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  • Опубликовано: 24 ноя 2024

Комментарии • 7 тыс.

  • @expatiate1
    @expatiate1 5 лет назад +5032

    R.I.P Kowalski (2013-2015) "he was just 30 years from retirement"

  • @shelbyvillerules9962
    @shelbyvillerules9962 5 лет назад +6383

    GTA Online: Lester sneaks into the office and takes all the stars off the board.

    • @bullpower6970
      @bullpower6970 4 года назад +84

      XD now 1 question how can he get inside

    • @Cheeselord1284
      @Cheeselord1284 4 года назад +161

      He turn off the lights

    • @bullpower6970
      @bullpower6970 4 года назад +29

      @@Cheeselord1284 no with the doors and stuff

    • @mannotfromeurope3100
      @mannotfromeurope3100 4 года назад +61

      @@bullpower6970 can you not be a jackass and stop asking questions he prob teleports in there or something ass dick

    • @moshymoshmosh9658
      @moshymoshmosh9658 4 года назад +14

      bullpower 34 emp device from de casino heist lol

  • @devs15
    @devs15 5 лет назад +12163

    Me: Steals a car, gets 2 star
    Cops: pull over immediately
    Me:pulls over
    Cops: FIRE

    • @Luna-xr3dk
      @Luna-xr3dk 5 лет назад +197

      Nani

    • @Rymac-nq3gl
      @Rymac-nq3gl 5 лет назад +78

      Laser Tazer same

    • @daniyalsiddiqui9539
      @daniyalsiddiqui9539 5 лет назад +94

      Laser Tazer
      ikr i hate it 😂

    • @KentXenos
      @KentXenos 5 лет назад +197

      Now thats realistic

    • @ls2443
      @ls2443 5 лет назад +380

      **stands near cop for 20 seconds**
      Cop: don’t make me shoot ya!
      Me: *walks away*
      Cop: *shoots*

  • @j.r.7339
    @j.r.7339 3 года назад +3068

    I really do believe, they have a guy entirely dedicated to placing stars on the Wall.

    • @ramp7857
      @ramp7857 3 года назад +69

      he also grabbed the book

    • @vojacked305
      @vojacked305 3 года назад +28

      If the drama in the police station is always like these, I wouldn't use Baguvix ever again.

    • @LostSoulNexus
      @LostSoulNexus 3 года назад +14

      Isn't there a board with stars on one of the walls in the police station with the pink "club" in the bathroom?

    • @towerbunga
      @towerbunga 3 года назад +5

      @@ramp7857 you could almost say, the LSPD do things…. “By the Book”

    • @pro-ej6uz
      @pro-ej6uz 3 года назад +2

      Yes

  • @allisonsollien8963
    @allisonsollien8963 5 лет назад +2142

    2015 : let’s wait four years
    2019 : RECOMMENDED

    • @axel6494
      @axel6494 5 лет назад +12

      Sam stfu

    • @jako9833
      @jako9833 5 лет назад +3

      @@axel6494 jesus

    • @andrewjacox4655
      @andrewjacox4655 5 лет назад +4

      So original

    • @Alexsomnia
      @Alexsomnia 5 лет назад +4

      You are so lazy that you didn't even want to write all the other years

    • @hokage1997
      @hokage1997 5 лет назад +1

      How havent you seen this years ago XD

  • @betterrun3576
    @betterrun3576 4 года назад +4039

    Kid: steals candy
    Gta police: WE NEED AIRSUPPORT

  • @MrJoBilly
    @MrJoBilly 9 лет назад +3085

    Wow, Officer Simmons has a real talent pinning stars on a wall in a very, very straight line. Color me impressed.

    • @Poseidonsns
      @Poseidonsns 9 лет назад

      Hahahahaha nice one

    • @MedicusMobius
      @MedicusMobius 9 лет назад +28

      MrJoBilly hes done this 828,546,356,346,852 times before
      he is the most accurate

    • @joshdorcey5716
      @joshdorcey5716 9 лет назад

      MrJoBilly it was greg from that one video gamer

    • @MrJoBilly
      @MrJoBilly 9 лет назад

      The gaming guy
      That I know :D

    • @zylond7078
      @zylond7078 9 лет назад +1

      MrJoBilly greg from compesnest

  • @karasovalye0072
    @karasovalye0072 3 года назад +935

    Player: Slightly touches a police car
    Police: I'm gonna end this mans whole career

    • @Krahhf
      @Krahhf 3 года назад +25

      @Acer_Aspier5 when a police car crashes into you you still get a star

    • @amadeosendiulo2137
      @amadeosendiulo2137 3 года назад +6

      *life

    • @borp_gorp6940
      @borp_gorp6940 3 года назад +5

      One time a cop hit my car and I got 3 stars

    • @diabeto1216
      @diabeto1216 2 года назад +2

      @@dimension-121 Sounds a little too realistic lol

    • @benthecat4345
      @benthecat4345 2 года назад +2

      Player: *completely trashes cop car*
      VCPD: I'll let it slide

  • @theanxoiushero800
    @theanxoiushero800 4 года назад +4065

    “Sir he just went into the casino”
    “End all pursuits”
    “But sir we got him corne-“
    *”END ALL PURSUITS”*

    • @joeldawhale8491
      @joeldawhale8491 3 года назад +38

      Yet they fail lol (diamond casino heist)

    • @captainsmith5851
      @captainsmith5851 3 года назад +4

      @@joeldawhale8491 lol

    • @stardust3958
      @stardust3958 3 года назад

      @@joeldawhale8491 lol

    • @encerdardner
      @encerdardner 3 года назад +1

      @@joeldawhale8491 'll.l......llllpp.opo.oo.p.ĺ.l..ĺ.lll.llllll.l.l....

