this is crazy... shane 2 years ago was sitting in his kitchen eating strange food and not sure what to do with his channel. But now he’s one of the most famous content creators, creating the best videos/series that youtube has seen AND he’s engaged with his best friends in a beautiful brand new house. wow. he’s really living his best life and there’s so much more to come❤️🥰
@@heademptysimpingonly4806 ruclips.net/video/3bgNEB_3sMY/видео.html false information? do you really think he would admit he fucked his cat? stop blindly following everything he says
Marie - Actually that's the only thing that I dislike about Shane, he judges healthy food just because it's healthy, even tho most of it is really good
Marie - MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Okay everyone in the comments who have stated for the millionth time that boba is not a white girl thing. We all get it. But if you can't understand that Shane is joking well....idk what to tell you tbh.
I bet you twenty dollars you can't scroll down the comments for two seconds without seeing someone say "ITS NOT A WHITE PEOPLE THING!1!1" I'm not even white but goddamn lmfao
Shane at the beginning of the video: wearing a blue mask Shane at 8:16: "I'm kinda sick, so like, my taste buds aren't really working..." HE WAS AHEAD OF HIS TIME lol
And I should say and others because he's considerate. I'm sure he has some really cool blinged-out masks. I got a blind one because of his influence. It's bomb
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Shane: goes on his rant at 4:33 Me: casually glances up from where I'm sitting at on my porch in nowheresville Kentucky to where my cows are grazing out in the field
Your Lord and Savior sorry wasn't trying to be mean just wanted to point out the math mistake btw if the emoji makes it appear I am acting rude I have an uncommon phone brand called a Kyocera so not all the Emojis translate exactly how they are on to iPhones and Samsung's
@@mea2429 well, considering the acai bowl originates from Brazil, went viral first in Brazil, comes from Brazil, you'd think they'd have the best one. I've tried Brazilian and American ones, but never been to Hawaii
the avocado toast actually looks like the spongebob ep where he bought that evil green side of him and yeah, I hope the real og's know what I'm talking about
When i went to dentist he was to get everything from teeth pulled to implants the guy said yea that would cost 9000$ im like fuck that just pull some out he pulled out 2 and felt better even tho i have missing teeth im not paying 9000$
That part about living in the middle of no where is so true, I don't live in Ohio but I live in Pennsylvania which is pretty close, and we can't get any of that fancy shit here XD
Megan Weller hey fellow Pennsylvania-ian I live in Philadelphia which is a big city but it seems like everyone has the wrong impression of it. Yes, our fans are crazy, yes you will get robbed even if you lock your car if there is something of value in it, yes there are homeless people everywhere, yes there are motorcycles riding down the street right now and they are impossibly loud, but.... I forgot where this was going, oh yeah we are an awesome, unique, artistic, historical city... so again I'm glad there is someone else from Pennsylvania, what part are you from?
Megan Weller haha yeah Pennsylvania is pretty barren except for the Philly and near NYC. I mean Wilkes-Barre has a nice setup and Pittsburgh has its perks (except for closing downtown at 7pm every weekday and being closed on the weekend), by they're no where close to the trippy crap Cali has.
korinakokk lol as popular as saying that in 2018 might be because of Cardi B and such that is actually a term that has been in use for a whiiiiiiiiiiile now. I mostly saw it be used by a lot of drag queens back in the day
shane Well actually avocado is good if 1. You slightly cut it up 2. Put lemon juice on it so it won't brown 3.Put salt and pepper on it 4. And finally your favorite part EAT IT Bye love ya Shane 💗
am i the only person who likes the little bubble things in boba tea? it's satisfying to squish them in your mouth [edit: To clarify, I wrote this comment because I was seeing a lot of comments saying they were gross and I was thinking "but why wouldn't you like them if you ordered the tea with them in it"]
I was angry he said espresso ;) I'm from a country with real expresso and that is more a cappuccino not a espresso, a real espresso doesn't have milk, is just pure coffee, like a Italian coffee
ok one time i made myself a coffee and poured lots and lots of sugar in it and as soon as i took a sip i spit it all out because it tasted like literal poison. turns out my dad put salt in the sugar dispenser so i had a cup full of plain coffee and tons of salt, yum
Thanks Shane for turning my night around. I started watching this video with a lump in my throat because I had been crying for an hour before, and having a terrible night, and by the end of this video my stomach hurt from laughing. Thank you 😊
Avocado toast
Shane: hell no
Bread and ranch
Shane: HELL YEEEAAHHH
🤣🤣🤣he went okrrr
Shane: Avacado is boring
Me:I know right!!!
