How Captain Marvel Should Have Ended

Поделиться
HTML-код
  • Опубликовано: 23 дек 2024

Комментарии • 13 тыс.

  • @withoutthehihatehappiness413
    @withoutthehihatehappiness413 5 лет назад +5490

    That's lowkey the best Samuel L Jackson imitation I've ever heard

  • @GiltleyRage
    @GiltleyRage 5 лет назад +2679

    Man, that Samuel L Jackson impression was pure gold.

    • @rtmusicvideos431
      @rtmusicvideos431 5 лет назад +28

      Omg I just realized it wasn't really him! Sounded so much like him xD

    • @paballomolata2753
      @paballomolata2753 5 лет назад +3

      Giltley Rage I know right

    • @PamperedDuchess
      @PamperedDuchess 5 лет назад +2

      Crazy realistic, yo. O.o

    • @riftvallance2087
      @riftvallance2087 5 лет назад +6

      @@rtmusicvideos431 He must walk around quoting pulp fiction nonstop, must be why he does it so good

  • @jacobdrain4492
    @jacobdrain4492 5 лет назад +3287

    "What's next? You gonna start forming a team of superheroes?"
    "Nah, I figured I'd wait at least a decade."

    • @darth856
      @darth856 5 лет назад +77

      "Weird, but okay"

    • @fulcrum2951
      @fulcrum2951 5 лет назад +44

      "Weird flex but ok"

    • @ZaxololRiyodin
      @ZaxololRiyodin 5 лет назад +20

      Yeah, we watched the video too.

    • @En_theo
      @En_theo 5 лет назад +11

      And that comment got 1463 likes (so far). Tells you a lot about how the masses think...

    • @ArmandoFlores-nn5ss
      @ArmandoFlores-nn5ss 5 лет назад +5

      It's pretty hard to find super heroes

  • @samwise1530
    @samwise1530 4 года назад +685

    "Your cat ate my coffee mug."
    One of the best Batman lines ever

    • @bluelemons4410
      @bluelemons4410 3 года назад +10

      Bcoz he's batman... Lol

    • @thesilverblader6714
      @thesilverblader6714 3 года назад +10

      It's ok, I have another one right here.

    • @teamdremma3904
      @teamdremma3904 3 года назад +10

      @@thesilverblader6714 u carry a full cup of coffee in ur belt?

  • @Gurkiratsingh.
    @Gurkiratsingh. 5 лет назад +1173

    I like how they used captain Marvel (shazam) reference

    • @holty1314
      @holty1314 5 лет назад +11

      Captain Marvel vs Shazam death battle

    • @HeilRay
      @HeilRay 5 лет назад +13

      Yeah the true Captain Marvel. DC

    • @griffinsgamevlogsandmore1792
      @griffinsgamevlogsandmore1792 5 лет назад +1

      well Captain Marvel is her super hero name well Shazam is Captain Marvel hes goes by Shazam more than Captain Marvel

    • @mehmetcemalbaranaltunal6702
      @mehmetcemalbaranaltunal6702 5 лет назад

      I dont get it where is the reference?

    • @sethheasley9538
      @sethheasley9538 5 лет назад

      @@mehmetcemalbaranaltunal6702 Post-credits in the video.

  • @jinglebelsbels
    @jinglebelsbels 5 лет назад +8201

    Fury: *calls Captain Marvel in every single Avengers battle*
    Avengers: Are we a joke to you?

  • @MonteCreations
    @MonteCreations 5 лет назад +1631

    Thanos: "Oh Come on! Its not my time yet!"

  • @Danka42
    @Danka42 4 года назад +1592

    *Let me Batmansplain this to you.*

    • @chupacabra2757
      @chupacabra2757 3 года назад +2

      664 likes and no comments what..?

    • @sub-zero5433
      @sub-zero5433 3 года назад +13

      step 1: say thing in the video
      step 2: get hundreds of likes
      epic trol child on youtube incident

    • @Danka42
      @Danka42 3 года назад +14

      @@sub-zero5433 I see you're in the edgy phase of your life. No worries. It will pass. You will learn to let people enjoy things, eventually.

    • @sub-zero5433
      @sub-zero5433 3 года назад

      @@Danka42 says the mf who can’t think of a creative comment so they just copy something in the video 😭😭 it’s ok bro you don’t gotta worry about ur sad existence cause you got a few hundred likes on a comment👍

    • @Danka42
      @Danka42 3 года назад +21

      @@sub-zero5433 Oh, I don't know what to say... you got me!
      You are absolutely right. When I came to this video, it wasn't to enjoy myself. When I commented, it wasn't to share what my favourite joke from it was, both to compliment the creators and to laugh at it some as I write it... No. It was a cold, calculated plot. I have thought to myself - what should I write down to get most likes, those oh so sweet, sweet RUclips Comment Section Likes that I so crave? What ever shall I do to have them, to satisfy my one and only desire? And, oh how lucky I was, for I have found a way! I have copied a line from the video - _copied,_ imagine that! I made sure I didn't spend a pinch of creativity on what I have written down. I have decieved my brothers and sisters, who came to my RUclips Comment, fully expecting a creative joke, but no, I have not delivered. I have cruelly, heartlessly robbed them of this creativity they signed up for. Instead, I have tricked them, I coerced the likes out of them. And how I rejoiced! They fell for my inhuman trap, and in came the Likes, those delicious Likes, my life's true purpose. I basked in my success.
      *But not for long.*
      For there was one that was not like the others - no, he was special, he was the chosen one! And he saw right throught the devious conspiracy, for his heart was pure and his tongue was brisk He bravely stood up for all those poor unfortunate souls that I have bamboozled with my uncreative greed. He called out the emperor's nutidy, and alas, before I knew it, I was nothing but a shadow of my former self, quivering before the Knight of Comments. I tremble at the mere mention of his name, Him who destroyed me, who broke my spell. For without those RUclips Comment Likes... what else could possibly fill this void in my soul?

  • @0Theprofessor0
    @0Theprofessor0 5 лет назад +6653

    That ending actually make sense....if fury called CM in avengers 1....70% of marvel movies after that won't actually happen...

    • @thebudgetgamer
      @thebudgetgamer 5 лет назад +307

      She blew up the plot of GOTG

    • @IDEK_608
      @IDEK_608 4 года назад +126

      Tom would never be an avenger

    • @farnazkazi1640
      @farnazkazi1640 4 года назад +202

      But she was probably galaxies away. It would taken her days to come. By that time Loki would've won.

    • @ORAForcegaming
      @ORAForcegaming 4 года назад +28

      It's so true though

    • @AshNonokPlays
      @AshNonokPlays 4 года назад +122

      @@farnazkazi1640 she was fused with the tesseract you forgot the power of that stone did you?

  • @lion037
    @lion037 5 лет назад +3220

    2:44 Superman casually using x-ray vision to do a cat-scan...

    • @FelixIakhos
      @FelixIakhos 5 лет назад +51

      That is one clever joke sir

    • @teodorghinea425
      @teodorghinea425 5 лет назад +16

      Or he just watched the movie

    • @movieblocks9164
      @movieblocks9164 5 лет назад +3

      ghinea teodor he did ask if he knew that

    • @SemlerPDX
      @SemlerPDX 5 лет назад +2

      Bravo! lol

    • @frankmueller2781
      @frankmueller2781 5 лет назад +2

      Crotching kitty, hardened dragon, in a back seat near you.

  • @ThePheonixOfThe6
    @ThePheonixOfThe6 5 лет назад +5871

    Fury: last time i trusted someone, i lost an eye...
    *goose scratches eye out in the 90s*
    Thanos: reality is often disappointing

    • @grandpagohan1
      @grandpagohan1 5 лет назад +123

      You mean, amazingly hilarious.

    • @DemonicEngineer
      @DemonicEngineer 5 лет назад +29

      But it iiiis hilarious

    • @Skriimpy
      @Skriimpy 5 лет назад +182

      @@grandpagohan1 hilariously bad lol

    • @slimehermit
      @slimehermit 5 лет назад +109

      SUBVERTING EXPECTATIONS

    • @Funstun-yk7oo
      @Funstun-yk7oo 5 лет назад +75

      Its funny but also dissapointing

  • @MineNOROfficial
    @MineNOROfficial 3 года назад +652

    My headcanon is that Fury DID call her, but by the time she got to Earth everything was resolved. It took her a week to get to Earth in Endgame.

    • @dhruvjainyash8006
      @dhruvjainyash8006 3 года назад +22

      Oooo I never knew that , is that true ?

