The Varian Sass Project
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- Опубликовано: 29 сен 2024
- Ladies and Gents, I give you... the Varian Sass Project!!!
I went through all the Varian episodes and combined (hopefully) all of Varian’s sarcastic moments!
Our boy has changed a lot since season 1, but the only thing that has never truly changed is the SASS 🙌🏻💙 I hope y’all enjoy!!!
Baby Varian didn't even need to speak to give sass
Agreed
@@kxczlvj Omg it was literally the best thing EVER... Little Varian was 100% sass
@@lexiridenour324 ikr! 100000000000000000%
There was just a sassy attitude and sassy *idgaf* energy radiating off that boy. 😂
He just needs to look at their pitiful faces 💅👏
Even when he’s trying to be evil he’s adorable
He’s really sassy which I love, nice job on voice acting and animating, props to Jeremy Jordan and the animators ✨✨
Varian is going down as one of my favourite Disney villains
11:57
Varian: GET IT OUT NO WHY
Chill...Wait I guess I can't say that because IT'S A SNAKE
10:37 I like to think Varian used a lot cursed words at this moment 😂😂😂
He.is.so.cute.
4:06 I'M SORRY- I'M CACKLING
not me watching this everyday
Giving Leo Valdez vibes ngl LMAO
It's kinda disturbing when you realise he's 14 and plotting murder
He’s still my favorite hehehe
That’s just what 14 years do, what are you talking about? Lol
And~ Varian managed to manipulate & plot PERFECTLY too, as he was trying to get his father back. he was ONLY wrong about what was needed. That’s low-key terrifying and awesome
Hear me out: He was never selfish. When he was the villain, he wanted to save his father. The rest of the show is also him being selfless.
@@justsparrow3461 yes
I love how varian went from innocent nerd sass, to favorite Disney villain sass, to edgy responsible (but still a nerd) sass
Oh I know right! Huge reason why he’s my favorite character right there
A very clumsy nerd
And a cute nerd
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Good to see you guys too soon
Small note: he’s seemingly ambidextrous, but slightly more dominant in his right hand
Yes! I’ve noticed that! Pretty cool!
Wow! Your very observant. Props to you!
@@Araxijiro I just really love Varian 😅
Though I was only one who noticed that. One few things varian and I shared in common
Varian: *in a cage hundred of feet above the ground* Not now I found the last incantation it was hidden with photoreactive ink. Obvious right?
*insert snort*
Eugene: BuT dOn'T yOu WaNt HeLp?
Varian: NOT NOW! SCIENCE!
@@saphirfly5242 I love that boy...
That’s my fav lineeee
**Snort** 😆
Eugene: No offense, Varian.
Varian: Eh.
Dies inside
I was offended for him.
He seemed happy he wasnt the worst
You know, I'm not surprised that the Moonstone, wielded by a vengeful, skilled warrior, combined with an ancient, powerful demon who reckoned with Demanitis himself, is more threatening than a smart teenager and his robot army. I love Varian, but let's be honest.
Have a can of the same
How is it possible that five-year-old Varian was more emo that 14 year old
The most common theory is that his mom died just the other day.
Maybe he lost his mom at that time.
@@disneyfan15lol he was 5
9:40 = every teacher ever.
Oh you aren’t wrong 😂
🤣🤣🤣
Yep so realistic 😂
But when he says: ill wait thank you I'll start again why dose he say it in a hot way.....???😀😀😀😀
SO TRUE THO AHAHA
Varian: EnOuGh WiTh ThE lEgEnDs!!!!
They should put that on a t shirt
@@SebastianEatsCoats they should. And also on sweaters and hats!
@@the_real_tabby i would do the same
Put it on a hoodie and its mine.
Alternate title: Varian being the best character for 12 minutes straight
I like it! 😂
I see that commented on like every Varian video.
Not wrong though; Varian is the best character so any scene with him in it could have this title.
Let’s be real he *owned* ready as I’ll ever be
u seem familiar🤔
*12 minutes gay
new drinking game: take a shot every time he mentions alchemy
Oh you’d be so drunk by the end 😂
@@fab_u_lissa nahhh i think we'd get alchohol poisoning
8 shots
@@Cosplayergirlzz we would *d i e*
@@ranacroak9156 mhm
i must say.. i do love this boy..
Same
Same here.
Same
Same here too❤
"She's right, dAD."
Varian: I said no more than a drop, one drop! Alchemy is very sensitive, Lance!
Lance: What?!
Oohh! That's what he said!
Varian: She's right, Dad.
Do you have short term memory loss or something 🤣 why are you most of the comments
My favorite one
this is proof that Varian and Rapunzel are siblings
And yet the king is CARRYING A SWORD and doesn’t even think to.. oh, I don’t know... ACT on that when he’s literally ON TOP OF HIM. Freakin dolt, bro. SMH lol
@@Prior2Popular ikr why did he even have the sword
Varian: Don't touch that.😑 Or that. Oh, don't touch that! It's gonna blow!
