Captain America's Life After Endgame

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  • @williamcostigan91
    @williamcostigan91 5 лет назад +3670

    Peggy: "You can't keep stone walling me about the future Steve!"
    Cap: "I can do this all day."

    • @TheMelMan
      @TheMelMan 5 лет назад +14

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @luckycapgaming5957
      @luckycapgaming5957 5 лет назад +27

      William Costigan That was intentional, right? “Stone” walling?

    • @williamcostigan91
      @williamcostigan91 5 лет назад +8

      @@luckycapgaming5957 You know it

    • @ztank27
      @ztank27 5 лет назад +4

      😁😁👍

    • @ancientpho
      @ancientpho 5 лет назад

      I read that in Lucio's voice.

  • @EpicNerdsWithCameras
    @EpicNerdsWithCameras 5 лет назад +15350

    Peggy: "Steve, that actor in the new Fantastic Four looks just like you!"
    Steve: \*Sweats loudly\*

    • @Deathpool_04
      @Deathpool_04 5 лет назад +226

      Flame on!

    • @mrepicsauce4065
      @mrepicsauce4065 5 лет назад +37

      i would like but i just cant its perfect

    • @alessiodelcastillo1613
      @alessiodelcastillo1613 5 лет назад +6

      This deserves more likes 🤣

    • @WiloPolis03
      @WiloPolis03 5 лет назад +43

      "Oh boy, that Fantastic Four movie looks so good!"

    • @Javawalk123
      @Javawalk123 5 лет назад +26

      Steve also took a job in that movie "Not Another Teen Movie"

  • @MrHeavyMusicFan
    @MrHeavyMusicFan 4 года назад +17925

    "Captain America trying to not provide spoilers for 75 years straight"

    • @harrisontucker8397
      @harrisontucker8397 4 года назад +591

      Accurate representation of Tom Holland during interviews

    • @thai8590
      @thai8590 4 года назад +169

      While spiderman and hulk can't keep it for a second

    • @DMFM71
      @DMFM71 4 года назад +42

      The best friend you could have

    • @EndomouEnd
      @EndomouEnd 4 года назад +71

      Meanwhile
      Tom holland: did you kno-
      Samuel Jackson: you shut your mouth

    • @gurunstrx495
      @gurunstrx495 4 года назад +28

      He can do this all day long

  • @protoniic
    @protoniic 2 года назад +6203

    i love how peggy is 100% in character and realistic whereas steve is just an entirely new comedic relief character

    • @heavenlyderpfowl1180
      @heavenlyderpfowl1180 Год назад +269

      That's because he is from future marvel where everything is comedy

    • @DailyLifeSolution
      @DailyLifeSolution Год назад +55

      @@heavenlyderpfowl1180 Male superheroes are bafoons in Marvel products now.

    • @medievalcatguy6776
      @medievalcatguy6776 Год назад +14

      ​@@DailyLifeSolutionLoki?

    • @RossPacino
      @RossPacino Год назад +63

      Actually considering that Peggy founded one of the best intelligence organizations in the world, it seems out of character that she couldn’t deduce the truth.

    • @DailyLifeSolution
      @DailyLifeSolution Год назад +2

      @@RossPacino You are right.

  • @Elemento0420
    @Elemento0420 5 лет назад +50521

    Thanos and Tony weren't the only ones cursed with knowledge.

  • @simonster-9094
    @simonster-9094 5 лет назад +20945

    2011
    Peggy: SHIELD has discovered a weird hammer-like object in a crater in New Mexico.
    Steve: *holds out hand and waits*

    • @camilmakduliman5605
      @camilmakduliman5605 5 лет назад +343

      simonster -909 great joke

    • @kadencrafter78
      @kadencrafter78 5 лет назад +465

      He's not worthy anymore.

    • @northernfrost
      @northernfrost 5 лет назад +114

      Kaden crafts why

    • @kadencrafter78
      @kadencrafter78 5 лет назад +485

      @@northernfrost He was selfish by going back to the past, and he did nothing to stop any events

    • @alexceous
      @alexceous 5 лет назад +695

      You realize it was to preserve the timeline, right?

  • @runtyrebel4734
    @runtyrebel4734 5 лет назад +5838

    Steve and Peggy watching TV
    Peggy:hey look Howards Son is on Tv!
    Tony:I am Ironman
    Steve: ah finally

    • @marcusward6235
      @marcusward6235 5 лет назад +206

      They should've done that in the video. 😂

    • @wolfgarthefirst5735
      @wolfgarthefirst5735 5 лет назад +85

      He should've said something about him dying

    • @yuupoo4212
      @yuupoo4212 5 лет назад +33

      this put a fat fucking smile on my face

    • @levimelton4492
      @levimelton4492 5 лет назад +24

      Nah Steve would be like son of a bitch 😂😂😂

    • @guelly9974
      @guelly9974 5 лет назад +3

      Peggy already dies during Endgame

  • @lemoninthelimelight2574
    @lemoninthelimelight2574 2 года назад +2929

    I love that he says “I can’t tell you anything about the future” and then proceeds to explain the reason he had to come back which is a major event in the future.

    • @badonkadonk6655
      @badonkadonk6655 Год назад +106

      I think it's cuz he knows she'd be dead by then

    • @blackice7050
      @blackice7050 Год назад +61

      He didn't say any major events like Bucky assassinating Howard and Maria Stark , Hydra controlling Shield , the Avengers initiative and Nick Fury's idea after meeting Captain Marvel , his younger version destroying Shield base of operation and so on , so many of these events might been stopped if he actually said anything about it

    • @Matt-wb8ni
      @Matt-wb8ni Год назад +13

      Which takes place after her death, so…

    • @Matt-wb8ni
      @Matt-wb8ni Год назад +1

      @@Ojas97 🤷‍♂️

    • @jjam1025
      @jjam1025 Год назад +2

      @@Ojas97she probably kept it a secret and never told it to anyone else before she died.

  • @El_R0bot0_0
    @El_R0bot0_0 5 лет назад +6994

    *at the end of endgame*
    Falcon: Cap, why have you gain so much weight?
    Cap: Lie-eating

    • @lillyswift42
      @lillyswift42 5 лет назад +83

      Yes! I'm not the only one who thought Steve should been fat.

    • @Jess-kb1hb
      @Jess-kb1hb 5 лет назад +22

      I guess cap wanted to stay fat after his retirement even though he was a soldier who almost always has to undergo training

    • @jonathansayah9506
      @jonathansayah9506 5 лет назад +36

      Maybe that's because you are the only people who don't remember that the super soldier serum increased his metabolism.

    • @kahand
      @kahand 5 лет назад +3

      Jonathan Sayah thank you

    • @electriclizard7935
      @electriclizard7935 5 лет назад +2

      2:52 exactly why

  • @nathanielreik6617
    @nathanielreik6617 5 лет назад +6608

    Sam: "You gonna tell me about her?"
    Steve: *shoving food in his mouth* "No, I don't think I will."

    • @assrgaming6211
      @assrgaming6211 5 лет назад +21

      good logo you have their my young nephew😂

    • @joshcreatorgalaxy8599
      @joshcreatorgalaxy8599 5 лет назад +3

      Steve:(Choking While Eating A Ham BBQ Sandwhich🍞🍖🧀🍞)

    • @dlxmarks
      @dlxmarks 5 лет назад +14

      If Steve had to cram food in his mouth every time he needed to not reveal the future, he would have weighed 300 lbs by the end of 'Endgame'

    • @sternalevin1069
      @sternalevin1069 5 лет назад +1

      Love avatar

    • @ronjayrose9706
      @ronjayrose9706 5 лет назад

      @@dlxmarks like Thor😏😏😏😏

  • @YoniIsrael
    @YoniIsrael 5 лет назад +11939

    1977
    at the cinema watching star wars
    Obi-wan: Darth Vader killed your father
    Steve: *cough* lier

    • @brucejunior1813
      @brucejunior1813 5 лет назад +186

      You did not understand Obi-wan.

    • @toonterraminegamer1234
      @toonterraminegamer1234 5 лет назад +395

      Yoni The K 1980
      At the cinema watching The Empire Strikes Back
      Darth Vader: I am you father
      Peggy: OMG! Who knew!
      Steve: *ahem*

    • @queenmegawatis5486
      @queenmegawatis5486 5 лет назад +201

      From a certain point of view

    • @csab8642
      @csab8642 5 лет назад +65

      @@toonterraminegamer1234 more like
      Steve: *stuffs more movie snacks down his throat while making strange noises*

    • @jgeorge2693
      @jgeorge2693 5 лет назад +10

      Josh Allen I got that reference. Taser face

  • @americaroleplayer
    @americaroleplayer Год назад +477

    "Damn it, Buck." Fucking KILLED ME. . . . and the Starks.

