Hank actually did get played. He can't use his block captain powers to get Dale to take it down because now Dale has his expressed permission. Dale won this one clean.
@Ricky Parmar I don't think Hank ultimately cares whether Dale puts that on his own roof or not. It isn't like an antenna on a roof isn't something we are already accustomed to seeing on a house.
@@carultch He very well might if Dale felt the need to trick him into permitting it. The antenna might need to be slightly out of regulation. Hank is a stickler for rules, but also keeps his word.
@@alexanderredhorse1297 Exactly. A verbal agreement is just hearsay. Anyone can deny what they allegedly said, and you'll never know who's telling the truth.
@@carultch Hank's conscience wouldn't let him lie about it though. In the end though I doubt he cares either way, Dale just likes to feel like he's a rebel outsmarting the system. Just feeling like he tricked Hank is all he was after.
@@jmanrambo5144 Having purchased shingles fairly recently, a pack of shingles costs $26 if you're going for the cheaper ones. For each 'square' of shingles (3 packs) you cover 100 square feet of roof. Because the roof is not level, the roof will have a higher square footage than the home (assuming a single story building). So, take a 2,000 square foot house, add say... 400 extra square feet for the slant of the roof, and you've got 2400 square feet. That's 24 squares of shingles. So, 72 packs, times $26, for $1872 to shingle an entire roof. And now you know more about the price of shingles than you ever wanted to.
Dales logic does make sense he pretended to place the antenna on hanks hills roof so then hank would want it off his roof and tell him TO put it on dales roof thats not hanks so hank would be okay with dales crazy conspiracy theoryys and the enf bog braijn time!!!
It’s really not- amount of effort to go through that hoping Hank would say “put that on your roof”, knowing full well he could easily object to Dale putting it on any roof
He's also the block captain and apparently responsible for giving out ordinances and permissions, such as the episode where Dale wanted to erect a watchtower
Well, it does take a good amount of wit to remain the court jester. After all, you gotta come up with fresh material to keep the king from executing you....
Would Hank really care about an antenna on Dale's roof? It doesn't really affect anyone else in the neighborhood, and it would be the least of his concerns regarding disputes that happen on the block.
The older I get, the funnier this show becomes. That's probably why younger people either love or hate this show but a geniunely older audience loves this show.
Because it has shit in it a younger kid won't deal with. Tell me you haven't seen a neighbor like Dale who is absolutely weird as shit but usually harmless.
@@roetemeteor Well no my neighbors aren't weird as Dale. But I do have some interesting neighbors to say the least. We all coexist for the most part. One neighbor runs his whole masonry business on his property and he has like 5 or 6 hunting dogs all caged up( this is a countryside township so our neighbors can own as many dogs as they like). I have another neighbor with cows and lots of them. We have sheep, alpacas, chickens, and ducks and the neighbors on the end have chickens and turkeys. So we all are odd in some ways and the most friction we have is a guy in the neighborhood converted farmland into a racing track and we were briefly dealing with junker cars racing in our quiet neighborhood.
Well there's 24 hours in an average day throughout the year, and with leap seconds, one day out of every 500 ends up with an extra second. In December, the day can be about 30 seconds longer, and in September it can be about 21 seconds shorter. For most practical purposes, we just go by the average over the course of the year, and call that 24 hours. What ends up happening is that solar noon drifts by up to about 15 minutes from the mean solar noon at your location after the discrepancies between the clock and the sundial accumulate over a couple months.
Jman Rambo imagine having a neighbour who robin hoods your shingles and fixes everyone’s roof but yours so only one pack needs to be bought instead of dozens... but it’s you who has to buy it and put them on your own roof... that’s a head scratcher
Hank probably did win that battle, because if I think about it, Hank would’ve probably complained about it being installed on Dale’s roof, so Hank telling him to do so was somewhat a genius move. Lol.
@megabrownieboy Hmmmm I guess so but its just such a Dale centric clip, which is why I made it a random from Dale. I guess its gotta be a dammit Dale though!
@420shleek Yeah I've been seeing your name in the comments for a while now! :D If you haven't already you can catch up on all 211 clips in the playlist in the description :)
Hank actually did get played. He can't use his block captain powers to get Dale to take it down because now Dale has his expressed permission. Dale won this one clean.
