Superman is a Super D*ck

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  • Опубликовано: 21 ноя 2024

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  • @Huggbees
    @Huggbees  3 месяца назад +435

    Use code HUGGBEES50 to get 50% OFF your first Factor box plus 20% off your next month of orders at bit.ly/4bdZFS1!

  • @Solidjj
    @Solidjj 3 месяца назад +662

    Easiest addition to my liked videos list!

    • @lololordjr
      @lololordjr 3 месяца назад +8

      Perhaps

    • @roderguzmen
      @roderguzmen 3 месяца назад +12

      WhAT ArE yOu dOINg herE ?!?

    • @tytyguy1able
      @tytyguy1able 3 месяца назад +42

      I knew that Superman impression sounded familiar

    • @Lordmaster135
      @Lordmaster135 3 месяца назад +7

      Hey it's the funny slideshow guy

    • @Irvingizcool
      @Irvingizcool 2 месяца назад +2

      Jolid sj gif or whatever

  • @meadnex331
    @meadnex331 3 месяца назад +1230

    It saddens me immensely to know that the cover of superman scarfing down 10 platoons worth of mcdonalds out of fear of starvation is of some plot of a metal alloy stealing the sun power, instead of the immensely cooler idea of the villain of the week having some kind of rapid starvation power, which requires superman to balance kicking his ass with devouring any food in sight

    • @bjaurus6375
      @bjaurus6375 3 месяца назад +141

      Fuck. Reminds me of a Justice League villain that attacked by making all the heroes fall asleep. Bats was the last left standing so he stopped in front of a diner or something. Pushed everyone in line aside, and demanded some coffee.

    • @Aldenfenris
      @Aldenfenris 3 месяца назад +42

      @@bjaurus6375 The animated series had some crazy moments, he trapped everyone in nightmares but bats yeah.

    • @kevingluys3063
      @kevingluys3063 3 месяца назад +8

      Crank: High -Voltage- Fructose Corn Syrup

    • @borkerman
      @borkerman 3 месяца назад +15

      Same, the whole no one gets a drop plot could be Superman found out sea water or poison has been mixed in

    • @Josuh
      @Josuh 3 месяца назад +8

      That power sounds scary as fuck

  • @Eric_Hunt194
    @Eric_Hunt194 3 месяца назад +3576

    Er... Huggbees, me old mucker... the term "Chinese Junk" is not in fact a dated racist trope. It's literally just the name of a type of traditional sailing ship from China, which the old sailor was whittling a model of.

    • @michaelhyatt5262
      @michaelhyatt5262 3 месяца назад +127

      beat me to it

    • @coltondodger
      @coltondodger 3 месяца назад

      Well yes but just about anything " affordably" produced in West Taiwan (china) Can likely be described as junk.
      This unsolicited anti-sino opinion is brought to you by boredom

    • @cacophonousantiquarian8803
      @cacophonousantiquarian8803 3 месяца назад +99

      I've always wondered how it's pronounced. Is it junk or something like "yoonk?"

    • @historicflame972
      @historicflame972 3 месяца назад +164

      @@cacophonousantiquarian8803 We don't call them junks, we just call them the word for boat

    • @striker8961
      @striker8961 3 месяца назад +35

      And I wonder why they called it that, or do you think Chinese people give English names to things.

  • @grantmoore8228
    @grantmoore8228 3 месяца назад +262

    In defense of Lois Lane's fiancée, I would believe my partner had ESP if she saved a waiter from tripping if I lived in the DC universe. Freaking everyone has superpowers in that world! My significant other could be able to do two backflips in a row and I'd think they were related to gods or exposed to super backflipping gas as a child.

  • @arcanonn
    @arcanonn 3 месяца назад +3833

    Funny, Super Dick happens to be the name of my local college screamo band.

    • @nuke9915
      @nuke9915 3 месяца назад +66

      are they on streaming? if so can i get a link?

    • @AceJackWagon885
      @AceJackWagon885 3 месяца назад +1

      Funny, my High School nickname happened to be Super Dick after my pants fell down.

    • @Fud4nshi
      @Fud4nshi 3 месяца назад +35

      It doesn’t even have to be streaming, RUclips EVER

    • @brysonharrison5698
      @brysonharrison5698 3 месяца назад +32

      90's Screamo/Skrams or like your mom calling Bullet For My Valentine screamo?

    • @magicfish8213
      @magicfish8213 3 месяца назад +6

      Prove it

  • @kingbash6466
    @kingbash6466 3 месяца назад +1697

    Broke: Evil Superman is a dictator that kills anyone that even slightly opposes him
    Woke: Evil Superman is just him being a nuisance who does petty stuff like stealing ice cream or causing traffic jams.

    • @christopherauzenne5023
      @christopherauzenne5023 3 месяца назад +146

      Ascended: evil Superman is all about them Benjamins

    • @runeanonymous9760
      @runeanonymous9760 3 месяца назад +83

      People discussed a hypothetical Earth-3 where good *does* triumph over evil, and Ultraman is like a random event- he causes problems and then leaves once he’s bored or one of the heroes defeats him (presumably in the manner of a mythological trickster)

    • @AnnoyingSquib
      @AnnoyingSquib 3 месяца назад +37

      We have that kind of Woke evil superman. His name is Butters Stotch and he's Professor Chaos.

    • @thedeliveryboy1123
      @thedeliveryboy1123 3 месяца назад +56

      I love that clip of Superman on red kryptonite and I think the worst thing he does is put a girl's cat in a tree and waits until AFTER she starts crying that he flies off

    • @quinnzykir
      @quinnzykir 3 месяца назад +20

      @@thedeliveryboy1123Jay Jonah Jameson: THAT PAJAMA WEARING VIGILANTE IS A MENACE

  • @jackwhite2654
    @jackwhite2654 3 месяца назад +1648

    I dont think the "Chinese junk" line is supposed to be racist, because those kinds of ships are literally called junks. That's their actual name.

