The Best of Bernard Black || Black Books supercut

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  • @AdamSmith75th
    @AdamSmith75th 2 года назад +323

    I find it incredible that Dylan Moran was 28 in the first season. He was born aged 46 I swear

  • @Zaru7t10
    @Zaru7t10 5 лет назад +401

    Bernard Black is one of the best characters ever created.

    • @ZombiefreakPrincess
      @ZombiefreakPrincess 3 года назад +6

      Is my personal antidote to Covid19 😂😂😂

    • @jpenneymrcoin6851
      @jpenneymrcoin6851 2 года назад

      he was supposed to be suicidal, i wish they didn't lighten it for tv

  • @bingus1256
    @bingus1256 Год назад +87

    10:51
    The implication his suit isn't black it's just filthy is genius.

  • @mb.7105
    @mb.7105 5 лет назад +304

    The show is so underrated. I miss it terribly.

    • @mrjackelbox4418
      @mrjackelbox4418 3 года назад +10

      Me too I used to always catch it on the TV during the afternoon and I would always grab some muffins tea for some reason and watch ah yes the good times does anyone know why they cancelled it

    • @somegirl558
      @somegirl558 3 года назад +6

      I could watch each and every ep on repeat on non stop.

    • @tommylee7218
      @tommylee7218 3 года назад

      You probably dont care but if you're stoned like me during the covid times then you can stream all of the new movies on Instaflixxer. Have been streaming with my girlfriend for the last weeks =)

    • @abrahamrhys6269
      @abrahamrhys6269 3 года назад

      @Tommy Lee yup, been watching on InstaFlixxer for since november myself :)

    • @somegirl558
      @somegirl558 3 года назад

      @@tommylee7218 I care about everything

  • @HonestlyAnnaFun
    @HonestlyAnnaFun 7 лет назад +275

    "What are you eating?" "Some sort of delicious biscuit." " It's a coaster."

  • @russelljackson2818
    @russelljackson2818 4 года назад +81

    "I am a quitter. I come from a long line of quitters. It's amazing I'm here at all."

  • @steerpike66
    @steerpike66 8 лет назад +297

    The existential tornado of grumpiness that is Bernard.

    • @n4veybaby
      @n4veybaby 6 лет назад +12

      concucted by fiancé faking death

    • @somegirl558
      @somegirl558 2 года назад +2

      The older I am the more I understand him.
      Actually: I am not even old, I just think......

    • @somegirl558
      @somegirl558 2 года назад

      @@n4veybaby oh no....
      Seriously... WTF......

    • @firstnamelastname2078
      @firstnamelastname2078 Год назад

      @@somegirl558don't even trust that, it's just not true. his fiancée faked her death in the first place because he was such a slob.

  • @silatheripper
    @silatheripper Год назад +30

    Everyone had their tv show crushes mine was always Bernard…

  • @itsrollintime
    @itsrollintime 3 года назад +156

    He is how Mr. Darcy from Pride and Prejudice would be like if he was Irish, broke, lived in modern world and didn't bother to solve his mental issues.

    • @somegirl558
      @somegirl558 2 года назад +2

      THAT IS THE WORST COMPARISION IN ENTIRE WORLD..... WTF.... NO.

    • @itsrollintime
      @itsrollintime 2 года назад +13

      @@somegirl558 they have the same energy in my opinion lmao

    • @aysenur5407
      @aysenur5407 2 года назад +3

      çok haklı geldi bu yorum

    • @itsrollintime
      @itsrollintime 2 года назад +1

      @@aysenur5407 darcy'i cok sevsem de modern dunyada culsuzken kimse onu o kadar ciddiye almazdi, sosyal fobili icine kapanik bir tip olurdu bernard gibi

    • @Lamrett
      @Lamrett 3 месяца назад

      You're so right! This is exactly what Mr. Darcy would be like if instead of being anything like his actual character he instead had a load of completely different characteristics!
      In fact, basically every character would be like Bernard Black if they weren't like themselves and instead like Bernard Black!

  • @josh420masterB
    @josh420masterB 6 лет назад +172

    I can always feel myself becoming more misanthropic whenever I watch this show.

  • @bigkuriboh3814
    @bigkuriboh3814 10 месяцев назад +7

    I'm becoming more and more like this man as I age, it is actually quite scary.

  • @jameswilliams9104
    @jameswilliams9104 2 года назад +28

    "They're real Dickens." is one of the best, most accurate put-downs you're ever likely to hear.

  • @joel.rundle
    @joel.rundle 7 месяцев назад +6

    Just one 45 minute reunion special, that’s all we ask for. Please.

