"Why do you watch movies" *To feel something*. That option was so unexpectedly depressing, I wondered if I had somehow put myself into a foreign country's tourist zone by wandering so far into my room, my eyes only glancing out the window when they dared to open. I, like many other unlucky travelers, have ended up on that side of the street or in that hotel room or those cabins in the woods. Or worse, that side of the train, even though I didn't want to be there. You know you're not supposed to be here. But what about those lines that run between the shores of cynicism and apathy that say "you're just an instrument in the stream of the world"? The one that comes before, "everything is fine as long as you're happy"? That is where the truth lies. That is where the clarity is. If we look in the mirror right now, we'll find hate. Like the star that burned in the wrong place. Or even worse, this machine that tells us we should love and hate. We'll find fear. If we think about that machine, we'll find beauty, complexity, and a creature that wants to express itself. The camera loves to show us stories like this. That are about the inability to accept reality and that's why it loves films
@@statiiicc I just don't get what the purpose of those bots is. Nobody's clicking on their shitty channels, and those weird cryptic spam comments are pointless. It feels like some aliens are doing it for their obscure alien reasons
For those of you interested, 7:02 sounds like Bella Ciao. It's an Italian song used during WW2 by those fighting against Fascist Italy, which fits the theme of the story I suppose.
No one gets the girl in this day and age. She gets too much out of divorcing your ass. And there is always someone better. So don't feel bad, all men shall fall at the lips of a pussy, and they shall never return to the heights they once soared.
The way Jarod screams go literally sounds like how one of the demons from my childhood nightmare screamed at me knocking me down the hall and out of a two story window it literally gave me ptsd lol
27:39 you have no reason to believe me but when i played through this part I actually was able to follow it vaguely somehow and got it right. It’s possible but it’s meant to be a guess I think
Hey! I'm currently playing road 96 on NY channel and it's a very fun time it would mean a lot if you could join in & see if you like it thanks and sorry to bother
this was announced at nintendo direct or e3 and u could play the demo a while back its pretty popular I wanna buy it but don't have the money sadly so I was very happy when mister nutty jesus uploaded this video
![BLACK BAG - Official Trailer [HD] - Only in Theaters March 14](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/Du0Xp8WX_7I/mqdefault.jpg)
The game is called Road 96 btw
Thank you
True hero right here
Thanks no one else said what its called
THANK YOU!!! I have been scrolling way too long!
"Why do you watch movies" *To feel something*. That option was so unexpectedly depressing
"Why do you watch movies" *To feel something*. That option was so unexpectedly depressing, I wondered if I had somehow put myself into a foreign country's tourist zone by wandering so far into my room, my eyes only glancing out the window when they dared to open. I, like many other unlucky travelers, have ended up on that side of the street or in that hotel room or those cabins in the woods. Or worse, that side of the train, even though I didn't want to be there. You know you're not supposed to be here. But what about those lines that run between the shores of cynicism and apathy that say "you're just an instrument in the stream of the world"? The one that comes before, "everything is fine as long as you're happy"? That is where the truth lies. That is where the clarity is. If we look in the mirror right now, we'll find hate. Like the star that burned in the wrong place. Or even worse, this machine that tells us we should love and hate. We'll find fear. If we think about that machine, we'll find beauty, complexity, and a creature that wants to express itself. The camera loves to show us stories like this. That are about the inability to accept reality and that's why it loves films
@@KanyeIsKing dude😂 those were a lot of words for a lot of people who don’t give a flying f*ck
Very true
@@graystark240 I used a writing bot and Imported the original comment into it, and I replied using the bots answer
WYSI
The voice actor for Jarod should do ASMR videos, fully screaming into the mic for 30 minutes.
Sounds like a dude from one of the Borderlands
@@IAmTheBugInsideYou *SHOOT ME ALREADY*
Well I wouldnt be a fan but okay
@@IAmTheBugInsideYou I honestly thought this was Borderlands inspired for quite an while
Well if it’s who I think it is it’s Mikee Goodman the main vocalist from the metal band Sikth lol
Jared: *Literally murdering a guy in the trunk of his car.*
Charlie: Jared's fuckin awesome!
This is the greatest murder of all time
@Rita 25 y.o - check my vidéó Are you a bot, or intentionally annoying?
@@lred1383 a bot seen this comment on other vids
@@statiiicc I just don't get what the purpose of those bots is. Nobody's clicking on their shitty channels, and those weird cryptic spam comments are pointless. It feels like some aliens are doing it for their obscure alien reasons
@@lred1383 ikr
Charlie: beats xqc playing chess in record time.