  • @田秀瀬
    @田秀瀬 5 лет назад +7283

    I will pay anything to watch Chris Evans doing this loool

  • @joshuaf7296
    @joshuaf7296 5 лет назад +13541

    2008
    Peggy: Oh no, Howard stark's son was captured by terrorists! He might die!
    Steve: *smiles proudly*

    • @DH_Artist
      @DH_Artist 5 лет назад +1571

      Peggy: Howard was your friend! Do something about it Steve!
      Steve: No. No, I don’t think I will.

    • @s.s5933
      @s.s5933 5 лет назад +492

      And Iron-Man was born.

    • @johnnygyro2295
      @johnnygyro2295 5 лет назад +546

      Steve: Trust me, its all going to work out!

    • @wadez1000
      @wadez1000 5 лет назад +52

      TONY. TONY STARK. Come on

    • @itsapyro-fox6963
      @itsapyro-fox6963 5 лет назад +103

      Steve: That's my boy 😏😏

  • @pencilspianos8412
    @pencilspianos8412 5 лет назад +20977

    Doctor Strange: I didn't spoil endgame.
    Cap: I didn't spoil life.

    • @arush6778
      @arush6778 5 лет назад +374

      Ancient one : I didn't spoil dimensions and multiverse.

    • @shade08538
      @shade08538 5 лет назад +145

      pencils pianos
      Tony:I didn’t spoil sh*t

    • @karlokrstulovic9730
      @karlokrstulovic9730 5 лет назад +190

      Peter P.: i spoiled everything

    • @kanyewest2865
      @kanyewest2865 5 лет назад +117

      Bruce Banner: I also spoiled everything.

    • @R-D-cd3pz
      @R-D-cd3pz 5 лет назад +98

      Doctor Strange: I tried to stop Peter from spoiling everything

  • @lischpboi2068
    @lischpboi2068 5 лет назад +6000

    Peggy: Steve isn’t Bill Cosby so funny?!
    Steve: Yes he is dear
    *sweats intensely*

    • @tinmy3094
      @tinmy3094 5 лет назад +19

      Comedy gold

    • @Temzy
      @Temzy 5 лет назад +3

      Lmao

    • @mundan3smith385
      @mundan3smith385 5 лет назад +3

      Dadyfishboi 11 old meme

    • @dantasticmania8728
      @dantasticmania8728 5 лет назад +58

      Peggy: I bet that fellow Kevin Spacey is the kind of chap that gets along with all of the boys.
      Steve: Starts to hurl profusely into the toilet.

    • @cypher787
      @cypher787 5 лет назад +8

      slowly stands up.......
      clap......
      clap.....
      calp.....

  • @marcusprime82
    @marcusprime82 5 лет назад +12681

    Falcon: you wanna tell me about her?
    Quick montage of this video
    Cap: no, i don't think i will

    • @andreim.g.9299
      @andreim.g.9299 5 лет назад +245

      Now this... Is this the 7+ plus minutes in the re-relase?

    • @imanobody5898
      @imanobody5898 5 лет назад +38

      Also cap eat some grass

    • @kadragon3764
      @kadragon3764 5 лет назад +31

      @@andreim.g.9299 Well, it's 5:30, so it could account for it between the video, transition, and extra credits it'd be about perfect timing

    • @csab8642
      @csab8642 5 лет назад +13

      Cap: *pulls some form of food out to stuff his mouth with*

    • @ghostgirl7089
      @ghostgirl7089 5 лет назад +6

      I desperately want this in Endgame now

  • @apostolis07
    @apostolis07 5 лет назад +7864

    2008
    Peggy: Oh my Goodness Steve, Howard Stark's son has been kidnapped by terrorists! They'll kill him!
    Steve: *No i don't think they will*

    • @sethsuosisbacc6559
      @sethsuosisbacc6559 5 лет назад +15

      Apostolis Sigma lil

    • @anyways3114
      @anyways3114 5 лет назад +107

      Steve: smiles

    • @Mr.Spanglish_94
      @Mr.Spanglish_94 5 лет назад +172

      2010
      Peggy: Oh, thank goodness. Tony saved that boy’s life at the Stark’s Expo.
      Steve: YEAH!!! GOOD JOB TONY!!!

    • @archimidiz
      @archimidiz 5 лет назад +15

      I have already got tears in my eyes.

    • @Kai_Mercer
      @Kai_Mercer 5 лет назад +25

      @@Mr.Spanglish_94 did you know that the kid at the expo that tony saved was Peter

  • @ellicel
    @ellicel 2 года назад +125

    Steve’s happily ever after with Peggy from Endgame only works if you don’t think about it too much, as this sketch illustrates. Not only does he know so much that affects the lives of millions (and would be devastating not to be able to do anything about it), but also he’s just not the same trusting 100% soldier-first boy he was when Peggy knew him. While his heart and morality are the same, he is much more jaded after his time being an avenger.

  • @redrustyboots
    @redrustyboots 5 лет назад +5073

    Peggy: Look at this Steve! Howard and his wife had a kid!
    Steve: *little asshole*
    Peggy: what?
    Steve: i said “how wonderful”

  • @neltrd
    @neltrd 5 лет назад +2505

    Peggy: Aw Steve just look at how cute Howard’s son is!
    Steve: Oh heh yeah yeah....

    • @mandipowell2418
      @mandipowell2418 5 лет назад +112

      Steve: It's not like something awful will happen to him.
      Peggy: What was that dear?
      Steve: *Furiously shovels meatloaf into his mouth*

    • @65firered
      @65firered 5 лет назад +38

      Steve: _whispering_ Even as a kid he looks like a smart ass.
      Peggy: Huh?
      Steve: What?

    • @mateoalvarado5163
      @mateoalvarado5163 5 лет назад +5

      Has flashback of impairing his ark reactor with his sheild

    • @neltrd
      @neltrd 5 лет назад

      65firered lhi

    • @lrvdo
      @lrvdo 5 лет назад

      All peggy's nephews and nieces..

  • @gallacorn6728
    @gallacorn6728 5 лет назад +5170

    *Peggy: OMG ALIENS ARE INVADING NEW YORK*
    *Steve: :')*

    • @christianschoff2490
      @christianschoff2490 5 лет назад +221

      There's still a version of himself fighting. xD

    • @Shadow_wo1f05
      @Shadow_wo1f05 5 лет назад +215

      Christian Schoff Peggy: Steve is that you fighting?
      Steve: No honey you are seeing things

    • @christianschoff2490
      @christianschoff2490 5 лет назад +57

      @@Shadow_wo1f05 and then she'd ask again later. :/

    • @Shadow_wo1f05
      @Shadow_wo1f05 5 лет назад +13

      Christian Schoff he will say again you are seeing things honey

    • @mr.q337
      @mr.q337 5 лет назад +18

      Steve: "AH! Good time ;-)"

  • @magomandrake171
    @magomandrake171 Год назад +922

    Steve dodging the TVA like a pro.

    • @rafikz77
      @rafikz77 11 месяцев назад +47

      Steve Dodger
      Get it?

    • @magomandrake171
      @magomandrake171 11 месяцев назад +2

      @@rafikz77 Ayyyyyy

    • @theWafer8
      @theWafer8 11 месяцев назад +24

      wait till Miguel O'Hara hears about this

    • @fuongbregas
      @fuongbregas 11 месяцев назад +8

      In the universe where Loki is a croc, Steve is probably an NA racoon

    • @Victoria-_
      @Victoria-_ 9 месяцев назад

      Fr lol

  • @mettatonneo1147
    @mettatonneo1147 5 лет назад +16517

    2011
    Peggy: Oh, look, they found a frozen plane in the arctic!
    Steve: *sweating nervously*

    • @juanmarailgun7783
      @juanmarailgun7783 5 лет назад +518

      It would be more like "hey they finally found me. I can finally see America's Ass on TV"

    • @cherhamish6256
      @cherhamish6256 5 лет назад +238

      The satisfaction of turning your like from 999 to 1k

    • @alee4244
      @alee4244 5 лет назад +212

      Peggy already knew he was frozen there tho... she wouldn’t say something like that she would be like, “ oh this is the day you came out of the ice”

    • @mettatonneo1147
      @mettatonneo1147 5 лет назад +14

      Smartbrick Productions Well, thanks!

