crazynugget bullets? Any sharp things? Fire? Drowning? Natural disasters? Being pushed off a cliff? Ageing? Lack of food and water? Frozen in ice? Space?
@@Whatareyoudoinnhere But only after the preceding preceding preceding preceding case: Red Robin vs Red Lobster. Side note: The of Dave & Buster's vs. Chuck E. Cheese was settled out of court this afternoon, because no one wants to traumatize those sweet kids anymore than they already have been.
With the whole “Can Batman stop a meteor?”, no but, is Cyborg waterproof? Can Aquaman do anything on land? Can the Flash put out a fire without an extinguisher? Super-heroism has always been a strategy game where you deploy your pawns where they’re most useful. Also, the thing about extinction-level events is that they’re rare. A crime wave? A serial killer? A battle for public opinion?: Much more common and much more suited to Batman. Batman may not have superpowers but does he really need them on a planet of 7 billion apes with tools? Apes that kept the Earth safe long before he was born and will continue to do so after he dies?
Yeah, the only one I disagree with was the argument about the contrasts between Gotham and Metropolis because one superhero came into what was a normal city and then you have Gotham a city you were born into where the crime rate is so high it makes the inflation rate of the Great Depression blush
@@scottdoesntmatter4409everything Batman said it's factually true and accurate to reality, Gotham was already a crime infested land ruled by corrupt powerful people, unlike metropolis, you can verify this right now in your mind, name all the villains of metropolis and of Gotham and YOU tell ME, how many of each are HUMAN and in positions of power? And YES Batman is healing Gotham, but it's slower because he just a man in a suit, and his job is just to catch criminals and put them in jail, it's the PEOPLE'S responsibility after that, he's not some all powerful alien god who can fly into the sun or who decides everything on behalf of others
Hey guys, a bunch of people have pointed out that a very similar sketch was done by the comedy group Studio C a few weeks ago. We just wanted to let everyone know that we did not intentionally copy this idea from them - we actually plan out most of our videos well over a month in advance and from what we could tell when we came up with it, it hadn't been done yet. We simply thought that since it was titled Batman V Superman (like a court case) it was begging for a People's Court parody sketch and evidently we weren't alone!
+The Warp Zone Thank you for the explanation. It's too bad that this happened, I'm sure that it's prevented some people from enjoying this excellent sketch.
Ironman:I have a badass suit that's made of nanomachines I can fly, shoot rockets at stuff, and my suit has a laser cannon built into it You You have a big metal frisbee Cap:Well, your super hero name makes no sense How can you be Ironman when your suit isn't even made of the stuff?! Ironman:Funny coming from the guy that looks like Thor in a bad Cap costume Cap:Oh, it is on, Tony! Ironman:Bring it, pretty boy
Superman: Your greatest enemy Is a clown Batman: Your weakness Is a green rock Superman: >.< BATMAN V SUPERMAN: DAWN OF JUSTICE Superman: I Can super speed you Into to the sun without you even blinking Batman: I can just show-up with a green rock or a green suit and you're done for Superman: >.< BATMAN V SUPERMAN: DAWN OF JUSTICE Superman:I can heat vision you down to mush Batman: You never got It on with Lois Lane Superman: >.< BATMAN V SUPERMAN: DAWN OF JUSTICE Iron man: Batman will win Captain America: Superman will beat the ass of batman Iron man: >.< CAPTAIN AMERICA: DAWN OF CIVIL WAR
@Conrad Ferrus Luthor is much like Darkside, he has firm grasp on Metropolis and exploits it. Superman manage to work there only like a firefighter. Thx to him there are only fewer causalities on human lives. That's all the difference he manage to make. On the other side you are true, because Batman crushes organised crime, he creates power vacuum and new (and worse) villains are drawn to Gotham city. But the real problem is the Joker. He does not desire control, he wants Gotham to burn in corruption and chaos, what more there are in fact three Jokers not one. The oldest one organised the kill of Bruce's parents because they were bringing hope and trying to improve the city. One is killed...
