You can only make fun of furries for so long before you accidentally reveal that you know way, way more about furries than your other non-furry friends
Shame Waif Episode III: The Handsome Devil. Star Wash Episode III: The Clothes Wars. Star Man Episode III: Remember Seth? Star Wows Episode III: The New Home Star Wish Episode III: The Emperor Stacks Up. Surf Lords Episode III: Return of Giuseppe. And personally I'd like Mars Bars Episode III: The Fork Sleeps In. Also, don't forget Star Stars: The Clean Wars (the claymation show)
Can't forget the new additions: Stem Cells Episode III: The Last Hentai Shake Weight Episode III: Their Eyes are Sky Water And the spin-offs: Sole: A Shoe Store Rock Nun: A Toy Story Story
So far my favourite is "Stan Was: Episode III-The Lost Jedidiah", with Pig Danson, Flint, Marquis Laymo, Diane from "Twin Peaks", the Ping-Pongs, Super-ladder Smock and my two favourite characters, Kiss Laurence and, of course.... RAY PARKER JR. HEREWEGOWITH GOSSBUSTIS!!!
This is the same dude that basically pioneered the internet as we know it. Not only did he create some of the first flash animations in existence, he also made the internet hit song Count Censored and many other notable feats such as Lemon Demon and Potter Puppet Pals. And here he is now, still going strong and making me laugh my ass off. Neil, you should be more popular, considering the way you've shaped the internet into what it is nowadays.
+NorwegianChris You're going around, making up your own names for these creatures which GeorgeLucasFan1 clearly spent lots of effort researching and verifying... You sicken me.
I am a huge Stars Fars fan, as you can tell by my username, and I have been so ever since Episode III, The Ghost Henhouse, and I can confirm that all of this is 100% correct and accurate. I even doublechecked Woodiepedia to make sure.
Before you've even finished recovering from your first chuckle, it hits you again and a laugh escapes your mouth. It strikes relentlessly until you are howling in hysterics.
The Entire Star Warms Series! Episode III: A Handsome Devil Episode III: Attack of the Clothes Episode III: Remember Seth? Episode III: A New Home Episode III: The Emperor Stacks Up Episode III: Return of Giuseppe And now from your favorite corporate overlords, the Dudley saga! Episode III: The Farce Weakens Episode III: The Lost Jean Jacket Episode III: Rhymes of Starfucker Watch the whole collection, available only on Driblee Plus!
Don't forget the new trilogy: - Star Jones Episode III: The First Avenger - Pon Farr Episode III: The Next Generation - Sky Captain Episode III: The World Of Tomorrow There's also Order 66: A Pawn Stars Story, which was about the Rubbles obtaining the secret plans to the Meth Lab, and a prequel movie based on the fan favorite character Head 'n' Shoulders before he got his spaceship the Callipygean Venus and became a juggler for Shadow The Hedgehog.
***** It could be worse. it's not as embarrassing as how fast AgeGate Cooler, Seesaw Tan, and Cat Fast died to the evil Chandelier Peppermint in Episode III: Remember Seth.
This video is incredible, it’s basically just the same joke over and over again, and yet somehow it never gets old or becomes tiresome how the hell Neil manages to make this consistently hilarious is mind blowing, I love it so much
This video never gets old... ever. I've watched it like 30 times already and it's still funny. and don't forget what master rolly polly olly once said "may christ be with you"
Hey, georgelucasfan1. What were your thoughts on Star Wart's Episode III: The Frozen Wanker? I loved Fang the black Storm Chaser and the cute rolly guy B. B. King, but I wasn't that big a fan of Grey. How did she even know how to fly the Aluminum Froghorn? As for villains, Ultimate Emperor Snake was meh, but I didn't care at all for Kaiba Rex. The guy looked so silly when he took his own face off. And don't get me started on that scene where he pokes his grandpa with the glowy T. I guess it was better than Episode III, but let's face it. It's no Episode III.
I can't believe I'd never seen this before. I'm sitting here laughing so hard my body is shaking, there are tears falling down my face, and I'm not making a sound other than gasping for air. Well done.
