How Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 Should Have Ended
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- Опубликовано: 9 авг 2017
- How Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 Should Have Ended.
Since it hit theaters we started building this episode. Some HISHE's take longer than others and this one was one of those longer ones. One because there are so many characters in this movie we had to actually cut out some of our ideas. And Two we were in an extremely busy time over here with babies being born, going to conventions, and then moving HISHE into a new home. But it's finally here! So please enjoy! This episode was a blast to work on. I'm sorry it couldn't be 20 minutes long with 5 bonus credits scenes.
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"Join him, and together you can rule the galaxy as father and son." Oh God, it fits so well.
Star Wars
Yeah
"Darth Vader is real!?"
Captain Phoenix Ego is like “too soon”
Ik!!!! And that darth vader entrance? Awesome!!!
I'm marry poppins ya'll was the best line in guardians of the galaxy
Nicolas Thompson my fav was"the skin is too thick to cut fom the outside... i must cut it from the inside...MWAHAHAHAHAHAHHA"
What about ": U feel love."
Peter ": Yeah, I guess yea I feel general unselfish -
Mantis ": No sexual love..for her !"
She nailed it 😂😂
Nicolas Thompson the best line in cinematic history
"They're called harbulary batteries."
"Anulax batteries"
"That's not even close to what I said!"
Nicolas Thompson TTTHHHEEEEE BEEEEEEESSSSSTTTTT
Thanos: you should have gone for the head
Yondu: you should have gone for the fin
Ego: You should have gone for my... oh damn, you did.
Captain America: Language!
Star lord: you should have gone for the nuts
Lol
Kills thanos and yells I'm Mary popins!
5:33 Mantis: "i too never knew my father" that didn't really age well
I was just going to say that
I can’t believe guardians 2 came out so long ago
Arguably, he doesn't rate the term.
As soon as I rewatched this, I went to the comments and see if anyone caught it
Wasn’t it already established that Mantis was Ego’s daughter in Guardians 2? How is that a retcon.
*JOIN HIM AND TOGETHER YOU CAN RULE THE GALAXY AS FATHER AND SON*
God that was awesome
Sheev Palpatine Of course my Lord.
Sheev Palpatine indeed Senate
Sheev Palpatine "HOLY CRAP PALPATINE IS REAL!?!?!?!"
-Star-Lord
I expected a Darth Vader " I am your father" joke but I didnt expect hin to dew it so great!!!
FadedAdvice
Star lord has already met Darth Vader. He should expect Lord Palpatine to hang around the corner!!
I love how Darth Vader just shows up
As soon as I read this the dearth Vader scene played
The music kind of gave it away ^^
To be countiued. Meme
I know right?!!!!
lovecupcakeyumcutie 1 I feel the same way
Anyone else think Rocket’s reaction to Taserface’s name was supposed to represent how the writers reacted to finding the name in the comics
Absolutely! It makes total sense.
Ok, we agree Rocket got himself murdered him right?
"I am Groot." 😂😂
I’m marry Popins yall
@@Relaxingtitan no you'arent batman IM REAL BATMAN !!
I’m Batman
Well thats the only thing he can say
@@sausage6136 so he can only see the word I am groot
Thanos "I have a problem with this!" xD
thats my favorite part lmao
Thanos is like " I don't like a universe filled with ego tentacles "
RIP Yondu. You shall be remembered. His death was one of the many death scenes which genuinely made me Sad and cry honestly.
Same
Yonduuuuu
Agreed. They really made it work. It was a sad moment, but seeing him get that Ravager fun made it ok. You never want to see a character you like die. But he died a good death and will be remembered both in the movies and by those that watched it.
Merle from the walking dead died again why!!!!
I honestly only cared for his character because of Michael Rooker
Mohammed Sirajuddin true dat 😭👍🏻 rip yondu
"Like the talking puppy, I too never knew my father."
That did not age well.
Not one bit
Arguably, she did not, truly, know him.
@@arianebolt1575 Fair.
Ego Vs Thanos
Man that would have been epic
Nah ego vs galactus
Spade of all Trades can Galactus eat Ego
Ego would win
Kojo Assan Galactus vs Ego
Thanos could’ve used the Power Stone to kill Ego
“Me too.”
“Me three.”
“Me Gold.”
😂
Good one 😂
420 baby
Me Human
Me Lord
Me snap
Yondu and Gamora still alive and with the guardians? Now that’s REALLY how it should have ended.
