@[Velvet] kittyrinaVelma Uhhh that doesn't apply here. Hank would still remain honest, and lacking of any conniving even if somebody insulted propane in front of him.
Imagine getting taken from your cell and to the visiting area to see someone you dont know who ask you about if you killed someone with your old golf clubs. You tell him no and he just leaves right then and there.
Poor Hank, the guys should've tried convincing him that Hank owning it was giving it it's proper use and care, thus removing the old, terribleness and restoring it to it's proper value in a sense.
@@mikotoh His club would be being played by an American with a trace a Jewish blood, who is a Texan born in New York with neither blonde hair or blue eyes....yeah, that's exactly what Hitler wouldnt want so yes. Yes indeed if it was Hitler's club.
@Dylan Lyon Ok but how is that relevant to a pair of golf clubs who will probably only be used by hank, and then be given to someone else? People forget stuff in time, and one day the golf clubs will either be broken or the incident will have been completely forgotten. Much of what we hold valuable today could have easily been SUUUPER haunted back in the day, but nobody was left to tell the tale. Only something as stupid as a human being has the ability to be superstitious in the first place, so i don't really take our opinion seriously when it comes to "value". Value defamation can only exist because of stupidity.
Leave it to Hank to drive to Huntsville schedule a visit with an Inmate just for him to say he didn’t use a golf club to commit murder and just leave it at that and drive back to Arlen with a clear conscious.
1:39 "Was it the putter?" "You shot a 38 on the front 9. Do you really wanna know?" Love this delivery for some reason. Go Gribble! Go. Edit 22/08/23 Not to be that guy, but love the love! 325 likes. Thanks folks
@@gcHK47 38 for distance, on hole 9, and larger courses have 2 starts for the hole, front being closer and back being farther behind it. either that or its his score so far for the first 9 holes.
@@gcHK47 The first 9 holes in a typical 18 course golfing field. "A 38 on the front 9" is a fairly great score, especially for a non-dedicated golfer. Most courses have a par of 72 across all their holes. Hank is nearly on-par (which would be 36 most likely), which again, is great.
I wish they took it a step further and hank went full detective and proved the guy wasnt a murderer at all just so he could play with those clubs guilt free. Even without that this whole premise is still very KOTH
@@AtreVire have you seen the episode where Hank does all the research to prove he didn't rent a porno from Arlen Video? I could absolutely see Hank doing this lol
And then at the end of the episode someone points out that even if he didn't do it, it's pretty obvious that the clubs were the murder weapon considering one was found covered in the victim's brain matter.
The actual club used in the murder would not have been sold in a police auction. It is evidence and is (supposed to be) kept forever in the evidence locker. Therefore, his bag should have been one club short.
lol where did you dig up this horseshit? When a criminal case attains finality, all evidence are disposed of, noxious and illegal per se items (like illegal drugs, poisons, fake money) are destroyed, while those which are not (such as golf clubs) are sold at an auction to generate income for the State, or are returned. There is no point in holding on to evidence forever, the court and prosecution service usually retains records of these items but the items themselves are disposed of. Don't you think keeping otherwise useful and valuable items in storage forever and ever is a bit absurd and counter productive? 🤣
@@ballinbalgruuf8198 There is the huge warehouses used by the TSA to hold confiscated items; but then again when do they have any idea of common sense?
@@Jared_Wignall I don't think that Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I suspected that the Cubans or other communist sympathizers somehow were involved. Oswald just pulled the trigger.
@@Jared_Wignall Nah, Dale accepts the JFK assassination as the history books describe it. He did his own research on the assassination and was devastated to realize that the official account of the events made complete sense to him. It shocked him so much that the temporarily became hardcore nationalist.
I think he should be using those golf clubs guilt free. Even if one was used to kill someone, they are just objects. They aren't evil, the person who used them improperly is. It'd be a waste of good clubs to not use them, if anything using them for a good purpose is redeeming them.
Agreed. Same thing with guns. Just because someone used that gun for nefarious reasons doesn't mean I will use that same gun for nefarious reasons. I have a right to defend myself.
So that's why you gave Luke his father's old Lightsaber when you know he used it to brutally murder a bunch of your friends with it. Luckily Luke chose to use it for a good purpose but the scary thing is that Lightsabers (or at least the crystal inside them) are sentient.