    • @DoodsUnited
      @DoodsUnited 3 месяца назад +186

      A junk (Chinese: 船; pinyin: chuán) is a type of Chinese sailing ship characterized by a central rudder, an overhanging flat transom, watertight bulkheads, and a flat-bottomed design. They are also characteristically built using iron nails and clamps. The term applies to many types of small coastal or river ships, usually serving as cargo ships, pleasure boats, or houseboats, but also ranging in size up to large ocean-going vessels. There can be significant regional variations in the type of rig and the layout of the vessel.

    • @motherteresa9127
      @motherteresa9127 3 месяца назад +38

      Thanks. I was gonna point that out.

    • @Krystalmyth
      @Krystalmyth 3 месяца назад +47

      ​@@DoodsUnited So a fleet would be call a Bunch of Junk? 🤔

    • @Ghostgate611
      @Ghostgate611 3 месяца назад +7

      ​@@DoodsUnited I also enjoy disgaea dood

    • @RodrigoGarcia-ze5em
      @RodrigoGarcia-ze5em 3 месяца назад +9

      During the last years of pre crisis superman existence he started dating lana lang as clark kent and lois lane as superman, the guy literally cheated with both of them.

  • @roxygaming5968
    @roxygaming5968 3 месяца назад +346

    I love the idea of everyone just thinking Clark Kent's rubbing one out in a broom closet every time he excuses himself to go do Superman things.

    • @crimson5pider
      @crimson5pider 3 месяца назад +19

      Like how he rubbed that metal bar into a magnet

    • @TomoLamp
      @TomoLamp 2 месяца назад +6

      Roxy lalonde

    • @jobah619
      @jobah619 2 месяца назад

      @@TomoLampBro what

    • @wurmIsDead
      @wurmIsDead Месяц назад

      @@TomoLamp based

  • @grfrjiglstan
    @grfrjiglstan 3 месяца назад +475

    You can't imagine how disappointed I was that Superman didn't actually kill Aquaman from criminal negligence.

  • @houselemuellan8756
    @houselemuellan8756 3 месяца назад +143

    Superman leaving the Old Man in a lifeless water world is honestly genuis, then they ruined it by saying he's weak to red water and not the fact that there's no ships there for him to sink

  • @TheEggGuy64
    @TheEggGuy64 3 месяца назад +1808

    I think the title "Super man is a dick" was also the pitch for the tv show the boys

    • @nikorek1470
      @nikorek1470 3 месяца назад

      nah, it's more "super man is a god forsaken hypocritic lunatic, where the only reason he didn't end humanity yet is because of him being an attention whore"

    • @Stannyboyyyyyy
      @Stannyboyyyyyy 3 месяца назад +84

      Along with the entirety of the Synder super hero movies

    • @Notanegg.
      @Notanegg. 3 месяца назад

      No the pitch was "Superman is a dick who loves breast milk"

    • @YeeeHaaw
      @YeeeHaaw 3 месяца назад +79

      And also a large list of fetishes

    • @perky8390
      @perky8390 3 месяца назад +72

      eh? i mean the comic is much more like that than the show, the comic is just "here's your favorite superhero but they're an edgy loser who likes kids", garth ennis is open about his pure hatred for superman and the show actually did better than garth could ever

  • @_NobodySpecial_
    @_NobodySpecial_ 3 месяца назад +326

    silver age superman is what J Jonah Jameson would report of regular superman

    • @crimson5pider
      @crimson5pider 3 месяца назад +13

      Actually I think Jonah would love Superman since he doesn't wear a mask 🤓

    • @abithefallenhuman921
      @abithefallenhuman921 2 месяца назад +7

      ​@@crimson5piderthe mask isn't the issue for JJJ, it's the fact he can't be identified as a regular person, with no real way to punish him if something goes wrong

    • @Monkeylighthouse
      @Monkeylighthouse 2 месяца назад

      ​@@abithefallenhuman921because of the mask

    • @abithefallenhuman921
      @abithefallenhuman921 Месяц назад

      @@Monkeylighthouse riot police wear a mask and can still be identified.
      The fact there isn't a government body, or something similar, making sure spiderman doesn't make things worse for others is the issue he has, and the reason he doesn't mind the X-men, who have Charles Xaviar to keep them in check

  • @simulacra7885
    @simulacra7885 3 месяца назад +253

    19:22 Huggbees went from the earth to the moon in 90 frames or 1.5 seconds, which means he was traveling at 85.4974325% the speed of light.

    • @Galamoth06
      @Galamoth06 3 месяца назад +7

      Nice. I thought it took light around 5 seconds or so to reach the moon from Earth, guess it's a little quicker than that.

    • @KrazyKyle-ij9vb
      @KrazyKyle-ij9vb 3 месяца назад +10

      And most importantly...
      It was funny

    • @StarkMaximum
      @StarkMaximum 3 месяца назад +4

      He can just do that.

