Roasting Every Super Smash Bros. Character

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  • Опубликовано: 5 янв 2025

Комментарии • 6 тыс.

  • @seankurkjian4096
    @seankurkjian4096 Год назад +7224

    Either the timeline is broken or Huggbees is going to rant about Ice Climbers for almost 80 minutes...which I really wouldn't put past him.

  • @mew1529
    @mew1529 Год назад +3548

    I love how he goes into detail and insults you instead of saying a cringy one-liner for every character like other RUclipsrs.

    • @lowlydovahkiin8084
      @lowlydovahkiin8084 Год назад +193

      Why do ya think he's successful on this platform?

    • @waffler-yz3gw
      @waffler-yz3gw Год назад +124

      @@lowlydovahkiin8084 yrou'e*

    • @Trollfeeder1234
      @Trollfeeder1234 Год назад +10

      Simon and richtor players-

    • @dez87
      @dez87 Год назад +24

      Nah it's inconsistent because he dogs on some characters but goes easy on others.

    • @drewrobinson5562
      @drewrobinson5562 Год назад +79

      "short videos do better on RUclips"
      Hugbee fans watching him just shit on our mains cuz it's top tier content for over an hour

  • @Cramboing
    @Cramboing Год назад +2896

    That Lucas roast was the best "no localization" joke I have ever heard.

    • @LordLicoriceDerp
      @LordLicoriceDerp Год назад +130

      ... FUCK I just got it.

    • @milocrawford5506
      @milocrawford5506 Год назад +20

      I still haven't

    • @Piss_Off_Plz
      @Piss_Off_Plz Год назад +228

      @@milocrawford5506 Mother 3 was never released outside of Japan, so he's speaking Japanese.

    • @PK_Miracle
      @PK_Miracle Год назад +8

      I should've saw it coming

    • @Zuldaar
      @Zuldaar Год назад +22

      There's high chances of it being released on the switch GBA emulator, considering Mother 1 was released on the NES emulator, the game with way less western following and also without a playable character in Smash

  • @Kashcwinpoing
    @Kashcwinpoing 9 месяцев назад +409

    I love how the entirety of the Mewtwo roast is: "My 10 year-old self sucked ass at playing Mewtwo so now i hate him"

    • @moscardon200
      @moscardon200 3 месяца назад +8

      it’s not like melee mewtwo is going to win anymatch

  • @TheOneGuy1111
    @TheOneGuy1111 Год назад +1058

    When he said there was one final character, I expected him to bring up someone and say "This guy's so forgettable most of you didn't realize I skipped him."

  • @Littletoady2595
    @Littletoady2595 Год назад +1403

    Fun fact: Kid Icarus uprising was made after brawl because Sakuri thought that it was weird that pit was only from a NES title

  • @soulcyclone360
    @soulcyclone360 Год назад +1466

    The Sonic segment hit me beyond the emotional level and sent me tumbling into a state of self analysis that threatened my existence as a sentient being.

    • @israelimaldo
      @israelimaldo Год назад +40

      i love this comment so much

    • @stephaniejohnson5361
      @stephaniejohnson5361 Год назад +68

      That roast struck me in a subconcious level

    • @kintgc925
      @kintgc925 Год назад +6

      Same

    • @mistere1247
      @mistere1247 Год назад +17

      Bruh i passed out

    • @VirginStarrrrr
      @VirginStarrrrr Год назад +52

      How do you think it feels hearing about Chris chan again when she literally broke containment today. I feel like she's gonna jump through my window and eat me alive

  • @nobro6971
    @nobro6971 Год назад +477

    I like the Mewtwo’s roast is just “I was bad at smash as a kid”

    • @klashslash6919
      @klashslash6919 5 месяцев назад +9

      Trauma roast

    • @sadlad3821
      @sadlad3821 4 месяца назад +2

      Tbh I had the same issue. Mewtwo was my favorite pokemon when I first got smash and Mewtwo just straight up sucks, especially in ultimate. I've learned to be decent with him but he's just so bad

    • @9DB7Bassman
      @9DB7Bassman День назад

      As a Mewtwo main, skill issue

  • @cthulhurage4580
    @cthulhurage4580 Год назад +608

    I had a buddy who nonironically "mained" random, but the thing was it wasnt just from a fun perspective he made it a point that he picked random because hes "too good" when he gets a chose. Then try his very hardest on any character he got like this was life or death going as far as to research anyone he didnt do good on. Took the fundemental idea of I just wanna play smash and genuinely nuked it to the max.

    • @SoraDonaldGoofy99
      @SoraDonaldGoofy99 Год назад +57

      Your buddy deserves a medal.

    • @cthulhurage4580
      @cthulhurage4580 Год назад +93

      @@SoraDonaldGoofy99 and a kick in the nuts

    • @bellingtoned
      @bellingtoned Год назад +30

      ​@@cthulhurage4580 and a ice pack after that

    • @obviouslykaleb7998
      @obviouslykaleb7998 Год назад +40

      I sympathize with your buddy. I no-lifed Smash Bros and Rivals of Aether a few years ago and got what is, among my close friend group, unbeatable skill. In reality it's probably nowhere near tournament level, but I am the undisputed best of my friends, who are the only people i play Smash with, though I always love playing it with them.
      I find it unfun to win without challenge every round, and they also find it unfun to lose without hope every round; it's a lose-lose scenario. So i change up my characters every round to put myself at a handicap so we can all have fun.
      They've been getting better though, which is awesome to see. I think someday soon they'll be able to go toe-to-toe with me, and I'm excited for that. I know I'm sounding arrogant, but the point is that I understand your friend's position, at least somewhat.

    • @youraveragerobloxkid
      @youraveragerobloxkid Год назад +6

      How do you counter what you can't predict?

  • @Nyahahameha
    @Nyahahameha Год назад +509

    As a Samus main, I will say this: it is very satisfying to randomly use jab one to sock people in the face. Like, she actually punches at eye level for a lot of the cast.

    • @GldnClaw
      @GldnClaw Год назад +18

      I do this:
      Charge up the beam
      Fire a missile
      They either get hit by the missile or dodge
      I unload the beam
      They go flying
      If they get close, I shoulder charge simple as

    • @Nyahahameha
      @Nyahahameha Год назад +14

      @@GldnClaw Advanced strat: jab one, then short hop over them to avoid whatever they mash expecting to be able to interrupt your jab two, and back air. Doesn't work on Tough Guy armor, though.
      I'm also fairly fond of dropping from ledge, double jump, then unload a charge shot then tether back to ledge. They can only punish it if they expect me to do it ahead of time.

    • @XSniper74184
      @XSniper74184 Год назад +2

      I tend to toss out missiles to go in for a dash attack or grab. But then again I am not good at the game so that's probably suboptimal.

    • @phirephenix1347
      @phirephenix1347 Год назад +2

      I usually use charge to either scare/intimidate players into doing less risky things, or as a hard read/punish option, like a roll read

  • @thescarfguy
    @thescarfguy Год назад +804

    Piranha plant is my single favorite addition to the game simply because of how confused everyone got when he was added. I am still laughing four and a half years later

    • @honeysauce5244
      @honeysauce5244 Год назад +42

      Same, I'm literally trash with any other character as well. Mostly because i got used to piranha plant and he ends up being one of the most unique characters in the game.

    • @iamadogguys
      @iamadogguys Год назад +21

      Holy shit it's been 4 1/2 years...