    • @LuckiSir
      @LuckiSir 5 лет назад +92

      ​@Trent Wickham "I'll be back honey.." _quickly runs out and walks past the unknowing Steve from Winter Soldier_

  • @naughtyboppi1949
    @naughtyboppi1949 5 лет назад +5436

    Peggy:A Billionaire Maniac was scene flying in a metal suit.
    Cap:Smiles

  • @g.ka.5662
    @g.ka.5662 5 лет назад +5450

    Steve: I can't tell you anything about the future honey
    Also Steve: *tells her everything about infinity stones in first 30 seconds*

    • @mikejohnstonbob935
      @mikejohnstonbob935 5 лет назад +189

      aside from the space cube, peggy wouldn't live long enough to see the other infinity stones anyways. everything after peggy dies is fair game, I'd say.

    • @michaelwesten1764
      @michaelwesten1764 5 лет назад +65

      Well he has to tell her how he’s there etc., not frozen, but then - no more about the future if I choose to stay...
      It’s not like he’s going to show up, say no talking, then also I can’t be a soldier anymore and we have to live a quiet life.... for some reason I can’t tell you. :)

    • @journeym4n-l5s
      @journeym4n-l5s 5 лет назад +96

      Steve: I don't want to mess this timeline up.
      Also Steve: Know what, I will stay here in this timeline, where I supposed to be dead, living with you.

    • @Josiuh
      @Josiuh 5 лет назад +2

      Im one of the 800+ that liked your comment, but wasn't it obvious that The Warp Zone first had to set the context for the video?

    • @wallahhabibiiii
      @wallahhabibiiii 5 лет назад

      Hahahaha

  • @KJ_Multifan
    @KJ_Multifan Год назад +78

    You’re telling me he’s in the past and doesn’t even TRY to save Bucky from HYDRA 🤨

    • @misspriss2482
      @misspriss2482 Год назад +24

      Yeah. That's fucked up and completely out of character for Steve. Steve's whole thing was good guys couldn't just stand by and do nothing. Yet he opts out to be with Peggy, leaves Bucky all alone despite having just gotten him back and knowing what it's like to be alone, and does nothing about the world? I hated the writers for ruining Steve all so that he could be with a woman that he barely knew and hadn't even had a date with.

    • @sirmackavelli
      @sirmackavelli 4 месяца назад +3

      Think of it like this if he saved Bucky and freed him at that time in the past
      Howard never gets killed and Tony never takes over the company which leads to him not being betrayed and becoming iron man
      Hydra never come to power but still remain in shield so they would still be around
      The avengers don’t have their key member Tony and shield has hydra lurking using other ways to take over as they won’t have the winter soldier
      All this and then when Loki attacks in 2012 the avengers don’t exist or at the best scenario most get killed as they don’t have Tony and Bruce doesn’t have a lab partner to understand the tesseract aswell
      This leads to New York being nuked and nobody to stop it and it results in millions of deaths
      Fast forward to thanos if he arrives on earth for the time stone he’s getting it and wipes out half the universe leading to trillions of deaths and because Tony was never iron man he never meets Peter and gets the inspiration or any drive to develop time travel as Howard would be dead during this time probably due to old age and he just lives his life not being close as he was to the avengers
      Conclusion: trillions dead and nobody to help reverse the snap and if let’s just say for a miracle they invented time travel and managed to get all the stones thanos would of wiped them out as no Tony to snap away his army so in a way as cruel as it was he needed to let the events play out as it was or trillions die

    • @KJ_Multifan
      @KJ_Multifan 4 месяца назад +2

      @@sirmackavelli I get that, sure - but we’re talking about cap. He’s not the guy to sit around while his friend gets literally tortured and abused while he chills with his love, regardless of potential future ramifications. It doesn’t fit his character

    • @sanskarsinghpawar2146
      @sanskarsinghpawar2146 3 месяца назад +1

      ​@@KJ_Multifan Cap understands the things really well he knows the timeline would get completed f*ed up if he intervenes
      If that would've been the case cap would've probably agreed killing baby Thanos or probably teen Thanos or smth if he felt killing a baby was against his principles or guess what he couldve destroyed the infinity stones in his way to the past knowing that the stones are gonna get destroyed eventually so why not destroy them now and f Thanos plan
      So I think Cap is an intelligent individual and he won't interfere with the timeline

    • @stereotypespecialist
      @stereotypespecialist 20 дней назад +3

      @@misspriss2482 And don't even get me started on Marvel making him an elderly man in 2019 when he should've been in his late 50's.

  • @skeletons2500
    @skeletons2500 5 лет назад +3577

    Peggy : Steve, meet your new grandniece, Sharon Carter
    Steve : *surprised pikachu face*

    • @Vagmodrising
      @Vagmodrising 5 лет назад +83

      Steve *has an erection*

    • @bradenhaynes865
      @bradenhaynes865 5 лет назад +13

      Okay what was wrong with the baby though

    • @ilansassonwolf1087
      @ilansassonwolf1087 5 лет назад +28

      Patient Zero he fs her in the future

    • @chknnuggies
      @chknnuggies 5 лет назад +5

      Nah, it’d be that one picture of jerry with that fucked up face

    • @Despair505
      @Despair505 5 лет назад +3

      Pikachu, babies, erections? Is this a shitpostbot reference

  • @Z.G
    @Z.G 5 лет назад +8036

    This is what Tom Holland experiences anytime he's on camera

    • @shadmanraihan2764
      @shadmanraihan2764 4 года назад +18

      GhostRider12
      hi

    • @miguelcolom2547
      @miguelcolom2547 4 года назад +98

      Plot twist: he’s actually from the future

    • @TheYeetusLord
      @TheYeetusLord 4 года назад +30

      This took me a few seconds longer to get than I should have....😂😂😂

    • @Deity091
      @Deity091 4 года назад +37

      That’s not really accurate since he would just say exactly what happens for the next 40 years with pretty much no provocation

    • @wisforwinner
      @wisforwinner 4 года назад +9

      Dylan Brown well sometimes people do provoke him

  • @radusefutau9445
    @radusefutau9445 4 года назад +6095

    " Stark has been killed in a car accident" " Damn it Buck"

    • @lindsayhommel1020
      @lindsayhommel1020 4 года назад +27

      The Program they didn’t tell the public either

    • @lindsayhommel1020
      @lindsayhommel1020 4 года назад +46

      It’s odd that we’re supposed to believe that he went back in time didn’t spoil anything about the future and didn’t accidentally hold his hand where Thors hammer came to him and or try to save Bucky it’s also technically impossible this whole thing but you know I’m going to ignore that

    • @Jake-cm9jj
      @Jake-cm9jj 4 года назад +29

      @@lindsayhommel1020 He probably did spoil things creating an alternate timeline in the actual movie and then returned to their timeline to say his goodbyes...this is just funny though.

    • @vasily3127
      @vasily3127 4 года назад +5

      @@lindsayhommel1020 yeah, he probably live as a soldier again in the past to prevent those bad things to happen.

    • @meganbrady3345
      @meganbrady3345 4 года назад +7

      You mean damn Buick.
      So unreliable...

  • @blairlandon5096
    @blairlandon5096 Год назад +131

    Steve saying “Damn it Buck” got me on the ground

  • @julienfriedland2773
    @julienfriedland2773 5 лет назад +8891

    Peggy: Steve, can you go get a hammer for me?
    Steve: Holds out hand
    Peggy: What are you doing?
    Steve: Oh, sometimes it takes a second

    • @fawwazn.1244
      @fawwazn.1244 5 лет назад +178

      Damn that took me a quick 5 seconds to get that 👏👏👏

    • @evo_is_confused
      @evo_is_confused 5 лет назад +23

      Ha ha!

    • @marcw6875
      @marcw6875 5 лет назад +284

      Now we need a video of cap trolling Thor by summoning the hammer at the worst times.

    • @hieplee5803
      @hieplee5803 5 лет назад +78

      And then in Asgard Thor's Hammer flies away 😃

    • @bradford6425
      @bradford6425 5 лет назад +128

      Could explain why the hammer always takes longer than expected when Thor needs it

  • @dalis8247
    @dalis8247 5 лет назад +4535

    Peggy: hey Steve look it's Howard's son, isn't he cute?
    Steve: 😢

  • @crazycomics4011
    @crazycomics4011 5 лет назад +5373

    The actress for Peggy absolutely nailed the part

    • @tyronelannister9922
      @tyronelannister9922 5 лет назад +85

      heh *nailed*

    • @cosmicpotato3849
      @cosmicpotato3849 5 лет назад +46

      The SNES Man they both did great, but Peggy’s actress sounds and looks so much like the real actress

    • @richardscaggs5936
      @richardscaggs5936 2 года назад +3

      Oh don't tell her Actress the movie about Peggy Carter was great

    • @DummyYEEEAAHHHHH
      @DummyYEEEAAHHHHH 2 года назад +1

      I mean it doesn't seem like it took much effort.