  • @maximillianford9301
    @maximillianford9301 5 лет назад +37

    ‘I can feel bits of my brain falling away like a wet cake’

    • @SamuelBlack84
      @SamuelBlack84 3 месяца назад +1

      How I feel watching modern television

  • @raven_of_zoso455
    @raven_of_zoso455 2 года назад +68

    "I'm about to stop playing Who should I kill first in my head and just go for what feels natural. I think I start with me, then it's you..." so absolutely well put and suitable for wo many social situations. Bernie is my spirit animal!

    • @SamuelBlack84
      @SamuelBlack84 2 года назад +3

      I have the exact same personality as Bernard, especially concerning misanthropy

  • @chopin65
    @chopin65 5 лет назад +81

    This show is a comic masterpiece. It is almost perfect.

    • @raven_of_zoso455
      @raven_of_zoso455 2 года назад +4

      The only thing that could make it perfect was if they had 25 episodes a season instead of the whole show just being only 18 little episodes...

    • @thetombuck
      @thetombuck 2 года назад +8

      @@raven_of_zoso455 No way! It's perfect as short as it is. I'm glad it wasn't run into the ground like a lot of American sitcoms

  • @lynpagan1720
    @lynpagan1720 2 года назад +33

    'I'd love to hear about Jesus what's he up to now?' 😂😂😂

  • @cansueceklc7745
    @cansueceklc7745 Год назад +30

    The amount of times I’ve watched this video is truly concerning. Black Books probably will remain my favourite series of all time. God, I should not resemble Bernard this much at 18. I’m literally him but sober.

    • @kawaiilotus
      @kawaiilotus 10 месяцев назад +2

      Time to change the last one!

  • @spencerwinslow1309
    @spencerwinslow1309 6 лет назад +113

    "hello is this 'a place that you call for when you want ta buy books so you can sell em in your bookshop? What? No..I don't know! Look, can you jus' send me some book?! Oh God!" Easily my favorite Bernard moment.

    • @DavidLopez-n2h
      @DavidLopez-n2h 6 лет назад +3

      Best line :D it kills me everytime:D

    • @annalieff-saxby568
      @annalieff-saxby568 Год назад +2

      I think "With a pickle?" tops that every time, mainly because of the beatific expression with which he says the line.

  • @SnoodyMcFlude
    @SnoodyMcFlude 7 лет назад +184

    "I just knew her as Ma!!"

  • @TheEmpressMouse
    @TheEmpressMouse 4 года назад +41

    His standup is hilarious. I’m glad I found this show. Hilarious and clever.

  • @nnnomenclature
    @nnnomenclature 2 года назад +29

    "don't make me get sick into my own scorn" definitely entered my phrase book from this show

    • @Hugsloth
      @Hugsloth 2 года назад +5

      "Don't make me laugh.... bitterly..."

  • @bernardobuffa2391
    @bernardobuffa2391 5 месяцев назад +4

    You are wearing an accordion... is my favorite phrase of the whole series.🤣🤣🤣

  • @Dorian-Rook
    @Dorian-Rook 7 лет назад +125

    Bernard is my spirit animal.

    • @thexskating
      @thexskating 3 года назад +3

      Same. He's just an Irish me lmao

  • @666deadman1988
    @666deadman1988 2 года назад +77

    Am I the only person who thinks that Dylan Moran would play a fantastic Doctor Who?

    • @roseadams5362
      @roseadams5362 2 года назад +5

      Great idea. I'm totally in agreement

    • @littlebitinlov
      @littlebitinlov Год назад

      Omg yes

    • @laurafromliverpool
      @laurafromliverpool Год назад

      Oh oh oh! You are so right!

    • @manmoth4
      @manmoth4 Год назад +5

      Only if it's literally Bernard Black as Dr Who with Manny as the girl

    • @jogrant3851
      @jogrant3851 Год назад +1

      Yes, and I could play Jo Grant.

  • @pichitomcfun
    @pichitomcfun 5 лет назад +40

    One of the best shows. It hurts when you finish last episode

  • @issac2615
    @issac2615 4 года назад +16

    If you live in a council flat, beside a river, but are not, blind. WHAT?!?!?

  • @fyr3st0rm35
    @fyr3st0rm35 Год назад +9

    'I just knew her as ma' hit me on a primal level

  • @CurveTheRain
    @CurveTheRain 5 лет назад +52

    I swear this show gets better every time I watch it. 😹

    • @Plethorality
      @Plethorality 4 года назад

      Mandela effect?
      Joke. Seriously, a joke.