    • @mrbutt4eva625
      @mrbutt4eva625 3 года назад +43

      @@dhruvjainyash8006 it’s a headcanon so they made it up

    • @Caroniver_Robocacci
      @Caroniver_Robocacci 2 года назад +74

      ​@@dhruvjainyash8006 While it is headcanon that she was called, it is true that she took a week to arrive in Endgame. The universe is BIG, and it takes time to maneuver. Had she been called in previous Avengers movies, she would not have shown up in time.

    • @yevgeniyaleshchenko849
      @yevgeniyaleshchenko849 2 года назад +13

      That's...a great way to look at it actually!

    • @cendybeban
      @cendybeban 2 года назад +6

      @@Caroniver_Robocacci congrats you win the internet

  • @trentm.364
    @trentm.364 5 лет назад +708

    1:51 "Let me Batmansplain this to you." I legitimately spit out my coffee at this line haha.

    • @watercat1302
      @watercat1302 5 лет назад +17

      You should have saved another full cup in your belt XD

  • @heiro7572
    @heiro7572 5 лет назад +1061

    "I know it was you, Goose. You broke my heart." -Nick Fury

    • @troillandford7679
      @troillandford7679 5 лет назад +5

      Ey, ey, woah *distant Italian noises*

    • @rosesongoku6980
      @rosesongoku6980 5 лет назад +3

      "GOOSE! Come back! You're still family! GOOOOOOOSE!!!!!"

    • @jeramahia123
      @jeramahia123 5 лет назад +4

      Its name is supposed to be "Chewie". Carol is a big Star Wars fan in the comics and claims Han Solo is her spirit animal.
      Why didn't they put THAT in the movie? Give her some CHARACTER!

  • @pluggerfella3551
    @pluggerfella3551 5 лет назад +4316

    How endgame should have ended:
    **goose eats thanos**

    • @Heavenlyhounds96
      @Heavenlyhounds96 5 лет назад +66

      And he coughs up half a hairball (half cause it's a semi-sphere

    • @TheBharathp87
      @TheBharathp87 4 года назад +22

      It's a flerken

    • @DibIrken
      @DibIrken 4 года назад +23

      With the space stone inside Goose? He woulda just teleported.

    • @craigrobinson9180
      @craigrobinson9180 4 года назад +1

      Lol

    • @ga-ll1vn
      @ga-ll1vn 4 года назад

      shoot me thank you

  • @joedirt2556
    @joedirt2556 4 года назад +837

    4:31 how many movies did they just eliminate there
    Hey at least we won't have to suffer the loss of Natasha, Tony, vision and cap becoming a fugitive then a wrinkly old grandpa

    • @joedirt2556
      @joedirt2556 4 года назад +30

      Oh yeah I forgot to mention Thor chunking out and hulk nerding out and always being Zen/aloof
      At least one good thing is we get to see Loki get his little twig neck snapped

    • @MMAli-rq8kd
      @MMAli-rq8kd 4 года назад +34

      Also, Guardians of the Galaxy volume I doesn't need to happen since Ronan is dead!

    • @cleoblackbird2210
      @cleoblackbird2210 4 года назад +1

      Lol yea

    • @vinnuvivek4296
      @vinnuvivek4296 4 года назад +10

      @@joedirt2556 dude loki is my most favorite character they should have killed someone else

    • @Rogelio-Ram
      @Rogelio-Ram 4 года назад +9

      Also we wouldn’t lose Quicksilver

  • @typo1345
    @typo1345 5 лет назад +1036

    *AND I WILL SPEAK ABOUT SAID BETRAYAL FOR DECADES, GOOSE, UNTIL I AM FULLY SATISFIED!!*
    We know, Nick, we know.

    • @MegamanNT
      @MegamanNT 5 лет назад +19

      It's Fury.

    • @typo1345
      @typo1345 5 лет назад +5

      @@MegamanNT I know I know

    • @Theherooftime61702
      @Theherooftime61702 5 лет назад +4

      They shall know his FURY

    • @johanll6321
      @johanll6321 5 лет назад

      Speak, but whatever.

    • @magic75450
      @magic75450 5 лет назад +6

      It's funny that in Winter Soldier he made such a big deal about it, but then it turns out it was just a stretch by a cat (that he already knew was a flercken).

  • @sebagonzalezmusic
    @sebagonzalezmusic 5 лет назад +528

    Nick Fury to Cap: "The last time I trusted someone, I lost an eye"
    Also Nick Fury: (No one can ever know I trusted an alien cat by putting it too close to my face and was very unnaturally nonchalant after it scratched my left eye, leaving me completely blind in it)

    • @legomaxrebo8669
      @legomaxrebo8669 5 лет назад

      Ha

    • @SG1Mitchell
      @SG1Mitchell 5 лет назад +6

      I mean he might not have realized that he was going to be permanently blind in it even in the scene where he and Carol are washing dishes. He hasn't even been to a doctor yet at that point. By the time it gets to the final scene of the where he is talking to Coulson and wearing an eyepatch it just is what it is. He can't change it

    • @bettyblue1986
      @bettyblue1986 5 лет назад

      Mr. PKG Can you blame him?

    • @Believin_Stephen
      @Believin_Stephen 5 лет назад +2

      That exact line ran through my mind in the theatre.

    • @Boopbeep233
      @Boopbeep233 5 лет назад

      Lol!

  • @garybradley912
    @garybradley912 5 лет назад +2690

    The voice actor doing Samuel L. Jackson's Nick Fury is on point!

  • @ComradeSlice
    @ComradeSlice 3 года назад +106

    That's funny because after the Flerken attacked him I thought of the line "last time I trusted someone I lost an eye!" and was wondering where "trust" entered into it

    • @nikolaspapanagnou2723
      @nikolaspapanagnou2723 3 года назад +4

      4:07 I wonder how Loki would react on this.

    • @florrie2303
      @florrie2303 3 года назад +11

      In the movie he says to Goose “I’m trusting you not to eat me.” Goose took his eye but didn’t eat him…so I don’t know what his big deal with ‘trust’ is! 😂

  • @skateandbarkee
    @skateandbarkee 5 лет назад +1676

    are we gonna talk about how accurate sam jackson’s voice is

    • @DrFrankenMax
      @DrFrankenMax 5 лет назад +31

      .....its accurate

    • @leandrocabrera8442
      @leandrocabrera8442 5 лет назад +9

      It is

    • @omarelk194
      @omarelk194 5 лет назад +37

      Are we sure it’s not Sam Jackson. He’d probably do it if they paid him enough.

    • @Bat-talk
      @Bat-talk 5 лет назад +2

      Omar Elkoton it’s not him

    • @TheSinfulKnight
      @TheSinfulKnight 5 лет назад +3

      Wait, that wasn't him?

  • @jamesburgess2k
    @jamesburgess2k 5 лет назад +13298

    Whoever you guys have doing Fury's voice is scary accurate, they sound just like Samuel L. Jackson!

  • @spektr_
    @spektr_ 5 лет назад +8585

    Nick Fury: She was kind of the first avenger
    Captain America: Am I a Joke to you?

    • @DannyHsn
      @DannyHsn 5 лет назад +163

      No she wasn't

    • @tonkpils197666
      @tonkpils197666 5 лет назад +290

      Captain America "the first avenger"

    • @sentinel2726
      @sentinel2726 5 лет назад +276

      @Direnta That makes no sense since Captain America's first movie is called Captain America: THE FIRST AVENGER

    • @jody024
      @jody024 5 лет назад +27

      @@sentinel2726 The MCU doesn't exactly follow the comics.....

    • @CryptidZeker415
      @CryptidZeker415 5 лет назад +152

      Captain america is the First mainstream superhero in marvel. He by right should be the one classified as the First Avenger. Not Carol no matter how much people want to push that mentality from an agenda driven scene

  • @jesseanderson8674
    @jesseanderson8674 4 года назад +592

    I kinda wish super man said something like "you remind me of my cousin" or something like that because supergirl is named kara danvers and captian marvel Is carol davers.

    • @morganbrown1063
      @morganbrown1063 4 года назад +33

      that would of been awesome, i love both danvers!!

    • @appa609
      @appa609 4 года назад +20

      I'm amazed that never became a copyright dispute

    • @PeanutWithWiFiAccess
      @PeanutWithWiFiAccess 4 года назад +4

      HmMMMMmMMMMMMmmmmm-------

    • @chrisperrien7055
      @chrisperrien7055 4 года назад +15

      @@appa609 LOL, I don't think Marvel or DC want to go anywhere near a copyright lawsuit over Captain Marvel, either way.

    • @devarshshekar
      @devarshshekar 3 года назад +2

      OMG i just realized this

  • @ketchup016
    @ketchup016 5 лет назад +15680

    *Fury:* She's kind of the first Avenger.
    *Cap:* I thought I was the first Avenger.
    *1500-year-old Thor:* Am I a joke to you?

