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  • Опубликовано: 8 май 2010
  • from king of the hill - will you pimai neighbor

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  • @jackthehacker05
    @jackthehacker05 3 года назад +12560

    This is what schools think happens when you say no to the bully.

    • @angelfloress5063
      @angelfloress5063 3 года назад +153

      True

    • @sabin97
      @sabin97 3 года назад +324

      except in this case he didnt say no. he said "i wont resist in any way shape or form".

    • @baconlover7747
      @baconlover7747 3 года назад +46

      This needs way more likes

    • @troymcclure681
      @troymcclure681 3 года назад +167

      @@sabin97 regardless of what he said you'll still get beat up by a bully if you resist or not

    • @boxmeister3059
      @boxmeister3059 3 года назад +78

      @@troymcclure681 Depends, most of the time, yeah. Sometimes they do it just to get a reaction out of you and if you don't give a shit they'll probably find some other smaller kid to pick on. It won't solve the problem, just cause them to switch targets lol.

  • @c.galindo9639
    @c.galindo9639 6 лет назад +17666

    "If my ass is going to be kicked, then it will be kicked."
    Lmao. Such wise words

    • @DioStandsStill
      @DioStandsStill 4 года назад +283

      Well ain't wrong tho

    • @c.galindo9639
      @c.galindo9639 4 года назад +34

      HOSHI HIKO very true

    • @derbynorington8976
      @derbynorington8976 3 года назад +130

      "Together we can stop this"

    • @c.galindo9639
      @c.galindo9639 3 года назад +21

      Mr applesauce the monk is a wise guy after all lol

    • @ceffreyjastillo
      @ceffreyjastillo 3 года назад +86

      Basically saying it is what it is ...which in reality is true

  • @unclefranklin4575
    @unclefranklin4575 3 года назад +5056

    Hank's never fought an airbender before he's outclassed.

    • @marvinthemaniac7698
      @marvinthemaniac7698 3 года назад +108

      You're right, the monk does look like Aang, only without the arrow.

    • @slamer4000
      @slamer4000 3 года назад +74

      "So, I'm guessing you've never fought an Airbender before. I bet I could take you with both hands tied behind my back!"

    • @skyarmyjd3
      @skyarmyjd3 3 года назад +98

      Nah man Hanls a Propanebender

    • @TheOldScoola
      @TheOldScoola 3 года назад +64

      He bends propane and propane accessories, he may not bend oxygen but he bends a clean burning fuel

    • @unclefranklin4575
      @unclefranklin4575 3 года назад +29

      @@TheOldScoola nah man, he's got a stand: propane nightmare.

  • @rahalmulet1220
    @rahalmulet1220 3 года назад +1834

    *Hank f*cking fights Caillou going through an existential crisis*

    • @godslasthope6021
      @godslasthope6021 3 года назад +15

      Underrated comment right here

    • @GrapeKool-Aid
      @GrapeKool-Aid 3 года назад +9

      I thought he was gonna fight saitama

    • @soappistunes6041
      @soappistunes6041 3 года назад +11

      I was gonna say Aang since.. y'know, he's super spiritual.

    • @shuckieboi3271
      @shuckieboi3271 3 года назад +14

      I thought it said *Hank f*cks Caillou* at first glance

    • @bananabreadloaf
      @bananabreadloaf 3 года назад +7

      Caillou was such a weird fucking show, my little brother used to watch it. I found that bald kid ( Caillou) to be a bit creepy. He’s old enough that he should have some hair at his age, I know some babies are born bald at first, but the kid is like 1-2 years old maybe 3. Why is he bald?

  • @Omuraspencer
    @Omuraspencer 6 лет назад +9561

    If propane is to be sold, then propane accessories will also be sold.

    • @michaelserebreny454
      @michaelserebreny454 4 года назад +89

      Omuraspencer if you have eaten the steak then wash your plate.

    • @frithislord6159
      @frithislord6159 4 года назад +16

      Brilliant🤣

    • @appl_es9205
      @appl_es9205 4 года назад +11

      Michael Serebreny, what happens if there is no plate

    • @michaelserebreny454
      @michaelserebreny454 4 года назад +6

      Blobbio Drando who's answer would you like; the frog from the well or the ocean? 🐸

    • @DDRhappiness17
      @DDRhappiness17 4 года назад +9

      But sometimes one does not need to purchase propane accessories in order to purchase propane alone

  • @CrackHardy
    @CrackHardy 6 лет назад +13881

    *When you're trying to roast that calm kid*

  • @hank1556
    @hank1556 3 года назад +1660

    a monk walked into a pizza joint. he said,
    'make me one with everything'

    • @mindlessrover2001
      @mindlessrover2001 3 года назад +108

      *Dalai Lama stares blankly*

    • @justsomeguy2967
      @justsomeguy2967 3 года назад +28

      Buh dum tiss

    • @Micolashcage1
      @Micolashcage1 3 года назад +23

      Amazing dad joke.

    • @viperswhip
      @viperswhip 3 года назад +14

      @@Micolashcage1 Opinions on that exchange varied wildly based, I think, on political leanings. I saw people making fun of him for making a dumb joke, people saying it was funny, but understanding that the Dalai Lama has probably never ordered pizza, or any fast food before, and then the total asshats that claim he just doesn't get British Comedy, the dumb thing is, they don't get British Comedy. I laughed my ass off, not at the joke, but at the Dalai Lama not getting it. This is a skit right out of Monty Python.

    • @harpseal9234
      @harpseal9234 3 года назад +4

      I remember that
      The dahli lama was confused on that one lol

  • @nintennerdz6939
    @nintennerdz6939 4 года назад +2369

    Aang vs Zuko be like:

  • @AdamDampOwlPowell
    @AdamDampOwlPowell 12 лет назад +9019

    "You're talkin' like a song outta The Lion King."