    • @thehouserbunch4818
      @thehouserbunch4818 3 месяца назад +4

      FELLOW POWERSCALER SPOTTED

    • @TheLandBeyond_Productions
      @TheLandBeyond_Productions Месяц назад

      Happens sometimes

  • @GPismymom
    @GPismymom 3 месяца назад +55

    I love Solidjjs superman voice, I was pretty confused at first because I thought you were just extremely good at mimicking the same

  • @somedudewithakeyboard5388
    @somedudewithakeyboard5388 3 месяца назад +855

    I love and hate that the Silver Age of Superman can basically be summarized as:
    "You know that character created to embody the inner hope for a better tomorrow that every human has? The one that presents us with an idealized idol to strive towards, that shows us the truest essence of kindness, compassion, endless love, and a true reverence for the lives of all humans? Yeah. Let's have him act like what edgy 14 year olds THINK Captain America would act like"

    • @stevepensando2593
      @stevepensando2593 3 месяца назад +79

      Silver Age covers Superman was the original Homelander

    • @AidanDaGreat
      @AidanDaGreat 3 месяца назад +37

      Normalize being a good person.

    • @thecaptain6520
      @thecaptain6520 3 месяца назад +8

      ​@@AidanDaGreatnever

    • @AidanDaGreat
      @AidanDaGreat 3 месяца назад +6

      @@thecaptain6520 uno reverse

    • @leviticusprime4904
      @leviticusprime4904 3 месяца назад +9

      @@thecaptain6520your the exception Blackbeard

  • @MasterLumie
    @MasterLumie 3 месяца назад +71

    Superman literally tossing babies into a fire
    "Wait Superman! Those are babies! You can't kill babies!"
    "I have to kill these babies...for America!"
    "We'll never be able to have a family!"
    Plot: Toyman releases a new line of realistic baby dolls that make people think they are actual babies so he can collect all the alimony from every US Citizen, Superman rounds up all the realistic baby dolls and incinerates them, much to the horror of the Republican party. After destroying them, the hypnotism wears off, Toyman is sent to baby jail, and Lois pines for at least 2 1/2 children in a nuclear family scenario with her beloved baby killing alien superhero

    • @bibblyboing
      @bibblyboing Месяц назад

      Much to the horror of the Republican Party? As long as those babies were already born they no longer give a shit

  • @BaniTheBun
    @BaniTheBun 3 месяца назад +1023

    The SolidJJ jumpscare made me think I accidentally switched to a different video

    • @Mr_Edward_Nigma
      @Mr_Edward_Nigma 3 месяца назад +121

      I noticed the voices the second they appear, I questioned if Superman was somehow voiced by huggbees for a moment, but then the other voices appeared and it fully clicked.

    • @The_Sharktocrab
      @The_Sharktocrab 3 месяца назад +122

      Huggbees was snowflame in a jj video so its the completion of the prophecy

    • @kermitgotthesickkicks4265
      @kermitgotthesickkicks4265 3 месяца назад +17

      The Prophecy has bren completed

    • @AMan-xz7tx
      @AMan-xz7tx 3 месяца назад +22

      @@The_Sharktocrab The moment I heard Mr. H. Bees' voice in a Solidjj video I knew, somehow, somewhere, a collaborative video between the two for this channel was on the way... of course it was going to be something about how stupid old comics were

    • @The_Sharktocrab
      @The_Sharktocrab 3 месяца назад +1

      @@AMan-xz7tx I expected this to be a "from the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh" joke

  • @random-productions1837
    @random-productions1837 3 месяца назад +119

    Expectation: Superman gets irrationally scared of water and the whole city almost dies of thirst (or I guess superman saving everyone from the poisoned water supply)
    Reality: The whole city gets irrationally scared of water and superman pulls an all-nighter beating up a crazy dude

  • @Metal_Maoist
    @Metal_Maoist 3 месяца назад +567

    Jimmy Olsen isn't actually being racist there, a "junk" is just a type of chinese sailing ship

    • @silentdrew7636
      @silentdrew7636 3 месяца назад +29

      I was about to come in and say this. Not only a type of ship, but the mainstay of Zheng He's treasure fleet and one of the most advanced wooden ships ever made.

  • @emeraldkoala2
    @emeraldkoala2 3 месяца назад +35

    That Brave And The Bold "Superdickery" episode was one of my favourites, and honestly the series as a whole is too. Always glad to see some appreciation for it.

  • @Dwarfshark2000
    @Dwarfshark2000 3 месяца назад +750

    Huggbees is like a father. Really cool when he is here but away for months at a time.

    • @cake_0078
      @cake_0078 3 месяца назад +20

      Mine was away for 2 years lol

    • @dooper264
      @dooper264 3 месяца назад +32

      @@cake_0078okay show off

    • @dum_potat
      @dum_potat 3 месяца назад

      Huggbees is like a father, he mommed my fuck :(

    • @savageshot3723
      @savageshot3723 3 месяца назад

      ​@@cake_0078Yeah well mine died. kick rocks NERD

    • @justsomebritishdude
      @justsomebritishdude 3 месяца назад +9

      ​​@@cake_0078lucky, wish I was in your shoes

  • @cosmicmuse2195
    @cosmicmuse2195 3 месяца назад +60

    The whole "I hope you finished that contract" line is even more funny if you think about the fact he might have put that man back into mine if it wasnt

  • @ivanbluecool
    @ivanbluecool 3 месяца назад +1063

    Surprised superman actually caught Lois lane with her constantly jumping off of the roof. Wish DC did a story where he didn't come in time to show how horrible it is Lois keeps doing this

    • @daraghokane4236
      @daraghokane4236 3 месяца назад +262

      They did once Lois said superman will save me he always does unless hes in space or something. Then Lois is in the hospital and Superman says sorry I was in space.

    • @San-nj8fj
      @San-nj8fj 3 месяца назад +142

      @@halfmettlealchemist8076Just because jumping off rooftops is a hobby of hers in the comics doesn’t mean it isn’t shitty behavior to basically threaten suicide to force someone to reveal their deepest secrets

    • @shinigamijack4208
      @shinigamijack4208 3 месяца назад +75

      ​@halfmettlealchemist8076 Lois sucking as a human being Is pretty common throughout the comics, too. That's one of the things that usually try to scrub from the tv shows.