    • @Pappalardium
      @Pappalardium 3 года назад +12

      Our agents are not formal enough to enter a luxury place, END ALL PURSUITS.

  • @grease_monkey6078
    @grease_monkey6078 4 года назад +3586

    Dude, why was this never turned into a cop show, would be awesome

    • @DgardsGaming
      @DgardsGaming 4 года назад +64

      Best cop show ever, 10 out of 10. Perfection 😂🤣

    • @okamiexe1501
      @okamiexe1501 4 года назад +38

      Hitchdude I could see this on comedy central

    • @kennethvlogs7139
      @kennethvlogs7139 4 года назад +10

      @@okamiexe1501 hell ye

    • @kennethvlogs7139
      @kennethvlogs7139 3 года назад +7

      @@supermarioshoummoyoutubesm6585 😂😂😂😂fr tho

    • @exiiistance6958
      @exiiistance6958 3 года назад +4

      FAX

  • @Aeroshifter
    @Aeroshifter 8 лет назад +2878

    Can we just appreciate how straight those stars were?

    • @KeybladeMasterAndy
      @KeybladeMasterAndy 8 лет назад +2

      lmao

    • @starshot9418
      @starshot9418 8 лет назад +9

      If you notice they straighten them

    • @lavaleader3455
      @lavaleader3455 8 лет назад +58

      untill that 4th one, that guy was so clumsy

    • @carloss3130
      @carloss3130 8 лет назад +60

      Yeah until the damn FIB came and fucked it up

    • @paultowns5738
      @paultowns5738 8 лет назад +20

      NOT THE AUTOMIC BLIMP. THAT BASTARD!!!!!!!!!!

  • @thesupersonicstig
    @thesupersonicstig 3 года назад +325

    Can we just appreciate how perfectly lined up the stars were on the board.

  • @lukesage6945
    @lukesage6945 8 лет назад +2105

    i would have been funnier if the criminal hid somewhere then after 5 mins of not being able to find him the police dropped all charges like nothing happened

    • @dudewatevs56
      @dudewatevs56 8 лет назад +193

      Or Lester calls...

    • @dannyhulk3872
      @dannyhulk3872 8 лет назад

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    • @richardhessel4979
      @richardhessel4979 7 лет назад

      Luke Sage l

    • @reubenoakley8967
      @reubenoakley8967 7 лет назад +14

      That's what I thought they were going to do.

    • @dstone6240
      @dstone6240 6 лет назад +2

      I smell a part 2

  • @WomanSlayer69420
    @WomanSlayer69420 4 года назад +3912

    how to get wanted levels:
    1 star: kill 2 guys
    2 stars: resist arrest
    3 stars: kill cop
    4 stars: shoot down chopper
    5 stars: go on a genocidal rampage and kill everyone
    6 stars: switch to Trevor

    • @theepicking5196
      @theepicking5196 4 года назад +72

      What if I was on gta online???

    • @wrainerr
      @wrainerr 4 года назад +36

      八雲紫 you can get 3 stars if you kill a crap ton of npcs

    • @thomasgreen1586
      @thomasgreen1586 4 года назад +91

      8 stars: Switch to Franklin. Even when you're doing nothing.

    • @marilenhernandez8769
      @marilenhernandez8769 4 года назад +24

      I don’t think u can switch to Trevor when a wanted star

    • @Oa1565
      @Oa1565 4 года назад +30

      @@marilenhernandez8769 r/whoosh

  • @Avionicx
    @Avionicx 4 года назад +3463

    "Sir! He's run into the subway tunnel! We can't see him!"
    "Welp, we done all we can, back to patrol boys"

  • @smozed
    @smozed 3 года назад +159

    I like to imagine that the guy committing all these crimes is the same from racking stars.

    • @curtisskaggs4078
      @curtisskaggs4078 2 года назад +3

      dude it was trevor why do you think he said redneck?

  • @kaifraser1996
    @kaifraser1996 5 лет назад +4747

    Stealing a car is 2 star.
    Murdering somebody is 1 star.
    Killing a cop is 3.
    Military base is 4.

    • @SoftServeNeo
      @SoftServeNeo 5 лет назад +73

      Fort Zancudo*

    • @TheUnknown-vg1zx
      @TheUnknown-vg1zx 5 лет назад +112

      And I'm 5

    • @redbrixanimations
      @redbrixanimations 5 лет назад +10

      The Unknown lol

    • @axel6494
      @axel6494 5 лет назад +21

      It use to not be all like this.. it’s and update. And killing a cop gives you 2 stars.

    • @curb4393
      @curb4393 5 лет назад +11

      1000 subs with no videos challenge Yeet yeet no it gives you three, or at least it does in online I haven’t played the story lately. Shooting at a cop is 2 stars but killing one gives you three automatically

  • @simran4u145
    @simran4u145 6 лет назад +1972

    "VICTIM HAS BEEN RUN OVER"
    *Calls Lester to take wanted level off*
    "Damnit maybe we'll get him next time boys"

    • @allisonsollien8963
      @allisonsollien8963 5 лет назад +4

      Simran4U your profile explains it all

    • @ishitupsidedown
      @ishitupsidedown 5 лет назад +1

      666 likes

    • @DementiaMuichiroTokito
      @DementiaMuichiroTokito 5 лет назад

      Back then we were scared of the LSPD

    • @nickdarager4090
      @nickdarager4090 5 лет назад +1

      Hey you 5 year old dont you mean suspect and not victim you dumbass

    • @nesticss4318
      @nesticss4318 4 года назад +1

      @@nickdarager4090 you are probably 5 year old not him, you swear at him for no legit reason

  • @cascb2945
    @cascb2945 4 года назад +2963

    Guy: “slightly bumps a police car”
    Gta police: 5 STARS GET THE TANKS TO KILL HIM !!!!!