Eugene: *screams*
Varian: *laughs* Gotcha! Just messing you!
My brother and I joke about this one all the time. Lol because he's always touching my homework and then I'm like don't touch that. Lol
I always yell this randomly at someone when they’re being annoying.
@@flip-a-dipdoritodemonold for me it's just my brother, lol.
I love that part so much xD
@@snowballfalls4115 yeah don’t touch homework, homework is immediate death
6:45 I watched that episode and I laughed at “10 ON THE DOOM SCALE 10 ON THE DOOM SCALE” I was thinking why isn’t that on a Varian moments comp?
I know Varian and the Seven Kingdoms woulda been a cool show, but I would KILL for a Team Awesome show 😭😭😭
A Team Awesome show would have been so cool!!
I want a VAT7K show so bad
OMG SAMEE 😭
Tho to be fair, I just need ANYTHING that involves Varian. Please Disney. _Please._
@@warriorcatkitty If it doesn’t have enough Rapunzel we don’t get it 🥲
This kid is more redeemable than Disney itself.
Truer words have never been spoken 😂
Ikr
lol ,that's not so hard though
Nobody:
The QUEEN: Varian-
Varian: *QUIET* (aka don’t interrupt me while I’m singing my banger of a song)
Yes!🤣👍🏻
let him have his solo
QUIET
YES.
HAVE YOUR SOLO!
@@snickerdoodell ...He needed more solos than he was given(fun fact: the only actual solo he ever got where only he sang was Let Me Make You Proud and the rest were duets or a few verses.)They really restricted his time in the show because he was a "side" character
Varian: Yeah, I'll spare you the details about the sundrop and darkness, blah, blah, blah. And get to the good stuff.
what we wish every disney villan would do
Exactly, so far, he's the only Disney villain I've seen who COMPLETELY SKIPS the whole monologue thing and I love it😁
"Which is why we have to steal it."
The fact he said it semi-innocently.
God dammit, I love this kid. 😂
He could probably pass committing murder as an innocent pastime if he wanted to
5:30
"welcome home.... rapunzel"
"*E*"
Perfectly cut scream
*E-*
She saw the beard lmao
at first they make it sound like Varian is soooooooo scary...............
_then u see this kid_
Me: *Reads your name* Rainwing! YES! I know what that is from!
**Me hearing Ready as i'll Ever be before watching the series**
And instantly loved him 😂
They designed him to steal all our hearts.
@@ciara7056 they did a very good job
Varian:youd be surprised what people tell you for a cookie
Me:I'd tell anything for a cookie also Disney should put that line on a t-shirt
I need that 😂
I will make that shirt someday and I will wear it everyday
it's just the fact that he baked cookies tho XD
Same I would tell almost anything for a cookie. It can just be a normal cookie lol
Especially blue cookies.
I love how calm Varian was with being locked up in a cage way above ground. He even feel asleep. That might have been partly due to Zhan Tiri
Also him knowing nothing can cut the black rocks except... Black rocks, if I remember correctly?
@@bluejayawh7924 Idk if he knew that specific information. He definitely knew that they were nearly impossible to cut
"Despite... the excruciating pain... and the fact that I'm about to pass out... THE SCIENCE AT WORK HERE IS SPELLBINDING!"
-that's our boy... Just like when he had the incantation and was like hundreds of feet above the ground... he was just hangin' out... lol
XD it's actually hilarious how good or evil, he's still the sass master we love.
He is such a nerd and I love him
Didn't he manage to (somehow) fall asleep in that cage?
Sassy nerds are the best character type. I will not argue on this. It is fact.
Hiccup!
That’s what I was thinking! Varian and Hiccup are the best at sarcasm
Varian: Ladies and gents, I give you The Roo...
Eugene: I can't believe this guy looks like me and he's using my moniker.
Varian: *clears throat* I'll wait.
Eugene: Oh, sorry.
Varian: Thank you, I'll start again. I give you the Rooster! Or at least it will be once put together.
That's Varian for ya
I love that he had to have a dramatic reveal for something he hadn't even finished yet.
@@lwanco1018 Well, it was technically finished, they just needed to set it up.
Varian: *cough cough* I’ll wait 😇😑
*teacher mode activated*
Varian actually could be a teacher, he could teach science.
"They use hot air balloons...uh, I know how to build one!" Casual as ever, Varian.
The fact when he was attracting the royal family and all he still addressed them as: “Your highness” made me die inside for no reason
I think it’s the pure evil intent and malice. He just twists those words that were once used out of respect into a mocking tone.