@Conrad Ferrus You really don't know? Luthor is controlling organised crime, has unshakable status as a billionaire and scientist. Can't stand anyone to be above him - especially someone like Superman. He desire absolute status, control and power. In what way he is different from Darkside? The organised crime in Metropolis is under dictate of Luthor. He don't spoil his own turf. The reason Supes has much less work is because no other real villains mess on Luthor's turf. He must only dwarf some petty criminals and ocassionally Luthor's plot.
"It shouldn't matter how you make a difference, just that you are making one." I feel like that same logic has been used to justify some PRETTY terrible things throughout history...
Warp Zone should do more of these super power court videos if they can, they're pretty good. Im not sure if they read their comments or not though but if they do keep at it guys!
1:21 False! He's freaking smart as hell that he researched every member of the Justice leagues weakness includes Flash, wonder woman, green lantern, Martian man hunter, Etc. I'm not a hater I'm just saying...facts? Yay..
So Superman has super powers and is part of the Justice League and Batman has no superpowers but is also part of the Justice League? Doesn't this show how powerful Batman is?
He put the league together, built there basses of operation, and makes the traps to keep the villains in. He didn't just fund it. He made it and funds it.
He is the Tony Stark of the Justice league. So, he provides funds, gadgets, and supplies. Plus Batman is the founder, which of course helps his case of being there
I would say that Batman has a superpower. Super intelligence. Consider that it takes a normal person approximately 10 000 hours to master a new skill, then consider how many skills Batman has mastered. Then, consider how young he is. How was Batman able to master so many different skills while also finding the time to run a company, masquerade as a rich playboy during the day and get a world renowned education in just normal people stuff? There's literally not enough hours in the day to master it all. Yet, Batman has. Why? Super Intelligence.
Mr. Mediocre Gamer constant training but mose of all his inability to move on from his parent's death is what makes him this way. Batman has studied psychology and he knows how people tick including criminals and himself, He doesn't move on from the tragic act of desperation simply because it empowers him to become stronger and he started when he was 8 devoting half his time to martial arts and the rest to studying. With this toll on his body and mind he becomes the batman Plus his form of "justice" is his way of compensating for his parent's death that someday Gotham would be rid of crime and no boy would have to kneel in the snow with his dead parents staring at him
OMg This was just PURE GOLD!! Just reading the title gets you into a fit of giggles, and you never stop! I need to share this with every nerd I know!! Thanks for this, really! :) Also, sweet touch adding the tribute to Brussels in the intro colors.
I love how superman forgets to mention how, when he fights his enemies, buildings are destroyed killing hundreds. Batman might have a hostage situation go awry once in a while, losing maybe a dozen at most. I'd prefer living in gotham than metropolis. The villains normally aren't super, just crazy, and honestly the female villains are hotter, tho still crazy (looking at you, Ivy).At least I wouldn't have to worry on my walk to work that a building will fall and kill so many people, only for superman to be lauded as a hero the next day.
@@badreedinedjellali1328 I'm absolutely sure that in 80 years of Batman, at least five buildings in Gotham has blown up. Also if I had to choose one fictional DC city it has to be Metropolis or Star City.
"Superman will become the new Robin for a month" So it's a 75% chance of the death penalty, right? Edit: No wait, it's a 50% chance. Two Robins died, I totally forgot about Nightwing somehow even though he's amazing.
Deadpool then roofied their drinks, took them to a strip club, got batman so drunk that he passed out, stole the keys to the bat cave, stole batman's suit and batmobile, and ran thru gotham casing chaos pretending to be batman
Finally someone did a skit of Batman v Superman. I don't know why they named the movie like a legal case, but it does play well for sketches like these.
Batman is correct, Metroplis is vulnerable without superman.Metroplis relies on superman so if superman is gone Metroplis is screwed While Gotham relies on real world laws and trust of the unsafety, Gotham has survived for decades in a low earning area, danger is all around while Metropolis is has survived for decades all because of superman.
4:10 Superman actually has another weakness: magic. Why does everyone seem to forget that magic is real in the DC universe and that Superman has NO resistance to it? Just get Constantine or Zatanna to mumble a few things and Superman is useless.
