Honestly I wouldn't be good idea based on Batman's track record with his sidekicks. It would be Spider-Man's luck to be adopted by him and have a tragic end. Something horrible would either happen to Spider-Man or push him to become a villain. Call antihero like his sidekicks
Trigon sweating bullets? Please he already sweats when he is avoiding child support. This would make him feel like a Paul replica but still more respected
@@snakeonix9105 bro even her daughter hates him, his like a father you never wanted but shows up randomly at your 18th birthday party with the milk 😂😂😂
@@badgamemasterApparently this guy haven't heard of The Dark Knight Returns and The Justice League Doom cartoons🤣This whole channel is literally inspired by them BRUH 🤦🏿♂️
Calls him yamacha yet Hawkeye managed to kill hulk with an arrow Where as Batman needed almost 7 different suits or gadgets just face Superman .and still lost
0:42......that won't work anymore Mr. Wayne...because Steve removed the electromagnetic Gauntlet, he once had in the shield ...... dude reverted to leather straps.... Steve was even fastening his shield straps to stop the bleeding from his arm after fighting Thanos in end game....
@@3zra15 He’s not really better h2h. Cap is still physically superior and has a Proto Adamantium weapon as his default. Batman has lots of knowledge that extends beyond being a battle tactician and leader, but aside from that he’s not really “smarter” than Cap in a way that’s relevant to “strategy”. Cap should actually be able to think something up noticeably faster than Bats, considering his mental enhancements from the serum. These mental enhancements also include photographic memory and his ability to process time fast enough to briefly see bullets coming, something that would probably certify his success against Bruce in pure h2h.
@@drippyog3935I agree. I like that name better. ✋🏿THE STARK KNIGHT RISES✨✋🏿 Beautiful*chef's kiss. Iron Bat sounds lazy just like Toby Maguire's superhero name before Bruce Campbell called him out on his dumb choices🥴THE HUMAN SPIDER🥴
@@Void-Asura Batman destroyed justice League many times Alfred destroyed superman even though I'm a superman fan,he can destroy Justice League,Alfred kicks and destroyed Wonderwoman
Batman’s contingency plan is to roast every avenger in this video and he’ll be the top winner. Bro Wasp is so desperate to hear Batman’s plans and I have to say it’s hilarious to hear the end results 😂❤ love Batman
@@night00glider there's nothing about Stark in that name. It's all Batman, however way you put it. And let's face it, Tony is definitely far off from being a knight.
@@LeonardoTyrone-sr4qzBatman will make him cry,Ironman was beaten by two old,war criminals, Wanda beaten tony,Captain marvel kicked and killed Tony's ass. Spiderman can beat Iron ass
Batman is that kid you play with who has the immunity to everything, plot armor, BS, Until you punch him in the nose and he runs home to mommy… oh wait.
Until he gets shot in the face by a feminist clown and then all that money goes to the government because BM didn’t have a legitimate offspring, or Bane makes the stock market crash and the power goes out at Wayen manor, or he loses all his money because Wayen Tech was bought out by Vandal Savage… canon.
What the same hammer Thor used to beat him up in comics nice joke 😂😂😂😂😂 and also magneto can't move uru he can only manipulate his magnetic field to move it but Thor doesnt play that game look it up
@@wallsterrence magneto only beat Thor in the ultimate universe in 616 canon universe he always got his ass beat by Thor and can't do shit since Thor literally cancel his magnetic power with mjornir and beat him.
Captain America: big man with a black cape and dressed like a bat take that off and what are you Batman: Genius, world's greatest detective,billionaire, Playboy,
@@theengineer2017nah bro batman has his own tech too,at his wanyne tech company,and you forgot he's the world greatest detective,he can knows when he want to knows 😂
@@masdandaniel8509 Okay but he's had everything already developed and at his hand, Tony developed a miniaturized Arc Reactor(In a cave with basic tools) which the entire energy department of Stark Industries failed, compacted Repulsor tech to a small enough formfactor for his suits, has made functioning stealth tech, developed orbital armor and entire satellite for the Hulk Buster, literally has an IQ of 270, Einstein was only 160 something, rediscovered an element, and other things
Goku: Geez Vegeta, You didn't have to go that far like that. They were just joking around. Tien: At this point, it's a game. If he gives in, they win. And he knows that.
