The Best of Bernard Black || Black Books supercut

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  • Опубликовано: 14 июл 2015
  • Because I wasn't satisfied with any of the others I found on youtube, so I made my own.
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  • @AdamSmith75th
    @AdamSmith75th 2 года назад +276

    I find it incredible that Dylan Moran was 28 in the first season. He was born aged 46 I swear

  • @itsrollintime
    @itsrollintime 3 года назад +142

    He is how Mr. Darcy from Pride and Prejudice would be like if he was Irish, broke, lived in modern world and didn't bother to solve his mental issues.

    • @somegirl558
      @somegirl558 Год назад +2

      THAT IS THE WORST COMPARISION IN ENTIRE WORLD..... WTF.... NO.

    • @itsrollintime
      @itsrollintime Год назад +12

      @@somegirl558 they have the same energy in my opinion lmao

    • @aysenur5407
      @aysenur5407 Год назад +3

      çok haklı geldi bu yorum

    • @itsrollintime
      @itsrollintime Год назад +1

      @@aysenur5407 darcy'i cok sevsem de modern dunyada culsuzken kimse onu o kadar ciddiye almazdi, sosyal fobili icine kapanik bir tip olurdu bernard gibi

  • @bingus1256
    @bingus1256 Год назад +67

    10:51
    The implication his suit isn't black it's just filthy is genius.

  • @Zaru7t10
    @Zaru7t10 5 лет назад +371

    Bernard Black is one of the best characters ever created.

    • @ZombiefreakPrincess
      @ZombiefreakPrincess 2 года назад +6

      Is my personal antidote to Covid19 😂😂😂

    • @jpenneymrcoin6851
      @jpenneymrcoin6851 Год назад

      he was supposed to be suicidal, i wish they didn't lighten it for tv

  • @russelljackson2818
    @russelljackson2818 4 года назад +71

    "I am a quitter. I come from a long line of quitters. It's amazing I'm here at all."

  • @HonestlyAnnaFun
    @HonestlyAnnaFun 6 лет назад +264

    "What are you eating?" "Some sort of delicious biscuit." " It's a coaster."

  • @mb.7105
    @mb.7105 4 года назад +284

    The show is so underrated. I miss it terribly.

    • @mrjackelbox4418
      @mrjackelbox4418 3 года назад +10

      Me too I used to always catch it on the TV during the afternoon and I would always grab some muffins tea for some reason and watch ah yes the good times does anyone know why they cancelled it

    • @somegirl558
      @somegirl558 3 года назад +5

      I could watch each and every ep on repeat on non stop.

    • @tommylee7218
      @tommylee7218 3 года назад

      You probably dont care but if you're stoned like me during the covid times then you can stream all of the new movies on Instaflixxer. Have been streaming with my girlfriend for the last weeks =)

    • @abrahamrhys6269
      @abrahamrhys6269 3 года назад

      @Tommy Lee yup, been watching on InstaFlixxer for since november myself :)

    • @somegirl558
      @somegirl558 3 года назад

      @@tommylee7218 I care about everything

  • @lynpagan1720
    @lynpagan1720 Год назад +29

    'I'd love to hear about Jesus what's he up to now?' 😂😂😂

  • @slaemek2791
    @slaemek2791 Год назад +21

    Everyone had their tv show crushes mine was always Bernard…

  • @steerpike66
    @steerpike66 7 лет назад +290

    The existential tornado of grumpiness that is Bernard.

    • @navecamnedia
      @navecamnedia 6 лет назад +11

      concucted by fiancé faking death

    • @somegirl558
      @somegirl558 Год назад +2

      The older I am the more I understand him.
      Actually: I am not even old, I just think......

    • @somegirl558
      @somegirl558 Год назад

      @@navecamnedia oh no....
      Seriously... WTF......

    • @firstnamelastname2078
      @firstnamelastname2078 Год назад

      @@somegirl558don't even trust that, it's just not true. his fiancée faked her death in the first place because he was such a slob.

  • @SnoodyMcFlude
    @SnoodyMcFlude 7 лет назад +177

    "I just knew her as Ma!!"

  • @josh420masterB
    @josh420masterB 5 лет назад +165

    I can always feel myself becoming more misanthropic whenever I watch this show.

  • @maximillianford9301
    @maximillianford9301 4 года назад +31

    ‘I can feel bits of my brain falling away like a wet cake’

  • @bigkuriboh3814
    @bigkuriboh3814 5 месяцев назад +5

    I'm becoming more and more like this man as I age, it is actually quite scary.