Magneto:I am the master of moving things that are heavy and made of metal Wolverine:My powers are having claws and being really angry Bruce:Uh Being really angry is Hulk's thing
Batman v Superman's courtroom scene should've been something like this, although with a more serious tone. The points they made while arguing were pretty good.
i just realised the Robin outfit hides his identity better
Literally shrinks his muscles
But it makes the same shape as Clark Kent’s glasses
I think batman has the worst costume cause if he was a day time super hero 1 he would be boiling alive in that suit 2he would have oldy tanned face
@@fyoutube6212
He has Bat cold insultitaors inside his suit
Yeah the hat and glasses thing
_With flying powers, Robin finally lives up to his name._
This is the best comment I've ever seen
+Allie-RX "I can fly you... jackass..."
But bats fly to…
Not so badass with that outfit.
_With being blind with highten senses, Batman finally lives up to his name._
Batman: Your weakness is a green rock!
Superman: Your weakness is everything that can kill a human!
good thing nothing can kill humans
crazynugget bullets? Any sharp things? Fire? Drowning? Natural disasters? Being pushed off a cliff? Ageing? Lack of food and water? Frozen in ice? Space?
@@DarthLolly yeah no humans can't die. when they tell you a person dies they are really chilling in Antarctica.
crazynugget I like that you said chilling lmao
@@thecrimsonfire4921 lmao
"ROBIN! ROBIN! The Joker escaped from Arkham Asylum again, to the bat plane!"
*whispers* "I can fly you jacksss."
LMAO
6:04 It would have been hilarious if Batman said that the Joker has hiding in a warehouse with a crowbar.
OMG
Okay... best comment in the last two years!!! You win!!!!
@@ferdonandebull um, what?
Breaking News, super Robin got killed by a crazy Clown whit a stone crowbar.
@@doc8013 Read "Batman: A Death in the Family".
Next case: Iron Man vs. Steve Rogers
And the preceding case: Daredevil v Punisher
trollars583 and then Iron Man gets annoyed and just shoots Rogers.
Spider man vs Deadpool
@@Whatareyoudoinnhere But only after the preceding preceding preceding preceding case: Red Robin vs Red Lobster. Side note: The of Dave & Buster's vs. Chuck E. Cheese was settled out of court this afternoon, because no one wants to traumatize those sweet kids anymore than they already have been.
When he said the bit about old fashioned views I thought instantly about that.
HISHE has spoiled me. I was half expecting Batman to say "hey, I am batman, you wanna know my secret identity" ??
@ simp
Me 2
Ikr??🤣🤣🤣🤣
SMAAAAAAAAAAEEEEEEEE
@@douloudoulou6839 because I m batman
Honestly, both Superman and Batman made great arguments. XD
So true
With the whole “Can Batman stop a meteor?”, no but, is Cyborg waterproof? Can Aquaman do anything on land? Can the Flash put out a fire without an extinguisher? Super-heroism has always been a strategy game where you deploy your pawns where they’re most useful. Also, the thing about extinction-level events is that they’re rare. A crime wave? A serial killer? A battle for public opinion?: Much more common and much more suited to Batman. Batman may not have superpowers but does he really need them on a planet of 7 billion apes with tools? Apes that kept the Earth safe long before he was born and will continue to do so after he dies?
Yeah, the only one I disagree with was the argument about the contrasts between Gotham and Metropolis because one superhero came into what was a normal city and then you have Gotham a city you were born into where the crime rate is so high it makes the inflation rate of the Great Depression blush
No, Bats had no evidence to back up his emotion based points. The actual evidence is that Gotham is decaying, and Bats isn't helping it heal.
@@scottdoesntmatter4409everything Batman said it's factually true and accurate to reality, Gotham was already a crime infested land ruled by corrupt powerful people, unlike metropolis, you can verify this right now in your mind, name all the villains of metropolis and of Gotham and YOU tell ME, how many of each are HUMAN and in positions of power?
And YES Batman is healing Gotham, but it's slower because he just a man in a suit, and his job is just to catch criminals and put them in jail, it's the PEOPLE'S responsibility after that, he's not some all powerful alien god who can fly into the sun or who decides everything on behalf of others
Batman's superpower is being Batman.
Word.
@@kermiejpg 😂 lol
and being rich
That’s the best power
Godamn for fucking sake man
"You haven't empower people you made them dependent on you."
