Guide to the Races of Star Trek

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  • @TDashLIVE
    @TDashLIVE Год назад +42

    I'm not a huge Star Troop fan, but I'll always remember Spunk's classic line, "Look long and paddle."

  • @martinmaguire-music6692
    @martinmaguire-music6692 8 лет назад +459

    I like the pause prior to Mactonites. A lot.

    • @ginseng0274
      @ginseng0274 8 лет назад +10

      +Rose English Deluxe no thats moonman

    • @DropTehBazz
      @DropTehBazz 7 лет назад +11

      Sicker than your average...

    • @jombones3324
      @jombones3324 6 лет назад +5

      moonman moonman can't you see

    • @tux1468
      @tux1468 3 года назад +4

      @@ginseng0274 okay racist

    • @JTF544
      @JTF544 3 года назад +5

      Lieutenant Yiff

  • @tjzambonischwartz
    @tjzambonischwartz 3 года назад +87

    Since this was made, two things have happened:
    1. The dude in the Mactonite outfit became Commander Saru on Discovery
    2. A Mactonite appeared in the background of Star Trek Lower Decks, episode 7 "Much Ado About Boimler."
    Coincidence? I doubt it. Mike McMahon seems like the kind of nerd who would d down with the Neil.

  • @WDC_OSA
    @WDC_OSA 9 лет назад +294

    Calling it the square planet was a stroke of genius.

  • @neilcic
    @neilcic  9 лет назад +1166

    first

    • @TheEcoolarg
      @TheEcoolarg 9 лет назад +17

      I shouldnt like this as much as I did, but I did... you are as good as a non sequitur in video form as you are in lyrical talent niel. Grettings from argentina.

    • @Viraus2
      @Viraus2 9 лет назад +4

      Bajinas

    • @OmegaII
      @OmegaII 9 лет назад +2

      High five for the last one.

    • @neilcic
      @neilcic  9 лет назад +33

      ***** hmm good points, i need to rethink some things.

    • @glorton7119
      @glorton7119 9 лет назад +1

      Menudo, lmao Neil gr8 job

  • @theneedledrop
    @theneedledrop 9 лет назад +723

    I'M LEARNING SO MUCH!!!!!

    • @Pearcey80
      @Pearcey80 9 лет назад +21

      Best New Meme, Antonio Fanderas

    • @Iceknight212
      @Iceknight212 9 лет назад +7

      Are you going to comment on every video he uploads until we get Mouth Speaks to round off the trilogy?

    • @FantanoShorts
      @FantanoShorts 9 лет назад +4

      IS THERE SUCH A THING GOING TO HAPPEN!N!N!N?!???!??

    • @ilikespacedinosaurs
      @ilikespacedinosaurs 9 лет назад +4

      You're commenting on every video I watch.

    • @pokeman123451
      @pokeman123451 7 лет назад +9

      go review a vagina

  • @porygonlover322
    @porygonlover322 6 лет назад +24

    The secret funniest thing about this is that it says the "Cardigans" were the villains of "Villager" which isn't even close to true on any level

  • @BobofWOGGLE
    @BobofWOGGLE 7 лет назад +322

    But what about Johnny LaFridge, the deaf electrician from The Nest Gentrification? He wasn't any of these, so what was he?

    • @OmegaMapDesign
      @OmegaMapDesign 7 лет назад +91

      He was a white people. Trust me on this one, it's the future.

    • @animechuck4219
      @animechuck4219 7 лет назад +4

      You SURE he was white people? Cause I thought he was a Cooped Upkindy

    • @magik4353
      @magik4353 6 лет назад +33

      he was a reaping rainboy

    • @YuukiTakemoto1996
      @YuukiTakemoto1996 5 лет назад +5

      @@magik4353 IIIIIII CAN'T GO ANYWHEREEEE

    • @christopherbryan160
      @christopherbryan160 3 года назад +1

      Mactonite

  • @somerandomguy39
    @somerandomguy39 9 лет назад +138

    Lieutenant Yiff. Made me nearly spit at the TV, great job. 10/10, would cringe again.

