Dylan Moran - Off the Hook (EXTRAS/ ENG SUBS)
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- Опубликовано: 18 июл 2016
- Copyright and everything else belong to Mr. Dylan Moran, you know. To everyone who's complaining about the subs - that was the only video of this gig on vkontakte (Russian Facebook). Therefore, I had no choice. Enjoy!
Whenever he comes to Prague, it's like a miracle. The public knows nothing about him, yet the theatre he performs in is always full to the brim.
But isn't there too much pig in Prague ? because Czechia definitely runs on pig Dělám si srandu😂
That's pretty great material. I like it when he takes rational thought completely off the rails and just rants on about nothing really. His imagery is as absurd as it is precise. Genius.
Dont know if anyone cares but if you guys are bored like me during the covid times then you can stream pretty much all of the new series on Instaflixxer. Been binge watching with my brother recently :)
@Kade Jaxx yea, I've been watching on Instaflixxer for years myself :D
That is literally what it's like having a conversation with any Irishman.
@@kadejaxx701 We got the porn in last week so we're sound.
Possibly the best synopsis of 'The Grey'....climbing mountains with his face 😂😂😂
What a beautiful mind.......what a delight.......what a relief to know he is out there to lighten the weight of the world.
this man is a super genius
a super genius!
Thank you, thank you, thank you ...he's a genius, and his work brings JOY.
I love that this exists because he forgot stuff, after constantly saying he will forget stuff
I love this guy. Greets from Germany. I ate a pig while watching.
"Oh no. He'd be wrong as well." I'M DYING asdfdgsjhh
This is the best set I've ever seen
Thank you so much for sharing! I never had the pleasure to see him live, but I hope I'll be abble to do so very soon! 😆 This video made my day😄😄 Dylan is great!😎
Really good writing. That's a well developed German character at the end.
I actually started cramping in my sides on my bed laughing so hard. At times this man is Moran I can take.
Thanks for uploading this! Just saw him in Chicago. I was laughing so hard!
Thank you thank you thank you!!! for posting this!!! OH JOY ^^
You're welcome!
i was beginning to feel that theres nothing funny to watch anymore. Moran is a ray of sunshine in these dark times of comedy!!
know Stewart Lee? And then I also found Phil Wang.
Before that I felt as you did, exactly, despairing of all the rest and the people that laugh at them.
Have you seen Black Books? :)
@@Emiliapocalypse yes yes
"WHAT AM I, A FUCKING CAT COUNTER?!" Lololololol
Thanks for posting
I've been watching a load of Dylan Moran videos on RUclips and it suddenly recommended this one. I instantly recognised the painting in the background from one of the only comedy clubs I've ever been to. RUclips's algorithm is spooky as shit.
Fcuk, I LOVE how his mind works!!!!
As a German I can confirm that that is indeed how we eat our soup
I can not, but we do like to mindfuck people at times.
Schwartzbraun ist die Haselnuss
Hilarious stuff , I too am coincidentially also in possesion of both "Tousers & Teeth" :-)
„Oh, no. He'd be wrong as well.” 😂 Spot on.
"Fleshy bunting" 😂
I could imagine this Liam Neeson routine done word by word by Eddie Izzard. I've never noticed before how similar their styles are - they have almost the same rhythm when mumbling absolute absurdities.
Thanks that was fab
I was there! Newcastle Stand, great venue with a great attitude
This guy is what happens when you can hear someone’s mind chattering in the back of their head.
"Oh, yeah? Here, have a mint" I got drool all over me from laughing
sebbzterNr1 that was so random that it made me laugh out loud! I thought Izzard was the king (or queen) of random stuff but Dylan is just out there.
I love this man..
Men are longing for the day to finally arrive when, like in _Star Trek,_ we can all wear the exact same uniform every day. Basically we can deal with _1984_ as long as we don't have to make clothing choices ever again.
Love him at at times he sounds so like Dave Allen having a rant
Still the best!
laughing at the phone joke. thinking those fools constantly on the phone while on the phone.
this was a guzz video
Yana Teterina thank you so much Dylan is bonza.
Strewth!
And years on in 2019 take another look Miliband Cameron and Farage!
Hes a comic genius
Lovely jokes, they are not derogatory or something like that. Love Dylan Moran! *_*
If this is his comedy gristle you’ll love his prime rib ✌️ 💕
@9:08 -9:25- "It's all about Eastern techniques and scatter cushions." 😉👌🏼👏🏻
You magnificent fool you 😍
I think I heard he had some issue with his hands. He explained it was heriditary but hes fine and Its not anything serious. Like restless leg syndrome but with hands. The only thing he has to worry about us people thinking hes a canibbal, they have shakey hands after prolonged eating of people.
haha naaah, everybody knows he's an eclair addict)
he smooshed one onstage with his fist last time I saw him, after someone gave him cake in the interval. He said that he couldnt eat that stuff. Eclair that is. Everyone laughed
ahahahaha that's hilarious!
Yeah, he reached down as to pick it up but just continued calmly pressing it down on the table, with his "signature" deadpan expression. A really funni and surprising scene B-). It got really messy as he didn't have any napkins....he was like "oh no!"
+Carl-Fredrik L aaaaaaah I wish I could see that!!!
Love that last joke.
I was at that show in Newcastle. It was great
God does he write?? This is fantastic!
Yes he does! Watch the show on Netflix, "Black Books". You'll love it!
@@prosthoplus I've always had the feeling the Bernard Black wasn't a particularly challenging part for him... ;-)
I feel like those eyes are going to blink.
Dylan Moran on vinjak must be something to witness
He must have been drinking Life Cry, lol.
luvvit!!! DM roks!