    • @gavinedmundson3527
      @gavinedmundson3527 Год назад +10

      That sounds really unhealthy. You shouldn't be laughing that long

    • @ToastBoastOfficial
      @ToastBoastOfficial Год назад

      @OURO8ORUOindeed. Noice.

    • @eldrichnemo9312
      @eldrichnemo9312 Год назад +6

      Every so often I go back to the reveal video at Nintendo NYC just to watch a dude in the crowd grab his head and do a 360 in response, it's amazing

  • @JoltPK
    @JoltPK Год назад +931

    THE FACT THAT HE HAD TO SPEAK JAPANESE FOR LUCAS 💀💀💀

    • @ashleycatz
      @ashleycatz 11 месяцев назад +45

      "I can't find his parents"

    • @JoltPK
      @JoltPK 11 месяцев назад

      @@ashleycatz 😭

    • @cloosicas
      @cloosicas 11 месяцев назад +34

      I DIED HARDER THAN *Mother 3 Chapter 8*

    • @JoltPK
      @JoltPK 11 месяцев назад +13

      @@cloosicas All we know is pain 😔

    • @Ezoc
      @Ezoc 10 месяцев назад +8

      It never got an English localization....

  • @tonysfreshpepperoni4802
    @tonysfreshpepperoni4802 Год назад +809

    as a sheik main, i love that you didn’t just say “haha low tier can’t kill” and instead decided to rant about the paper cut death machine combos she has, excellent work.

    • @KokonutOil
      @KokonutOil Год назад +15

      Haha low tier can't kill

    • @faashun
      @faashun Год назад +8

      haha low tier can't kill

    • @highdefinition450
      @highdefinition450 Год назад +1

      he, technically

    • @Ellie-uz3tl
      @Ellie-uz3tl Год назад +1

      @@highdefinition450 canonically, yes, in smash bros, no. Idk im confused man (and i main Sheik)

    • @Dhampire1976
      @Dhampire1976 10 месяцев назад +3

      Lmao whoever said sheik is low tier is fucking capping. Even now shes considered S-A tier, and yes I also am a sheik main and I know she has to work for her kills, but she has so many approaches and variety and tech that the low damage output and weak defense is very fair, she's the Chipp Zanuff of smash

  • @MachoMan_Vert
    @MachoMan_Vert Год назад +1003

    I love how Sora sitting there looking sorta dead inside while Huggbee roast the living shit out of his franchise.

    • @Vikiman6667
      @Vikiman6667 Год назад +47

      The editor could just put a moment where the camera faces Sora slowly zooming into him and at the same time the voice of Huggbee becomes harder to hear as more the camera zooms into Sora's face

    • @plantain.1739
      @plantain.1739 Год назад +66

      I like to think that if Sora was in a Wreck it Ralph universe, he would be the celebrity who has severe depression off stage, and shows up drunk to every live appearance.

    • @literalfandomtrashnoseriou1992
      @literalfandomtrashnoseriou1992 Год назад +20

      @@plantain.1739…I hate just how vividly I can see it

    • @Heavy_weapons07
      @Heavy_weapons07 Год назад +3

      He looks like he gonna beat the hell out of him

    • @dez87
      @dez87 Год назад

      He was wrong about gameplay

  • @FanOfMostEverything
    @FanOfMostEverything Год назад +421

    As a Luigi main since Smash 64, I fully recognize, accept, and embrace my nature as you have described it. "Let's have fun and see what happens" is always my attitude when playing Smash.

    • @KariIzumi1
      @KariIzumi1 Год назад +11

      This is the way

    • @aithrasherboi
      @aithrasherboi Год назад

      RANDOM BULLSHIT GO

    • @Japanlover79
      @Japanlover79 Год назад +2

      @@KariIzumi1 Ugandan knuckles is proud

    • @alexanderharrison7421
      @alexanderharrison7421 Год назад +5

      I main 3 Projectile Characters and every one I flip on a dime between "Go away" and "B Button? Never heard of it"
      Truly, a "Let's have fun and see what happens" game style

    • @Its_Thomas_
      @Its_Thomas_ 7 месяцев назад +3

      As a luigi main all I have to say is..... grab

  • @peck_neck97
    @peck_neck97 Год назад +466

    I love how he has nothing to say about King K. Rool and it's literally just Gangplank Galleon because that's all that happens in our heads when we play him

    • @mallow2429
      @mallow2429 6 месяцев назад +7

      Lmao fr. Also my cousins’s friend has the same user name and is really good at smash lol i found that funny

  • @illbeats2260
    @illbeats2260 Год назад +503

    Captain falcon is legit the most genuine character in smash. I don’t even main him but he feels so honest. Even his most bs moves feel super fair and satisfying to land. Plus he has the coolest character design

    • @palkia9063
      @palkia9063 Год назад +11

      I think you need to become a Falcon main

    • @theradiantdehd3997
      @theradiantdehd3997 Год назад +62

      @@palkia9063 Everyone needs to and will inevitably become a Captain Falcon main. And when that day happens we will achieve world peace and Nintendo will release a new F-Zero game to celebrate the achievement. Some say it’s impossible, but it takes one moment to think about Pokémon Go and Animal Crossing to realize that Nintendo controls all human behavior.

    • @palkia9063
      @palkia9063 Год назад +5

      @@theradiantdehd3997 Well said, soldier.

    • @zayeer11
      @zayeer11 Год назад +3

      When I first started the game, I played falcon, and he was way too diffucult 😅 Years later, I main ness and spam ok and fire in elite smash

    • @mlgpuppyman4011
      @mlgpuppyman4011 Год назад +5

      ​@Dumb Blob pfffffffft 😂 hype combos you mean knee and falcon punch

  • @titanictyranitar9571
    @titanictyranitar9571 Год назад +1258

    Honestly the title is an understatement. He doesn't roast these characters, he ANNIHILATES them and the people who play them

    • @viderevero1338
      @viderevero1338 Год назад +84

      Unless of course, you're Captain Falco.

    • @croatianborder2735
      @croatianborder2735 Год назад +48

      Or snake, then he won’t roast you at all

    • @Placeholder93
      @Placeholder93 Год назад +12

      Or random

    • @tatesawyer9165
      @tatesawyer9165 Год назад +8

      or piranha plant

    • @Eliception
      @Eliception Год назад +10

      ​@@tatesawyer9165 No he definitely takes it out on Piranha Plant a bit lmao

  • @kaethesage
    @kaethesage Год назад +309

    I was so surprised when i first learned Samus' "spamus" reputation a few years ago: I've always been a samus main and I've always loved bringing her into close combat- not because she's good at it but her melee combos are so satisfying to pull off- chaining the uppercut blasts into a screw attack is probably the most satisfying combo in the game imo

  • @potato1341
    @potato1341 Год назад +309

    I love how he spends 3 seconds on Terry just to say "he's cool". THREE SECONDS. Terry's just that great he doesn't even get roasted...

    • @Glitchy_evilvic
      @Glitchy_evilvic 11 месяцев назад +18

      Here’s how you roast terry:
      “Are you okay?”

    • @Dhampire1976
      @Dhampire1976 9 месяцев назад +9

      ​@@Glitchy_evilvicthats complimenting him lmfao
      To roast him, simply say "Jeff."

  • @CaptainBlackBread
    @CaptainBlackBread Год назад +738

    That Yoshi take was something else. Really opened my eyes.

