Nightsisters. This is just the entire Dathomir cringe all over again. You just don't know about it because you skipped the animated show and are now surprised it seeps into live action
its a bad tween angst novel and I refuse to see it as anything else
@@Matt..S Dathomir Witches were mentioned back in 1994 since Jedi Academy. It wasn't much of a description, but nevertheless - this specific portrayal of them in this video is just super cringe....
@@starbucklone At least these ones have no fantasy babble and green smoke. Honestly felt a bit more like the Zeffo approach to force, which wasn't even that terrible, just the execution. All in all, fanfics and lore additions to SW have ALWAYS been terrible. Only difference is that now they get branded as more official and are filmed, while previously they just rotted on comic book store shelves and bad video games(although Jedi Outcast was cool, hence why Mandalorian stole pretty much half of it)
This literally just takes away the entirety of Anakin, who is the chosen one, being born of the force being such a massive thing
I dont watch this show, i’m confused what was the ritual about and what does it mean about Anakin?
@@brandonsmith2172 basically a ritual that allows a child to be born of the force, ya know one of the things that tipped Qui-Gon off to Anakin maybe being the chosen one of the jedi prophecy since no such thing has ever happened in galactic history
@@bladezoidz Wow! Ok.and this takes place when in the timeline?
@@bladezoidz Wow. And when does this take place in the timeline?
@@brandonsmith2172 high republic if I remember correctly? Either way I know it takes place long before Anakin was born
I'll just drink that Glass of Medichlorian stuff to be trippin through The Galaxy Far Far Away
Did they just ruin the entire trilogy and beyond
Yep
Disney did that a decade ago
It’s not canon, so no
seriously they ruined it in ep 7 when it said JK the rebellion didnt do shit and we are back to square 1
@@Akakiryuushin and in 8 with "let go of the past, kill it if you have to" and 9 with "Somehow, Palpatine survived"
Umm, I would call this a parody, but that would be an insult to Spaceballs.
The power of one... the power of two. I am the Walrus, coo-coo Kajoo!
iconic 😂❤
After going home and rethinking my life, I still want those death sticks
Gonna need palpatine to execute order 66 again.
Yes my lord
Now Starkiller looks more cannon.
Suddenly somehow Palpatine has return line doesnt seem so bad anymore
To be honest yeah. At least that was comprehensibly
Yeah it’s still pretty bad, chief.
@samseward1374 I agree but this makes the rise of Skywalker a masterpiece
Regardless of who they believe is making Star Wars bad, at least they agree that it's bad. That's progress.