The One Lizardmen Legendary Lord Who Serves Grand Cathay Who Invaded Lustria
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Note: Immortal Empires also adds a further 60+ playable factions (each led by a legendary lord), across 15+ races, from the previous 2 games and their DLC.
Playable races and factions introduced in Total War: Warhammer III
Race Faction Lord name Required DLC
Daemons of Chaos Wh3 main dae daemon prince 256Legion of Chaos The Daemon Prince Base game
Grand Cathay The Northern ProvincesThe Northern Provinces Miao Ying, the Storm Dragon Base game
The Western ProvincesThe Western Provinces Zhao Ming, the Iron Dragon Base game
The Jade Court The Jade Court Yuan Bo, the Jade Dragon Shadows of Change DLC
Khorne Exiles of KhorneExiles of Khorne Skarbrand the Exiled Base game
Kislev The Ice CourtThe Ice Court Tzarina Katarin Base game
The Great OrthodoxyThe Great Orthodoxy Kostaltyn Base game
Ursun RevivalistsUrsun Revivalists Boris Ursus Base game
Boris must be unlocked in-game, for some campaigns
Kislev ExpeditionKislev Expedition Prince Yuri Base game
The Lost God only
Daughters of the ForestDaughters of the Forest Mother Ostankya Shadows of Change DLC
Nurgle Poxmakers of NurglePoxmakers of Nurgle Ku'gath Plaguefather Base game
Ogre Kingdoms GoldtoothGoldtooth Greasus Goldtooth Ogre Kingdoms (DLC)
Disciples of the MawDisciples of the Maw Skrag the Slaughterer Ogre Kingdoms (DLC)
Slaanesh Seducers of SlaaneshSeducers of Slaanesh N'Kari Base game
Tzeentch Oracles of TzeentchOracles of Tzeentch Kairos Fateweaver Base game
The DeceiversThe Deceivers The Changeling Shadows of Change DLC
Warriors of Chaos Legion of the GorequeenLegion of the Gorequeen Valkia the Bloody Champions of Chaos DLC
Puppets of MisrulePuppets of Misrule Vilitch the Curseling Champions of Chaos DLC
Shadow LegionShadow Legion Be'lakor Added for free
Immortal Empires only
The Ecstatic LegionsThe Ecstatic Legions Azazel Champions of Chaos DLC
The FecunditesThe Fecundites Festus the Leechlord Champions of Chaos DLC
Development
TWW3 art with furies no logo
High-res version of the key art, depicting Kislev vs Khorne.
Early development
In 2015, after Total War: Warhammer was announced but before it released, Creative Assembly announced that they planned to create a trilogy of Total War: Warhammer games.[1]
In 2016, Russian data-miners discovered plans in the Total War: Warhammer game files for a third game featuring Khorne, Nurgle, Tzeentch and Slaanesh as factions.
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This isn't the first time for Cult of Sotek thought the Cathayan Dragon is Sotek
Hold on that actually makes sense. Is the sea dragon or one of the missing ones the truth behind sotek?
@@Shimatzu95when Yin Yin launched her disastrous Lustria invasion one of the survivors was captured. They didn’t immediately kill him because they thought his dragon tattoo was a tattoo of Sotek. This let him escape and make it all the way back to Cathay where he told the Dragon Emperor himself exactly how much Yin Yin screwed up and the Dragon Emperor had him write his story down and got his monks to copy and disseminate it all across Cathay.
Glad to see you took my idea of the Jade Dragon and allying him with the Lizardmen. XD
Plot twist: the Skaven were clan pestilence. Lord Skrolk caused unimaginable indigestion before killing the Jade Dragon
Broke: suicide squad
Woke: suicide doomstack.
Could be worse. He could have been fed a Stirland feast.
By Sigmar NO!
@@hoomanlel5149 Full Stirland course!
Dude, even Nurgle and Slaanesh would say, "Too far!" @@indrickboreale7381
Average Stirland meal
Rotten bread with Nurgle maggots holding together skaven meat (who don't exist) and orc meat (Stirland greens for growing Stirland boys). For cheese, maybe some oozing puss from a Sylvanian zombie
Fking pish heads on a fie!
PISH HEAD! FIE!
PISH! FIE! HOW THE FK DID THIS HAPPEN?
Imirik also worships the Cathay dragons, its just a different kind of worship involving cameras and body pillows
I believe thats called stalking
Dragon! Dragon! Dragon! Dragon!
Imrik's favorite anime is Kobayashi's Dragon Maid
@@user-qf9eq1ur3z Imrik: "That's not a dragon! That's just a loli with oversized breasts, sharp teeth, and horns glued to her head!."
"But she can become a dragon!"
Imrik: "IT'S NOT THE SAME AND YOU KNOW IT."
@@snappycenter7863Dragon! Dragon! Dragon! Dragon!
This is probably not the most humiliating thing a dragon kid had to do, let’s not forget about the one who runs the Cathayan Navy.
YIN YIN AND HER OVERCOMPENSATE GIANT SHIP.
Yinyin the girlfailure.
To be fair there’s no way poor YinYin could have knows that a bunch of ultra powerful magic frogs would look at her massive navy and go “nah” before sending 2 whole hurricanes at it
@@squishmellowspeaks6785 Sadly, you and I know that her siblings won’t let her hear the end of it even if either one could’ve made the same potential mistake. Anytime she tries to brag again, you know one will pull out the “Who lost our navy to the fat toads of Lustria again?”