    • @frayzard
      @frayzard Год назад +23

      In his defense, side and neutral B are useless most of the time
      we don't have much option but to spam A :((((((
      ...and also yeah the eggs

    • @yoshideyoshis
      @yoshideyoshis Год назад +9

      Tbh i use down B and the right stick a lot

    • @TylerYoshi
      @TylerYoshi Год назад +7

      As a Yoshi... Yes.

    • @Starricane
      @Starricane Год назад +3

      I 100% agreed with it.

    • @bobbycrofts9241
      @bobbycrofts9241 Год назад +11

      As a yoshi player, i feel its criminal that he didnt mention the super armor double jumps or the absolutly broken down air

  • @Radical_SeS
    @Radical_SeS Год назад +575

    As a Ness main I thank you, so, SO, much for not taking the generic “Ness spams lol” route and instead making a roast that was not only accurate, but incredibly hilarious as well.

    • @mdpp9898
      @mdpp9898 Год назад +34

      I play a little bit of Ness at times, and lemme say this: I agree. Ness usually gets the least juicy slander because everyone just goes "hurr durr pk fire spam bad", so seeing someone actually be creative when slandering the Earthbound protag is hella nice.

    • @travanforbes8989
      @travanforbes8989 7 месяцев назад +2

      As someone who used to main Ness, he indeed spams and I'm guilty for spamming

    • @azgaming9291
      @azgaming9291 6 месяцев назад +1

      @@mdpp9898 whats funny is, a decent ness player can also spam up b. He has side b, which isnt even that good and up b for spamming, but the rest of his moveset is fine

  • @tails3927
    @tails3927 Год назад +524

    As a Greninja and a Kirby main, I am shocked, utterly astonished, truly flabbergasted, at how true this is.

    • @Finppa
      @Finppa Год назад +21

      It hurts so much yet I really cannot fire back at him. Dunno about you lot but I'm in a checkmate

    • @jadenpeterson4881
      @jadenpeterson4881 Год назад +26

      I too have mained kirby. I mostly just love spamming air attack combos and memeing my friends with backwards hammers and swallow/spit suicides.

    • @YujiUedaFan
      @YujiUedaFan Год назад +4

      Funny because he still put them under "Good Choice" proving how awful the Lame and FU ranks are.

    • @hmmm2983
      @hmmm2983 Год назад

      good ol' suck and cuck

    • @mouthfulacoque3580
      @mouthfulacoque3580 Год назад +2

      ​@Finppa im annoyed that people are still making naruto references and more so that people just dont know greninja players irl. i feel invisible

  • @midshipman8654
    @midshipman8654 Год назад +120

    “ridley mains would make fantastic monks or homeless people, because they will always be thankful”-
    thats just hits something.

  • @lew1719
    @lew1719 Год назад +516

    As a Terry and Falcon main: I feel safe today.
    And the Palutena rant floored me

    • @transcendentsacredcourage
      @transcendentsacredcourage Год назад

      Palutena comes across as an uppity bitch and vanilla as hell. I thought I'd main as her, but her personality and moveset just isn't for me. Pyra and Mythra all day. ❤
      Edit: Palatine's Guidance is just a corny version of Snake's Codec Calls.

    • @cloudlion1610
      @cloudlion1610 Год назад +22

      It's accurate, I am tired of seeing her

    • @LoominousShroominous
      @LoominousShroominous Год назад +1

      L mains

    • @cloudlion1610
      @cloudlion1610 Год назад +2

      @@LoominousShroominous Which mains are you calling L?

    • @sagenebula7120
      @sagenebula7120 Год назад +17

      I only dislike fighting her because all her air moves are very safe and beat out most characters moves

  • @SuperIsaiah
    @SuperIsaiah Год назад +572

    As a Dedede main, I can confirm, we literally only play him for the crouch animation.
    And it's worth it

    • @ndartehkewl1282
      @ndartehkewl1282 Год назад +27

      Indeed I don't care if everyone hates me for using him my undying love for him from the subspace emissary and kirby series as a whole is the life support I need to keep playing as him even if he kinda sucks ass

    • @KrazyKyle-ij9vb
      @KrazyKyle-ij9vb Год назад +22

      I don't even main Dedede, I just think he's fun to mess with and-
      yeah it's the crouch

    • @JvoltTheDumbStupidBall
      @JvoltTheDumbStupidBall Год назад +11

      Thats why i picked him at first but then i played him for too long and forgot how to play literally any other character well, hes fun though

    • @PurplestCatalyst64
      @PurplestCatalyst64 Год назад +12

      I play because he’s (in my crappy opinion) a goofy heavy weight. He’s got the funniest faces, and despite being slower than a controller filled with molasses, he wallops HARD

    • @SolarFlairIsBestPony
      @SolarFlairIsBestPony Год назад +9

      I'ma give all your Dedede mains a treat. If you haven't seen it watch the Kirby: Right Back At Ya! show. Some of the voices in it are great and that definitely includes Dedede. The lines are over the top silly too frequently.

  • @Celon549
    @Celon549 Год назад +519

    As a Dedede main with crippling self doubt, that "settle for something comfortably safe and much easier to fix when you fuck up" cuts pretty damn deep.
    Also, the "you're a Donkey Kong player without any balls" bit is incredibly accurate, since there's been plenty of times where I've gotten drunk and absolutely smoked people with DK. I don't have that same ability when I'm sober because I don't have any balls when I'm sober.

    • @TheHippyProductions
      @TheHippyProductions Год назад +25

      I feel you dude Ive been trashed on rum and just decimated in shooters because I gave 0 fucks and my monkey brain muscle memory took over

    • @Colorstormfur
      @Colorstormfur Год назад +6

      Its funny when he started talking about Luigi saying all the players are goofy and random as hell in reality...I have been told that so many times by people and its bonkers that it took him talking about Luigi in smash

    • @joe_mama_5911
      @joe_mama_5911 11 месяцев назад +4

      When he brought up the psychological "thinking you're funny by annoying everyone" bit and the "Everyone groans when they hear DeDeDe" I felt so targeted....

    • @Pixelusually
      @Pixelusually 6 месяцев назад +1

      So dedede is sober donkey kong

  • @xanosghoul
    @xanosghoul 9 месяцев назад +9

    12:22 I like Bowser because he's Bowser and he can do a spinny he's a good dad and the man is respectable.

    • @CapLikesIceCream
      @CapLikesIceCream 7 месяцев назад +1

      In the game his super armor is awesome and multiple of his moves are very strong (coming from a bowser main btw) also giga bowser, enough said

  • @SalaComMander
    @SalaComMander Год назад +123

    I was watching the Sonic part, wondering "Where are you going with this?"
    "And the fact you know everything I said is only the tip of the iceberg"
    Goddammit...

  • @YourRulerKingDedede
    @YourRulerKingDedede Год назад +889

    You know it personal when he spends a good minute on each fighter

    • @Real_Micah_Bell
      @Real_Micah_Bell Год назад +26

      My salted slugs served with caviar is better then hugbees’ salted slugs served with caviar

    • @transcendentsacredcourage
      @transcendentsacredcourage Год назад +17

      He roasted the shit out of Palutena. And rightly so.

    • @concerningindividual
      @concerningindividual Год назад +6

      @@transcendentsacredcourage At least Palutena is a character that many can happily play with just one hand.

    • @dez87
      @dez87 Год назад +8

      ​@@transcendentsacredcourageno palutena bis a cool character in uprising

    • @murilosampaio1264
      @murilosampaio1264 11 месяцев назад

      ​@@dez87Not

  • @EPIKGAMR5000
    @EPIKGAMR5000 Год назад +500

    As a Captain Falcon player, this pleases me immensely.