    • @felixdaniels37
      @felixdaniels37 3 месяца назад +66

      ​@halfmettlealchemist8076
      The thing is, Lois jumping off buildings in the hopes Superman would save her was rarely, if ever, treated as anything more than a joke. Both in the comics and the original movies, whenever she tried pulling that stunt it usually backfired on her, like how instead of Clark saving her, he simply blew her into a tomato truck.
      The fact MAWS unironically used that as a source of drama just shows how hard they missed the point.

    • @realKarlFranz
      @realKarlFranz 3 месяца назад

      ​@felixdaniels37 L take

  • @PantherCat64
    @PantherCat64 3 месяца назад +29

    SolidJJ doing voices in this is one of the best additions to your videos possible.
    I am not exaggerating one bit, it really adds to the ridiculousness of the comics and thus the humor the video

  • @pajamapantsjack5874
    @pajamapantsjack5874 3 месяца назад +1170

    My greatest sadness is I never got to see what Billy Herrington would look like in a Superman outfit. You all know he would’ve looked so cool

    • @AeriDjGk
      @AeriDjGk 3 месяца назад +37

      You're not alone, we all carry that weight. This should be pinned. For Billy.

    • @GrugGangGrugGang
      @GrugGangGrugGang 3 месяца назад +22

      Aniki wrestled all of those guys to protect us.

    • @simonikonnikov
      @simonikonnikov 3 месяца назад +10

      Rest in peace, Billy. You were truly a boss of this gym

    • @PlatinumTuna
      @PlatinumTuna 3 месяца назад +1

      He already looked like a greek god, he'd have pulled a great man of steel.

    • @RodrigoGarcia-ze5em
      @RodrigoGarcia-ze5em 3 месяца назад +1

      During the last years of pre crisis superman existence he started dating lana lang as clark kent and lois lane as superman, the guy literally cheated with both of them.

  • @purplehaze2358
    @purplehaze2358 3 месяца назад +63

    "Rand believes Lois implicitly because he's a dunderhead who thinks seeing his fiance save a waiter from falling over is proof enough to legitimize the supernatural."
    To be fair, in a setting as batshit insane as that of a comic book, do you really need much to convince you the supernatural is real?

    • @TheHutchy01
      @TheHutchy01 2 месяца назад

      In a world where there's a motherfucker who can talk to fish, Superman, a dude who can make magic light holograms from a joke store ring, and the seemly unkillable Joker, it's hardly beyond the realm of possibility.

  • @darthvaderbutwayshittier7054
    @darthvaderbutwayshittier7054 3 месяца назад +290

    Nobody told Huggbees he could've used Wayback Machine to see the original Superd*ckery website, tragic.

    • @evandaymon8303
      @evandaymon8303 3 месяца назад +10

      Wayback machine cant always go back before. He may actually did try that but it probably didn't work or was not able to do so due to time constraints wanting get this video out soon as he can

    • @darthvaderbutwayshittier7054
      @darthvaderbutwayshittier7054 3 месяца назад +1

      @@evandaymon8303 Nah, pretty sure all of the website is on Wayback Machine, I know, cause I tried.

    • @Gattousai
      @Gattousai 3 месяца назад +12

      @@evandaymon8303 I just did it. Didn't take me more than two minutes. What are you talking about?

    • @evandaymon8303
      @evandaymon8303 3 месяца назад +3

      @@Gattousai sometimes it doesn't work all time cant wayback further then what's alreadu recorded. Or maybe he just forgot who cares move on stop making it big deal.

    • @BagOfMagicFood
      @BagOfMagicFood 3 месяца назад

      I remember when Progressive Boink had an article acting all resentful about Superdickery's popularity!

  • @realtec4632
    @realtec4632 3 месяца назад +21

    40:00 @Huggbees I am not sure you know this but Akira Toriyama actually made a sorta selfish super hero whos who thing is getting paid to save lives called CASHMAN. it did pretty well in Shonen JUMP but ended fast because he did it while doing Dragon Ball at the same time.

    • @JodaroKujo
      @JodaroKujo 3 месяца назад

      Oh that midget guy with trunks hair
      Who uses guns

  • @diegorojas8959
    @diegorojas8959 3 месяца назад +104

    I never knew how much i needed the Huggbees/Solid JJ collaboration. It was great to hear Huggbees as Snowflame, love to see SJJ repaying the favor.

    • @Flareguy
      @Flareguy 3 месяца назад +17

      Huggbees has also been catman and the dog from the openhiemer video for solidjj

  • @KhakiCube
    @KhakiCube 3 месяца назад +17

    Superman being a funny little goober is one of my favorite things ever, it makes people finding him boring even more hilarious. Jimmyposting was one of greatest gifts ever given to us.

  • @misterzygarde6431
    @misterzygarde6431 3 месяца назад +50

    2:30 RIP to the Superdickery website. It introduced me to that animation of Mario and Sonic making out

  • @jaxsondav9546
    @jaxsondav9546 3 месяца назад +17

    Superman is really a perfect example of:
    “Superheroes when the world is exploding but it’s not their movie”
    He should be that character that helps in other Character’s stories, comicbooks are very pro world building plus he can be a great supporting character.