Me: (cough) Lois Lane (Cough, cough)
Hey guys, a bunch of people have pointed out that a very similar sketch was done by the comedy group Studio C a few weeks ago. We just wanted to let everyone know that we did not intentionally copy this idea from them - we actually plan out most of our videos well over a month in advance and from what we could tell when we came up with it, it hadn't been done yet. We simply thought that since it was titled Batman V Superman (like a court case) it was begging for a People's Court parody sketch and evidently we weren't alone!
+The Warp Zone We dont care, love your content. Make more of these
Yep best video
I was almost about to point that out....
it does make sense
+The Warp Zone Thank you for the explanation. It's too bad that this happened, I'm sure that it's prevented some people from enjoying this excellent sketch.
I'm with Judge Katie here, Superman in a Robin costume is hilarious.
"You're right, Your Honour."
"Of course I'm right. I'm a goddamn judge. Now you two, hug it out."
Welcome to MCU family court😂
Judge: One more outburst like that and I'll sick Hugo on you
Superman: 🤨
Hugo: please don't
See Hugo knows his place. Don’t mess with a guy who can easily rip you in half.
The judge sounds and looks exactly like Melisa Benoit lol (the person who plays super girl in the cw show)
She's cute
you're right katie wilson does kind of look like melisa benoist lol
True
More sounds than looks
Judge Katie has the right idea! 😜 #TeamBatman
You could easily replace Judge Judy lol. #teambatman
+Katie Wilson She's tough but fair, and has an eye for comedic possibilites.
Yeah but we can all agree that aqua man would kick their asses together or separated anytime
Judge Katie for this win😂
i have many skills
I was hoping iron man and captain America would show up in the end as the next case
Ironman:I have a badass suit that's made of nanomachines I can fly, shoot rockets at stuff, and my suit has a laser cannon built into it You You have a big metal frisbee Cap:Well, your super hero name makes no sense How can you be Ironman when your suit isn't even made of the stuff?! Ironman:Funny coming from the guy that looks like Thor in a bad Cap costume Cap:Oh, it is on, Tony! Ironman:Bring it, pretty boy
That's not even the same universe smh
These costumes managed to be epic and incredibly ratchet at the same time.
Isn't that the Epic Voice guy in the intro!!
Honest trailers.....yes
Tell me why the judge calling Bruce Wayne a drunk seven was one of the funniest parts of this video? 🤣🤣🤣
Superman: Your greatest enemy Is a clown
Batman: Your weakness Is a green rock
Superman: >.<
BATMAN V SUPERMAN: DAWN OF JUSTICE
Superman: I Can super speed you Into to the sun without you even blinking
Batman: I can just show-up with a green rock or a green suit and you're done for
Superman: >.<
BATMAN V SUPERMAN: DAWN OF JUSTICE
Superman:I can heat vision you down to mush
Batman: You never got It on with Lois Lane
Superman: >.<
BATMAN V SUPERMAN: DAWN OF JUSTICE
Iron man: Batman will win
Captain America: Superman will beat the ass of batman
Iron man: >.<
CAPTAIN AMERICA: DAWN OF CIVIL WAR
XD
xD
+LivingLaserHD Ha! this is just gold.
lol
Batman actually did seduce Lois Lane in one timeline
is being rich a super power...its a pretty good one that I would want.
Me too
Being a multi billionaire is indeed a super power, for me atleast.
everything batman said is TRUE
always everything Batman bat is bat ... i mean true
Yea
@Conrad Ferrus I agree bad Batman is much worse than Superman. But from your post is shown who makes really a difference in his city as a good guy...
@Conrad Ferrus Luthor is much like Darkside, he has firm grasp on Metropolis and exploits it. Superman manage to work there only like a firefighter. Thx to him there are only fewer causalities on human lives. That's all the difference he manage to make. On the other side you are true, because Batman crushes organised crime, he creates power vacuum and new (and worse) villains are drawn to Gotham city. But the real problem is the Joker. He does not desire control, he wants Gotham to burn in corruption and chaos, what more there are in fact three Jokers not one. The oldest one organised the kill of Bruce's parents because they were bringing hope and trying to improve the city. One is killed...