My favorite character us Gemini Greasy from Episode 3: Regular Simba, his skinny forearms and his famous line, “You’re Old” makes him the best member of the Simp order
THERE WE GO! All set for when the next one comes out, "Episode III: The Force That Borks". Thanks GeorgeLucasFan1, excellent video, got me right up to speed! #LetChristBeWithYou
Brilliant ! I had to watch it through three times before I could take it all in. I was laughing so hard, and my eyes were streaming with tears. Your best work to date !
Brain: He is just saying things slightly wrong. That's it. It's not even that goo-- Me, literally having trouble breathing: THAT'S NOT WHAT THAT'S CALLED!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! FUCK, IT HURTS!
I remember watching this way back ago, when I was really excited for Episode III: The Horse Whisperer, and also last year, in anticipation of the Star Wire Story, Rock Man. Now I'm watching it again in anticipation of Episode III: The Legolas.
There are so many great moments in the Spock Worf franchise. I still remember when I found out that the evil robot Tomb Raider was Lunk Scumbucket’s dad, or in “The Mandarin Orange” when Yolo turned into a little baby named Grover.
Someone needs to send this to Pat Bovin! This just popped up after watching his stream of Jedi survivor. So broken lol, love this! That ginger would love this!
Sweet Jesus...
Vine sauce!!!
Vinny hype!
If only Neil put in the fact Joel pointed out about the Star Wars music genre "Jizz" from his Aliens stream.
kiki3510 Oh, I knew about Jizz. I bring up Jizz music whenever I can, but it's almost too easy.
***** I guess you could call it Jazz in the video, but that would make too much sense.
NOW _THIS_ IS PODCASTING!
Ricky Jaeger you win all
You've only gone and won at RUclips... congratulations... now TAKE MY LIKES GODDAMMIT!!! take all the likes!
FUCK! I WAS GONNA MAKE THAT JOKE!
💀
This is the kind of parody that can only come from actually having a fairly deep knowledge of the actual names.
You can only make fun of furries for so long before you accidentally reveal that you know way, way more about furries than your other non-furry friends
"It's a trick!"
'Gun mummy' is a metal-ass name.
Came here looking for legit info. Left dying of laughter
Yep
wait... this isnt legit info? No wonder my nephew was so confused when we watched episode 3 the handsom man!! wtf??!!
IT'S A TRICK
No matter how many times I watch this, I can never properly prepare myself for 'Capuchin Hacker Fucker'.
and... the Nibble Nose.
Shame Waif Episode III: The Handsome Devil.
Star Wash Episode III: The Clothes Wars.
Star Man Episode III: Remember Seth?
Star Wows Episode III: The New Home
Star Wish Episode III: The Emperor Stacks Up.
Surf Lords Episode III: Return of Giuseppe.
And personally I'd like Mars Bars Episode III: The Fork Sleeps In.
Also, don't forget Star Stars: The Clean Wars (the claymation show)
Can't forget the new additions:
Stem Cells Episode III: The Last Hentai
Shake Weight Episode III: Their Eyes are Sky Water
And the spin-offs:
Sole: A Shoe Store
Rock Nun: A Toy Story Story
@@NickOwens And the anime shows Stink Wet Redbulls and Straw Rats Residence.
So far my favourite is "Stan Was: Episode III-The Lost Jedidiah", with Pig Danson, Flint, Marquis Laymo, Diane from "Twin Peaks", the Ping-Pongs, Super-ladder Smock and my two favourite characters, Kiss Laurence and, of course....
RAY PARKER JR. HEREWEGOWITH GOSSBUSTIS!!!
And real fans remember Billy Zayn’s “The Ron Trilogy”
*attack of the clothes
May Christ be with you...
-Master Rollie Pollie Ollie
Such wise words.
"where's the spaghetti-ollie?"
-Master Franku
He's small and short and round
Rollie Pollie Badass. (I forget which review of Shadow the Hedgehog that was from, but I fucking loved that part.)