    • @shame2189
      @shame2189 2 года назад +3

      @@cosmicpotato3849 I think Steve's actor could've sounded a bit more sincere even though it's a comedy skit

  • @rzpogi
    @rzpogi 2 года назад +70

    1986
    Peggy: We got far away relatives inviting us over in Pripyat, Ukraine part of the USSR. One of them a plant engineer in the nearby nuclear plant. Let say we go there April 26?
    Steve: **stuffs his mouth with pudding**

  • @Nobody134
    @Nobody134 5 лет назад +4450

    1970:
    Peggy: This guy at SHIELD had the weirdest beard today. He said his name was Howard Potts.
    Steve: Oh yeah, it’s all coming together.

    • @LordMooshroom
      @LordMooshroom 5 лет назад +48

      That's not how any of this works

    • @aawallace98
      @aawallace98 5 лет назад +92

      @@LordMooshroom none of the mcu time travel makes sense they just made that line to explain away any continuity mistakes and to set up the loki show thats it

    • @LordMooshroom
      @LordMooshroom 5 лет назад +42

      @@aawallace98 It makes plenty of sense. Any changes make a new timeline, same as how it works in the comics.

    • @aawallace98
      @aawallace98 5 лет назад +5

      @@LordMooshroom they change things all the time in the comics

    • @Dreadnoughtola678
      @Dreadnoughtola678 5 лет назад +32

      @@LordMooshroom The thing is, if that was the case, then steve wouldn't have showed up at the end of the movie

  • @mirandabee2323
    @mirandabee2323 5 лет назад +2715

    Peggy: Wow, Steve, you're more excited than the kids are about this moon landing.
    Steve: I MISSED IT THE FIRST TIME AROUND

    • @pelicanchampion8629
      @pelicanchampion8629 5 лет назад +128

      Lmao he’s been to space tho so i don’t think the moon would be impressive

    • @Whitewolf-zm8hj
      @Whitewolf-zm8hj 5 лет назад +61

      @@pelicanchampion8629 you never forget the first

    • @tjknight
      @tjknight 5 лет назад +21

      Remember when he saw the Wizard of Oz before learnimg about the moon landing or the Berlin wall?

    • @KlaraAnne13
      @KlaraAnne13 5 лет назад +18

      @@tjknight That would be because the Wizard of Oz came out in 1939. 5 years before Steve went into the ice.

    • @boringperson-zb8vy
      @boringperson-zb8vy 5 лет назад +9

      @@pelicanchampion8629 It's still a massive milestone in humanity's space exploration. It's something to appreciate.

  • @BrandonAEnglish
    @BrandonAEnglish 5 лет назад +5111

    "I'm not supposed to do ANYTHING that might disrupt the timeline," proceeds to live a life with Peggy.

    • @papaofthejohns5882
      @papaofthejohns5882 5 лет назад +313

      Brandon A. English And, there’d be two Captain Americas living in the same timeline at the same time. Shield would 100% know Steve was living with Peggy, but then see him roll up again in a block of ice

    • @CassidyStarke
      @CassidyStarke 5 лет назад +111

      Papa Of The Johns
      Yeah I’ve thought about that too.
      Also Peggy had children so they suddenly never existed🤷🏽‍♀️😂.
      Oh and wouldn’t Steve become Tony’s uncle? Howard and Steve were good friends.

    • @papaofthejohns5882
      @papaofthejohns5882 5 лет назад +66

      Cassidy Starke Exactly, therefore he’d be creating an entirely different timeline, though it’s clear the Marvel time travel doesn’t consider the butterfly effect. The timeline we saw must have been a different one. When young Steve visits a dying Peggy, what would happen then? Another divergence as the interaction would be different or not happen at all

    • @CassidyStarke
      @CassidyStarke 5 лет назад +1

      ruclips.net/video/-e6VdjJza2s/видео.html
      This just got posted.

    • @ilovebollywood12345
      @ilovebollywood12345 5 лет назад +48

      the writers fucked up ..such a big plot hole

  • @FutureAuth0r
    @FutureAuth0r 2 года назад +66

    You can’t mess with the timeline, Steve. Just keep eating 🤣😂🤣😂🤣

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 5 лет назад +1552

    Peggy: (Insert question here)
    Steve: **Eating intensifies**

    • @kaizouchiha8487
      @kaizouchiha8487 5 лет назад +15

      Peggy: I bet we will have flying cars in the future.

    • @Thanos-sx8qh
      @Thanos-sx8qh 5 лет назад +7

      Swear I see u in every comment section on RUclips

    • @8johh
      @8johh 5 лет назад +14

      Peggy:Steve maybe we should take a trip to New York in 2012?
      Steve*eating intensifies*

    • @brobro7293
      @brobro7293 5 лет назад +1

      @@Thanos-sx8qh same

    • @coolestgirlintheworld777
      @coolestgirlintheworld777 5 лет назад +1

      Salty Peanut Butter LMFAO

  • @rigo_ad9317
    @rigo_ad9317 5 лет назад +1759

    The part where he was like
    “Damn it buck” I cracked up

  • @calkelpdiver
    @calkelpdiver 4 года назад +10701

    It's a miracle that Steve didn't look like fat Thor by 2001.

    • @kev3851
      @kev3851 4 года назад +377

      Well Steve can't get drunk from drinking as much as he wants, so I guess weight's not an issue anymore

    • @XenoSOL985
      @XenoSOL985 4 года назад +170

      Pretty sure his wife made him exercise and the super soldier

    • @joeypethan5083
      @joeypethan5083 4 года назад +139

      Well you gotta remember his metabolism burns four times faster than the average person, and he jogs a lot.

    • @prolapsdrektem9264
      @prolapsdrektem9264 4 года назад +32

      Honestly what I was expecting by the end of the sketch 😂 zoom out to fat Cap

    • @saad.10
      @saad.10 4 года назад +4

      i’m your 800th like :)

  • @ReaperofValhalla
    @ReaperofValhalla 2 года назад +53

    I swear Peggy eventually used Steve’s cues and unwillingness to answer things just for her benefit. Steve didn’t actually saw anything but still helps.

  • @x-90
    @x-90 5 лет назад +2821

    Peggy: Steve! Terrible news Tony Stark is stuck in Afghanistan!
    Steve:👍

    • @Draconis345
      @Draconis345 5 лет назад +96

      Steve: "Here comes Iron Man!"

    • @nijel1943
      @nijel1943 5 лет назад +18

      Except steve didn't know anything about tony being stuck in afghanistan

    • @kaozspartan9289
      @kaozspartan9289 5 лет назад +70

      @@nijel1943 I'm sure Tony and Steve have chatted, being friends and all.

    • @ProfRavenSteel
      @ProfRavenSteel 5 лет назад +36

      It's written in Avengers initiative case files, duh!?

    • @INCOGNITO-iq4qy
      @INCOGNITO-iq4qy 5 лет назад +23

      @@nijel1943 they're friends for years you think Cap wouldn't know something literally everyone knows about his friend?

  • @nultmek5255
    @nultmek5255 5 лет назад +7460

    Steve: Damn, we're out of milk, i'm gonna order some from amazon.
    Peggy: Steve, we're not going to Brazil to get milk.

    • @davidsalganicoff441
      @davidsalganicoff441 5 лет назад +326

      Who tf orders milk from amazon

    • @flavianyferreira6011
      @flavianyferreira6011 5 лет назад +4

      this is great

    • @namonaite
      @namonaite 5 лет назад +10

      @@davidsalganicoff441 Drone delivery is underrated

    • @siaw0000
      @siaw0000 5 лет назад +1

      Captain Communism Amazon HQ is at Seattle, so shipping there is really fast

    • @neegas3490
      @neegas3490 5 лет назад

      😭

  • @Rahn24
    @Rahn24 5 лет назад +1395

    2008
    Peggy: It seems like Howard's son was captured by terrorist
    Steve: He'll be fine :')

    • @imthatjay
      @imthatjay 5 лет назад +22

      For now

    • @virsa12
      @virsa12 5 лет назад +8

      Well, Peggy had contracted Alzheimer by this point

  • @DavidhenshawSZU
    @DavidhenshawSZU Год назад +67

    I love how the sketch starts out so innocent and it gets more and more guilt-tripping with every scene 🤣🤣🤣

  • @TurtleKingzxz
    @TurtleKingzxz 5 лет назад +1893

    Peggy: OH NO THE STARKS HAVE BEEN KILLED!
    Steve: It's December already?