  • @cansueceklc7745
    @cansueceklc7745 Год назад +25

    The amount of times I’ve watched this video is truly concerning. Black Books probably will remain my favourite series of all time. God, I should not resemble Bernard this much at 18. I’m literally him but sober.

    • @kawaiilotus
      @kawaiilotus 6 месяцев назад +1

      Time to change the last one!

  • @spencerwinslow1309
    @spencerwinslow1309 6 лет назад +109

    "hello is this 'a place that you call for when you want ta buy books so you can sell em in your bookshop? What? No..I don't know! Look, can you jus' send me some book?! Oh God!" Easily my favorite Bernard moment.

    • @user-gm1kn3fo7i
      @user-gm1kn3fo7i 6 лет назад +3

      Best line :D it kills me everytime:D

    • @annalieff-saxby568
      @annalieff-saxby568 Год назад +1

      I think "With a pickle?" tops that every time, mainly because of the beatific expression with which he says the line.

  • @666deadman1988
    @666deadman1988 Год назад +73

    Am I the only person who thinks that Dylan Moran would play a fantastic Doctor Who?

    • @roseadams5362
      @roseadams5362 Год назад +4

      Great idea. I'm totally in agreement

    • @littlebitinlov
      @littlebitinlov Год назад

      Omg yes

    • @laurafromliverpool
      @laurafromliverpool Год назад

      Oh oh oh! You are so right!

    • @manmoth4
      @manmoth4 10 месяцев назад +4

      Only if it's literally Bernard Black as Dr Who with Manny as the girl

    • @jogrant3851
      @jogrant3851 10 месяцев назад +1

      Yes, and I could play Jo Grant.

  • @jameswilliams9104
    @jameswilliams9104 2 года назад +23

    "They're real Dickens." is one of the best, most accurate put-downs you're ever likely to hear.

  • @raven_of_zoso455
    @raven_of_zoso455 2 года назад +65

    "I'm about to stop playing Who should I kill first in my head and just go for what feels natural. I think I start with me, then it's you..." so absolutely well put and suitable for wo many social situations. Bernie is my spirit animal!

    • @SamuelBlack84
      @SamuelBlack84 2 года назад +3

      I have the exact same personality as Bernard, especially concerning misanthropy

  • @issac2615
    @issac2615 3 года назад +10

    If you live in a council flat, beside a river, but are not, blind. WHAT?!?!?

  • @chopin65
    @chopin65 4 года назад +78

    This show is a comic masterpiece. It is almost perfect.

    • @raven_of_zoso455
      @raven_of_zoso455 2 года назад +4

      The only thing that could make it perfect was if they had 25 episodes a season instead of the whole show just being only 18 little episodes...

    • @thetombuck
      @thetombuck 2 года назад +8

      @@raven_of_zoso455 No way! It's perfect as short as it is. I'm glad it wasn't run into the ground like a lot of American sitcoms

  • @fyr3st0rm35
    @fyr3st0rm35 Год назад +7

    'I just knew her as ma' hit me on a primal level

  • @nnnomenclature
    @nnnomenclature 2 года назад +25

    "don't make me get sick into my own scorn" definitely entered my phrase book from this show

    • @Hugsloth
      @Hugsloth Год назад +4

      "Don't make me laugh.... bitterly..."

  • @pichitomcfun
    @pichitomcfun 5 лет назад +39

    One of the best shows. It hurts when you finish last episode

  • @priyax1608
    @priyax1608 Год назад +10

    This was fantastic but it missed 2 of my favourite quotes:
    * Fran showing off her new hairstyle asking if anyone notices anything different *
    Bernard: You've turned into a heron
    and also
    (talking about Manny's crush) "I'm trying to imagine this girl who fancies you and all I can picture is you in a dress"

    • @docthefaust4519
      @docthefaust4519 7 месяцев назад

      "What am I supposed to do..while you're busy doing the underpants charleston with this insane blind tart!?"

  • @TheEmpressMouse
    @TheEmpressMouse 4 года назад +37

    His standup is hilarious. I’m glad I found this show. Hilarious and clever.

  • @Dorian-Rook
    @Dorian-Rook 7 лет назад +122

    Bernard is my spirit animal.

    • @thexskating
      @thexskating 3 года назад +3

      Same. He's just an Irish me lmao

  • @CurveTheRain
    @CurveTheRain 5 лет назад +51

    I swear this show gets better every time I watch it. 😹

    • @Plethorality
      @Plethorality 4 года назад

      Mandela effect?
      Joke. Seriously, a joke.

