MCU HISHE Compilation Volume Two

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  • Опубликовано: 24 дек 2024

Комментарии • 5 тыс.

  • @schwackem
    @schwackem 6 лет назад +1692

    The “Here’s a bright idea...” in the lab coat is hands down one of the most iconic HISHE characters.

    • @september1717
      @september1717 5 лет назад +75

      Here's a bright idea:
      Make a bright idea compilation

    • @PugnaciousProductions
      @PugnaciousProductions 5 лет назад +7

      september1717 There are only three.

    • @Vellicora
      @Vellicora 5 лет назад +3

      What time stamp?

    • @bobafett6215
      @bobafett6215 5 лет назад +1

      Will Maness right when I read this comment he showed up lol

    • @ernest.brownie_536
      @ernest.brownie_536 5 лет назад +1

      Will Maness no Batman is.
      Because he’s BATMAN!!!!!

  • @tr1fff
    @tr1fff 5 лет назад +494

    th- the "yess! Wong!" Kills me everytime-,,!!

  • @ixwicraft
    @ixwicraft 5 лет назад +1354

    Bucky is so dramatic. Tony says “you don’t get to be sorry” and bucky goes straight to; “you’re right I don’t deserve to live”

    • @Sisisiskza
      @Sisisiskza 5 лет назад +9

      🌚💔💔💔💔💔

    • @zmpjacksoncomics2077
      @zmpjacksoncomics2077 4 года назад +17

      Iron man should of destroyed cap with the hulkbuster

    • @colored433
      @colored433 4 года назад +2

      😂😂😂

    • @tjknight
      @tjknight 4 года назад +26

      Bucky being the MCU's version of Anakin Skywalker is my favorite head cannon

    • @zola__
      @zola__ 3 года назад +3

      But I love bucky lol

  • @annemariewolfer3505
    @annemariewolfer3505 4 года назад +302

    You don't know how happy Darth Vader's running gag makes me.

    • @Liam-Welch
      @Liam-Welch 3 года назад +7

      That was a really good one

    • @obiwankenobi7464
      @obiwankenobi7464 3 года назад +4

      @@Liam-Welch what a minute

    • @Liam-Welch
      @Liam-Welch 3 года назад +5

      @@obiwankenobi7464 huh same pfp and everything

    • @doge8445
      @doge8445 2 года назад +2

      @@Liam-Welch what if you from a different multivires

    • @LacieWhy
      @LacieWhy Год назад +2

      Happy Vader is the best part of this universe.

  • @mrj7297
    @mrj7297 6 лет назад +1811

    "Dont mess with me kid.."
    "..Why?"
    "BECAUSE IM BATMAN!"
    "WHAAAAAAAAT!?"

    • @-snowy-726
      @-snowy-726 6 лет назад +6

      Lol

    • @connorawesomest2682
      @connorawesomest2682 6 лет назад +27

      Me: I’m laughing inside
      You:why
      BATMAN: BECAUSE IM BATMAN

    • @zcanime5997
      @zcanime5997 5 лет назад +3

      Glitch Master MEH WEEWEEWEEEWEEEWEEWEEWEEEEEEEEE! BUT THIS IS HOW REALLY SHOULD HAVE ENDED!

    • @Katy-sr9ts
      @Katy-sr9ts 5 лет назад +12

      It makes sense because the voice actor for the vulture is Michael Keaton who also voice Batman in 1989

    • @billyyoung6365
      @billyyoung6365 5 лет назад +2

      Plot twist

  • @thestudentofficial5483
    @thestudentofficial5483 5 лет назад +667

    Solution for all problems:
    Tank Missile
    Answer for every question:
    Because I'm Batman

  • @happyfatherof5164
    @happyfatherof5164 6 лет назад +705

    Steve Rogers
    1920-2016
    "When his girlfriend died, Cap didn't hesitate to make out with her niece"
    😂😂😂😂😂

  • @percys_microbitch4837
    @percys_microbitch4837 4 года назад +58

    captions are amazing
    captions: *sigh of repressed teen angst* *second Psycho* *rampant tank destruction* *Sad scott* *angry hank* *smart person (batman)* *angry teen* all are gold

    • @alyssaway2647
      @alyssaway2647 4 месяца назад +2

      I thought i was the only one laughing at the CC 😂

    • @Galaxy_Penguin
      @Galaxy_Penguin 4 месяца назад

      @@alyssaway2647same

  • @yinlee2575
    @yinlee2575 6 лет назад +724

    Spider-Man: and now I know that I’ll never be replaced!
    Miles Morales: yeah... don’ be too sure abou’ that!

    • @hmbrandon164
      @hmbrandon164 5 лет назад +28

      Well they both can co exist technically

    • @kidfury1550
      @kidfury1550 5 лет назад +6

      Abou 😂😂😂😂
      Its about edit i dare u why are u reading this right now ugh stop reading stop it stop it now
      What did i tell you bye
      Bruh

    • @thatweirdgirl7840
      @thatweirdgirl7840 5 лет назад +7

      but he ain't replaced yet...

