Honest Trailers | Every Star Wars Movie (Compilation)
HTML-код
- Опубликовано: 8 сен 2024
- ►►Subscribe to ScreenJunkies!► fandom.link/SJ...
►►Check out the Fandom Twitch Channel!► / fandom
Honest Trailers | Every Star Wars Movie (Compilation)
Voice Narration: Jon Bailey aka Epic Voice Guy
Title Design: Robert Holtby
Written by: Spencer Gilbert, Danielle Radford, Lon Harris
Produced by: Spencer Gilbert
Associate Producer: Ryan O'Toole
Edited by: Kevin Williamsen
Post-Production Manager: Emin Bassavand
Post-Production Coordinator: Mikołaj Kossakowski
Assistant Editor: Rebecca Castaneda
Director of Video Production: Max Dionne
#HonestTrailers
"here's a bunch of old crap we strung together that you can watch."
At least they are "Honest" about it!🤣
I love how hearing Prowse's voice in Darth makes it feel like you're watching a fan film
We need to see more of the English Somerset accent giving gravitas to our film villiains! ;) I mean, Thanos with a West Country accent would have been awesome!
The fact that y'all have made enough HTs to almost match the original SW's runtime is impressive. Most impressive.
The farce is strong with this one...
This is far more entertaining than Disney's "content" could ever hope for...wait, a new hope?
If they made the clone wars show honest trailer they would of surpassed it
@@jerrybabula7895 Could've thrown in Rebels & Resistance too; hell, the old Ewoks and Droids shows could've added a few more minutes.
Somebody tell me that the Obi-wan Vader fight in A New Hope doesn't just look like a younger brother trying to poke his older brother with a stick and the older brother swiping it away while being mildly annoyed by it. "stooooooopppp! "lol
I was outside of a bar once and these two old hobos got into a fight and were trying to hit each other with their canes. It reminded me of that scene.
This is only 15 minutes less than the runtime of A New Hope. You wonder what Lucas and moviegoers of 1977 would say if you told them that 45 years later the film had become such a cultural touchstone that people created 1 hour and 45 minutes of parody trailers.
Moviegoers of 1977 would wonder what the hell you were talking about when you said "A New Hope". The movie didn't include that phrase until it was re-released when Empire came out.
He would say, "I had nothing to do with Howard the Duck."
Also see "Auralnauts"
Cool. They can fill it with the Clone Wars tv show, Bad Batch, Rebels and Resistance
"Run run run jump, I can be a backpack while you run" this just took me, I couldn't stop laughing, BLR is responsible for so many amazing songs
Run run run jump
I can be a backpack while you run
Swing from a hairy vine
I can be your backpack while you climb
Stand on one hand and lift
Rocks with your special gift
BLR?
@@ostrichlord7955someday, when you are older, you could get by a boulder. 😂
@@RugelacharugulaBad Lip Reading
Song Name - Seagulls! Stop It Now! - Bad Lip Reading
Timestamps I made for this video also instead of spending time with friends and family (in release order)
0:17 Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope
4:38 Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back
9:06 Star Wars: Episode VI - Return of the Jedi
13:42 Star Wars Spinoffs (Holiday Special & More!)
18:40 Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace
20:02 Star Wars: Episode II - Attack of the Clones
23:31 Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of the Sith
29:03 Star Wars: The Clone Wars
32:55 Star Wars: Clone Wars (2003)
37:50 Star Wars: Episode VII - The Force Awakens
43:19 Rogue One: A Star Wars Story
48:34 Star Wars: Episode VIII - The Last Jedi
54:19 Solo: A Star Wars Story
59:20 Star Wars: Episode IX - The Rise of Skywalker
1:06:24 The Mandalorian
1:12:23 The Mandalorian Season 2
1:18:41 Star Wars Visions
1:24:30 The Book of Boba Fett
1:32:29 Obi-Wan Kenobi
1:38:02 Andor
Your a true Jedi
@@Guldrimand If so, where’s my lightsaber? I wanna fight a Sith Lord.
Thanks for this!
Beautiful. Thank you.
