Hanks jokes and pranks are basically helping people out secretly lol Hank: "you know h'what be funny, if we fill up Boomhauer's truck with gas and when he comes back he'll be like "how'd that happen?"
Except for when he steals Dales mower and taunts him with photos of it. But of course he feels bad and tells Dale as he thinks hes about to go postal haha.
That's actually not a bad way to Gas Light someone, the gas stays the same, but the milage slowly creeps higher. Never enough to be obvious, but just enough to be noticed & make them wonder if they forgot about driving somewhere.
Taking both those things into consideration I'm surprised he even got served. I tried to order food at a Wendy's once when the dining room was closed so I try to use my bike to get through the drive-thru and it was a bicycle. Long story short I didn't get served
@@garganrose Most places require you to be on a "Motorized Vehicle" Could probably fool them with a phone playing an engine sound and a flash light on the front of the bike. They have to refuse service for liability reasons. You get hit by a car they're at fault.
I feel like every KOTH video needs to have a disclaimer stating "If you didn't get the joke, we're sorry; this show predated Family Guy. You have to actually pay attention to the characters. Yes, I know that's a burden." The gag is that Hank has a very short, simple haircut that he hasn't changed since the age of 14, but he still treats it like a building project: it must be done completely and by the book. This is an extension of Hank's whole personality into a specific area of his life, which is like 90% of the plot points and gags on KOTH. Lawn mowers, cars, propane, sports, politics, work, etc. Hank is simple and rural yet overbearingly fastidious, which is his charm.
You're likely right but there's plenty of drive-thrus with two lanes and obviously the one on the left is easier to use with someone in the passenger seat
idk sometimes u need balance / complement. what makes koth great is every character is flawed. some in more obvious ways than others. hank might enjoy being w ppl who aren't like him
I don't even need to know what lacquer and varnish is to know that was the funniest thing I heard. EDIT: 2 Years later, I'm working in a shop where I dip motors. I now know what he meant by adding laquer on varnish. Varnish is a super sticky component when treated with hot temperatures, it hardens. Adding laquer (we use xylene, paint thinner) makes it more liquidy so you can handle it better. The joke makes me feel like an adult. RE EDIT. It seems like some little female decided to want to correct me, so whatever. I guess no one can say something because they need to be corrected. You know who you are chump. Thanks for your uselessness. Hey but keep the comments coming, I'll start making popcorn for everyone here..
I don't think I've seen this episode, but it's probably my favourite scene. This or the one where Hank gets marijuana poisoning... which again I don't think I've actually watched all the way through.
[Open shot of a store: JACK OFF'S] Hank: "So I tapped him on the shoulder and said with a straight face... EEEREDERREDEREDEEEEEDEDEREDERED" Men: (Laughing in reverese) Hank: "Heheh, LOL!"
Wait, is this the same Jack who went senile in a later episode? Damn. He's like the only guy who aged in this entire show. He looks about 10 years younger here!
The longer version was sadder, with Hank and the other guy losing a few friends along the way to drug addiction, MLMs, and a 42-year late case of SIDS. Hank left out all that to make the story short enough to tell the barbershop guys as well as to not depress them. If he had enough time, they'd learn the tragedies that occur when you fail to put laquer on your varnish.
The Hank gasp is highly underrated. It's such an old man gasp, like your grandpa used to gasp like that if you farted at the table or something during Christmas dinner. He's not quite at "bwaaahhh!!!!", but he's still very disturbed by something that's just happened. Back when men knew how to make things out of wood with their hands and they all had perfect credit, they gasped like that.