"Damn it Boomhauer! You didn't tell me you had a cousin who was involved in some horrible radiation accident." "Man dang ol' I tried to, tell ya what, talkin bout dang ol Tumorhauer always talkin bout that dang ol giggity man."
2:51 isn't that guy Peggy smuggled coke into in another episode ? lol. That's his blonde girlfriend visiting him next to Hank who gave Peggy the "Timer sand" lol.
"So you didn't kill that fella with any of these golf clubs, right?" "No." "Okay then." That was the best conversation in less than 10 seconds. Nearly beats out the part were Duke scratched hank's eye, then moved his wheels a bit, then scene transition.
I feel that when Hank went to go see James about which of the Clubs he used to kill Ted with, he looks at the Clubs and says that none of them were used to kill. Before Hank could say anything, James iterates that the Clubs were no longer his own; they belonged to Hank, and that the moment they came into Hank Hills' possession, they were simply Golf Clubs once again and that the first time Hank used them, they were baptized and are cleansed of James' sins. In an interesting comparison, Ted mentions the Mega-Lo-Mart explosion years ago and that Hank worked in Propane and Propane Accessories. "Do you see Propane as just 'the stuff that blew up the Mega-Lo-Mart'?" It would be an interesting way to finally put the whole Mega-Lo-Mart explosion to rest at long last.
I don't know what his problem is if I owned a set of golf clubs that were used as a murder weapon of a death row inmate they would be the most cherished sporting equipment I own but if he really feels bad about it what he could do is donate them to the Museum of death in New Orleans.
It's kinda ironic that New Orleans of all states has a Museum of Death considering that Chicago is so violent. A total 29 people were murdered in Chicago in 2018.
I can’t believe it hit me years later that the only reason the doctor said no was because everything in prison is recorded except for conversations with your lawyer
If I was given a set of golf clubs that were used in murder, I wouldn't mind. Well of course if the murder was recent and the clubs weren't at least cleaned, then I wouldn't use them.
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You really gotta admire that Hank just takes a man at his word. He doesn't have an ounce of conniving in him.
@[Velvet] kittyrinaVelma Uhhh that doesn't apply here. Hank would still remain honest, and lacking of any conniving even if somebody insulted propane in front of him.
If only our politicians were like that
[Velvet] kittyrinaVelma we don’t joke about propane here sir.
He doesn't have any professional scepticism!
Bill looks so formal and ready to attend some nice event. If he only showered and dressed nicer he would have better luck
"The temptation to yell "fore" must have been overwhelming."
This makes me laugh hard.
I literally just choked on water
I understood that ref
😂😂🤦🏻♂️
🤣🤣🤣
Imagine getting taken from your cell and to the visiting area to see someone you dont know who ask you about if you killed someone with your old golf clubs. You tell him no and he just leaves right then and there.
Probably the highlight of his short week
I don’t know why, but the way you described this situation actually made me laugh
if you're in texas death row any excuse no matter how small or short is worth it
"Okay, then"
@@TheGodfather441 that’s what she said
"you'd best have something stronger than an umbrella"
*9 iron*
"...y'have a nice day."
(fucks off)
That is the best line
I still have a golf club behind my door for this very reason 😂
_Stranger brandishes wrench_ "We're both reasonable people here."
_Hank subtly picks up club_ "You said it, friend."
"... Yawl have a nice day." 👨🔧👋
I love how naive Hank is that he trusts the word of a murderer/embezzler/orthopedic surgeon
I think it’s less naive and more deliberate denial
Hank is the type to take people at their word until he witnesses otherwise. Even then, he can be deliberately naive.
@@SirHojack except dale
The embezzler was the victim, not the murderer.
Yea, that last one is especially true, can't trust those damn orthopedic surgeons
Poor Hank, the guys should've tried convincing him that Hank owning it was giving it it's proper use and care, thus removing the old, terribleness and restoring it to it's proper value in a sense.
The would thought about it but the they would say 'Nahhh'
@@22espec I feel like Bill would've been the one with enough heart to tell Hank this.
But where's the fun in that?
@@ZeroX7649 The fun is in making your good friend feel less terrible in life.