  • @shukterhousejive
    @shukterhousejive 9 лет назад +220

    R,.I.P. to mister Lionel Neimans, your work as Spot inspired us all

    • @FloppyRodrigo
      @FloppyRodrigo 8 лет назад +9

      Shukterhouse Jive Lionel Nickelodeon

    • @dinkules
      @dinkules 8 лет назад +6

      +Floppy Rodrigo lionel richie

    • @handsomebrick
      @handsomebrick 8 лет назад +7

      Leonard McCoy

    • @joshybratwurst1398
      @joshybratwurst1398 6 лет назад +2

      Shukterhouse Jive And now he's actually died

    • @Bawgle
      @Bawgle 5 лет назад +2

      Dont forget his work as GoofTroop from Trackfilmers the Moving

  • @gilbert7119
    @gilbert7119 9 лет назад +27

    I can't believe no one is mourning Tasha Yasha. Their death truly hit me the hardest during a re-watch of the original Star Trick series.

    • @gilbert7119
      @gilbert7119 9 лет назад +3

      On further recollection, I believe it was actually a re-watch of the Next Generalization.

    • @recurvestickerdragon
      @recurvestickerdragon 3 года назад +2

      I just got to that episode

  • @handsomebrick
    @handsomebrick 8 лет назад +115

    Some prefer Captain Genre Pecan from The Next Generalization, but personally I prefer Captain John T. Kick from the original Star Trick.

    • @nolankorica3752
      @nolankorica3752 7 лет назад +15

      I personally liked Captain Janestain

    • @animechuck4219
      @animechuck4219 7 лет назад +5

      I prefer Captain Bunker Archie and his first mate Italian Stereotype.

    • @TheMagnificentToby
      @TheMagnificentToby 3 года назад +10

      I know its an unpopular opinion but Captain Benjin Cishet from Deep Six Five is my favorite. He’s just such a great dad to James.

  • @LivelyPaint
    @LivelyPaint 9 лет назад +97

    "IS THIS SOME SORT OF MEME?"
    He asked. The year is 2035, and "meme" has superseded "joke" in the English language.

    • @thomasw4422
      @thomasw4422 3 года назад +6

      Good meme

    • @thefallcor1
      @thefallcor1 Год назад +1

      The year is 2023 and this has happened. I am sorry past person 😢

  • @TH-zb7sh
    @TH-zb7sh 9 лет назад +76

    this is great, few fans can really identify differences between ligers and tigons. Live ling and pester!!

  • @PukiePie
    @PukiePie Год назад +11

    Words don’t even come close to describing the boundless, transcendent love I’ve felt for this video since I first saw it as an adolescent.

    • @zhubwat
      @zhubwat 8 месяцев назад

      I come back to this video every few months just to smile at it.

  • @kmfed93
    @kmfed93 3 года назад +26

    Everyone knows that Captain Pecan always drank hot coffee in The Next Generalization

  • @Bulldozer4000
    @Bulldozer4000 9 лет назад +121

    I am so enlightened. Thank you, Trekko1601. Now my erotic crossover fanfiction will never be inaccurate again.

    • @s1mstim
      @s1mstim 5 лет назад +4

      hey do you have a link to the fan fic?

    • @-AAA-147
      @-AAA-147 3 года назад

      Still waiting on that fanfic...

    • @Diaperchief911
      @Diaperchief911 Год назад

      hey, link?

  • @magik4353
    @magik4353 7 лет назад +115

    RIP Aunt Yellow who played Checkout in Star Trap Beyonce, as well as Leopard Anemic who played Mr. Spunk in the original 1917 silent film.
    You gotta give it up to Germ Dingleberry. He had a real vision inventing the Starboy franchise. It's like Captain Crick always said, "Long Live The Prospector".

    • @optillian4182
      @optillian4182 3 года назад +8

      Recently, we had to mourn for Arrow Hamburger, who played Eggnog and Ronald Applesauce, who played Dodo. RIP in piece.

    • @jakobphillips3204
      @jakobphillips3204 8 месяцев назад +2

      Last year, we lost Nashville Nipples, who played Nairoba Unholy in the original Star Truck stop motion series. May she rest in peeps.