    • @hii6981
      @hii6981 4 года назад +34

      6 STARS

    • @Lallint
      @Lallint 4 года назад +35

      My favorite part of this comment is when the guys says ”Slightly bumps a police car”

    • @chrismccullough3041
      @chrismccullough3041 4 года назад +9

      7 stars

    • @darthmaul1268
      @darthmaul1268 4 года назад +7

      GTA police: so you’ve chosen death

    • @thewhitewolf58
      @thewhitewolf58 4 года назад +4

      My favorite is "ME OVER REACTING ABOUT TINY SHIT NEVER IF ANYTHING WE ARE GOING SOFT ON HIM WE NEED TO DROP 5 ATOMIC BOMBS ON HIS LOCATIONS I DONT CARE THAT HES NEAR 5000 PEOPLE THAT IS A TOUGH CHOICE I HAVE TO LIVE WITH"

  • @chanix03
    @chanix03 3 года назад +138

    Cop: [accidentally rams into me]
    also cop: GET ON THE GROUND NOW

    • @GuestPlayz899
      @GuestPlayz899 2 года назад +6

      Trevor: THAT WAS ABSOLUTELY YOUR FAULT!

  • @music0cool
    @music0cool 6 лет назад +529

    “Suspect has been wasted!”

    • @qesajs
      @qesajs 5 лет назад +1

      😔

  • @gabrielmanuelito8574
    @gabrielmanuelito8574 5 лет назад +515

    What we will do now?
    Chief: Drop him in the hospital and take 10 percent of his money.
    Justice.

    • @DgardsGaming
      @DgardsGaming 4 года назад +8

      Sir he has no money

    • @4nick771
      @4nick771 4 года назад +3

      PRO’s Gaming to be fare nothing they do makes sense

  • @MrTerror923
    @MrTerror923 4 года назад +2462

    "Sir your not gonna believe this... we lost the suspect..."
    "What do you mean lost?"
    "Sir he was last seen going inside a pay and spray with a blue car, and the garage door close, when it opened again the car was red..."
    "Welp nothing we can do now, call off the search"
    "Sir are you sure???? he has killed over 100 police officers on this man hunt after him!"
    "I SAID CALL OFF THE SEARCH! WE LOST THE BLUE CAR THERES NOTHING WE CAN DO NOW!"

    • @therealvaultyvaulty
      @therealvaultyvaulty 3 года назад +61

      More like:
      “He went in with a red car and a few bullet holes in the car, but when the door opened there were no holes in the car”

    • @Matth3w-wil
      @Matth3w-wil 3 года назад +41

      For me its now “dam he went into a bush with a car and drove out of there and now i cant tell what car hes in”
      Not my glitch i saw it from a channel DarkViperau if you want to know more about it

    • @bilawalahmed7847
      @bilawalahmed7847 3 года назад +8

      @@Matth3w-wil yeah I love darkviperau

    • @Xorthane
      @Xorthane 3 года назад +4

      @@Matth3w-wil el matto aka strima

    • @rover4579
      @rover4579 3 года назад +3

      @@Matth3w-wil Yeah lol i saw that glitch in his channel too

  • @blackknight8394
    @blackknight8394 3 года назад +739

    *Holds the Bible*
    Him: "Not that one, the one with answers"
    Me, a Christian: "Ouch"
    😂

    • @zsolthalmai257
      @zsolthalmai257 3 года назад +30

      CJ: What mfin' book?!

    • @rebeltexan2814
      @rebeltexan2814 3 года назад +10

      More like “well time to pray for him”.

    • @bobgait4054
      @bobgait4054 3 года назад +2

      Heil satan

    • @rebeltexan2814
      @rebeltexan2814 3 года назад +12

      @@bobgait4054 at least you spelt satan right.

    • @bobgait4054
      @bobgait4054 3 года назад

      @@rebeltexan2814 that’s how you spell it you fucktard go read a book

  • @kleontang6143
    @kleontang6143 5 лет назад +4096

    *Raise to 5 stars*
    Officer: Suspect is seen driving a White sedan in to a paint shop. We lost visual!
    Captain: Don't worry he will have to come out eventually
    Officer: A red sedan is seen coming out of the paint shop
    Captain: Thats definitely not our guy!

    • @NFSBeast2365
      @NFSBeast2365 5 лет назад +65

      😂🤣

    • @iamthehype3684
      @iamthehype3684 5 лет назад +7

      @Watermelon no duh.

    • @dreamthoughtplays
      @dreamthoughtplays 5 лет назад +35

      @@iamthehype3684 so the joke doesn't work. The joke implies the cops see him drive in with one color and drive out another color, but that's not how it works in the game.

    • @kakahass8845
      @kakahass8845 5 лет назад +62

      @@dreamthoughtplays it works in san andreas

    • @JayBaddAssCutler
      @JayBaddAssCutler 5 лет назад +23

      This video would be 10xs better if this was the actual end.
      +100 great comment

  • @kei.s7077
    @kei.s7077 8 лет назад +290

    DAMMIT HE WAS ONLY 30 YEARS FROM RETIREMENT

  • @sillybitchproductions2825
    @sillybitchproductions2825 5 лет назад +1857

    "You're authorized to use 2 police vehicles."
    "Just two, sir? Why not three?"
    "She's a hooker, Richards- not a taxpayer." (🤣)

    • @kriss3d
      @kriss3d 4 года назад +43

      That one totally killed it.

    • @VivaLaDnDLogs
      @VivaLaDnDLogs 2 года назад +20

      I love how they escalate from that to *COLLATERAL DAMAGE IS ACCEPTABLE* in 15 seconds.