    • @vikutaa
      @vikutaa 6 лет назад +261

      Adam Powell
      FROM the lion king*

    • @Dodgers_2
      @Dodgers_2 6 лет назад +207

      Or does it make perfect sense!!!

    • @jordanbartley9672
      @jordanbartley9672 6 лет назад +156

      Mr_ Flight1586 What the?... See that’s the type of... I’m gonna kick your ass.

    • @Eeter26
      @Eeter26 6 лет назад +47

      Adam Powell YOU DIDN’T EVEN GET THE FUCKING LINE RIGHT

    • @Zm9yZ290dGVu
      @Zm9yZ290dGVu 6 лет назад +17

      i know this comment is 5 years old but I LOVE YOU, DAMP OWL!!!!

  • @shadow51090
    @shadow51090 12 лет назад +11464

    Trolling Level: Buddhist Monk

    • @theconductoresplin8092
      @theconductoresplin8092 6 лет назад +206

      It's like talking to a
      feminist
      Trasgender
      Antifa member
      Blm supporter
      You can't use commen sense or facts to explain it
      In the end they are gonna scream and powt

    • @aliceakosota797
      @aliceakosota797 6 лет назад +22

      Sure

    • @arkainknight5744
      @arkainknight5744 6 лет назад

      the hat club Esplin m

    • @phil_cassidy
      @phil_cassidy 6 лет назад +161

      the hat club Esplin When you reply to a five year old comment to trigger the libs.

    • @finzfan92
      @finzfan92 6 лет назад +12

      Lol Salty af

  • @crispyandspicy6813
    @crispyandspicy6813 3 года назад +532

    "Stop that, it makes no sense"
    "Or does it make perfect sense?"
    *VSauce music plays*

    • @Kirikirikiru
      @Kirikirikiru 3 года назад +16

      Hey vsauce, Michael here

    • @ronchum5178
      @ronchum5178 2 года назад +5

      I'm going to demonstrate today, that your fingers are everywhere.... and NOWHERE.....

  • @bobsnow6242
    @bobsnow6242 3 года назад +202

    "As the wheel follows the ox that draws the cart, the wind cannot overturn a mountain" is basically just the ancient version of "It really do be like that sometimes."

    • @SanctifiedLux42
      @SanctifiedLux42 7 месяцев назад +5

      Thanks for explaining it for me so I don't have to think about it.

    • @josephsellers5978
      @josephsellers5978 4 месяца назад +2

      If you have seen my old lady drive, you'd know this is complete bs

    • @8-bitSpaceship
      @8-bitSpaceship 3 дня назад +1

      That makes perfect sense.

  • @jaredflynn3750
    @jaredflynn3750 4 года назад +13245

    I like how Hank is so defeated by the fact that he won't fight back since he's a pacifist he's not just going to beat up some guy who won't fight back that's not how Hank rolls

    • @Agent1W
      @Agent1W 3 года назад +319

      Monks would know how to fight back, though. It's just like Mr. Miyagi's approach to pacifism.

    • @jaredflynn3750
      @jaredflynn3750 3 года назад +692

      @@Agent1W not all monks know how to fight though.

    • @DeadlyAlienInvader
      @DeadlyAlienInvader 3 года назад +104

      Also, wouldn’t Hank get arrested if he does that?

    • @Brugar18
      @Brugar18 3 года назад +119

      @@DeadlyAlienInvader he could have troubles with authority by already threatening someone that he will kick his ass

    • @DeadlyAlienInvader
      @DeadlyAlienInvader 3 года назад +24

      @@Brugar18 is that something recently? I remember the earliest time that I have heard about that was in the late 2000’s.

  • @BarberShave19
    @BarberShave19 4 года назад +6686

    Ancient Buddhist proverb, "If my ass is going to be kicked, then it will be kicked."

  • @anthonyruggiero1988
    @anthonyruggiero1988 2 года назад +420

    0:14 I like the subtlety in all their facial expressions. Bill gets lost in the message, Boomhauer looks like he approves of the monk and Dale just smiles because he gets to see Hank get trolled

    • @heavyglamrocker1987
      @heavyglamrocker1987 9 месяцев назад +11

      Dale's just vibing 🚬😌

    • @117kazekage
      @117kazekage 7 месяцев назад +4

      Bill’s expression is the only one that changes tho

  • @jacobreveles7222
    @jacobreveles7222 3 года назад +448

    when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object

    • @gostate009
      @gostate009 3 года назад +2

      Perfect comment!

    • @t65bx25
      @t65bx25 3 года назад +25

      Mathematically, if that happened then the two objects would just phase through each other and nothing would happen.
      Pretty much exactly what happens in the video tbh.

    • @limbonlegs1662
      @limbonlegs1662 3 года назад +6

      Hank hill is an unstoppable force

    • @matix676
      @matix676 3 года назад

      @Mr PrePPer wrong, if the unmovable object isn't able to stop unstoppable force, then the object wasn't unmovable, since it couldn't stop unstoppable force :)

    • @jackcinephile7554
      @jackcinephile7554 3 года назад +2

      They surrender

  • @nikosalad256
    @nikosalad256 6 лет назад +16150

    In brightest day
    In blackest night
    I’ll tell you h‘wat
    The boy ain’t right
    Let those who worship charcoal’s might
    Beware my power
    Propane’s light

  • @supernamekiangodpiccolo7781
    @supernamekiangodpiccolo7781 6 лет назад +12410

    Saitama vs Vegeta full Fight

    • @fireemblem2770
      @fireemblem2770 6 лет назад +287

      The rematch - hypercolourized.