Pleased with you, Master Yoda is! The Council’s thanks you have!
“Wait, so Hayden Christiansen’s acting choices were *intentional?!”* lmfao too funny
Hey thanks for watching🤗 monthly Gifts contest is on & you've been selected amongst the console price winners text the above name on telegram for your reward Happy New year🎁🎄
Yeah; IMO, I've seen trees act less wooden than Christiansen does. The entire video is filled with great send-ups.
@@mewoneightballs7261 its so weird in the behind the scenes material, he and natalie protman had great chemisty and in the movie you got noting of it
Good old Hayden Chris can't act
Hayden is a great actor. George just has horrible dialogue and poor direction. @@steviekyme9153
Star Wars' tragically dysfunctional family in order of appearance:
Darth Vader: A mass murderer, kills his mentor, tortures his daughter, tries to kill his son while his son tries to kill him, is killed by his other mentor
Leia: Tries to kill her father, her son tries to kill her
Luke Skywalker: Has romantic attraction to his sister, tries to kill his father
Han Solo: Murders his partner in cold blood, and Greedo in cold blood, is killed by his son
Kylo Ren: A murderer, Kills his father, tries to kill mother, tries to kill his uncle.
This family is shakespearian in its depravity.
Yeah, but money.
Han had to kill his partner Beckett because he knew that was about to be shot and he had to kill Greedo because he'd been a smuggler long enough to know what bounty hunters are like. Even calls them twirps to Jabba the Hutt before stepping on his tail. Don't forget Princess Leia kills him with her chain in slave outfit. No one knows if Salacious B. Crumb survives the Sarlac skiffer cruise ship but he is a tough one to kill
To be fair, in case of Luke: He tried to murder his Father before knowing that he was his father, and after that, he tried to kill him, because Father threatened to do bad things with his sister
IN CASE OF KYLO, THOUGH (his Nephew), HE HAS NO EXCUSES
Still better than the trumps or Kardashians.
These are the time stamps you're looking for
00:00 - Intro/A New Hope
4:37 - The Empire Strikes Back
9:06 - Return of the Jedi
13:42 - Holiday Special/Ewoks Films
18:45 - The Phantom Menace 3D
20:02 - Attack of the Clones
23:30 - Revenge of the Sith
29:03 - Clone Wars Movie
32:55 - Clone Wars, Microseries
37:50 - The Force Awakens
43:18 - Rogue One
48:34 - The Last Jedi
54:19 - Solo
59:19 - Rise of Skywalker
1:06:24 - The Mandalorian, Season 1
1:12:22 - The Mandalorian, Season 2
1:18:41 - Visions
1:24:30 - Book of Boba Fett
1:32:29 - Kenobi
1:38:02 - Andor, Season 1
You just brought balance to the force. Thank you!
Thanks
Thanks
This is so wizard!
Clone Wars and Bad Batch Honest Trailers be like, 💀💀💀
5:13 Fun Fact, in the original trailer for Empire Strikes Back, Darth Vader actually said "No, Obi-wan killed your father." they decided to put this line in the trailer in order to avoid leaks.
well, the actor of vader leaked it himself though
"Star Wars, the first one, we're not calling it A New Hope" - Thank you.
at least its better than "Episode 4"
"don't worry fans of sitting and talking". Classic
Joseph Campbell's Star Wars. Well done, well done indeed.
Did you know...?
Originally, Endor was meant to be the Wookie home world. A moon full of Chewbaccas, where Han's co-pilot could return to his people and we'd learn more about his race.
But the bill for kitting out all these very tall actors in wookie costumes landed, and it was decided, to be practical and save some money, that what they needed were some "economy wookies".
Spotted it yet?
"Ewok" = "Economy wookie". Yes, that's where the name came from. An inside joke that got leaked later on.
1/3 of the price of costume fabric.
Holy chit
If this is legit that's wild lol
I thought it meant “Ecologic Wookiees”
They got economy Wookiee’s, acting, plot and sets in the Christmas Special
A line we could have had in Solo:
"I was genetically engineered to pilot this thing!"