@@squishmellowspeaks6785 The dragon family always was aware of the lizardmen, the dragon emperor was alive at the time the old ones were on the planet and even holds a grudge against them for altering the planet's climate.
The whole point of that expedition was to show off Cathay naval prowess, it wouldn't make sense to go to Lustria if Yinyin didn't know that strong people were there.
100000 skaven? Damn that's an entire family or 2 two
On the plus side, Yuan Bo now knows 108 ways to prepare and cook a Skaven.
Yuan Bo turned into Mazdamundi.
Greasus*
* grom the paunch
the four hungry enough to eat a horse men
He took a lesson from the changeling I see. Plus all you can eat skaven, and before you judge, Zhao has definitely eaten more and worse while hanging with his BFF.
But at least Greasus can cook. He makes a mean weed-skaven stew.
Bro straight up got turned into a dragon ogre lmao😂
lore accurate , its canon now
Man he's gonna get second hand warp stoned from all those skaven corpses....his brother is going to be so happy to have a stoner buddy!
What’s hilarious is how possible this is to happen in lore lmao Edit: IT DID LOL
What's the source, I wish to read it
Almost every vid tariff makes is lore accurate
Yuan Bo now become Big Dong Bo.
I belive those 2 skinks who got dispointed returned to tehehauin after that.
Hmm... so the reason the Slaan are all so fat is because the skinks force-feed them skaven.
Is that how Dragon Ogres are made?
I didn’t know Cathey had an oger faction!
And then they relayed all of the footage of the yuan bo skaven mukbangs throughout the geomantic web
Yao Ming: Well, seems like our modest brother had himself a feast... alone... and telling nobody
Yuan Bo: I... uh... frankly speaking i can't even deny
Yuan Bo: It's tough to be a god.
Gz on 100k subscribers bro
Lmao that one really got me. ALSO 100K CONGRATULATIONS!
Xhou Ming proceeds to burst out laughing.
Congrats on 100k subs more to come 🙏❤
Bro just ate a tier 3 skaven settlement
The quest for eternal chonk never ends.
Ahh so Gressus will have competition now.
I mean this is what happens when with any of the one-dragon-emperor child doomstacks and send then vs skaven.
Here we are. We've finally arrived at GAWK audio.
I LOVE Tarriff 😊
Funny there's a proverb in my language that goes like "Carrying a snake to your own chicken pen" to describe traitorous acts.
Are you Vietnamese ?
@@BowserTheMighty Yes
Who knows, Sotek might actually be called Suo Tai and is Yuan Bo ‘s nevermet big big big big brother/sister who died from…..eating too much in Lustria.
It's Ogre for Yuan-Bo.
It's so yogre
Did... Did they turn Yuan Bo into a Slann?
First it was plague ogres. Now jade ogres. God its spreading
Our hero Son Lóng- Quick find a Bismo alcamist for Shen Soltek..
Now you've made me wonder... What's the caloric value of an average sized Skaven?
I don’t think Skaven meat is good for you yuan bo should see a life wizard
Warpstone 😋
@@leodiusd4858Clan Pestilence.
Question -> will you make a video about the fact that Arkan got his title stolen by Zlatan stole. Same with Nakaï and Wulfrik. And the future ogre Lord Gorf and Moriathi as well
so, A new Slann has been created
Pretty sure just eating one skaven raw is poisonous to kill a dragon, but hey whatever it takes to get free wifi.
I can only imagine what ogres would do if they found out that being mistaken for Sotek allows you to eat thousands of Skaven every day...
Previous time when odres find Scavenblight, they are nearly feasted on ruins.
I think now Yuan Bo will find a common language with Greasus
Btw. What you all lads think the Great Plan really is?
I have 2 ideas.
1. Closing the Polar Gates and they need the Web in order to seal it with magic.
2. It is to make sure Fantasy gets reborn after the Age of Sigmar has its own End Times and the cycle repeats itself.
Let us out, dude, its dark
SILLY SOTEK
There is the new ogre LL YuanBo
A Cathayan restaurant was born.
Silly Sotek!
from dragon to slann
NOOOO my high speed internet!!
i can not unhear josh from him. xD
THE Cupcakke gulp perfection
Yuan Bo didn't really think this through.
Another reason the Cathay dragons get along with the Ogres!
What they don’t know won't hurt them
bro he is literal dragon-ogre
Better than the gummy worm that they originally summon.
B I G Jade Dragon
I don't think it s the right flying giant reptile.
New Warhammer lore
I mean, it could be worse. Just like how the half dragon horse was made. This time we could have half dragon lizard…….
Little did Yuan Bo expect, this was all part of the lizard’s great plan. It’s simple! You just need my conspiracy theory hat to see it! Hear me out:
Step one: Fatten up the jade dragon with skaven corpses.
Step 2: The Ogres go to war with Cathay due to Yuan trying to rival their gut sizes.
Step 3: The Skaven will personally begin putting more contracts on Yuan due to his feasting on their “unpaid interns”.
Step 4: The empire will sever ties due to Yuan enjoying a delectable feast of animals that do not exist.
Step 5: Cathay collapses.
Do you see!? It all makes perfect sense! The lizards do run the planet!
sotek best god
Are Sotek Ever
So… did he get the Geometric Web Password?
Impersonating a god has it's price.
When I play Tehenhuain. I kick Yaun Bo's ass because I want his traits. And unite Lustria.
So I will assume force feeding Yuan Bo with Skaven is canon.
Classic Cathayan scheme and L, Lizardchads stay winning
XD