Natali Tomc 😂
xD
Natali Tomc I absolutely love avocado toast
this is crazy... shane 2 years ago was sitting in his kitchen eating strange food and not sure what to do with his channel. But now he’s one of the most famous content creators, creating the best videos/series that youtube has seen AND he’s engaged with his best friends in a beautiful brand new house. wow. he’s really living his best life and there’s so much more to come❤️🥰
@Person how?
@@shikiwakana fuck off
@@heademptysimpingonly4806 nope
@@shikiwakana then stop spreading your toxicity and if you're only going to say false information, then say nothing at all.
@@heademptysimpingonly4806 ruclips.net/video/3bgNEB_3sMY/видео.html false information? do you really think he would admit he fucked his cat? stop blindly following everything he says
I love how he is disgusted by everything that's healthy
As Shane would say, "OMG MEEEEE!!!"
Marie - my name is also marie
Marie - Actually that's the only thing that I dislike about Shane, he judges healthy food just because it's healthy, even tho most of it is really good
Goda Cir except he's actually super healthy
Marie - MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Who is watching this in 2020 during coronavirus and saw him wearing a mask
Nanisarus omg yesssss!!! I was like.... this shit aged well😂
@@abby_elizabeth8435 😂😂😂 lmao you are meeee😂😂😂😂👯♀️🎉
Was ab to say that
I am and I got very concerned when I saw it 😅
Omg me
AHHH the way shane tried to pronounce açaí i'm so done😂😂😂
and please do more of these, i died laughing the whole way through😂
i dont have milk so i used hazelnut creamer in my mac and cheeese. taste awful btw. dont do it.
if you eat tuna use avocado instead of mayo. much better
"keke palmer" LOL
+Lily Poppy thanks for the tip.:-)
"Clump of dough, nutella, and sadness" MEEEE😂
Okay everyone in the comments who have stated for the millionth time that boba is not a white girl thing. We all get it. But if you can't understand that Shane is joking well....idk what to tell you tbh.
I bet you twenty dollars you can't scroll down the comments for two seconds without seeing someone say "ITS NOT A WHITE PEOPLE THING!1!1" I'm not even white but goddamn lmfao
Mary S well u would b hella mad if something from ur culture was mistaken to be something for wh*te people
plus white girls were all over it like it was a new trend for a while.
Mary S Thank You.
+Anita Hailey ...why is white censored?
Shane at the beginning of the video: wearing a blue mask
Shane at 8:16: "I'm kinda sick, so like, my taste buds aren't really working..."
HE WAS AHEAD OF HIS TIME
lol
Ya that’s what happens when your sick and masks existed back then
Shane-"Hi peasants"
me-"hi dad"
Anjali the great for real 😂
Gottem
WAIT.....THATS EXACTLY WHAT I SAID
And just like a dad, he dropped off the face of the earth and abandoned his children. No?Just me?
Your profile picture looks like post malone
It's Friday and most teens are out partying and I'm in my bed watching Shane eat food
Edit:thanks for the likes y'all
It's 11:54 at night and I'm binge watching him 😂😂
LOL...MEEEE
I'm not like other girls 🙄
Kate Ohman oh same
Quirky
I love watching his old video Any one Else
Yes
Shane: “There’s no way people like that, NO WAY”
Me: *I drank 5 bobas today-*
Something Something boba is great🥵!