That first roast slash burn that he did on Thor was like a third degree burn that I felt from a mile away damn that he really got to him just because he looks like a pretty boy half of the times damn. Does that mean that he's a Disney princess? I want to know but damn did you have to make the whole entire Avenger team freak out like that? Damn!!!!!
In the next video I would love to see bringing Dante and Vergil (from Devil May Cry series) and how Batman will try to use his contingency plan at them alongside John Constantine, because John own Batman a few favors until Paul tries to intervene to show off and ends up being roasted out by everyone else.
I think Bats would bribe Dante with porn mags and unlimited supplies of pizza. While for Vergil, he'd probably convince him to gain power that he'll never find or get.
@RichDXtreme247 Or maybe he would hire Dante to help him in a few supernatural cases, and he will accept because of Lady (she'll never let him refuse, since it's a job.) and for Vergil I can imagine this: Batman: Vergil, twin brother of Dante, son of Sparda. Powerful demi-human. Weakness: Being the definition of uselessness broke, because just being a mere loser deadbeat isn't enough for him. Vergil: What? Batman: And here goes more. To neutralize him, it doesn't need much. Sueing him for parental abandon, parental abuse and evading child support and paying taxes will be his worst nightmare. Not any villain in the franchise will do more damage than my special legal team. Meet Phoenix Wright, guys. Phoenix: Hi Spider, Morrigan. Didn't have seen you guys after helping with your marriage since MvC comeback. Morrigan, don't worry about him. I'll make sure he'll be humiliated inside and outside the court. Venom: Damn! Vergil: You can't do that! You left Jason to die, you hypocrite. Jason: The only hypocrite is you, Dumbgil. I was tricked by Joker and blew up. Batman always goes to help me. You on the other hand, tried to kill your son and even chop off his fucking arm. No wonder you never won the father of the year prize. You suck at everything you try. Miles: Goddamn! Phoenix: Also, trying to steal Morrigan powers through a intersexual ritual is the worst idea ever, but you somewhat had find it brilliant. Instead of her powers, you got a son. In the matter of sucess, you're like Larry but with far worst ideas and with a Edgey lord like Edgeworth, but fails at being cool and successful like the last one. Venom: Holy shit! Vergil: But... Morrigan: Dear, the only thing you managed from me was to be just one more victim on my list. Another arrogant to trues to usurp my power and has failed spectacularly. At least I have a lovely son, which is not like you at all. Vergil: And Peter over there? Morrigan: "laughs" You dare to compare yourself to him? You and him are like pyrite and platinum. You're cheap, uselessness and not worthy of my time as Peter on the other hand is selfless, kind, with a gold heart and treats me like a queen I am and gives everything I need not seeking for futile trifling, but seeking for my genuine happiness. No wonder we're together. You're a deadbeat even in relationships. Dante: Holy f**k, that's overkill!
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I love how Batman’s plan for Spider-Man is to adopt him and give him a better life
And get actual combat and tactics training.
...... Jason Todd has left the chat!
@@crazzyjjj1, not like he needs it
he is becoming Uncle Ben
Honestly I wouldn't be good idea based on Batman's track record with his sidekicks.
It would be Spider-Man's luck to be adopted by him and have a tragic end.
Something horrible would either happen to Spider-Man or push him to become a villain. Call antihero like his sidekicks
He literally stops Spider-Man and Ironman by getting them to join his side.
Batman is awesome.
Batman got the two most dangerous Avengers to join him. Terra Chad.
And Wasp. She'll be Barbra 2.0
I love how Batman and Tony just became bros
I feel like there would be a few hurdles, but they definitely can make it work as a duo if they wanted to
Brustark
Rich together strong
@@SpringGoat47716 *iron bat* the roasting billionaire duo’s 🤣
Especially after they roasted each other the last time for wanting to become the leader 😂😂
"imagine the gadget"
"Imagine the prep time"
"unstoppable"
Literally the the basic beginner line for any duo at the start of a tv show
Absolute cinema
"The damage"
That ending: Batman and Iron Man on their own are terrifying, but if they were to team up? Get the feeling even Trigon would sweat bullets.