@@FriezaSucks i really liked that last comment of yours there man
0:52
The one time Bill's nonsense doesn't come off as creepy or pathetic. Just comical and friendly, made me chuckle
Right, it's a little sad that he would dream about Hank instead of himself, but Bill constantly improves.
God he really is such a pathetic character. I hate when he does that stupid whimper.
Real talk a masters playoff against a robot sounds like a kickass dream
@@SciontheDark I don't know, having other people in your dream sounds pretty normal.
He’s not pathetic, he’s just a soft and sensitive character, and that makes him a well written character.
Dude, if I shot a 38 on ANY 9, I wouldn't question a dadgum THINGA
I wouldn't be too thrilled if i shot a 38 on an all par 3 front 9....Who am i kidding i would be ecstatic
@@timothyfricke7821 hey...that's little more than an extra stroke per-hole. Bogey golf sounds frickin great to me!
Yeah, I'm lucky if I'm at 36 by the 6th hole lol!
even if it was HITLERS golf club?? huh???
@@mikotoh His club would be being played by an American with a trace a Jewish blood, who is a Texan born in New York with neither blonde hair or blue eyes....yeah, that's exactly what Hitler wouldnt want so yes. Yes indeed if it was Hitler's club.
I'd could use a guilt free hole
Hank has a small urethra
HOTT TAKE: NO SUCH THING
i need a come dumpster.
I'd be lying if I said I was guilt free, however...
*Ahem*
There's one on 5th and main at the bar
I'm 100% okay using these clubs.
It's a tool.
A club has no will of it's own.
Fully agree.
Fact of the matter is that they were all crafted with love and care, and should be used as such: with love.
@@swaghettimemeballs4420 That's exactly what I was thinking, Hank's already "clearing their name" just by using them the way they should be used.
@Dylan Lyon It only lowers the value if you believe in it.
At the end Hank had decided that the clubs were innocent, and that's enough for me.
@Dylan Lyon Ok but how is that relevant to a pair of golf clubs who will probably only be used by hank, and then be given to someone else?
People forget stuff in time, and one day the golf clubs will either be broken or the incident will have been completely forgotten.
Much of what we hold valuable today could have easily been SUUUPER haunted back in the day, but nobody was left to tell the tale.
Only something as stupid as a human being has the ability to be superstitious in the first place, so i don't really take our opinion seriously when it comes to "value".
Value defamation can only exist because of stupidity.
What if someone gave you a car you knew for a fact ran over hundreds of children?
Leave it to Hank to drive to Huntsville schedule a visit with an Inmate just for him to say he didn’t use a golf club to commit murder and just leave it at that and drive back to Arlen with a clear conscious.
Dale: Those clubs don't care if they're striking a Titleist or Dr. Ted Nelson's skull. And neither should you.
"I can't use clubs convicted of murder!" is a pretty wild line
1:39 "Was it the putter?" "You shot a 38 on the front 9. Do you really wanna know?" Love this delivery for some reason. Go Gribble! Go.
Edit 22/08/23 Not to be that guy, but love the love! 325 likes. Thanks folks
If I just shot a 38 on the front 9, I wouldn't want to know either
What is a 38 on the front 9?
@@gcHK47 38 for distance, on hole 9, and larger courses have 2 starts for the hole, front being closer and back being farther behind it.
either that or its his score so far for the first 9 holes.
@@GenoRiolu Thank you.
@@gcHK47 The first 9 holes in a typical 18 course golfing field. "A 38 on the front 9" is a fairly great score, especially for a non-dedicated golfer. Most courses have a par of 72 across all their holes. Hank is nearly on-par (which would be 36 most likely), which again, is great.
Obviously hank is in denial at the end of the episode!😂
Nah, this is coming from the guy who unknowing bought crack, thinking it was fish food
@@ethulwulf5351 good point lol
If your game is that good you also be in denial.
*Huh He MuStVe BeEN a SkIEr*
Skiing with gold clubs
"Consider it my way of saying I'm sorry."
"Sorry for *Hwat* ?"
"Oh you'll know."
That's incredibly ominous.
Especially from Dale.
Dang it, Dale.
I wish they took it a step further and hank went full detective and proved the guy wasnt a murderer at all just so he could play with those clubs guilt free. Even without that this whole premise is still very KOTH
That would have been a great episode! Awesome idea.