  • @Agent-57
    @Agent-57 3 года назад +132

    Officer 1 :Sir the suspect is...... he is.. Flying
    Officer 2 : that's impossible

    • @stephenslevin2681
      @stephenslevin2681 3 года назад +2

      Nobody cares

    • @Agent-57
      @Agent-57 3 года назад +10

      @@stephenslevin2681 then why did you wasted your time in writing that useless comment of yours.

    • @VietnamWarShorts
      @VietnamWarShorts 3 года назад +2

      @@Agent-57 nobody cares

    • @Agent-57
      @Agent-57 3 года назад +2

      @@VietnamWarShorts 45 people do

    • @apexhunter1535
      @apexhunter1535 2 года назад +2

      ITS OPRESSOR MK 2!

  • @boredfoxdude8396
    @boredfoxdude8396 4 года назад +841

    “Don’t worry we’ll handle this in no ti-“
    “Sir they’re all dead.”

    • @MaySpitfire
      @MaySpitfire 4 года назад +4

      i will put my bunch anywhere i want tyvm u.u

    • @hii6981
      @hii6981 4 года назад +2

      Lol

    • @mystictoxin7759
      @mystictoxin7759 4 года назад +1

      I read this comment at the time they said that lol

    • @molstad182
      @molstad182 3 года назад +2

      just those mass murder vibes y'know?

    • @razy5767
      @razy5767 3 года назад +2

      BALLS!

  • @littlehuzz
    @littlehuzz 4 года назад +371

    "Sir, the criminal called lester. Get rid of the wanted level"

    • @RemiliaScarlet0
      @RemiliaScarlet0 3 года назад +16

      lesters first name is mo

    • @TrueLN334
      @TrueLN334 3 года назад +3

      @@RemiliaScarlet0 badum tss

  • @s08565
    @s08565 4 года назад +590

    Can we just appreciate how almost perfect the star placements were by Simmons until as always the F.I.B ruin everything

    • @CraigCranberries
      @CraigCranberries 4 года назад +13

      Ikr fib always ruining everything

    • @getyogoofyahh222
      @getyogoofyahh222 2 года назад +5

      When the 5th star was placed you can see Simmons actually rearranged it so it looks better lol

    • @ErenYeager-zf3td
      @ErenYeager-zf3td 2 года назад +3

      In GTA San Andreas , 5 wanted stars will get the attention of the Feds . So FBI gents , SWAT and police will go after you unless you clear your stars or increase it . So the 6th star will have the military chasing after you with tanks

    • @davenortonsepicprankchannel
      @davenortonsepicprankchannel Год назад +1

      @@ErenYeager-zf3td Okay...?

    • @ErenYeager-zf3td
      @ErenYeager-zf3td Год назад +1

      @@davenortonsepicprankchannel Your reply is so oblivious and sounds ridiculous ... If you don't know the game , bug off ...

  • @epicfail3167
    @epicfail3167 3 года назад +92

    Dude: Kills hundreds of cops on cameras with proof of face
    Also dude: Is called 'suspect'

  • @x-kid1848
    @x-kid1848 3 года назад +783

    I can actually play the scenario on my mind as they're describing what the player is doing

  • @deacon238
    @deacon238 4 года назад +351

    Me: [steals a parked car]
    LSPD: *USE LETHAL FORCE*

    • @DgardsGaming
      @DgardsGaming 3 года назад +5

      Me: Stands right next to police
      Officer: that’s illegal

  • @k9nate126
    @k9nate126 5 лет назад +900

    Me: (literally kills an entire building of people
    Cops: eh who cares
    Me: (slightly grazes a cop car)
    Cops: RAISE IT TO FIVE STARS

    • @incognito6351
      @incognito6351 4 года назад +28

      Once I helped the cops get a criminal but my vehicle was blocking the police after I got he criminal so i moved to for them but then I razored them while moving the car out of the way and I got 2 stars for that

    • @kriss3d
      @kriss3d 4 года назад +11

      Worse in San Andreas. Ballas can stand and shoot at you. Cops don't even care when they walk by
      But punch back to get a weapon? And CJ committed suicide Epstein style.

    • @Anchor_Productions
      @Anchor_Productions 4 года назад

      Literally read that as soon as they said it

  • @Spedmoonky
    @Spedmoonky 3 года назад +21

    when the cops hit you on porpose "RAIS IT TO FIVE STARS, HE KILLED ME!"

  • @nahguy
    @nahguy 6 лет назад +1180

    NOT KOWALSKI!
    Who is gonna analyze things now?

  • @tsuaririndoku
    @tsuaririndoku 4 года назад +2271

    I remember back in the good ol GTA glorious days 5 stars equals entire US Military
    Edited: Sorry for my miss understanding it suppose to be 6 Stars not 5
    I’m too old for this XD

    • @GH0ST_RnG
      @GH0ST_RnG 3 года назад +145

      Where it 6stars back in the good old days

    • @manoliszafeiris7392
      @manoliszafeiris7392 3 года назад +105

      It was on 6 stars. On 5 stars was the fbi

    • @gamingcentral4494
      @gamingcentral4494 3 года назад +5

      @@manoliszafeiris7392 are you dumb??

    • @manoliszafeiris7392
      @manoliszafeiris7392 3 года назад +56

      @@gamingcentral4494 you Don't know anything about san andreas. Or if you are talking about gta v yes there are only 5 stars

    • @bryanmontes8630
      @bryanmontes8630 3 года назад +23

      @@gamingcentral4494 bro what i think you mean is, Are you dumb?