Trigon?? More like Darkseid will have a seizure 😂😂😂
😂@@LordEmperorHyperion
Trigon sweating bullets? Please he already sweats when he is avoiding child support. This would make him feel like a Paul replica but still more respected
@@snakeonix9105 bro even her daughter hates him, his like a father you never wanted but shows up randomly at your 18th birthday party with the milk 😂😂😂
@@snakeonix9105nah trigon would just destroy them both
Stark & Wayne with their combined wealth of 10 gazillion dollars.
Throw in black panther...most rich in the world. And They take Thor's wealth. M
Still nothing compared tô T'challa
a small loan of a million dollars
Well Tony & Batman Being Friends is A No Brainer.
Both Lost parents , Both Billionaires , Both Like Technology
Nah, Bats would dislike Tony... civil war storyline comes to mind.
@@badgamemasterApparently this guy haven't heard of The Dark Knight Returns and The Justice League Doom cartoons🤣This whole channel is literally inspired by them BRUH 🤦🏿♂️
@badgamemaster and the fact that tony revealed his location to the terrorists endangering his loved ones and his life
@@AnupamprimeYet he's the biggest hero in the MCU.
@@Anupamprime @badgamemaster But that is not Tony anymore. Infinity War changed him. Batman would respect Endgame Tony a lot.
I love how Alfred has that face of “I’m not apologizing” 🤣
batman and iron man teaming up....dear lord have mercy on the souls against those against that team up
Fourth like; I have to agree
And remember Tony isn't afraid to kill if necessary.
@@megaman37456FACTS
Dude killed a group of Terrorist in Iron Man 1 and 3🤣
If Batman got a hold of Stark technology it would be over for everyone.
@@ZonaiHero-ul5nmimagine the gadgets, the prep-time, unbeatable, and unstoppable😂
None of his plans actually implies it will stop them, he just roasting them lolol
3:27 This is how he beats Wasp, by ignoring her
Like a bee
@@Lord-Regent-of-the-Imperium shes a WASP
@@ChimichangaLover69Aren't bees and wasp bugs 🤔
@@Lord-Regent-of-the-Imperiumdamn ,that's genius
@@senvidusooriyaarchchi4829 thank you.
Iron Man:You just broke the multiverse
Bat Man:Dont tell Miguel, its our little secret😂😂
Just noticed the background is the Spider Society
Batman admitting he can't outsmart Alfred seems legit.
who you think he learned everything he knows from? XD
SAS, bro
Actually didn't think of that, , BUT he ain't wrong. Alfred is probably Former BRITISH SAS or at least RAF.
@@nyazillagojira7079 He's SAS
@@batboy555 And a combat medic.
"One EMP and your shield is just a frisby." I mean, it didn't even have electronics in the movies. It really was just a metal frisby.
"Yamcha of the avengers" HAHAHAHA😂
Woooow Lol
damn!
💀💀💀💀🤣🤣🤣
Calls him yamacha yet Hawkeye managed to kill hulk with an arrow
Where as Batman needed almost 7 different suits or gadgets just face Superman .and still lost
Dragon Ball yamcha😂😂😂
Batman beating the Avengers❎ Batman roasting, boiling, and deep frying the Avengers except Iron man and spiderman✅
5:41 Stark & Wayne is standing on business 🔥💯💯
Stark Industries x Wayne Enterprises 🔥🔥
would that break laws about non-monopoly policy?
@@fadhilyudistira8819Unfortunately, if they're a Shared Universe, they'd do ANYTHING against the US Government, because they have Amanda Waller...
@@fadhilyudistira8819there is no such thing in black market raaah murica 🗣️🗣️🦅🦅🔥🔥
0:42......that won't work anymore Mr. Wayne...because Steve removed the electromagnetic Gauntlet, he once had in the shield ...... dude reverted to leather straps.... Steve was even fastening his shield straps to stop the bleeding from his arm after fighting Thanos in end game....
Yeah that one literally makes zero sense.