@Conrad Ferrus You really don't know? Luthor is controlling organised crime, has unshakable status as a billionaire and scientist. Can't stand anyone to be above him - especially someone like Superman. He desire absolute status, control and power. In what way he is different from Darkside?
The organised crime in Metropolis is under dictate of Luthor. He don't spoil his own turf. The reason Supes has much less work is because no other real villains mess on Luthor's turf. He must only dwarf some petty criminals and ocassionally Luthor's plot.
It’s the guy from Honest trailer !!!
"It shouldn't matter how you make a difference, just that you are making one."
I feel like that same logic has been used to justify some PRETTY terrible things throughout history...
You’re not wrong!
As a german i have absolutly no idea what you are talking about.
@@paulpaulmann8873 It’s sorta meant as “The Ends justify The Means”
I'm so glad you finally did a skit after all these months.
Agreed
Agreed
Agreed
Agreed
Agreed
Batman's weakness is Martha
batman's weakness is a decent therapist
mohammed hgf it's a meme, you dip.
Delilahislife13 And Alfred, robin, batgirl, Gordon, nightwing, family
Delilahislife13 no. His weakness is rachel
Delilahislife14 WHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAME
I just realized judge katie (the girl that's the judge) looks like super girl
oh shit, thank you for pointing that out
yeah but supergirl is more pretty
Plot twist. She is supergirl
Oh shit I thought I was the only one thinking that.
A wise man once said “The night is dark and full of terrors.”
Actually a woman
Well the JL Movie really sums up Batman Superpowers.
Flash: What’s your power?
Batman: I’m Rich...
Warp Zone should do more of these super power court videos if they can, they're pretty good. Im not sure if they read their comments or not though but if they do keep at it guys!
That would be cool
Could u make this a series like
Office of smite
Yessss!!!
+ababil Patel I agree
Called office of smite
Or better yet just continue office of smite, lad
1:21
False! He's freaking smart as hell that he researched every member of the Justice leagues weakness includes Flash, wonder woman, green lantern, Martian man hunter, Etc.
I'm not a hater I'm just saying...facts? Yay..
Well he outsmarted the creator of the Multi-Universe so I’m pretty sure being Batman is just a superpower in itself
4:22
Superman “Let me give you 30 minutes to get into that ridiculous armor”
Super burn...Lol
Batman is right because HE'S BATMAN!!!
boxertest o
OFCOURSE HE IS HE IS BATMAN !
Superman has the dickerence while Batman has the vaginallence. That's what separates the two.
lol
HISHE reference
🧐
Damn , the hard work you guys must put in to make these videos are insane!! Keep it up 💕
I thought Batman would win cuz' he could pay a super lawyer
lawls
+oriana garrido Bat lawyer
Mason Brouwer
DA RA RA RA - DA RA DAAAAAAA!!!!
He would buy the judge
Batman doesn’t sleep
That’s his superpower
4:34 " you're a freaking Alien anyway, what are you even doing here? " 😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂
I really wanted Ryan to wear the Robin costume over the Superman one, although I don't know if that would even be possible :D
More Supercourt. With Daredevil! We need the avocados of law on this
Advocates for the law?
+bucky barnes yeah and wasnt howard the duck a superhero lawyer (as in a lawyer for super heros)
Kasier I dont recall....*shrugs* So I'm not sure but we could use She Hulk, Daredevil and hell even Two Face for these Court Skits
aqua man and green lantern fight for the title of worst hero ever
+tallaussiebloke No, avocados of the law
Batman’s weakness is literally his whole brand
Bats
when Batman stepped out of the building he would find joker was already tied up at the entrance
I love how the Judge is obviously on Batman's side
Ryan makes a good Robin XD
I watched the Studio C sketch and to be honest I enjoyed both of them. The more the merrier!
So Superman has super powers and is part of the Justice League and Batman has no superpowers but is also part of the Justice League? Doesn't this show how powerful Batman is?
He put the league together, built there basses of operation, and makes the traps to keep the villains in. He didn't just fund it. He made it and funds it.
The Ender You're welcome.
He is the Tony Stark of the Justice league. So, he provides funds, gadgets, and supplies. Plus Batman is the founder, which of course helps his case of being there
I have to admit I thought this was gonna be just dumb but I got a little chuckle out of it. Good job dudes.