    • @orchid570
      @orchid570 6 лет назад +120

      I haven’t laughed like that in a long time, thanks.

    • @SmashLiXs
      @SmashLiXs 6 лет назад +208

      vegeta: "i'm going to enjoy pounding you so hard"
      saitama: "finally"
      vegeta: "(augh) forget it"
      saitama: "(sigh) another challenger who can't punch me in the face"

    • @yeetdoodle3096
      @yeetdoodle3096 6 лет назад +26

      Satan vs Vegetal

    • @powerfulsamuel1565
      @powerfulsamuel1565 6 лет назад +15

      Of course Saitama wins lol

  • @MxDae
    @MxDae 3 года назад +257

    I love how Hank's voice sounded like "I'm telling Mom!" when he threatened to kick that guy's ass

    • @jewelyJewels
      @jewelyJewels 3 года назад +26

      It was a shameful last resort to win the argument.

    • @omarbarrow5381
      @omarbarrow5381 3 года назад

      Agreed

    • @Claymann71
      @Claymann71 3 года назад +12

      You're right about that. The childish streak slaps hard on the line delivery. Comedy GOLD.
      Fists & War is what happens when one side is unable or unwilling to have a discussion or negotiation. Underneath the Conversation Pyramid is the last resort PRIMAL Threat of violence or 'aS5 kicking'.
      Hank knows he's in the wrong to resort to Intimidation & Possible Violence, but it's his 3rd or 4th instinct when he's unable to cope with a problem he can't control or fix.
      Funny enough, there are tons of Buddhists who ascribe to Tradition but are the = of some Mafia & Pirates.

    • @erichwashausen4602
      @erichwashausen4602 3 года назад +3

      You’re talking like a song from the Lion King.

    • @joscar062
      @joscar062 2 года назад +2

      @@erichwashausen4602
      Stop that it makes no sense

  • @mjxx0
    @mjxx0 3 года назад +212

    “Stupid monks and their dumb talk”
    -sun tzu

    • @vaibhavjoshi4900
      @vaibhavjoshi4900 3 года назад +3

      Well he never said that

    • @samhansen9771
      @samhansen9771 3 года назад +20

      @@vaibhavjoshi4900yeah he did, the quote is right there!

    • @Bzons
      @Bzons 3 года назад +7

      @@samhansen9771 "And I say he knows a little bit more about fighting then you do, pal. Because he invented it! And he perfected it so no man could best him in the ring of honor!"

    • @samhansen9771
      @samhansen9771 3 года назад +1

      @Smok'em If You Got'em how pleasant, a racist _and_ a bad sense of humor.

    • @samhansen9771
      @samhansen9771 3 года назад +1

      @Smok'em If You Got'em ???

  • @dogbunns
    @dogbunns 12 лет назад +2200

    If my ass is going to be kicked then it will be kicked

    • @senorvillarruel8129
      @senorvillarruel8129 6 лет назад +163

      Dogbunns I told this to a bully I got beat up

    • @MsZsc
      @MsZsc 6 лет назад +25

      uhhhh

    • @AFizzleProductions
      @AFizzleProductions 6 лет назад +3

      Dogbunns 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

    • @DrAnimePhD
      @DrAnimePhD 6 лет назад +21

      Then proceeds to get his ass kicked and regrets he ever said that.

    • @tcs15
      @tcs15 6 лет назад +4

      *ARGH!*

  • @Metroid22540
    @Metroid22540 12 лет назад +4173

    End Result:
    Ass not kicked
    Buddhatroll wins!
    Flawless Victory!

    • @ravagesoyjoy
      @ravagesoyjoy 6 лет назад +43

      Michael Alvarez Non-fatality...

    • @grammarnazi7428
      @grammarnazi7428 6 лет назад +72

      Michael Alvarez
      It was Hank's ass that was secretly being kicked.

    • @StormsandSaugeye
      @StormsandSaugeye 6 лет назад +10

      Buddhatroll always wins.

    • @tacoblitz6962
      @tacoblitz6962 6 лет назад +2

      This comment was posted 5 years ago, why are people here now?

    • @angeofdeth6552
      @angeofdeth6552 6 лет назад +3

      TacoBlitz because it's been here five years duuh lol fool

  • @pocketsand76
    @pocketsand76 3 года назад +71

    When you're trying to roast someone but they're already baked.

    • @User_1795
      @User_1795 2 года назад +3

      *Underated* Comment

  • @notoriousd.i.g.87
    @notoriousd.i.g.87 3 года назад +488

    "If my ass is going to be kicked, then it will be kicked."
    That's monk speak for "let's throw hands bitch" Hank gonna mess around and get hit by a Shaolin warrior monk.

    • @AFanOfCinema
      @AFanOfCinema 3 года назад +20

      If you think they're badass Google the Sohei Warrior Monks from Ancient Japan. For a long time not even the samurai wanted to piss them off

    • @lthomason702
      @lthomason702 3 года назад +4

      Monk: *pulls out nunchucks*

    • @Fenris2
      @Fenris2 3 года назад +2

      They don't exist anymore

    • @nitrous36
      @nitrous36 3 года назад +5

      That was monk speak for, "Come over here and do it." or "Very well then, we shall fight." Hahaha.

    • @benculbertson536
      @benculbertson536 3 года назад +5

      @@lthomason702 Hank: Pulls out a .45.

  • @thecritic3505
    @thecritic3505 6 лет назад +1793

    I find it ironic how hank talks about respecting people and mostly always threatening everyone in every episode lol

    • @dnmstarsi
      @dnmstarsi 5 лет назад +175

      That's because a bunch of people turned out to be nonsensical asses (in his eyes) and they won't stop doing what they're doing to the people around him.