This is the same dude that basically pioneered the internet as we know it. Not only did he create some of the first flash animations in existence, he also made the internet hit song Count Censored and many other notable feats such as Lemon Demon and Potter Puppet Pals.
And here he is now, still going strong and making me laugh my ass off. Neil, you should be more popular, considering the way you've shaped the internet into what it is nowadays.
Wait, he made Count Censored too? Are you kidding?
im pretty sure count censored was made by someone else
@@clamdove3292 nope, its neils as far as im aware.
He also made "The Ultimate Showdown"!!!
also he made the all star meme/shrek meme popular
Steve Zaragoza "SNEAKY PETE!"
Yas
Seamus Neufeld Yas ***queen***
Did Zaragoza mention this on the podcast or something?
0:33 - Woodies -> Wookiees
0:34 - Han Sorbo -> Han Solo
0:36 - Mo Rocca -> Chewbacca
0:43 - Ebooks -> Ewoks
0:47 - Tuckskin Rikers -> Tusken Raiders
0:52 - Jarjars - > Jawas
0:55 - Rompers -> Wampas
0:57 - Bonbons -> Tauntauns
0:58 - Lurk Skywalter -> Luke Skywalker
1:04 - Bugnuts -> Ugnaughts
1:06 - Cataracts -> Kitonaks
1:07 - Caboodles -> Kaminoans
1:12 - Tiddlywinks - Twi'leks
1:14 - Rock Lobster -> Exogorth
1:16 - Littlemans -> Lurmen
1:21 - Normcores -> Rancors
1:24 - Pumen -> Pau'ans
1:28 - Urkeldans -> Ortolans
1:29 - Coneheads -> Cereans
1:31 - George Kennedy -> Ki-Adi-Mundi
1:32 - Germans -> Gammoreans
1:33 - Turduckens -> Toydarians
1:36 - Water -> Watto
1:37 - Anniekid -> Anakin
1:40 - Bilfs -> Bith
1:45 - Mos Iceland Container Store -> Mos Eisley Cantina
1:49 - Arugulas - Arcona
1:50 - Hackeysacks -> Sakiyans
1:51 - Stoltz -> Talz
1:53 - Hashmouths -> H'nemthe
1:54 - Goatses -> Gotals
1:55 - Duvets -> Defel
1:56 - Chakakhans -> Chadra-Fans
1:58 - Delawareans -> Devaronians
1:59 - Marsupilamis -> Morseerians
2:01 - Sneaky Pete -> Snivvians
2:02 - K-Feds -> Kiffar
2:04 - Spookems -> Saurin
2:05 - Sisteracttwonians -> Shistavanen
2:08 - Leglords -> Lamproids
2:09 - Ifrankensteins -> Ithorians
2:10 - Stunners - Stennes
2:11 - Awkwardlips -> Aqualish
2:13 - Doodoos -> Duros
2:14 - Aunt Sally -> Anzati
2:15 - Rudeboys -> Rodians
2:17 - Greeno -> Greedo
2:19 - Rats -> Ranats
2:19 - Aaahhrealmonsters -> Abyssin
2:22 - The Nibble Nose -> Nimbanels
2:24 - Goslings -> Yuzzums
2:25 - Pa'ladeens -> Pa-lowick
2:26 - Candyhams -> Kallidahin
2:28 - Patman -> Padmé
2:31 - Zoobileans -> [I have no idea what this is]
2:33 - Suck Pit -> Sarlacc Pit
2:37 - Golden Grams -> Gran
2:39 - Humps -> Hutts
2:41 - Jamba the Hump -> Jabba the Hutt
2:44 - Capuchin Hacker Fucker -> Kowakian Monkey Lizard
2:46 - Nickelodeans -> Neimoidians
2:48 - Dougs -> Dugs
2:49 - Subpoena -> Sebulba
2:52 - Megryans -> Chagrians
2:53 - Spykids -> Mynocks
2:54 - California Raisins -> Mon Calamari
2:57 - Attagirl Abner -> Admiral Ackbar
3:00 - Cuckmans -> Gungans
3:02 - Jarhead -> Jar Jar
3:07 - Memesters -> Mirialans
3:08 - Joe Camel -> Yarkora
3:09 - Balsamics -> Besalisks
3:11 - Denny Jenkem -> Dexter Jettster
3:12 - Neopets -> Geonosians
3:14 - Sybians -> Sullustans
3:17 - Unknown Race -> [Unknown Race]
3:20 - Gender Master Vodka -> Jedi Master Yoda
+NorwegianChris is only joke
+NorwegianChris were those the only you could find lmao?