I love boba too much
Me: *I like the tea part, but not the bubbles (?) so I have to drink it with a normal straw*
O wow so healthy
The bubbles kinda confuse me sometimes but it’s so good. The most I’ve ever drank was 2 larges in one day
Omg UNO is so small compared to now 2k19
Jiffy.1 it’s now 2020 🥺
How bout 2020
Ya but we don't see him in 2020 bc he doesn't post anymore😭😭
2020
Now its 2020
I THINK SHANE HAS TASTED EVERY FOOD ON THE PLANET 😂
right ahha
I LOVE YOUR VIDEOS DANIEL. theyre hilarious
Who's videos don't you watch?
HëýBûđdýYøůÏñŁøňđøñ? A LOT of people lol
+Daniel Mezquita I can tell, I literally see you comment on so many RUclipsrs videos!
Omg did he say Okur before Cardi?!
Kool Rat 2005 Leganja estranja and Alaska thunderfuck were saying it before her
@@joeseeler8599 that's what I was thinking
Yes
Kardashians were saying it before cardi
Kool Rat 2005 when can you put the number pls
"That rat with a bowl on her head" lmao im dead. congrats Shane, that's gonna be my senior quote!
If your ok with it, BITÇH IM DOIN IT TO
this didn’t age well..
angelica aguilar why not-
Her name is Sandy.
*The Mind Of Shane Dawson*
Wait..
Isnt that just ranch?
Crystal Satisfaction pretty much
is that UNO??!!??!!!!!?!!! He is so young.. Who has watched the vids where uno is older
Lovely Lovely ya I did see it
Meee
Lovely Lovely me he's so small
Lovely Lovely me
MEEE BITCH
Who’s here when the comments are moved and corona is here
Took me a bit to realize where they were.. I dont like change.
Twisted Trees me either
Me I hate they moved them I know it's closer but
They moved it?
I haven’t updated RUclips lol
i hope he saved that mask hes gonna need it now
He has a better bling one now. XD
True. Lol
Lol
No that's paper so you have to dispose of that and get new ones. I'm sure he's taking good care of himself he's very responsible.
And I should say and others because he's considerate. I'm sure he has some really cool blinged-out masks. I got a blind one because of his influence. It's bomb
Is this just an excuse to eat? Because same.
I'd be so scared to have Shane over for dinner he doesn't like anything lol 😂
just give him peeps and he should be fine or taco bell
amanda bacas ikr!
amanda bacas SAME
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yeah and he's Shane.
I like how he says he *HATES* yogurt but he likes *FROYO* over *ICECREAM*
Froyo isn't even yogurt
Yogurt and froyo actually tastes wayyyyy different
Rebecca M froyo is literally short for frozen yogurt
Im the same way though
Rebecca M FROZEN yogurt 🤦🏾♀️
GENUINELY THOUGHT THE PODCAST WAS ABOUT CORONAVIRUS NGL
Bro, that avocado toast looked so wrong 😂
Alexia Rivas , I think he smeared the avocado? Idk
Alexia Rivas he did not even have avocado TOAST he had avocado bread
Avo toast is one of my favourites 😂 better with vegemite
I love it when he gets lost in his monologue stories and things get dark.
Bubble tea is amazing but it depends which boba you get in it.
That is soo true.
My fav Boba drink is Ginger Milk tea with Grass jelly and Agave
Michaela Quinn Loveeeeeeee Boba 😋
same that's exactly my order
Michaela Quinn tapioca is the best. 😍
Shane: *takes out fruit bowl* "People eat this for breakfast. Breakfast!"
Me: *Eating frosting with sprinkles for breakfast while watching*
Meee
Literally me
That’s a mood
That's diabetes
I ate cake and ice cream for breakfast a couple days ago XD
Shane: goes on his rant at 4:33
Me: casually glances up from where I'm sitting at on my porch in nowheresville Kentucky to where my cows are grazing out in the field
😂😂
Clumsy RayAnn YASSSSSS 😂
Sameeee
lmao 😂
I love this comment hahahhaa
YOU HAVE TO PUT IT ON TOAST, SHANE. TOOOOOOAST 😩✊🏻
You can't put the squishy on squishy 😭
I'm saying he didn't TOAST the bread he always does them wrong lmao
and if you add honey on top omfg TASTES LIKE HEAVEN
+Sarah Jay squishy on squishy 😹
lolll ikr, btw have the most amazing day ever and much love from a small british youtuber
"Mom can we have Ackaca bowls for dinner" I love how he doesn't know how to pronounce acai😂
The first clip is everyone during quarantine
What I thought lmao
Basically yes
HOW DID YOU-AIUSBKVKSBKBJSJCJXJJVJJCJCVJJCUXJXDJ
Who else is late as fuck 🙋🏻
Aqsa were legit watching this together!