Also kind of weird he tried to diss Cap with “strategy” when he’s literally the strategist of the team.
@@Brandon-br7tc batman is basically just a smarter cap with similar physical stats and better h2h combat
@@3zra15 He’s not really better h2h. Cap is still physically superior and has a Proto Adamantium weapon as his default.
Batman has lots of knowledge that extends beyond being a battle tactician and leader, but aside from that he’s not really “smarter” than Cap in a way that’s relevant to “strategy”. Cap should actually be able to think something up noticeably faster than Bats, considering his mental enhancements from the serum. These mental enhancements also include photographic memory and his ability to process time fast enough to briefly see bullets coming, something that would probably certify his success against Bruce in pure h2h.
Iron Man and Batman teaming up? The Stark Knight Rises.
They should make it The Iron Bat, which they already mentioned.
And fun fact? There are numerous iterations made of the Iron Bat armor.
@@TheIronWarlockXIII no. Stark knight is cooler you go L taste
@@drippyog3935I agree. I like that name better. ✋🏿THE STARK KNIGHT RISES✨✋🏿 Beautiful*chef's kiss.
Iron Bat sounds lazy just like Toby Maguire's superhero name before Bruce Campbell called him out on his dumb choices🥴THE HUMAN SPIDER🥴
@@TheIronWarlockXIIIno one cares about your nerd 🤓 fun facts. We're just here to have a good time 😐🍻😐Now go take the 2nd L
@@drippyog3935 That’s more Iron Man than Batman, the Iron Bat sounds like a greater balance than that.
Tony and bruce the rich bros with no power but big brains became best friends
That's 100% accurate
3:54
Spidey is tired of being broke 💀💀💀
his writers are still finding a way to screw him up
Facts aren’t we all. This economy a mofo!
Pretty on point for batman fans
They do think he is invincible
Canonically he (nearly) is
@@Undaglibenglaubengloben Canonically, he loses a lot. His few victories over anyone outside the Gotham villains are thus hugely hyped up.
I don't get it either, he has all the personality of a wet blanket and his detective skills are neanderthal at best. His popularity is all hyperbole.
Two billionaire just became one giant cooperation lol
At least it's not a monopoly.
Did we just see Google and Facebook merge?
@@lordProxid no , this is Google and Amazon
Or a third one has them head up DOGE
@@alldayjaycee1Nah, Google and X. Bruce is definitely Elon lol
@ 4:48 😂😂😂😂
I choked on my F00D while listning. Superb editing
2:40 Rich men laughing be like:
💵haaa haa haa haaahaaaaaaa
Ha💵Ha💵Ha💵Ha💵Ha💵
5:11 felt like a anime sequence
Stark had the best strategy of all: Joining Batman.
Also, I'm pretty sure Wasp wants some of that Bat D
Prep time Dez bats
Personally, I'd say that getting a Step-Bat-Dad is the best deal.
She wants his dark knight rises
@@VivioSaf I forgot that Tom Holland spidey got recruited by bats, although he'll have to be Spider-Robin 😆
Spider-Man also knows
The AI Batman and AI Iron Man voices are so spot on and I love that AI Batman is the GOAT. RIP Kevin Conroy.
The way he ignored Wasp was downright devious
Batman the type of guy that would look at Iron man building Ultron and a legion of iron men behind the team's back and say. "hol up... Let him cook."
"Dark Iron Alliance" thats AURA right there!!!
I am a god, 1:33 *”your gadgets are pebbles against Mjolnir’s might!”* ❤❤🔥🔥🔥🔥🇺🇸👍💯
0:26 Damn, even the Joker would feel bad for him.
Venom : Holy Shit💥
"They Dont call me The Dark Knight because im Here to spread sunshine" got me Roling 😂
There is just no stopping Batman with his Prep time against everyone in the multiverse 😂
More like plot armer every JL and Avenger's dog walk him 💀
BECAUSE HE'S BATMAN!
@@Void-Asura more like your using logic on comic/game/movie character logic doesn't exist
"There is just no stopping Batman with his Prep time against everyone in the multiverse 😂"
Because he's a Mary Sue.