  • @costinmyr3l265
    @costinmyr3l265 5 лет назад +870

    Just say "hi" twice to a cop in GTA V and you get wanted level 🤣

  • @thanos1335
    @thanos1335 Год назад +9

    Id lve to see the Cops from story mode swap places with the Cops online and see them shit themselves 😂

  • @Synnystershy
    @Synnystershy 5 лет назад +4848

    Go to 6 stars!!!
    But Sir. We only go up to 5 stars. We haven't used 6 stars in Los Santos since 1992.
    I SAID GO TO 6!!!! NUKE THE CITY!!! HE WON'T GET AWAY!!! EVERYTHING... IS... EXPENDABLE!!!

    • @ohnli7964
      @ohnli7964 5 лет назад +35

      Lol

    • @groundz_604
      @groundz_604 5 лет назад +108

      Tactical nuke incoming

    • @Synnystershy
      @Synnystershy 5 лет назад +250

      @@groundz_604 *WASTED*
      Player: -$5000
      US Government -$9.5,000,000,000

    • @YoshNord
      @YoshNord 5 лет назад +54

      They haven’t used it since 2008 cause there was 6 stars

    • @Synnystershy
      @Synnystershy 5 лет назад +49

      @@YoshNord That was in LC not LS ;)

  • @Xanly
    @Xanly 5 лет назад +800

    Me: walking up to a police.
    Police: hey!
    Me: *walks away*
    Police: *puts 3 stars*

  • @TheFoxonTheRadio
    @TheFoxonTheRadio 5 лет назад +591

    More accurate version
    One Star: Shoot em
    Two Stars: Shoot em
    Three Stars: Shoot em with a helicopter
    Four: FIB Shoot em
    Five: Nuke Em

    • @gamerpro9678
      @gamerpro9678 5 лет назад +22

      cops dont shoot in one star.

    • @Jabooty_Williams
      @Jabooty_Williams 5 лет назад +19

      @@gamerpro9678 they do in multiplayer

    • @AA-xk1uv
      @AA-xk1uv 5 лет назад +7

      Five : Bring out the Tanks.

    • @greentea2020
      @greentea2020 5 лет назад +2

      6 god

    • @jongomes3767
      @jongomes3767 5 лет назад

      @@armadillolover99 No it wasn't, GTA Online came out in October 2013, this video was uploaded in 2015 (unless it's a reupload)

  • @DanielBekker-rt1rz
    @DanielBekker-rt1rz Год назад +6

    This is straight out of a movie 👏

  • @imaginox9
    @imaginox9 5 лет назад +712

    And in older GTA's, a 6th star would appear and a US Army general would show up in your office shouting at you that he'll take the commands and send the tanks !

    • @lordteagan6252
      @lordteagan6252 5 лет назад +109

      Also in older GTAs, the entire department would be confused as to why one of their rhino tanks is shooting backwards and flying across the city.

    • @imaginox9
      @imaginox9 5 лет назад +20

      Oh yes that famous glitch from GTA 3 ! And coupled with the flying cars cheat (CHITTYCHITTYBB) you could stay in the air forever as lons as you were firing the cannon

    • @DarthDragon007
      @DarthDragon007 5 лет назад +12

      The tanks in gtav or at least online are ridiculous. Even if they nerfed them so it takes 4 explosives to destroy 1, they are damn accurate when not scripted to be stormtroopers and you have to fight more than 1. Then you have the friggen jets!

    • @Luca-lc7gm
      @Luca-lc7gm 5 лет назад +5

      I miss gta 3

    • @jillvalentinefan77
      @jillvalentinefan77 5 лет назад +11

      I was wanting to see an army general roll up and start calling in tank platoons and helicopters

  • @ADMusic1999
    @ADMusic1999 5 лет назад +106

    3:25 that guy behind him is GTA Iron Man

  • @Romaboo680
    @Romaboo680 4 года назад +347

    Me: Breaths
    GTA pedestrian: I'm calling the goddamned cops!

  • @isaiahpero7837
    @isaiahpero7837 Год назад +1

    04:47. That is some accurate keyboard pantomiming. I'm sold.

  • @ctrtab3489
    @ctrtab3489 5 лет назад +118

    Just love how the prisoner celebrate with them 😂

  • @haloguy8072
    @haloguy8072 8 лет назад +576

    "do not use lethal force" *cops shoot suspect*

    • @mikailn3892
      @mikailn3892 8 лет назад +21

      tru

    • @apurplejackalope2020
      @apurplejackalope2020 7 лет назад +6

      halo guy80 It's not lethal. They only use the pistols instead of the shotguns lol

    • @scottpollock5555
      @scottpollock5555 7 лет назад +2

      A Purple Jackalope lethal force is fire meant to kill the target

  • @johnbedeian1591
    @johnbedeian1591 6 лет назад +678

    Wait so what happens if the player called Lester and got rid of the wanted levels?

    • @willow7610
      @willow7610 6 лет назад +28

      Memetastic Zauce the robot in the back comes in and kills everyone (Lester got it in somehow

    • @prettygreat7797
      @prettygreat7797 5 лет назад +110

      Lester calls 911 to tell it's just a social experiment.

    • @JoeMakaFloe
      @JoeMakaFloe 5 лет назад +8

      He puts up a fake APB so they'll chase the wrong person

    • @vicnba7285
      @vicnba7285 5 лет назад +5

      JoeMakaFloe how do you get Lester to do that?

    • @atlanticsquib7232
      @atlanticsquib7232 5 лет назад +6

      He threatens to spread nasty roomers behind their back and write on lifeinvader about how much of a creep they are, and threatens to spread their nude pics I guess

  • @rizahtopalovic159
    @rizahtopalovic159 2 года назад +5

    Infinite coffee, jokes and GTA banter. Pinnacle of youtube.

  • @Amin-jb3zz
    @Amin-jb3zz 5 лет назад +340

    "We'll have this whole mess cleaned up in no ti_"
    "Sir they are all dead"

    • @ency4612
      @ency4612 5 лет назад +9

      What?! All of them?