    • @odyseya
      @odyseya 5 лет назад +35

      Time to put up christmas decorations

    • @s.s5933
      @s.s5933 5 лет назад +3

      @@odyseya lol. Y'all kill me!

    • @jeffery_tang
      @jeffery_tang 5 лет назад +12

      mission report, decenber 16, 1991

    • @eldersnowball6890
      @eldersnowball6890 5 лет назад

      Dont get it

    • @onepunchman1953
      @onepunchman1953 5 лет назад +3

      @@cktan8439 stfu, it's not about shit of thrones but about the death of Tony Stark's parents.

  • @MissBarker93
    @MissBarker93 5 лет назад +1652

    Moral of the story: If you want to avoid an awkward conversation, just shove food in your mouth.

    • @juanma250297
      @juanma250297 4 года назад +8

      Sarah Barker I do that when people ask me questions that would get me in trouble if I answered them, how I’m not fat is beyond my understanding

    • @TheYeetusLord
      @TheYeetusLord 4 года назад

      This deserves more likes but there are already too many great comments on here with too many likes as it is😄take that how you want haha

    • @SynneDennis
      @SynneDennis 4 года назад

      Cap better start carrying around snickers bars.

  • @kingnoob4273
    @kingnoob4273 3 года назад +9628

    Tom holland: spoils small parts of a movie
    Steve Rogers: not spoiling anything for 75 years

    • @m.a2z2
      @m.a2z2 3 года назад +159

      Who wants to see Captain America movie with:
      Facing challenges while returning Mjolnir with fight sequences with it,
      Got out of suit in fight, so that he can't return back,
      Confused of how to face Peggy, since infront of her he's dead,
      Peggy's life after his missing,
      Caps shadow missions without any one knowing he's alive, and protect world with Howard stark (Tonys father) and Nick fury for SHIELD even at his old age untill Avengers is formed! (This must be lengthy part, because it's almost 70-80 year story, also most want to see cap fighting as old at "Falcon and wintersoldier")
      Accidently come across with Peggy while such a mission,
      And then the dancing scene on movie from Endgame

    • @BOT-MERC
      @BOT-MERC 3 года назад +7

      @@m.a2z2 um

    • @Bedburrito
      @Bedburrito 3 года назад +70

      dr strange not spoiling the ending of avengers after watching it billions of times : ;-;

    • @solblackguy
      @solblackguy 3 года назад +32

      @@Bedburrito Stan Lee not spoiling Endgame when he had the best version in his head the whole time.

    • @ponchovilla971
      @ponchovilla971 2 года назад +1

      @@m.a2z2 no

  • @Mugiwaras_420
    @Mugiwaras_420 Год назад +29

    The second I saw "1963" I let out the most inhumane laugh knowing exactly where it was going 😂

  • @hieplee5803
    @hieplee5803 5 лет назад +1948

    Vietnam is a small country, Im sure we'll be out of there in no time
    Cap: ohh ' Maybeeeeeeeeeee '

    • @VixXstazosJOB
      @VixXstazosJOB 5 лет назад +10

      At least it's funny how he'll have this situation jokes for the rest of his Life... the problem is people smart enough to figure out something is going out, spoiling the fun and starting troubles

    • @jamesshaw3500
      @jamesshaw3500 5 лет назад +7

      "It ain't me, it ain't me."

    • @alexanderharrison7421
      @alexanderharrison7421 5 лет назад +24

      We lost 2 wars in US history
      One was to fucking Canada,
      And the other was Rice Farmers

    • @hieplee5803
      @hieplee5803 5 лет назад

      =))

    • @AtlanticaVI
      @AtlanticaVI 5 лет назад +4

      D P the trees start speaking Vietnamese

  • @mr.tintin6312
    @mr.tintin6312 4 года назад +8739

    Chris Evans and Hayley Atwell should recreate this as a One Shot.

    • @SpiritKnight365
      @SpiritKnight365 4 года назад +69

      Yes

    • @ssssSTopmotion
      @ssssSTopmotion 4 года назад +47

      I second this

    • @vikasmishra1981
      @vikasmishra1981 4 года назад +24

      Yes

    • @coop_78
      @coop_78 4 года назад +30

      I agree with this statement

    • @WiloPolis03
      @WiloPolis03 4 года назад +43

      Myself is inclined to concede positively in regards to the statement of which the subject emphasizes.

  • @dochka
    @dochka 5 лет назад +6363

    Peggy: I know you miss Bucky, but at least you did all you could to save him and he isn't suffering anymore :)
    Steve: *letting his best friend be tortured for 70 years* :)

    • @EnchantedPixel
      @EnchantedPixel 5 лет назад +8

      charming-gal not really

    • @dochka
      @dochka 5 лет назад +19

      @@EnchantedPixel wdum

    • @VixXstazosJOB
      @VixXstazosJOB 5 лет назад +69

      It's so creepy and sad how you people are so grimm
      - nah, he could and should easily rescue him, starting a new timeline-

    • @bayleysomerville9717
      @bayleysomerville9717 5 лет назад +108

      @@VixXstazosJOB But he didn't start a new timeline, he was on the bench at the end.

    • @tygereyeXII
      @tygereyeXII 5 лет назад +38

      @@bayleysomerville9717 I think the creator said he did live in a split timeline and took a final jump back to return the shield.

  • @shaunharley1532
    @shaunharley1532 Год назад +14

    Steve writes down the results to his favourite sports games in a journal. Years later Marty McFly spots it in a store.

  • @theyeetman1817
    @theyeetman1817 5 лет назад +2474

    Peggy: oh Steve look at this apparently some hammer fell from the sky in New Mexico that literally no one can lift
    Steve: ya don’t say

    • @toqkaizogou1636
      @toqkaizogou1636 5 лет назад +67

      Steve: pfft

    • @lamboking8able
      @lamboking8able 5 лет назад +90

      steve: I bet I can

    • @evankauffman2139
      @evankauffman2139 5 лет назад +93

      Steve: _"Observe."_

    • @perrycarters3113
      @perrycarters3113 5 лет назад +61

      He could just stick his arm out and it would come flying, wouldn't it? XD

    • @joeymurley944
      @joeymurley944 5 лет назад +14

      Given there's like multiple universes now would he be able to lift the hammer as old Steve? Cuz idk

  • @iitsmeromii
    @iitsmeromii 4 года назад +3353

    *jfk gets shot*
    "did you know this is gonna happen"
    "...yea"

    • @punkmaster258
      @punkmaster258 4 года назад +185

      also Steve: "Damn it Buck..."

    • @painvillegaming4119
      @painvillegaming4119 4 года назад +34

      @@punkmaster258 wait he did that?
      Godamn it buck

    • @punkmaster258
      @punkmaster258 4 года назад +24

      @@painvillegaming4119 he saw that, if you watch CA: The Winter Soldier you'll see why

    • @toxichardud120
      @toxichardud120 3 года назад +3

      @@punkmaster258 no he didn’t know he said dam it Bucky that it😶‍🌫️ you ******

    • @magiccookies420
      @magiccookies420 3 года назад

      Bucky..

  • @lasarith2
    @lasarith2 4 года назад +12698

    Can’t tell her about the future, just tells her about the infinity stones.

    • @fatmah6097
      @fatmah6097 4 года назад +290

      This comment made me laugh but also made me feel bad for laughing

    • @iaaaaaaan3019
      @iaaaaaaan3019 4 года назад +80

      Exactly what I was thinking!

    • @ako3624
      @ako3624 4 года назад +21

      Yes!!

    • @nsa6790
      @nsa6790 4 года назад +18

      @Noah Chun she would’ve yes you’re right

    • @paragonx8910
      @paragonx8910 3 года назад +8

      @@nsa6790 the scene in 1997 what does that mean?

  • @moveitstime
    @moveitstime Год назад +15

    *Damn it, Buck!*
    - Steve Rogers with years of experience.

  • @HWDragonborn
    @HWDragonborn 5 лет назад +2675

    Peggy: Sharon, give your Uncle Steve a kiss
    Steve: lmao, already did that

    • @TroySavary
      @TroySavary 5 лет назад +105

      There is another stupid part. Sharon would have known young Steve was going to be her uncle. Why make out with him? She would have grown up knowing the older Steve. At least Luke Skywalker didn't know.

    • @TroySavary
      @TroySavary 5 лет назад +10

      @666LaVey666 Good catch. I never made that connection. Dirty Leia.