"YOU!?!? You're from Queens!"
And Bill Burr was always perfect in delivering his lines in his Canton Mass. (Boston) accent:
"Get that blastah outta my face, Mando!"
I love these compilations because you can relive the pop culture moments in the credits lol.
Hey thanks for watching🤗 monthly Gifts contest is on & you've been selected amongst the console price winners text the above name on telegram for your reward Happy Holidays 🎉🎁✍🏼
I still remember watching The Rise of Skywalker, looked at my late father and agreed with his words. "Well that sucked!"
Hearing the "Yub Nub" song again gave me the biggest wave of nostalgia. Didn't realise how much I missed and enjoyed that song.
Thanks for including it.
Agreed. It was a great celebratory "we killed them all" song. You don't get those every day outside of a musical based on the Old Testament.
Didn't realise how much you " missed and enjoyed" the Yub Nub " song"?
You've GOT to be joking!
That was the final stupidity after a " battle" scene that brought the whole concept to a new low!
I'd really hate to see what music you listen to generally speaking, if " Yub Nub" brings on pangs of nostalgia.
"Haden Christiansons acting choice was intentional?".......I almost woke up my son laughing so hard.
02:28. Darth Vader's real voice sounds like Rick Moranis from Space Balls. 😂🤣
I'm actually pretty sure that was the basis of Moranis's voice.
Thank the Force for James Earl Jones!
was David Prowse the bodybuilder who played the body of Darth Vader and helped Christopher Reeves get into shape for Superman
Now you see that evil will triumph because good is dumb
@@MawileMage I'm pretty sure that Rick Moranis is the basis of Rick Moranis' voice.
"Adultish Gambino" cracked me up.
This Star Wars trailer compilation had been sitting in my watchlist for two weeks. I finally had a couple of hours to kill so I hit play. All I've got to say is that this was awesome! Thanks, Screen Junkies.
Andor is the show we did not ask for but is definitely the show we needed.
I literally said the exact same thing once I started watching it. What an amazing show.
I still laugh at The Wookie and Three Seepio! 😂
Are you sure its not C3PO
I can't believe you overlooked the fact the in the Rise of Skywalker they set it up to be the largest space battle of the entire series, and we get FREEKING SPACE HORSES instead.
Best line in the entire vid: "Malibu Luke". 😄
Wow, the Phantom Menace Honest Trailer needs a special edition re-release. It's only about a minute and a half long!
OMG I get having the other Epic Voice Guys in, but you brought in Mr. Plinkett? Genius. Pure Mad Genius.
21:17 "Somehow Palpatine returned" would like to have a word with you.
Whoever adds timestamps to this video will become an honorary Jedi Knight, worthy of the archives
This is outrageous. It's unfair.
0:17 Star Wars (1977)
4:38 The Empire Strikes Back
9:06 Return of the Jedi
13:43 TV Specials
18:41 The Phantom Menace (The FIRST EVER Honest Trailer)
20:02 Attack of the Clones
23:31 Revenge of the Sith
29:04 The Clone Wars (Movie)
32:56 Clone Wars (2003 TV Series)
37:50 The Force Awakens
43:19 Rogue One
48:34 The Last Jedi
54:19 Solo
59:20 The Rise of Skywalker
1:06:24 Mandalorian Season 1
1:12:23 Mandalorian Season 2
1:18:41 Star Wars Visions
1:24:31 The Book of Boba Fett
1:32:30 Obi-Wan Kenobi
1:38:02 Andor
They will have a seat on the council, but they will not be granted the rank of master
@@smartmouse96 Pleased with you, Master Yoda is!!! ✨
Do you want sith lords? because that is how you get sith lords.
I love that bit around 8:16 "The Force may be around until 2001." I'm laughing so hard from the sheer HINDSIGHT going on right now. HI 2001, it's me, 2023, here to tell you that Star Wars is an unending zombie.
Also, wow, that Episode 1 part seemed to resonate with the stuff with Star Wars the Old Republic (yes, the MMO that could've been KotOR3 if it wanted).