…it’s so brilliant I love it 😂
HES SO EXTRA AS BAD GUY VARIAN THAT NORMAK VARIAN TAKES LIKE 5 MINUTES OF THE VIDEO LMAOOO
I can’t start my day without my daily dose of Varian.
YUP
I swear there should be a "Don't Touch That" Compilation
Edit: OH MY GOD THERE IS AND I AM SO FRIGGEN HAPPY NOW
I think there is
Whoever disliked the video needs their eyes checked 😂
4:06
The queen: Varian let's talk-
Varian: Lady, I'm trying to sing a ballad rn
Varian: *stammering* Don't press that.
11:52 i cant even. AHH NO! GET IT OFF! WHY?!?
Me: *Wheezing and crying at the same time*
Varian: Project Obsidian, it's a device that can destroy Cassandra's... self esteem.
I absolutely loved that part ahaha- I can barely even think about it without almost bursting out laughing, which makes it very hard these Varian clips to watch around other people LOL
I think my dad just walked outta the room 'cause I'm bein' too loud laughin'
Varian: Well, if anybody other than you, I would be worried. *falls down* Who glued my boots to the ground?
Eugene: That's for your balloon prank earlier. Eugene Fitzherbert never forgets.
That was so Funny
It was like, 30 second earlier
I mean.. it literally just happened, lol. I'm more curious how the glue dried that fast, or how his feet came out of both of them.
6:49 When teachers put the most important information at the very bottom of the email.😂
This comment is so underrated
@@superheroslayer3142 thank you
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@@obesemomkod7018 ?
0:51 the cut yell thoooo 😂
ITS EVEN BETTER IF YOU PAUSE BEWTEEN THE FRAMES LOL 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I CANT 😭😭😭😭
VARIAN IS SO EXTRA I SWEAR
Rapunzel: breaks a promise because everyones about to die and she wants the whole entire world to stay safe
Varian: “smh” * writes 3 power ballads*
Rapunzel: comes to help Varian get his dad out of amber
Varian: LETS SPEED THIS UP *starts encasing Rapunzels mom in amber *
Like I swear he’s so dramatic
The power ballads made me happy ngl...
We love us a drama queen, in this case a dramatic king I suppose.
Edit: I am kinda disappointed this didn't happen:
"RAPUNZEL!! I 👏 USED 👏 YOU 👏"
*I really wish he clapped while saying that*
@@jenniflower6569
YES
... When Varian threatened to encase the Queen in amber, *The king was there to kill Varian, and Rapunzel was only there to get her mom to safety. Nobody- not a single corinian- had any intention whatsoever of helping Kiran or Varian.*
They wanted his *HEAD*. Who put that sequence of events in your head?!
Scorpio energy
I LOVED HOW YOU ENDED WITH HIM SAYING "Alchemy" that was PERFECTOMONDO!
just finished watching a video of all the times Varian laughed, looked at my recommended, and asked myself, is that video called the Varian Sass Project? All of my dreams are coming true.
ENOUGH WITH THE LEGENDS!!!
My god, Varian was in a really bad mood!
Alchemist characters are so friggin cool, and our boy Varian is no exception!!
(Except he’s also cute and precious at the same time)
He's such a kid and we all love him.
Varian: I'm not sure if I should be fascinated or terrified. *sees floating eyes* And we have a winner.
Varian: *whispers* I started the rumor. *winks*
4:56 That part was absolute gold and the way Jeremy Jordan delivered his lines it was perfect
Jeremy Jordan is always perfect
Me at 0:02: HOL UP HE DID THE HAND THINGY-
😮😮😮
@@moss_on_a_rock4587 😮 is RIGHT!
!
Tamaki?
Is he,.,., You know?
7:06 Why didn’t they just use the antidote that Cass used in season 2 to reverse the affects of the memory wand?
Maybe they didn’t know what that was...?
But you make an excellent point 😂
I thought that too
And there's no knowing if it would've been powerful enough to reverse the effects completely, right? Since Rapunzel lost a few years, but the monarchs couldn't even remember their own preferences.
Honestly the whole time Varian was the antagonist I was just like *agreeing with all of his evil plans.* At one point I was literally like: "QUEEN ARIANNA GET TRAPPED IN THAT AMBER I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOU EVEN THOUGH I USED TO THINK YOU WERE COOL BUT YOU AREN'T!" (lololololol)
Tbh, I kinda was the same way, I just felt really bad for him.
Honestly same. Like, I know what he was doing was wrong and that if he and Rapunzel took the time to talk, then maybe things could've gone better, but he was just so entertaining and sympathetic that I was rooting for him. And when he showed up in season 3 I was so happy after being deprived of him in season 2 that I was still rooting for him
1:26 that little whisper-proud-papa-child “alchemy...” gave me life
9:06
Varian: your going to fly like the wind.😀😀😀
Varian: dont touch that😐
Varian: or that😑 *getting annoyed* Varian: OMG DONT TOUCH THAT IT'S GONNA BLOW!