If Galactus comes in the MCU and yondu was here he could kill him with ease
@@flavours804 no
@@siddharth2796 yo yondu strong asf that little red arrow kills everyone, Galactus is nothing
Ganomorea
@@flavours804
Yondu: *whistles*
Galactus: oof
Yondu: you can't beat Mary Poppins, y'all!
Mantis: SLEEEEPP
*ego falls asleep*
Drax: AHAHAHAH
"I am Groot"
"I am Batman"
"I am Groot"
"I am Batman"
"I am Groot"
"I am Batman"
"I am Groot"
"I am Batman"
"I am Groot"
"I am Batman"
"I am Groot"
Yandu has joined the chat
"A'm Mary Poppins ya'll"
Thanos has joined the chat
“I am inevitable”
Darth Vader joined the chat
"I am your father"
Geek Produções
Luke Skywalker has joined the chat
Noooooooooooooo!
Everyone just ignoring that he spelt it Yandu, just smh
Spider man has joined the chat
“Hi I’m peter Parker”
Taserface actually had the literal power of a face that shot out tasers in his first comics appearance.
GOOD TO KNOW THANKS PAL
Pascal Wilson really? That's weird but cool.
I can't tell if you're making that up, and that's kind of the point.
Marvel is on drugs..like all drugs
IT IS NOT METAPHORICAL!
I like the fact that Peter freaked out more about Darth Vader being real than the fact that his father is still alive.
I say it'd be pretty easy to assume they were dead if you never met them for 30 years.
NERD Incorporated Peter thought he was though
Your the dude who's from Chris stuckman
wouldn't you?
ya
“Hey there little wooden child, whatcha doing with that bomb there near my brain?”
Ah yes my favorite Rey quote:
"WE COULD BE RELATED"
Andrew Marble wrote vid bud.
@@Mtab2260 it's in the intro
6:05 that's the best scene
I agree fully 😂😂
roy cieraad vader was
roy cieraad i agree
I’m Batman vs. I am Groot vs. Mary Poppins
"hey, whats up, im batman. Wanna know my... Secret identity?"
Kills me every time 😂
Olivia Magaro sleeeeep!
Olivia Magaro do you want a fist to the face?
Olivia Magaro I thought she was gonna read his mind and say his identity out loud
No. She's an empath; not a telepath.
The High Evolutionary would be pissed if they killed Rocket 1:12
Sometimes HISHE deciding to do every major movie rather than just the ones they wanted had mixed results...but this one was spot on with all the cleverness and wit of their older works. Aaaaah. So satisfying.
Saw that darth vader joke coming from MILES away.
The amazing Bidoof hell he came from miles away
And apparently so did he!
The amazing Bidoof Yup
The amazing Bidoof nop you only hear it
Crazy Cat High Five!! ✋🏼
Mantis would be the ultimate wingman, she'll be able to tell any guy/ girl how I feel and make anyone that I don't like fall asleep.
Sleeeeeep
what if mantis is the girl you like
Mantis is the "Celestial Madona" in the comics. She is one of the most important characters in the Marvel Universe.
What if Mantis uses her powers on someone you like but doesn't like you.
that last part would make her a great wingman for Bill Cosby too
7:14 Martha.
Batman: WHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAME?! 😨😠
“I just heard him say he stole our batteries”
“Me too”
“Me three”
“Me four”
“Me gold!”
“Murder him!”
“No one steals our Harbulary batteries.”
That escalated quickly
"Okay, we all agree Rocket got himself killed right?"
1:04
@@ggkk8909 absolutely
“He may be my father, but he wasn’t my daddy.”
“Eh sounds less manly when you say it”
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
“Yeah I realize that now”
Nice quote
yeah that is in fact what it said
yeah I too watched the video
Oh god that ending was brilliant.
"I think I will call him...Martha."
Batman's kriptonite!
Batman's kryptonite is women. Didn't you see the epic invasion of the Villain Pub?
taintedsibling yes
No it was Arthur
Sleep
Kryptonite**
“ I am marry Poppins y’all “
Favourite line out of the whole movie who else
6:36 awesome credit song you should make that a full song. Like the arrow one.
7:05 A part of me expected that she had created her own café with Darth Vader and Deadpool.
John Gregor anti-hero bar !
That was were I was talking about!
I kinda believe antiheroes would like to go clubbing. And of course Harley would be the bartender...