No that would've been Family Guy-tier. KotH tries to be mostly realistic
@@AtreVire have you seen the episode where Hank does all the research to prove he didn't rent a porno from Arlen Video? I could absolutely see Hank doing this lol
And then at the end of the episode someone points out that even if he didn't do it, it's pretty obvious that the clubs were the murder weapon considering one was found covered in the victim's brain matter.
Write that down, write that down!
You shot the 38 on the front...you really wanna know?....
okay i not a golf guy but to those who are is that good? Real question here
@@zygas25 36 is usually par for the first 9 holes, so he's only shooting 2 over which is pretty damn good.
@@ilackedtheheart plus .38 caliber is a very popular firearm....own one my self 🤣
Double antandre, well written
It wasn’t until I read your comment that the joke about the “38” struck me. XD
Dale: Its my way of saying I'm sorry.
Hank: ....sorry for what?
Dale: Ooh you'll know.
This is why Dale is my favorite
Dale's always been my favorite
What did Dale do?
I like this, Giving someone something as a gesture for being sorry about giving them said something...
@@LloydLynx He gave Hank the clubs. He gave Hank the clubs as an apology for giving him the clubs
The actual club used in the murder would not have been sold in a police auction.
It is evidence and is (supposed to be) kept forever in the evidence locker.
Therefore, his bag should have been one club short.
So he didn’t use the clubs in the murder!
Forever? No.
On paper YES, but in actual life cases get messy and missplacement happens all the time. They probably just showed a picture in court.
lol where did you dig up this horseshit?
When a criminal case attains finality, all evidence are disposed of, noxious and illegal per se items (like illegal drugs, poisons, fake money) are destroyed, while those which are not (such as golf clubs) are sold at an auction to generate income for the State, or are returned.
There is no point in holding on to evidence forever, the court and prosecution service usually retains records of these items but the items themselves are disposed of.
Don't you think keeping otherwise useful and valuable items in storage forever and ever is a bit absurd and counter productive? 🤣
@@ballinbalgruuf8198 There is the huge warehouses used by the TSA to hold confiscated items; but then again when do they have any idea of common sense?
at 1:16 Dale's undershirt disappears
“The temptation to yell FOUR must have been overwhelming”
*fore
If you are going to quote the video like a muppet, at least do it right.
@@oz_jones you must be fun at parties u awkward son of a beach LOL
Abby: Oh, you’ll know...
Joel: Know what?
Oh my man... No... Lol
I wonder what would happen if Dale found out he fired the rifle used by Lee Harvey Oswald
I doubt he’d mind. Also, Dale is a conspiracy theorist, so I’m sure he’d be happy to own something that a patsy was said to use in killing JFK.
I mean he bought a falcon glove owned by Goering
@@Jared_Wignall I don't think that Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I suspected that the Cubans or other communist sympathizers somehow were involved. Oswald just pulled the trigger.
@@FatGouf Goering was also a murderer depending on your political affiliation. Anyway, he did kill a bunch of civilians.
@@Jared_Wignall Nah, Dale accepts the JFK assassination as the history books describe it. He did his own research on the assassination and was devastated to realize that the official account of the events made complete sense to him. It shocked him so much that the temporarily became hardcore nationalist.
"Would any of you like to take a swing with these clubs?"
"No! Ain't no god dang ole way, man"
The image of Hank holding the mask, smiling, and saying "Huh" could be a meme.
"Consider it my way of saying sorry."
"...Sorry for what?"
"Oh, you'll know."
"You know I could use a guilt free hole" boy do I know that feeling
Thats what younger siblings are for 👌👌
@@violenceisfun991 Ah, the sweet smell of incest.
@@violenceisfun991 you need to be locked away
@@dylanwesley3964 already was, thats kinda the whole premise of my youtube channel
I think he should be using those golf clubs guilt free. Even if one was used to kill someone, they are just objects. They aren't evil, the person who used them improperly is. It'd be a waste of good clubs to not use them, if anything using them for a good purpose is redeeming them.
Could they get off all the human DNA? Can you have golf clubs cleaned? Idk😂
Agreed. Same thing with guns. Just because someone used that gun for nefarious reasons doesn't mean I will use that same gun for nefarious reasons. I have a right to defend myself.
and the golf clubs were a good friend
@@jameshawkins6619 typical right wing racist 😂
So that's why you gave Luke his father's old Lightsaber when you know he used it to brutally murder a bunch of your friends with it.