    • @meethepie
      @meethepie Год назад +33

      alright I'll play bad cop lmao
      Captain Falcon is hype but not as hype as Falcon upplayers say he is. Knee hasn't been an interesting move for 2 decades, and fishing for stomp knee 10 times in 30 seconds isn't an interesting play style. Also, Falcon players tend to either be pretty cool people, or the cringiest attention-hungry mofos out there that only play him because others think he's hype, there's no in between.
      That being said love y'all ❤

    • @marrqi7wini54
      @marrqi7wini54 Год назад +11

      ​@@CaptainCFalcon
      Now if only you got a new game. 😆

    • @CaptainCFalcon
      @CaptainCFalcon Год назад +1

      @@marrqi7wini54...

    • @CoolerGuy121
      @CoolerGuy121 Год назад +3

      People who disagree are going to catch a Falcone knee.

    • @damienwallace9493
      @damienwallace9493 Год назад +2

      Damn your so cool

  • @thezinogre9197
    @thezinogre9197 Год назад +160

    At some point this devolved from roasting players to roasting the characters that got in

    • @SLZABBJNGO
      @SLZABBJNGO 5 месяцев назад +2

      I was thinking exactly that, but making fun of a character itself could also be a middle finger to the players who like them

  • @brucculi349
    @brucculi349 Год назад +307

    “If you’re an Incineroar main, you’d be a Lucario or Wolf if you weren’t such a bottom.”
    Damn okay don’t have to call me out like that.

    • @bananagaming2986
      @bananagaming2986 Год назад +6

      he called me out too
      like how does he know??

    • @Tree-Man_gdi
      @Tree-Man_gdi Год назад +12

      He knows all things. Huggbees is simply an ascended being of pure omnipotence.

    • @bananagaming2986
      @bananagaming2986 Год назад +3

      @@Tree-Man_gdi Ah, makes sense.

    • @evil_bratwurst
      @evil_bratwurst Год назад +3

      Same bro 😭

    • @ourfastestfox1481
      @ourfastestfox1481 Год назад +2

      I'd be a Fox main but okay. I also like how he spends 3 minutes talking about the pokemon franchise and praising Incinaroar before spending 2.5 seconds calling us out like that.

  • @AngryWorkman
    @AngryWorkman Год назад +162

    Huggbees content is the equivalent of playing Duke Nukem, The Stanley Parable and Elden Ring all at once.

    • @gossamergossamer1930
      @gossamergossamer1930 Год назад +2

      It means that Huggbees content is the equivalent of playing Duke Nukem, The Stanley Parable, and Eldin Ring all at once, duh.

  • @Anton-de5vu
    @Anton-de5vu Год назад +357

    For those who don’t know anything about yakuza, majima has a habit of showing up out of absolutely nowhere

    • @SolarFlairIsBestPony
      @SolarFlairIsBestPony Год назад +11

      He's also a wacko in the best way. After Yakuza 0 that is.

    • @PoppySquidJr
      @PoppySquidJr Год назад +18

      I do have to say I strongly disagree with the assumption that he'd be able to hit women where Kiryu wouldn't though, seems pretty clear he has an equivalent level of himbo chivalry deeply rooted within

    • @Snickersnek
      @Snickersnek Год назад +18

      Each one of his stage entrances should imply he blundered into a fight and has no idea how he got there. Even at the victory screen he's "Who just said my name? Oh- we're applauding me?"
      Even his character selection should look off, just to suggest that Majima was never invited and has just wound up here by accident and decided to throw hands when he saw a fight going down between wrestling dogs and magic swordsmen

    • @okaythensure
      @okaythensure Год назад

      ​@@PoppySquidJr Yakuza 5

    • @PoppySquidJr
      @PoppySquidJr Год назад +1

      @@okaythensure I mean yeah sure, but that's a rather specific situation with a lot of *very* specific emotional intensity. A little different from the "casually fighting women" thing that the actual issue in reference is

  • @ChipDrewPog
    @ChipDrewPog 5 месяцев назад +58

    8:36 Luigi main here, can confirm. The ADHD has made me into god's silliest soldier and enabled me to kill any mind readers in a 60ft radius by flashbanging them with a barrage of looping goofiness.

    • @Krillianaire
      @Krillianaire 9 дней назад

      Ok as someone who also has ADHD I chuckled HARD at this and I will steal it

  • @gamingman1027
    @gamingman1027 Год назад +537

    As a Terry main, I don’t know whether to feel good or disappointed that my main wasn’t roasted.

  • @ALEMATIONS05
    @ALEMATIONS05 Год назад +619

    Can we just appreciate that huggbees admitted to playing hentai games. It takes some serious balls to admit to something like that

    • @gibus7253
      @gibus7253 Год назад +108

      My man literally made a playlist about playing rule 34 games a while ago lmao

    • @maxhadanidea
      @maxhadanidea Год назад +5

      timestamp?

    • @ALEMATIONS05
      @ALEMATIONS05 Год назад +27

      1:40:10

    • @CoralCopperHead
      @CoralCopperHead Год назад +22

      Today I learned that realizing other people's opinions about you are entirely worthless equals having "serious balls." Someone wants to get mad butthurt that someone else likes something they don't, that's a "them" problem, not a "me" problem.

    • @horsepowerenthusiast6933
      @horsepowerenthusiast6933 Год назад +5

      Wonder if he ever comes across to the ultimate hentai game?

  • @ectofriend
    @ectofriend Год назад +135

    As a Terry main, I feel so validated. I've needed someone to say that for years. Thank you.

  • @Dergy
    @Dergy Год назад +87

    As a Kirby main I can vouch for everything you said about him. The 'never grabbing' part hit so hard

    • @MrJavidac
      @MrJavidac Год назад +3

      Also kirby main here, hes fuckin spot on 😅

    • @Beesiess
      @Beesiess 11 месяцев назад +2

      another kirby main here
      i absolutely agree lol

    • @mochii_draws
      @mochii_draws 7 месяцев назад +1

      not really for me a common kirby combo starter uses grab

    • @jrpoyo
      @jrpoyo 6 месяцев назад

      real except grabs, grabs and tilts are my only engagement tactics 🤞

  • @tridentgreen3346
    @tridentgreen3346 Год назад +248

    As a Greninja main, I nearly blew out my eardrums laughing at the part about me being myself being the greatest threat to myself.

    • @Your-Least-Favorite-Stranger
      @Your-Least-Favorite-Stranger Год назад +7

      Remember: Being unique does not mean you are remotely useful.

    • @shuruff904
      @shuruff904 Год назад +1

      Don't do it bro it's not worth it
      Think of your family and friends

    • @miuki2721
      @miuki2721 Год назад +1

      Unicycle

    • @KharlynneProvince
      @KharlynneProvince 3 месяца назад

      we should play each other because i'm also a greninja main and what he said about him is so freaking true

  • @nasu1558
    @nasu1558 Год назад +331

    As a Wii Fit Trainer main, I can proudly say I've never done any Ditto match on my entire life.

    • @Arc_Viper
      @Arc_Viper Год назад +8

      same with me. Piranha plant main.

    • @Propain_.
      @Propain_. Год назад +9

      as a wii fit main, i have ran into *one* other wii fit since i started playing smash bros.
      too bad i was trying out other characters when i played him and we couldnt have the legendary wii fit ditto match that i have longed for since the beginning of my wii fit career.

    • @yusheitslv100
      @yusheitslv100 Год назад

      Same here, but Lucario.