    • @alearnedman
      @alearnedman 4 года назад +52

      I don't remember this episode especially well, but if Hank had been able to adapt Patlu's style to his own folksy "I tell you what" phrasing, he'd probably have had to threaten to kick a lot fewer asses in the series. Which is a prospect that has its own positives and negatives.

    • @nicholaslocke1491
      @nicholaslocke1491 4 года назад +74

      Hank only threatens people who are acting like Jack asses

    • @nicholaslocke1491
      @nicholaslocke1491 3 года назад +68

      @Egg T talking like " a song from the Lion King" is considered jack assery in Texas.

    • @Mortablunt
      @Mortablunt 3 года назад +39

      @@nicholaslocke1491
      Every Texan knows about state code section 6, subsection 17.
      "It is hereto unlawful to paraphrase, mock, utilize, repeat, or mimic any songs from Disney's The Lion King, under penalty of asskicking."

  • @diggitydoo5836
    @diggitydoo5836 4 года назад +1626

    “If my ass is going to be kicked, then it will be kicked.”
    I’ve used that line to get out of fights in middle school.

    • @giantclaw138
      @giantclaw138 3 года назад +127

      @Unkwon Malaysian Guy Strip down as well. That always gets them running

    • @100GTAGUY
      @100GTAGUY 3 года назад +57

      @Unkwon Malaysian Guy you should be aware some shawshank redemption type things do occur if you exhibit said behavior.

    • @paulwidit3792
      @paulwidit3792 3 года назад +16

      @@JayRain lol shut up

    • @paulwidit3792
      @paulwidit3792 3 года назад +17

      @@JayRain the bigger and mature person

    • @ApollyonZKX
      @ApollyonZKX 3 года назад +15

      @@JayRain nah u still get in trouble even if you fight back in defense.

  • @xxshinanaevangelianxx
    @xxshinanaevangelianxx 3 года назад +90

    "I'm gonna kick your ass" is always Hank's last resort in an argument and this monk defeated him with passive words.

    • @SamaRaffe
      @SamaRaffe Год назад +3

      the best part is usually hank is very direct when he says he is going to kick someones ass, this time his voice warbled and kinda questioned himself

  • @brandonclobes7788
    @brandonclobes7788 4 года назад +49

    I like how Hank is flabbergasted that the guy isn't afraid of his ass being kicked at all. Everyone always is. Hank doesn't know how to respond to it.

  • @Warbear
    @Warbear 6 лет назад +4773

    patlu is present

  • @battery0.2
    @battery0.2 6 лет назад +3059

    Patlu vs hank

  • @FunvoltGunvolt
    @FunvoltGunvolt 3 года назад +30

    0:14 I love how Bill goes from "yeah this guy makes sense" to "wait, what the hell is this guy saying"

  • @UnpluggedHumor
    @UnpluggedHumor 3 года назад +40

    I like the level of dissopointment and sadness Hank had in his voice when he said "im gonna kick ur ass" 😂😂😂

    • @drollfurball2863
      @drollfurball2863 2 года назад +5

      It's almost like he's like "I really don't want to kick your ass but if it comes down to it I will."

  • @JunKazamaFan
    @JunKazamaFan 12 лет назад +2498

    "I'm gonna kick your ass"
    Uploaded by nothingtouchesme
    Nice!

  • @INTERNALSERVERERROR500
    @INTERNALSERVERERROR500 4 года назад +771

    Man, I remember when Aang was in King of the Hill.

    • @GeorgioArmoni
      @GeorgioArmoni 3 года назад +32

      the last trollbender

    • @ceciltheprophet
      @ceciltheprophet 3 года назад +12

      He gonna learn the element of Propane from the Propane master.

    • @GeorgioArmoni
      @GeorgioArmoni 3 года назад +11

      @@ceciltheprophet gonna be pretty helpful for his firebending

    • @ceciltheprophet
      @ceciltheprophet 3 года назад +3

      @@GeorgioArmoni because as we all know, Propane is a gas- Master Hill.

    • @1Raheem
      @1Raheem 3 года назад

      That pfp tho..

  • @Renekin93
    @Renekin93 4 года назад +63

    When the Barbarian and the Monk have a falling out.

  • @LadyLuckyLu
    @LadyLuckyLu Год назад +21

    The way Hank says I'm gonna kick your ass gets me every time

  • @Alterego912
    @Alterego912 12 лет назад +788

    You're talking like a song from the Lion King

  • @featurelength5086
    @featurelength5086 6 лет назад +1099

    Top 10 anime battles: Hank Hill vs Patlu

    • @whathell6t
      @whathell6t 6 лет назад +21

      Feature Length At least it’s not CGI like Berserk 2016-2017. However, the soundtrack on the other hand, it’s great. One of the good works from Hirasawa Susuma and Shiro Sagisu.

    • @Eeter26
      @Eeter26 6 лет назад +1

      Feature Length lol

    • @chidori6762
      @chidori6762 6 лет назад +1

      why does everyone call anything an anime anime is from Japan this isn't even anime inspired

    • @BakaTheStruggler
      @BakaTheStruggler 6 лет назад +4

      kimiko gokai red It's a meme, bro. The Top 10 Anime meme. Don't take it seriously.

    • @neubro1448
      @neubro1448 4 года назад

      idiot

  • @gamepedia1921
    @gamepedia1921 2 года назад +6

    "Monk used confusion! It was super effective!"

    • @ianfinrir8724
      @ianfinrir8724 2 года назад +3

      "Hank hurt himself in his confusion!"