Luckily Luke chose to use it for a good purpose but the scary thing is that Lightsabers (or at least the crystal inside them) are sentient.
2:09 When you wanna get back into the dating game after months of using only fleshlights
😎
holy shit
how to take an innocent comment from an honest man and turn it into something sick... still funny tho
Bonus: you never got real action since Quarantine.
I love how Hank exposition dumped the murder that the clubs were used for.
Well in a town that size, a murder like that is big news
"He mustve been a skier". Yep, on the blood of his targets xD
I love how the doctor looks away when he says no.
Hank: I could use a guilt free hole.
Quagmire: Giggity.
Hank: BWAAAH! what the hell is wrong with his head?
Epic crossover
"Damn it Boomhauer! You didn't tell me you had a cousin who was involved in some horrible radiation accident."
"Man dang ol' I tried to, tell ya what, talkin bout dang ol Tumorhauer always talkin bout that dang ol giggity man."
@@blackhawks81HThese comments kill me 😂
@@blackhawks81H Tumorhauer 😂
2:51 isn't that guy Peggy smuggled coke into in another episode ? lol.
That's his blonde girlfriend visiting him next to Hank who gave Peggy the "Timer sand" lol.
Oh yeah that's the guy haha.
Oh shit! You’re right. I thought he was on death row.
And it’s the girlfriend too!
Good catch
Other people would pay extra for playing with a murder weapon.
The temptation to yell fore must’ve been overwhelming
"So you didn't kill that fella with any of these golf clubs, right?"
"No."
"Okay then."
That was the best conversation in less than 10 seconds. Nearly beats out the part were Duke scratched hank's eye, then moved his wheels a bit, then scene transition.
Well hank is delusional if he thinks he's going to get an honest answer from a convicted murderer serving time in a federal prison.
The guy didn't even look at Hank when he said no 😂
"only one of the clubs was used in the murder the rest were merely murder adjacent" hahahahahahahahaha
no wonder hank is so happy
that attitude is blissfully innocent
“How In the world did you get these, they better not be hawt” 😂😂😂😂
Hank and Peggy are made for each other.
Peggy was made for Bill
@@TheOrangeRoad go fuck your own hat collection sir
@@TheOrangeRoad Laoma was made for Bill.
@@luxmid7486 Easy there, I think gets the point
Nah hanks to good for her
"No... no not driver nephi who killed 15 NCR soldiers"
virgin murderer vs chad “killed fidy men” cotton
What about me
Killing is killing imo
@@rankrodent2772 Living up to your name aren't you, you fucking rat? I wouldn't expect the likes of you to know anything about self defense or murder.
@@corpsemachine6949 calm down, it’s not gonna change my opinion
@@rankrodent2772 so would you rather have one of the 50 other guys be murderers?
I feel that when Hank went to go see James about which of the Clubs he used to kill Ted with, he looks at the Clubs and says that none of them were used to kill. Before Hank could say anything, James iterates that the Clubs were no longer his own; they belonged to Hank, and that the moment they came into Hank Hills' possession, they were simply Golf Clubs once again and that the first time Hank used them, they were baptized and are cleansed of James' sins. In an interesting comparison, Ted mentions the Mega-Lo-Mart explosion years ago and that Hank worked in Propane and Propane Accessories. "Do you see Propane as just 'the stuff that blew up the Mega-Lo-Mart'?" It would be an interesting way to finally put the whole Mega-Lo-Mart explosion to rest at long last.
2:09 Sounds like my Saturday night
Hank, they only feel wrong cause you think it’s wrong.
King of the Hills endings were genuinely beautiful every fuckin episode
Gotta say, for hank’s age shooting a 38 on the front 9 is pretty damn impressive
"Murder adjacent." sounds like they're explaining me when I was 6
Holy moly the writting on these jokes are fantastic
Hank's at his best when he's not self concious
Aren't we all?
@@kamuilasia5813 true
"You could've killed him, couldn't you?"
"Hai."
"Well, why didn't you then?"
"Because, Daniel-san, Mr Miyagi no want to pick up soap."