    • @ThisGuy6866
      @ThisGuy6866 Год назад

      Olimar main here, same

    • @tide3002
      @tide3002 Год назад +1

      I was able to have a wii fit ditto fight and I was happy

  • @NCTwinsfan91
    @NCTwinsfan91 Год назад +535

    An hour and 47 minutes of Hugbees.
    Let me grab my popcorn 🍿

    • @JoiH_Squigs
      @JoiH_Squigs Год назад +13

      Let me grab three more lotion bottles

    • @FeeshUnofficial
      @FeeshUnofficial Год назад

      ​@@JoiH_Squigsyou sick freak! Thanks for reminding me

    • @MrMadMister1
      @MrMadMister1 Год назад +2

      get your popcorn, get your licorice, get your root beer, get your fucking stromboli, it's gonna be a LONG video baby.

  • @ghostofthepast9234
    @ghostofthepast9234 Год назад +59

    The byleth roast legit got me dying. I'll accept hating my character as much as the smash fanbase does. No one hates byleth more then the people who main them.

  • @michaellee4463
    @michaellee4463 Год назад +306

    Simon and Richter players are the type of people to cook without seasoning

    • @theman13532
      @theman13532 Год назад +23

      and when they do it's only just salt and pepper without anything else

    • @Tossedtie
      @Tossedtie Год назад +9

      Don't call me out like that

    • @paul_particularlyunhappynut
      @paul_particularlyunhappynut Год назад +16

      simon and richter players are the type of people not to brush their teeth the day before going to the dentist

    • @joshuaaaronlevy
      @joshuaaaronlevy Год назад

      So white people

    • @Poppipower
      @Poppipower Год назад +22

      Simon and Richter players are the type to say “ladies first” when holding the door for a man

  • @cowblast_
    @cowblast_ Год назад +290

    The Kirby slander got me laughing so hard

    • @riatsila144
      @riatsila144 Год назад +18

      ⬇️🅱️

    • @Stringspuller88
      @Stringspuller88 Год назад +3

      ​@@riatsila144 ⬇️🅱️

    • @iamraginghard4486
      @iamraginghard4486 Год назад +8

      probably because its so damn true. my brother does exactly what the top 2 comments say

    • @sitfish1113
      @sitfish1113 Год назад +4

      I only ever play Kirby because I don't actually know how to play the game. What he said is 100% correct

  • @zeldrio6079
    @zeldrio6079 Год назад +105

    This is one of the rare occasions where a video like this is actually well-done and feels accurate. Makes sense considering the top players who peer reviewed it. Outstanding job as always.
    P.S. I do not play her but I think Isabelle's was the hardest hitting one for me. Because I can guess that that situation has definitely happened, that gamers WOULD be like that, and that it makes me feel second-hand embarrassment for being associated with gamers in general.

  • @varlenthamurtinez
    @varlenthamurtinez 9 месяцев назад +4

    Huggbees: says that doom slayer would be cool in smash
    Huggbees less than a minute later: Master chief will never be in smash

  • @cjwagner5821
    @cjwagner5821 Год назад +91

    It’s a nice feeling when Huggbee is just confused with you. Not disappointed, not annoyed, just sheer confusion of why I get that dopamine hit from playing the plant

  • @Wither255
    @Wither255 Год назад +232

    I like that his take for mewtwo was basically a self roast.

  • @wizrad1277
    @wizrad1277 Год назад +213

    Tbh Kid Icarus Uprising is REALLY REALLY fun. The combat is highly customizable and a bit tricky to master, but the plot is fun, the voice acting is great (I still sing Pit's little song to myself all the time), and if a sequel was ever in the works I would buy it in a heartbeat.

    • @whydisway3383
      @whydisway3383 Год назад +35

      Dude same, loved the games, begged my mom to get it for me and by god are they fun. I see where he comes from from some of the points but I still think Kid Icarus dissevered a spot in the game. however dark pit could fo been a skin and Plautana was an unneeded inclusion, happy it got more light on the game as a hole though.

    • @Antimony96
      @Antimony96 Год назад +32

      Palutena is a really endearing character in KIU, Smash gave her exactly none of that other than a few canned voice lines. Her animation in Smash 4 and Ultimate is really good though, and at a competitive level she's good against the cringe zoners that no one likes.

    • @graysonwells21
      @graysonwells21 Год назад +11

      Definitely in my top 10 games of all time

    • @Lanoman123
      @Lanoman123 Год назад +6

      @@graysonwells21 based

    • @calemr
      @calemr Год назад +15

      I love Pitoo. The whole set up for him, that leads to the reveal that the darkest, most evil, twisted form of Pit is... Chaotic Good.

  • @ChaosAura452
    @ChaosAura452 25 дней назад +2

    I looked at the length of this video and in the back of my mind I was thinking:
    "I swear to God, if he starts on a 5 to 10 minute tangent on explaining the premise of the video I would unsubscribe. Absolutely zero amount of RUclipsrs need to pad out the runtime of an almost 2-hour long video, and whoever does... I immediately think less of them for it."
    This is how I know you'll always stand out as one of the good ones dude. Immediately getting to the meat of the video with no bullshit. Good on ya 👍

  • @yena337
    @yena337 Год назад +71

    I've never played smash outside of christmas parties on someone else's console, so I'm genuinely considering using this video as a way to decide who to play based on which roast resonated with me most

    • @Deamons64
      @Deamons64 Год назад +1

      Any sort of decision?

    • @yena337
      @yena337 Год назад +7

      @@Deamons64 ​Leaning towards Sora, half because I actually like him as a character oops. The other half of my reasoning is because I was an annoying teenager, now I am a low-esteem adult 💖
      Also thought of Bayonetta because I am a person who likes making things difficult for myself. Also Bayonetta's just great I also like her!
      There were a few others that seemed interesting but it felt wrong to try maining someone from a game/series I've never played/not familiar with 😅 Even if I thought their segments were funnier

    • @transcendentsacredcourage
      @transcendentsacredcourage Год назад +1

      ​@@yena337
      I love Pyra and Mythra, yet I've never played a Xenoblade game. I've mained as Falco in Melee and Brawl, yet I've never played a Starfox game. Oh well.

  • @evexec07
    @evexec07 Год назад +70

    5:52
    About Kirby's throws, those things are an absolute blast to use. It's very funny to see Kirby suplexing the other characters with his back throw.

    • @cloverkip
      @cloverkip 7 месяцев назад +1

      they're references to his suplex ability

  • @Justanotherpersonontheinternet
    @Justanotherpersonontheinternet Год назад +202

    This is an easy way to roast everyone on earth in one simple video

  • @Local_Phantasm
    @Local_Phantasm Год назад +43

    as a k rool main when i heard the gangplank galleon remix fade in during his segment my brain fuckin ascended

  • @oopsalldrip1376
    @oopsalldrip1376 Год назад +122

    as a yoshi main I can confirm that if I don't stop doing things the voices in my head start screaming

    • @aarasko
      @aarasko Год назад +2

      lmao same im guessing we both have adhd

    • @plumwings2644
      @plumwings2644 Год назад +3

      ADHD yoshi mains assemble!!

  • @universal2057
    @universal2057 Год назад +138

    The King K Rool made me laugh so hard
    The music just gets so fricking loud

    • @commandervanilla1627
      @commandervanilla1627 Год назад +30

      As a K.Rool main I can say for certain only Gang-plank Galleon at 200% volume goes through my head

  • @kohtan13kumi
    @kohtan13kumi Год назад +138

    As a Kirby main since forever, he definitely got me there. This video was great; really gathered me and my siblings' mains. Also, I felt every blow in the Sora bit yet can't really argue with it.