    • @tuannguyenminh864
      @tuannguyenminh864 5 лет назад +596

      You understand wrong but i like your joke dude :))

    • @bearded18yearold
      @bearded18yearold 5 лет назад +54

      Lol

    • @rapolasra934
      @rapolasra934 5 лет назад +356

      They Are Talking about First to become the Avenger. Not the First one Born Avenger

    • @Coolz_Pickle
      @Coolz_Pickle 5 лет назад +165

      @Person She wasn't recruited, she went to the earth and said, "Imma gonna help you" and boom

    • @akashafofo6939
      @akashafofo6939 5 лет назад +31

      @@tuannguyenminh864 Then explain. Don't just say that and disappear.

  • @MK-ol2jx
    @MK-ol2jx 5 лет назад +1336

    *Thanos to Thor* :
    You should've gone for the head
    *Me to Thanos* :
    You should've gone for the other half

    • @carealoo744
      @carealoo744 5 лет назад +11

      That's Good.

    • @Jmaul85
      @Jmaul85 5 лет назад +6

      HA!!!

    • @zaxx29
      @zaxx29 5 лет назад +43

      For real. He left Iron man, Thor, and Captain Marvel alive. 2 out of 3 who can kill him and Stark who has the knowledge to kill him. I mean he legit killed the half who can't stop him. Maybe Doctor Strange with more training but that's about it.

    • @wavengxolashe3886
      @wavengxolashe3886 5 лет назад +2

      😂😂😂😂

    • @austin3789
      @austin3789 5 лет назад +3

      Well played.

  • @andrewwise4877
    @andrewwise4877 5 лет назад +2233

    I liked the part where Captain Marvel's costume changed into Captain Marvel's costume.

    • @caryquinn42
      @caryquinn42 5 лет назад +92

      Now I can't wait for a Shazam HISHE

    • @tenryuta
      @tenryuta 5 лет назад +22

      @@caryquinn42 its going to use power rangers metaphors left and right, and maybe near the center

    • @allenchamberlain7766
      @allenchamberlain7766 5 лет назад +35

      For those of you who don’t get it back in the old comics Shazam was actually named Captain Marvel but avengers took the name Captain Marvel

    • @Youngblood-Pirates
      @Youngblood-Pirates 5 лет назад +13

      Shazam called. He wants his custom back.

    • @Kittymouth
      @Kittymouth 5 лет назад +14

      @@Youngblood-Pirates And his name.

  • @jaydamand7087
    @jaydamand7087 4 года назад +819

    Captain Marvel was the first Marvel movie I ever saw.
    Me, watching "The Avengers": Why didn't Fury just call Captain Marvel?
    Me, watching "The Winter Soldier": Why didn't Fury just call Captain Marvel?
    Me, watching "Civil War": Why didn't Fury just call Captain Marvel?
    Me, watching "Infinity War": Why didn't Fury just call Captain Marvel?
    Me, watching the end of "Infinity War": Oh, and NOW you call Captain Marvel.

    • @Historyguy-xu5ht
      @Historyguy-xu5ht 3 года назад +68

      Cuz it wasn’t a galactic level threat

    • @wojtekreliga3881
      @wojtekreliga3881 3 года назад +83

      It was explained in "Spider Man: Far from Home" - she can be too far or have other problems related to all Galaxy.

    • @joshuawilliams8428
      @joshuawilliams8428 3 года назад +98

      most of those were not even heavy level threats.
      she has no business being in civil war and winter soldier.

    • @rigen97
      @rigen97 3 года назад +28

      I'm honestly more surprised that the US government would rely to the unproven Avengers Initiative _before_ calling in a nuke on the portal. And sure enough a single nuke was enough to destroy the mothership-not much of a planetary invasion force if it can't survive a nuke, if I'm being honest here.
      And as a whole Earth was ready for Infinity Wars invasion-it's only Thanos that Earth would ever have to worry about. Wakanda was protected by impenetrable energy shield. _Just Nuke it._ It'll be _fine._ The Wakandan can rehabilitate the forest.
      The superheroine with the power of exploding star is definitely an overkill in most those scenario tho.

    • @joshuawilliams8428
      @joshuawilliams8428 3 года назад +12

      @@rigen97 if they nuke the forest, thanos could use the time stone to bring back the army and the reality stone to get rid of the nuke.

  • @mediadunce653
    @mediadunce653 5 лет назад +4287

    Why didn't Goose appear in Endgame?
    Why Goose? WHY?

    • @lydiabarrows5511
      @lydiabarrows5511 5 лет назад +133

      Media Dunce Loki is busy babysitting him

    • @n-fission2396
      @n-fission2396 5 лет назад +55

      He did in an Audi advertisement for endgame... But that is noncanon

    • @Speedy-ez9iw
      @Speedy-ez9iw 5 лет назад +16

      Lydia Barrows idk wether you know this but uh Loki died in Infinity War

    • @lydiabarrows5511
      @lydiabarrows5511 5 лет назад +10

      Speedy 3395 he’s faked it before

    • @Speedy-ez9iw
      @Speedy-ez9iw 5 лет назад +6

      Lydia Barrows true but he h

  • @kameshvijay1805
    @kameshvijay1805 5 лет назад +1725

    Captain Marvel: "Oh, You lying Sack of...
    *Captain America: LANGUAGE*

    • @cnobu8160
      @cnobu8160 5 лет назад +10

      Captain Marvel:How did you got out

    • @supercoolmunkee
      @supercoolmunkee 5 лет назад +15

      *Captain America **_voice muffles:_** LANGUAGE*

    • @kfasdt
      @kfasdt 5 лет назад +4

      Captain Marvel: *Also incinerates the shield*

    • @arianebolt1575
      @arianebolt1575 5 лет назад +3

      Perfection

    • @brunobrx3599
      @brunobrx3599 5 лет назад +6

      @@arianebolt1575 as all things should be

  • @ChocolatierRob
    @ChocolatierRob 5 лет назад +652

    Now personally I would have preferred the gag to be that she appears for every catastrophe... several days after they've been resolved.
    "Look, I am usually very far away. You need to page me sooner and wait!"

    • @danielcharland1374
      @danielcharland1374 5 лет назад +40

      I could get behind that. It's not like she can get there from half-way across the universe or wherever she is in the blink on an eye.

    • @RandomGirl2005
      @RandomGirl2005 5 лет назад +12

      That would have been funnier imo XD

    • @Treviisolion
      @Treviisolion 5 лет назад +13

      It’s possibly why Nick Fury wasn’t paging her in the first place.

    • @betterlatethannever4529
      @betterlatethannever4529 5 лет назад +1

      You have my vote

    • @deathgu1se
      @deathgu1se 5 лет назад +4

      Yeah, they really dropped the ball on that one.

  • @ramblingentertained
    @ramblingentertained 5 лет назад +2357

    This Captain Marvel has more emotions than in the movie.

    • @Musicpuzzle
      @Musicpuzzle 4 года назад +199

      This Captain marvel has more facial features than Brie Larson

    • @Neiosian
      @Neiosian 4 года назад +78

      Thats because you didn't watch the movie

    • @tyranttitanium5721
      @tyranttitanium5721 4 года назад +168

      @@Neiosian As someone who watched the movie. I can confirm she had about as many expressions and conveyed emotions as Kristen Stewart.

    • @tototats16
      @tototats16 4 года назад +98

      @@Neiosian She was like cardboard for the majority of the movie.

    • @Neiosian
      @Neiosian 4 года назад +20

      TotoTats16 she was more expressive than any other character

  • @mvrt3n3ax72
    @mvrt3n3ax72 5 лет назад +570

    So we not gonna talk about the great Samuel L. Jackson impression?

    • @AustinDavenport
      @AustinDavenport 5 лет назад +22

      Mvrt3n 3AX7 thought It was actually him

    • @Seekerxl
      @Seekerxl 5 лет назад +9

      Same lol felt that was something that needed to be addressed lol

    • @lapislazuli06
      @lapislazuli06 5 лет назад +10

      It was spot on!

    • @MastaChafa
      @MastaChafa 5 лет назад

      Actually each time SLJ appears on HISHE it's the same person doing the voice, so it's great indeed, but we've seen it before many times.

  • @Midnight2630
    @Midnight2630 5 лет назад +906

    C.Marvel: "What is an emergency to you, Fury?"
    Fury: "I wasn´t dying in 2012."

    • @arianebolt1575
      @arianebolt1575 5 лет назад +39

      He was dying in 2014...

    • @Edagui97
      @Edagui97 5 лет назад +68

      In Fury's defense, the Avengers were already on the scene and it would have taken Marvel anything from 15 minutes to 2 years to arrive depending on which part of the universe she was in currently.