  • @PumpkinMozie
    @PumpkinMozie 9 лет назад +89

    wait was that a picture of The Wiggles ahahahahahahahahhaha

  • @HOOTwheelz
    @HOOTwheelz 9 лет назад +57

    star trek villager was the best series of star trek. captain gameplay was only the best captain and most effective against the Bork and Cardigans.

    • @jessicagray1875
      @jessicagray1875 6 лет назад +10

      I would agree that Captain Cranegay was the best captain, but I'm partial to the Dork Seventy Wine series myself. I enjoyed delving deeper into Files O'Lyin's character and family dynamics.

    • @OmicronusMartinez
      @OmicronusMartinez 2 года назад +4

      @@jessicagray1875 Yes. Miles Per Hour and his lovely wife Kinko's were very deep characters in Startropics Deep Dish Pizza

  • @vexfidel4127
    @vexfidel4127 4 года назад +11

    This guide was informative back in the day, but it should really be modernized to include recent additions to the Star Tank universe, such as Sue the Killerman from Star Threads: Disco Inferno.

  • @D3YD
    @D3YD 9 лет назад +15

    0:00 "Good morning"
    2:04 "Good night"

    • @doughboywhine
      @doughboywhine 3 года назад +1

      you never know which part of the galaxy your voyagers are from

    • @LordPhobos6502
      @LordPhobos6502 3 месяца назад

      I thought it was lunchtime...

  • @AlleyBetwixt
    @AlleyBetwixt 8 лет назад +14

    For some reason I totally lost it at Bork. Then couldn't stop wheezing until the end. Not sure how I didn't see this sooner, but ffs, better late than never.

  • @Kazuo1G
    @Kazuo1G 9 лет назад +30

    So we have the Vortices, the Changeups, and the Alli'gadars all making up the Domino's Pizza.

  • @someduder5044
    @someduder5044 8 лет назад +18

    This is best viewed with the volume set to just about max, so you can appreciate the subtle differences between the breathing in the mic and the tongue movement.

  • @MrGregorychant
    @MrGregorychant 9 лет назад +34

    One of my favorite Vegan characters is Commander Loophole from Star Trek: Energize.

  • @topdamagewizard
    @topdamagewizard 8 лет назад +8

    "MacTonights" I'm....Fucking.....Dead.

  • @brandonthesteele
    @brandonthesteele 9 лет назад +26

    Managed to keep a straight face until "Bagelbites"

    • @brandonthesteele
      @brandonthesteele 9 лет назад +4

      Brandon Shaffer jk I laughed at "Lieutenant Yiff"

  • @harjutapa
    @harjutapa 8 лет назад +109

    That last race... so terrifying.

    • @Leroyteam
      @Leroyteam 7 лет назад +18

      Its science fiction.

    • @handsomebrick
      @handsomebrick 6 лет назад +15

      They're the antagonists of the new show.

    • @sharp14x
      @sharp14x 5 лет назад +3

      The villains from Star Trek: Discovery.

    • @littlesnowflakepunk855
      @littlesnowflakepunk855 2 года назад +1

      @@handsomebrick they're the villains in real life too

  • @orangeoblivion
    @orangeoblivion 9 лет назад +14

    My favorite quote from Captain Ginnwey: "Blast off!"

  • @LovablePWNER
    @LovablePWNER 9 лет назад +90

    Star Trek Villager was a real drop in quality from the previous series.
    It is hard to top Cap'n Crunch

    • @Kazuo1G
      @Kazuo1G 9 лет назад +27

      You mean Captain Highway? GET YOUR FACTS STRAIGHT. Personally, I prefer Captain Crisco from Start Tack: Dip Stick Ninety. But Captain Marker from Steer Tech: Emphasize has to be the worst.

    • @LovablePWNER
      @LovablePWNER 9 лет назад +5

      Agreed. Villager really made the Bork Consentive really pointless though with that cycling lightsaber

    • @troggdorthesecond
      @troggdorthesecond 9 лет назад +5

      Kazuo1G But I thought we all believed that Starch Tick: Entertainment was the worst. That Captain Archibald made so many bad decisions.