    • @shuruff904
      @shuruff904 Год назад +4

      Not forever!!! 🙀

    • @viscountrainbows2857
      @viscountrainbows2857 Год назад +3

      I mean, is *NOT* spamming down B even a viable strategy if you pick Kirby? 🤷🏿‍♀️

    • @kohtan13kumi
      @kohtan13kumi Год назад +1

      @@viscountrainbows2857 I got 0 ability to use combos, so down b is the way for me

    • @kohtan13kumi
      @kohtan13kumi Год назад +1

      @@shuruff904 from n64 on--can't help myself

  • @itzhamison1591
    @itzhamison1591 4 месяца назад +5

    1:34:05 yes I wanted Pyra Mythra in this game. My most requested character since the game was revealed. Xenoblade Chronicles 2 is a must play game for Nintendo switch that will be dismissed as horny bait when it has a legit 10/10 story, soundtrack and battle system

  • @LordLicoriceDerp
    @LordLicoriceDerp Год назад +86

    I can't express how much this rules, especially The Final Character. Thank you for this delightful long-form roast.

  • @ASparklecareEnjoyer
    @ASparklecareEnjoyer Год назад +373

    knowing Lucas's story, you didn't need to hit him like that

    • @paul_particularlyunhappynut
      @paul_particularlyunhappynut Год назад +27

      at least lucas is not COMPLETELY fatherless like ness

    • @RealRexRiplash
      @RealRexRiplash Год назад +14

      Dude gave him 30 lashes with a belt made from the finest leather on Earth.

    • @Realest_Kumatora
      @Realest_Kumatora Год назад +9

      @@RealRexRiplash the belt was made of drago scales 💀

    • @stickinthemudstudios
      @stickinthemudstudios Год назад +3

      @@paul_particularlyunhappynut I have to argue that being motherless is worse.

    • @paul_particularlyunhappynut
      @paul_particularlyunhappynut Год назад +1

      @@stickinthemudstudios hmm. perhaps you're right. and lucas's father DID leave him for half the game... (not for milk but to find his dead brother)
      but the joke with ness is that his father is gone so often ness legitimately sees him as a telephone. that is quite a high degree of fatherlessness

  • @awesomebacon1075
    @awesomebacon1075 Год назад +107

    Your Sora rant was euphoric. Literally took the words out of my mouth and I always thought I was the only one.

    • @EmeraldCaveKing
      @EmeraldCaveKing Год назад +6

      It's good to know that others also hate sora

    • @dez87
      @dez87 Год назад +18

      How? Kingdom hearts is literally hated on so much lmao. What?

    • @awesomebacon1075
      @awesomebacon1075 Год назад +4

      @@dez87 Really? Where?

    • @dez87
      @dez87 Год назад +8

      ​@@awesomebacon1075literally anywhere it gets overheated to hell

    • @awesomebacon1075
      @awesomebacon1075 Год назад +12

      @@dez87 I guess I'm blind. I haven't seen much but praise and "if you hate it, you're just a big smelly hater" type attitude towards invisible "haters"

  • @desmondschneider5397
    @desmondschneider5397 9 месяцев назад +4

    Wise words: It’s not about the character’s moveset, it’s about how you use the character. You could be using an F tier character, yet you could still win a tournament if you play them right. You could play an S tier character, yet you’ll lose if you don’t play them well.

  • @SavBee2007
    @SavBee2007 Год назад +139

    I nearly choked to death from laughter when you suggested Phoenix Wright. Every place my imagination went was fucking magical

    • @Sansmemelordover
      @Sansmemelordover Год назад +27

      I mean he was in Capcom VS Marvel 3 so it’s definitely not impossible.

    • @dhans9662
      @dhans9662 Год назад +14

      Bro Phoenix Wright 100% belongs in the game

    • @MrDuckerson
      @MrDuckerson Год назад +2

      He should’ve been in instead of sora

    • @KharlynneProvince
      @KharlynneProvince 3 месяца назад

      WHERE'S HATSUNE MIKU AND SCEPTILE

  • @aratherbritishdinosaur
    @aratherbritishdinosaur Год назад +238

    1:18:47 As an Incineroar main who isn’t a furry, I actually really appreciated this. Wasn’t expecting you to say so many good things.

    • @scrapinator8898
      @scrapinator8898 Год назад +7

      Hes a solid fair char what else can be said

    • @aratherbritishdinosaur
      @aratherbritishdinosaur Год назад +17

      @@scrapinator8898 Was expecting more furry jokes, recovery jokes, low-tier jokes, etc.

    • @anthonymacconnell8817
      @anthonymacconnell8817 Год назад +4

      My friends dont like itnwhen I play him because of his side throw but I love him

    • @waffler-yz3gw
      @waffler-yz3gw Год назад +11

      @@aratherbritishdinosaur huggbees rarely goes for low hanging fruit

    • @aratherbritishdinosaur
      @aratherbritishdinosaur Год назад +2

      @@waffler-yz3gw Good to know.

  • @mariahs6
    @mariahs6 Год назад +220

    I main Wii Fit but yeah, I don't go online and prefer playing to have fun... She's really awesome, has inspired me to be more physically active, and is always a great first pick when playing with friends. I was thoroughly expecting to get roasted but ended up with tears of joy in my eyes.

    • @KrazyKyle-ij9vb
      @KrazyKyle-ij9vb Год назад +20

      I have a friend who plays Wii Fit and is actually top ranked at my college. Very nice guy, he paid for a hotel room when we were going to a tournament with other people from the college and wouldn't even let me pay for part of it, and during that trip I found out we went to the same tiny high school and I actually knew his younger brother. That is to say, if you main Wii Fit, I already have respect for you.
      As for the character themselves, I think they're underrated. They're fun, and while clunky I'd say they're solid if you know what you're doing. If Incineroar didn't exist in Smash, I'd probably try to main Wii Fit.

    • @mariahs6
      @mariahs6 Год назад +8

      @@KrazyKyle-ij9vb That story was really wholesome, and thanks! Incineroar's a pretty fun character too!

  • @theoverseer1775
    @theoverseer1775 Год назад +18

    I'm more surprised at the fact Huggbees knows who Shantae is than that he doesn't like the fact Pyra and Mythra were included

  • @timjim7163
    @timjim7163 Год назад +158

    Corrin, or at least, the female version, has a *lot* of fans in Japan.
    Seriously, I've seen a bajillion japanese smash competetors use her as a profile pic and fanart aplenty. Maybe that's also why she's so popular in Heroes, she always places high in their official poll (CYL) and actually “won” (2nd place in females guarantees a special alt) this year's.
    Outside of them, MKleo the goat of smash LOVES Corrin and Fire Emblem Fates,
    I remember this because on one of the online tournaments he hosted during the pandemic, he used Corrin against I think a FT10 vs Spargo? Just to prove how much he loves them. And then I remember on twitter someone joked that that they would personally go and become the best and beat him just because they were so offended that he had that opinion lol

    • @bageltoo
      @bageltoo Год назад +16

      Feet

    • @ianthewarriorgamer8180
      @ianthewarriorgamer8180 Год назад +9

      ​@@bageltoo bare feet

    • @gastrodonenjoyer999
      @gastrodonenjoyer999 Год назад +5

      Feeeeereeeeeeeeeeet

    • @tinyetoile5503
      @tinyetoile5503 Год назад +6

      You just reminded me of a comment I saw on 4chan years ago, which was a picture of both Corrins and the caption "how can worst boy simultaneously be best girl"
      It wasn't even a thread about fire emblem, or video games in general for that matter.