Oh lol yessss!!!!!!!
Yes. Villain Pub. Hero Cafe. Anti Hero food truck. Or... Anti Hero fast food? Anti Hero pizza parlour?
"He might have been your father but he ain't your daddy". I Cried so hard.
Creepy Ghost Chick A
what did she meant by martha i didn t understood the joke i know it s from bvs but what exactly she meant by that ?
"You're not my father, but I'll still call you daddy" -Goddess Hestia, from How to be an Adventurer
both Superman and Batman mother's name was martha
but why they had to link it with adam warlok ?
2:00
I love that Vader is what's concerning him now.
3:47 I HAVE A PROBLEM WITH THIS!!!!
ROFL😂
29 seconds of logo!
*DING!*
Cinemasins.....
Boi
Ding!
Insert name here I understood that reference
Insert name here thats racist.
When Gamora said
“My father’s probably gonna kill everyone on this planet.”
Well.. half of everyone, but damn.
not even half he earth, half of the entire UNIVERSE
Not even.
mr. stark, i don't feel so good
Mr wave, I dont feel so good.
Guess you could say she was half right.
Batman: I am Batman
Groot: I am Groot
Yondu: I’m Mary Poppins Y’all
Darth Vader and Ego: IM A DAD WE GOTTA TELL EVERYBODY!!!!
I like how you can hear the music and his footsteps slowly getting louder before you see Vader 😂
Why didn't Yondu just fly his arrow through the planets brain?
A.C. yeah.
BECAUSE I'M BATMAN
Im Mary Poppins y'all
Because he didn't know where the brain was.
because its a movie, itd make it to simple
I'M BATMAN!
Martha
WHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAME?!
I'M BATMAN
What name... Martha?
I'm Batman, It was the robot's name!
I'M STEPPENWOLF
This was so funny! Especially the pop culture references blowing Peters mind everytime. Yondus voice was on point. Where do you find these voice actors?! Amazing
5:01 and I'm Mary poppins
"I have a problem with this" -Thanos
Yeah
Balance
______ ______ lol
Mantis called the Raccoon a "puppy"
Thor now called him a "rabbit". xD lol
Well if it makes rocket happy, I call Mantis my sloot.
What Is Your Worldview? - Creation or Evolutionism? Nebula calls Rocket "a fox"
Wasn't he "kitten"? I really hope that's not gonna be in the next movie 😂
@@mariechen8467 drax calls him an owl
The Rabbit is Correct.
Funniest ending ever:
:Start
Groot says "I am Groot"
Batman says "I'm Batman"
Yondu says "I'm Marry Poppins"
Goto Start
(This could go on forever) XD
1:42
Ego: Darth Vader! How did you get in here?
Darth Vader: Because I’m Darth Vader!
Lol Darth Vader is spaces version of Batman 😂
Mm-hmm.
their voice acting is on point👌🏻👌🏻
KathyKittyKat and im British
KathyKittyKat I LOVE YOUR PROFILE PIC |-/
Those 666 likes tho
Yes they are good
KathyKittyKat we dony no what your saying
I laughed so hard at "wait marry poppins is a women?" 😂🤣
The like is 123
@@reysali4898 now it's stuck saying 2 3 times
Me too
578 likes and 5 comments including mine.
That is so hilarious I love it when they argue😂
2:46 the new Frank and Bert :')
2:32 Quill messings things up by waking people up from their sleep again
7:11 "I think I shall call him Martha."
Ohhhh, nice one! 😄
Rachie- Face People are definitely overplaying that joke. The scene could've been done better but I knew that it was supposed be Batman realizing Superman's humanity not that their mothers have the same name. Martha was a trigger word for Bruce and after he heard that and then learned Superman wanted him save his mother. He realized Superman is not his enemy. (Something Alfred tried to tell during the whole movie) Alfred = Voice of Reason
Rachie- Face That one caught me off-guard 😂
Rachie- Face I thought she said arthur
King Caesar bla,bla,bla,bla,😁😁😁
Ryan Sorry, I'm always on the defensive about these things. A lot of people trash the movie for stupid reasons. It's okay not to like it but Everywhere I go people still trash that moment.
I'M MARY POPINS YA'LL
Nerds of a Feather I'm Batman!
I am Groot!