Neeeeeeeeeeerd
+NorwegianChris You're going around, making up your own names for these creatures which GeorgeLucasFan1 clearly spent lots of effort researching and verifying... You sicken me.
why
You forgot Nut GrayGun, the Nimrodian Vicegrip of the Tray Federation.
He already said the Nickelodeons lol
I am a huge Stars Fars fan, as you can tell by my username, and I have been so ever since Episode III, The Ghost Henhouse, and I can confirm that all of this is 100% correct and accurate. I even doublechecked Woodiepedia to make sure.
Thank you.
Before you've even finished recovering from your first chuckle, it hits you again and a laugh escapes your mouth. It strikes relentlessly until you are howling in hysterics.
Then hits you hard with the finale, "may christ be with you" XD
2:48 Neil, you mad genius. They're actually called dugs.
Capuchin Hacker Fucker has to be an established insult by 2020.
What about the cuckman attack on the woodies?
NeoCranium that one gets me every time
It's almost 2020 and we haven't made any progress yet
THERE'S STILL TIME
2 hours till 2020 and I have used this insult 3 times in 2019
step into my millionaire falcon
+Luke Anthony May Christ be with you.
The perineum falcon
The Entire Star Warms Series!
Episode III: A Handsome Devil
Episode III: Attack of the Clothes
Episode III: Remember Seth?
Episode III: A New Home
Episode III: The Emperor Stacks Up
Episode III: Return of Giuseppe
And now from your favorite corporate overlords, the Dudley saga!
Episode III: The Farce Weakens
Episode III: The Lost Jean Jacket
Episode III: Rhymes of Starfucker
Watch the whole collection, available only on Driblee Plus!
Yeah, Episode III was the best, wasn't it?
I have trouble deciding which Episode III is my favorite, though.
Thank you for this informative guide!
I think it's Episode III.
I can never decide between The Emperor Stacks Up and Remember Seth?
Don't forget the new trilogy:
- Star Jones Episode III: The First Avenger
- Pon Farr Episode III: The Next Generation
- Sky Captain Episode III: The World Of Tomorrow
There's also Order 66: A Pawn Stars Story, which was about the Rubbles obtaining the secret plans to the Meth Lab,
and a prequel movie based on the fan favorite character Head 'n' Shoulders before he got his spaceship the Callipygean Venus and became a juggler for Shadow The Hedgehog.
"Remember Seth" got me good
The suck pit is my fav race
My life is a Suck Pit.
Any relation to Blast Pit from Half Life?
I'm partial to the Delawareans myself.
i love stave wars the space movie
starge worgs
Ammnontet, king of RUclips stat wares
Storage Wars
I just want to thank you for making these videos.
They helped me get through my John Hodgman's Lymphoma treatments.
This destroyed me just like the Death Storm in Episode III: A N00b Hoop. Amazing.
Hey BelatedMedia, when are you doing your video on Episode III: Relish of the Sink?
***** Thank you, but you may have meant for this to reply to a different person.
***** It could be worse. it's not as embarrassing as how fast AgeGate Cooler, Seesaw Tan, and Cat Fast died to the evil Chandelier Peppermint in Episode III: Remember Seth.
***** Idk man, there were certainly a few things that could be changed, and belatedmedia's video is worth watching for it.
Shut up, prequel hater
My fave is the new episode 3: The frog that bacons
Nah, prefer Episode 3: The fast Hentai
I was partial myself to Episode 3: Oregano
I tried straight facing through this but lost at Sneaky Pete.
Even as a joke, he was 100% spot on for Yoda's race.