@Ricky Parmar I don't think Hank ultimately cares whether Dale puts that on his own roof or not. It isn't like an antenna on a roof isn't something we are already accustomed to seeing on a house.
@@carultch He very well might if Dale felt the need to trick him into permitting it. The antenna might need to be slightly out of regulation. Hank is a stickler for rules, but also keeps his word.
unless it's in writing, nothing matters
@@alexanderredhorse1297 Exactly. A verbal agreement is just hearsay. Anyone can deny what they allegedly said, and you'll never know who's telling the truth.
@@carultch Hank's conscience wouldn't let him lie about it though. In the end though I doubt he cares either way, Dale just likes to feel like he's a rebel outsmarting the system. Just feeling like he tricked Hank is all he was after.
Are we going to gloss over the fact that Dale has been known to steal shingles.
my exact thought was who in the hell steals shingles??? lmao
Dale, apparently.
@@jmanrambo5144 Having purchased shingles fairly recently, a pack of shingles costs $26 if you're going for the cheaper ones. For each 'square' of shingles (3 packs) you cover 100 square feet of roof. Because the roof is not level, the roof will have a higher square footage than the home (assuming a single story building). So, take a 2,000 square foot house, add say... 400 extra square feet for the slant of the roof, and you've got 2400 square feet. That's 24 squares of shingles. So, 72 packs, times $26, for $1872 to shingle an entire roof.
And now you know more about the price of shingles than you ever wanted to.
@@WombatDave definitely, especially seeing as I have a tile roof. I don't think we can get even get shingles in this country.
capnskiddies what country?
Dale's logic actually makes sense......
9 years 😬
@@KREEZY. Bruh
Dales logic does make sense he pretended to place the antenna on hanks hills roof so then hank would want it off his roof and tell him TO put it on dales roof thats not hanks so hank would be okay with dales crazy conspiracy theoryys and the enf bog braijn time!!!
@@KREEZY. ur mum gay
@@awesomeapostolic4492 ikr
Wow that's a genius plan. Good job Dale.
It’s really not- amount of effort to go through that hoping Hank would say “put that on your roof”, knowing full well he could easily object to Dale putting it on any roof
@@crypastesomemore8348 but it clearly worked though.
Funny enough the RUclips algorithm also brought this video back to me 2 years later.
This is an actual tactic in negotiation. Make an offer that is worse than the offer you intend to make so your real offer seems tame in comparison
Damnit, Dale.
Its impressive that hank can immediately recognize Dale’s shadow like this isnt the first time it’s happened
No one else wears a baseball cap and chain smokes
Well it wasn't the first time he was stealing shingles previously.
@@andrewjennings947 and there was also the time when he painted an American flag up there
It's either Dale stealing shingles or Bill about to hang himself
@@ShaDOWDoG667 in Texas?
Y'know, considering Hank goes out of the way to play straight-man to his friends' antics, Dale actually made a lot of sense here.
He's also the block captain and apparently responsible for giving out ordinances and permissions, such as the episode where Dale wanted to erect a watchtower
You think there's more than 24 hours a day?
drdiscostu there actually is. It’s just so small an amount that it takes 4 years to equal one extra day. Hence Leap Year
@@chuckfinley6747 no, that is referencing the fact that a revolution around the sun doesn't line up neatly with the earth revolving...
@@chuckfinley6747 touche!
The King gets outsmarted by one of his subjects.
Even worse, he gets outsmarted by the court jester
Well, it does take a good amount of wit to remain the court jester. After all, you gotta come up with fresh material to keep the king from executing you....
@@mattneff The court wizard*
No, dale outsmarted hank
It's actually crazy just how many of Dale's schemes pretty much worked.
extermator! *puts on generals clothes and sluates while walking by* *changes into extermator clothes*. exertmator!
@@thewewguy8t88 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAHA
I'm sure you all seen the sad news. Rest in peace Johnny Hardwick. Thank you for the laughs and the memories. 😭
“He played us like DAMN FIDDLE!!!”
I came here to post that.
Katz is probably is dales uncle
Kahn: "No, fiddles hard to play. He played you like a cheap kazoo."
To be fair, you can't blame Dale for his logic. Seems like every time he tries something, Hank's gotta butt in and call him a jackass or whatever.