    • @Jordan-vc4cn
      @Jordan-vc4cn 5 лет назад +22

      @@Edagui97 FURTHER in his defense, if I'm not mistaken, Fury is thinking in a much grander, big picture scale. He only wants to call her when Earth's forces are entirely incapable of combating a threat. Captain Marvel is putting out massive fires across space. Many places she's defending don't have their own team of superheroes like Earth does. To pull her away from all those other people in need of her help when Earth has a perfectly capable task force would be hugely selfish and arguably irresponsible. You can disarm a nuke and hit back against an invading army, be it alien or A.I., with military power or with the Avengers. They may lose, but at least they have a realistic chance to fight back. When it came to the snap? Captain America can't throw his shield at a pile of dust to turn it back onto a person.

    • @mementomori5580
      @mementomori5580 5 лет назад +10

      @@Jordan-vc4cn "Captain America can't throw his shield at a pile of dust to turn it back onto a person."
      Neither can Captain Marvel.

    • @Aspartem
      @Aspartem 5 лет назад +10

      @@mementomori5580 Well, duh. Captain Marvel has no shield.

  • @neilfg5564
    @neilfg5564 5 лет назад +1777

    Captain Marvel : I'm the first Avenger
    Captain America: Hold my vintage after-shave
    Thor: Hold my Asgardian beer

    • @MamaMOB
      @MamaMOB 5 лет назад +70

      Thor wasn't an Avenger until they were already a thing. Being old doesn't make you the first in a group.

    • @jeremymunene5304
      @jeremymunene5304 5 лет назад +18

      You mean mead.

    • @sm1purplmurderedme583
      @sm1purplmurderedme583 5 лет назад

      Neil FG lmao

    • @OnlyTimefps9
      @OnlyTimefps9 5 лет назад +27

      Iron Man: Hold my Arc.

    • @r.shankarashrishsujay2822
      @r.shankarashrishsujay2822 5 лет назад +21

      @@MamaMOB shoving something out of nowhere for personal political agenda doesn't really become a part of something original.

  • @LizardBrick
    @LizardBrick 5 лет назад +165

    Who else was sad that Cap didn’t throw his shield and say, “language!”

  • @bigbaddawg101
    @bigbaddawg101 5 лет назад +302

    Come on! You can't attack Thanos while he's sitting in his chair! It's not his time!

    • @Joshua-gs8ln
      @Joshua-gs8ln 5 лет назад +2

      bigbaddawg101 So true!!!

    • @LednacekZ
      @LednacekZ 5 лет назад +1

      that is like killing someone on the toilet

    • @bigbaddawg101
      @bigbaddawg101 5 лет назад +2

      @@LednacekZ RIP Tywin Lannister

    • @l0sts0ul89
      @l0sts0ul89 5 лет назад

      @@LednacekZ
      True

    • @lamsect
      @lamsect 5 лет назад

      hes the man in the chair and the only one that there can be

  • @lemuelsambitan6682
    @lemuelsambitan6682 5 лет назад +2378

    Who's the voice actor of Fury? His imitation is bloody well done
    *Lowkey hoping that it's actually Samuel L. Jackson*

    • @ohdogwow2
      @ohdogwow2 5 лет назад +74

      Agreed. It would be cool if he's pulling a Ryan Reynolds and is secret voicing like Ryan did with Deadpool all over the internet.

    • @nanyabiznus4738
      @nanyabiznus4738 5 лет назад +7

      Me too

    • @resortisland8977
      @resortisland8977 5 лет назад +24

      I thought actors can't legally potray their characters in other pieces that isn't from the company that the character is from. Well I guess I was wrong

    • @welcometothemetaverse2523
      @welcometothemetaverse2523 5 лет назад +13

      @@resortisland8977
      I think there's a a law that allows any material to be used as long as it's for parody or satire.

    • @Gashnaw
      @Gashnaw 5 лет назад +5

      @@resortisland8977 It has to be in their contract that they cannot.

  • @Smile71717
    @Smile71717 5 лет назад +790

    - Now all you need to do is smile for the camera.
    - IS THAT A PERSONAL ATTACK OR SOMETHING??

    • @jeneziz4450
      @jeneziz4450 5 лет назад +25

      Smile lmao why does that fit so perfectly?!

    • @battlesheep2552
      @battlesheep2552 5 лет назад +58

      A “strong” female hero, everybody!

    • @Scoot694
      @Scoot694 5 лет назад +19

      sinwithagrin Calling someone a moron.. Hopefully you’ll soon see the hypocrisy in that.

    • @erinb1471
      @erinb1471 5 лет назад +5

      Did you finish watching the video? It's fine. She's not mad and Supes learned something.

    • @swanpride
      @swanpride 5 лет назад +4

      Honestly, after Jessica Jones I actually thought that we wouldn't have to discuss the topic in the fandom anymore. But apparently I was too optimistic.

  • @kurapikapika798
    @kurapikapika798 4 года назад +528

    Captain Marvel: Oh... you lying sack of...
    Captain America: LANGUAGE!

    • @PrincessToyNerd
      @PrincessToyNerd 4 года назад +10

      Carol punches Steve and says, “Shut up, Army Boy!”

    • @twusssister8567
      @twusssister8567 4 года назад +1

      *Deadpool

    • @SMBudge
      @SMBudge 4 года назад +3

      Drax: How can language lie or be in a sack?

    • @starstuds
      @starstuds 4 года назад

      Ok now thats just lazy writing.

    • @BluePhantom003
      @BluePhantom003 4 года назад

      Cap didn’t pop up cause he was in ice

  • @zankenfrasher
    @zankenfrasher 5 лет назад +1479

    Captain Marvel: * blows up ship with Ronan *
    GOTG: Welp... There goes our movie..

    • @jan2968
      @jan2968 5 лет назад +109

      Captain Marvel: defeats thanos and all the ships
      Avengers: Welp, there goes our movies

    • @thehalf-mortalpoet7476
      @thehalf-mortalpoet7476 5 лет назад +31

      When ego tries to take control of all planets , captain marvel defeats ego an kill him
      , GOTG : what the sh#@ , there goes our movie ,again
      Captain america blasts their ship ,saying " language ! "😹😂😁😀

    • @tyrannapusandfriends6254
      @tyrannapusandfriends6254 5 лет назад +2

      Zankenfrasher was about to say that

    • @thehalf-mortalpoet7476
      @thehalf-mortalpoet7476 5 лет назад +1

      @@tyrannapusandfriends6254 say what ??

    • @KingMickeyMouseOoO
      @KingMickeyMouseOoO 5 лет назад +4

      That's just what I was thinking of!
      Oh man, that was just beautiful!
      Ronan the Accuser.....
      GONE!!!
      Just like that! ^_^

  • @pkjohnson7477
    @pkjohnson7477 5 лет назад +1540

    that "target demographic" joke at the end is on another level. I commend you for that.

    • @Haremiark
      @Haremiark 5 лет назад +2

      I don't get it?

    • @maritiafeighan7129
      @maritiafeighan7129 5 лет назад

      Ha

    • @RK-ep8qy
      @RK-ep8qy 5 лет назад +6

      PK Johnson the Shazam joke? Sorry I'm a bit lost

    • @joshuam.6027
      @joshuam.6027 5 лет назад +37

      @@RK-ep8qy The "target demographic joke" is because of this: What's the main target demographic of Captain Marvel? Of course, it's mainly for the women and girls (besides the super nerds) Why? Because the film is the first female MCU solo film and the marketing is heavily catered to the female demographic. Simple as that...

    • @RK-ep8qy
      @RK-ep8qy 5 лет назад +7

      Joshua Jireh Marasigan I get that but which part of the video referenced and made a joke about that?

  • @toomanyoldsports
    @toomanyoldsports 5 лет назад +2241

    “Now all you need to do is smile for the camera.”
    “Did you just tell me to smile?”
    😂

    • @NotABot55
      @NotABot55 5 лет назад +29

      "What, got micrometeorites in your teeth? Go have a brush then, we'll wait."

    • @ranwolf76
      @ranwolf76 5 лет назад +13

      @@Rayito1999 no it's a reference to the movie itself

    • @bbtank3000
      @bbtank3000 5 лет назад +53

      @@Rayito1999 It's a reference to everyday women in society being told by men to smile whenever they are not smiling. It's offensive because it implies that women are expected to always be smiling, cheerful and happy for men. It's the primitive concept that women are supposed to be serving and pleasing.