So I looked him straight in the eye and said g̴̢̻͚̞̝̣̞͑̍̊̅́̌͗͛̍̒̓͛̆̈́͜͝k̵̡͚̟̠̯̄͒͜͝ę̸̨̼͙͍̯̀̐̔̽̀̓̓̅q̸̠̳̹̙̳̰͓̻͗͌̾͐̕͝a̸̢̡̗̦͔̺͚̟̬̤̭̓ͅf̵͉̻̣̙̓̑̎̊̇̈́̄̽̐̅̾̂̍͜͠ǧ̴̢̻̻̲̟̙̪̝̓͑̀͋̆̈́̑̈̑͜͠͝k̵̛̠̭̻͍̯̠͈̟̻̲̯͕͓͊͂͜͜g̴̬͔͗͗͂͆̅̀̈́̅̈͐́̽͒͜͠͝j̷̜̥̤̀̂̕w̷̦̟̮̻̖̹͖̮̘̭̎̿͒͛͊r̸͚̪̒̾̽̓͂̓͒̄͆͌̋̈̎͘ḛ̴̟͍͚͎̯̘̯͈͊̓́͝g̶͎̤̖͍̺̱̗̲͇͔͖̦̬̩͎̒̑̓ Heheheh, lol
LMFAO dude that reference sent me on a cosmic trip down memory lane. I was like "man I know I heard hank say that before somewhere..." took me a few moments to remember that ytp. who was it by? cant remember.
I just want to express my gratitude for documenting these important historical events. I think I speak for everyone when I say you're doing God's work.
"Wait a minute, I know that engine." I used to know the engine of my Cub Cadet exactly, then eventually we got a John Deere and it's the fourth one in the neighborhood. All the same damn model. Can't tell em apart until I eventually give mine a tune-up.
@werty1432k There's the episode where Dale gets a pirate radio channel. Hank says, 'Dammit Dale, are you stealing my shingles again?' The conversation ends with Dale saying he's played Hank like a set of spoons.
Look at poor Cotton Hill trapped in the periphery of the time dilation field he was forced to live through World War II twice. And upon reentry to a normal time his mind unable to reconcile two diametrically opposed experiences he died well before his time.
Now as an adult, you guys don't understand how Texan that scene was.... a fucking whataburger man. That's Texan on a top 5 list of most Texan Things as follows 1. God. 2. Football 3. Guns 4. Sweet Tea 5. Whataburger
Being a house painter since 87 I can absolutely confirm that all u tightassed Harvey home owners who wont pony up and hire a professional painter should by all means put some lacquer in your varnish. Especially on something real nice or antique. Happy painting efferz.😳
gosh darnnit I search a couple of DIY and home improvement tutorials and youtube starts recommending me King of the Hill clips. i don’t know how to feel about this.
Hanks jokes and pranks are basically helping people out secretly lol
Hank: "you know h'what be funny, if we fill up Boomhauer's truck with gas and when he comes back he'll be like "how'd that happen?"
Chaotic Lawful Good
Hank's such a nice guy
Except for when he steals Dales mower and taunts him with photos of it. But of course he feels bad and tells Dale as he thinks hes about to go postal haha.
That's actually not a bad way to Gas Light someone, the gas stays the same, but the milage slowly creeps higher. Never enough to be obvious, but just enough to be noticed & make them wonder if they forgot about driving somewhere.
@@rosk169 Keep in mind Hank is a nice guy except when he's not. And when he is not, he's absolute vengeful.
He went to Whattaburger on that thing. LOL.
Andrew Toone damn it dale!
Andrew Toone that's normal out there
ThisIsStupidist I live in Texas & never saw a lawnmower at a drive thru
Jeremy Hill Texas is big then you got other states who have no shame too
ThisIsStupidist damn
Dale not only pulled up on the mower, he came in through the wrong side of the drive thru lol.
Taking both those things into consideration I'm surprised he even got served. I tried to order food at a Wendy's once when the dining room was closed so I try to use my bike to get through the drive-thru and it was a bicycle. Long story short I didn't get served
Yo shit I didn't even notice that, I was too distracted by the mower... like Hank.
Just today I ordered at a DQ by walking in the drivethu because my trailer wouldn't fit lol cheese curds were worth it 😋😊
@@garganrose Most places require you to be on a "Motorized Vehicle" Could probably fool them with a phone playing an engine sound and a flash light on the front of the bike. They have to refuse service for liability reasons. You get hit by a car they're at fault.
@@garganrose Crazy, I've seen people walk through the drive-thru before.
Don't know why they wouldn't serve you.
Hank hears the faint hum of a Small Engine outside in immediately knows it's his lawnmower.
A man knows his engine 😎😂
Do... Do you not know the sound of your own engine?
@@FalonGrey not my lawnmower
@@SeanLaMontagne 🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️
if you don't know the sound of your own machinery, is it even really yours?