True like when Dale build that watchtower before and Hank protested against it.
Tbf the one time he left dale to do whatever he wanted, he almost killed everyone under a truck.
Dale's crazy logic makes me question reality sometimes...I should tune in to 84.372 for help.
Key word about the shingle thefts: "Again".
Lol the reason its funny is because Hank is Block Captain and wouldve slapped Dale with an ordinance letter. Now he has verbal permission. Legend.
Would Hank really care about an antenna on Dale's roof? It doesn't really affect anyone else in the neighborhood, and it would be the least of his concerns regarding disputes that happen on the block.
@@carultch You've never dealt with an authoritarian HoA have you?
@@roetemeteor I haven't. But I know all about it. My mom declined to buy a home because of the insane rules of an authoritarian HOA.
Verbal agreements are worth the paper they're printed on.
@@roetemeteor Authoritarian seems like the wrong word for something where everyone is a member and has a vote.
Stealing shingles?
TheAlfrulz It's Dale. Don't question it or you'll get an eight hour long conspiracy theory about lizard people controling the shingle market.
@@TheDUDERulez1 Lizard people? Where does one come up with such a thing?
@@parker-boy98 The same place someone thought up the theory about the government putting fluoride in our water supply to control us.
And also the government's plan to store our nation's silver supply in our mouths, people I emplore you rip out your fillings!
TheAlfrulz roof shingles
0:05 Damn it Dale are you stealing shingles again?
"Are you stealing shingles again?"
Hell of a question
I'm becoming more and more like Dale every year and it concerns me...
SQUIRREL TACTIC!
@@aba192 POCKET SAND!
@@zena2239 SH SHA
@@zena2239 Pocket Sand was awesome!
Its good youre aware of this. Irs not too late to seek help from a professional counselor
I honestly cant tell if Dale really did plan it that way or if he's just trying to save face........It's Dale Gribble, it really could go either way.
You should be able to tell because the antenna wasn't installed into anything and he just picked it back up.
I love how it doesn’t seem ridiculous that Hank wouldn’t be okay with an eyesore of a big antenna being on his neighbours roof.
The voice actor of Dale (Johnny Hardwick) passed away 4 days ago I feel like a part of my childhood was taken he was always my favorite character 💔
hank got played like a set of spoons
The older I get, the funnier this show becomes. That's probably why younger people either love or hate this show but a geniunely older audience loves this show.
Because it has shit in it a younger kid won't deal with. Tell me you haven't seen a neighbor like Dale who is absolutely weird as shit but usually harmless.
@@roetemeteor Well no my neighbors aren't weird as Dale. But I do have some interesting neighbors to say the least. We all coexist for the most part. One neighbor runs his whole masonry business on his property and he has like 5 or 6 hunting dogs all caged up( this is a countryside township so our neighbors can own as many dogs as they like). I have another neighbor with cows and lots of them. We have sheep, alpacas, chickens, and ducks and the neighbors on the end have chickens and turkeys. So we all are odd in some ways and the most friction we have is a guy in the neighborhood converted farmland into a racing track and we were briefly dealing with junker cars racing in our quiet neighborhood.
Played him like a damn fiddle
spoons
Like a set of spoons
One of the smarter moves GRIBBLE has come up with.....
Anyone else notice that Hank was waiting at the door for his newspaper 🗞🤣😂
Put that crap on your own roof!
ha i only did this to get permission to do that
Did someone say *SPOONS?*
SPOOOOOOOOON!!!!!!
The God of Spoons
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I'm gonna go out on a limb and say your favorite superhero is The Tick. Spoon!
Something SPOON something TOO BIG?
🍨
Dale will always be the Sharpest Bulb in the Crayon Box.
I watched this a couple of weeks ago. Dale has some of the best moments in king of the hill.
So is there only 24 hours in a day? Dale never told us
You should've tuned in to 84.372
@@parker-boy98 You could, if you were in Japan.
Well there's 24 hours in an average day throughout the year, and with leap seconds, one day out of every 500 ends up with an extra second. In December, the day can be about 30 seconds longer, and in September it can be about 21 seconds shorter.