  • @brazilian_oak
    @brazilian_oak 3 месяца назад +363

    18:20 There's a kind of boat called "Junk", and given that it's a chinese type of ship and this comic is old as hell, maybe this phrase didn't have malicious intent
    But then again, we're talking about old USA, so maybe it was malicious and I'm a fool

    • @thecaptain6520
      @thecaptain6520 3 месяца назад

      "Superman says:
      *You* can slap a jap with war bonds and stamps!"
      - Action Comics #58

    • @BalroomBlitz715
      @BalroomBlitz715 3 месяца назад +49

      Right, but that carving is absolutely the hull of a junk

    • @endernightblade1958
      @endernightblade1958 3 месяца назад +28

      both? both.

    • @briancoulombe4517
      @briancoulombe4517 3 месяца назад +4

      I was about to chime in with that.

    • @andistansbury4366
      @andistansbury4366 3 месяца назад

      Pasta fasool, you are a fool

  • @abyssalpen9663
    @abyssalpen9663 3 месяца назад +11

    The moment I heard him, I knew it had to be Solidjj doing that Superman voice. Couldn't have better than the both of you in one video. Cheers.

  • @Double-R-Nothing
    @Double-R-Nothing 3 месяца назад +225

    18:17
    There actually is a type of ship made by the Chinese that's known as a Junk. You might have seen it in Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End.

    • @alexthebaker260
      @alexthebaker260 3 месяца назад +4

      Yes I was looking for someone to have said this!

    • @benkersten1705
      @benkersten1705 3 месяца назад +3

      Just unforunate phrasing

  • @villekorhonen824
    @villekorhonen824 3 месяца назад +28

    Talking of weaknesses and clever solutions. There's an comic where superman spends his entire week dressed up as an giant bird in order to scare an talking bird to telling everyone about his secret identity.
    Superman has nothing better to do with his time than wearing bird costume and yelling at a parrot, parrot he is supposed to be taking care of.

  • @BurnieCybers
    @BurnieCybers 3 месяца назад +197

    The first time Superman speaks; “is that…?”
    The second sentence; “IT IS! IT ACTUALLY IS!”

  • @Ryzard
    @Ryzard 3 месяца назад +13

    40:10 - I'm actually sort of amazed that that isn't a comic run or event for Spider-Man, actually.
    Him having to get money for treatment for Aunt may, or whatever, that he can't just freestyle himself.
    Like SIGNIFICANTLY better than the mephisto plot, think of him having to try to come up with money while still fighting crime, on a ticking clock but still having to refuse to steal, even if it's easy, like a money bag just straight up blowing into the air mid robbery - and he has to web it up and return it, even if it was considered lost by that point.
    Is he gonna be bounty hunting?
    Abusing his image to get paid for photoshoots or interviews?
    Turning himself in for the reward or something?
    Neglecting his morals and working at oscorp or whatever for the stupidly high pay, despite knowing his work will be used for profit rather than helping people?
    Hell, you could even end up having that be the catalyst for an identity reveal, or a wedge between him and MJ, having to essentially become a celebrity and use their lives as a show for income.
    Idk, rambling. But I can see so many ways that Peter being GENUINELY DESPERATE for money, not for himself, but for family or friends, would be one of the biggest possible moral tests of his character and drive.
    Batman has the no killing rule, but Spider-Man doubtless would struggle with the seeming upcoming necessity of breaking the law and his own code of ethics that he's beaten and jailed people for.

  • @Galamoth06
    @Galamoth06 3 месяца назад +49

    It looks like the old man was partway through magically changing into his evil sea king costume, and the boots happen to look just like Aquaman's footwear.

  • @princeshadow13
    @princeshadow13 3 месяца назад +12

    "Superman, surely you aren't going to accept that money"
    "Lois, I have bills to pay, do you know how expensive cleaning blood and mud off of spandex? Or even having an apartment that's zoned for flying?"

  • @PaperbagBagpaper
    @PaperbagBagpaper 3 месяца назад +123

    Ya know there’s a robot chicken skit about Lois sending Clark back in time to remind her about pointless stuff, he then meets himself while time traveling and realizes he’s shitty relationship… it ends with them putting her while she’s in her car in a pit of quicksand, boop boop boop boop boop boop Superman!

    • @evandaymon8303
      @evandaymon8303 3 месяца назад +3

      Yea and there's another i recall vaguely where they actually did make superman a dick to everyone around him but he goes with that same catchphrase you said.
      Wait yea i look it up. It was one where he gave his powers up to many lovers that was one i was thinking of one of them was batman

  • @runeanonymous9760
    @runeanonymous9760 3 месяца назад +29

    It probably wouldn’t’ve taken much longer if Clark just did the money thing as a sort of a side-thing; he saves the miner but then demands money for fixing the mine, he can do all that extra stuff because he takes a vacation as Clark Kent, he cashes in on bounties- basically he still does Superman stuff, but he does money stuff instead of his Clark Kent stuff

  • @Nothingtotheleft
    @Nothingtotheleft 3 месяца назад +112

    Solid JJ being Superman in this brings a big grin on my face.
    I don't know how to fix my face now, it's kind of stuck like this, I'll give whoever can send me an ambulance 20 bucks because that's all i have

    • @andistansbury4366
      @andistansbury4366 3 месяца назад +3

      *_✨✨Lightspeed Face Massage✨✨_*

    • @halogeek6
      @halogeek6 3 месяца назад

      yeahhhhh..... you dont want that ambulance. most of us are american. and you only got 20 bucks. you cant afford to look at an ambulance let alone have one come to your aid.

    • @Nothingtotheleft
      @Nothingtotheleft 3 месяца назад

      @@halogeek6 No no, I'll pay my medical bills through my arousing charm and physique, trust. : )

    • @markusmac8230
      @markusmac8230 3 месяца назад

      As soon as I heard that voice I'm like... It's him it's the guy

    • @Iamasimplecreature
      @Iamasimplecreature 3 месяца назад

      Wow 20 bucks! As an American that will pay for 1/10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000th of my hospital bills!