    • @sunkintree
      @sunkintree 2 месяца назад +1

      @@ianfinrir8724 Hank kicked his own ass in his confusion*

  • @TheFlamingPike
    @TheFlamingPike 3 года назад +166

    Jokes aside, this 35 seconds video shows you how complex of a character Hank Hill is. Keep in mind this is a cartoon.
    "You go tell my boy he's not a lama" - Genuinely cares for his son's wellbeing.
    "You're talking like a song from the Lion King" - Simple, down-to-Earth guy, not willing to deal with any bullshit.
    "I'm gonna kick your ass"- Stands his ground, ready to protect his family at all costs.
    "What? Hu... Aah!" - Overall, a nice guy who can't tolerate being on the antagonistic side of confrontations.
    And he does it in front of a group of people, meaning he's a straightforward individual. He walks like he talks.

    • @Robert-hz9bj
      @Robert-hz9bj 2 года назад +20

      Alternatively:
      "You go tell my boy he's not a lama"-Saying this to a member of the Order rather than its leader is basically a Karen demanding an employee do something only a manager is authorized to do.
      "You're talking like a song from the Lion King" - Religiously intolerant statement, and pretty rich coming from a christian considering the biblical book of proverbs is just lousy with equally absurd-sounding (to non-believers) statements of spiritual wisdom
      "I'm gonna kick your ass"-Idle, thuggish threats of violence lobbed at a guy who did nothing to him or his family and poses no kind of threat to anybody
      "What? Hu... Aah!" - Jerk who realizes he can't just assault somebody without looking like a bigger jerk in front of his peers (and/or fears being arrested for committing what is obviously a crime)
      Without a doubt my favorite part of this episode is when Hank demands Bobby knock it off because they are Methodists, to which Bobby responds by asking what specifically is "Methodism" in a theological context, and Hank doesn't have a fucking clue.

    • @MutteringCondolences
      @MutteringCondolences 2 года назад +7

      @@Robert-hz9bj And then accepts Rev. Stroop's explanation of 'It's a rejection of Calvinism' as some sort of huge relief and legit revelation, instead of as answering nothing.

    • @Robert-hz9bj
      @Robert-hz9bj 2 года назад +11

      @@MutteringCondolences Agreed. From an historical context, the difference is pretty significant from a theological and philosophical perspective. But for someone as obviously ignorant of the matter as Hank, she might as well have said "we get to wear bigger hats."

    • @MutteringCondolences
      @MutteringCondolences 2 года назад +4

      @@Robert-hz9bj Well said!

    • @damondriver6363
      @damondriver6363 2 года назад

      @@Robert-hz9bj eh. You sound insufferable. Clear anti-religion hate in every single one of your comments lol

  • @jolyne06
    @jolyne06 6 лет назад +805

    Most of the comments are either from 5 years ago or 5 days ago lol

    • @albertoandroidain
      @albertoandroidain 6 лет назад +8

      Constanze Amalie von Braunschbank Albrechtsberger like this one for instance haha

    • @Treecko_2099
      @Treecko_2099 6 лет назад +2

      Constanze is best waifu because she is just as unphased by people.

    • @mIroscorn
      @mIroscorn 6 лет назад +1

      Or 1 month ago

    • @RjGoombes
      @RjGoombes 6 лет назад +1

      or this one, from a month ago

    • @Treecko_2099
      @Treecko_2099 6 лет назад

      Constanze Amalie von Braunschbank Albrechtsberger I like you.

  • @Channel-kx1mz
    @Channel-kx1mz 5 лет назад +161

    "You go tell my boy, he's not a llama!"

    • @the_motherfucker
      @the_motherfucker 3 года назад +16

      I can't tell him that because it's not up to me

    • @merp9840
      @merp9840 3 года назад +12

      @@the_motherfucker There's a Buddhist saying. "As the wheel follows the ox that draws the cart, the wind cannot overturn the mountain".

    • @the_motherfucker
      @the_motherfucker 3 года назад +9

      @@merp9840 You're talking like a song from the Lion King, stop that, it makes no sense

    • @merp9840
      @merp9840 3 года назад +12

      @@the_motherfucker Or does it make perfect sense?

    • @the_motherfucker
      @the_motherfucker 3 года назад +8

      @@merp9840 What the... see that's the type of... I'm gonna kick your ass

  • @AmarAndroidHelp
    @AmarAndroidHelp 3 года назад +15

    Reverse psychology at its finest. The monk is a savage without acting like a savage. He called Hank out on his bluff. 😂

  • @Sewblon
    @Sewblon 3 года назад +11

    If I were that monk, I would have gone with "You can tell a peach pit that it is not a peach pit. But you can't make it grow into anything but a peach tree."

  • @JustLazer
    @JustLazer 6 лет назад +669

    "As the wheel follows the ox that draws the cart; the wind cannot overturn a mountain."
    The first time I watched this I thought it was intentionally nonsense.
    This time though, I interpreted it as:
    The wheel follows the ox because the cart is being pulled by it. This referencing Hank telling him to do something.
    The wind goes with the flow, doing something not of its own will. Because it itself doesn't want it, it cannot overturn something stubborn like a mountain.
    TLDR: I can't convince him just because you want me to. I'd have to want it myself.
    Something like that.
    Is it nonsense or does it make perfect sense?

    • @ViperCannabis
      @ViperCannabis 4 года назад +141

      Just Lazer DGE
      it sounds like a song from the lion king

    • @PlanetZoidstar
      @PlanetZoidstar 4 года назад +20

      Yes.

    • @DeltaPi314
      @DeltaPi314 4 года назад +39

      They are all just euphemisms, them making sense depends on the context.

    • @avosmash2121
      @avosmash2121 4 года назад +61

      Pretty much. It could be nonsense made for the show but I see it as just "you/I can't fight whatever happens. This gives me peace of mind, you choose to struggle. Oh well."