I can’t stop thinking that I’m watching a honest trailer
You guys really need to do more of these, great concept. Please don't abandon it.
Ohh Ohh this was funny! Make more of these judge skits?! The possibilities are endless with all the superhero rivalry that's out there!
they should be on trial for murder after everyone they killed in the movie
Yes
+Chancellor Matt If that were the case then every superhero would be on trial.
+Alicia Ross In real life they would be.
not every superhero, only the murderers
Batman: 10 deaths
Superman: 1000000+ deaths
I would say that Batman has a superpower. Super intelligence.
Consider that it takes a normal person approximately 10 000 hours to master a new skill, then consider how many skills Batman has mastered.
Then, consider how young he is.
How was Batman able to master so many different skills while also finding the time to run a company, masquerade as a rich playboy during the day and get a world renowned education in just normal people stuff?
There's literally not enough hours in the day to master it all. Yet, Batman has. Why?
Super Intelligence.
+Eethan O'Connel Its not batmans superpower any one who was trained by ra al ghul
Mr. Mediocre Gamer constant training but mose of all his inability to move on from his parent's death is what makes him this way. Batman has studied psychology and he knows how people tick including criminals and himself, He doesn't move on from the tragic act of desperation simply because it empowers him to become stronger and he started when he was 8 devoting half his time to martial arts and the rest to studying. With this toll on his body and mind he becomes the batman
Plus his form of "justice" is his way of compensating for his parent's death that someday Gotham would be rid of crime and no boy would have to kneel in the snow with his dead parents staring at him
Batman didn't learn martial arts while running Wayne Enterprises and all that. He was gone for several years to master all those martial arts.
Mr. Mediocre Gamer how u ask?Simple, plot and his powermisnt intelligence its prep-time
Um batman doesnt run wayne enterprises he just owns it
2:16 "Please don't" I just had a coughing fit from laughing so hard
"Of course im goddamn right, im the judge." XD
Shaunissheep literally read that as she said it
Its a reference of a awful Batman comic, here is the page
i.imgur.com/V91iPc2.jpg
Um, it's "of course I'm right, I'm a goddamn judge." So...
OMg This was just PURE GOLD!! Just reading the title gets you into a fit of giggles, and you never stop! I need to share this with every nerd I know!! Thanks for this, really! :)
Also, sweet touch adding the tribute to Brussels in the intro colors.
I love how superman forgets to mention how, when he fights his enemies, buildings are destroyed killing hundreds. Batman might have a hostage situation go awry once in a while, losing maybe a dozen at most. I'd prefer living in gotham than metropolis. The villains normally aren't super, just crazy, and honestly the female villains are hotter, tho still crazy (looking at you, Ivy).At least I wouldn't have to worry on my walk to work that a building will fall and kill so many people, only for superman to be lauded as a hero the next day.
What about central city
@@koalafromtomorrow5656 Gorilla Grodd? Reverse Flash? Captain Cold? No thanks.
well true gothem have many criminal but I never saw one bulliding explode in that city
@@badreedinedjellali1328 I'm absolutely sure that in 80 years of Batman, at least five buildings in Gotham has blown up. Also if I had to choose one fictional DC city it has to be Metropolis or Star City.
Good day new citizen of Gotham city. Do you know of Dark Knights returns fund for paying property damage caused by Batman?
captain america vs iron man in court for civil war
4:13 is that a love bite on supermans shoulder? 😂✌🏻️
Ryan’s rather muscular neck, I think and camera angles!
You do know that if Superman ended up being robin for one month he would wipe out 90% of Gothams Crime rate
Actually, without even trying I can remember Joker and Poison Ivy defeating Superman easily :)
@@tindroyes I said Superman as Robin which means Batman is still there 🤷🏻♂️🤷🏻♂️
@Christopher Newby But he doesn't... which makes all the difference :)
@@tindroyes they’re the 10%
you should do one with ironman and captain america
"Superman will become the new Robin for a month"
So it's a 75% chance of the death penalty, right?
Edit: No wait, it's a 50% chance. Two Robins died, I totally forgot about Nightwing somehow even though he's amazing.