  • @Superc0ol3picguy
    @Superc0ol3picguy 3 месяца назад +8

    My dad is a Superman STAN like two shelves of merch including kids toys, pencils, and travel napkins kind of stan. I can’t believe I never once thought “I wonder why Superman is being a dick in like so many of these covers??”
    He also mostly only has the ones where he’s abusing Batman.

    • @notabot9635
      @notabot9635 3 месяца назад

      I wonder his opinion of Batman than:)
      Also sounds like a valuable collection and a great comic fan. I wonder if he fell in love with Superman from the films or just something else he probably treasure.

  • @cheese4870
    @cheese4870 3 месяца назад +173

    25 seconds in and he's already insulted us. It's like a warm hug.

  • @Our_Remedy
    @Our_Remedy 3 месяца назад +8

    19:46 Pufferfish don't even inflate themselves with air, they fill themselves with water.

  • @SkyEcho751
    @SkyEcho751 3 месяца назад +20

    40:40 Okay, unironically I do think Superman was entitled to the cash reward. Like the plot was bad, but I'd love it if you actually explored a story where the US government, whether just a city or the country as a whole, began paying superheroes for the bounties on criminals, Super or Not.

  • @theworldmushroom2581
    @theworldmushroom2581 3 месяца назад +28

    Old enough to remember the thumbnail being superman melring a kids icecream while autographing a page with loser

  • @POTATOEMPN
    @POTATOEMPN 3 месяца назад +215

    I will defend this by about 10%. You have to remember that when a lot of these comics were coming out they were being written for people that were semi-illiterate. So the stories had to be simple and they had to literally spell everything off for everyone because if not they would have no fucking clue what was the happening. They actually used to get a lot of letters about it. So they had to dumb everything down.
    They just never stopped.

    • @dracocrusher
      @dracocrusher 3 месяца назад +38

      God, we've improved so much since the 50s. I mean, I know that's obvious, but holy shit, we really take our public education system for granted!

    • @robertschnobert9090
      @robertschnobert9090 3 месяца назад

      Did you say public school system? Excuse me, the correct name is COMMUNIST school system! Certain services like education and car infrastructure cannnot be in control of a public authority in capitalism. 🌈 ​@@dracocrusher

    • @thecaptain6520
      @thecaptain6520 3 месяца назад +22

      The problem is that if they stop dumbing things down, then they'll start getting angry letters from the semi-illiterate gang

    • @charlesbradshaw5183
      @charlesbradshaw5183 3 месяца назад +26

      Yeah basically up until like, the 50s or early 60s having an education was considered like, a privilege for most people.

    • @Aldenfenris
      @Aldenfenris 3 месяца назад +15

      @@thecaptain6520 Hah, reminds me of the simpsons, with lisa protesting to skinner about making the school more challenging, but then he says he'd have to deal with the dumb students protesting to him, frowning in a vague attempt to understand the situation

  • @susannahmitchell5558
    @susannahmitchell5558 3 месяца назад +17

    59:41 “Superman’s turned into a real di-fferent person.” 😂

  • @BlueUpAbove
    @BlueUpAbove 3 месяца назад +33

    the timing couldn't be better, I was watching Solid JJ's with you in it ong

  • @Dude-vq3oe
    @Dude-vq3oe 3 месяца назад +4

    It took me a while to notice that Solidjj was voicing Superman! I thought that was just you putting on a different voice!

  • @greencomet2011
    @greencomet2011 3 месяца назад +35

    "I don't know how you could ever be depressed when you have heat vision"
    You could probably ask that question to Homelander.

  • @nathangamble125
    @nathangamble125 3 месяца назад +18

    Puffer fish don't inflate with air though, they inflate with water. Where would the air come from?

    • @KWBR1123
      @KWBR1123 3 месяца назад +3

      The atmosphere abviously/j

  • @MatecaCorp
    @MatecaCorp 3 месяца назад +42

    My favorite part of the video was Huggbees not knowing what a Junk is

  • @thekraken2419
    @thekraken2419 3 месяца назад +11

    3:20 turned it back to 1x speed for getting so called out

    • @TheLuckySpades
      @TheLuckySpades 3 месяца назад +1

      Turned it up to 2x since that reminded me I forgot to turn it back after watching a few music videos

  • @spud7234
    @spud7234 3 месяца назад +171

    3:08
    As a certified x2 enjoyer, try to catch me, I'm too fast to he stopped, don't push me into breaking out the x4 plug-in huggbees, I'm the Usain bolt of video essays.

    • @FivePebbles-e8s
      @FivePebbles-e8s 3 месяца назад +8

      Dear god…

    • @JimTerry-rw9pv
      @JimTerry-rw9pv 3 месяца назад +9

      He's too powerfull quickly get a freeze ray to trip up this speedster

    • @NottSaying
      @NottSaying 3 месяца назад +13

      @@FivePebbles-e8s there's more. Spud isn't alone. All across the world are those of us with this power. While you waste your life away watching unnecessarily long videos, we are out here imprinting that knowledge straight into our brains. In a few years, we can achieve light-speed understanding of concepts, and solve every problem on the planet single-handedly. Cower in fear, for we will not stop.

    • @FivePebbles-e8s
      @FivePebbles-e8s 3 месяца назад +3

      @@NottSaying *terrified screaming intensifies*

    • @RoseLexThorne
      @RoseLexThorne 3 месяца назад +10

      You people are why I watch every video on .25 speed.
      Twice.