I love how the barber wasn't finished with his hair, but when Hank looks in the mirror it looks perfectly fine
That's the joke
Thx for explaining the joke to the less intellectually gifted.
Only someone who uses charcoal would think his hair looked perfectly fine.
@MCRMedia You underestimate the efficient power of clean burning propane.
I feel like every KOTH video needs to have a disclaimer stating "If you didn't get the joke, we're sorry; this show predated Family Guy. You have to actually pay attention to the characters. Yes, I know that's a burden."
The gag is that Hank has a very short, simple haircut that he hasn't changed since the age of 14, but he still treats it like a building project: it must be done completely and by the book. This is an extension of Hank's whole personality into a specific area of his life, which is like 90% of the plot points and gags on KOTH. Lawn mowers, cars, propane, sports, politics, work, etc. Hank is simple and rural yet overbearingly fastidious, which is his charm.
All this time, I never noticed Dale is going to the left of the restaurant window, when he should be headed right.
You have to do those kinds of things to keep the U.S. Postal Service and their overlords in the Red Cross from guessing your next move. Sh-Sh-Sha!
You're likely right but there's plenty of drive-thrus with two lanes and obviously the one on the left is easier to use with someone in the passenger seat
All whataburger restaurants drive throughs are on the left hand side.
Or the video could be mirrored to prevent shitty copyright.
@@Mocita but if you look at the name of the barber shop, it's from left to right
Aw it seems like Hank would be better off with the people in the barbershop, than his back alley friends Dale, Bill and Boomhauer.
I believe he hangs with them because he knows they're likely to get killed or put in jail without his intervention.
@@edgarbanuelos6472 they've also known each other since 2nd grade
you only see them when they at their barbershop best, its like judging a family based on their Christmas card
Boomhauer was a texas ranger so he would have been ok
idk sometimes u need balance / complement. what makes koth great is every character is flawed. some in more obvious ways than others. hank might enjoy being w ppl who aren't like him
I don't even need to know what lacquer and varnish is to know that was the funniest thing I heard.
EDIT: 2 Years later, I'm working in a shop where I dip motors. I now know what he meant by adding laquer on varnish. Varnish is a super sticky component when treated with hot temperatures, it hardens. Adding laquer (we use xylene, paint thinner) makes it more liquidy so you can handle it better. The joke makes me feel like an adult.
RE EDIT. It seems like some little female decided to want to correct me, so whatever. I guess no one can say something because they need to be corrected. You know who you are chump. Thanks for your uselessness.
Hey but keep the comments coming, I'll start making popcorn for everyone here..
lacquer is used for a number of hard and potentially shiny finishes applied to materials such as wood. something like that
Lacquer and varnish are the same thing. Synonymous words.
@@gametimewithjamie Thanks for doing a Google search, nerdboy.
@@epicpokey02 No they are not. I've been a painter since 87, trust me.
this is the biggest glowup I've ever read
Even without context this clip does a good job showcasing the incredibly dry humor of this show.
The legend himself, hell yea! You're alive! If only Durhamrockerz was still with us.
I don't think I've seen this episode, but it's probably my favourite scene. This or the one where Hank gets marijuana poisoning... which again I don't think I've actually watched all the way through.
I don't know why but everytime he says " a little lacquer in that varnish" I think its the funniest thing ive ever heard
It has to do with other people laughing it triggers laughter.
Wtf is lacker?
@@anunentitledmotivatedmille7731 No. I’ve heard people laugh at things and I’m like “wtf”
@@bigplanner search up laugh circles they literally laugh at nothing.
@@Tywil714 lacquer
Dale is living epitome of "chaotic Neutral"
[Open shot of a store: JACK OFF'S]
Hank: "So I tapped him on the shoulder and said with a straight face...
EEEREDERREDEREDEEEEEDEDEREDERED"
Men: (Laughing in reverese)
Hank: "Heheh, LOL!"
I was passing through Fort Stockton Texas and saw a guy driving a lawn more on the city streets. I immediately remembered this and laughed.
So I tapped him on the shoulder and said with a straight face. " *OAHSHSJWOQHSJWKWHWWH* "
(chuckles) LOL!
Jack's Off
This scene is forever ruined by that poop, lol.
Eh eh he eh eh
Toasted Hashbrown that poop made this scene even more beloved.