Aqsa me lol
Aqsa me
Aqsa meee
yepp
“It takes tastes like cold vomit. Which is a better vomit.” -Shane 😂
Omg this was 2 years ago....
Duh It's Lilzzz ikr :0
Duh It's Lilzzz ikr
I think you mean a year and a half ago😒
Sky la
If you aren’t being sarcastic
LEAVE NOBODY WANTS TO HEAR YO NEGATIVITY
Your Lord and Savior sorry wasn't trying to be mean just wanted to point out the math mistake btw if the emoji makes it appear I am acting rude I have an uncommon phone brand called a Kyocera so not all the Emojis translate exactly how they are on to iPhones and Samsung's
Shane is literally the only youtuber that genuinely makes me laugh out loud 😂
Drinking boba while watching Shane roast it is a mood
Yasss
Yas xD
(Shane's good taste of food): Oh.... my.... god...
(Shane's bad taste of food): Oh.... my....god...
Emily Baker right
Emily Baker this is too accurate
Emily Baker oh....my.. god but in different pitches 😂
More like
Shane's good review:
OH my-god
Shane's bad review
Oh my g-od
lol ikr have the best day as well and much oleo from a small british youtuber
I'm concerned with Shane's lack of food knowledge 😂😂
"that rat with a bowl on her head"
I actually can't anymore.
HOW DID HE FIND THAT PICTURE OF ME WITH A BOWL ON MY HEAD?!!!
Shane: I *hate* strawberries so.
Me: *gets offended* HOW DARE U SAY THAT ABOUT MY CHILDREN
Guessing you like strawberries 🍓
strawberries r wack as fuck
🤣🤣
I'm allergic to strawberries.
@W E E B omg i love this
The food you eat is always old/cold/soggy maybe eat it FRESH and it'll taste good lol
Ikr
Nor Frk seriously, dude cant even make toast and slice an advacado
7531monkey ya the toast was soggy AF, maybe just take fresh toast right out the toaster and it'll be good? lol
Nor Frk I was thinking same thing! And the smoothie bowl was melted
thank you
Try acai bowls from Hawaii. that's where it's actually good .
jillz613 YES THEY ARE THE BEST
OMG YESSS
Nope. Brasil.
Williane coelho have you tried açaí bowls from both hawaii and brazil?
@@mea2429 well, considering the acai bowl originates from Brazil, went viral first in Brazil, comes from Brazil, you'd think they'd have the best one. I've tried Brazilian and American ones, but never been to Hawaii
He's literally me everytime I encounter healthy foods.
I mean I like healthy things but I HATE salad I don’t care if it’s a strong word but I HATE salad well most salads
At 2:30 when he said the Avocado Bread looks like Spongebob, I literally screamed "THE ABRASIVE SIDE EPISODE!"
Amy Conde OMG I WAS JUST ABOUT TO COMMENT THAT!!!!
Amy Conde it's abrasive not aggressive
SharkAtack3 autocorrect
Amy Conde OMFG
Amy Conde same.we need a life.
I like boba with tapioca pearls (the boogers) but the best is the ones that are filled with juice and pop
Luke Marble I LOVE the ones with the juice in them!!
Try actual bubble milk tea from Ten Ren!!! It's the real stuff
The popping boba?
i just have normal boba tea........taro is good.....honeydew is too sweet
yass
the avocado toast actually looks like the spongebob ep where he bought that evil green side of him and yeah, I hope the real og's know what I'm talking about
Oh hell yeah!
shook vkook the abrasive side toast lmao
shook vkook do you know aneyonghasseo? ARMYY
Bitch i see a kpopper
FUCK YEAH that ep was funny
Shane’s videos are my safe place lol still here 5 years later 😭
Baby Uno!!! 2018 anyone?