    • @mannyswifey86
      @mannyswifey86 5 лет назад +4

      @@ency4612 yeah he blew up a car which sent off a chain reaction which killed... well everyone

    • @DarthDragon007
      @DarthDragon007 5 лет назад +4

      Funny thing is that the cops infinity spawn in gta v so they'd never all be dead (unless the mission calls for them to be limited).

    • @EchoSD
      @EchoSD 5 лет назад +1

      @@mannyswifey86 balls. (Laugh)

  • @spyantreas
    @spyantreas 8 лет назад +275

    at the end Lester should have called!!

    • @samanthadoughty821
      @samanthadoughty821 8 лет назад +1

      IKR!

    • @expocreeper8438
      @expocreeper8438 8 лет назад +9

      It's probably Gta 4 or Gta 3. So think again.

    • @ryanlizama8089
      @ryanlizama8089 8 лет назад +4

      +ExpoCreeper judging your comment since u said that u have never played gta5....

    • @expocreeper8438
      @expocreeper8438 8 лет назад +1

      I do thank you very much!

    • @expocreeper8438
      @expocreeper8438 8 лет назад +1

      I mean, This could be based on Gta 4 or Gta 3. Since Gta V is played most, they assume thats that.

  • @TheTutorialDude
    @TheTutorialDude 4 года назад +272

    5 stars:
    Police: Suspect escaped, what do we do now?
    Police: Ok great work is over.

  • @floordog7788
    @floordog7788 3 года назад +13

    Simmons needs a promotion he’s so hard at work.

  • @christiansshow2705aviation
    @christiansshow2705aviation 3 года назад +419

    Him:just two sir? why not three?
    Chief:sHEs A hoOKeR RIcHaRds NOt a TAx pAyeR

  • @frecks5118
    @frecks5118 4 года назад +378

    Me: drives around my expensive car
    Civilian: tries to break into my car and starts punching me
    Me: knocks him out
    Police: *SHOOT TO KILL*

    • @danielweldon4151
      @danielweldon4151 4 года назад +19

      Me: say hi seven times to a officer
      Officer: shoot him
      Me: ....

    • @christcarsandcountry6812
      @christcarsandcountry6812 4 года назад +10

      Daniel Weldon
      Shoot to Thrill.
      Play to kill.
      I got my gun at the ready - gon' fire at will!

    • @patrickweber3954
      @patrickweber3954 4 года назад +3

      Biker Gang: * Shoots up my restaurant *
      Me: * Whips out my AK-47 and mows the Biker Gang *
      Police: *Shoot to Kill!*

  • @tranquilvonel1959
    @tranquilvonel1959 3 года назад +247

    I was expecting a man in a trench coat to walk in and steal the wanted level.

    • @xiswarmin
      @xiswarmin 2 года назад +3

      Are you referring to creepy Uncle Lester

  • @aleksandarrotar710
    @aleksandarrotar710 3 года назад +8

    "Sir he started driving on rails"
    "That has to be the best pirate I've ever seen"

  • @ZaileeRamsey
    @ZaileeRamsey 7 лет назад +2096

    "She's a hooker. Not a taxpayer." LOL that got me.

  • @SethColby69
    @SethColby69 4 года назад +204

    it's all fun and games until you switch to trevor and all of a sudden you got 3 stars and you're driving on a bridge with so many cars in the way

    • @cat57830
      @cat57830 3 года назад

      But you can't switch with a wanted level

    • @EazyMichael
      @EazyMichael 3 года назад +4

      Trevor:
      Well f*ck. Why can't i kiss random people anymore!?

    • @man-ii9ik
      @man-ii9ik 3 года назад +4

      @@cat57830 No he means when you switch to trevor he starts with 3 stars sometimes, not that he already had 3 stars

    • @KRAFTWERK2K6
      @KRAFTWERK2K6 3 года назад

      Never go full Trevor.

  • @Sina-dv1eg
    @Sina-dv1eg 8 лет назад +1472

    "No, not that one. The one with answers."
    #ShotsFired

  • @Jacob2fly2280
    @Jacob2fly2280 Год назад +3

    POV Lester brakes into the lspd and removes all the stars on the board 😂😂😂

  • @TheSurefireGamer
    @TheSurefireGamer 9 лет назад +427

    I only have one thing to say on this video...
    "Grumble, grumble, grumble, grumble, grumble..."

    • @EclipsisTenebris
      @EclipsisTenebris 9 лет назад +4

      The SureFire Gamer Somebody get him some meat!

    • @davinco941
      @davinco941 9 лет назад +14

      Brandon Roberts well, it is thursday

    • @MegaRekless
      @MegaRekless 9 лет назад

      David Dawson
      *places a sticky star on the wanted level board, making it 1 star.*

    • @crytolistic
      @crytolistic 9 лет назад

      +David a gamer David Dawson:NO! Not Kowolsky!He was only 30 years from retirement.Alright, +Mega Rekless ,raise it to 2 stars!

    • @brettdobson4677
      @brettdobson4677 7 лет назад

      The SureFire Gamer no

  • @wts7294
    @wts7294 5 лет назад +526

    4:57
    Me trying to finish my exam at the last minute

    • @kahledfahd7822
      @kahledfahd7822 5 лет назад +2

      Underrated

    • @filmandfirearms
      @filmandfirearms 5 лет назад +2

      Literally what I was doing today, until it deleted itself for no apparent reason immediately after I saved it

    • @darkriver1233
      @darkriver1233 5 лет назад

      You get 5 stars

  • @firatazia3713
    @firatazia3713 4 года назад +362

    Them : *Increase to 5 stars!*
    CJ : *Pathetic*

  • @carbodude5414
    @carbodude5414 3 года назад +8

    You should do a sequel featuring the sixth star: The Military

  • @devinbattaglia6432
    @devinbattaglia6432 6 лет назад +69

    Whenever I get raised a star, I’ll always think of Simmons - with his ability to pin stars perfectly

    • @scoots291
      @scoots291 5 лет назад +2

      Whenever I lose it I imagine Simmons taking them down

  • @jickjick432
    @jickjick432 6 лет назад +426

    I watched this... on a wednesday!!