    • @danielsimpson8962
      @danielsimpson8962 8 лет назад +3

      +Jack Lobrano no star tip enterpriter was much bitter than villager, acher made bad decersions but was relatable, plus Captain safeway was a woman

  • @jlcarrozza
    @jlcarrozza 9 лет назад +30

    It would have been even funnier if you had used the Star Wars theme over this.

  • @TroyBrophy
    @TroyBrophy 9 лет назад +58

    Oh man....Was hoping for the Kardashians.

    • @NeoCarbuncle
      @NeoCarbuncle 9 лет назад +25

      Out of context, that is a comment I never thought I would thumbs up.

    • @jeremiahstaley2708
      @jeremiahstaley2708 9 лет назад +2

      Episcopalians... LOL

    • @optillian4182
      @optillian4182 3 года назад +1

      That would've been too easy.

  • @LimeyLassen
    @LimeyLassen 9 лет назад +75

    You're a treasure, Nick.

  • @CaseyMcKinnon
    @CaseyMcKinnon 9 лет назад +12

    I'm laughing my ass off at the Mactonights and Full Grown Cats. You RULE!!!

  • @bastlake
    @bastlake 9 лет назад +18

    0:27 the Verizon seen here of course played by Fizzy Pop

  • @GBart
    @GBart 9 лет назад +10

    I love how it's obvious he knows all the proper names

  • @qwertydeluxe
    @qwertydeluxe 9 лет назад +5

    Thanks for educating me on the hip new show Stark Trip! I didn't know anything about it before but now I can show up my nerd friends.

  • @setokaiba4174
    @setokaiba4174 8 лет назад +9

    Ah yes, I too am a fan of Lieutenant Yiff from the unforgettable Star Tenk: The Next Generalization.

  • @MarkTuchinsky
    @MarkTuchinsky 9 лет назад +22

    What about Startergate? With Cruton O'nile, Cat-on Cart,Mocker Dam Yall, and Tungsten.

    • @Overcrox
      @Overcrox 4 года назад +2

      Actually, it's O'Nille. With two Ls.

    • @MarkTuchinsky
      @MarkTuchinsky 4 года назад +3

      @@Overcrox Except they're actually Capital i's. XD

  • @NoNoseJob_no
    @NoNoseJob_no 9 лет назад +3

    I love the pause before "mactonites": "...? Fudge it, that's from Straw Tick"

  • @UkiMalefu
    @UkiMalefu 9 лет назад +16

    I hated it, but I loved it. The needs of the peanuts, outweigh the needs of the chew, or the Juan.

  • @treywaka2444
    @treywaka2444 9 лет назад +4

    This is my first time watching this video yet I've seen it a million times before

  • @Fullofpies
    @Fullofpies 8 лет назад +3

    My god that's the most fantastic voice ever. I could listen to you do that voice reading literally anything!

  • @marachime
    @marachime 7 лет назад +13

    all the tiny alterations are making me hyperventilate with NERD LAUGHTER

  • @crazyhans
    @crazyhans 9 лет назад +12

    Everything you make is fucking gold.

  • @ssjcloud
    @ssjcloud 8 лет назад +7

    As a noob of star trek, this made the universe even more confusing

  • @mejd16
    @mejd16 7 лет назад +2

    These are my favorite video serieses.

  • @semi-sweet
    @semi-sweet 9 лет назад +4

    I was really hyped up when I saw you uploaded a new video and then I watched it and couldn't stop laughing, which I can't say for a lot of videos, even videos from channels I really enjoy like wheezywaiter. You may not upload very frequently anymore Neil, but when you do it's always gold. This is one of the reasons you are among my few role models.

  • @43jenp
    @43jenp 9 лет назад +14

    I love Captain Pecan

    • @ThePandoraGuy
      @ThePandoraGuy 8 лет назад +1

      +43jenp Yeah man, Captain John-Luke Pecan. And don't you forget Captain Mujahideen It-is-so from the space station Freak Twix Brian, the very original Captain Jeans Tiberium Kane, the first female in command Captain Katholics Segway and from the prequel series Star Black Exercise, Captain Jehova Archway.