I don't know what his problem is if I owned a set of golf clubs that were used as a murder weapon of a death row inmate they would be the most cherished sporting equipment I own but if he really feels bad about it what he could do is donate them to the Museum of death in New Orleans.
Hank's legally anal about everything, he even payed off a traffic ticket that was looked over by the cop.
It's kinda ironic that New Orleans of all states has a Museum of Death considering that Chicago is so violent.
A total 29 people were murdered in Chicago in 2018.
You know Hank is excited when he screams "Wow" out loud on a golf course. It's not good etiquette and he knows it.
Hank - “So you didn’t kill that fella with any of these golf clubs right?”
Duckworth - “... No?”
Hank - “Ok then!”
😂😂😂
Huh Well Duckworth must have been a skier.
"I was uh-" *SpArE Us YoUr miNoR dOmEsTiC DrAmAs*
I thought the joke was going to be that he killed him with the tees, not the clubs
Only John Wick or The Joker can kill someone with a golf tea.
*Stares in Abby*
2:06 DON'T SHOOT I'M DOCTOR TED NELSON!!!
Glad I'm not the only one.
I mean, that's how I got most of my tools. Only 1 Dollar for an 120 Dollar woodman axe and I didn't even need to clean it, looked just as new.
"spare us your minor domestic dramas" LOL
Ok, wild guess but is Dr. Ted Nelson a reference to the movie The Incredible Melting Man ? The moment i heard it i was thinking about it
little known fact, it's actually a reference to Ted Koppel's nick name for the penis of his wife's lover.
I mean, that's like owning OJ's car... I wouldn't mind...
Or finding his steak knife set, slightly used.............😖
@@Kruppt808 Although, that would a certificate hit at barbecues!
Oddly enough the pawn stars got an offer to buy it...they declined.
"I could use a guilt-free hole"
-Hank Hill
Is that the golf club used to make Joel an open minded person in The Last Of Us 2?
“not the orthopedic surgeon who killed the embezzling partner in his practice!” 😂
Dale's a good friend. Glad I got a few like em.
This reminded me that Jonbenet's dad had his friend come into his home to take his golf clubs away while his daughter lay on the floor, dead.
Different times, a lot things were normal back then which everyone gets shitty about nowadays
3:06
Notice how Boomhauer was the only one who didn't agree with Hank statement. That's the ranger in him.
“Better not be hot”😂
In all reality, there's absolutely no way they would auction off the actual murder weapon itself
2:09 "you know i could use a guilt-free hole"
Hank... I know how you feel...
I can’t believe it hit me years later that the only reason the doctor said no was because everything in prison is recorded except for conversations with your lawyer
Oh, Hank, you poor, naive, assless man.😔
i could use a *guilt free hole* phrasing
"Duckworth must have been a skier" lol I never thought Hank could get so dumb
You shot a 38 on the front 9……do you really wanna know?
The most true statement that ever came out of Dale gribbles mouth lol
Dale spent money just to mess with Hank. What a jerk lol
"Sorry for what?"
"Oh, you'll know..."
In a dream when you won the master in a playoffs against a robot
38 on the front 9...I usually hit about a 38 on the front 5.
38 on the front 9 is quite impressive
Next, Dale gets a really sweet deal in a vintage Marlin 336 he got at another police auction during a clandestine visit to Long Island...
Keeps dry firing though, even when it's on the rack in the closet!
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*3:00* tampering with evidence
If sold at a police auction the crimals already beeen convicted and the things sold no longer have any use to them
Yeah they probably just kept the mask in the pocket of the club holder because it was a part of the evidence.
Duckworth must've been a skier...........oh hank.
To be fair he didn't kill anyone with those golf clubs.
Take it easy parcheesi will become my new favorite phrase.
You know they're good if you got em from a murderer. The ghost is guiding your swing
I love that they all already knew about the murder
That Golf Club was about to kill again when that technician was trying to threaten him with a wrench.
Golf Masters
Somehow both Hank and Dale knew most of the details of the murder off the top of their heads.
I love Dale lol
Oh that ending credits music full of warmth and joy
If I was given a set of golf clubs that were used in murder, I wouldn't mind. Well of course if the murder was recent and the clubs weren't at least cleaned, then I wouldn't use them.
Hank you got clubs that would normally cost $3000 for a bargain. Just shut up and enjoy them