    • @prestonbrower762
      @prestonbrower762 5 лет назад +114

      @@Rayito1999 the actress got all triggered after somebody mentioned that Cap. Marvel never smiles in posters. And now it's "sexist" to ask someone to please smile

    • @The_Greedy_Orphan
      @The_Greedy_Orphan 5 лет назад +119

      Or it could be a reference to the fact that she acts like a spoilt brat who makes a mountain out of every molehill.

  • @baders087
    @baders087 3 года назад +39

    They should do an extended hishe where Captain Marvel shows up in all the movies and saves the day. Defeats Ultron, Hydra, Malekith at the drop of a hat.

    • @sanefran6482
      @sanefran6482 3 года назад +3

      Don't think CM can defeat Hela...

    • @BrBill
      @BrBill 3 года назад +1

      @@sanefran6482 All it took to defeat Hela was a big animated lava doll

    • @sanefran6482
      @sanefran6482 3 года назад +1

      @@BrBill in the WWF type story line of Hollywood avengers they nerfed every OP character so human avengers looks good...
      Of course in that world Hela would behave like a joke teenager..that's not what I am talking abt...

    • @BrBill
      @BrBill 3 года назад

      @@sanefran6482 Sure. I guess I just assumed MCU because this video is in regards to that.

    • @sanefran6482
      @sanefran6482 3 года назад

      @CEO of Secularism who are you talking about...Hela or CM??

  • @natethegreat7821
    @natethegreat7821 5 лет назад +2199

    “Let me Batmansplain this to you”
    😂😂😂

    • @tylerm6453
      @tylerm6453 5 лет назад +112

      Nathaniel Banton batman went from being the dark knight to being a white knight lol

    • @AlreadiWon
      @AlreadiWon 5 лет назад +8

      I didn't even catch that at first 😂🤣

    • @danmatasa6648
      @danmatasa6648 5 лет назад +5

      lol 😂

    • @christosvoskresye
      @christosvoskresye 5 лет назад +6

      I am absolutely going to have to use that.

    • @BatmanSays
      @BatmanSays 5 лет назад +4

      Explain?.. Nah... Too main stream

  • @noeltrimuel9083
    @noeltrimuel9083 5 лет назад +4687

    “Let me Batmansplain this to you”
    Hilarious 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @n1xkks193
      @n1xkks193 5 лет назад +17

      So someone else uses subtitles

    • @stayfrosty6698
      @stayfrosty6698 5 лет назад +38

      Nicholas Sendt that was easy to understand

    • @Spidoor13
      @Spidoor13 5 лет назад +5

      How about "Let me Batman-explain this to you, Superman."?

    • @shabbarbukhari7200
      @shabbarbukhari7200 5 лет назад +1

      LoL

    • @Bern9917
      @Bern9917 5 лет назад +4

      Because I'm Batman

  • @roberthart2358
    @roberthart2358 5 лет назад +2066

    I get it because Shazam was called Captain marvel before Shazam

    • @aahirgh
      @aahirgh 4 года назад +61

      I was looking for this comment. Somebody gets it. Thank you!

    • @craigrobinson9180
      @craigrobinson9180 4 года назад +14

      True

    • @CeoOfBeer
      @CeoOfBeer 4 года назад +40

      I still call him Captain marvel because I'm so used to it

    • @JustJanitor
      @JustJanitor 4 года назад +6

      I thought that too! Woohoo im not crazy

    • @emmanueldariofernandezarci3757
      @emmanueldariofernandezarci3757 4 года назад +20

      And because he was the first to use that name. Silly DC failed at trademarking it and Marvel decided to benefit from such fail and, un a dickish move, went and too k the name

  • @uniformbanjo7402
    @uniformbanjo7402 4 года назад +37

    If goose was in endgame
    Thanos: ATTACK!!
    Goose: nom gulp meow
    Thanos: wtf just happened? He says as he looks around to see that goose just ate his army

  • @rascal342
    @rascal342 5 лет назад +663

    “Let me just Bat-mansplain this to you” 😂

    • @brettjacobson4600
      @brettjacobson4600 5 лет назад +12

      Should have been 'bat-splain' this to you!

    • @perfect0edge
      @perfect0edge 5 лет назад +9

      Brett Jacobson it’s “Bat-mansplain”

    • @Harry-zn7yb
      @Harry-zn7yb 5 лет назад +4

      @@brettjacobson4600 that's the joke man. "Mansplain"

    • @rascal342
      @rascal342 5 лет назад

      I’ll fix it since I think it does look better that way. No more batman-splaining.

  • @reidadkison402
    @reidadkison402 5 лет назад +2462

    Superman: Now all you need to do is smile for the camera.
    Captain Marvel: Is that, like, a personal attack or something?

    • @dtester
      @dtester 5 лет назад +83

      Oh great...now she going to steal Superman's motorcycle...

    • @axelf8557
      @axelf8557 5 лет назад +2

      Reid Adkison 😂🤣💀

    • @Saeronor
      @Saeronor 5 лет назад +27

      @@dtester
      Now you know why batman was so dark-knighting her. His shit's expensive.
      What is she going to steal from Superman, anyway? Crypto?

    • @QuixoteX
      @QuixoteX 5 лет назад +29

      Let me Batmansplain...

    • @clarecarey2594
      @clarecarey2594 5 лет назад +7

      Reid Adkison Still don't get why that's offensive ?

  • @shhh8579
    @shhh8579 5 лет назад +2647

    The Nick Fury in this sounds exactly like Samuel L Jackson

  • @silver2therescue1
    @silver2therescue1 5 лет назад +29

    "Why so serious? Let's put a smile on that face."

  • @DavidTheJohnson
    @DavidTheJohnson 5 лет назад +1887

    In a way, each of the following 4 Avengers are the first.
    Thor: He's the oldest.
    Cap: He started heroism in Midgard first.
    Carol: Fury found her first.
    Iron Man: He helped kick off the MCU.

    • @mirkaellah4107
      @mirkaellah4107 5 лет назад +10

      Umm fury found the avengers on carol

    • @reginaphalange3607
      @reginaphalange3607 5 лет назад +4

      @@mirkaellah4107 that is a way.

    • @drollfurball2863
      @drollfurball2863 5 лет назад +3

      That is the best kind of truth.

    • @Broockle
      @Broockle 5 лет назад +4

      Thor must have been to earth many times tho

    • @liljesus4479
      @liljesus4479 5 лет назад +19

      Odin is the one who started heroism on Earth. Remember when the Frost Giants attacked Midguard and Odin saved the people of Tonsberg.

  • @PobonsPing
    @PobonsPing 5 лет назад +906

    4:00
    Captain Marvel: Destroys the aliens
    Avengers: *Are we a joke to you?*

    • @brightblackgrouse6236
      @brightblackgrouse6236 5 лет назад +29

      shes the joke

    • @merlball8520
      @merlball8520 5 лет назад +8

      @@brightblackgrouse6236 You mean Carol "Rey" Danvers of the MCU is a joke? How dare you?! *cough* Yet another Mary Sue from Disney *cough*

    • @ShadowMonarch9557
      @ShadowMonarch9557 5 лет назад

      😂

    • @pityuakibunyos9314
      @pityuakibunyos9314 5 лет назад

      No! Becasuse I’m Batman!

    • @k9feline2
      @k9feline2 5 лет назад +1

      @Merl Ball *cough* Batman is the biggest Mary Sue of them all *cough*

  • @borischan5252
    @borischan5252 5 лет назад +463

    Superman: I thought she wanted to do a superman ending.
    Captain Marvel: It will be MY ending THAnk you VERy much!
    Superman: waoo....

    • @AndreNitroX
      @AndreNitroX 5 лет назад +29

      That would have been hilarious

    • @josephmmartinez1466
      @josephmmartinez1466 5 лет назад +3

      "I don’t need a 40-year-old superhero white dude to tell me what didn’t work about MY ending!"

  • @MrGreensweightHist
    @MrGreensweightHist 3 года назад +26

    Whoever is doing the Samuel L Jackson voice is REAL good.

  • @arthapend
    @arthapend 5 лет назад +369

    Captain America: The Winter Soldier
    Nick Fury: "The last time I trusted somebody, I lose an eye."
    Captain Marvel...

  • @danielclark241
    @danielclark241 5 лет назад +529

    "Let me Batmansplain this to you..."
    If this doesn't become a thing, then I give up!

    • @Ildriss
      @Ildriss 5 лет назад +4

      Oh my god I laughed so hard when he said that XD

  • @christophersheets5452
    @christophersheets5452 5 лет назад +560

    That bit with the Shazam suit was perfect

    • @jari32
      @jari32 5 лет назад +4

      Yeah, who ever what to be associated with that barely successful movie. Lol, even China liked Captain Marvel better then Shazam. That's saying something.