    • @curtisleblanc5897
      @curtisleblanc5897 5 лет назад +1

      How could they not co-exist if they are two different people/characters?
      They have different suits.
      Different powers.
      Personality.
      Relationships.
      Character arcs.
      Need I go on.

  • @deborahthieme736
    @deborahthieme736 6 лет назад +412

    Thor: Nooo! My hammer was just like a hammer to me.

  • @billyyoung6365
    @billyyoung6365 5 лет назад +203

    Yess Wong killed me every time it was said

  • @goofysmp
    @goofysmp 4 года назад +110

    Warmachine pointing out that he didn’t have a parachute killed me 😂”WHATS UP WITH THAT TONY?!”

    • @ThistleBristleBerry
      @ThistleBristleBerry 2 года назад +3

      Plot twist: Tony is jealous

    • @roxtechs
      @roxtechs Год назад +1

      I mean to be fair he probably started putting parachutes after War Machine incident. Honestly should have started putting them in since MKII

  • @antonbrakhage490
    @antonbrakhage490 5 лет назад +565

    "Friday, put Kryptonite missiles on my to-do list, please."

    • @snakinatrix4435
      @snakinatrix4435 5 лет назад +11

      "Yes Sir."

    • @ordinarynugget2716
      @ordinarynugget2716 4 года назад +2

      “Sorry Sir, but I’m afraid I can’t do that.”

    • @nintendocat64
      @nintendocat64 4 года назад +2

      This is the where the quote is 27:44

    • @kathrynmorrell6886
      @kathrynmorrell6886 4 года назад +1

      Snakinator a

    • @kathrynmorrell6886
      @kathrynmorrell6886 4 года назад

      I hope that we can get the details of our appointment with you in about the week or so tomorrow I will be able for a bit of work tomorrow so sorry 😐 I have been a few months so we will be back at home 🏡 was that we would have a lot more to do with this week and I will have a lot of friends with us tomorrow and then we will be home 🏡 is the day weekend so I can do a lot tomorrow and do a lot for me a lot and then go home and then come to the house 🏡 is that time I will be in a new place so we will have put a date for you and we have some fun with your family I will be home 🏡 I have a few minutes to get to my house and I can make it a bit before was that we were doing a lot and it just started to go down to my work so I thought it might have been the same day I would be a great 👍 was it a great day to see you I know I was thinking 🤔 was a good day I hope 🤞 was

  • @nathanielantonick9720
    @nathanielantonick9720 5 лет назад +482

    "Unless you're a plane, or a bomb, or some ice, or a brainwashed buddy, or a Spider-Man, then you don't necessarily have to yield!"

    • @jameschambers3981
      @jameschambers3981 5 лет назад +9

      or thanos

    • @lisiasty2498
      @lisiasty2498 5 лет назад +14

      Or tony stark or version of youreself or just pain thanos!!!!

    • @berengustav7714
      @berengustav7714 4 года назад +9

      "And when his girlfriend died he didn't hesitate to make out with her neice"

    • @rikudoghoul7006
      @rikudoghoul7006 4 года назад +2

      Or cheat peggy

    • @whafflete6721
      @whafflete6721 4 года назад +2

      Or a Juggernaut
      Source:HISHE Deadpool 2

  • @varicolour
    @varicolour 5 лет назад +1838

    Peter: * takes off spidey mask*
    Aunt may: What the Fu-
    Cap: Language!

  • @k-leb4671
    @k-leb4671 4 года назад +127

    The guy who's acting as Korg is really good. He almost sounds just like Taika Waititi.

    • @LeaveNameBlank
      @LeaveNameBlank Год назад +1

      to be fair, you basically just have to be a new Zealander to have the voice
      - a professional kiwi

    • @GorgeDawes
      @GorgeDawes 3 месяца назад

      The Chris Pratt voice is pretty awesome too.

  • @imdough8838
    @imdough8838 6 лет назад +185

    Dr. Strange:Lemme guess your home
    Thanos:Ye--
    Iron Man:TANK MISSLE

    • @zcanime5997
      @zcanime5997 5 лет назад +3

      Kessler Magat THANOS: NO NO NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

    • @offical.drift_7047
      @offical.drift_7047 5 лет назад +1

      Perfect just perfect

  • @runefaustblack
    @runefaustblack 5 лет назад +376

    And Rhodey had the same idea about killing Thanos as a baby in _Endgame._

    • @lazyliongames5858
      @lazyliongames5858 4 года назад +5

      Wait i thought that the person who said that was Hawkeye

    • @aishwarya4572
      @aishwarya4572 4 года назад +9

      @@lazyliongames5858 wha... no! rhodey said that man

    • @Starwarsfanboy0928
      @Starwarsfanboy0928 4 года назад +3

      Yeah. It is Rhodes, also they even referenced the scene where Thor chops off Thanos’ hand in the HISHE of Infinity War. The only difference is while Thor succeeded in the HISHE, in Endgame, they failed because Thanos destroyed the stone two days prior.