Also Charlie: loses 2 connect 4 games in a row to AI
That AI was pretty nutty
Need a runescape player to beat that ai
lol it was coded to win
He needs to focus more on the middle columns
You act like it's difficult to lose against AI, its almost like they're programmed to win or something
I love how If you miss the stream, Charlie manages to give 0 context on what you’re about to watch.
“My father is the minister of Oil”
My father works at Microsoft
I am my dad
so bill gates is your dad?
who's bill gates?
My uncle is the CEO of food
@@randomstuffprod. no, he’s the minister of coal
did you drink the little cranberry juices?
"This is a tribute to my beautiful daughter, Lola" "thanks for the resub gulping glizzies" God I actually died haha 10:44
Timestamp?
@@mostafasweed6199 10:44
@@Manofthewoods. thank you.
Hilarious 😂, I love the sub names when he calls them out and they are so obscure.
😭😭😭
I love Charlie's loose editing style, but I wish he would include the game titles SOMEWHERE.
Road 96
@@joaopeixoto6224 thanks
@@joaopeixoto6224 finally
literally the smallest amount of google work would find you the game you lazy child
@@Cro1232croWell if he's too lazy to even search google by himself, how about you give him a hand and tell him what to type in the search bar?
18:20 Charlie using a kid as a meat shield, a true sigma male
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Zoe: yells at cops
Charlie: i hate you
Mitch and Stan: ditch charlie
Charlie: you guys are fine
cant tell if you’re joking but its because mitch and stand had to do what they had to do. zoe just wouldnt shut the hell up
@@debblez im joking
@@duckwithabs4537 and now your a liar? your name clearly says "Absorption _"
@@keuwlcat1319 what does my damn username have to do with me lying?
@@duckwithabs4537 whos me?
I can’t believe the master chess player could not best an AI in connect 4
It’s A very advanced AI
i dont think he could beat an ai in chess either
@@stevenwier1783 yeah it was an xQc thing, skill issue
"Free car!"
**Police sirens**
"Yeah, that makes sense."
For those of you interested, 7:02 sounds like Bella Ciao. It's an Italian song used during WW2 by those fighting against Fascist Italy, which fits the theme of the story I suppose.
"My father is the minister of Oil"
in this game is the equivalent of
"My father is Elon Musk"
now
Charlie not flinching while playing the game shows just how much of an alpha he is.
Charlie is mad unfunny.
@@bruv1835 ok
7:02 the song is ruclips.net/video/EBw45LD8bMw/видео.html
What game is this???
@@Khaot1c_ Road 96
Sigma male grindset is too easy for this huge man. He downgraded to Alpha to match his height's capacity. Such a humble man
Charlie is mad unfunny.
@@bruv1835 why the spam tho
@@dragumkirisute1998 it’s a bot there’s been a lot of these lately in this channel
@@dragumkirisute1998 He's a lonely teenager whose prolly REALLY into the Joker because society be like
@@Angels510 imagine still thinking Charlie's a teenager think before you comment
6:48 Charlie needs to pay his editor double for this one.
"Nice guys and trombone players never get the girl"... As a divorced trombone playing nice guy I can say this statement is true.
Sorry to hear that, man. The mailman?
ruclips.net/video/1SOEKaisqqo/видео.html
No one gets the girl in this day and age. She gets too much out of divorcing your ass. And there is always someone better. So don't feel bad, all men shall fall at the lips of a pussy, and they shall never return to the heights they once soared.
@@duncanedgin9433 lol what a virgin take
bro mailman out here slaying like some kinda anime protagonist
"I hate routine" Says the man who wears the same kind of shirt everyday
Don’t question the alpha
“Travel alone, with a friend, or with family”
Charlie: Oh Im a lone ranger I only travel alone
Dom Toretto: *w h a t*
Charlie is mad unfunny.
@@bruv1835 I respect your opinion
@@nota_ninja3909 I can't tho, tell me how this guy is funny.
@@bruv1835 ok
@@bruv1835 his humor isnt for everyone i guess
Charile telling us he is an alpha male is like someone telling me the sun is bright
ruclips.net/video/pwwPDI8Dj5s/видео.html
Great comment!
Charlie is mad unfunny.