  • @priyax1608
    @priyax1608 Год назад +11

    This was fantastic but it missed 2 of my favourite quotes:
    * Fran showing off her new hairstyle asking if anyone notices anything different *
    Bernard: You've turned into a heron
    and also
    (talking about Manny's crush) "I'm trying to imagine this girl who fancies you and all I can picture is you in a dress"

    • @docthefaust4519
      @docthefaust4519 11 месяцев назад

      "What am I supposed to do..while you're busy doing the underpants charleston with this insane blind tart!?"

  • @SteelChains
    @SteelChains 5 лет назад +20

    ''He's mine! Get your own human plaything!''

    • @georgeatkins7411
      @georgeatkins7411 7 месяцев назад +5

      "You quartz-brained little cream puff!"

  • @Pipi_macka
    @Pipi_macka 7 лет назад +60

    "have you no respect? he's mine"

    • @dawnmayflower4422
      @dawnmayflower4422 7 лет назад +10

      Zvonimir Čarija
      "Get your own human plaything!!" 😂😉

    • @nyannyan7769
      @nyannyan7769 6 лет назад

      My favorite moment

    • @samvidas9599
      @samvidas9599 6 лет назад

      What episode is that from?

    • @Mungoteazer11581
      @Mungoteazer11581 Год назад

      ​@@samvidas9599Season 3 Episode 1 where Manny works for Goliath

    • @docthefaust4519
      @docthefaust4519 11 месяцев назад

      @@Mungoteazer11581 "Hahaha ha...*slam* I'm really ANGRY now!!!"

  • @killme7750
    @killme7750 7 лет назад +43

    Bernard isn't my "spirit animal" ... I AM Bernard

  • @Natedawg38
    @Natedawg38 3 года назад +30

    They really should've done one more season...

  • @nottoday4168
    @nottoday4168 5 лет назад +29

    Irish sarcastic burns are the best ☘

  • @PonteRyuurui
    @PonteRyuurui 6 лет назад +38

    You cut the half ten bit too early, when he says what happens is the funniest moment

  • @VivaLaDnDLogs
    @VivaLaDnDLogs 6 лет назад +54

    To Bernard Black! The most miserable grump in the entire world! A man so unpleasant, even Death doesn't want him!

  • @JG-ce6op
    @JG-ce6op 7 лет назад +35

    My favourite show ever! And also my topic of choice for a profile essay I had to write for my English class. "Do you eat? I do. Do you want to do that in the same room sometime?" I may have to use that to ask a lady to dinner. Or paraphrase!

    • @Jell-E
      @Jell-E 6 лет назад +4

      Jack Grady ive actually used that. Girls think its cute.

  • @nancybrown8338
    @nancybrown8338 4 года назад +7

    I love this show. Bernard is such a great character. Whenever I need a good laugh I watch an episode or three. It's my kind of humour realistic interaction between friends.

  • @TheCazTrick
    @TheCazTrick 6 лет назад +27

    I'm not sure what do you do?....oh thank God I thought had a disease. Omg that gets me everytime lol

  • @stephennidd1048
    @stephennidd1048 4 года назад +7

    "hello?!. Is this the place where you order books from for when you want to sell them from your book shop?". 😂😆

  • @docthefaust4519
    @docthefaust4519 Год назад +5

    Ha, the progression of blackboard messages, "Don't do that" to just "DON'T" 😂

  • @izzyliberty8720
    @izzyliberty8720 5 лет назад +4

    omg I haven't thought about Black Books in ages, thank you YT suggestions!

  • @JDLupus
    @JDLupus 2 года назад +12

    Cutting off the "What happens?" during his half-ten rant is fucking criminal!

  • @maninthemachine
    @maninthemachine 2 года назад +7

    " i woke with a bit of a hangover" *screams* 🤣

  • @williamcunningham8790
    @williamcunningham8790 5 лет назад +19

    I cant stop watching the bit where he wakes up with "a bit of a hangover" ... i've been laughting for 20 mins now... make it stop

  • @duncanwcraig9668
    @duncanwcraig9668 5 лет назад +18

    We suffer we slave and we expire.

  • @parnmonkuma5461
    @parnmonkuma5461 5 лет назад +24

    But... ...I HAVE RIGHTS!!

  • @howardkerr8174
    @howardkerr8174 5 лет назад +56

    Sorry, but you can not possibly condense the Best of Bernard Black into 14+ minutes...but this does a fairly decent job of it.
    One of my favorite bits was when Bernard ducked under the dinner table, and there was a bar and bartender down there.

