Bernard Black hates people

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  • Опубликовано: 17 окт 2024

Комментарии • 96

  • @JackPoppy
    @JackPoppy 5 лет назад +168

    I relate to Bernard far more than any healthy, intelligent human being should.

    • @bledonyou
      @bledonyou 5 лет назад +1

      Well what a special little snowflake you are! Imagine relating to a character, you must be truly special.

    • @lonefaolan6042
      @lonefaolan6042 3 года назад +9

      I think there is a bit of Bernard in all of us. 🙃

    • @Amybozhemoi
      @Amybozhemoi 3 года назад +3

      are you a snarky bastard alcoholic man? hahahahahahha

    • @drwilsonstoenailpolish3194
      @drwilsonstoenailpolish3194 3 года назад +1

      Same honestly

    • @thexskating
      @thexskating 2 года назад

      Same

  • @smallfox2
    @smallfox2 11 лет назад +50

    This is still my favourite TV show of all time!

  • @A-Duck
    @A-Duck 13 лет назад +49

    "Hello?? Is this the place where you order books from, from where you want to sell them from your bookshop??"
    My lolz were heard far and wide XD

  • @disturbedrocks1996
    @disturbedrocks1996 12 лет назад +81

    its obvious isn't it he treats it like his own personal library and the whole show revolved around a single idea that people who run second hand bookshops are often exactly like Bernard

  • @YourFateForever
    @YourFateForever 12 лет назад +73

    could not stop laughing because that's what I always want to tell people when I walk into a store.

  • @Amalekites
    @Amalekites 12 лет назад +46

    "Now go there and await my instructions." ^^

  • @BlimeyGames
    @BlimeyGames 12 лет назад +69

    Oh come now. he doesn't hate them. he just wishes they didn't exist :p

    • @krazycats564
      @krazycats564 Год назад

      He doesn't care if they exist or not as long as they go away

  • @cloudsombrero
    @cloudsombrero 3 года назад +19

    my headcanon for why the shop was still going despite bernard and why people browse there is because bernard has the best selection of books

  • @Nebagram
    @Nebagram 3 года назад +19

    Bernard Black is my spirit animal.

  • @Andraste77
    @Andraste77 13 лет назад +33

    Ah, I remember working in retail.

  • @GTA5Player1
    @GTA5Player1 5 лет назад +19

    2:15 Saying it how it is! Absolute legend.

    • @fadetoblack1026
      @fadetoblack1026 5 лет назад +2

      I can understand his sentiment, but speaking like that to an employee makes one a cunt.

    • @GTA5Player1
      @GTA5Player1 3 года назад +3

      @@fadetoblack1026 On one hand, yes. On the other, sales people can be like that just as well!

  • @nancybrown8338
    @nancybrown8338 4 года назад +33

    I don't know why people don't understand that Bernard runs the book store to pay for his wine and cigarettes. The abuse is a freebie for the customers. I would love to shop at his store, the challenge would be will I get to buy a book today? I would rather have him than an annoying suck up trying to sell me everything in the store.

  • @danielcropp8553
    @danielcropp8553 6 лет назад +20

    I read the title of this video with two words switched that made the meaning very, very different.

  • @dustinprewitt
    @dustinprewitt 3 года назад +16

    I am bernard but without the alcoholism, and I don't know if that makes it better or worse.

  • @Kitschensyngk
    @Kitschensyngk 5 лет назад +15

    2:19
    My inner self at Best Buy.

  • @ethanholgate2512
    @ethanholgate2512 Год назад +3

    2:15 this is my father in a nutshell 😂

  • @Ondrus21
    @Ondrus21 12 лет назад +9

    That's brilliant! I've always loved the British sense of humor.

  • @thexskating
    @thexskating 2 года назад +5

    I'm an asshole like this at my job, especially to fucking assholes causing problems. How I haven't been fired is beyond me.

  • @Losrandir
    @Losrandir 5 лет назад +11

    My bet is the 2:12 guy is the person he hates the least

  • @skyguy696
    @skyguy696 6 лет назад +12

    That guys hair at 2:24. X,D

  • @EmirAbakus
    @EmirAbakus 10 лет назад +12

    "CLOSED"

  • @DeathByTarantula
    @DeathByTarantula 12 лет назад +6

    Hahaha! I read the title of this very wrongly. I was confused about it until I reread the title and realised I mixed up 'Black' and 'hates'.

  • @beng1603
    @beng1603 12 лет назад +7

    I've had this question that I've been asking myself since the day I started watching this show.
    "If Burnard doesn't like people, why then he run a book shop in the first place?!"

    • @VivaLaDnDLogs
      @VivaLaDnDLogs 5 лет назад +8

      Why does he ever leave his home if he hates people?
      Because we all have to do things we don't like.

  • @dudefrombelgium
    @dudefrombelgium Год назад +6

    That title could have meant something way different.

  • @Quayd_McMahon
    @Quayd_McMahon 2 месяца назад

    2:19 love this part

  • @Tsmowl
    @Tsmowl 2 года назад +3

    I misread the title and was a little worried there for a second.

  • @martensight
    @martensight 6 лет назад +6

    Does anyone know what is the name of the music that starting at 3:08 ?

    • @natzzef
      @natzzef 6 лет назад +3

      I'm not sure but... sounds like Franzl Lang? is it weird that I know this? lol

    • @martensight
      @martensight 6 лет назад +1

      @@natzzef thanks :))

  • @itsandyme9192
    @itsandyme9192 2 года назад +2

    That happens all the time where I work. We have a table with our opening and closing times right on the door. We start work an hour an an half before opening and you get people pressing their faces against the door asking us if we are open. How stupid do you have to be?

  • @westgoten
    @westgoten 7 лет назад +5

    Whats the name of the actor that plays the very angry customer?

    • @peterdavies2960
      @peterdavies2960 2 месяца назад

      Stewart Wright

    • @westgoten
      @westgoten 2 месяца назад

      @@peterdavies2960 Thank you very much, apparently i have pondered this for 7 years :D

  • @MrZootSuitz
    @MrZootSuitz 2 года назад +6

    I read the title wrong

  • @dissous03
    @dissous03 13 лет назад +5

    ahh JESUS

  • @Buffyhitz
    @Buffyhitz 11 лет назад

    Definitely my favorite line. Wish I could use that.

  • @PetaHillier
    @PetaHillier 11 лет назад

    Maureen Johnson you.... you.... *stare*

  • @luminair11
    @luminair11 4 года назад +1

    Hilarious!!!!

  • @tf2whackyengineer
    @tf2whackyengineer 12 лет назад

    Touche!

  • @williamigden1044
    @williamigden1044 4 года назад +4

    *xD*

    • @idc-y5p
      @idc-y5p 4 года назад +3

      It is the best comedy

  • @sipdemarsman9511
    @sipdemarsman9511 9 лет назад +1

    is it possible Bernard Black is blind?

  • @tf2whackyengineer
    @tf2whackyengineer 12 лет назад +4

    If you rearranged the words in the title, it would be quite racist.

    • @Neuroneos
      @Neuroneos 4 года назад +4

      Black hates Bernard people

    • @oz_jones
      @oz_jones 2 года назад

      Good

  • @disturbedrocks1996
    @disturbedrocks1996 12 лет назад +2

    how is Bernard people hates black racist? lmfao

  • @HoryShiitMan
    @HoryShiitMan 2 года назад +4

    I read the title wrong