@@Void-Asura Batman destroyed justice League many times Alfred destroyed superman even though I'm a superman fan,he can destroy Justice League,Alfred kicks and destroyed Wonderwoman
"bruce, you're one bad day from supervillian territory" broke me 🤣
Batman’s contingency plan is to roast every avenger in this video and he’ll be the top winner.
Bro Wasp is so desperate to hear Batman’s plans and I have to say it’s hilarious to hear the end results 😂❤ love Batman
Bruce is bold to talk amount how he could take out cap by mentioning Peggy, when cap could just mention Martha and Batman would start crying.
Dark Iron is actually a fire Name
I think that would be cool, as the name of their alliance. But I'm sticking with Iron Bat for the armor name lol.
@@TheIronWarlockXIIIyeah, plus Dark Iron sounds… I can’t put my finger on it but it sounds like it could mean something…… *diabolical*
Just put Dark Knight. Knight as in metal armor but dark.
Dark Knight + Iron Man =
*"Dark Man"*
@@night00glider there's nothing about Stark in that name. It's all Batman, however way you put it. And let's face it, Tony is definitely far off from being a knight.
This was the funniest roast I ever watched 😂😂😂😂 excellent work
_"Everyone's got a plan until they get punched in the mouth"_ - an old boxer
quit crying marvel fanboy. dc was and is always better
@mrevaluator1337 idgaf
@@IrtiqaAhmad clearly you do.
@@mrevaluator1337 ok
@@mrevaluator1337 Batman got put out of commission for months by a roided out luchadore, the Avengers would take him easily.
Unstoppable indeed Stark and Wayne.. that is a movie to behold
3:06 Alfred On timing ⏱️ NSA Is Hiring💀😂
This is the best type of roast ever. Oh my God seriously! Batman is the perfect person to roast everyone the voice alone
Batman and Iron Man went from Enemies to allies after this roast session. 😂
The Dark Knight + Iron Man =
The Dark Man
Having both Bruse & Tony doing prep time together and create newly type of gadgets; both heroes & villains alike will be screwed over with😂😂😂
0:53: That’s called being a detective.
Just know iron man is immune to an EMP if he uses that, So just throw some beer at Tony and bye bye
5:46 yeah and you are right but what is crazy that they are bonding
nah depend on who is writing the story
@@LeonardoTyrone-sr4qzBatman will make him cry,Ironman was beaten by two old,war criminals, Wanda beaten tony,Captain marvel kicked and killed Tony's ass.
Spiderman can beat Iron ass
@@ETHANFELIXROMANOV Superhumans dude
@@ETHANFELIXROMANOV nah
You wanna what makes this more sad..
The fact that he's not wrong😭
Oh man. That was something. Hell, it was priceless. Batman just roasted everyone, and got away with it.... I knew he was a menace.
0:39 by clapping them chee.. 💀
Naaaaaah 😂
2:00 tony back stabbing his own team
The rich have to stick together 😅
Wouldn't be the first time
Not the live action iron man voice and animated captain America voice 😂
3:20 is this a Lego Batman Movie reference?
Batman is that kid you play with who has the immunity to everything, plot armor, BS, Until you punch him in the nose and he runs home to mommy… oh wait.
He Actually who gonna punch you and roasted you as hard as enough because you are poor guy,and he the billionaire...opps
Until he gets shot in the face by a feminist clown and then all that money goes to the government because BM didn’t have a legitimate offspring, or Bane makes the stock market crash and the power goes out at Wayen manor, or he loses all his money because Wayen Tech was bought out by Vandal Savage… canon.
Until Vandal Savage bought out Wayen Tech making BM poorer than us… canon
Spiderman just become 7th robin.
As well as the strongest Robin and Avenger.
@@jeuryrabassa4724Ain't that the truth brother 😏🍻😏
@@jeuryrabassa4724The Ron Perlman Deathstroke from teen titans Cartoon Network series is so cooked with Spidey joining forces 😂
Bruce just casually pilfering the Infinity Gauntlet like it's Hal Jordan's ring is hilarious.
Even Thanos and Darkseid not immune to batman roasted them.😂😂😂😂😂😂😂.