Wait, is this the same Jack who went senile in a later episode?
Damn. He's like the only guy who aged in this entire show.
He looks about 10 years younger here!
Barbery can age you a lifetime
"So I tapped him on the shoulder and said with a straight face, 'They don't like to see you minin'. They wanna see you losin' all your diamonds.'"
"Long story short, he put laqueur on it."
How could that be a long story? LOL
The longer version was sadder, with Hank and the other guy losing a few friends along the way to drug addiction, MLMs, and a 42-year late case of SIDS. Hank left out all that to make the story short enough to tell the barbershop guys as well as to not depress them.
If he had enough time, they'd learn the tragedies that occur when you fail to put laquer on your varnish.
The bit we heard was long enough lol
The Hank gasp is highly underrated. It's such an old man gasp, like your grandpa used to gasp like that if you farted at the table or something during Christmas dinner. He's not quite at "bwaaahhh!!!!", but he's still very disturbed by something that's just happened. Back when men knew how to make things out of wood with their hands and they all had perfect credit, they gasped like that.
Lol, its always "dammit dale" or "dammit bill".
we're two beta males at the prime of our lives
I can’t unhear the YTP edits
I have actually seen this done while working on a machine at McD’s. I have the pictures to prove it!
So I looked him straight in the eye and said g̴̢̻͚̞̝̣̞͑̍̊̅́̌͗͛̍̒̓͛̆̈́͜͝k̵̡͚̟̠̯̄͒͜͝ę̸̨̼͙͍̯̀̐̔̽̀̓̓̅q̸̠̳̹̙̳̰͓̻͗͌̾͐̕͝a̸̢̡̗̦͔̺͚̟̬̤̭̓ͅf̵͉̻̣̙̓̑̎̊̇̈́̄̽̐̅̾̂̍͜͠ǧ̴̢̻̻̲̟̙̪̝̓͑̀͋̆̈́̑̈̑͜͠͝k̵̛̠̭̻͍̯̠͈̟̻̲̯͕͓͊͂͜͜g̴̬͔͗͗͂͆̅̀̈́̅̈͐́̽͒͜͠͝j̷̜̥̤̀̂̕w̷̦̟̮̻̖̹͖̮̘̭̎̿͒͛͊r̸͚̪̒̾̽̓͂̓͒̄͆͌̋̈̎͘ḛ̴̟͍͚͎̯̘̯͈͊̓́͝g̶͎̤̖͍̺̱̗̲͇͔͖̦̬̩͎̒̑̓
Heheheh, lol
Hank, canyoumowyourlawninahurricanenopedidntthinksohahahaha
This right here is why people are moving from California to Texas
Lol,poor Hank. With friends like Dale,who needs an enemy? Kick his ass real hard one day Hank,LOL!
2 people didn't put lacquer In their varnish
Looks like 5 people didn't put a little lacquer in their varnish
31 people now
43 lacquerlessors
Damnit Dale. the epitome of my closest friendship. and the most frequently uttered phrase by me
Hank will forever remind me of my late grandpa, always had a clean cut and was a straight cut man. Loved dry jokes too lol
0:04
HIRAHUREHIRAHURE
He-eh, LoOol
"Hehe, LOOOOOOOL."
Looking for this comment yey
LMFAO dude that reference sent me on a cosmic trip down memory lane. I was like "man I know I heard hank say that before somewhere..." took me a few moments to remember that ytp. who was it by? cant remember.
@@lokidude100 It was by Durhamrockerz, 2009 was an interesting year, remember watching this when I was 15.
This has got to be the most wholesome show ever
BEST... CATCHPHRASE... EVER! xDDDDD
heheh
lol
“Hank I’m half way done, you can’t go out there lookin like thaat!”
•looks exactly the same•
“BWAAH!”
0:01
Where's the OFF at though?
0:18 _DAMN IT DALE!_
0:10 look at the scissors, he's not even cutting his hair lol, he's snipping the air.
The fact that I have a truck I still use Hanks lawnmower
You can't be Dale Gribble, he'd never use his real name online. Smh 0/10 not Rusty Shackleford.
@@HeisBeppo yea I'm gonna change it soon
This is the episode where Dale destroyed Hanks lawn with his mr pibb soda
and "Aqua-Hol"
Hank Hill is a comedy genius.
