That's pretty great material. I like it when he takes rational thought completely off the rails and just rants on about nothing really. His imagery is as absurd as it is precise. Genius.
Dont know if anyone cares but if you guys are bored like me during the covid times then you can stream pretty much all of the new series on Instaflixxer. Been binge watching with my brother recently :)
I've been watching a load of Dylan Moran videos on RUclips and it suddenly recommended this one. I instantly recognised the painting in the background from one of the only comedy clubs I've ever been to. RUclips's algorithm is spooky as shit.
Thank you so much for sharing! I never had the pleasure to see him live, but I hope I'll be abble to do so very soon! 😆 This video made my day😄😄 Dylan is great!😎
know Stewart Lee? And then I also found Phil Wang. Before that I felt as you did, exactly, despairing of all the rest and the people that laugh at them.
I could imagine this Liam Neeson routine done word by word by Eddie Izzard. I've never noticed before how similar their styles are - they have almost the same rhythm when mumbling absolute absurdities.
Men are longing for the day to finally arrive when, like in _Star Trek,_ we can all wear the exact same uniform every day. Basically we can deal with _1984_ as long as we don't have to make clothing choices ever again.
I think I heard he had some issue with his hands. He explained it was heriditary but hes fine and Its not anything serious. Like restless leg syndrome but with hands. The only thing he has to worry about us people thinking hes a canibbal, they have shakey hands after prolonged eating of people.
he smooshed one onstage with his fist last time I saw him, after someone gave him cake in the interval. He said that he couldnt eat that stuff. Eclair that is. Everyone laughed
Yeah, he reached down as to pick it up but just continued calmly pressing it down on the table, with his "signature" deadpan expression. A really funni and surprising scene B-). It got really messy as he didn't have any napkins....he was like "oh no!"
it is quite bizarre..you could say that he's out there...off the wall..but my goodnes. what does that say about MY imagination? Im about to start job in a jewellery shop. They cant have someone with an imagination like this working there...all hell will break lose. ah well. good luck to them.
People have been feeding Dylan too many cakes. Next gig, please just bring him celery! He's spot on about German humour. So much of it is dark; usually doing the opposite of what's expected or promised.
When you quit smoking, your appetite comes back with full force. All the times you had Marlboros for breakfast would now be replaced with loads of pig vegetable soup
"Doing the opposite of what's expected" is pretty much the definition of a joke. That's how they work. As a German myself, I don't think there's a special "German" kind of humour. He is spot on about the pig thing, though. Although he could easily get around his three-letter allergy by calling it pork ;)
Mark Roy Wachira no it is getting old. He should go on vacation in italy or wherever for a change and come up with new stuff.his prejudice keeps him from being a better observer/~funny. The jokes of this bit were in fact from the soup guy btw
Come on fighting pigs in a hole is a very respected profession but don't forget to wear the bucket helmet or Luis won't give you any cheese for your Llama.
shaun hailes sometimes people (who aren't native English speakers) can't follow people talking fast in English, especially if they have a specific accent or if it's not spoken in totally logical sentences or they mumble, but they read much faster. :)
I told her that her hair was nice and that her skin looked like my favourite flavour of ice cream. He had a fight to help those in the Wendy House escape. Together. Side by side. That was 78 years ago. Me and Liam Neeson. Neighbours. Together. What was her name. We held hands. He fought with his fists. We were neighbours.
he's gained A LOT of weight. just saw him on conan o'brien and he looks even heavier than he does here. but whatever, he's a middle aged man who makes his living telling jokes. he can be whatever weight he wants, just as long as he's still funny!
What a beautiful mind.......what a delight.......what a relief to know he is out there to lighten the weight of the world.
have you seen his artwork? his cakes are so amazing.. we truly need more people like him in this world. 🥰🤩🤗
That's pretty great material. I like it when he takes rational thought completely off the rails and just rants on about nothing really. His imagery is as absurd as it is precise. Genius.
Dont know if anyone cares but if you guys are bored like me during the covid times then you can stream pretty much all of the new series on Instaflixxer. Been binge watching with my brother recently :)
@Kade Jaxx yea, I've been watching on Instaflixxer for years myself :D
That is literally what it's like having a conversation with any Irishman.
@@kadejaxx701 We got the porn in last week so we're sound.
Whenever he comes to Prague, it's like a miracle. The public knows nothing about him, yet the theatre he performs in is always full to the brim.
But isn't there too much pig in Prague ? because Czechia definitely runs on pig Dělám si srandu😂
Thank you, thank you, thank you ...he's a genius, and his work brings JOY.
Possibly the best synopsis of 'The Grey'....climbing mountains with his face 😂😂😂
this man is a super genius
a super genius!