    • @jari32
      @jari32 5 лет назад +14

      @@ndy8463
      Lol, why all the Captain Marvel hate??
      I actually like Shazam. But all the comparison and people using it do try to bring down Captain Marvel just makes it really toxic.

    • @salimansherzad2558
      @salimansherzad2558 5 лет назад +7

      Ja Ra Shazam made double its budget and had barely any marketing plus its much better than cm imo.

    • @jari32
      @jari32 5 лет назад

      @@salimansherzad2558
      Dude, Captain Marvel was one of the cheapest Marvel movies ever made in terms of production and marketing. (Mainly because all the free advertising from the RAF and The US Air Force)
      Also, didnt Captain Marvel also made more double then?
      Its headed to 1.1 billion dollars right now. Probably by the end of this week.
      Shazam is barely surviving.

    • @firefoxy2023
      @firefoxy2023 5 лет назад

      @@jari32 you do realize a lot of people went to that for the end game post credit right

  • @macadamiamochi
    @macadamiamochi 4 года назад +70

    “Wait you carry a full cup of coffee in your belt???”
    “I carry all sorts if things in my belt. Because I’m Batman.”
    Me: TRUE

  • @Zeddyboi86
    @Zeddyboi86 5 лет назад +345

    DID YOU JUST TELL HER TO SMILE????!!!!!!
    Satire at its most beautiful.

    • @Tenebrio-Morio
      @Tenebrio-Morio 5 лет назад +2

      And I'm completely lost. is that something the actress said at some point, or a movie reference I'm not getting?

    • @Zeddyboi86
      @Zeddyboi86 5 лет назад +19

      A lot of people told Brie Larson that she should smile more in the trailers, since she always look bored in them. People even started photoshopping the clips so that she WAS smiling. And being Brie Larson, she clapped back basically saying “I can frown if I want to, it’s MY character!”

    • @Tenebrio-Morio
      @Tenebrio-Morio 5 лет назад +4

      @@Zeddyboi86 ok, with that context the jokes pretty funny.

    • @Beyondesp
      @Beyondesp 5 лет назад +14

      Also there is a history in general of men "suggesting to women" that if they smile they would look prettier. It became a thing in the past (at least in the US) where some have used that line as a power thing, i.e. women should just smile be pretty and shut up kind of thing... in the actual movie they touch upon it in the how she got her bike scene.
      I am sure there is a more thorough analysis on RUclips somewhere...

    • @noahgettheark
      @noahgettheark 5 лет назад +5

      Mister WiZeguy little does she know, it’s Marvel’s character

  • @tanish6298
    @tanish6298 5 лет назад +1933

    Captain Marvel: I’m the first avenger
    Captain America: Am I joke to you?
    Thor: Am I a joke to you?

    • @ilvrfng791
      @ilvrfng791 5 лет назад +10

      IKR

    • @ricardohoang8452
      @ricardohoang8452 5 лет назад +9

      Carol, you messed up

    • @Justakindstranger
      @Justakindstranger 5 лет назад +54

      Captain America is first avanger ,thor has lived thousands of years but he became avanger after he got on earth even Tony was an avanger then

    • @bobbob5255
      @bobbob5255 5 лет назад +4

      @@Justakindstranger r/whoooosh

    • @spirosaris1630
      @spirosaris1630 5 лет назад +6

      It's about when they were born, but when they joined the institution

  • @lordlarac
    @lordlarac 5 лет назад +1306

    Thanos: you should have gone for the head.
    Captain marvel: you don't tell me what to do.

    • @rollerskdude
      @rollerskdude 5 лет назад +46

      Must be why she couldn't beat him.

    • @Shahaneh
      @Shahaneh 5 лет назад +8

      She did go for the head in this video, LOL

    • @chudat5983
      @chudat5983 5 лет назад

      ​@@Shahaneh I think he’s talking about in the movie

    • @Shahaneh
      @Shahaneh 5 лет назад +10

      @@chudat5983 oh, ok.
      Anyways its alright because Iron Man went for the everything, LOL.

    • @Thed538dhsk
      @Thed538dhsk 5 лет назад +6

      I’ll be the first me VERRRRRRRERYYYYYY MUCH

  • @srdargo1488
    @srdargo1488 4 года назад +30

    She's like the eagles for the Hobbit/LOTR, she really does solve ALL their problems

  • @arnav9192
    @arnav9192 5 лет назад +554

    I swear so many HISHE's start with "you lying ..." something something

    • @Thehouseoffail
      @Thehouseoffail 5 лет назад +14

      To be fair, that is such an overused trope in films.

    • @icarue993
      @icarue993 5 лет назад

      *Shield bash* Language!

  • @DarthDevorin
    @DarthDevorin 5 лет назад +764

    No one:
    Goose ate Nick Fury's Marvel pager and vomited it up after Thanos killed Gamora.

    • @3Andzia3
      @3Andzia3 5 лет назад +88

      ....This would actually patch this gigantic plot hole, holy cow!

    • @AndreNitroX
      @AndreNitroX 5 лет назад +35

      The only theory worth exploring

    • @jeanettebrackins9838
      @jeanettebrackins9838 5 лет назад +26

      It's a great fix, good on you mate

    • @LocalMaple
      @LocalMaple 5 лет назад +30

      Either that, or he forgot to change out its batteries.
      As anticlimactic as how he got his eyepatch.

    • @buddhabbuddhism8420
      @buddhabbuddhism8420 5 лет назад +2

      May the gods bless your giant testicles!

  • @varunsid8882
    @varunsid8882 5 лет назад +200

    This video is not about how captain marvel should have ended but the whole marvel timeline should have ended in a single movie. Nice video

  • @dolandendra_trumpodi
    @dolandendra_trumpodi 4 года назад +8

    This is the best 'How It Should Have Ended' video EVERRRRRR

  • @kronos1305
    @kronos1305 5 лет назад +528

    You get an explosion
    And you get an explosion
    And you get an explosion
    And YOU!!!
    GET A MEGA EXPLOSION!!!!!!!

    • @oof-rr5nf
      @oof-rr5nf 5 лет назад +11

      I actually really liked the final actions scenes of the film. Had a blast in the theatre.
      Edit: lmaooo "had a blast" (yes, I laugh at my own jokes, leave me alone)

    • @staryat1499
      @staryat1499 5 лет назад

      This only makes me thing Megumin. Lol

    • @cameronfarrell3043
      @cameronfarrell3043 5 лет назад +1

      HAHAHAHA OPRAH

  • @xmafui3005
    @xmafui3005 5 лет назад +1734

    I get it because Shazam was named Captain Marvel.

  • @Harrisonmego
    @Harrisonmego 5 лет назад +4543

    Superman: Now smile for the camera!
    Carol: is that like a personal attack or something?

  • @pt2k645
    @pt2k645 3 года назад +6

    The algorithm brought this to me late, but my head canon is that Fury did page Carol in 2012 where she flew through space to find a Chitauri mothership near a weird portal. She proceeded to demolish the mothership with ease, and at the moment it exploded she’s suddenly hit in the back by a missile seemingly thrown at her by some random robot-dude-looking thing that slipped right back through that weird portal just as it closed up. The annoyed but unharmed Carol shrugged her shoulders and flew away.

  • @kaleb6044
    @kaleb6044 5 лет назад +2586

    Captain Marvel: *flies towards Thanos*
    Thanos: " IT'S NOT MY TIME"

  • @xomanowar3988
    @xomanowar3988 5 лет назад +1313

    "I'm not sure how I feel about this." Fandom in a nutshell

    • @Ultrasound700
      @Ultrasound700 5 лет назад +25

      @Emerson Corbin Superman isn't terribly written.

    • @grumpykoalaproduction7843
      @grumpykoalaproduction7843 5 лет назад +24

      @@Ultrasound700 the thing about Superman is he supposibly is this superhuman god who can't be stopped. Meaning he has no flaws and ways for us to relate. I guess it works better in the comics, but if adapted in film? Makes things a whole lot harder. Try to make him relatable, inst Superman, make him Superman, isn't relatable

    • @charlesramirez587
      @charlesramirez587 5 лет назад +12

      @@grumpykoalaproduction7843 Um right... you do realize as a characterization of a superman you basically just take as a given clark kent is the character and superman as what he does, he's a lot easier to write than most people care to admit. He's a chill somewhat dorky journalist kansas boy with a heart of gold, honestly it's not hard to make him Charming or relatable. His problem is purely on poor writing and direction with more recent films.

    • @Ultrasound700
      @Ultrasound700 5 лет назад +3

      @Cloudy/Days That's the case with any comic book character. The comics alone have countless iterations, but I always think of the best versions of a character as the default. Some characters have no good versions, though.