3:17 I love this line
"You're a friggin alien anyway what are you even doing here"?!?! 🤣😭🤣😭🤣
3:33 *infinity war flashbacks*
Exactly when Batman walked in I realized they are wearing the injustice 1 outfits
The judge looks almost exactly like the CW super girl
maybe if you are blind.
Revener666, Dude wtf she looks just like her, don’t be a douche on the internet
@@DaggerBlaze6 the girl literally looks nothing like her.
Ok just by looking at the girl in this and supergirl they look similar ok 👍
@@DaggerBlaze6not even close.
3:02 Either there was a fan moving the cape up or someone is throwing up the cape.
“You’re a freaking alien anyway what are you even doing here?!”
4:28 "At least I'm not wearing hockey pads, Wayne Gretsky."
"I"M NOT WEARING HOCKEY PADS!"
Something tells me Bruce Wayne bribed the judge.
More like slept with her.. I feel
@@souravdatta9990 i mean he is a billionaire playboy
maybe a little more
Then they went to a cafe and got coffee with deadpool
HISHE ftw
Deadpool then roofied their drinks, took them to a strip club, got batman so drunk that he passed out, stole the keys to the bat cave, stole batman's suit and batmobile, and ran thru gotham casing chaos pretending to be batman
@@Lucifer_morningstar570 and suddenly the crime in Gotham was reduced by 9000% because Deadpool straight up kills his enemies with no mercy.
Finally someone did a skit of Batman v Superman. I don't know why they named the movie like a legal case, but it does play well for sketches like these.
Studio C did a video exactly like this earlier on. you should check that out
Okay, the actor playing Superman has some amazing facial expressions!!!!
batman can't move his neck around
Batman doesn't need a neck...also he hides it so that Superman doesn't snap it...cough, Superman is a cold blooded murderer, cough
TheHappyCrafter superman can still snap it dumbass
You should make more of these super people/fanboys court. Its hilarious 😂
The judge it really beautiful 🙈💕
I like how RUclips makes Superman look like an egotistical jerk😂😂💀
"You're just an alien what are you even doing here" 😂😂
honest trailer voice guy,AOWSOME
04:52 Phh Batman Wins Becuase He's BATMAN!
5:54 biceps got toned down by ALOT
3:38, damn
Batman mentioning Wayne tech satellite was pure gold 😂
This entire argument is better than Dawn of Justice's premise.
Finally a ton down to the violence like if agree
2:50
As he smashes enemies through buildings and committing 7 9/11's at once.
Batman should’ve brought up Injustice
THAT BATMAN SUIT LOOKS AWESOME
Batman is correct, Metroplis is vulnerable without superman.Metroplis relies on superman so if superman is gone Metroplis is screwed
While Gotham relies on real world laws and trust of the unsafety, Gotham has survived for decades in a low earning area, danger is all around while Metropolis is has survived for decades all because of superman.
batman funds the justice league, wtf superman
When they argue it makes me laugh😂😂😂. The judge was pissing me of. Batman is useless though
Why didn't this court blow up? (Bvs refrence)
Too soon.
+Brandon Eggleton Too soon
2:28 You do realise Batman is a genius. He is also the greatest detective on the planet.
Judge: It shouldn’t matter how you make a difference just that you are
Red Hood: Sooooo I can kill criminals??
4:10 Superman actually has another weakness: magic. Why does everyone seem to forget that magic is real in the DC universe and that Superman has NO resistance to it? Just get Constantine or Zatanna to mumble a few things and Superman is useless.
+freakboy186 Well technically it isn't a weakness, just he isn't resistant against it, so I think that's why its often left out.
A sentient punching bag...ha ha ha! And Gotham lives in a real world...sure... and truly a burn your honor
Next week nightwing sues cyclops for stealing his costume.
Magneto:I am the master of moving things that are heavy and made of metal Wolverine:My powers are having claws and being really angry Bruce:Uh Being really angry is Hulk's thing
I know those aren't really Wolverine's powers I was just making a joke Also, I don't hate Wolverine, I just wanted to add him to the joke
Awesome to hear the great Jeff Collins as your intro voice!
Batman v Superman's courtroom scene should've been something like this, although with a more serious tone. The points they made while arguing were pretty good.