  • @boglenight1551
    @boglenight1551 8 лет назад +412

    "What's he doing now?"
    "He's driven into the airport and hijacked a plane about to take off..... sir, he's disappeared"
    "He's in a jumbo jet over a heavily populated city, how the hell did he disappear?"
    "He flew upwards"

  • @braydentreleaven9370
    @braydentreleaven9370 4 месяца назад +1

    I love to believe Simmons entire job is just putting stickers on a board and taking it super seriously.

  • @SumsarH
    @SumsarH 9 лет назад +295

    I would have loved to see what happens when you lose your stars

    • @rightleft7306
      @rightleft7306 9 лет назад +70

      "Oh, it's been how long now, wait, THAT LONG! Not ONE death? Looks like he just repent for his sins. Ok boys, call it off."

    • @ldmt1995
      @ldmt1995 9 лет назад +14

      Darkness Serpent Ok we lost sight of him for 3 minutes now, he's obviously left the state and there is no possible way to trace him call all the patrols off, good job everybody.

    • @rcflight13
      @rcflight13 9 лет назад +8

      Darkness Serpent "Sir, the suspect drove onto a train track. We lost him".
      Fucking path finding is loco.... motive.

    • @Bodek-756
      @Bodek-756 9 лет назад +1

      Darkness Serpent I thought that was the point of video before watching.

    • @khoihoang6421
      @khoihoang6421 9 лет назад

      Lord Grief Mc. Scumbag

  • @victortime97
    @victortime97 6 лет назад +777

    This is good

    • @luksum7128
      @luksum7128 6 лет назад

      victor time couldn’t have said it any better myself.

    • @alexalexandru691
      @alexalexandru691 6 лет назад +1

      Das ist gut ya das ist gut 😂😂😂

    • @pandamaster8306
      @pandamaster8306 6 лет назад

      Oh no he started doing some voodoo magic in the air and a buzzard was summoned . Oh no the stars are disappearing

    • @Horse_fast
      @Horse_fast 6 лет назад

      In your 400 like

    • @thegreatjay1245
      @thegreatjay1245 5 лет назад

      Yeah, in GTA vice city

  • @Clandor
    @Clandor 9 лет назад +14

    Gregggggggggggg! Also to anyone who didn't know Greg has his own youtube channel now and twitch, its "On Tour Now"

  • @v3k1tg
    @v3k1tg 3 года назад +10

    imagine if Lester just called them and said something like "leave him alone I'll give ya 200$" (or however much you pay to get rid of wanted level)

  • @RukarioEnterprisesLLC
    @RukarioEnterprisesLLC 5 лет назад +457

    GTA Stars:
    1: Killing a pedestrian
    2: Running over the Redwood Security Guy
    3: Killing a cop
    4: Murder Spree
    5: JAYWALKING!!!

  • @ApatheticGod0
    @ApatheticGod0 5 лет назад +208

    "raise it to five stars"
    "sir, he's activated cheat codes! he's invincible!"
    "fire everything we've got at him and in five minutes he'll be too busy being shot to reenter the cheat!"

    • @JG-fz1zg
      @JG-fz1zg 2 года назад +4

      Not unless I have the correct analytical mind to pre enter the cheat before it expires!! Ha!!!

    • @foodafen7406
      @foodafen7406 2 года назад +1

      ​@@JG-fz1zg Hey, my man!!!

  • @tungly1
    @tungly1 5 лет назад +82

    *suspect kills every thing once again*
    *”RAISE IT TO 6”*

  • @jojobombs
    @jojobombs 11 месяцев назад +1

    This will live rent free in my mind. To this day i keep coming back and watch it

  • @corruptangel6793
    @corruptangel6793 5 лет назад +478

    Get me the book!
    *holds up bible*
    No not that one, the one with answers!
    🤣🤣🤣

  • @timvanroey2937
    @timvanroey2937 8 лет назад +855

    'no not that one, the one with answers' SHOTS FIRED

  • @raz0229
    @raz0229 5 лет назад +207

    San Andreas Police: _Sir, We've one more star left!_

  • @G36645
    @G36645 Год назад +4

    This is when the game was 2 years old
    It’s 10 now

  • @stevelucky7579
    @stevelucky7579 3 года назад +1351

    “She’s an only fans girl, not a tax payer”

    • @darkchocolate1219
      @darkchocolate1219 3 года назад +11

      Hooker*

    • @darkchocolate1219
      @darkchocolate1219 3 года назад +35

      @Sky Wojcik r/getalife

    • @kaldero8992
      @kaldero8992 3 года назад +1

      @@darkchocolate1219 lol

    • @trekkienzl2862
      @trekkienzl2862 3 года назад +19

      Just so you know, some sex workers do pay and file taxes as well. They just classify their work as self-employed and use vague language like "sale of leisure services".
      A few of my friends and classmates from uni worked as sex workers.

    • @ProudSalafi
      @ProudSalafi 3 года назад +24

      @@trekkienzl2862 What a shame that with all the honorable jobs in the world your friends had to chose one of the most disgusting "work" that says a lot about there self esteem and respect towards themselves and there body.

  • @Megadriver
    @Megadriver 4 года назад +664

    Me: *drifts tank on city streets, runs over multiple vehicles and uses the gun barrel as a bat to smash signs and traffic lights*
    GTA Police: Nothing wrong here...
    Me: *drives a jet on the road, causing damage to signs, vehicles and using jet thrust to make people fall over*
    GTA Police: It's all good.
    Me: *stands next to cop, not doing anything*
    GTA Police: RAISE IT TO 5 STARS!!!