"imagine the prep time" bro I'm dead
Batman burned Hawkeye alive, damn. 😂
batman casually holding mjolnir says a lot
Mangeto going add thor hammer to he collect 😂.
Dude imagine how badass to see Michael Fassbender using MCU Thor hammer and defeating Hugh Jackman with it in dayz of future past😂
What the same hammer Thor used to beat him up in comics nice joke 😂😂😂😂😂 and also magneto can't move uru he can only manipulate his magnetic field to move it but Thor doesnt play that game look it up
"Magneto... you're shorter than I expected." -- Anakin Skywalker
@Gradouthegoat29 Magento has w's over thor and the avengers relax
@@wallsterrence magneto only beat Thor in the ultimate universe in 616 canon universe he always got his ass beat by Thor and can't do shit since Thor literally cancel his magnetic power with mjornir and beat him.
"we'll annoy villains into submission"
i loves this part 😂
Captain America: big man with a black cape and dressed like a bat take that off and what are you
Batman: Genius, world's greatest detective,billionaire, Playboy,
Combat fighting master, elite marksman, strategist and improviser
Batman: I'm batman
Thats MCU Stark tho
Comic Stark more like playboy.@@Blaze_Nights
@@AntError_existFACTS
Tony Stark acts more like a James Bond in the cartoons than in live action
@@AntError_exist My dude was talking about Batman here not Iron man
Kick ass banter! I love this video!
4:15 Batman has plans on Captain Marvel
😏😏😏
I see you're a man of culture too 😏 ☕
His plan was "call Superman"
I love the plan for Spiderman he goes through so much and how Tony is just cheering Batman on, and then bond in the end has me rolling. 🤣
The Yamcha comment was beyond disrespect.
Batman villains, henchmen, and normal criminals: How is he worthy!? His been given head injuries to us!?
Batman and Iron Man would be one of the best duos ever 😂😂😂
i like how wasp is getting ignored by batman 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
0:31 Holy sh*t!!! (echoing)
When ant-man shrinks he gains strength the smaller he is
0:16 Wasp The Avengers: Earth's Mightiest Heroes 2010
Sma-
@@Alcen03 gyatt
Definitely Smash
@@KingUchiha391 Oh absolutely they knew what they were doing when they made her
@@Murasakiiro_Kage damn right
Venom letting out the HOLY S*** is funny
The Wasp is getting Ignore 😂😂😂
Like a fly that she is, I don't blame him 😊
her one weakness
"Your gauntlet and your nutz" broke me 🤣🤣🤣🤣
"The Yamcha of the Avengers" is craaazy 💀
Batman didn't need to do Antman like that 4:00 😭
Oh No, 5:30 ☠️
😂😂😂
I haven't laughed this hard in a month. Thank you so much for making this
bat guy not joking around in this video fr
Fr
Fr😂
Man what a masterpiece of dialogues! I can't stop laughing.
Batman and Iron Man teaming up would be everyone's worst nightmare cause no one would literally be able to stop them if they give them prep time.
And let's not forget their actual superpower:
Money.
@@TheIronWarlockXIII Not to mention unlike Batman, Tony builds all his stuff so them teaming up with Batman's alien tech stockpile and Stark's brain
@@theengineer2017nah bro batman has his own tech too,at his wanyne tech company,and you forgot he's the world greatest detective,he can knows when he want to knows 😂
@@masdandaniel8509 Okay but he's had everything already developed and at his hand, Tony developed a miniaturized Arc Reactor(In a cave with basic tools) which the entire energy department of Stark Industries failed, compacted Repulsor tech to a small enough formfactor for his suits, has made functioning stealth tech, developed orbital armor and entire satellite for the Hulk Buster, literally has an IQ of 270, Einstein was only 160 something, rediscovered an element, and other things
Hats off to you, my friend! That had me rolling!
Iron Man weakness: P Diddy List "Cocaine is a hell of a drug"
😂😂😂😂😂 pink one
the art is top god tierr bro sheesh
5:19 that's DOCTOR doom
Yeaaah Batsy was Talking about him as Doomsday not the DC character Doomsday
2:40 the laugh is priceless 😂😂
Vegeta: F*** YOUR PREP TIME! I'M TAKING YOU DOWN NOW!!!! FINAL FLASH!!!!!