The German humor part was the absolute best LMAO
Mark Roy Wachira no it is getting old. He should go on vacation in italy or wherever for a change and come up with new stuff.his prejudice keeps him from being a better observer/~funny.
The jokes of this bit were in fact from the soup guy btw
People have been feeding Dylan too many cakes. Next gig, please just bring him celery!
He's spot on about German humour. So much of it is dark; usually doing the opposite of what's expected or promised.
Of course he'll gain weight if he keeps being tricked into eating pig based soups when he thinks he's eating vegetable soup!
Well, he's quit smoking. You got to deside whether it's cancer or obesity that kills you. He made his decission. ;)
When you quit smoking, your appetite comes back with full force. All the times you had Marlboros for breakfast would now be replaced with loads of pig vegetable soup
"Doing the opposite of what's expected" is pretty much the definition of a joke. That's how they work. As a German myself, I don't think there's a special "German" kind of humour. He is spot on about the pig thing, though. Although he could easily get around his three-letter allergy by calling it pork ;)
Table top in pizzas
I approve of this
Do I look like a cat counter to you?🤣🤣🤣
yes very funny
I thought I widdle myself during the German joke. Wonderful!
But why is his hand shaking like that?
something hereditary, no sickness. i used to think alcoholism but nay
Alcoholism probably i have that problem sometimes tho only when im drank so much the night before i black out
I remember watching this first time and crying laughing.
Love his stuff. Why is his right hand trembling? I worry.
His impression of that German guy sounded like Elmer Fudd.
Come on fighting pigs in a hole is a very respected profession but don't forget to wear the bucket helmet or Luis won't give you any cheese for your Llama.
has he got ddts? hes shaking like crazy.
Goose day sounds like puck fair
(crowd murmuring)
it is quite bizarre..you could say that he's out there...off the wall..but my goodnes. what does that say about MY imagination? Im about to start job in a jewellery shop. They cant have someone with an imagination like this working there...all hell will break lose. ah well. good luck to them.
12:39 It's 'macaws' ...as in the parrots!
Ed Flanders
hahahaha the German soup
"do you have teeth?! me too, let's fix this shit!“
🤣
Why are there English subtitles when he's speaking English??
shaun hailes sometimes people (who aren't native English speakers) can't follow people talking fast in English, especially if they have a specific accent or if it's not spoken in totally logical sentences or they mumble, but they read much faster. :)
True. I honed my English comprehension with British/Irish/Aussie comedians.
To make sure for us Germans to understand all of it ;-)
shaun hailes Deaf people like comedy as well.
It's for people with hearing disabilities
Fleshy bunting 😂
Fleshy Bunting must be the name of Dylan’s porn persona 😄
Emiliapocalypse I bloody hope so
18:22 dark bread is Pumpernickel. You're welcome.
dylan moran looks like he ate dylan moran
He raised himself to the power of himself.
CockpumpVideo Irish people look like they're trying to hide other people inside themselves
“Do I look like a ****### cat counter to you?”
That soup story is on par with Norm MacDonald's stuff.
17:7 Campenzalen lol. Zero results at Google xD
Why are the English subtitles? Isn't he, in fact, speaking English?
Sure, if you can hear it.
Not really, he's speaking Irish. Maybe the subtitles are for Americans.
Deaf people also want to enjoy this.
Fair point.@@lizziebkennedy7505
Ed would offer you other peoples tea, other peoples rakes, other peoples twixes, but never his own. Thats how those people work
Wow, what the hell do you think BoJo and Truss did?
I didn't find the off the hook tour quite as funny as I'd hoped
Is it just me or has he gained some weight?
yes, but just a little bit, and he's "not American fat, he's interesting European delicatessen fat"))
he's gained A LOT of weight. just saw him on conan o'brien and he looks even heavier than he does here. but whatever, he's a middle aged man who makes his living telling jokes. he can be whatever weight he wants, just as long as he's still funny!
FeRoX0r
I think he might've quit smoking
He's good, but he mispronounced "slough"
The start took so much away from the performance, I'm a huge fan of himself by the way
puts things in his ass on the weekend Harrington I just replied because your name made me laugh😂
he sounds kind of sad.. he is not that old.. but I feel sad listening to him
Siberian Flower don't be sad, it's an act.
Yea, he's an adult
He's always sounded sad. Being middle aged doesn't help.
He puts women up and bashes men too much.
The subtitles ruin this.
medvin strauft - life can be so cruel sometimes can't it?
Nope, they were helpful for me 😊
Not for the deaf they don’t; selfish.
Dylans hand has developed that weird Hitler shake ... hmm ...
i don't need or desire the subs
But deaf people do. It’s not always about you.
He used to be better.
My one issue with Dylan's act is that he does now always bring in some feminist, anti-male shite. I know he makes up opinions to find something comedic, but its a shame that he just goes with the mainstream mass media and picks the male race as the butt of his jokes. He was asked 'are you a feminist' and his response was 'I'm a guy, I'm not qualified'. But I know perfectly well thats horseshit, there are male feminazis all over too. A big shame, cos Ive been a massive fan of his for a long time.
Stan Dando feminism is not anti-male. Sure there are people who consider themselves feminists who spout misandrist shit but actual feminism is about gender equality.
Are you real? Just...how old are you?
If you don't like what he says, it's most likely because it's true. He is a very modern man, I wish the male majority would see with his eyes. But allas, that is not the case yet.
holy shit, arent you dumb? Any mainstream feminist would be mad with the gender differences assertion he makes. You are all lunatics
Lol "male race"