I love this guy. Greets from Germany. I ate a pig while watching.
I've been watching a load of Dylan Moran videos on RUclips and it suddenly recommended this one. I instantly recognised the painting in the background from one of the only comedy clubs I've ever been to. RUclips's algorithm is spooky as shit.
Thank you so much for sharing! I never had the pleasure to see him live, but I hope I'll be abble to do so very soon! 😆 This video made my day😄😄 Dylan is great!😎
This is the best set I've ever seen
Thanks for uploading this! Just saw him in Chicago. I was laughing so hard!
I actually started cramping in my sides on my bed laughing so hard. At times this man is Moran I can take.
Thank you thank you thank you!!! for posting this!!! OH JOY ^^
You're welcome!
"Oh no. He'd be wrong as well." I'M DYING asdfdgsjhh
I love that this exists because he forgot stuff, after constantly saying he will forget stuff
i was beginning to feel that theres nothing funny to watch anymore. Moran is a ray of sunshine in these dark times of comedy!!
know Stewart Lee? And then I also found Phil Wang.
Before that I felt as you did, exactly, despairing of all the rest and the people that laugh at them.
Have you seen Black Books? :)
@@Emiliapocalypse yes yes
"WHAT AM I, A FUCKING CAT COUNTER?!" Lololololol
Really good writing. That's a well developed German character at the end.
Fcuk, I LOVE how his mind works!!!!
I was there! Newcastle Stand, great venue with a great attitude
„Oh, no. He'd be wrong as well.” 😂 Spot on.
"Oh, yeah? Here, have a mint" I got drool all over me from laughing
sebbzterNr1 that was so random that it made me laugh out loud! I thought Izzard was the king (or queen) of random stuff but Dylan is just out there.
I love this man..
"Fleshy bunting" 😂
Thanks for posting
As a German I can confirm that that is indeed how we eat our soup
I can not, but we do like to mindfuck people at times.
Schwartzbraun ist die Haselnuss
I could imagine this Liam Neeson routine done word by word by Eddie Izzard. I've never noticed before how similar their styles are - they have almost the same rhythm when mumbling absolute absurdities.
Hilarious stuff , I too am coincidentially also in possesion of both "Tousers & Teeth" :-)
Love him at at times he sounds so like Dave Allen having a rant
Men are longing for the day to finally arrive when, like in _Star Trek,_ we can all wear the exact same uniform every day. Basically we can deal with _1984_ as long as we don't have to make clothing choices ever again.
Still the best!
I was at that show in Newcastle. It was great
Yana Teterina thank you so much Dylan is bonza.
Strewth!
This guy is what happens when you can hear someone’s mind chattering in the back of their head.
laughing at the phone joke. thinking those fools constantly on the phone while on the phone.
Thank yoy Dylan for all the truth!
12:39 It's 'macaws' ...as in the parrots!
Thanks that was fab
Lovely jokes, they are not derogatory or something like that. Love Dylan Moran! *_*
this was a guzz video
And years on in 2019 take another look Miliband Cameron and Farage!
@9:08 -9:25- "It's all about Eastern techniques and scatter cushions." 😉👌🏼👏🏻
I think I heard he had some issue with his hands. He explained it was heriditary but hes fine and Its not anything serious. Like restless leg syndrome but with hands. The only thing he has to worry about us people thinking hes a canibbal, they have shakey hands after prolonged eating of people.
haha naaah, everybody knows he's an eclair addict)
he smooshed one onstage with his fist last time I saw him, after someone gave him cake in the interval. He said that he couldnt eat that stuff. Eclair that is. Everyone laughed
ahahahaha that's hilarious!
Yeah, he reached down as to pick it up but just continued calmly pressing it down on the table, with his "signature" deadpan expression. A really funni and surprising scene B-). It got really messy as he didn't have any napkins....he was like "oh no!"
+Carl-Fredrik L aaaaaaah I wish I could see that!!!
I thought I widdle myself during the German joke. Wonderful!
But why is his hand shaking like that?
something hereditary, no sickness. i used to think alcoholism but nay
Alcoholism probably i have that problem sometimes tho only when im drank so much the night before i black out
Love that last joke.
Hes a comic genius
"do you have teeth?! me too, let's fix this shit!“
🤣
If this is his comedy gristle you’ll love his prime rib ✌️ 💕
You magnificent fool you 😍
Dylan Moran on vinjak must be something to witness
Love his stuff. Why is his right hand trembling? I worry.
Do I look like a cat counter to you?🤣🤣🤣
God does he write?? This is fantastic!
Yes he does! Watch the show on Netflix, "Black Books". You'll love it!