    • @changvasejarik62
      @changvasejarik62 4 года назад +2

      So that’s rhodey, drax and nebula for killing him as a baby. Everyone else still alive against.

    • @raynalddarko7609
      @raynalddarko7609 3 года назад +2

      That was a fan suggestion but the directors decided to answer it in the movie they asked other questions too

  • @baileygrace3749
    @baileygrace3749 6 лет назад +431

    “Siri didn’t know how to get to wakanda”🤣😂🤣

    • @julianservantes1764
      @julianservantes1764 5 лет назад +6

      Stranger things Rocks oh I know 14,000,605 miles to the left or the right or north west?

    • @kidsshaw7739
      @kidsshaw7739 Год назад

      Lmaoo

  • @axjbutler
    @axjbutler 4 года назад +321

    “What happens if we don’t sign it?”
    “Then consider yourselves retired.”
    Everyone else *laughs*
    “Jokes are fun”

  • @saygee5006
    @saygee5006 5 лет назад +615

    "Can you save Vision, when he gets that gem ripped out of his head?"
    Batman is a fortune teller

  • @jpdeliveryservice5538
    @jpdeliveryservice5538 5 лет назад +285

    Thanos: "you should have gone for the head"
    Thor: "YOU WANT ME TO GO FOR THE HEAD? OK I WILL!!

    • @williambeine8120
      @williambeine8120 4 года назад +3

      Haa

    • @Nob911
      @Nob911 4 года назад +3

      Ha ha hahaha hehe hehehe

    • @Void32137
      @Void32137 3 года назад +5

      I wish in the real movie thanos would be like you should gone for the head Thor be like takes the axe out of thanos and puts it in him head

  • @SoumyadeepBanerjee007
    @SoumyadeepBanerjee007 6 лет назад +2449

    RUclips is blessed with so many good creators. Keep it up team *Hishe*

    • @averageenjoyerguy4142
      @averageenjoyerguy4142 6 лет назад +20

      Soumyadeep Banerjee yep beside those viners and half of the kids channels

    • @abela5956
      @abela5956 6 лет назад +11

      forgotten57 _ and logan paul

    • @Cheizean
      @Cheizean 6 лет назад +1

      forgotten57 _
      why only half?

    • @diegobuilds4904
      @diegobuilds4904 6 лет назад

      Soumyadeep Banerjee the

    • @rebeccaluis1223
      @rebeccaluis1223 6 лет назад +1

      Soumyadeep Banerjee and cursed with so so much cringe

  • @Happyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
    @Happyyyyyyyyyyyyyy 4 года назад +68

    1:34 can we all just take a minute to appreciate his kindness and respect

  • @randomnerd3402
    @randomnerd3402 5 лет назад +756

    Steve: (kisses bicep)
    Bucky: (freaks out)

  • @yuming4527
    @yuming4527 5 лет назад +186

    "I have SEEN things!".
    I need a video about Antman's therapy session, please.

  • @JassomJassom-mc2ez
    @JassomJassom-mc2ez 5 лет назад +155

    This channel deserves billions of views

    • @chaosspider5765
      @chaosspider5765 4 года назад

      It already has 2 billion plus, so yeah, it already does!

  • @Grizzy6122
    @Grizzy6122 4 года назад +63

    The "Here's a bright idea" guy has single handedly stopped both Sandman and Vulture, who said the same lines when getting caught.

  • @Fantastic_Films06
    @Fantastic_Films06 6 лет назад +132

    "I flaked away once before, I don't want to have to go through that again!"
    -Voldemort

    • @thiccmothman420
      @thiccmothman420 6 лет назад +1

      You know penniwise flaked away for the third time in that hishe

  • @marc21256
    @marc21256 5 лет назад +429

    Loki: "Batman, do you think I'm going to get people's hopes up and ultimately let them down when the time comes?"
    Batman: "yes"
    Loki: "What do I look like, the Justice League?"

  • @spidersahildutta1022
    @spidersahildutta1022 5 лет назад +135

    Iron man 3: i am iron man
    Infinity War: i am steve rogers
    Antman: i am antman
    gotg 1 and 2: i am groot
    gotg 2: im mary poppins yall

    • @itwasagoodideaatthetime7980
      @itwasagoodideaatthetime7980 4 года назад +2

      @bloxer corgi Bravo! 👏 🙌 Well Played Sir! Well Played Indeed! & With That Sir You Just Won The Internet. 🏆

    • @HippityhoppityGnW
      @HippityhoppityGnW 4 года назад +1

      Homecoming 26:10: Vulture: BECAUSE IM BATMAN

    • @bumbo222
      @bumbo222 3 года назад

      Infinity War and Endgame: I am inevitable...