    • @narutofan08nd12
      @narutofan08nd12 5 лет назад +9

      @julian Ramirez never understood why people always need a character to be relatable. A character can easily be interesting without me being able to relate if written well

  • @argeshagan7407
    @argeshagan7407 5 лет назад +1605

    "Let me BatMansplain this to you"...LMAO

  • @garysaini394
    @garysaini394 4 года назад +22

    I always thought Fury has 3 calls to Captain Marvel, not unlimited.

  • @randominternetweirdo5479
    @randominternetweirdo5479 5 лет назад +340

    The voice of Nick Fury did a good job channeling Samuel L. Jackson.

  • @shubhamomer5652
    @shubhamomer5652 5 лет назад +1360

    Nick- She is Captain Marvel, she is first Avenger.
    Steve- Am I joke to you?

    • @munjee2
      @munjee2 5 лет назад +31

      Funny enough captain American even in the comics was never the in the first avenger team either

    • @mark4tesla
      @mark4tesla 5 лет назад +18

      Is that like...a personal attack or something?!

    • @merlball8520
      @merlball8520 5 лет назад +18

      @@nyshhagupta493 Technically, Carol was not one of the first Avengers.

    • @munromister777
      @munromister777 5 лет назад +26

      Thor, being 1500 years old, and fighting long before the others: Am I a joke to you?

    • @PlaystationGamerZX
      @PlaystationGamerZX 5 лет назад +1

      But Captain America is first Avenger, he save a day before Captain Marvel. Captain Marvel been save a day while Captain America is sleep for almost 70 years...

  • @BlackoutMVs
    @BlackoutMVs 5 лет назад +399

    Thanos: You are no match for me
    Carol: is this a personal attack or something?

    • @nerothehunter
      @nerothehunter 5 лет назад +1

      LikeABoss Gaming well yeah

    • @Cutie_Oni
      @Cutie_Oni 5 лет назад +6

      Mentally insulting yeah, and thor is already stronger

    • @user-Void-Star
      @user-Void-Star 5 лет назад +2

      Thank you verrrrry much.

  • @kanedaku
    @kanedaku 3 года назад +1

    Cap wasnt an Avenger until being defrosted, Captain Marvel gave the name and idea to Fury that we need a team to protect Earth, first person recruited to the Avengers was a tie between Tony, Hulk and Thor. And its not because Thor is the oldest.
    Tony was the first person asked, but remember when there was an evaluation for him in IM2, it said IM yes, YS no. At the end of IM1, that was the same week as Bruce being found and Thor making himself known to Shield.
    What everyone is forgetting here, is that the two existing Avengers were Clint Barton and Natasha.

  • @Sondergirl1610
    @Sondergirl1610 5 лет назад +574

    1: your Nick fury voice is amazing
    2: I'm disappointed you only covered the opening scene and final battle ...

    • @GrimHeaperThe
      @GrimHeaperThe 5 лет назад +76

      Nothing else was really worth covering. Nothing movie.

    • @oof-rr5nf
      @oof-rr5nf 5 лет назад +7

      Yeah, I wish it were longer too!

    • @Sondergirl1610
      @Sondergirl1610 5 лет назад +10

      @@GrimHeaperThe Seriously dude ? -_-

    • @GrimHeaperThe
      @GrimHeaperThe 5 лет назад +32

      @@Sondergirl1610 It's the truth. You basically just watched the movie.

    • @torva360
      @torva360 5 лет назад +3

      The used to only cover opening OR ending scenes. Braveheart is still one of their best though haha

  • @mikaelafox6106
    @mikaelafox6106 5 лет назад +783

    That Shazam at the end. 😂😂
    *_Okay, that’s enough of that..._*
    Is it, Carol? Is it? 😂😂

    • @nirast2561
      @nirast2561 5 лет назад +34

      Speaking of, the Shazam! HISHE better end with them in the school cafeteria instead of the super cafe.

    • @rabronin
      @rabronin 5 лет назад +4

      @@nirast2561 Great idea!

    • @wessltov
      @wessltov 5 лет назад +1

      The kid's shirt was even better

    • @robosoldier11
      @robosoldier11 5 лет назад +12

      You mean the actual captain marvel? DC captain marvel is true captain marvel.

    • @conradojavier7547
      @conradojavier7547 5 лет назад +2

      @@nirast2561 but Supe's Head must not be shown to Prevent the Mustache to be shown, or Cavill Not Reprising his Role for a Cameo.

  • @sarpkarakas214
    @sarpkarakas214 5 лет назад +1695

    Captain Marvel: Did you jut tell me to smile?
    Superman: I didn't know that was offensive HAHAHAHAH

    • @TitanRockero
      @TitanRockero 5 лет назад +33

      So sad...

    • @natelee1196
      @natelee1196 5 лет назад +2

      sarp karakaş 😂😂 Fr

    • @AndreNitroX
      @AndreNitroX 5 лет назад +87

      It’s hilarious that this movie will only be remembered because of that fiasco

    • @tigerbread78
      @tigerbread78 5 лет назад +14

      Damn, that was genius

    • @rewt3406
      @rewt3406 5 лет назад +57

      Seriously though, the fact that they "happened" to forget about Captain Marvel during the first Avengers, when Loki caused trouble on earth in Dark World, or when Thanos first showed up around the universe... and wasn't even mentioned in either of the Guardian's of the Galaxy movies, makes little to no sense why they couldn't had done better with her movie. All jokes aside, such a powerful hero was needed so many times, and Nick Furry never thought of contacting her between his talks with Tony Stark and many others?

  • @adityaagarwal6640
    @adityaagarwal6640 4 года назад +19

    Thanos died as he lived: sitting in his chair.

  • @Ben-Jamin673
    @Ben-Jamin673 5 лет назад +408

    "You lying sack of---"
    *Captain America comes out of nowhere*
    LANGUAGE!!!!!

  • @noorkuijpers1346
    @noorkuijpers1346 5 лет назад +2030

    Captain Marvel: i am the strongest
    Batman: no
    Captain Marvel: why not?
    Batman: because i'm Batman!

    • @space1734
      @space1734 5 лет назад +40

      they should've done this

    • @m16s19
      @m16s19 5 лет назад +18

      and I'm rich ...

    • @adrianccone
      @adrianccone 5 лет назад +4

      @@m16s19 Yes, the Batfleck line

    • @onurhanekici700
      @onurhanekici700 5 лет назад +12

      Superman: I am stronger than all of you.
      Batman:No,Because I am Batman.

    • @BatmanSays
      @BatmanSays 5 лет назад +2

      Because I m batman

  • @ElizabethSwims
    @ElizabethSwims 5 лет назад +453

    How “End Game” should have ended
    Peter Parker: We need a doctor! Is there a doctor in the house?!
    Dr Strange: I’m a doctor
    Peter Parker: don’t worry Tony, we have the worlds best doctor right here!

    • @Belforhir
      @Belforhir 2 года назад +10

      or use the stones one more time to heal just one person... surely the average avenger could manage that since powerless Tony eradicated Thanos and all of his forces...

    • @LucianDevine
      @LucianDevine 2 года назад +4

      @@Belforhir Except that the gauntlet was damaged by it's snap and couldn't resize itself to a new wearer. It's of course a little coincidental that Hulk and Thanos have the same hand size, but that's neither here nor there. So Hulk would have to use his messed up arm, since it wouldn't fit anybody else.
      It's also been speculated that the stones can't actually bring people back from the dead. So when everyone was snapped away they weren't dead, just sort of gone. So that's why the Hulk snap could bring them back but Tony, Gamora, and Natasha can't be brought back to life in the MCU timeline.

    • @benjaminwahl8059
      @benjaminwahl8059 2 года назад +2

      @@LucianDevine i mean time travel?

    • @maliq5112
      @maliq5112 2 года назад +6

      @@LucianDevine what about when thanos used the time stone to bring back vision? is it just bcs he wasnt a "people"?

    • @LucianDevine
      @LucianDevine 2 года назад +3

      @@maliq5112 That scene is weird for a couple of reasons. We know he didn't take himself back in time, because Wanda and Vision aren't where they were previously. We also know that he didn't just bring Vision back or the stone back, but also undid the explosion. So this means that he also didn't just reverse time in this small ear, or the radius of the explosion would still be...exploded.
      So the closest I can gather with the evidence presented is that he was able to bring Vision and the stone back like Strange brought back eaten portions of the apple and the torn out pages of the book when he was first experimenting with the stone, and that it brought back a Vision that could speak and gasp because he's likely not, as you said, a person. He is a thing that was built and then given sentience by the mind stone.
      This reasoning could also explain why he didn't need to use the soul stone to assist in bringing Vision back. We get a clear look at the glove, and the time stone is the only one that's glowing.