WHY SHOULD OBOMBA BE THE PRESIDENT HES BLACK
WHY SHOULD OBOMBA BE THE PRESIDENT HES BLACK
I’m actually convinced Charlie’s car is a traveling psych ward 😂
stolen from food dip
LOL
@Not RickRoll 😭👇 4 days
I understand that reference
Charlie is mad unfunny.
"The human brain is super complex and advanced."
- The Human Brain
“The brain is wrinkly”
-The Brain
''Mmm brain juice''
- The Brain
ruclips.net/video/1SOEKaisqqo/видео.html
@@Shazoo1997 - zombie
"Everything"
- The Human Brain
So humble, a giga chad lowering himself just so he can interact with us peasants
Charlie is gonna rule the world someday...
ruclips.net/video/pwwPDI8Dj5s/видео.html
Charlie is mad unfunny.
Charlie is mad unfunny.
Damn, the bots are annoying
One time i clicked on the link of the bots and it took me to a hyena eating a baby lion
“Do you have any thoughts on Hassan’s house” 😂
Stan and Mitch are probably the best side characters in the game
I'm not even one for playing story games but I think I might buy this one, some of these characters and stories are just too cool.
@@SarudeDanstorm yeah
No but John supremacy
@@stormyweeb FR john is the best
Nah im pretty sure youre the side characters and theyre the main characters. Only MCs are that cool
4:08 truly the most immersive experience for Charlie
The new Life Is Strange looks better than I thought it would…
The way Jarod screams go literally sounds like how one of the demons from my childhood nightmare screamed at me knocking me down the hall and out of a two story window it literally gave me ptsd lol
I love watching him try his best to dodge politics, it’s hilarious
27:39 you have no reason to believe me but when i played through this part I actually was able to follow it vaguely somehow and got it right. It’s possible but it’s meant to be a guess I think
*Brutal murder happening in the background* "Jarod's fucking awesome!" 15:29
7:20 i was waiting for him to say stfu stan lee
his first words “i’m a lone wolf “ 😆
"I travel alone" says the man who's afraid to travel on planes.
There's a difference between being alone...
And moving at hundreds of miles an hour thousands of feet in the air lol
I mean you dont exactly drive alone in a plane
What
@@behappy5869 I mean you dont exactly drive in a plane
Maybe he hates travelling by plane bc you can't be alone in an aircraft
Jarod speaks and screams while his cigarette still in his mouth and it didn't even fall. now that's alpha
Name of game?
@@Channel-et9ti it’s called “road 96” and it’s like 20 dollars on steam
4:08
He finally accepted his fate
Hey! I'm currently playing road 96 on NY channel and it's a very fun time it would mean a lot if you could join in & see if you like it thanks and sorry to bother
what an amazing game. crazy how the devs knew it would be so good it dosnt need a name. truly a nameless masterpiece.
Nice to know a Ghoul from Fallout got a job as a taxi driver
I actually cannot believe that Charles "The Chess Grandmaster" White is so shit at Connect-Four
I know lol
"GOOOOOO!!!" Jarod said calmly.
When the guy with the gun started talking I was like: "Is that... The ancient reptilian brain?"
charlie just having gorgeous luscious hair and also resembling jesus christ himself is beyond alpha.
So is your mom
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I love how humble Charlie is calling him self the alpha when hes actually a sigma
Charlie is mad unfunny.
nah hes definitely alpha. sigma males are usually nerdy loners
Only reason he isn't a sigma is because of that connect 4 sequence
@Dis Dig ofc not its just a meme
The game is called Road 96 for whoever is wondering
Thanks I really was I was scrolling just to find this comment
10:06 “scripted”
Buddy went underprepared on a escape path that tells you, you need more then four energy bars.
The artstyle looks like TF2 and Hello Neighbour combined
7:14 to whoever's interested in the song, its Bella Ciao
Yeah I thought I recognised it
"I am the Alpha and the Omega, the First and the Last, the Beginning and the End.” Revalation 22:13 written by Charlie
ruclips.net/video/pwwPDI8Dj5s/видео.html
4:17 the game predicted that you were short from the questions you answered in the beginning
I don't know how he does it, but Charlie always finds the most bizarre games, and manages to make them entertaining to watch with his commentary.
yeah i still have no idea what the fuck is going on
How tf are you on every single comment section I go on
Go away you aren't Justin Y
I thought this game was kinda popular, it is a great game
this was announced at nintendo direct or e3 and u could play the demo a while back its pretty popular I wanna buy it but don't have the money sadly so I was very happy when mister nutty jesus uploaded this video
Wow in 2 minutes Charlie already predicted the ending correctly… unbelievable
i'm really digging the music at 11:26
this is a certified hood classic.