  • @officialSimontetsuo
    @officialSimontetsuo 2 года назад +16

    The different Parts
    Antman 0:30
    Civil War: 4:42
    Alternate Civil War: 10:46
    Doctor Strange: 12:44
    Guardians 2: 17:09
    Homecoming: 23:36
    Ragnarok: 29:14
    BP: 34:05

  • @kitty_kath
    @kitty_kath 5 лет назад +159

    The reason Rhodey's suit didn't have a parachute is because it was Mark 2, where Tony just intended to test flight, and the later suits had parachutes. That also means that it's Justin Hammer's fault for putting all the guns in with no parachute.

    • @dacoop0642
      @dacoop0642 4 года назад +10

      this one was the mark 2 version of the war machine armor though. And tony gave spider man a parachute because of what happened to Rhodey

    • @Narutass43
      @Narutass43 2 года назад +5

      Tony made new suits for Rhodey starting in Iron Man 3, specifically because Hammertech was a hackjob.

    • @themythologynerd7020
      @themythologynerd7020 2 года назад +3

      Also because Tony learns from his mistakes

  • @benwasserman8223
    @benwasserman8223 6 лет назад +862

    Superman and Batman must feel really awkward now that their diner table is overrun by Marvel characters

    • @xanderm6090
      @xanderm6090 6 лет назад +35

      Then the DC streaming service comes out and the cafe is overrun with too many DC characters.

    • @Johnny-rx4hs
      @Johnny-rx4hs 6 лет назад +21

      Only because HISHE doesn't do the animated DC films. They'd have the entire Justice League, Suicide Squad, Green Lantern Corps, Bat-Family, and Teen Titans if they did.

    • @tripwilson92
      @tripwilson92 5 лет назад +4

      @Deutscher Geist I dig it

    • @kavithaelamvazhuthi4059
      @kavithaelamvazhuthi4059 4 года назад +1

      650th like

  • @kitty_kath
    @kitty_kath 5 лет назад +227

    Hella: "Your lightning and Led Zeplin have failed."
    Me: "The Immigrant Song never fails!"

  • @galaxygirl6584
    @galaxygirl6584 4 года назад +82

    Bucky: I'm sorry, I shouldn't deserve to live
    I nearly cried

    • @zola__
      @zola__ 3 года назад +3

      If that was actually in the movie it would be more heart breaking

  • @duftheduck3188
    @duftheduck3188 6 лет назад +676

    Batman: *shrinks*
    Ant man: what how!
    Batman: BECAUSE IM BATMAN!!!!

  • @Oliver-zn5my
    @Oliver-zn5my 5 лет назад +526

    “I haven’t brought you here to fight, but to KIIISSSSS.”

    • @JayBeMeee
      @JayBeMeee 4 года назад +14

      This is the only comment I could find about that moment but it was perfect😂

    • @nick624179
      @nick624179 4 года назад +8

      That was so weird, lol

    • @dark_ghost2967
      @dark_ghost2967 4 года назад +5

      Heres bright idea how about you don't spoil your plans in front some super heros

    • @f.k.3628
      @f.k.3628 4 года назад +5

      Stonyyy

    • @lisaminton1828
      @lisaminton1828 3 года назад

      Yeahhhh absolutely not, absolutely not!!

  • @TeaGamingPanda
    @TeaGamingPanda 6 лет назад +453

    In time, you will know what it’s like to watch a HISHE MCU Vol. 2 in one sitting, to feel so happy but yet say “HEY I REMEMBER THIS!”

    • @Cheizean
      @Cheizean 6 лет назад +3

      TeaGamingPanda
      FACTS

    • @Cheizean
      @Cheizean 6 лет назад +2

      TeaGamingPanda
      and say*

    • @alejandrogalindo4872
      @alejandrogalindo4872 6 лет назад +3

      TeaGamingPanda Haven't I've seen u at JWE videos from Gaming Beaver?

    • @Traoaksi
      @Traoaksi 6 лет назад +4

      I read this in Thanos' voice as u quoted him lmaoo

    • @TeaGamingPanda
      @TeaGamingPanda 6 лет назад +1

      Thanks May XXXTentacion Rest Forever In Peace

  • @Dawid23_Gamer
    @Dawid23_Gamer 3 года назад +22

    "I'm your dad peter"
    _running intensifies_
    Vader: YOU HAVE A SON!? THAT'S WONDERFUL!
    The best recurring joke ever!