    • @Vallite_God
      @Vallite_God Год назад +4

      Blessed comment, I also think its fair to point out that what someone perceives as “cool” is completely subjective.
      To me when I first saw Corrin’s design and move-set I thought they were the coolest character I had ever seen.
      I was extremely depressed around the time their Smash reveal came out, I decided to pick up Fates and tbh I loved the game so much, it helped me out of my depression and nobody can take that away from me.

  • @sel9981
    @sel9981 Год назад +97

    Speaking of incineroar:
    When I was in middle school, I found out that they chose incineroar over decidueye; I was in denial that decidueye wasn't in the game, and I went through every stage of grief because of it.
    I now realize (in retrospect) that I could've just picked up a copy of poken, and none of this would happen.

    • @KharlynneProvince
      @KharlynneProvince 3 месяца назад +1

      eh i'm still in denial but i got my water and dark type so i'm all good

    • @9DB7Bassman
      @9DB7Bassman День назад

      Real

  • @PFEANYCS
    @PFEANYCS Год назад +301

    I am a kingdom hearts fan. I started playing the games incredibly late into the franchise’s lifespan; around half a year before kingdom hearts 3 finally released. I got those 2 pre-3 collections of the games and played them all in chronological order of release. I had an incredibly fun time playing through all of the games and just taking in the experience for the first time. The amount of triumph I felt after completing 0.2 just one month before KH3’s release was one of the most gratifying feelings I’ve ever experienced in my gaming life. I felt legitimately prepared to jump on the kingdom hearts 3 hype train with all the other kingdom hearts fans. I became so invested in the series that I even tried out the mobile game and the 2 DS games, enjoying one of the 3 so much that I played it to completion 4 times on 4 separate cartridges. And I popped the hell off when I saw that the flaming object that Mario threw in the air was a keyblade.
    And as a kingdom hearts fan, I must say that every single one of your complaints with the series is entirely accurate.

    • @XEPHOURIA
      @XEPHOURIA Год назад +35

      Kingdom Hearts: One of the most important series ever to exist to dozens of thousands of people, a unifying force for nerds, and one of the most interesting worldbuilding premises and executions, and simultaneously maybe the stupidest fucking game in existence (coming from a serious KH enjoyer and main of Sora despite my hatred for the best boi)

    • @dez87
      @dez87 Год назад +5

      Nah he was wrong about combat

    • @rbyt14
      @rbyt14 Год назад +5

      oh my god i am so sorry

    • @kaelanmcalpine2011
      @kaelanmcalpine2011 Год назад

      @@dez87 Except for CoM and, at least from what I've heard, Days.

    • @dez87
      @dez87 Год назад

      @@rbyt14 no

  • @brianf8538
    @brianf8538 Год назад +27

    Just recently started following this channel, somehow I still haven't caught onto the fact that everytime I think it's going to be a cool quick 15 minute video to fill a little time I'm actually in for a beautiful two hour rant.

  • @michaelpietri9471
    @michaelpietri9471 Год назад +110

    As a sephiroth main, i couldnt stop laughing when he listed way too many people heavier than him.

  • @somedude1561
    @somedude1561 Год назад +125

    I was pleasantly surprised by how uplifting his message about Incineroar's inclusion was, since I liked his moveset and he pretty much ended up as my main. What he said next put me in hospitalization.

    • @doodoofartman
      @doodoofartman Год назад +7

      Oh, that's not too b- *EUG-*

    • @tatebain2160
      @tatebain2160 Год назад

      Sorry incubators stinky but mainly Bc of side b and revenge combo

    • @plantain.1739
      @plantain.1739 Год назад

      Bottom

    • @pool-uo9jy
      @pool-uo9jy 6 месяцев назад

      Js say u suck at not getting caught into b and can't escape side b​@@tatebain2160

    • @KharlynneProvince
      @KharlynneProvince 3 месяца назад +1

      @@doodoofartman insert bf death sound

  • @mint3465
    @mint3465 Год назад +117

    As an Incineroar main I started cheering as you described him as a Heel Turned Pro Wrestler
    ...And then was immediately punched in the gut at the end of your roast

  • @MisterNewYear
    @MisterNewYear Год назад +15

    why is the most powerful pokémon spending all match floating around like a plastic bag on the highway 🔥

  • @nicholasseitz287
    @nicholasseitz287 Год назад +124

    As a ROB main, I loved this video.
    I'm gonna set aside a special place in my basement just for you.

    • @konflicted1729
      @konflicted1729 Год назад +2

      He shall pay for his transgressions

    • @dorianhargis6246
      @dorianhargis6246 7 месяцев назад

      I fee like an exception, I think his description of what a ROB player is wrong. I would like you to also know that I chose him of looks.

  • @scotty_3
    @scotty_3 Год назад +89

    So, theoretically, Luigi grabs you at 0%

    • @rienn8559
      @rienn8559 Год назад +6

      so theoretically, kirby grabs you at 0% and cheeses you

    • @THE-SCARECROW-a111
      @THE-SCARECROW-a111 Год назад +2

      The plunger combo is crazy dawg 💀

    • @MakerBees333
      @MakerBees333 3 месяца назад

      #1 reason to pick Luigi I have witnessed in the wild, (they don’t own and have not played video games) and they like the color Green, and wear green like Luigi does 😂😂
      I said WhY?
      “I like green”
      😂😂🤣

  • @official32
    @official32 Год назад +202

    As a Toon Link main, I can confirm that most of us picked him up because we were seven

    • @sziph_burlap
      @sziph_burlap Год назад +9

      Idk I like his sword moves and love the artstyle

    • @raisinsun4328
      @raisinsun4328 Год назад +17

      I can't even fucking deny it, i quite literally picked him up during brawl and just stuck with him

    • @invertebrado
      @invertebrado Год назад +5

      Same. Like link was too slow for 7yo me, and I wanted a projectile to throw, so I started playing Toon Link and never stopped

    • @a-s-greig
      @a-s-greig Год назад

      Brawl Link with aerial mobility, and specifically the better Down-Air.
      Add the Four Swords Adventure palette swaps, and he's fresh, if still basic-ish.

    • @EWOODJ
      @EWOODJ Год назад +1

      I was 17

  • @alptheclown6646
    @alptheclown6646 Год назад +21

    As a Little Mac main, I'm surprised you didn't mention anything about attempting to abuse Smash Attacks' armor or spamming counter when we inevitably get juggled.

  • @clownymoosebean
    @clownymoosebean Год назад +191

    That Isabelle section was so damn accurate for me.
    Except the end part.
    Nobody congratulates me for participating, nor do they wanna have sex with me afterwards.

  • @rosilinathedragon4382
    @rosilinathedragon4382 Год назад +61

    not gonna lie the incineroar one had me CACKLING at the end because of how heartfelt the rest of it is, just to juxtapose it with calling you a bottom lmao

  • @tankhead2645
    @tankhead2645 Год назад +46

    ok so im a ridley main and last night I had one of the most clear and realistic dreams I've ever had where the next SSB games demo dropped and had all the characters they are gonna bring back with no new ones, and ridley was in that roster. I strictly remember that in the one match I played ridley, he was ridiculously strong. Holding down up B causes him to glide after it, down air could be canceled at any point, neutral B was now a Rob-like laser beam, and his frame data was really good.
    After I woke up I could quickly deduce it was a dream, since nothing will ever go right for ridley mains

  • @Meeegl
    @Meeegl 3 дня назад +1

    51:23 as a part of the little Mac alliance. I can confirm that we are all delusional and god is it fun

  • @michaelsmart7445
    @michaelsmart7445 Год назад +104

    Huggbees, I'm just going to say that a solid 95% of Kingdom Hearts fans agree with everything you said about the series.
    And I am one of them.