    • @jessicagray1875
      @jessicagray1875 6 лет назад

      I'm partial to Captain Jailbreak myself

  • @LnPPersonified
    @LnPPersonified 8 лет назад +3

    VGA brought me here, and this is beautiful.

  • @OmegaMapDesign
    @OmegaMapDesign 7 лет назад +4

    "The honorable Klingsofleon [...] who believe in honor."

  • @ethannelson8656
    @ethannelson8656 8 лет назад +12

    You forgot to mention the Icecreamconians

  • @F3ST3Rfilms
    @F3ST3Rfilms 8 лет назад +25

    The Honorable Lieutenant Yiff

  • @JameyDePluton
    @JameyDePluton 9 лет назад +2

    I'M SERIOUSLY DYING! This was the funniest video I've ever seen!

  • @jordanetherington1922
    @jordanetherington1922 8 лет назад +18

    Seven Bajinas.

  • @seatspud
    @seatspud 5 лет назад +5

    Aw, you forgot about the Pacmen, who needed stuff to help them get somewhere.

  • @Brainsploder
    @Brainsploder 9 лет назад +1

    Was in real danger of asphyxiation while watching this. Laughing too hard to breathe from "Fluvog" on and quite awhile after it ended. This video almost killed me. Thanks

  • @GreyDancer42
    @GreyDancer42 8 лет назад +3

    This is exactly how my old mum tried to explain Star Trek to me once, it's AMAZING. She once asked me what was going on when Luke was using the force, exasperated I told her to use her imagination... a few moments later she innocently asked "Is it the wind?".

  • @MurlocManiac511
    @MurlocManiac511 8 лет назад +5

    "Who Captain Kick fought one of them" 😂

  • @Imagiinae
    @Imagiinae 2 года назад +1

    I love that this video starts with "good morning" and ends with "good night"

  • @woodfur00
    @woodfur00 2 года назад +3

    (same voice) Last night, Darth Vader came down from Planet Vulcan and told me that if I don't take Lorraine out, that he'd melt my brain.

  • @HappisakVideos
    @HappisakVideos 8 лет назад +3

    Thing is to most non Trek fans this is actually how they see the show, which is probably the point of this video! :D

  • @OmegaMapDesign
    @OmegaMapDesign Год назад +2

    I always marvel at the foresight needed to have "the blue Antonios" right before a picture of Lou Antonio playing the Liger.

  • @Pseudoping
    @Pseudoping 8 лет назад +5

    Holding up but the Goopster broke me.

  • @KustomFu
    @KustomFu 9 лет назад +6

    I LEARNED A LOT THANSK

  • @ApocalypseMoose
    @ApocalypseMoose 7 лет назад +4

    Not enough episodes centered around the USS Wiggles.

  • @AceAngelTTV
    @AceAngelTTV 9 лет назад +12

    Awesome AMSR video 10/10

  • @Hanklerfishies
    @Hanklerfishies 9 лет назад +2

    fantastic, neil. a genuine chortle for people who actually watched star trip.

  • @Nonsequitorian
    @Nonsequitorian 9 лет назад +12

    Ah yes the bagelbites.

  • @GateGeek
    @GateGeek 9 лет назад +10

    Poor Tasha Yasha...

  • @edwardurbin6983
    @edwardurbin6983 6 лет назад +1

    The Mactonites had me laughing so hard for so long what a great reference.

  • @FiddlesticksDraws
    @FiddlesticksDraws 4 года назад

    I was confused because I've gotten a new video from this channel today but I did not remember subscribing to this channel at all. Now I see why I subscribed.

  • @sammydrumm
    @sammydrumm 9 лет назад +4

    I was on facebook and my sister posted this video and said - It's like Samantha helped make this video... I had to watch it then lol I sub

  • @ROCCOWEWANNAPARTYYY
    @ROCCOWEWANNAPARTYYY Год назад +1

    I still quote this video so many years later

  • @erty80s
    @erty80s 9 лет назад +2

    thank you vinny! I can now make my own tv episodes!