CHARLIE IS RACIST
Bruh, nobody say anything to the bots
Dont respond to the negative people. They want attention.
Charlie is mad unfunny.
Shut up jamal
6:50 More editing? He's on a roll!
Omg the first part where she sad oh that’s sad
And Charlie was like fuck you had me dying 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
damn that cyberpunk update really improved it alot
2:18 that would be a sick breakdown vocal
“15 views and 1 minute ago” Yeah this is going to be good.
why use quotations
@@amp4105 it’s what I was thinking and I didn’t want to use the over saturated “Me:” format.
“I’m the alpha”
part 2: “I’m the beta”
Great comment!
SEÁN'S PAPA BURNING NOW HAHA 👹👹👹
@@complimentbot7015 thanks man
@@loganroofpedoexposer4952 touch some grass
@@complimentbot7015 oh the name… thanks anyway
"You're so fuxked" Lost at Connect 4 the first try.. 😂
You can swear on the internet. No one is gonna tell on you.
7:02 bella ciao. damn im surprised i recognized that
*Vergil laughing in the corner:* I am the alpha and the omega
Normally I'd wait for the full release, but for Charlie I'm willing to try the Alpha.
What game is it
@@marcyward773 im tryna find that out too
@@candlekin2146 Road96
@@candlekin2146 road 96 is the name
if he says he's the alpha HES THE ALPHA
im so drunk this slaps
Eu
THIRTY MINUTE CHARLES VID
THIRTY MINUTE CHARLES VID
I randomly saw this on the Switch Recommended and got it last week. One of my best choices tbh.
what game is this?
ruclips.net/video/1SOEKaisqqo/видео.html
*eats rotting food*
Charlie: "Oooh! Yum yum yum!"
Charlie: I travel alone cause I’m an Alpha
Also Charlie: fuck you for not wanting to travel with me I’m taking the trombone
Given my firm belief that twitch is a complete sh*thole, Charlie has radiply become my number one source for zero-context streams.
The clear bias in this game is hilarious
Charlie puts actual effort into not saying the name of the game in his youtube clips lmaooo
1:00 I like how they're not even trying. That's literally just an edited photo of Brezhnev.
Monotone Jesus has blessed us with another hood classic
Zoe’s the type of person to say “I know my rights”
tbf he did unlawfully arrest her
@@ihaveadream3321 i mean she didn't commit a crime sooo
@@fiddlesticks8687 I would've arrested her too, she was annoying af
Imagine a human having rights. Beta shit
1:06 that man literally stared at him then just booked it when he actually looked at him
Guys the game is called Road 96
This game portrays the average redditor so well
Egg
eeg
This TF2 mod is wild
"I could become the new terrorist, I don't see any reason not to..." dude that was funny
"im a lone ranger, i only travel alone, im the alpha male"
ok i believe that 100%
Charlie is mad unfunny.
@@bruv1835 and you are?
@@NTRLFire I'm sorry, but that has no relevancy to the comment.
@@bruv1835 you have 130 comments bro stfu
Charlie's titles always make me laugh
7:38 trombone players always blow it.
The irl lightning at 9:10 had me rolling
7:08 holy shit bella ciao
"Do you have any thoughts on Hasan's house"😂😂😂
Charlie you didn't have to state you're the alpha, we all know already
Games like that are hilarious, because it's clear the writer doesn't actually talk to anyone beside a small group of terminally online weirdos.
I love the inclusion of a tension meter, considering I can't read a room to save my life
Me: Reads the title.
Also me: “I thought everyone knew…?”
Always has been the alpha, Charlie.
This game feels like a fever dream
The game is called Road 96.
I see a lot of people in the comment asking for this.
Thanks, only thing that bothers me is he never puts the names of the games anywhere.
@@eeyuup he is the alpha......he just don't care.
3:26
The man:
-has a mustache
-has a British accent
-has a side burn
Yep, definitely Ringo Starr.
Orange man bad. The Videogame.
yo this game actually looks awesome. most original shit I’ve seen in a while
do you know what game it is?
@@jonahzurn527 road96
@@qwerasdliop2810 thank you
its literally democrat propaganda bruh. i'm a liberal and this games is wayyyy too political
@@littlefinn9651 Still looks fun tho