  • @breezza_time
    @breezza_time 5 лет назад +341

    ok, whoever does antman in these hishes is ABSOLUTELY PERFECT!1!! he sounds just like scott and acts just like him too and i love it 😂😂
    same with tony oh my gosh 👌

  • @eimanhaqeem4831
    @eimanhaqeem4831 5 лет назад +249

    Woody: YOU ARE A TOY!
    Ant-Man: No, I m Ant-Man.
    😂😂

    • @tomeddsworld984
      @tomeddsworld984 3 года назад +5

      It was more toy like TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOY

    • @sharalakid
      @sharalakid 3 года назад +1

      HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

    • @sharalakid
      @sharalakid 3 года назад

      @@tomeddsworld984 more like TOOOOOOOY

    • @jessebaker4245
      @jessebaker4245 3 года назад

      Lol

    • @kyleabdallah4658
      @kyleabdallah4658 3 года назад +1

      Ant-man: NO!!! I’m Aunt man!!!!

  • @raine-time
    @raine-time 6 лет назад +531

    "You could save Vision when he gets that Gem ripped out of his head."
    Lmao the Time Stone is literally the tool that helps Thanos rip the Gem out of Visions head

    • @Tevin-MK
      @Tevin-MK 6 лет назад +4

      hahaha

    • @Slackow
      @Slackow 6 лет назад +4

      RussRedCloud wait so if he reversed it now would there be 2 of that infinity stone?

    • @tomasjedno6695
      @tomasjedno6695 6 лет назад +1

      Cowslayer7890 Nope, Im afraid there is only limited count of infinity stones per universe

    • @mercmatthews2067
      @mercmatthews2067 6 лет назад +6

      RussRedCloud It was almost like the directors watched the scene and decided to ironically reverse it...

    • @Slackow
      @Slackow 6 лет назад

      TomášJedno so what would happen?

  • @Webbster666
    @Webbster666 3 года назад +73

    No one:
    The subtitles: *Zelda the Zemo Zebra*: It’s ZZZEEEEMMMOOOOO

    • @aaronalkor
      @aaronalkor 3 года назад +2

      It actually is!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @WaterMeLoan64
      @WaterMeLoan64 3 года назад

      The Legend of Zelda: The Zemo Zebra is the title of Breath of the Wild 2.

    • @noble4014
      @noble4014 3 года назад +3

      12:41*

  • @victorvondeathstroke
    @victorvondeathstroke 6 лет назад +1862

    Mini Batman saying, "Because I'm Batman!" is still the greatest thing on the internet.

  • @megcarey2648
    @megcarey2648 5 лет назад +140

    I love how in the cafe scene for infinity war, everyone had alcohol drink but peter had a coke bottle 😂

  • @lvl1044
    @lvl1044 6 лет назад +377

    so spiderman gets called about his age being a super hero
    so
    what about robin...

    • @spidersahildutta1022
      @spidersahildutta1022 5 лет назад +4

      i thought the same thing

    • @thatguy8636
      @thatguy8636 5 лет назад +2

      Robin isn't in the current dc universe
      (I don't watch the dc universe so I don't know if the rated r teen titans count)

    • @generaldalek
      @generaldalek 5 лет назад +1

      Robin is only a side kick though...

    • @pok3btw903
      @pok3btw903 5 лет назад

      John Lloyd yea

    • @bzell7728
      @bzell7728 4 года назад

      Didn't he become a super hero/ sidekick at 12 years old or something?

  • @marcelschreger296
    @marcelschreger296 4 года назад +18

    Dont push that Button
    "I am groot"
    Ahh he pushed it!
    Im done😂😂

  • @maturinthedm3730
    @maturinthedm3730 6 лет назад +468

    When Captain America throws his mighty shield,
    All those who choose to oppose his shield must yield.
    Unless your a plane,
    Or a bomb,
    Or some ice,
    Or a brainwashed buddy with a robotic arm,
    Or a Spider-Man,
    Or a purple man with a giant glove,
    Then you don't necessarily have to yieeeeeld!!!!!

    • @Zekrom249
      @Zekrom249 6 лет назад +14

      But he didn't throw a shield at a purple man with a giant glove. He punched a purple man with a giant glove with TWO shields!

    • @maturinthedm3730
      @maturinthedm3730 6 лет назад +5

      Zekrom249 So. He didn't use his shield to stop a plane or some ice. Beside, it those who choose to oppose his shield must yield. Thanos opposed.

    • @lemmehelp9293
      @lemmehelp9293 6 лет назад +7

      Cap: PLEASE STOP FOR THE L O V E O F G O D

    • @92brunod
      @92brunod 6 лет назад +2

      He didn't even have his shield so Thanos couldn't possibly oppose his shield

    • @Kalina47
      @Kalina47 6 лет назад

      Wat?

  • @ragingriverrhinoplays1868
    @ragingriverrhinoplays1868 6 лет назад +3585

    Who else wants a mini series of stark raising baby thanos?