  • @SteelChains
    @SteelChains 4 года назад +17

    ''He's mine! Get your own human plaything!''

    • @georgeatkins7411
      @georgeatkins7411 3 месяца назад +3

      "You quartz-brained little cream puff!"

  • @nottoday4168
    @nottoday4168 5 лет назад +26

    Irish sarcastic burns are the best ☘

  • @TheCazTrick
    @TheCazTrick 5 лет назад +25

    I'm not sure what do you do?....oh thank God I thought had a disease. Omg that gets me everytime lol

  • @joel.rundle
    @joel.rundle 2 месяца назад +2

    Just one 45 minute reunion special, that’s all we ask for. Please.

  • @VivaLaDnDLogs
    @VivaLaDnDLogs 5 лет назад +52

    To Bernard Black! The most miserable grump in the entire world! A man so unpleasant, even Death doesn't want him!

  • @Natedawg38
    @Natedawg38 2 года назад +29

    They really should've done one more season...

  • @Pipi_macka
    @Pipi_macka 7 лет назад +57

    "have you no respect? he's mine"

    • @dawnmayflower4422
      @dawnmayflower4422 7 лет назад +9

      Zvonimir Čarija
      "Get your own human plaything!!" 😂😉

    • @nyannyan7769
      @nyannyan7769 5 лет назад

      My favorite moment

    • @samvidas9599
      @samvidas9599 5 лет назад

      What episode is that from?

    • @Mungoteazer11581
      @Mungoteazer11581 10 месяцев назад

      ​@@samvidas9599Season 3 Episode 1 where Manny works for Goliath

    • @docthefaust4519
      @docthefaust4519 7 месяцев назад

      @@Mungoteazer11581 "Hahaha ha...*slam* I'm really ANGRY now!!!"

  • @killme7750
    @killme7750 6 лет назад +41

    Bernard isn't my "spirit animal" ... I AM Bernard

  • @JDLupus
    @JDLupus 2 года назад +9

    Cutting off the "What happens?" during his half-ten rant is fucking criminal!

  • @maninthemachine
    @maninthemachine Год назад +5

    " i woke with a bit of a hangover" *screams* 🤣

  • @PonteRyuurui
    @PonteRyuurui 5 лет назад +35

    You cut the half ten bit too early, when he says what happens is the funniest moment

  • @JG-ce6op
    @JG-ce6op 6 лет назад +33

    My favourite show ever! And also my topic of choice for a profile essay I had to write for my English class. "Do you eat? I do. Do you want to do that in the same room sometime?" I may have to use that to ask a lady to dinner. Or paraphrase!

    • @Jell-E
      @Jell-E 6 лет назад +3

      Jack Grady ive actually used that. Girls think its cute.

  • @stephennidd1048
    @stephennidd1048 4 года назад +6

    "hello?!. Is this the place where you order books from for when you want to sell them from your book shop?". 😂😆

  • @parnmonkuma5461
    @parnmonkuma5461 5 лет назад +22

    But... ...I HAVE RIGHTS!!

  • @docthefaust4519
    @docthefaust4519 8 месяцев назад +2

    Ha, the progression of blackboard messages, "Don't do that" to just "DON'T" 😂

  • @jimdaw65
    @jimdaw65 9 месяцев назад +2

    Anyone who just sees this will think it's crap. Most of the lines are only funny in context, once you know the character.

  • @duncanwcraig9668
    @duncanwcraig9668 5 лет назад +15

    We suffer we slave and we expire.

  • @bernardobuffa2391
    @bernardobuffa2391 Месяц назад +1

    You are wearing an accordion... is my favorite phrase of the whole series.🤣🤣🤣

  • @nancybrown8338
    @nancybrown8338 3 года назад +7

    I love this show. Bernard is such a great character. Whenever I need a good laugh I watch an episode or three. It's my kind of humour realistic interaction between friends.

  • @syntheticsamurai
    @syntheticsamurai 2 года назад +22

    Current head-canon: Black Books is a Harry Potter AU when he never got his letter and spent all his formative years under the stairs.

    • @AgentofLADON
      @AgentofLADON Год назад

      Could also be an AU where he didn't want to deal with a society that insisted on forcing schoolkids to fight literal supervillains every bloody year.