The Real Michael Garcia i am groot
Nerds of a Feather and I'm David S Pumpkins 😎😂😂😂
I AM GROOT!
in the opening you should put Anakin and have his quote be, "I'm a father" so he can tell everyone
2:40 watch out here comes my arrow
The Darth Vader father joke is still hilarious and I don't know how much it's been used now lol
Racurz and it makes since because peter quill only knows of old music and movies so he would know death Vader from Star Wars lol
yea it just fits in here perfectly lol
Racurz same here, I knew it was coming too and thought "Vaders gonna come in here... again *sigh*" and when he did I just burst out laughing 😂
That's HISHE's running gag so no surprise there
Yeah I heard the music in the background and was like, wait I recognize that music. And then I realized. The imperial march (father son remix)
I love Peter's reaction on everything that shocks him
Pildahl 1998 yeah me too
Same
It's a reference to when ego told quill he killed his mum
@@andrewjoyce9038 not really?
Whaaat?!!!
Putting batman to sleep was the best idea 😂
5:53 - Pa Kent
"Me too"
"Me three"
"ME GOLD!"
Jacob Burden LMAO
“THIS IS NOT METAPHORICAL!” 😂😂😂
wow dude XD
188 yes it is
So my workmates and I may or may not have named our Snapchat group Tazerfaces after watching this movie, and also kept the name to this day
Why was that so good hahahahahha
5:33 whose watching this after watching The holiday special and finding out Mantis is Peter’s half-sister/Ego’s daughter?
2:27 my favorite part 😂
Man, the Super Cafe for Infinity War is going to be insane. They may need to push two tables together.
Edit: Dang, over 2000 likes! I was not expecting that. Thank you all!
Jeff Anderson they'll have to buy out the whole restaurant
Jeff Anderson but I think a few seats will be empty at the end.
Logan Dulken That was uncalled for.
Marcelo Saunders buying the cafe that's easy cuz Batman can do that do u know why?
Master Le .....
Why?
I think I will call him martha
legomasters4328 studios WHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAME???
Things just got more intense.
why you say that name？！！！ LOL
凯张 Batman (to Superman): "WHY DID U SAY THAT NAME?!?!"
*Gasps*
4:40 Super Café timestamp
3:11 Villain Pub timestamp (This is just for me)
3:33 Voldemort, We meet again
Fact that Voldemort didn't reply to you
Moldy Voldy
EXPECTO PATRONUM
30 seconds of logos (Ding)
narration (ding)
Cinema Sins reference (ding)
These people would be great at Cinema Sins (Ding)
This goes on for some time *(Ding)*
Y'all are great
I am batman
I am groot
I am batman
I am groot
I am Mary poppins ya'all
And I am taser face
*y'all
Poop
Deepandra Kaushik I am Groot
btw batman doesn't say "I am Batman" he says "I'm Batman"
+Baby Groot “I'M BATMAN!!!!"
when groot is slapped out of ego.."i am groooot"@4:16
I don't think I've ever laughed so hard in my life as much as I did the last like 15 seconds of that. Well done!
Now a full version of "Watch out here comes my arrow"
I'm on it. give me a day.
OR half a day. 1st verse
on a massive spaceship
a galaxy away
from the super café
two guys were sitting in a jail
but then they walked the other way
some guys saw them walkin 'way
and it flew, yes it flew, straight right thru
killing everyone
watch out here comes my arrow! it flies really fast!
killing everyone!
watch out here comes my arrow! legolas sucks!
and yondu is the one!
like for 2nd verse
+Char-Char Liong thx
+Char-Char Liong thanks for the like. now verse 2:
when they started to leave,
he grabbed his arrow of lighting.
they could'nt resist,
listening to this,
so enlighting.
then they heard some guys say:
clear out, the guards on their way
and it flew!
yes it flew!
straight right thru!
blowing them all away
watch out here comes my arrow! it flies really fast!
and kills everyone!
watch out here comes my arrow! legolas sux!
and yondu is the one!
This is my fav HISHE yet. The Martha Warlock bit made me spit my coffee!
Alun Guy spoilers dude
Alun Guy didnt get that last part. Whos arthor?
Save the Martha, save the world.
WHY DID SAY THAT NAME!?
+Robin Maibals Nooo ! !!! Why did you say that name ??! ?!! ?