  • @AlejoConejo-vb8ln
    @AlejoConejo-vb8ln 6 лет назад +163

    When Pym says "Plus my daughter is really hot", he's not kidding xD

  • @disynth4360
    @disynth4360 4 года назад +26

    Whoever did these captions deserves a raise.

  • @yahrsan3531
    @yahrsan3531 5 лет назад +117

    piggy : here's another guy in a space suit
    woody: YOU ARE A TOY
    antman: no i'm antman ( grows up )
    everyone freezes

  • @calebford6318
    @calebford6318 6 лет назад +2853

    seen every video
    watches entire 48 minutes anyways

  • @sabretoothstudios9142
    @sabretoothstudios9142 6 лет назад +35

    It’s just occurred to me- the Villain Pub contains villains from nearly every franchise, from Marvel to Star Wars to G.I.Joe, while the Super Cafe contains almost exclusively superheroes from Marvel and DC, with a few random exceptions from back in the day, like Mario- why is that?
    That said this is one of the greatest compilations of all time, keep up the good work!

  • @Tizzzyyy
    @Tizzzyyy 4 года назад +50

    Captain America: *being amazing and handsome*
    Winter Solider: TO SMEXYY
    Captain America: CAPTAIN ROLL
    my favorite moment

  • @AthleticAssault
    @AthleticAssault 6 лет назад +61

    "Just tell the UN that Vision lifted Thor's Hammer, so I'm pretty sure we are doing something right!"

  • @rosesandcoffee2172
    @rosesandcoffee2172 6 лет назад +943

    48 minutes.
    Of pure.
    Hishe.
    And Marvel.
    Humor.
    I love this.
    Thank you.

    • @thomasdunn4620
      @thomasdunn4620 6 лет назад +7

      48 minutes
      Of pure
      *Read more*

    • @brocklee2248
      @brocklee2248 6 лет назад +1

      Fan Girl Of Awesomeness 49 basically but yeah your right, stop reading this I guess,oops

    • @Jstrain11
      @Jstrain11 6 лет назад +1

      Fan Girl Of Awesomeness and Batman

    • @rosesandcoffee2172
      @rosesandcoffee2172 6 лет назад

      DunningsWarehouse Oh my goodness, you actually got me there. 😂

    • @theasianprophet
      @theasianprophet 6 лет назад

      Fan Girl Of Awesomeness 50 Minutes.

  • @richmondpeg
    @richmondpeg 5 лет назад +121

    Starlord: Someone has to take care of baby Thanos!
    Rhodey: *Walks up with rope*
    If you've seen Endgame you will get this
    Edit: 45:46 Did anyone notice the drinks are in the order of when thanos collected the infinity stones? Power, space, reality, soul, time, and mind

    • @waynedeacon2736
      @waynedeacon2736 5 лет назад +3

      The Rainstorm Conspiracy what I did watch endgame but I did not get that reference can you tell me what it is

    • @marriottthinks
      @marriottthinks 4 года назад

      The drink this is so cool! Thanks for pointing that out!!

    • @ahmed4363
      @ahmed4363 4 года назад +3

      @@waynedeacon2736 in the time travel scenes Rhodey says why don't we go to baby thanos and (tieing thanks' neck with rope)

    • @waynedeacon2736
      @waynedeacon2736 4 года назад +1

      ahmed4363 oh

    • @kevin8712
      @kevin8712 4 года назад +2

      Also in another HISHE Cap returned the stones by order of the color wheel: Mind-yellow, Time-green, Space-blue, Power-purple, Reality-red, Soul-orange

  • @roselindream278
    @roselindream278 3 года назад +11

    I love how the voice actors actually sound like the real characters!!!

  • @jackskenandore5456
    @jackskenandore5456 6 лет назад +37

    Crashes
    Stark: give me vitals
    Suit: aw he’s dead
    Stark: RODES

  • @chips_and_dip6282
    @chips_and_dip6282 6 лет назад +96

    I like how thanos has a shot glass of all the colours of infinity stones

    • @natedawg3926
      @natedawg3926 6 лет назад +9

      Luckstar ! They were also in the order he collected them in the movie

  • @adarshhota688
    @adarshhota688 6 лет назад +40

    Whoever came up with the idea of baby thanos deserves an Oscar
    And so do the animators especially the voice artist

  • @phillyphillylii916
    @phillyphillylii916 4 года назад +15

    “Your lightning and Led Zeppelin has failed!” Lmao

  • @dearleaderfollower9018
    @dearleaderfollower9018 5 лет назад +286

    When Thor said, “but he can”, tony should have shown up and yelled tank missile and shot hela

  • @m23._23
    @m23._23 5 лет назад +73

    Loki: do u think Im going to get people’s hopes up and ultimately let the down
    Bat: yes
    Loki: what do I look like the justice league
    Hhshsgsajahahagagahahahah

    • @pyreneesgal5823
      @pyreneesgal5823 3 года назад +1

      One of my favorite lines in all of HISHE history XD

  • @Quacktum
    @Quacktum 6 лет назад +297

    Can I be the guy in the chair?
    No I'm the guy in the chair there can only be one!