  • @kafkaseyebrows
    @kafkaseyebrows 10 месяцев назад +2

    2:02 bernard going on about being gay and dancing when we saw him prancing across the street and dancing in place in that very episode 💀

    • @sevenseasonsofbrown
      @sevenseasonsofbrown 3 месяца назад +1

      fr and i love how he says the only reason he's not gay is because he's not clean enough 💀

  • @williamcunningham8790
    @williamcunningham8790 4 года назад +16

    I cant stop watching the bit where he wakes up with "a bit of a hangover" ... i've been laughting for 20 mins now... make it stop

  • @finlaykundigmitchell4330
    @finlaykundigmitchell4330 6 лет назад +13

    Bernard is amazing

  • @Nathius_16
    @Nathius_16 11 месяцев назад +2

    I was missing "You didn't do CoBumBo, did you?" - "No, I didn't have any cigars". (As a non-native speaker*, it took me like 10 re-watches to finally get the joke. Now, it is definitely among my favourites.)
    * What finally made me understand was getting to know the name of the Kojak actor. Belly Savalas😂😂😂

  • @brettsinclair4007
    @brettsinclair4007 2 года назад +7

    I wish I could live like Bernard 😂

    • @SamuelBlack84
      @SamuelBlack84 2 года назад +2

      Me too with the cute Fran and tormenting of Manny 😃

  • @Hugsloth
    @Hugsloth Год назад +3

    "I'd love to hear about Jesus, what's he up to now?"

  • @ChorltonOutlaw
    @ChorltonOutlaw 8 месяцев назад +2

    6:25 such a perfect life philosophy

  • @cavitycretin
    @cavitycretin 2 года назад +3

    these character quizzes keep telling me i’m him so now i’m here lmaoo they are correct i love it

  • @izzyliberty8720
    @izzyliberty8720 4 года назад +3

    omg I haven't thought about Black Books in ages, thank you YT suggestions!

  • @loganquinn1772
    @loganquinn1772 4 года назад +6

    I love the pizza covered in wasps.

  • @geordiejones5618
    @geordiejones5618 4 года назад +3

    Black Books is so funny these guys had great chemistry.

  • @howardkerr8174
    @howardkerr8174 5 лет назад +55

    Sorry, but you can not possibly condense the Best of Bernard Black into 14+ minutes...but this does a fairly decent job of it.
    One of my favorite bits was when Bernard ducked under the dinner table, and there was a bar and bartender down there.

  • @leoogle4814
    @leoogle4814 5 лет назад +5

    Bernard Black is my spirit animal

  • @lianecartman7989
    @lianecartman7989 4 года назад +10

    13:26 I have been looking for that quote. Oh, and the ending: "YOU CAN'T HANG-UP ON THE UNDEAD!"
    Best ending to a series, forever & ever amen.

  • @heathenwolf8903
    @heathenwolf8903 5 лет назад +5

    9:53 the part I was waiting for.

  • @ShermanLeungpointofgravity
    @ShermanLeungpointofgravity 6 лет назад +11

    9:34 this is what true civility looks like

  • @thehoudinifix5586
    @thehoudinifix5586 4 года назад +6

    I can’t believe I just found this show in the late 2019. I wish there was so much more omg

  • @ediblekorn
    @ediblekorn 7 лет назад +10

    Love Bernard

  • @SophisticatedLunatic
    @SophisticatedLunatic Год назад +1

    Nothing better than watching this show with wine

  • @calm_compost
    @calm_compost 4 года назад +3

    That is exactly how i run my life and people always advice me to visit a therapist for some reason. Weird people.

  • @batchynator
    @batchynator 3 года назад +1

    What's that? I don't know some sort of delicious biscuit. Gets me every time.

  • @sammydamo
    @sammydamo 2 года назад +6

    I'm worried that one day I'll end up exactly like bernard.

    • @clay5649
      @clay5649 Год назад

      Eh already there at least sarcasm is free

    • @SamuelBlack84
      @SamuelBlack84 Год назад

      I'm already misanthropic, resentful, and bitter as he is

    • @albatroce2324
      @albatroce2324 4 месяца назад

      Its inevitable, yoou either become your father or Bernard black

  • @jnlhansonian
    @jnlhansonian 6 лет назад +21

    You don't have to say anything. I just look at your life and work backwards.

  • @sjohnson8639
    @sjohnson8639 7 лет назад +3

    Thanks, just saved me a lot of time watching the whole thing/series over again....