My absolute favourite part was naming the characters for Attack of the clones and calling Samuel Jackson - Lawrence Fishburne.
😂😂😂
loved the bad lip reading reference in "run, run, run and jump, i can be your backpack when you run" in episode V
Force Awakens is the best Honest Trailer you guys have ever done. Hysterical.
The Wookie growling montage is pure gold.
Still waiting for The Clone Wars 😐
Me too. Give us our Clone Wars, man.
@@multiverse_media2023 Maybe next week to prep us for The Bad Batch Season 2?
That’ll be awesome.
Maybe they’re waiting for the articulated wolf guy Jedi figure?
Honestly dude
What is hilarious about making Solo's kid Ben is that it clearly shows that Leia rules that relationship
It was actually Harrison Ford's request. His son's name in real life is Ben.
Ok...I lost it at, "Clap those cheeks Yoda did!🤣🤣😭😭
Revenge of the Sith will ALWAYS be one of my favorite Star Wars movie. I LOVED it. And Matthew Stover's novel is absolutely fantastic. I saw more times than I could count on two hands in the cinema.
The novelization really is dope. It actually expands on things that might have been good to know in the movie itself, lol. And it actually makes Anakin Skywalker seem like a legit badass (no hate intended to Hayden, it's totally not his fault, at least not entirely).
Adultish Gambino had me dying🤣🤣
Dude, calling him genuine class, absolute best reference EVER!
I love that Battle For Endor is Captain Phasma's back story 🤣
To be fair, "Natalie Portman's" weird robot voice was actually just Keira Knightley.
"If you saw Episode IV in theaters, you'd be 50" I feel both attacked and seen... nice compilation, thank you.
Why would you be fifty inches?
I was 15!!
@@itsjustme8947 I was 18 months. Neat bookend, though; my son was 18 months old when we saw RoS.
@@happyspaceinvader508 lol, there are opening quotation marks
Yup. Saw it on my 5th birthday.
Give me the chills with the line "Welcome to PlayPaintChill. You just gained honor +2 for following us ! ".
An hour and forty five minutes of Star Wars Honest Trailers!
"come on JJ, there's no way you can do worse than this"
JJ Abrams: "hold my beer"
Watching this over the Christmas holiday instead of connecting with my friends and family👍
Most threatening villain in Star Wars was Disney. Rogue One wasn't that bad, though.
Star Wars. A series that keeps evolving. Love them all.
Wait, I feel a sense of Deja Vu with this.
Huh. Seagulls 🎵🎶
Stop it now!
Me: *sniffs sniffs* Something smells awfully bad and terrible.
im pissed cause the minute he said that. The song immediately got stuck back in my head.
@@Brontosuchus ooh ah ooh ooh oooh ah ooh ah ooh ooh ooh ah ooh ah ooh ooh ooh ooh ha!
They're waiting in the bushes of love
Ive been an emotional mess since i heard the news. 46 year old black woman here, Dragonball has been life since childhood. And now, ive passed the love on to my 2 children (i think my daughter has surpassed me❤) The impact this man has had on so many of us is not to be underestimated and i am forever grateful for his legacy. Rest in pease, Toriyama sensei ❤
This was a walk through memory lane with Screen Junkies.
"Clap dem cheeks Yoda did. Canon that is..." I'm ded.🤣
You had me laughing so hard that my ribs were hurting..You broke me with the Darth Later one..Had me laughing out loud..Well done..
I had a friend who liked to call Return of the Jedi, Return of the Muppets
Best holiday gift that I didn't even realize that I wanted nor needed THANK YOU FOR SO MUCH AWESOME in 2022!
21:17 "Come on JJ, there's no way you can do any worse than this."
JJ: "hold my beer."
It took me years to realize the reason Natalie Portman sounded so weird in Episode 1. It's because she was trying to mimic Kiera Knightley,
I did not realize that was Keira Knightley.
Ewen sounded so "flamboyant" when he said, "I best be on my way" lol 😅
Two thoughts about Anekin and the acting: 1. It sucks 2. It's entirely accurate to how a stupid, young, power mad man would behave and act.