  • @Haispawner
    @Haispawner 3 месяца назад +3

    25:31 Proteus is in fact a minor god of ancient greece whose only described ability was seeing the future and being a shapeshifter who will avoid capture at all costs and will only reveal the future to those who can capture him.
    Also he is described as "old man of the sea" in Homer's writings but so are others. They took a lot of creative liberties with this comic version but he is the Snowflame of the Sea so I gotta love him, *and* he actually shapeshifted!

  • @calliesayshai
    @calliesayshai 3 месяца назад +9

    I saw that BATB episode you mentioned while binging the series after I saw your Superman Clickbait video. I was able to appreciate the reference because of you.

  • @RileyE.
    @RileyE. 3 месяца назад +4

    Been a Batman guy most of my life recently gotten into Superman. Best silly silver-age stuff was the mini Superman he shot out of his hand, and lil Superman was getting all the glory so big Superman plots to kill him but the little guy gives up his life to save the day and supes is like “aweh man a true hero that guy”
    But my favorite has been the radio plays. Superman fighting a random gorilla and chasing an “auto-gyro” are a couple of his best.

  • @d0rryx274
    @d0rryx274 3 месяца назад +20

    The SolidJJ superman impression can't be replaced its too good.

  • @AlexPastGrey
    @AlexPastGrey 3 месяца назад +5

    Hearing Solid JJ without the voice filter feels illegal

  • @journeydat_boi2961
    @journeydat_boi2961 3 месяца назад +165

    Superman for some reason murders a lot of people while Batman shows us you don't have to kill. Solidjj got it all on the nose 😂

    • @kameronhall4448
      @kameronhall4448 3 месяца назад +8

      Hey it's not his fault the only things that can reasonably challenge him are gods

    • @oopdascoop
      @oopdascoop 3 месяца назад

      Or rocks​@@kameronhall4448

    • @jamalwalker04
      @jamalwalker04 3 месяца назад +18

      To be fair Batman should probably kill some of his villains

    • @no-lifenoah7861
      @no-lifenoah7861 3 месяца назад +6

      @@jamalwalker04 The only thing _separating_ Batman from his villains is the fact he doesn't kill anybody. Batman's a lonely and rich costumed lunatic and the only reason his antics *aren't* considered a problem is that he actively tries to prevent death and destruction instead of being ambivalent to it.

    • @Weldedhodag
      @Weldedhodag 3 месяца назад +5

      @@jamalwalker04 considering batman is just as insane as his villains, he's likely afraid of the idea that if he kills he'll wind up being no better than them. Slippery Slope sorta thing

  • @LakesideTrey
    @LakesideTrey 2 месяца назад +4

    41:15 An oversupply of diamonds and precious metals driving down the price would be a good thing, as the industries are exploitative and environmentally harmful.
    Additionally, everyone working those industries would be freed up to add productivity to other fields.
    Superman is restraining himself to protect a status quo of child slavery diamond mines.

  • @EnigmaticGentleman
    @EnigmaticGentleman 3 месяца назад +25

    You know, this popped up in my notifications at the same time as a media critique regarding abuse in hollywoo. I think we all know which video is more important.

  • @Romashka_Sov
    @Romashka_Sov 3 месяца назад +4

    7:45 after hearing Huggbees'es voice in a Solidjj skit, this is to be expected, yet it caught me off guard

  • @ivanbluecool
    @ivanbluecool 3 месяца назад +286

    Batman with other people's girlfriends:

    • @mattgroening8872
      @mattgroening8872 3 месяца назад +4

      You’re the guy who’s always one of the top comments on shady doorag’s videos

    • @andresrodrz
      @andresrodrz 3 месяца назад

      Batman banging a girl who is 20 years younger than him that also happens to be the girlfriend/ex-girlfriend of his adoptive son:

  • @Hawkatana
    @Hawkatana 3 месяца назад +3

    Watching Huggbees' hands in the reflection of his sunglasses is a mesmerising experience.

  • @gabecornett8185
    @gabecornett8185 3 месяца назад +8

    Watched this entire video at 2x out of spite
    Ok just found out it affects retention time metrics will watch a second time at .25 speed

  • @oneofthesilliesoutthere
    @oneofthesilliesoutthere 3 месяца назад +6

    "wheeeeeeeeeeeee!!! i love flying!!!!" *falls through a roof and starts talking about how long its been since he talked about a man who wears blue and red*
    best intro ever

  • @Streetcleanergaming
    @Streetcleanergaming 3 месяца назад +8

    20:45 YOOOO ITS THE BEST PLANE EVER MADE the borzoi supersonic jet bomber is peak plane design

  • @thatguyintherain3168
    @thatguyintherain3168 3 месяца назад +3

    The Solid JJ crew being here for the voice acting is all I need to be happy

  • @adognamedcat13
    @adognamedcat13 3 месяца назад +34

    18:10 I don't wanna be an "Umm Actually Guy", but a Junk is a type of Chinese sailboat.

  • @endarkculi
    @endarkculi 3 месяца назад +1

    Great Caesar's Ghost, a Brave and the Bold recommendation at the end! I loved that series! Though I think there was at least one episode of that series that did try some genuine Bat-dickery, with a Death Race that Batman and Green Arrow seemed oddly willing to compete and unalive each other in.