Eugene: *freaks out*
Varian: 🤣🤣🤣🤣
If you only need 1 drop why did you bring a whole barrel?
To test it several times 😃🙂
If the machine works well he can make a storage system for the flynoliom (wat) so that they don't need to refill it every day
Because he's Varian.
10:47 i love this scene so much
When I first saw it I replayed it like 40 times
"it's a device that can destroy cassandr-"
Varian went from pure cute potato to cassandra destroyer 2000
Varian: The results are in. Who will win first prize for best metal? Will it be steel for its durability and thermal conductivity or iron for its lustrous shine in high melting point? *drum roll*
Did you mean to say steel not metal?
Definitely steel. Thermal conductivity is key.
God, that part was so adorable, I almost died of cuteness overload-
9:44
T h a n k y o u I ' l l s t a r t a g a i n
Thats my favorite part
3:11 *Corona, ya know...*
me: *my brain not working for 0.5 seconds completely forgetting they called the place corona* ...w-what?
You know, I have fallen for him as soon as I saw him, idk why tho
Don’t call me out like that- 😀
I mean- he's Varian, we don't need another reason
@@deeboots6252 I wholeheartedly agree...
my little sister was watching Rapunzel and i saw him on screen and started watching it because of him
It's ok to be in love with ourboivari because everyone is
Varian: AND DO NOT TOUCH... anything.
varian : QUIET-
Varian: What?! You know next time, lead with the high doom ratio legends!!
Varian is probably the sassiest one in the entire show!😀
Haha! One of em, at least. I think Cassandra holds that title, though. Almost everything she says has an edge 😂
The title made me crack up "The Varian Sass Project"
@@fab_u_lissa Cass' banter with Eugene was consistently on of the highlights of the show for sure.
9:27 why is the way he says 'who glued my boots to the ground' so funny help
6:08 Eh Corinian, say it with me repunzel Ceeeerrrrriiiinnnnnniiiaaaaneh
Err....it's actually Quirineon :)
0:44
I always laugh at this part because i picture this.
Episode script writer: **writes what we all knew he ment** wait...this is a kids show **censors it**
Same
Varian: *huffs* You added more Flynnoleum, didn't you?
His sassiness is just...(chef's kiss) bootiful
4:54
"She's right, dad"
favorite line besides sandwhiches
Varian: 10 on the doom scale, 10 on the doom scale!!
You made 80 percent of the comments, holy
yepeskeyfan_girl I know right? Lol
8:05 "oh come on😑"
7:26
Rethinking his entire plot growth and character developement in this moment
Even when he’s tricking Rapunzel into taking the magical sundrop flower, he’s still the same Varian we’ve always known.
Varian: Enough with the legends!
0:23
*Add To Be Continued music here*
8:50
*varian being about 200 feet off the ground*
Also varian: NOT NOW
I love how Varian asks the orphan girls didn't they still a bunch of things when he himself put a bunch of ppl in danger and became the antagonist for a while. He's still a great character and one of my favs from the show. I do find it a bit ironic
Yeah I know right? “Didn’t you steal from, you know, dozens of people?” “Well didn’t YOU take over an entire kingdom twice?”
“...touché.”
@@fab_u_lissa That would have been a great line. I wish that was in the show
Rapunzel: I promise you, I promise, this is not the way.
Varian: Sorry princess, but I know first hand how well you keep promises
I love watching villian Varian. But I also love watching hero Varian. Both versions are amazing!!
Varian has everything needed to become a main character of his own show, and yet he didn't get his series greenlighted😒 Varian and The Seven Kingdoms would have been lit.
we need varian series
5:48 Varian: Oh I got more tricks up my sleeves- KABOOM
Varian: All right, Team Awesome! Project Obsidian is a success!
Varian: don't press that
Me: yeah lance
*Lance presses the button*
I would press the button...
YEAH DAD JUST DROPPED A BOOK!
*blows up and varians hair turns him into a porcipine*
ONE OF MY BIG BO- BOOKS..
Varian's sassy every time he's on screen. I would take that any day.😍
Me: *sees Luca in Disney's car, unconscious* Omg! Omg! Omg! *runs to get you, Lance Sterlin, Varian, Walter and Ian* Help! Help!
5:58 HELP Andrew's face is so concerning like is my dude's face stuck like that orrrr
Varian: *screams* Get it off!! No, why?!
Me: I'm not obsessed with varian
*a bunch of varian RUclips videos later*
Me: okay I might have a problem-
I can tell you, during all this trip with Xavier, he wanted to become a villain again just to get rid of him.