    • @VestinVestin
      @VestinVestin 4 года назад +25

      Briefly: it's like the idea of walking up to your boss and telling him he is not your boss. It wouldn't be true, it wouldn't work, and you wouldn't want to do so in the first place.

  • @Christknight1991
    @Christknight1991 6 лет назад +54

    If my ass is to be kicked then it will be kicked

  • @elicantrell752
    @elicantrell752 3 года назад +25

    “Hank tries to kick Logic’s ass”

  • @avidavidaa2416
    @avidavidaa2416 Год назад +6

    “you go tell my boy hes not a lama, now!”
    with no context that line is gold

  • @steakandcake
    @steakandcake 6 лет назад +15

    “You’re talking like a song from The Lion King.” best quote ever

  • @Blackcage3
    @Blackcage3 6 лет назад +172

    For once Hanks simple mind has been trolled 😂😂

    • @quinnfletcher3906
      @quinnfletcher3906 6 лет назад +8

      For once?

    • @SenpaiSamaKun
      @SenpaiSamaKun 6 лет назад +51

      Once? He lost like thousands of dollars since no one told him about haggling in car dealerships.
      He should be the owner of his Propane branch in pure work effort but he's so brainwashed in "Hard American Work Effort" delusions, he has no ambition to rat his boss out.

    • @aaronlandry3934
      @aaronlandry3934 5 лет назад +15

      MilkyMint It’s not that he’s brainwashed, Hank’s just a goody-two-shoes that would never think of breaking any rules or doing something impolite. Yeah, this causes Hank to do a lot of things the hard way, but at least he’s a man with dignity

    • @brianaguilar8283
      @brianaguilar8283 4 года назад

      Aaron Landry he doesn’t take risks

    • @elgeneralxx
      @elgeneralxx 3 года назад

      hank hill is realky like a ironing board

  • @wesleybermingham9986
    @wesleybermingham9986 3 года назад +43

    "The true mind can weather all the lies and illusions without being lost. The true heart can tough the poison of hatred without being harmed. Since beginningless time, darkness thrives in the void, but always yields to purifying light."

  • @shadzgohan1474
    @shadzgohan1474 3 года назад +15

    For a second i thought that was Aang

  • @RedStorm916
    @RedStorm916 12 лет назад +136

    "Your talkin' like a song from The Lion King." XD

  • @Damian-kq5xj
    @Damian-kq5xj 5 лет назад +26

    "See that's the type of... Ugh I'm gonna kick your ass." 😂😂

  • @mathiasdark1654
    @mathiasdark1654 Год назад +3

    Hank is powered by propane...and he will deal out some pro-pain

  • @looseboxer
    @looseboxer 3 года назад +7

    "If my ass is going to be kicked, then it will be kicked". Ill use that next time when someone's about to beat the living shit out of me.

    • @montymole2
      @montymole2 9 месяцев назад

      and then they do it anyway.

  • @Voingous
    @Voingous 12 лет назад +325

    KOTH was the greatest show on Earth.

  • @JunKazamaFan
    @JunKazamaFan 12 лет назад +433

    It's taken from "Won't You Pimai Neighbor?".

    • @ShrekWallBee
      @ShrekWallBee 6 лет назад

      thats funny i thought it was from that tv show Kung Fu oh well i stand corrected :D

    • @TheCabritoGoat
      @TheCabritoGoat 6 лет назад +3

      Good episode great ending

  • @militantpacifist4087
    @militantpacifist4087 3 года назад +32

    Extroverts during quarantine: Hank
    Introverts during quarantine: Buddhist monk

  • @pavlemarjanovic1896
    @pavlemarjanovic1896 Год назад +2

    "If my ass is going to be kicked, it will be kicked" - basically he just said "it is what it is".

  • @AssapimasterShinikoza
    @AssapimasterShinikoza 6 лет назад +208

    Hank Hill V.S Saitama

    • @Archone666
      @Archone666 6 лет назад +8

      Saitama would LOVE Hank Hill. They'd get together for BBQ. On a propane grill, naturally.

    • @Tigerwolf-uq1fu
      @Tigerwolf-uq1fu 3 года назад

      Not all heroes fight for no reason.

    • @sloppyoyster5779
      @sloppyoyster5779 3 года назад +2

      Hank would win thanks to propane

  • @omz_espinoza
    @omz_espinoza 5 лет назад +101

    "If my ass is going to be kicked, then it will be kicked 🙏" -Me before each sparring

  • @muntthedubious_9308
    @muntthedubious_9308 Год назад +2

    “If my ass is going to be kicked, then it will be kicked.”
    Average day in high school

  • @hugoclarke3284
    @hugoclarke3284 3 года назад +27

    The thing I love about this scene is that it pays so much respect to these two highly different personality types.
    One is grounded and conforming, the other is intuitive and harmonizing, but both are disciplined.

    • @Robert-hz9bj
      @Robert-hz9bj 2 года назад +5

      I don't see how Hank was all that respectful. He's actually kind of a jerk. First he demands that this guy tell his son he's not a lama, which would be rather like asking a catholic monk to issue a papal bull (i.e., something he is DEFINITELY not authorized to do and vaguely blasphemous). Then he dismisses a saying from him faith as "something from the lion king," which is both demeaning and kind of ridiculous considering christianity has plenty of proverbs and sayings of a similar nature (ex. the literal book of proverbs). And finally, he threatens to kick his ass for NO reason (seriously, this guy has done no harm to him and is a threat to no one), only storming off when he realizes there's no way to beat up a pacifist without getting arrested. Hank's kind of a major dick in this episode.

    • @OS1540
      @OS1540 7 месяцев назад

      It also highlights two different cultures and mindsets. Hank is a conservative southern guy all about American tradition. The monk is obviously on a different level of thinking that comes from being from a different country. This obviously would give Hank a small dose of culture shock.