@@prosthoplus I've always had the feeling the Bernard Black wasn't a particularly challenging part for him... ;-)
it is quite bizarre..you could say that he's out there...off the wall..but my goodnes. what does that say about MY imagination? Im about to start job in a jewellery shop. They cant have someone with an imagination like this working there...all hell will break lose. ah well. good luck to them.
I feel like those eyes are going to blink.
People have been feeding Dylan too many cakes. Next gig, please just bring him celery!
He's spot on about German humour. So much of it is dark; usually doing the opposite of what's expected or promised.
Of course he'll gain weight if he keeps being tricked into eating pig based soups when he thinks he's eating vegetable soup!
Well, he's quit smoking. You got to deside whether it's cancer or obesity that kills you. He made his decission. ;)
When you quit smoking, your appetite comes back with full force. All the times you had Marlboros for breakfast would now be replaced with loads of pig vegetable soup
"Doing the opposite of what's expected" is pretty much the definition of a joke. That's how they work. As a German myself, I don't think there's a special "German" kind of humour. He is spot on about the pig thing, though. Although he could easily get around his three-letter allergy by calling it pork ;)
The German humor part was the absolute best LMAO
Mark Roy Wachira no it is getting old. He should go on vacation in italy or wherever for a change and come up with new stuff.his prejudice keeps him from being a better observer/~funny.
The jokes of this bit were in fact from the soup guy btw
has he got ddts? hes shaking like crazy.
I remember watching this first time and crying laughing.
I approve of this
Come on fighting pigs in a hole is a very respected profession but don't forget to wear the bucket helmet or Luis won't give you any cheese for your Llama.
Table top in pizzas
18:22 dark bread is Pumpernickel. You're welcome.
luvvit!!! DM roks!
crescent moon
orange peel
Christmas trees
lighted buildings
seas, clouds
paintbrush
His impression of that German guy sounded like Elmer Fudd.
Why are there English subtitles when he's speaking English??
shaun hailes sometimes people (who aren't native English speakers) can't follow people talking fast in English, especially if they have a specific accent or if it's not spoken in totally logical sentences or they mumble, but they read much faster. :)
True. I honed my English comprehension with British/Irish/Aussie comedians.
To make sure for us Germans to understand all of it ;-)
shaun hailes Deaf people like comedy as well.
It's for people with hearing disabilities
Goose day sounds like puck fair
yes very funny
“Do I look like a ****### cat counter to you?”
I told her that her hair was nice and that her skin looked like my favourite flavour of ice cream. He had a fight to help those in the Wendy House escape. Together. Side by side. That was 78 years ago. Me and Liam Neeson. Neighbours. Together. What was her name. We held hands. He fought with his fists. We were neighbours.
(crowd murmuring)
Why are the English subtitles? Isn't he, in fact, speaking English?
Sure, if you can hear it.
Not really, he's speaking Irish. Maybe the subtitles are for Americans.
Deaf people also want to enjoy this.
Fair point.@@lizziebkennedy7505
Fleshy bunting 😂
Fleshy Bunting must be the name of Dylan’s porn persona 😄
Emiliapocalypse I bloody hope so
Ed Flanders
hahahaha the German soup
dylan moran looks like he ate dylan moran
He raised himself to the power of himself.
CockpumpVideo Irish people look like they're trying to hide other people inside themselves
17:7 Campenzalen lol. Zero results at Google xD
Is it just me or has he gained some weight?
yes, but just a little bit, and he's "not American fat, he's interesting European delicatessen fat"))
he's gained A LOT of weight. just saw him on conan o'brien and he looks even heavier than he does here. but whatever, he's a middle aged man who makes his living telling jokes. he can be whatever weight he wants, just as long as he's still funny!
FeRoX0r
I think he might've quit smoking
He's good, but he mispronounced "slough"
That soup story is on par with Norm MacDonald's stuff.
The start took so much away from the performance, I'm a huge fan of himself by the way
puts things in his ass on the weekend Harrington I just replied because your name made me laugh😂
Ed would offer you other peoples tea, other peoples rakes, other peoples twixes, but never his own. Thats how those people work
Wow, what the hell do you think BoJo and Truss did?
I didn't find the off the hook tour quite as funny as I'd hoped
He puts women up and bashes men too much.
The subtitles ruin this.
medvin strauft - life can be so cruel sometimes can't it?
Nope, they were helpful for me 😊
Not for the deaf they don’t; selfish.
he sounds kind of sad.. he is not that old.. but I feel sad listening to him
Siberian Flower don't be sad, it's an act.
Yea, he's an adult
He's always sounded sad. Being middle aged doesn't help.
Dylans hand has developed that weird Hitler shake ... hmm ...
He used to be better.
i don't need or desire the subs
But deaf people do. It’s not always about you.
He must have been drinking Life Cry, lol.