I just want to express my gratitude for documenting these important historical events. I think I speak for everyone when I say you're doing God's work.
Durhamrockerz brought me here.
0:18 close your eyes and listen its hilarious!
This was a really good episode
"Wait a minute, I know that engine."
I used to know the engine of my Cub Cadet exactly, then eventually we got a John Deere and it's the fourth one in the neighborhood. All the same damn model. Can't tell em apart until I eventually give mine a tune-up.
Put a little licorice in that varnish 👍🏻.
This is how I tell people to remember my name lol
@werty1432k There's the episode where Dale gets a pirate radio channel. Hank says, 'Dammit Dale, are you stealing my shingles again?' The conversation ends with Dale saying he's played Hank like a set of spoons.
Heh! LOL!
Dale drove the wrong way in the drive thru lol
Gotta appreciate the research done by the writers. That right there is a straight-up Whataburger, and I wouldn’t want it any other way
If only he went to Burger World, then Tom Anderson would have something to say about it.
LOL!
For context
Can somebody explain what "Lacquer" is?
0:05 a little lacquer in that varnish
I wouldn't want to walk out there looking like that either
I love how Jack aged like 20 years I the show.
The ravages of time outside the time dilation bubble can be brutal.
Look at poor Cotton Hill trapped in the periphery of the time dilation field he was forced to live through World War II twice. And upon reentry to a normal time his mind unable to reconcile two diametrically opposed experiences he died well before his time.
Various.
How in the hell is he going to move his head all around while getting a haircut.
Long story short he put some lacquer in it.
Damnit, Dale!!
Which
Thank god they put lacquer in it
He put Soda inside the gas tank
MegaJohnnytv It's Mr. Pibb
Jack didn't age well after this.
Very impressive how many great jokes were done in that short window of time. Probably my favorite episode
Sorry guys, what thay phrase means? I think is something sexual. Could you explain to me please? Thanx a lot!
Why is Hank getting angry with his friend now?
Dale was supposed to mow his own lawn, not drive it around town and waste Hank's gas.
Damn it, Dale!
Why was this recommended lmfao
he doesnt look any different
Oh, and thanks for uploading this!
When your character is so unfunny it’s hilarious
I've never watched this show but I watch the clips when it shows up in my feed. I lowkey wanna watch the show now.
Honestly, the 'Damnit Dale!' series could probably have a couple hundred entries...
I mean I’m not surprised. I’ve seen a horse in the drive thru.
Note to self....Soda in the gas tank is not fuel. Sorry Hank
It's Mr. Pibb.
After it cut to the next shot, the drive thru person is gone.
Whattaburger is better than in n out.
He he lacker, I gotta remember that one.
BWAAAAH!
I know that engine
dAMmIt DaLE
@masternachos Yeah it was a good suggestion :) and if you know of any other "dammit dale" scenes let me know! :D
dammit dale
a heh heh heh
Now as an adult, you guys don't understand how Texan that scene was.... a fucking whataburger man. That's Texan on a top 5 list of most Texan Things as follows
1. God.
2. Football
3. Guns
4. Sweet Tea
5. Whataburger
We always go to Whataburger on our tractors and lawn mowers in Texas.......I thought everybody knew this.
Spare me
Me: 0:18
Being a house painter since 87 I can absolutely confirm that all u tightassed Harvey home owners who wont pony up and hire a professional painter should by all means put some lacquer in your varnish. Especially on something real nice or antique.
Happy painting efferz.😳
0:16
Zero dislikes? I guess Seth McFarlane hasn't seen this video yet.
Cracked Dagger he has now. Along with his 4 alt accounts.
The only think I can think of when I see this scene is the Durhamrockerz RUclips Poop The Life and Death of Mr Hill
gosh darnnit I search a couple of DIY and home improvement tutorials and youtube starts recommending me King of the Hill clips. i don’t know how to feel about this.
I almost forgot, can you mow your lawn in a hurricane? Nope Didn't Think So. HaHaHa
@masternachos I'll definitely have to look into that episode, thanks!
It ran on Mr Pib let's not forget.
@CoolerKing37 lol now I'm just getting trolled
0:18 damn it Dale!
He chose a good barber.