    • @quincyconnors9391
      @quincyconnors9391 21 день назад +1

      ​@@OS1540 Christian Rock culture gave him a culture shock. His childhood traumas have kept his mind in the 50s.

  • @louiebellas
    @louiebellas 6 лет назад +127

    This is the perfect reaction that the character of Hank Hill could give to this type of person tbh

  • @fairyheli2
    @fairyheli2 12 лет назад +122

    good thing hank didn't say he was going to kick a shaolin monk's ass, then the answer would be rather different.

    • @brettbarnett3465
      @brettbarnett3465 6 лет назад +60

      Nathan Dance actually, the Shaolin monk wouldn't have done anything unless hank threw the first punch or kick. Shaolin monks are not allowed to start fights, they must always only act in self defense. But I agree if hank threatened a Shaolin monk the outcome could have been much different.

    • @MybeautifulandamazingPrincess
      @MybeautifulandamazingPrincess 6 лет назад +22

      Shaolin monks don't fight to hurt others but to protect. A shaolin monk wouldn't have done anything against someone like Hank.
      They fight seriously only in extreme cases like when chinese communist army invaded Tibet and their temples

    • @tysonthewolfe93
      @tysonthewolfe93 6 лет назад +3

      Hank: I'm Gonna Kick Your Ass.

    • @MrLazyeyedhobo
      @MrLazyeyedhobo 6 лет назад +16

      Hank would probably still kick his ass in a fight.

    • @firefighters540
      @firefighters540 6 лет назад

      TheIdioteque1 I doubt Bills Ability to take down Hank unless it was a surprise attack

  • @benitoloco892
    @benitoloco892 3 года назад +5

    That monk just served Hank Hill on a platter without violence. That's awesome!!

  • @soulshiesty8186
    @soulshiesty8186 3 года назад +6

    He essentially said It isss what it isss

  • @Yabuturtle
    @Yabuturtle 6 лет назад +103

    Sometimes I feel as if that monk was actually trolling Hank xD

    • @NeoJiNeTiK
      @NeoJiNeTiK 5 лет назад +8

      In countering what they saw as abuse of power, Taoist writers did with their communicative skills what Taoist martial artists did with dismantling arming moves and pressure points.
      - The Te of Piglet

  • @michaelhuynh4953
    @michaelhuynh4953 4 года назад +66

    He talks in such a confusing way that even Hank fell through with his plan to kick his ass.

    • @erichwashausen4602
      @erichwashausen4602 3 года назад +5

      It’s not confusing, it’s like a song from The Lion King.

    • @michaelhuynh4953
      @michaelhuynh4953 3 года назад

      @@erichwashausen4602 Wait. Are you saying that Hank not kicking his ass is justified!?

    • @erichwashausen4602
      @erichwashausen4602 3 года назад +1

      @@michaelhuynh4953 No, I'm saying he is talking like a song from The Lion King.

    • @vaibhavjoshi4900
      @vaibhavjoshi4900 3 года назад

      @@michaelhuynh4953 yes

  • @tylerjames7258
    @tylerjames7258 Год назад +2

    He told him to prove that ass kicking and Hank folded.

  • @ppappenpineappleapplepen3409
    @ppappenpineappleapplepen3409 4 года назад +17

    Imagine when Avatar Aang was actually on King of the Hill standing beside 3 of them and Hank said " I'm gonna kick your ass" Aang would gonna kick Hank's ass for real

  • @thegooseman90
    @thegooseman90 6 лет назад +19

    "You're talking like a song from the lion king" 😂😂

  • @TheOfficialCzex
    @TheOfficialCzex 6 лет назад +89

    As the wheel follows the ox that draws the cart, the wind can not overturn a mountain.

    • @TheCyberSatyr
      @TheCyberSatyr 5 лет назад +11

      TheOfficialCzex I've read through the dhammapada a couple times and it's actually "as the wheel follows the ox that draws the cart, so does happiness follow the man with a pure mind acts" and it says it again, but unhappiness and an impure mind. It's literally the first two statements in the text

    • @stephenking5852
      @stephenking5852 5 лет назад

      The Cyber Satyr that killed you for this.

    • @aaronlandry3934
      @aaronlandry3934 5 лет назад +11

      The Cyber Satyr That makes so much more sense than what the monk in the video said. As Hank said, what he said made no sense

    • @crazyeyes8962
      @crazyeyes8962 4 года назад +8

      @@aaronlandry3934 It's a very simple statement. He's saying that they have no power to change what is divine will. The wind cannot overturn a mountain, the cart wheel can't escape being drawn by the ox, and the monk can't stop Bobby from being a lama.

    • @aaronlandry3934
      @aaronlandry3934 4 года назад +7

      Crazy Eyes Huh, you made honest sense of that seemingly random sentence. Maybe the monk was right about it making perfect sense?

  • @j.p.538
    @j.p.538 2 года назад +3

    "I'm gonna kick your ass!"
    "If my ass is going to be kicked, then it will be kicked! 🙏"

  • @detmstr341
    @detmstr341 Год назад +2

    Hank should've said, "You're going to tell my son he's not a lama. That is a direct order, and you will comply with it."

  • @hardcoredoom5892
    @hardcoredoom5892 6 лет назад +358

    King of the Hill is genius. I pity those who don't understand.

    • @mrtable2861
      @mrtable2861 5 лет назад +31

      @@35hre When I read his comment, I immediately thought about the "High IQ" copypasta and hoped it would be the reply below. You did not dissapoint.