For most practical purposes, we just go by the average over the course of the year, and call that 24 hours. What ends up happening is that solar noon drifts by up to about 15 minutes from the mean solar noon at your location after the discrepancies between the clock and the sundial accumulate over a couple months.
"I was a business man, doing business"
Wow, a Dale plan that actually worked.
I would totally listen to Dale Radio....
This is actually amazingly intelligent. I admire this Dale man
Sounds like that antenna needs some WD40
Probably wanna use oil made from dino-squeezings, superior lubrication compared to products like DubbyaDee that are derived from fish-squeezings.
DUBYADEE FORDEE
i need more dale gribble in my life
I need to try that tactic one day.
0:30 Dale: Hah I Played like a Set of Spoons
Imagine coming home from vacation to notice your singles are missing.
“Dale are you stealing shingles again”
Dale is the man.
Thanks for uploading this!
RIP Dale
King of the hill is the greatest anime of all time change my mind
There is no such thing as good anime. King of the Hill is good. Guess what?
That's terrific
"Anyone remember The Drifters?"
Talk about big brain move
imagine having a neighbor that steals shingles from you
Jman Rambo imagine having a neighbour who robin hoods your shingles and fixes everyone’s roof but yours so only one pack needs to be bought instead of dozens... but it’s you who has to buy it and put them on your own roof... that’s a head scratcher
Straight up checkmate
“Damnit Dale, are you stealing shingles AGAIN?”
Anyone notice that Dale at the end disconected the antanna from somthing on the roof.
He probably put some sort of basic socket on the roof to hold the antenna up right, and if Hank didn't object he could likely have made permanent.
Dude is a genius
That was...actually pretty sick
No, no. He's got a point
He played Hank like a damn fiddle!
Hank and the guys did the same tactic when they wanted to fix up Khan's trampoline. Hank should've known better.
Dale's a mad genius
@werty1432k this is a great clip. Im glad I discovered your channel. Loyal subsciber since... maybe a couple of weeks.
Hank probably did win that battle, because if I think about it, Hank would’ve probably complained about it being installed on Dale’s roof, so Hank telling him to do so was somewhat a genius move. Lol.
That is hilarious! 😄😆🤣
Dale Gribble is like Hunter S. Thompson and Art Bell put together. That's one heck of an American 🇺🇸
Damn it Dale
Put that crap on your own roof! -Hank
Works every time
DAMN IT, DALE!!
Squirrel Tactics!! Shi shawww!
Dale wasn't just playing 4D chess, he was playing 4000D chess!
Who in the hell steals shingles? Answer: Dale Alvin Gribble.
"Tune in to 84.372 to find out!"
84.372...lol
I just realized hank hill is from the H.O.A
Me: wai- wait a minute
Also me: Daaaaang I think Dale just just played Hank like a set of spoons!
Pocket sand!!!!
@megabrownieboy Hmmmm I guess so but its just such a Dale centric clip, which is why I made it a random from Dale. I guess its gotta be a dammit Dale though!
Wow, that’s actually pretty damn genius
I got him good that time. shhh shhh shaaaa.
Dale's biggest brain move ever
Holy crap this guy
Dale _has_ been known to pull off some pretty impressive Batman Gambits, so it's no real surprise he'd win this.
This was a galaxy brain play on Dale’s part
played you like a damn spoon
Dale are you stealing shingles again ? - didn't know it was a thing. Pretty resourceful.
@420shleek Yeah I've been seeing your name in the comments for a while now! :D If you haven't already you can catch up on all 211 clips in the playlist in the description :)
0:22 - HAII! Vsauce! Michael here!
Modern problems require modern bug sprays
Clever
They played us like a goddamn set of spoons!
He sure played him.
F O O L
They played us like a damn spoon!
Before “played you like a cheap kazoo”, there was “played you like a set of spoons”.
Spoons
Literally no one:
Vsauce: 0:20
B O D I E D
Oh I'm class A alright. 😂😂😂
lol Dale has too much time on his hands.
Lmfao I loved that
It is frankly astonishing how wildly Dale fluctuates between "delusional moron" and "4D Chess Master"...
You know Dale, you could have just told Hank the second antenna is so you can watch New York television.
NGL I'd probably listen
@PunchSydeironReviews I just edited my own clip of that! It's going up tomorrow!
Yup