  • @finlaykundigmitchell4330
    @finlaykundigmitchell4330 6 лет назад +13

    Bernard is amazing

  • @Nathius_16
    @Nathius_16 Год назад +3

    I was missing "You didn't do CoBumBo, did you?" - "No, I didn't have any cigars". (As a non-native speaker*, it took me like 10 re-watches to finally get the joke. Now, it is definitely among my favourites.)
    * What finally made me understand was getting to know the name of the Kojak actor. Belly Savalas😂😂😂

  • @thehoudinifix5586
    @thehoudinifix5586 5 лет назад +6

    I can’t believe I just found this show in the late 2019. I wish there was so much more omg

  • @lianecartman7989
    @lianecartman7989 4 года назад +11

    13:26 I have been looking for that quote. Oh, and the ending: "YOU CAN'T HANG-UP ON THE UNDEAD!"
    Best ending to a series, forever & ever amen.

  • @syntheticsamurai
    @syntheticsamurai 2 года назад +24

    Current head-canon: Black Books is a Harry Potter AU when he never got his letter and spent all his formative years under the stairs.

    • @AgentofLADON
      @AgentofLADON Год назад +1

      Could also be an AU where he didn't want to deal with a society that insisted on forcing schoolkids to fight literal supervillains every bloody year.

    • @markobighead3173
      @markobighead3173 25 дней назад

      Shut up and read another book. Please.

  • @brettsinclair4007
    @brettsinclair4007 2 года назад +8

    I wish I could live like Bernard 😂

    • @SamuelBlack84
      @SamuelBlack84 2 года назад +2

      Me too with the cute Fran and tormenting of Manny 😃

  • @geordiejones5618
    @geordiejones5618 4 года назад +3

    Black Books is so funny these guys had great chemistry.

  • @ChorltonOutlaw
    @ChorltonOutlaw Год назад +2

    6:25 such a perfect life philosophy

  • @kafkaseyebrows
    @kafkaseyebrows Год назад +4

    2:02 bernard going on about being gay and dancing when we saw him prancing across the street and dancing in place in that very episode 💀

    • @sevenseasonsofbrown
      @sevenseasonsofbrown 7 месяцев назад +3

      fr and i love how he says the only reason he's not gay is because he's not clean enough 💀

    • @inthegrass11
      @inthegrass11 Месяц назад

      he's not beating the allegations 💖

  • @heathenwolf8903
    @heathenwolf8903 5 лет назад +5

    9:53 the part I was waiting for.

  • @leoogle4814
    @leoogle4814 6 лет назад +6

    Bernard Black is my spirit animal

  • @loganquinn1772
    @loganquinn1772 5 лет назад +6

    I love the pizza covered in wasps.

  • @ShermanLeungpointofgravity
    @ShermanLeungpointofgravity 7 лет назад +12

    9:34 this is what true civility looks like

  • @SophisticatedLunatic
    @SophisticatedLunatic Год назад +1

    Nothing better than watching this show with wine

  • @sammydamo
    @sammydamo 2 года назад +6

    I'm worried that one day I'll end up exactly like bernard.

    • @clay5649
      @clay5649 Год назад

      Eh already there at least sarcasm is free

    • @SamuelBlack84
      @SamuelBlack84 Год назад

      I'm already misanthropic, resentful, and bitter as he is

    • @albatroce2324
      @albatroce2324 8 месяцев назад

      Its inevitable, yoou either become your father or Bernard black

  • @jnlhansonian
    @jnlhansonian 6 лет назад +22

    You don't have to say anything. I just look at your life and work backwards.

  • @jimdaw65
    @jimdaw65 Год назад +2

    Anyone who just sees this will think it's crap. Most of the lines are only funny in context, once you know the character.

  • @Hugsloth
    @Hugsloth 2 года назад +4

    "I'd love to hear about Jesus, what's he up to now?"

  • @michalbukvai7548
    @michalbukvai7548 8 лет назад +26

    13:13 Professor Snape?

  • @calm_compost
    @calm_compost 4 года назад +4

    That is exactly how i run my life and people always advice me to visit a therapist for some reason. Weird people.

  • @kafkaseyebrows
    @kafkaseyebrows Год назад

    mark gatiss (creator of bbc sherlock, bbc sherlock's older brother mycroft, and nazi zombie on good omens s2) at 1:17

  • @sjohnson8639
    @sjohnson8639 7 лет назад +3

    Thanks, just saved me a lot of time watching the whole thing/series over again....