  • @cooperslays5529
    @cooperslays5529 4 года назад +16

    When Scott Lang swears, Captain America be like, watch your Scott LANGuage

  • @hellothere2464
    @hellothere2464 6 лет назад +381

    Don’t bullcrap me Rodgers, did you know?
    Yes
    NYUH TANK MISSLE

    • @sarahunt75
      @sarahunt75 5 лет назад +2

      Hello There Language!

  • @fortnite_balls67
    @fortnite_balls67 6 лет назад +426

    Aunt may: what the-
    Cap: language!
    Aunt may: oooof!
    I loved that a lot tbh.
    Who else found it funny?

  • @AG_Speaks
    @AG_Speaks 6 лет назад +1549

    BEST RUclips SERIES EVER
    Besides Shrek

  • @dorkknight7973
    @dorkknight7973 4 года назад +20

    Is Batman really questioning Tony's decision to have a kid on the team?
    Because, cough cough, ROBIN!

    • @dacoop0642
      @dacoop0642 4 года назад +3

      and at least spider man has powers

    • @dacoop0642
      @dacoop0642 4 года назад +1

      and the fact that at least peter is 15 and not 12 or however young robin was.

  • @Arey2539
    @Arey2539 6 лет назад +53

    Who noticed that on the Spider-Man: homecoming hishe, Peter throat punches Adrian like Sherlock Holmes throat punched the one guy on his hishe, Peter really is trying to be like Tony

  • @shobarbaba
    @shobarbaba 5 лет назад +184

    How did they nail korgs voice???😯😯😯

  • @leonvsu241
    @leonvsu241 6 лет назад +135

    Hishe is by far my favorite RUclips channel, without a doubt. Congrats on an amazing run and one that should go on forever.

  • @adamking5215
    @adamking5215 3 года назад +13

    did ya'll notice when doctor strange used the sling ring and cloak of levitation to cut off thanos' arm that he (thanos) was falling out of the sky in the background right afterwards?

  • @retnavybrat
    @retnavybrat 6 лет назад +16

    Baby Thanos being voiced by a real baby puts the adorable factor in the stratosphere.

  • @stardust1271
    @stardust1271 5 лет назад +381

    Moral of the MCU Hishes:
    Doctor Strange can fix (almost) everything.
    He doesn't bring back Vision and Quicksilver.
    EDIT: I was a moron when I wrote this comment lol, they both died before Strange was a wizard. Whoops!

    • @mariozyfi7013
      @mariozyfi7013 4 года назад +13

      Because they died for real not from the snap

    • @space760
      @space760 4 года назад +8

      no thanos took the time stone DUHHHH

    • @sneeb271
      @sneeb271 4 года назад +6

      Wow that's a weird way of spelling wong

    • @emilechiverri960
      @emilechiverri960 4 года назад +3

      And sling ring

    • @ihopeicanchangethisnamelat7108
      @ihopeicanchangethisnamelat7108 4 года назад +6

      THAT’S why Wanda’s going to try and kill him in Multiverse of Madness. It all makes sense!!

  • @heruirawan5722
    @heruirawan5722 5 лет назад +65

    zimo, zebra, zelda
    even in this hishe universe, stark still had a lot of names for someone

    • @SeventyTinyWyverns
      @SeventyTinyWyverns 2 года назад

      Just turn on the captions at the end of that HISHE to see Zelda the Zemo Zebra!

  • @arifishartadi
    @arifishartadi 4 года назад +10

    Thanos: "I'm edible." LMAO 😂😂

  • @KingWilly88888
    @KingWilly88888 5 лет назад +63

    Batman shrinks down...
    Antman "But how?"
    Batman "Because im Batman!"

  • @willmcdonald809
    @willmcdonald809 6 лет назад +37

    Baby thanos might be the funniest thing I’ve ever seen😂😂

  • @tripwilson92
    @tripwilson92 5 лет назад +114

    "Dont mess with me kid"
    Why?
    "CUZ IM BATMAN!!!"
    AHHHHH

  • @pk5727
    @pk5727 2 года назад +12

    I still love the Optimus prime bit of him fulfilling his destiny

  • @ultelijah3641
    @ultelijah3641 5 лет назад +70

    Nobody:
    Literally No one:
    Thanos: Someone’s lookin hella fine

    • @sammyduran5017
      @sammyduran5017 5 лет назад

      Lynk My Guy it’s ironic because thanos falls in love with hella

  • @MgaDrkSkll
    @MgaDrkSkll 5 лет назад +486

    I lost an electron
    Are you positive?
    This was on spidermans shirt when he was being asked to join he avengers

  • @LarryTheStormtrooper
    @LarryTheStormtrooper 6 лет назад +943

    The HISHE COMIC UNIVERSE

  • @Webbster666
    @Webbster666 3 года назад +5

    One of the best part:
    *sings*: Driving responsibly, ‘cause I’m so smart! And I like my hands! Yeaaah!