Seems like he sucessfully used his power on you :D
This video is incredible, it’s basically just the same joke over and over again, and yet somehow it never gets old or becomes tiresome how the hell Neil manages to make this consistently hilarious is mind blowing, I love it so much
I think we can all agree Neil is the most under appreciated internet pioneer
As a Delawarean I'm highly offended, we are a much less extreme shade of red and George Lucas discriminated against us by using red-face
I was birthed by delewarians and am extremely offended by the representation of them in these films
I’ve been watching this every month for five years and still cry laughing
I personally like Star Truck better, with Captain Snap Kirkle Pop, and his brother Spork.
Don't forget Hertzfeld Poppler and the Sourcefed's Spoon.
Spenser Graham wait, is this the one with the bald Captain Pecan?
SprDrumio64 Nope you're thinking of Star Truck: Inept Generator. Get your shit straight, son!
vegan mind melt
Lurk Skywalter, we have to cook.
You should do one of these with Pokemon
***** He'd probably lose his voice lol
***** A Pokemon Rap version of this holy shit make it happen Neil pls
he already did this, but it's not on youtube because of copyright claims vimeo.com/174597335
@nope nothappening Vimeo is just straight-up better than RUclips at this point
This video never gets old... ever. I've watched it like 30 times already and it's still funny. and don't forget what master rolly polly olly once said "may christ be with you"
There was so much I didn't know about Star Warms. Thank you Neil, I now feel I have what it takes to gain the respect of my fellow trekkies.
Episode 3 is probably my favourite of the episodes of the movies
"It's a trick"- best quote of 2014
If they don't incorporate Sneaky Pete into Episode III: The Forks Awakums, I'll be very disappointed.
Imagine having an entire species called sneaky Pete
Hey, georgelucasfan1. What were your thoughts on Star Wart's Episode III: The Frozen Wanker? I loved Fang the black Storm Chaser and the cute rolly guy B. B. King, but I wasn't that big a fan of Grey. How did she even know how to fly the Aluminum Froghorn? As for villains, Ultimate Emperor Snake was meh, but I didn't care at all for Kaiba Rex. The guy looked so silly when he took his own face off. And don't get me started on that scene where he pokes his grandpa with the glowy T. I guess it was better than Episode III, but let's face it. It's no Episode III.
Fang is hot.
I can't believe I'd never seen this before. I'm sitting here laughing so hard my body is shaking, there are tears falling down my face, and I'm not making a sound other than gasping for air. Well done.
goddamn episode 3 was so bad, start warps got so shit after episode 3, but this new "episode 3" coming out sounds like it might jsut save the series
+Moon Rabbits Looks like Episode 3, You Are Forsaken, has succeeded thanks to their new aliens, such as Mazda Miata and the mysterious Emperor Spock.
+Lilgreenman I was enthralled by our new cast of heroes such as the courageous Roy and her nemesis Kyle Mclaughlin
My favorite was actually the notorious Loogie-Headed Drabula and his sidekick, Bimbus Bibbins, but the community doesn't seem to agree with me :(
I haven't seen Episode 3 yeat.
natalie xitomatl oh but you have to see Episode 3: Brogue Sturgeon
I came on here expecting all the real races...but what I have seen is the most amazing video in history
An excellent display of approximate knowledge, Neil. I feel like now I'll be able to fully appreciate Star Trek Episode VII.
hey friend think you mean Store Truck Epilogue VII there friend ol buddy
***** Don't you mean Episode III?
I look forward to Star Wars Episode III: Episode VII.
The origins of Sneaky Pete!!
This is like quizzing my mom on StarWars characters and races.
You forgot about the Pod race
You mean the podcasts? He mentioned that with subpoena
imahumantrustme
No, no, the race of Pods. Closely related to the Podcasts, but a distinctly different race.
***** Oh yeah, I saw that episode! It was so cool how they had that moving castle.
Megido Oh yeah, the Peabody's. Shame on him for leaving out the Peabody's.
I keep coming back to this video and showing my friends because it is absolutely comedy gold. Thank you for making this. -GeorgeLucasFan2
Just the fact that i know the names of the obscure ones make this 999 times better.