For double entendres line you forgot “you came in that thing? You’re braver than I thought.”
This compilation would be better with trailers for Clone Wars (show), rebels, and bad batch
@textmeontelegramryankinel0 what?
@textmeontelegramryankinel0 can you tell me a phone number instead? because I need that apparently
"That's not how the magic hand thing works!" 😂😂😂
1hour 44minutes ... This is where the fun begins
1:37:00 i hope thats the youngling who said "Master Skywalker, there are too many of them! What are we going to do?"
*Making an honest trailer for the movie "Nobody" is super easy, barely an inconvenience. You guys should do it.*
A man of culture I see
Wow wow wow wow
wow
@@korbell1089 saying wow is tight
He's going to need you to get all the way off his back about it.
Emperor Palpatine’s greatest revenge was having his grandchild bury Anakin’s lightsaber in sand
Still waiting on an Honest Trailer for Better Call Saul
YESSSS
"We are not calling it A New Hope". Yesssss.
Love the Bad Lip Reading reference in Empire Strikes Back.
☝️🎁☝️ᴛʜᴀɴᴋs ғᴏʀ ᴡᴀᴛᴄʜɪɴɢ ᴀɴᴅ ᴄᴏᴍᴍᴇɴᴛɪɴɢ ᴄᴏɴɢʀᴀᴛᴜʟᴀᴛɪᴏɴs ʏᴏᴜ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ʙᴇᴇɴ sᴇʟᴇᴄᴛᴇᴅ ᴀᴍᴏɴɢ ᴍʏ ɢɪᴠᴇᴀᴡᴀʏ🎉🎊🎉🎉🎊✨
ᴡɪɴɴᴇʀs . ʀᴇᴀᴄʜ ᴏᴜᴛ ᴏɴ ᴛᴇʟᴇɢʀᴀᴍ ғᴏʀ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴘʀɪᴢᴇ🎁
The make up budget was saved by the actor freaking up his own face in a car axident.
Hey, @ScreenJunkies, when are we getting an Honest Trailer for the computer animated Star Wars: The Clone Wars series?
I don’t think anyone there wants to watch the entire things. It would take months to watch!
@@michaelleone9931 Well they should.
Hey wait your turn. We still haven't gotten a Droids Honest Trailer.
how did we get visions and no clone wars!
You guys had me at "Star Wars, the first one. We are not calling it A New Hope"
Holy crap, I knew there were a bunch of Star Wars movies and serieseses, but this is insane!
Also, look up Auralnauts and check out their Star Wars remakes. Voice-overs that take you through the same movies and spin-offs, but telling a completely different story. They're epic.
Same, got surprised when I saw the run time, did not think it would be more than 30 minutes, let alone an hour.
Where the Jedi are drugged up party addicts and the Sith run a soulless entertainment business :D
I only interact with snarky, home made versions of trailers from big bloated, entertainment companies.
Apparently order 66 was gonna happen in episode 2, thus the title makes sense. But then Lucas decided to have it happen in episode 3.
Ewok movies being Captain Phasma's origin story is now my official canon.
Captain Brienne Phasma got her Valerian Lightsaber from Jamie Skywalker.... oh wait, I'm mixed up LOL
I’ve been bitching about the loss of Yub Yub for ages. It’s nice to know I’m not the only one.
How has the clone wars series still not have an honest trailer after all this time
Screen Junkies: “Come on JJ, there’s no way you can do any worse than this.”
You just had to challenge him….
re - 4:12
This is freakin' BRILLIANT!!!!
There's a Simpsons episode where a girl and her family who are all smarter than Lisa, play a game together where they take a famous actor and rearrange the letters of their name to describe the actor. The father suggests Alec Guiness to his daughter who thinks for a second, before replying with "Genuine Class." It's freakin' AWESOME that these guys would remember that throwaway joke from the Simpsons and give it a home here!!
Ps: If you're wondering, for Lisa's turn, the other girl suggested Jeremy Irons, to which Lisa responded by saying "Jeremy's Iron."