    • @theoneandonlyrustyshaklefo6256
      @theoneandonlyrustyshaklefo6256 5 лет назад +11

      Ville Koskela I have a friend who hates King of the Hill but thinks you need to be smart to understand Rick and Morty... He’s an Imbecile.

    • @pablosanchez5294
      @pablosanchez5294 4 года назад +4

      the one and only rusty shakleford I never understood why they say that. Sure rick and Morty is a good show, but if you needed to be smart to understand it then it wouldn’t be in adult swim lol

    • @VestinVestin
      @VestinVestin 4 года назад

      ​@@pablosanchez5294 Having not seen the show, I can only speculate, but perhaps it subtly weaves in more refined notions while still being enjoyable on the surface, much like shows for kids sneak in innuendos that go over the kids' heads?
      Regardless, the meme is unfalsifiable. If you get mocked like that, there is no way for you to actually prove that you're legitimately smart; not that many people would be terribly eager to admit that anyone tangible is smarter than them...

    • @pablosanchez5294
      @pablosanchez5294 4 года назад +6

      Tiger Tamer fam I have seen many rick and morty fans say you have to be smart to understand the show it’s all over social media and that was before people started to make the joke.

  • @Blazeix10
    @Blazeix10 4 года назад +34

    The only person to stand up to Hank and not even try to

    • @tbirddddd
      @tbirddddd 3 года назад +3

      Except Bobby does that all the time, so maybe it makes sense he was suspected to be a Llama.

  • @Thegamingguitarist1888
    @Thegamingguitarist1888 3 года назад +2

    The only person who could counter the ass kicking

  • @monkeycat48
    @monkeycat48 9 месяцев назад +3

    OK when he says wind cannot overturn a mountain, I’m fairly certain that came from Mulan. Like here’s a quote from the emperor from Mulan when he’s being threatened by the villain. “No matter how much the wind blows the mountain cannot bow.” that is not a lion king reference

  • @biguglybucker
    @biguglybucker 6 лет назад +154

    *Hwat the?*

  • @PlanetZoidstar
    @PlanetZoidstar 4 года назад +3

    Hank is the one who really wiped out the Air Nomads.

  • @Caldoric
    @Caldoric 3 года назад +5

    That's why I like these guys: they mess with people by confusing them with the honest truth.

    • @Need_RnR
      @Need_RnR 11 месяцев назад

      No ... He spoke "facts,""" as if said "facts" had *ANYTHING* to do with the matter at hand ...
      (What does that have anything to do: with the price of potatos, in China... ??)
      See argument fallacies, and False equivalence
      fallacies 101.
      🙄🙄🙄 😴😴😴 👌👌👌

  • @dunkienugg8792
    @dunkienugg8792 6 лет назад +16

    Buddist uses acceptance!!!
    It's Super Effective!!!

    • @dnmstarsi
      @dnmstarsi 5 лет назад +1

      The angry Hank fled!

  • @tasertag7513
    @tasertag7513 6 лет назад +225

    Calliou -> Patlu -> One Punch Man -> The monk in this video.

  • @butterflybeauty615
    @butterflybeauty615 28 дней назад +3

    When you’re too Texas Tough but get defeated by a Pacifist Air Nomad

  • @bananapanda9805
    @bananapanda9805 Год назад +3

    I demand to see something like this in a political debate

  • @calebs3613
    @calebs3613 4 года назад +23

    Dang Aang grew up pretty fast 😳

  • @jethrowomber
    @jethrowomber 12 лет назад +32

    Song from the lion king. Lol

  • @carolrondou6161
    @carolrondou6161 11 месяцев назад +2

    I love how frustrated Hank gets when he finds someone who is calm about a potential ass kicking

  • @le9038
    @le9038 3 года назад +3

    Strategy: use confusion to defeat your enemy's mind.

  • @OldEarthChaos
    @OldEarthChaos 6 лет назад +33

    This is how you deal with trolls

  • @Rodgersforprez12
    @Rodgersforprez12 12 лет назад +77

    hahaha god i love this show, i wish it would have stayed on longer. we need more shows like king of the hill and south park

    • @born2biscuit
      @born2biscuit 6 лет назад

      i hear seth macfarlane is trying to reboot it

    • @bepisschultz6971
      @bepisschultz6971 6 лет назад +14

      biscuit he better not

    • @Cheesemonk3h
      @Cheesemonk3h 6 лет назад +11

      macfarline is a talentless hack

    • @GentleJohn
      @GentleJohn 6 лет назад +2

      It had 13 seasons. That's a pretty good run

    • @nicholasrandall3507
      @nicholasrandall3507 3 года назад +1

      It is better for a good show to end while it is good, than to continue until it becomes The Simpsons.

  • @averyalexander2528
    @averyalexander2528 3 года назад +5

    It's amazing how by saying the most logical response, it subverts my expectations so much it makes me laugh this hard.

  • @trevordillon1921
    @trevordillon1921 10 месяцев назад +1

    This is, by far, the best “I’m gonna kick your ass” in the whole show.

  • @IronCoffin23
    @IronCoffin23 13 лет назад +9

    As a Buddhist, I found this whole episode, and more so this scene, to be hillarious.

  • @ZNemerald
    @ZNemerald 5 лет назад +4

    This monk has the biggest balls

  • @IzzySarru
    @IzzySarru 3 года назад +2

    You see...the pacifist way isn't to refuse to fight your enemies. It's to annoy them into submission.

  • @lazarus3968
    @lazarus3968 3 года назад +5

    Finally the RUclips algorithm recommended this to me

  • @Emoboy381
    @Emoboy381 6 лет назад +9

    The circle of life doesn't make any sense to Hank lol

    • @minimalgrammar1276
      @minimalgrammar1276 3 года назад +1

      I mean, he does sell the stuff that cooks half of it.