  • @the.dirt.man.
    @the.dirt.man. 3 месяца назад +5

    Finally. Another huggbees video containing hours of visual editing, which I will exclusively listen to while doing chores or going to sleep

  • @EmiiLin1
    @EmiiLin1 3 месяца назад +20

    No wonder why back then people considered a person reading comic books "A nerd" just hearing all these stuff make me feel like a bully in 1980s

  • @homemadecringeycontent6363
    @homemadecringeycontent6363 3 месяца назад +24

    Huggbees in a cape is something I never knew I needed
    Edit: hope you escape the Reds, Mr. Huggbees

  • @adelalharbi9286
    @adelalharbi9286 3 месяца назад +3

    i want an entire 1 hour loop of huggbees flying through the sky making the wees and the woos like a small child in a rollercoster

  • @FetusDeletus_E
    @FetusDeletus_E 3 месяца назад +32

    Old man of the sea, the only villain that could leave the joker traumatized

  • @VerdaTal
    @VerdaTal 2 месяца назад +2

    I love the fact that they thought Puffer Fish somehow just magically generate air, as opposed to, oh, I don't know... swelling with water.

  • @UneasyOkapia
    @UneasyOkapia 3 месяца назад +24

    Father, please, we are starving. Feed us. The food supply had been depleted in the basement

  • @dreamwanderer5791
    @dreamwanderer5791 3 месяца назад +4

    Honestly I'd be here for more Brave and the Bold praise. It's genuinely top tier comic nonsense, and is just a fun love letter to the Silver Age.

  • @clan_houltz
    @clan_houltz 3 месяца назад +132

    when she hugg on my bees till i super

    • @cav.ヸ
      @cav.ヸ 3 месяца назад +17

      she hugged a bee and fucking died

    • @TerrytortoisethegreatAtuin
      @TerrytortoisethegreatAtuin 3 месяца назад +1

      ​@@cav.ヸhow do you die from a bee lol

    • @PIXELLLZZZ
      @PIXELLLZZZ 3 месяца назад +9

      @@TerrytortoisethegreatAtuinalgrieinsws

    • @PIXELLLZZZ
      @PIXELLLZZZ 3 месяца назад +9

      @@TerrytortoisethegreatAtuinallegstoes

    • @PIXELLLZZZ
      @PIXELLLZZZ 3 месяца назад +10

      @@TerrytortoisethegreatAtuinallergeis

  • @Serophth
    @Serophth 3 месяца назад +6

    So like…………….………………………………………………….…………………………………….…………………………, are we not gonna acknowledge the Thumbnail changing twice?

  • @SWISS-1337
    @SWISS-1337 3 месяца назад +11

    24:58 - Seaking the pokémon. The true ruler of the oceans.

    • @funnyman-the-man
      @funnyman-the-man 3 месяца назад +1

      Seaking recognition 🔥🔥🔥🐟🐟

    • @Galamoth06
      @Galamoth06 3 месяца назад +1

      Kyogre and Wailord are crying in the corner

  • @SnobbyBird_
    @SnobbyBird_ 3 месяца назад +4

    I’m a titanic buff and seeing it sink with the bow up is killing me much more than it should

  • @armandbier2502
    @armandbier2502 3 месяца назад +7

    I appreciate the jump in editing quality

  • @elsternix
    @elsternix Месяц назад +2

    2:14 "This entire concept of Superman pissing the audience off for sales is known around the internet as... *ADVERTISING* "

  • @animesjogoseseriesclassica8282
    @animesjogoseseriesclassica8282 3 месяца назад +8

    They should make a cartoon animating just the craziest comics ever made. Call it something like Silver Age Madness.

  • @elfin304
    @elfin304 3 месяца назад +2

    The elicit euphoria that flooded through my veins when I heard SolidJJ's voice is indescribable 😫😫😫

  • @lynx4082
    @lynx4082 3 месяца назад +9

    Why'd you call me out like that for watching on 2x speed Huggbees what the hell man

  • @danmar007
    @danmar007 3 месяца назад +5

    Whatever you are, you may as well be super at it. Superman, Supergirl, Superannuation, Supermacy, oops that's supremacy, Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious, Superbad, Super is ready ....

  • @DrNarhwal
    @DrNarhwal 3 месяца назад +20

    I opened the video, saw within a minute that I wasn't subscribed to Huggbees, thought "well that's stupid", and subscribed.

    • @CherryHotSauce
      @CherryHotSauce 3 месяца назад +1

      youtube probably unsubbed you it does that to me constantly

  • @justsomejerseydevilwithint4606
    @justsomejerseydevilwithint4606 2 месяца назад +2

    21:45 So in DC Comics, Moby Dick canonically swallowed Jonah?

  • @Someguyfromtheinternet36
    @Someguyfromtheinternet36 3 месяца назад +33

    Entirety of Injustice of definitely didn't help the Man of Steel either. I wouldn't be surprised if he had the label *Killer of Prositutes* since.. Ya know. *Every part of him is as hard as steel and his pelvic sneeze would probably be like a actual bullet.*
    *I'm asking the real questions.*

  • @craniumssuperburger7749
    @craniumssuperburger7749 3 месяца назад +2

    Huggbees, I'm pretty sure that Superman Seinfeld commercial was a Mandella Effect, you see, Superman says "Look Jerry, what I'm saying isn't rocket science, you can't be seeing a 17 year old when your 38." Than Seinfeld says "Wait a minute! Superman! 17 38?"
    🎶 I'M LIKE HEY WHATS UP HELLO

  • @carrotswordgaming3483
    @carrotswordgaming3483 3 месяца назад +7

    8:49 "It's a canon event, bro"

  • @schultzkids3295
    @schultzkids3295 Месяц назад +1

    I loved that solid JJ plays as Superman this is the perfect candidate for this position!

  • @screenspelunkers1026
    @screenspelunkers1026 3 месяца назад +7

    That printing error was probably the old man mid shape shifting.