  • @skyguy696
    @skyguy696 6 лет назад +6

    He's hilarious! X,D

  • @thejasonbischoff
    @thejasonbischoff 5 лет назад +2

    Binge watched all these on early free Hulu years ago.

  • @maxinesun6111
    @maxinesun6111 2 года назад +4

    The most chaotic INTP

    • @docthefaust4519
      @docthefaust4519 2 месяца назад

      As a turbulent ISTPINTP I feel vindicated by your observation 😂, my hair isn't as lank, but only because of male pattern balding

  • @feralbluee
    @feralbluee 4 года назад +2

    great collection. so glad i found this at the time. it certainly is an acquired taste as no one liked it but me. and now i find out - he’s a damn funny stand-up. too good! :} 😼

  • @MrPhetaste
    @MrPhetaste 6 лет назад +2

    i just love tjis show...

  • @verganas
    @verganas 6 лет назад +7

    Nice best of

  • @sebbzterNr1
    @sebbzterNr1 7 лет назад +7

    the around the world swing 10:05

  • @RichardKoning
    @RichardKoning 5 лет назад +4

    Bernard must be the (!*little bit more*!) intelectual/compassionate version of Gordon Ramsay.

    • @heather7473
      @heather7473 3 года назад

      Ney, more sherlocky except just a reclusive wanker, not a reclusive genius wanker

  • @craigsnedden3051
    @craigsnedden3051 3 года назад +1

    I’d love to hear about Jesus, come in! Love it!

  • @kittygrimm7301
    @kittygrimm7301 7 лет назад +29

    Bernard Black is my patronus!

    • @MURPHYCHACHO
      @MURPHYCHACHO 5 лет назад +4

      Yes! I can see it now, you yell "Expecto patronum!" and he comes out of the wand and starts verbally bitchslapping the Dementors until they flee!

  • @michalbukvai7548
    @michalbukvai7548 7 лет назад +26

    13:13 Professor Snape?

  • @m3lan156
    @m3lan156 3 года назад +3

    I made my friend watch this. Apparently my new name is 'Bernard'.

  • @Chris-vl1fn
    @Chris-vl1fn 3 года назад +1

    “Do you have anything by Adam Phillips?”
    How would I know, go to a proper bookshop!

  • @marcosqueiroz100
    @marcosqueiroz100 4 года назад

    This is fantastic! 8:00

  • @kinngrimm
    @kinngrimm 4 года назад +3

    i stopped counting how often i saw this show

  • @oneprizeonegoal
    @oneprizeonegoal 11 месяцев назад

    What I wouldn’t give for a Black Books movie to see where the characters are now

  • @kafkaseyebrows
    @kafkaseyebrows 10 месяцев назад

    mark gatiss (creator of bbc sherlock, bbc sherlock's older brother mycroft, and nazi zombie on good omens s2) at 1:17

  • @Maxywoo
    @Maxywoo Год назад

    6:28 the first time I saw this part I was laughing for a solid minute

  • @Trazyn_the_Infinite_40K
    @Trazyn_the_Infinite_40K 3 года назад

    'Bronze' Yohn Royse from Game of Thrones in the first scene, the Sergeant who gets told nothing from Hot Fuzz, and David from Shaun of the Dead.

  • @LaLaLadi10
    @LaLaLadi10 4 года назад +1

    JAM JAM JAM
    ....JAM JAM JAM 🤣🤣🤣

  • @thexskating
    @thexskating 3 года назад +4

    It's like God made a Irish version of me.

  • @evekennedy9801
    @evekennedy9801 6 лет назад +2

    Spirit animal

  • @miroalavcernin1542
    @miroalavcernin1542 4 года назад +1

    there should be something like double like button after 30 secs of video watching. real good videos will then get the fame they really deserve.

  • @MsSilverTulip
    @MsSilverTulip 4 года назад +3

    What? This completely skipped the best parts, like the wine episode ("look at the colours, all the colours, well... Yellow").

  • @rebeccab8555
    @rebeccab8555 3 года назад

    Bernard gets it.

  • @Klamath2046
    @Klamath2046 4 года назад +1

    Jam jam jam
    Jam jam jam

  • @calum2359
    @calum2359 Год назад

    Oh I don't know it's an impossible choice walls, thermometer's I'll just have to hope that when I do flip the coin it somehow explodes and kills me! 😂😂😂

  • @zetamarina
    @zetamarina 10 месяцев назад

    WHYYYYY there is no season 4....... This is genius.....