Thank you so much for pointing that out. I wondered whether Genuine Class is a reference to something and the irony is that i have seen the Simpsons episode, but had forgotten about it. Thanks!
I have a ball. Perhaps you’d like to bounce it
The outer rim job 😂 i choked on my drink at that lol
the whole point of the clones was to bring some life and personaility to each, they weren't just a clone :(
Hey thanks for watching🤗 monthly Gifts contest is on & you've been selected amongst the console price winners text the above name on telegram for your reward Happy Holidays 🎉🎁✍🏼
Congratulations in twisting the lines and my childhood memories
☝️🎁☝️ᴛʜᴀɴᴋs ғᴏʀ ᴡᴀᴛᴄʜɪɴɢ ᴀɴᴅ ᴄᴏᴍᴍᴇɴᴛɪɴɢ ᴄᴏɴɢʀᴀᴛᴜʟᴀᴛɪᴏɴs ʏᴏᴜ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ʙᴇᴇɴ sᴇʟᴇᴄᴛᴇᴅ ᴀᴍᴏɴɢ ᴍʏ ɢɪᴠᴇᴀᴡᴀʏ🎉🎊🎉🎉🎊✨
ᴡɪɴɴᴇʀs . ʀᴇᴀᴄʜ ᴏᴜᴛ ᴏɴ ᴛᴇʟᴇɢʀᴀᴍ ғᴏʀ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴘʀɪᴢᴇ🎁
Do you guys still remember the realization that luke and lea are actually siblings.....well that was a shocker😂
Probably my all time favorite line of all honest trailers is in reference order 66 "and that's how you go out? Ahem. That's pathetic man.."... Hilarious and cathartic
Okay now you have to do the greatest tribute film to this epic saga ever made...Spaceballs. In an oscar worthy performance William Pulman and co stars Richard Moranis and Johnathan Candy bring a fresh new chapter to this once great film series in this mind blowing action packed cinamatic masterpiece.
Spaceballs is actually funnier than I remember each time I see it.
It's an amusing comment, but Candy's name was just John. Not Johnathan. John is occasionally short for Johnathan or Jonathan, but not always or even most of the time, just occasionally.
Okay, now that I've ruined the joke, back to your regularly scheduled commentary.
"EVERYONE get a medal"
Chewie: angry wookiee voices
28:30 The Order 66 scene might have been silly when the movie came out, but after the Clone Wars show and other media adding context, it became one of the most impactful scene in the whole franchise.
Ahhhh classics of classics. I really forgot how good the writing, jokes, and delivery were in all of these. Still so funny.
Finally, the hour-and-three-quarters compilation I didn't know I needed.
(And yes, Andor is the best Stat Wars content Disney has ever done.)
Andor pretty much blows everything else Disney has done with Star Wars out of the water. Surprised it took them this long, but glad it happened.
@1:28:40 ROF LMFAO you made me spit my water out my nose. "in the most remote CORNER, of the CENTER of the Galaxy."
I was the target audience for the ewok era. Wicket will always be one of my favorite star wars characters.
"Joseph Campbell's Star Wars" freaking HILARIOUS!!! 🤣🤣🤣Such a deep joke... marvelous!
Hey thanks for watching🤗 monthly Gifts contest is on & you've been selected amongst the console price winners text the above name on telegram for your reward Happy New year🎁🎄
How is this 1 hour holy crap
It's actually closer to two hours 🤣
3:58 Han not shot first. He was the only one who shot. And quite rightly so.
Wow! I saw the original Star Wars movies in the theater when they came out. Seen 1,2,3 and 7,8,9, seen the clone wars, seen all the Star Treks and TNG, all the Stargates series, The Orville, The Expanse and ever other sci fi series that ever existed and I never ever knew that the Star Wars Holiday special existed. I guess I was blessed. I looked that up. What a POS. I can see why it got buried.
"Come on, JJ, you can't do worse than this."
Ohhhh, how naive we were.
Well Done sir. I loved the "Rouge One" title. perfection😛
8:48 - Don't think you can just sneak a reference to Bad Lip Reading's greatest musical number by us!