You know this video made me realize I actually know 90% of the races of Star Wars.
Should I be proud?
Yes.
No... Yes?
Yep
Episode III: Remember Seth?
Best part
I think I need a shower after listening to this guy's voice :D
Faves:
*Remember Seth?*
*The Gender Master Vodka*
*"May Christ be with you." - Master Roly-poly Oly*
GENDER MASTER VODKA
IT'S A TRICK
Star Wars trivia: Gorge Lucah wanted to make a third episode with only Awkwardlips in it. But, it was cancelled due to chlamydia.
My favorite character us Gemini Greasy from Episode 3: Regular Simba, his skinny forearms and his famous line, “You’re Old” makes him the best member of the Simp order
When I heard the last line I screamed "noooooooo."
The Emperor Stacks Up, the one where Bobby Flay freezes Han Sorbo in Carbonite
And where Lurk Skywalter learns that Lord Hearth Invader is his father.
SOLID: A Stormwind Story was pretty good. If you haven't seen it, it's the story about how Hank Saulsbury met Landau the Carpathian.
I love how the level of abstraction is just slightly different for everything.
It really fucks with your head
THERE WE GO! All set for when the next one comes out, "Episode III: The Force That Borks". Thanks GeorgeLucasFan1, excellent video, got me right up to speed! #LetChristBeWithYou
Fuck I just lost my Fanta at 'Suck Pit'.
"It's a trick!" - Attagirl Abner
It's a trick
My favorite movie was Episode Three.
how do you keep from laughing while recording these holy shit
He most likely did multiple takes
are all the episodes number 3?
Yes, Remember Seth?
return of giuseppe
The employer stacks up
Brilliant ! I had to watch it through three times before I could take it all in. I was laughing so hard, and my eyes were streaming with tears. Your best work to date !
This man made my favorite album I've ever heard yet this is my favorite thing he's done
Also Fango Jett
+Anthony Alzamora LMFAOOOOOO
thank you neil cicierega
The deep breaths make it so good
I keep coming back to this video whenever I get depressed and it always cures me
Also, Gender Master Vodka is my drag name
Can't believe you forgot about episode III: wall kicks will work
Brain: He is just saying things slightly wrong. That's it. It's not even that goo--
Me, literally having trouble breathing: THAT'S NOT WHAT THAT'S CALLED!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! FUCK, IT HURTS!
I remember watching this way back ago, when I was really excited for Episode III: The Horse Whisperer, and also last year, in anticipation of the Star Wire Story, Rock Man. Now I'm watching it again in anticipation of Episode III: The Legolas.
There are so many great moments in the Spock Worf franchise. I still remember when I found out that the evil robot Tomb Raider was Lunk Scumbucket’s dad, or in “The Mandarin Orange” when Yolo turned into a little baby named Grover.
"It's a trick!"
LOL
Neil is a fucking god. He’s the only person who can make a video where he says words in a weird way and still make me laugh hysterically.
"...who were _gun mummies."_
So much of these videos are me laughing really hard and not knowing why.
*unable to breathe*
Neil, how could you forget about the Landoceans, like Bock? He was on the Star Destiner with Oboe Fat in _Episode III: The ampere stinks back?_
The Ampere? Like from Michael Vey?
It is always good to find fans who remembers the original characters and devotes time to the remembering the original spar borps cannon
Your channel is the best thing I've come across on RUclips in quite some time...
It would be funny if you did one of these for the races of Doctor Who
Im in tears
Someone needs to send this to Pat Bovin! This just popped up after watching his stream of Jedi survivor. So broken lol, love this! That ginger would love this!
SNEAKY PETE
IT'S A TRICK!
Standoff Episode III: There’s Four Achings
Tony Stark Episode III: Jesus’ Lust
Stomp Wild Episode III: The Ripe Old Windbreaker
This is honestly my fave video right now. 5-10 times a day.
"The Germans"
I'm fucking done! xD
"It's a trick"
I can say, without a doubt, that this is my favorite video on youtube.
This still is pure gold.
I will never be the same again
SNEEEEEEAKY PEEETE!!