    • @hj2479
      @hj2479 5 лет назад +29

      @@TroySavary It is a new timeline so in this one she won't but the old timeline is gone.

    • @thekaze70
      @thekaze70 5 лет назад +1

      @@TroySavary the time travel is not working like it is in doctor who or back to the future in this movie

    • @heart_destroyed
      @heart_destroyed 5 лет назад

      Pls

  • @rizwansaifi_
    @rizwansaifi_ 4 года назад +7161

    Peggy : Steve, why do you keep investing in this fruit company called Apple?
    Steve :

  • @icarus8432
    @icarus8432 2 года назад +79

    Says he can’t explain anything about the future.
    *Reminds her the reason why is because of all the things he told her happened in the future*

  • @jibrael5705
    @jibrael5705 5 лет назад +8331

    *Cap* : I can't tell you anything no matter how insignificant.
    *Also Cap* : My job was to return the infinity stones.

    • @girl-xk2db
      @girl-xk2db 5 лет назад +47

      I feel like someone else posted this comment a few months ago

    • @parthkandwal8343
      @parthkandwal8343 5 лет назад +6

      Lol 😂😂

    • @veralenora4033
      @veralenora4033 5 лет назад +42

      Don't believe it. This is the Steve Rogers who told Tony sometimes he'd like to ignore something and Tony says "No you don't." After a pause, Steve agreed. Steve would go on being a hero but in a very very very quiet way. Anyone remember the TV show Quantum Leap? That's a lot of what happened, just helping individuals, like helping a man get a NYC taxi driver's license.

    • @margaretreid2177
      @margaretreid2177 5 лет назад +1

      @@parthkandwal8343 nice

    • @dyrichard
      @dyrichard 5 лет назад

      That’s more for the audience than for peggy.

  • @Generalissimmo1939
    @Generalissimmo1939 5 лет назад +1363

    Peggy : " Oh my god Steve, Howard's son has been kidnapped by terrorists, he will die"
    Steve : "No, *They* will"

    • @yesyes5518
      @yesyes5518 4 года назад +9

      Copied

    • @amalgamationprime3168
      @amalgamationprime3168 4 года назад +7

      @the sun is a deadly lazer or....
      Steve: *shoves potato salad in his mouth*

  • @goutham1572
    @goutham1572 5 лет назад +1097

    Peggy: hey this Thor guy is so hot. I wonder how he manages to stay fit like this forever?
    Steve: *chuckles* _ahem_

    • @acornlord4553
      @acornlord4553 5 лет назад +31

      Steve: Umm... Hello. Mr. America’s ass is right here.

  • @denal9958
    @denal9958 Год назад +8

    Watching this after across the spider-verse..
    Captain America is making Miguel proud by protecting the canon 💀

  • @kieferhaase1299
    @kieferhaase1299 5 лет назад +2226

    Peggy: Heath ledger has been cast as the joker. This is going to be terrible!
    Steve: :')

    • @billstephens396
      @billstephens396 5 лет назад +98

      Peggy: Well, I was wrong about that, Steve... I'm sure he'll win an Oscar for that performance... I wonder who he'll thank in his speech...
      Steve: .....

    • @Deathpool_04
      @Deathpool_04 5 лет назад +22

      Oh boy, just imagine if it took place in DC universes.
      -Billionaires Thomas and Martha Wayne were gunned down in Crime Alley in front of their son.
      -Robin was killed after being kidnapped by the Joker after being almost beaten to death by a crowbar.
      -Red Hood Criminal falls in acid at Ace Chemicals
      -Peggy wants to go to metropolis in 2013
      -father is falsely accused of killing their wife

    • @VixXstazosJOB
      @VixXstazosJOB 5 лет назад +1

      I wonder if people really believed that... or is just classic moaning

    • @brucewayne8920
      @brucewayne8920 5 лет назад

      VixXstazosJOB many people believed that heath would do terrible as the Joker. Which at first impression was believable.

    • @findme7585
      @findme7585 5 лет назад +1

      :(

  • @bllwrwd8142
    @bllwrwd8142 5 лет назад +2942

    2011
    Peggy: hey honey shield just found Steve Rogers in a crashed plane..... Wait what?
    Steve: *NANI?*

    • @Musulinaro
      @Musulinaro 5 лет назад +123

      I know right? If he met Peggy, then he must have faught in the 2nd world war. Which would mean that he would eventually end up on that plane across the Atlantic. Sending anyone else would have altered the timeline too much. AND sending noone ... well we know that wouldn't be good. Unless he did alter history and found a way to foil Hydra's plan before the plane launched. This whole timeline thing is giving me a headache lol

    • @Kittyka2345
      @Kittyka2345 5 лет назад +61

      But also, maybe he is never found in the ice, because he isnt missing anymore. Therefore nobody is looking for him

    • @holidaycomplex
      @holidaycomplex 5 лет назад +33

      Each change in the timeline creates a new timeline, so the two Steve’s might have met! Lol that’s gonna be hard to explain. Maybe he left when he heard the news idk

    • @vitriotic
      @vitriotic 5 лет назад +55

      @@Kittyka2345 According to the MCU's time travel laws, the timeline would basically repeat. There's two Steve's - meaning yes, they would have found him in the ice. Peggy has an unnamed husband, remember?

    • @alessiodelcastillo1613
      @alessiodelcastillo1613 5 лет назад +4

      vitriotic ooooooh

  • @irhz04
    @irhz04 4 года назад +1800

    "Damn it, Buck" its almost killed me 😂

  • @roopnarinedeonarine4417
    @roopnarinedeonarine4417 2 года назад +18

    Steve at Peggy's funaral: hides so his young self doesn't see him

    • @davidm4566
      @davidm4566 6 месяцев назад

      There was an old man pallbearer that looked just like the way they made Steve look in Endgame. Hiding in plain sight.

    • @richa.s9912
      @richa.s9912 6 месяцев назад +1

      Peggy Carter died in Avengers Civil War and old man Steve Roger was sitting at the middle of the church bench on Captain America left side and Peggy Carter nicse was Captain America neighbor nextdoor apartment and she was a secret agent protecting Steve Roger secret identity and protecting Nick Fury from Hydra spy's at both S.H.I.E.L.D. Headquarters building and Ironman Avengers Tony Stark Tower in New York was being rebuilt and then moved away from New York State to secret forest location building a new Avengers Headquarters again in Avenger Infinity War number 1 through 2 Avengers Endgame. I don't know if Avengers Headquarters is being rebuilding after Thanos turns into dust among the rest of the Aliens Invasion. .But In the another Avengers movie Falcon and Winter Soldier The Avengers secret Headquarters was being rebuilt and Peggy Carter nicse was in South America on secret location and then came back to North America and gotten her job back to normal as secret agent at Avengers Headquarters secret forest location away from small to large cities probably be in Kansas or Missouri location.

  • @ShortAndSavv
    @ShortAndSavv 5 лет назад +11838

    Wouldn't it be cool if old cap was Stan Lee so it would explain the cameos as him checking up on his friends

    • @a-drewg1716
      @a-drewg1716 5 лет назад +979

      trust me I hoped internally that Stan Lee was gonna be old man cap at first with it being his final cameo but I guess with him having another cameo in the movie as-well it wouldn't have made sense but still.

    • @Bensonu3o3uq
      @Bensonu3o3uq 5 лет назад +269

      No it wouldn't Steve and no Lee have no similar features other then being white and being from New York lol.

    • @MrBraddles3128
      @MrBraddles3128 5 лет назад +397

      Kendall Ozzle, well, you’re quite the fucking sharpshooter, aren’t ya?

    • @girthespurr418
      @girthespurr418 5 лет назад +148

      **cries in avenger**

    • @GhostFan-ev4di
      @GhostFan-ev4di 5 лет назад +33

      ​@@Bensonu3o3uq you're a troll

  • @thelants8569
    @thelants8569 5 лет назад +1187

    When you realize they can just use Banner's messed up Time Machine and make Steve young again..
    Thanos: *Reality is often disappointing*

    • @monauralsnail0669
      @monauralsnail0669 5 лет назад +210

      ツRapidCombo I know right they literally discovered immortality and it was completely glossed over in the movie.

    • @sugdolomar
      @sugdolomar 5 лет назад +40

      Thanos destroyed it....unless Hank and Bruce could just rebuild it.

    • @dalton2845
      @dalton2845 5 лет назад +22

      I know that was a joke but come on, we all know he wouldn't want that

    • @rokairu0-216
      @rokairu0-216 5 лет назад +9

      Adam Taurus, welp they had at the end another time machine, and the van wasn’t destroyed.