  • @kaitykat8242
    @kaitykat8242 6 лет назад +50

    "Give me vitals!"
    "Nah, he's dead"
    "RHODESSSSSSSS!!!!!"
    XD

    • @zcanime5997
      @zcanime5997 5 лет назад

      KaityKat DA DA! DADADADAAAAAAAAAA! DA DA! WE WE WE WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

    • @antonbrakhage490
      @antonbrakhage490 5 лет назад

      I actually think Rhodes should have died, or at least remained permanently crippled. I have a hard time respecting Civil War, because there's this big epic conflict, heroes pitted against each other, isn't it so tragic... and there are pretty much zero lasting consequences to any of it. Infinity War kind of retroactively saved it, by showing how the heroes being divided helped Thanos commit genocide, but by itself Civil War is a really weak movie, because it takes a very serious premise and treats it like a fun romp (it also did a bad job of giving Tony and Cap decent motivations for their respective positions, I thought).

  • @qramatic829
    @qramatic829 5 лет назад +59

    Steve: Yeah everyone's here!
    *sad Loki noises*

  • @redacted927
    @redacted927 6 лет назад +160

    *Capitan* *Bucky*
    *America*
    Steve Rogers James Buchanan
    Barnes
    1920-2016 1917-2016
    Threw a mighty He just wanted
    shield. When his some plums.
    Girlfriend died
    Cap didn't hesitate
    to make out with
    Her niece
    😂

    • @SeventyTinyWyverns
      @SeventyTinyWyverns 2 года назад

      I don't get "He just wanted some plums", please explain?

    • @K-translator
      @K-translator 2 года назад +1

      @@SeventyTinyWyverns In civil war there’s a scene where Bucky peacefully buying some plums. But he couldn’t them because he was interrupted by captain.

  • @tammyforbes2101
    @tammyforbes2101 4 года назад +5

    Batman saying “I’m not poor” was the best thing ever I cracked up!

  • @traceycourt4878
    @traceycourt4878 6 лет назад +225

    thor ragnarok alternate hishe
    hela: you cant defeat me
    thor: why
    (hela turns into batman)
    hela:BECAUSE I'M BATMAN
    thor:WHAAATTTT?

  • @anthonyazzi3427
    @anthonyazzi3427 5 лет назад +100

    "Don't mess with me kid"
    "Why"
    "BECAUSE IM BATMAN"

  • @tjdomino2787
    @tjdomino2787 6 лет назад +1439

    Doctor Strange: I just looked forward in time to see all the possible outcomes.
    Iron Man: Well how many do we win?
    Doctor Strange: All of them, because the MCU would be broke if the heroes didn't eventually win every battle.

  • @brandonnewby178
    @brandonnewby178 4 года назад +5

    Vulture saying "Because I'm Batman!"
    That's the best because he WAS Batman!!

  • @pancakethedog9926
    @pancakethedog9926 6 лет назад +321

    You know scarlet and daredevil are a lot alike. They both wear red and they both lost there vision.

    • @tribeofephraim5801
      @tribeofephraim5801 6 лет назад +6

      Pancake The Dog dudum tsh

    • @knifetm
      @knifetm 6 лет назад

      Pancake The Dog OH I GET THE JOKE!!!!!!!

    • @megaraptor1018
      @megaraptor1018 6 лет назад +3

      Pancake The Dog Nice pun! They lost their "Vision"! Also, like.... Spoilers for Infinity War!

    • @ER.426
      @ER.426 6 лет назад

      Legend

    • @marcous_the_goose_66
      @marcous_the_goose_66 6 лет назад

      That was awsome

  • @jjgaming8432
    @jjgaming8432 6 лет назад +19

    Doctor Strange:I looked forward in time to see all the possible outcomes.
    Tony:How many did we win?
    Doctor Strange:None of them, he turned us into Legos, scattered our remains throughout the Universe, then spent 25 years hunting all those pieces down, Destroyed them with the Power Stone, restarted it all with the time Stone, and did that on a loop until he got bored, and then trapped our souls and Minds in the soul and mind stones.
    Tony:Isn't that a little Overkill?
    Doctor Strange:Yep.

  • @Jarringcar
    @Jarringcar 6 лет назад +78

    Batman can’t yell about Peter. He’s had like 6 robins.

  • @riptxdes
    @riptxdes 4 года назад +14

    The funniest thing about the ant Ant man one is that my neighbor reworked his golf cart horn to sound like that
    Lol