  • @GregPoblete
    @GregPoblete 9 лет назад +10

    This is hilarious to me because I have never seen one episode so I don't if this is made up or not.

    • @littlesnowflakepunk855
      @littlesnowflakepunk855 3 года назад +5

      not many people know this but there are actually white people in star trek

  • @GrandGoblin
    @GrandGoblin 7 месяцев назад +1

    I always remember the Freegan laws of acquiring 2nd rule: If they want a refund, give it to them.

  • @jessicagray1875
    @jessicagray1875 2 года назад +2

    On my bi-yearly pilgrimage. All hail to Trekk01601

  • @suburbanlegend1997
    @suburbanlegend1997 9 лет назад +1

    Life in Massachusetts must get really boring haha
    Love your videos Neil!

  • @duxsilvae
    @duxsilvae 9 лет назад +2

    very nice and informative video :)
    as dr spop would say 'may you live a long and healthy life' :)

    • @handsomebrick
      @handsomebrick 6 лет назад

      and 'the needs of the tiny outweigh the needs of the huge'

  • @Beans-in3ku
    @Beans-in3ku 9 лет назад +1

    "You have Mr. Spot"
    I lost it.

  • @XemnasKH
    @XemnasKH 9 лет назад

    I was literally just browsing your videos today

  • @nathanhaimson
    @nathanhaimson 3 года назад

    I just started watching NG in December and LOVE it I'm so glad this video popped up in my recommended.

  • @punkadelic07
    @punkadelic07 9 лет назад

    This is the best thing I've seen all week. I thank you, sir!

  • @HamsterAtDawn
    @HamsterAtDawn 9 лет назад +1

    I don't understand why your videos are so damn funny but they have me in stitches every time.

  • @viniciusfrichs
    @viniciusfrichs Месяц назад

    I remember when I watched Star Strokes for the first time, I was about 7 years old and the visuals effects was awesome. Captain Bob Odenkirk is far away an excellent pugilist!

  • @MildManNerd
    @MildManNerd 9 лет назад +10

    Full Grown Cats! :3

    • @edwardurbin6983
      @edwardurbin6983 4 года назад

      Neat lips was a great character. Too bad Captain Wane pay killed him.

  • @JasonSanders
    @JasonSanders 9 лет назад +12

    Please make a guide to Lord of The Rings!

  • @BlueCatarex
    @BlueCatarex 3 года назад +1

    So I'm taking astronomy this year and my teacher made an "about me" page thing and we have to create our own insignia. I immediately heard the words "Good morning, I'm trekko1601"

  • @moonkenzie
    @moonkenzie 9 лет назад +1

    I've never been a big fan of Star Trip, but perhaps I'll give it another go. Some of these villains seem extraordinary.

  • @TFK12341
    @TFK12341 8 лет назад +1

    the nashgriers had me in stitches

  • @BluJean6692
    @BluJean6692 9 лет назад

    I knew the moment I saw the thumbnail this would make my summer,
    I seriously haven't laughed that hard in months, 11/10 from THIS Trippie

  • @DontMockMySmock
    @DontMockMySmock 6 лет назад +1

    "ponn farrward" omg that's a spicy one

  • @PogieJoe
    @PogieJoe 9 лет назад

    Always my favorite video creator. Always. You never disappoint.

  • @sophiethefairy
    @sophiethefairy 9 лет назад

    thank you Neil. Thank you for everything!

  • @zodiacthemuffin1046
    @zodiacthemuffin1046 2 года назад

    As someone who watches Star Trek every night, this was probably one of the best things I have ever seen

  • @DickTheBirthdayBoy
    @DickTheBirthdayBoy 4 года назад

    I could watch this for days on end.

  • @FiSH-iSH
    @FiSH-iSH 3 года назад

    just sent this to my dad
    he expressly enjoyed it

  • @dagonvaldez2878
    @dagonvaldez2878 5 лет назад

    i need so much more of this