    • @sugdolomar
      @sugdolomar 5 лет назад +4

      @@rokairu0-216 the Van was destroyed. Thanos threw his sword right at it and it blew up.

  • @nobodycares1238
    @nobodycares1238 5 лет назад +2673

    Peggy: Couldn't you just kiss her
    Cap: Been there done that

    • @Cobra-Commander83
      @Cobra-Commander83 5 лет назад +8

      Nostalgia Critic?

    • @eebrohim7001
      @eebrohim7001 5 лет назад +51

      Peggy leaves over reports of cap technically being a pedophile

    • @mr.q337
      @mr.q337 5 лет назад +10

      @@eebrohim7001 Some one call FBI =))) W8 does FBI even exist yet? XD

    • @CDHfilms
      @CDHfilms 5 лет назад +24

      Cap: "Uh No! No I didn't make out with your niece after you died!"

    • @juliansummers5983
      @juliansummers5983 5 лет назад +2

      Thor: did someone say beer

  • @Koopkiris
    @Koopkiris 2 года назад +169

    Keep in mind. A personal headcannon of mine is that Steve DID make the world better. Stopping all of the terrible things that happened from the 40's to 2000's. There was a few minutes, possibly an hour. While they were making the gauntlet and the time machine was still there. He could've returned to the current timeline before he even left, and still go back home.

    • @HMNCLunar
      @HMNCLunar Год назад +3

      There is no proof for that. And even then, it would only be an alternative timeline, so the original would be the same.

    • @Koopkiris
      @Koopkiris Год назад +10

      @@HMNCLunar yeah, exactly. He fixed all of his mistakes in this new timeline and once Peggy died and he had made his peace he returned to his original timeline to meet Sam

    • @Blackwing_Ghost
      @Blackwing_Ghost Год назад

      If Steve stopped certain events from happening , he would be killing more people in a larger scale

    • @alexdoan273
      @alexdoan273 Год назад +4

      the issue is he couldn't know whether what he does makes the world better. What if some terrible event that was supposed to happen killed someone who would become second Hitler (only with nukes)? By preventing that event, he might have doomed the world

    • @lucasbarcellos8356
      @lucasbarcellos8356 11 месяцев назад +2

      ​@@HMNCLunarHe probably did lived his life in another timeline, that went back to his original after Peggy died.
      Is that or he raided Wakanda for a new shield.

  • @srivatsavyaddanapudi7772
    @srivatsavyaddanapudi7772 3 года назад +12526

    The fact that this is basically cannon now is insane lol

    • @GamingClipStudios
      @GamingClipStudios 3 года назад +39

      Yeah

    • @Offtask2
      @Offtask2 3 года назад +155

      No bc their timeline got pruned- you can see Peggy in the background of ep 1 of Loki

    • @LEYTHLEGACY
      @LEYTHLEGACY 3 года назад +194

      @@Offtask2 thats not her bruh

    • @fyranoselliç
      @fyranoselliç 3 года назад +31

      @@LEYTHLEGACY That was her damnit. I looked closely to the tv screen.

    • @LEYTHLEGACY
      @LEYTHLEGACY 3 года назад +109

      @@fyranoselliç bruh it's just someone that looks like her.

  • @hideofreakingkojima5457
    @hideofreakingkojima5457 5 лет назад +1469

    You'd think Peggy would've catched on whenever Steve started to stress eat.

  • @claytone.9706
    @claytone.9706 5 лет назад +509

    Peggy: I love Blockbuster! I hope it stays around forever!
    Steve: *dying inside*

    • @garganrose
      @garganrose 5 лет назад +5

      We all we're

    • @travelback5700
      @travelback5700 6 месяцев назад +2

      Peggy: oh there's a new company called Netflix where you can borrow CDs from mail and keep it as long as you want. I don't think this company will last. Too risky!
      Steve: yummy sandwich!

  • @ВгостяхуЭндеркинга

    I like how she never started to notice that pattern in his behaviour whenever they are talking about upcoming events

  • @ibrahimwingo9558
    @ibrahimwingo9558 5 лет назад +2079

    Peggy : Steve Why Are You investing Our Money In That Stupid Placing Blocks Game??
    Steve : **Smiling in Notch**

    • @ahuman8999
      @ahuman8999 5 лет назад +60

      This is the third comment I’ve seen about minecraft it makes me proud

    • @The_Notorious_N.O.E.
      @The_Notorious_N.O.E. 5 лет назад +68

      I thought you were talking about Tetris

    • @phoenixgamer10gaming18
      @phoenixgamer10gaming18 5 лет назад +18

      NotoriousNoe still the same thing.
      *Money*

    • @onyx7ven10en5
      @onyx7ven10en5 5 лет назад +9

      NotoriousNoe not gonna lie they had us in the first half

    • @stefangrubesic2708
      @stefangrubesic2708 5 лет назад +4

      @@The_Notorious_N.O.E. Yeah you're not alone, well it's one of the most popular games ever

  • @weasel4674
    @weasel4674 5 лет назад +4126

    I saw this in another comment but we need to spread the idea.
    A video of Steve trolling Thor by summoning the hammer at the worst times.

    • @rohankansal817
      @rohankansal817 5 лет назад +28

      Then he wouldnt be wortht if he used it for trolling

    • @toasteduranium
      @toasteduranium 5 лет назад +30

      When Thor stole it from himself, did he ever return it?

    • @comradeweeble5317
      @comradeweeble5317 5 лет назад +7

      Did you not see thir the dark world

    • @onepunchman1953
      @onepunchman1953 5 лет назад +32

      @@toasteduranium yes Captain America went back in the past to return it.That's why we have this video.

    • @toasteduranium
      @toasteduranium 5 лет назад

      Animatedzombie mango I guess not

  • @captaintaco2345
    @captaintaco2345 5 лет назад +1152

    Sharon: Steve, Shield found some weird hammer in the middle of the desert, and nobody can lift it.
    Steve: WELL I CERTAINLY COULDN'T

    • @nadiamozerhusain4259
      @nadiamozerhusain4259 5 лет назад +10

      Actually, he could.

    • @Klavinmour
      @Klavinmour 5 лет назад +53

      @@nadiamozerhusain4259 After lieing for years about bad things that totally aren't gonna happen, he probably stopped being worthy.

    • @nadiamozerhusain4259
      @nadiamozerhusain4259 5 лет назад +13

      @captaintaco2345 Oh, I just got that. Because he's on a lying spree. Ha.

    • @joogthefat979
      @joogthefat979 5 лет назад +4

      Steve: *I’d like to give it a try*

    • @cxlstxn3071
      @cxlstxn3071 5 лет назад +1

      Let it be. Peggy died before they found thors hammer

  • @kinngrimm
    @kinngrimm 2 года назад +19

    You missed one, in the unchanged timeline she married and had childreen. Not only did she not marry the same bloke, but also those childreen were never born. So in a sense Steve killed of her childreen.

  • @villelepoaho4105
    @villelepoaho4105 5 лет назад +2090

    Peggy: "Steve, come look at the cute gorilla. We drove all the way up to Cincinnati Zoo for this."
    Steve:

    • @dansden10
      @dansden10 5 лет назад +21

      Ville Lepoaho harambe

    • @coultergill7728
      @coultergill7728 5 лет назад +11

      Ville Lepoaho technically she would be in a nursing home at that time

    • @coultergill7728
      @coultergill7728 5 лет назад +2

      Ville Lepoaho technically she would be in a nursing home at that time

    • @sweetestcyanide
      @sweetestcyanide 5 лет назад

      Ville Lepoaho NOOOO

    • @vincedanzig9281
      @vincedanzig9281 5 лет назад +1

      RIP Harambe

  • @rickleusyoon8492
    @rickleusyoon8492 5 лет назад +2548

    Peggy: Steve, they found another Captain America in the ice.
    Steve: .

    • @ImADeity
      @ImADeity 5 лет назад +258

      Steve:.... *proceeds to shove entire chicken into his mouth*

    • @darthbiker2311
      @darthbiker2311 4 года назад +131

      Couple of years later, to CA2 Steve...
      "Alzheimer's" Peggy: Steve...you came back...it's been so long...

    • @-libertyprimev1-902
      @-libertyprimev1-902 4 года назад +100

      @@darthbiker2311 Old Steve is sitting in there with her, then he remembers that's the Day Young Steve finds her so he has to quickly jump in the closet and hide...