4:07 alternate alternate ending
Yandoo fuckboi throws his arrow through to the brain core
After the events of the holiday special and Vol 3, we know Mantis did know her father..but Peter and the gang killed her dad when he killed his dad so yea, everyone got some daddy drama
Guardians 2 was this in a nutshell
1. I'm your dad!
2. What?!
3. I killed your mom!
4. What?!
5. RIP Yondu
Alien in a nutshell 1. Hey look a planet! 2. Is there something on my face? 3. Is there something popping out of my chest? 4. Is there something killing me right now? 6. Save the cat and blast off.
Destiny Gamer you forgot "you destroyed my Walkman"
And don't forget I'm Mary poplins y'all
6. I am groot
Some Crazed Nerd I'm batman
That new intro though 👌
J _ Yesss
ya, nice job hishe keep up the good work
It strikes me that they have opted for the MCU intro style instead the DCEU one, even knowing that Batman and Superman are the "protagonists" of the channel.
J _ I
you mean those 30 sec of logos?
Well at least we know who Mantis's father is now.
3:30 the face you make when someone cheats on you the explosion is what you do to them
I can't wait for an infinity war HISHE
Philip's fringe me too and also can be great to do the poster
Philip's fringe so you want a 10 minute short more than an hour long movie?
Warzombie3701 # yes
Half hour video please? :')
Philip's fringe let's wait for the movie to come out first
I am batman
I am groot
I am mary poppins y all
I am ironman
I am ant man
I am black panther king of wakanda
CIVIL WAR
But then
Dr strange- I am sherlock
Ironman- so was I
The invincible iron man black panther- "I don't care"
Miles Morales yeah
You missed two:
I am Diana of Themyscira, daughter of Hippolyta, queen of the amazons.
I am the most powerful hedgehog in the world!
Midrulean Hero "My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die!"
The invincible iron man nice one 😂
30 seconds of logos
Sin Counter: ding
Whoops wrong channel
Git. Go on boy, I said git.
1:12 - 1:14
High Evolutionary: I have a problem with this!
That new intro was the best thing Iv seen all week
Joey's Art totally
Joey's Art same
Joey's Art same
Yeah, I was laughing harder about this one than the rest of the vid.
Superman: If I had two dads, I would try to save them.
Batman: YOU LET PA KENT DIE IN A TORNADO
SUPERMAN: DUDE. I thought you were asleep.
I think Bats is saying Pa' Kent. Cuz his name is Jonathan, not Paul.
6:30 😂😂🤣🤣
I love Peter's voice in these so much, the inflections are perfect
Watch out here comes my arrow
It flies super fast 🎶
This is my new favorite song! It will be in my head for weeks. Oh, no!!!!
Wavemaninawe and kills everyone🎶
Legolas sucks and Yando is the one
I'm Mary Poppins Y'all !
I'm Marry Popins y'all
My Channel Has Only 1Video Just To Make You Happy HOLY CRAP, MARRY POPPINS IS REAL?!?
MARY POPPINS IS A WOMAN!?
WHAT MARY POPPINS IS A WOMAN!!!?????
Yondu...
I am groot
3:20 I was thinking about this plot hole
5:33 that didn’t age well
I've waited so long for this and it didn't disappoint
ikr it was amazing
LM Kilgallen Ikr!
Who else loves the new intro
duh, but it's a cool Marvel logo, and it's appropriate to parody it at this point, we're deep in Phase 3 now. Infinity War kind of isn't just for Marvel. It's like it's Infinity War for the whole Internet.
ME!!!
it fits
ShockM Spider man says "should I date my aunt?"
Etan Fullah he says are u gonna date my aunt, cause if iron man
You guys just keep getting better! Keep it up😂👍
Thank you for THESE.
Can you make full versions of your music parodies?
Edit: They actually did it.
Sure, do you have a few million dollars to make them, and a few billion dollars to buy the rights? ;)
EternalDensity you don't need to buy rights to do parodies.
Parody is protected in theory, but in practice it's often subject to legal attacks.
Dark Assassin Games , art is not cheap : artists starve .
I think he is talking about the musics from the video
MARTHAAAAAA
Ryp Gaming WHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAME
the batbike BECAUSE FORCE AWAKENS IS TRASH
the batbike ITS MY SECOND AUNT'S NEPHEW'S CAT'S PREVIOUS OWNER'S NAMEEEEEE
ᏔᎪᎠᎬ FᏌᏟᏦᎥᏁᏩ Ꮃ ᎥᏞᎦ Ꮎ Ꮑ still much better than BvS
"And his name will be.... Martha"
It’s awesome that you had a post credits scene here