    • @mozzietheaussie5482
      @mozzietheaussie5482 3 года назад +9

      So accurate lol

    • @johnb.d
      @johnb.d 3 года назад +11

      _"YOU'RE FUCKING DEEEEAAAADDD!!"_

    • @nicolerutland4113
      @nicolerutland4113 3 года назад +3

      so fuckin true lol

    • @Sam-uj8xx
      @Sam-uj8xx 3 года назад +3

      Yea Really i was on a Rampage on Vespucci Beach and the Cops Like: Yea only a Guy who Drives with a Bus over the Beach nothin' wrong here"
      When i was at the Police station standing near a Cop: STAY AWAY!!!" five Minutes Later: 2 Stars for Standing near a Cop

    • @jozefm3044
      @jozefm3044 3 года назад +1

      thats why I like gta iv

  • @krystiankowalski7335
    @krystiankowalski7335 7 лет назад +215

    When they raised it to 5 stars, the military should've rushed in and added a star.

  • @virsa12
    @virsa12 Год назад +2

    Lucky the prep was not savage enough to make law enforcers getting SAWT involved

  • @maxholbrook2359
    @maxholbrook2359 9 лет назад +130

    I expected a sudden cheat code joke but this was far better xD

  • @franknezevic4385
    @franknezevic4385 4 года назад +145

    "Sir, you're not gonna belive this, apparently there is two of them. The first one is a high tech lazer-shooting tank, and the other one is close by in a brand new Russian stealth chopper"

    • @jockeyfield1954
      @jockeyfield1954 3 года назад +11

      "You know what to do, Richard, call in the highly aggressive, all brawn and no brains, Codename: 'Online' police force. We only deal with the criminally insane, not the criminally stupid."

    • @audiandranveer8653
      @audiandranveer8653 3 года назад +4

      The Lazar and The Akula?

    • @slurpee2496
      @slurpee2496 3 года назад +4

      "Sir, they have a flying motorcycle with them"

    • @no-el7ht
      @no-el7ht 3 года назад +2

      "Sir they have a sort of flying delorean back to the future type car.....?"

    • @kriss3d
      @kriss3d 3 года назад

      @@jockeyfield1954 "Cocksucking modders" - Steve Ogg as Trevor Phillips

  • @huzaifasiddiqui1624
    @huzaifasiddiqui1624 4 года назад +51

    Why is this appearing in my recommendation after 5 years, not complaining just curious it took me this 5 years to discover this masterpiece.

  • @ZachPlaysChess
    @ZachPlaysChess 3 года назад +2

    I love it when they both get on the keyboard and press all the wrong buttons 😂 😂 😂 also 100% Acurate

  • @victikirby15
    @victikirby15 9 лет назад +258

    Gerg
    Gerg, is that you?
    GREG WHY DID YOU LEAVE US?!?!

  • @scorched1864
    @scorched1864 8 лет назад +424

    well its a Wednesday 6 hours later well its a Thursday

    • @FromCoach.sandrobilobrk
      @FromCoach.sandrobilobrk 8 лет назад +23

      ACE ESC 12 Perhaps it was at Wednesday night.

    • @BluenosedCash75
      @BluenosedCash75 8 лет назад +8

      BrotchMrToast
      But in the beginning he says "There's no better way to start your day in Los Santos than with a fresh cup of instant coffee" So it does take place during the morning

    • @Noname-xj3yn
      @Noname-xj3yn 7 лет назад +6

      Kayla C
      True, times go so fast in games
      And screw logic

    • @オタクではない-j5c
      @オタクではない-j5c 7 лет назад +1

      No guys, its because it is real 6 hours, so in gta could have been this day

    • @simpyzee8088
      @simpyzee8088 6 лет назад

      Cam 777 hmm maybe it was 11:30 and 20 minutes later it’s a thursday or 6 hours

  • @Fullerbay
    @Fullerbay 7 лет назад +480

    Normally if you kill a cop you get three stars

  • @leafchill8821
    @leafchill8821 3 года назад +2

    *calls Roman* ok, time to go bowling

  • @OneOfManyKdawgs
    @OneOfManyKdawgs 6 лет назад +155

    "he shot down the atomic blimp
    "What?!?! Not the atomic blimp!!!

    • @Super-Shafs
      @Super-Shafs 5 лет назад +5

      That glorious helium behemoth was a shining beacon over this city!
      Simmons, raise it to 3 stars!

    • @bobert538
      @bobert538 5 лет назад +2

      Simmons: sir!?
      I don’t know what the other guys name is : raise it to three!

    • @Mc__Nugget
      @Mc__Nugget 5 лет назад +4

      *adds a star*

    • @jaxusr235
      @jaxusr235 5 лет назад +1

      Okay, getting a little reckless here...

    • @harrisonkelly4105
      @harrisonkelly4105 5 лет назад +1

      Need to calm it down gotta do things by the book

  • @Noakez
    @Noakez 5 лет назад +96

    franklin: *chilling in jail*
    Micheal: Shopping guns
    Trevor: Being A Physco Killer

  • @calibribody6776
    @calibribody6776 8 лет назад +56

    They did not explore the fact that they'll forget you after a few minutes

    • @aaronth07
      @aaronth07 8 лет назад +6

      +caleb herobrine steve Or if you shoot a deer with a silenced pistol in the middle of the woods the cops know you did it.

  • @Ammy-q4w
    @Ammy-q4w 2 года назад +2

    Imagine waking up in the morning, opening a window, and seeing the usual shenanigans that go on in GTA 5 PC. I would never leave my apartment.