    • @misspriss2482
      @misspriss2482 4 года назад +56

      Exactly. That is why I think the Russo Brothers are retconning and pulling explanations out of their ass when they say that Steve is the husband of Peggy's children in the original timeline. Either Steve went back to Peggy in an alternate timeline or he stayed hidden and was never seen in public. In the original timeline, Steve's plane went down. So if he had walked back up, everyone would have known who he was. So either they would have not gone looking for the Steve in the ice and he would have never joined SHIELD thereby changing events or they would have found another Steve Rogers in the ice, which would have messed up the timeline. Cap going back in time to be with Peggy created an alternate timeline; IDGAF what the Russo brothers say.

    • @alexanderchristopher6237
      @alexanderchristopher6237 4 года назад +22

      Miss Priss I think he stayed hidden and even made up a new alias to cover for him in the public. That’s the most logical thing.
      Which leaves room for the frozen Steve to be Captain America when he was unfrozen. In the end, it all became a time loop.

  • @farhanrizqulah
    @farhanrizqulah 3 года назад +5831

    If this was Peter Parker, the new timeline would instantly created in 1963.

    • @diasluah
      @diasluah 3 года назад +394

      If this was Peter Parker he would beat the world record for creating branched timelines: 2 per hour

    • @michaeloconnor5904
      @michaeloconnor5904 3 года назад +178

      Peggy: The President is visiting Dallas this weekend.
      *One minute later*
      The TVA: Allow us to introduce ourselves.

    • @yuvrajsharma1551
      @yuvrajsharma1551 3 года назад +41

      if this was peter parker they would be constantly lurking around with reset bombs and the sticks and always facepalming everything lol....
      edit: Maybe there should be 1 branch where parker goes back in tiem and the rest infinite was made by only that time line 🤣

    • @leblancwilliana7513
      @leblancwilliana7513 3 года назад +3

      OMG stop 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @ayanpal2207
      @ayanpal2207 3 года назад +6

      No tva would have intervene...

  • @GreenLanternPrime01
    @GreenLanternPrime01 2 года назад +28

    This is a comedic masterpiece!

  • @Gesundheit2000
    @Gesundheit2000 5 лет назад +547

    Peggy 2008: Steve, there are two big green Monsters fighting in Harlem...
    Steve: Banner is always angry.

  • @spasynikolova3804
    @spasynikolova3804 4 года назад +2512

    *Just a normal day*
    Peggy: Steve, meet my niece, Sharon!
    Steve: *oh shit*

  • @referenci4831
    @referenci4831 5 лет назад +2284

    Peggy: oh no!! Howard son is missing
    Steve: *drink coffe*

    • @AzguardMike
      @AzguardMike 5 лет назад +140

      Peggy: Oh that son of Howard is apparently Iron-Man
      Steve: So it begins.....
      Peggy: What was that dear?
      Steve: I said uh,... Good for him

    • @salamander337
      @salamander337 5 лет назад +50

      Steve: "Oh he'll be fine." 😆

    • @iverkjellkken6569
      @iverkjellkken6569 5 лет назад +35

      Honey, I just saw a young version of you on the news. What does this mean?

    • @ironboyfilms3891
      @ironboyfilms3891 5 лет назад +1

      You saw mine

    • @dendiepie1547
      @dendiepie1547 5 лет назад +1

      *big sips*

  • @becca2938
    @becca2938 2 года назад +28

    I know this is a joke and it's hilarious. But I can imagine Steve just being like, "Yeah, I survived the crash so..."

  • @danielclark653
    @danielclark653 5 лет назад +611

    April 4th, 1968
    Peggy: that fine chap Martin Luther king jr. is going to give another speech today should we attend?
    Cap:HMMMMMM......... mayyyyyybe

    • @ghostcreeper243
      @ghostcreeper243 5 лет назад +14

      KKK member:you better not(yes some white people were killed by the KKK for supporting the civil rights movement)

    • @nuklearboysymbiote
      @nuklearboysymbiote 5 лет назад

      @@ghostcreeper243 oof

    • @jjcjr
      @jjcjr 5 лет назад

      @@ghostcreeper243 rip

  • @arthand7672
    @arthand7672 5 лет назад +523

    1990's: "Steve, some of our agents just encountered aliens for the first time! We are not alone in the universe!"
    Steve flashbacks to getting emails from a space raccoon and hanging out with thor
    "Huh.... neat"

  • @theaculesmullgancy7189
    @theaculesmullgancy7189 5 лет назад +14631

    Peggy: Steve, guess what? Our daughter has a boyfriend!
    Steve: Oh yeah, what's his name?
    Peggy: Ted Bundy
    Steve: *Sweating*

    • @roeiirani7505
      @roeiirani7505 5 лет назад +98

      Lol

    • @darthrizi7340
      @darthrizi7340 5 лет назад +534

      Captain America IV: Rogers v Bundy

    • @bloodystream1369
      @bloodystream1369 5 лет назад +60

      I don't get it

    • @warcraftlake7
      @warcraftlake7 5 лет назад +216

      @John Ergon Golpe are you saying ted bundy wouldn't? while running from police for fleeing a trial for attempt kidnap of a girl he killed 2 sorority sisters and injured 3 more in Florida. Also, like Ted bundy would be on the in of who either of them are.

    • @Mooose24k
      @Mooose24k 5 лет назад +51

      He was a serial killer

  • @jacksonkerr2095
    @jacksonkerr2095 2 года назад +7

    Peggy is looking at Steve "Tell me I'm wrong"
    Steve (through a mouthful of salad and steak) - 'mmmghm- so wrong..."
    I laughed hard at this

  • @ibrahimwingo9558
    @ibrahimwingo9558 5 лет назад +1229

    peggy : Are You Seeing This New Movie Called The Avengers??
    Steve : **Visible Confusion**

  • @Fredo22
    @Fredo22 4 года назад +5365

    Steve, why is there someone like you fighting against aliens in new york??
    Steve: *stuffs entire table into mouth*

    • @CapybaraFilms0107
      @CapybaraFilms0107 3 года назад +175

      I’m imagining that right now
      I can’t unsee it yet I love it

    • @BlaxeFrost-X
      @BlaxeFrost-X 3 года назад +121

      I bet she already had alzheimer by that point

    • @xd_mystyyyyy
      @xd_mystyyyyy 3 года назад +99

      She knew he was from the future though so that wouldn’t make sense.

    • @amateur-madman3047
      @amateur-madman3047 3 года назад +58

      Well, except for the fact that she knew she’d end up seeing a younger version of him, y’know since he told her he was time traveling😑

    • @TraceguyRune
      @TraceguyRune 3 года назад +28

      Steve why are you on the news for killing Nick Fury?

  • @vishalangaria
    @vishalangaria 5 лет назад +813

    Peggy(2009): Steve look DC is making a new green lantern movie.
    Steve: Tell them to make everything CGI including the green lantern super suit.

    • @jakerobinson701
      @jakerobinson701 5 лет назад +16

      Vishal Kumar So it's Captain America's the reason Green Lantern failed
      That's fantastic 😀

    • @UltraHermanMTG
      @UltraHermanMTG 5 лет назад +5

      Don't forget about switching him to Marvel, we need a good rated *R* movie only hardcore fans will appreciate

    • @UltraHermanMTG
      @UltraHermanMTG 5 лет назад +1

      @Miko Almuete so zombie vs deadpool when he's the only one left because he is basically immune

    • @AlejoConejo-vb8ln
      @AlejoConejo-vb8ln 5 лет назад

      I was like #666 of this comment lol

    • @UltraHermanMTG
      @UltraHermanMTG 5 лет назад

      @Miko Almuete what about when zombies invaded other universes or when other heroes got trapped there from their own universe

  • @Bee157dark
    @Bee157dark 10 месяцев назад +2

    The, “Damn it Buck” was gold😂😂😂

  • @skrillex4x987
    @skrillex4x987 5 лет назад +2182

    Peggy: We’re gonna have a niece!
    Steve: That’s nice.
    Peggy: Her name’s Sharon!
    Steve: (Sweats intensely)

  • @19thHour
    @19thHour 5 лет назад +620

    At least Cap listened to Ant Man's advice: No betting on sporting events!

    • @Fo4assaultriflefan92
      @Fo4assaultriflefan92 5 лет назад +11

      Which is from doc browns advice to marty

    • @jdatboi724
      @jdatboi724 5 лет назад

      Boomer from FarCry 5 nice.

    • @juniorlee7084
      @juniorlee7084 5 лет назад +1

      Why not?

    • @jamesjames6601
      @jamesjames6601 5 лет назад

      If Cap betted on Buster Douglas beating Mike Tyson in 1990 or the Giants beating the Patriots in the Super Bowl in 2008 he would have been a very rich man!