  • @justincrowley8787
    @justincrowley8787 Год назад +2

    They called like the whole plot of Secret Invasion 4 years ago

  • @KSals
    @KSals 5 лет назад +793

    -You need to learn to control it.
    -Is that a personal attack or something?

    • @thelaststand551
      @thelaststand551 5 лет назад +7

      I think this already a little bit dull

    • @thelaststand551
      @thelaststand551 5 лет назад +6

      @Masketta Man I'm just saying that the "is that a personal attack or something" was used and writen so many times, so it is already a little bit boring. Keep calm. Or you think that's a personal attack on people like you who can't came up with something more original?

    • @thelaststand551
      @thelaststand551 5 лет назад +4

      @Masketta Man I think you're just getting mad everytime, when anybody say that she is not so bad. Are you okay? :D Keep calm

    • @andruabeck7236
      @andruabeck7236 5 лет назад +5

      @Masketta Man Weak comment from weak person. Sad.

    • @a_unreal_cat
      @a_unreal_cat 5 лет назад

      @@thelaststand551 "Keep calm" Was that a personal attack or something?

  • @wade7652
    @wade7652 5 лет назад +604

    Soooo glad you went to 2012. That was worth it. Shazam!

    • @TheBluePhoenix008
      @TheBluePhoenix008 5 лет назад +9

      Shazam was first called Captain Marvel. In the era of sups

    • @braydoxastora5584
      @braydoxastora5584 5 лет назад +5

      i thought they were going to have her in every event to save the day for everything.

    • @KingMickeyMouseOoO
      @KingMickeyMouseOoO 5 лет назад

      @@braydoxastora5584 I know right?!
      That would have AWESOME!!!
      But....
      Oh well.....

    • @AlexAlex-fv2wk
      @AlexAlex-fv2wk 5 лет назад +3

      Shazam is the original Captain Marvel

  • @Phanthief95
    @Phanthief95 5 лет назад +1229

    1:32 Nice job Carol, now the Guardians of the Galaxy won’t be formed because you killed their first villain!

    • @AlexAlex-fv2wk
      @AlexAlex-fv2wk 5 лет назад +64

      She just had to ruin everything... lol

    • @DumpleDorf
      @DumpleDorf 5 лет назад +75

      NOW THERES NO DANCE BATTLEEEE

    • @NotFantomSS
      @NotFantomSS 5 лет назад +9

      they will be reformed in the prison, but they will take the orb for them and go...

    • @andusz5518
      @andusz5518 5 лет назад +20

      @@NotFantomSS they might not even reform in prison. they might just turn into a bunch of killers in their own pace, and quill would become ego's successor for the lack of family-like team to steer him on the right path, and take over the galaxy with powers not even Cpt. Blondebiach can fight

    • @jetstreamjackie3437
      @jetstreamjackie3437 5 лет назад +24

      Think abt it like this: now Star-Lord can’t ruin their victory in Infinity War

  • @nickengland7767
    @nickengland7767 3 года назад +2

    why didn't fury just call captain marvel from the start answer because the plot demanded it

  • @user-dw4dq1if1m
    @user-dw4dq1if1m 5 лет назад +851

    "You need to control the power"
    -"No sh*t sherlock, i mean, watson"

    • @ondrejvrana3457
      @ondrejvrana3457 5 лет назад +7

      That one's goood :D

    • @Spidoor13
      @Spidoor13 5 лет назад +8

      Language!

    • @varric
      @varric 5 лет назад +15

      Funny, the MCU had two Sherlocks (Downey Jr and Cumberbatch) and two Watsons (Freeman and Law).

    • @auzziegamerfan
      @auzziegamerfan 4 года назад

      Yes.

    • @zukojin4931
      @zukojin4931 4 года назад +3

      @@varric perfectly balanced as all things should be

  • @jessicahenderson7801
    @jessicahenderson7801 5 лет назад +1298

    2:26 Batman doesn’t say “Because I’m Batman”
    was he a skrull?!?

    • @Plebasaurus5179
      @Plebasaurus5179 5 лет назад +76

      2:43

    • @jessicahenderson7801
      @jessicahenderson7801 5 лет назад +53

      ​@@Plebasaurus5179 True, though I thought that the "Because i'm Batman" at 2:43 was the (maybe) skrull adding it on to his statement. There is a small pause before the "before I'm Batman." I am probably over analysing this.

    • @Plebasaurus5179
      @Plebasaurus5179 5 лет назад +12

      This is before endgame, and Batman wasn’t a Skrull then

    • @taimtaim1348
      @taimtaim1348 4 года назад +5

      Just watch the video please

    • @the_grim_gamer3039
      @the_grim_gamer3039 4 года назад +4

      It was established in the far from home hishe that they were scrulls in that hishe. But they might be in this too.

  • @OrangeGeemer
    @OrangeGeemer 5 лет назад +635

    I'm the first ME not the next superman, thank you veeEEeery much!

    • @matthewthompson2844
      @matthewthompson2844 5 лет назад +36

      ... okay... First of all... This is hilarious! You win the internet for the day! :)

    • @siddy181
      @siddy181 5 лет назад +5

      Lol

    • @mightyjoykiller
      @mightyjoykiller 5 лет назад +32

      Wow until Batman and Superman are afraid to answer Captain Mary Sue

    • @komodo7044
      @komodo7044 5 лет назад +8

      Pablo Romero second captain marvel though 🤣

    • @probot6515
      @probot6515 5 лет назад +4

      @@komodo7044 well, like, 8th actually.

  • @jaredguffey1185
    @jaredguffey1185 3 года назад +5

    I just hope they get decent writers for Captain Marvel 2 and give her a villain she can actually go toe to toe against.

    • @rasmusfriis19
      @rasmusfriis19 3 года назад

      Shes too OP

    • @jaxonneven6367
      @jaxonneven6367 3 года назад

      I just hope that there is no captain marvel 2

    • @sexyyeyo
      @sexyyeyo 3 года назад

      @@rasmusfriis19 superman is too op too and he gets films.

  • @ScorchtheHawk
    @ScorchtheHawk 5 лет назад +703

    “Let me Batman-splain this for you”
    THIS NEEDS TO BE A SHIRT

    • @elongatedmanforever1252
      @elongatedmanforever1252 5 лет назад +17

      Batman was always the dark knight lol But today he is a white knight.

    • @nevets2371
      @nevets2371 5 лет назад +4

      I’d buy it

    • @garybradley912
      @garybradley912 5 лет назад

      Yep!

    • @CultistKingQ
      @CultistKingQ 5 лет назад +2

      Let me Superman-splain this
      Let me Ironman-splain this
      Let me Aquaman-splain this
      Let me Batman-splain this
      Let me Antman-splain this
      Let me Spiderman-splain this
      Let me Iceman-splain this
      Let me Owlman-splain this
      Let me Ultraman-splain this
      Let me MartianMan-splain-hunter this
      Let me policeman-splain this
      Let me fireman-splain this
      Let me Mothman-splain this
      Let me Roman-splain this
      Let me Oceanman-splain this
      Let me Rocketman-splain this
      TOOOOO AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH YYYOOOOOUUUU

    • @nicholasjohnston1970
      @nicholasjohnston1970 5 лет назад +1

      With Batman sipping coffee on a cafe chair

  • @roronoalaoudj
    @roronoalaoudj 5 лет назад +1048

    0:54
    Cap marvel : Oh you lying sack of
    Cap America : LANGUAGE

  • @CritScratch
    @CritScratch 5 лет назад +463

    He trusted Goose...AND GOOSE BETRAYED HIM!
    TRAGIC BACKSTORY!

    • @realBlueMoonMusic
      @realBlueMoonMusic 5 лет назад +14

      Last time he trusted someone, he lost an eye.

    • @AndreNitroX
      @AndreNitroX 5 лет назад +1

      He betrayed nick twice!

    • @brentage5000
      @brentage5000 5 лет назад

      @Tftw Goose is a she

    • @brentage5000
      @brentage5000 5 лет назад

      @Tftw Goose was also a human in top gun. In the comics, she's a she, and in her first scene in the movie when she rubs up against pre-crash Carol, Lawson says, "She likes you!"

    • @brentage5000
      @brentage5000 5 лет назад

      @Tftw that's fine. It's actually funny, because I have a theory that the reason Goose scratches Fury's eye is because in the end sequence when they're flying away from the battle, Fury picks Goose up and calls her a good boy, and then she scratches him. She was mad that Fury thought she was a boy. 😊😁

  • @matthewparis907
    @matthewparis907 3 года назад +3

    At least we now know where Goose has been all these films later; jumped off a table and was never seen again