Vegeta : DIE YOU F*****!!!
Goku: Geez Vegeta,
You didn't have to go that far like that.
They were just joking around.
Tien: At this point, it's a game.
If he gives in, they win.
And he knows that.
Batman is given way too much credit. He's human, and humans are fragile ... extremely fragile.
yep thats why I rolled my eyes.
That first roast slash burn that he did on Thor was like a third degree burn that I felt from a mile away damn that he really got to him just because he looks like a pretty boy half of the times damn. Does that mean that he's a Disney princess? I want to know but damn did you have to make the whole entire Avenger team freak out like that? Damn!!!!!
Bro roasted them so hard he broke his one rule😂
5:41 imagine the gadgets, the prep time, the damage, unstoppable bro bonding 🗿🤝🗿 5:44 this is the most GOATED bonding in the entire multiverse
4:47 Batman: I spent 5 months in Romania, and 2 in Prague
Woah animation has improved🗣️
Ikr. With this RUclipsr's prep time and in a few more months we'll see his vids become a full length animation. I'm so happy I subbed to his channel😊
This was absolutely amazingly hilarious, thanks so much
In the next video I would love to see bringing Dante and Vergil (from Devil May Cry series) and how Batman will try to use his contingency plan at them alongside John Constantine, because John own Batman a few favors until Paul tries to intervene to show off and ends up being roasted out by everyone else.
I think Bats would bribe Dante with porn mags and unlimited supplies of pizza.
While for Vergil, he'd probably convince him to gain power that he'll never find or get.
@RichDXtreme247 Or maybe he would hire Dante to help him in a few supernatural cases, and he will accept because of Lady (she'll never let him refuse, since it's a job.) and for Vergil I can imagine this:
Batman: Vergil, twin brother of Dante, son of Sparda. Powerful demi-human. Weakness: Being the definition of uselessness broke, because just being a mere loser deadbeat isn't enough for him.
Vergil: What?
Batman: And here goes more. To neutralize him, it doesn't need much. Sueing him for parental abandon, parental abuse and evading child support and paying taxes will be his worst nightmare. Not any villain in the franchise will do more damage than my special legal team. Meet Phoenix Wright, guys.
Phoenix: Hi Spider, Morrigan. Didn't have seen you guys after helping with your marriage since MvC comeback. Morrigan, don't worry about him. I'll make sure he'll be humiliated inside and outside the court.
Venom: Damn!
Vergil: You can't do that! You left Jason to die, you hypocrite.
Jason: The only hypocrite is you, Dumbgil. I was tricked by Joker and blew up. Batman always goes to help me. You on the other hand, tried to kill your son and even chop off his fucking arm. No wonder you never won the father of the year prize. You suck at everything you try.
Miles: Goddamn!
Phoenix: Also, trying to steal Morrigan powers through a intersexual ritual is the worst idea ever, but you somewhat had find it brilliant. Instead of her powers, you got a son. In the matter of sucess, you're like Larry but with far worst ideas and with a Edgey lord like Edgeworth, but fails at being cool and successful like the last one.
Venom: Holy shit!
Vergil: But...
Morrigan: Dear, the only thing you managed from me was to be just one more victim on my list. Another arrogant to trues to usurp my power and has failed spectacularly. At least I have a lovely son, which is not like you at all.
Vergil: And Peter over there?
Morrigan: "laughs" You dare to compare yourself to him? You and him are like pyrite and platinum. You're cheap, uselessness and not worthy of my time as Peter on the other hand is selfless, kind, with a gold heart and treats me like a queen I am and gives everything I need not seeking for futile trifling, but seeking for my genuine happiness. No wonder we're together. You're a deadbeat even in relationships.
Dante: Holy f**k, that's overkill!
5:18 that RDJ Dr Doom was perfection! 😂
The yamcha of the avengers 💀
The final win with Stark:
"You destroy your enemies when you make them your friends".
He wins there too. Nice ending! Very subtle.