    • @KrimsonKattYT
      @KrimsonKattYT Год назад +11

      Kingdom Hearts is cringe and overly convoluted, and that's why we love it. Also it's objectively true that every KH OC is terribly written minus Riku, the sea salt trio, and MAYBE Sora. Aqua and her friends are PAINFULLY boring and cringe and the female OCs are all terribly written, especially Kairi. They're getting better with the writing though as shown with ReMind being peak and finally starting to redeem Kairi after 25 years of useless damsel-ness. Can't wait for the next arc.

  • @SpathiCaptainFwiffo
    @SpathiCaptainFwiffo Год назад +159

    I love how the only thing for K Rool is "you guys ranked him wrong" while the funi music plays

    • @huddled_up
      @huddled_up 7 месяцев назад +3

      sighed with relief that my main's biggest insult was "he's not as bad as he is on the tier list"

  • @RalorPenwat
    @RalorPenwat Год назад +117

    I feel sad how passionate the Palutena rant was as a huge Kid Icarus Uprising fan. It underselling is really sad because it's a good and fun game.

    • @billygoatguy3960
      @billygoatguy3960 Год назад +32

      It needed to be a Wii title, the way you have to move your hands is horribly uncomfortable and i cant really recommend other people play it because of that

  • @J03UNKN0WN
    @J03UNKN0WN 8 месяцев назад +12

    Here from 2024, your snake speech actually got people playing well and now snake is voted s tier from the best players in the world

  • @rishterm
    @rishterm Год назад +303

    As a Xenoblade fan, the pyra and mythra roast broke me. You really went in depth holy shit

    • @paul_particularlyunhappynut
      @paul_particularlyunhappynut Год назад

      Why do people like Pyra and Mythra so much? (Their characters in xenoblade). I was gonna watch Xenoblade's story but I kinda lost my attention span, I'll pick it up tho. her tiddies are big i guess but there's gotta be more to it than that

    • @coreylineberry8557
      @coreylineberry8557 Год назад +25

      Except it is a fact that it was done for one reason:
      Sakurai wanted to add a Xenoblade 2 character. Hence why there's a Rex DLC costume.

    • @fogheta
      @fogheta Год назад +24

      Bro is just like objectively wrong though, but hating JRPGs is cool and in trend in the west so eh.. Most of those 'they could be x' was absolutely hilarious though, apart from 2B and ig Phoenix most of the choices were wild in terms of cultural impact.

    • @thegreatgoobert5847
      @thegreatgoobert5847 Год назад +23

      @@fogheta how is he wrong? Breath of the wild added a zenoblade chronicles outfit at about the same time, so Nintendo was clearly trying to market this game pretty hard.
      Plus pyra and mythra, have absolutely no legacy in gaming as a whole, so they weren't picked because they were important to anybody compared to someone like king k rool.

    • @KrimsonKattYT
      @KrimsonKattYT Год назад +4

      @@fogheta Phoenix Wright is already a character in a major fighting game, Marvel VS Capcom 3. God I wish we got a new MVC game, especially one with 2D sprites. At least port MVC2...

  • @alpacario336
    @alpacario336 Год назад +94

    Holy shit this was a straight hour and a half of pure fire. Every single joke and jab landed so effectively, so perfectly, that I had to pause it at multiple points just to reconsider all the times I thought I was being skillful in smash.
    I'm never playing as Yoshi again...

    • @transcendentsacredcourage
      @transcendentsacredcourage Год назад +3

      Damn. Dude killed everybody in the comments! 🤣 Not one person said he's wrong, except for me when he said DK is a joke character. Technically, he's right, but DK is a monster if a player knows how to use him.

  • @izaiahtyo-boots7050
    @izaiahtyo-boots7050 Год назад +124

    as a kirby main myself, that roast was perfectly accurate and it actually found me laughing, keep up the good work.

    • @Goenitz
      @Goenitz Год назад +3

      Another Kirby main here: I did not find it funny. But I found it extremely accurate.

    • @blank-gq9iv
      @blank-gq9iv Год назад

      as kirby main : I have never played a kirby game nor know any of his story

    • @izaiahtyo-boots7050
      @izaiahtyo-boots7050 Год назад

      @@blank-gq9iv me neither, i just thought he was pink and that it was funny. Then i got good with him.

    • @sonofhades57
      @sonofhades57 Год назад

      Can confirm, I was a Kirby main. Now he's a secondary or tertiary main after Mega Man and Duck Hunt because I have no soul.

    • @rowanfreeman2817
      @rowanfreeman2817 Год назад

      As a kirby main, I was stunned into silence about how accurate it was.

  • @Galax_Sea_Gamer
    @Galax_Sea_Gamer 9 месяцев назад +6

    I'm not even triggered because of any of the character roasts. I'm triggered because you called Brawl the worst Smash game lmao

    • @KharlynneProvince
      @KharlynneProvince 3 месяца назад

      if brawl was my first game then lucario would be my main

  • @jasonchiu272
    @jasonchiu272 Год назад +79

    I like how Steve is so good at breaking things that he breaks the game.

  • @waffleking6474
    @waffleking6474 Год назад +26

    This is gold. Just got done a smash grind, and these just hit so right. Feel like I should've paid for this comedy act. Well done, sir.

  • @gravity8120
    @gravity8120 Год назад +52

    The hilarious thing about "Ah they didn't use the paintbrush for Bowser Jr. because his character slot represents all the Koopalings and them using the paintbrush doesn't make sense" is that all of them literally transform into Shadow Mario for the Final Smash.

    • @32-bitcloud
      @32-bitcloud Год назад +13

      They could've also *only* had Bowser Jr. use the paintbrush while the other koopalings use the wand from SMB3 that Huggbees mentioned during the video. lol

  • @jasonwang4487
    @jasonwang4487 Год назад +8

    Even though you’re right about us Ganondorf mains, I can’t help but enjoy the few times I land a hit on another player

  • @cobinasaur
    @cobinasaur Год назад +66

    The fact that Sora is in Smash means that Mickey Mouse is also in Smash because his key has a Mickey head shape on it, which is absolutely hilarious and that alone makes him worthy of being in the game and no other reason. (And yes, the Miis are one of my most played characters right next to Steve from Minecraft, just in case you couldn't tell).

    • @RGC_animation
      @RGC_animation Год назад +7

      I fail to see how rambling about Mickey Mouse being in Smash makes it obvious that you play Mii and Steve, but perhaps I'm missing something.

  • @jelly_jynx
    @jelly_jynx Год назад +63

    As a Ness and Lucas user, with Ness, no word other than 'if' is truly the best description. For Lucas, I just ended up laughing too hard. Was not expecting it. Amazing.

  • @silversonome5360
    @silversonome5360 Год назад +79

    as a Sonic main i feel robbed, we weren't even roasted, that was just a statement of fact
    as an inkling _secondary_ however, i can only say "hell yea"

  • @flickdaboss
    @flickdaboss 10 дней назад +1

    objection: i find kirby fun to play because his down air is incredibly funny to get a spike with