  • @ediblekorn
    @ediblekorn 8 лет назад +10

    Love Bernard

  • @batchynator
    @batchynator 3 года назад +1

    What's that? I don't know some sort of delicious biscuit. Gets me every time.

  • @MrPhetaste
    @MrPhetaste 6 лет назад +2

    i just love tjis show...

  • @teejyy
    @teejyy 22 дня назад

    My favourite line (that didn't come from Bernard) will always be "Hello, I was wondering if we could talk to you about DJEESUS"

  • @thejasonbischoff
    @thejasonbischoff 5 лет назад +2

    Binge watched all these on early free Hulu years ago.

  • @Clockwork-XIII
    @Clockwork-XIII 3 месяца назад

    I was working a restaurant gig in the morning meanwhile my now ex girlfriend was working third shift at a bar. Black Books was on Netflix at the time and I get a text that she sent said in the weird morning hours of "I think I found your father. I was watching this show called Black Books and........." She might be gone but the comparison remains ha ha.

  • @kittygrimm7301
    @kittygrimm7301 7 лет назад +29

    Bernard Black is my patronus!

    • @MURPHYCHACHO
      @MURPHYCHACHO 5 лет назад +4

      Yes! I can see it now, you yell "Expecto patronum!" and he comes out of the wand and starts verbally bitchslapping the Dementors until they flee!

  • @sebbzterNr1
    @sebbzterNr1 7 лет назад +7

    the around the world swing 10:05

  • @skyguy696
    @skyguy696 7 лет назад +6

    He's hilarious! X,D

  • @kinngrimm
    @kinngrimm 5 лет назад +3

    i stopped counting how often i saw this show

  • @craigsnedden3051
    @craigsnedden3051 4 года назад +1

    I’d love to hear about Jesus, come in! Love it!

  • @feralbluee
    @feralbluee 4 года назад +2

    great collection. so glad i found this at the time. it certainly is an acquired taste as no one liked it but me. and now i find out - he’s a damn funny stand-up. too good! :} 😼

  • @oneprizeonegoal
    @oneprizeonegoal Год назад

    What I wouldn’t give for a Black Books movie to see where the characters are now

  • @maxinesun6111
    @maxinesun6111 2 года назад +4

    The most chaotic INTP

    • @docthefaust4519
      @docthefaust4519 6 месяцев назад

      As a turbulent ISTPINTP I feel vindicated by your observation 😂, my hair isn't as lank, but only because of male pattern balding

  • @RichardKoning
    @RichardKoning 5 лет назад +4

    Bernard must be the (!*little bit more*!) intelectual/compassionate version of Gordon Ramsay.

    • @heather7473
      @heather7473 4 года назад

      Ney, more sherlocky except just a reclusive wanker, not a reclusive genius wanker

  • @justguy9375
    @justguy9375 7 лет назад +3

    What episode is that bit where he snaps the phone cable with scissors from?

  • @LaLaLadi10
    @LaLaLadi10 4 года назад +2

    JAM JAM JAM
    ....JAM JAM JAM 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Maxywoo
    @Maxywoo Год назад

    6:28 the first time I saw this part I was laughing for a solid minute

  • @MsSilverTulip
    @MsSilverTulip 4 года назад +3

    What? This completely skipped the best parts, like the wine episode ("look at the colours, all the colours, well... Yellow").

  • @Trazyn_the_Infinite_40K
    @Trazyn_the_Infinite_40K 4 года назад

    'Bronze' Yohn Royse from Game of Thrones in the first scene, the Sergeant who gets told nothing from Hot Fuzz, and David from Shaun of the Dead.

  • @m3lan156
    @m3lan156 3 года назад +3

    I made my friend watch this. Apparently my new name is 'Bernard'.

  • @Chris-vl1fn
    @Chris-vl1fn 3 года назад +1

    “Do you have anything by Adam Phillips?”
    How would I know, go to a proper bookshop!

  • @marcosqueiroz100
    @marcosqueiroz100 4 года назад

    This is fantastic! 8:00

  • @o8ee435
    @o8ee435 5 лет назад +8

    what the hell happened in Canada?

  • @justbrowsing1278
    @justbrowsing1278 6 лет назад +2

    I think I missed a season 😲

  • @jasoncoker1625
    @jasoncoker1625 Год назад +2

    🖤

  • @thehammersmithcrumpetradar
    @thehammersmithcrumpetradar Год назад

    3:06 my fave bit

  • @zetamarina
    @zetamarina Год назад

    WHYYYYY there is no season 4....... This is genius.....

  • @DellDuckfan313
    @DellDuckfan313 2 года назад +1

    1:37 "What happens?"