HeRe bISh
He was so cute!
Ruby Vlogs Պḙ
Here
Ruby Vlogs me
The acai bowl is actually a smoothie with fruit on top
kody bear where
SHANE STARTED THE OKURRR CARDI B STOP QUAKING
When did he say it I didn’t see it yet
Awesomecookie05 2:12 shane said the first okurr
Awesomecookie05 OMGGG YESSSS
He learned it from Drag queens they did it first
Lowkeysavage َ yeah Ru Paul's drag race👌
I love watching your old videos Shane. Look at you now babe, made your own makeup palette, own collection. I’m so proud of you :)
I'm jealous of Shane's perfect teeth 😂
Emma List he had them done
Emma List I'm jealous of his perfect everything
(filters?)IKR!
UnTamed_ Gaming you realize not everyone can afford braces I'd really like them but in some countries youre looking at like 12 thousand dollars
When i went to dentist he was to get everything from teeth pulled to implants the guy said yea that would cost 9000$ im like fuck that just pull some out he pulled out 2 and felt better even tho i have missing teeth im not paying 9000$
Keeping up with the Kweens :
Khane
Kyland
Kuno
Keehto
Edit: jesus all the likes thanks xx
Itz Helga you mean keeping up with the KWEENS
Krew
Kandrew
dont forget koney
Itz Helga Korgan
*THAT TASTE LIKE A BRAND DEAL*
I miss old Shane, I always had to finish my drinks before watching or the walls would be coated
Jay Allen i was eating popcorn and i chocked
“uh mum can we have an akaikai bowl for dinner”
@@taegantrout486 and marry your brother 😂
Go eat that chicken
I live in Kansas (and I don’t fuck cows though some people do) and no, we don’t have açaí bowls 😂
Sierra Cheyenne OMG I live in Kansas too and as far as I know I know no-one that screws cows and we have no good food we have well you know!
But he said Ohio
Sierra Cheyenne ayyy I live in overland park
WHO ELSE IS FROM OVERLAND PARK🔥‼️❤️
Same I live in Kansas and I haven't heard or seen anyone F a cow
That part about living in the middle of no where is so true, I don't live in Ohio but I live in Pennsylvania which is pretty close, and we can't get any of that fancy shit here XD
Megan Weller hey fellow Pennsylvania-ian I live in Philadelphia which is a big city but it seems like everyone has the wrong impression of it. Yes, our fans are crazy, yes you will get robbed even if you lock your car if there is something of value in it, yes there are homeless people everywhere, yes there are motorcycles riding down the street right now and they are impossibly loud, but.... I forgot where this was going, oh yeah we are an awesome, unique, artistic, historical city... so again I'm glad there is someone else from Pennsylvania, what part are you from?
Megan Weller philly girl philly
Fancy or just weird
i love philly
Megan Weller haha yeah Pennsylvania is pretty barren except for the Philly and near NYC. I mean Wilkes-Barre has a nice setup and Pittsburgh has its perks (except for closing downtown at 7pm every weekday and being closed on the weekend), by they're no where close to the trippy crap Cali has.
“ since we live like a queen it’s time to eat like a queen” my favorite saying😂
“Hi peasants” the only intro i can appreciate
Also if you don’t understand sarcasam.... im sorry..
I don’t win Grammys.. I win hammys....throw ham at me, I’ll eat it...
ME 😂😂
Cannibalism
That’s just me in a nutshell fuck
Chloe The Flapjack Face XDDDD
Chloe The Flapjack Face as soon as I read your comment I heard him read it to me🤣🤣
Boba milk tea is great !!
It's very popular in Asia
no one:
Shane: hElLo PeAsAnTs!
As a european its weird that people in americans didn't know what a crepe was before the instagram trend
And espressos too
Martina Karalliu no, we knew. It’s just becoming more prevalent
Literally everyone knows what crepes are
Crepes are european pancakes basically
ur not special we been knew
We love a relatable queen! Congratulations on your marriage!
... He got married when
the_big_dinosaur _ about a month or two ago. I’m pretty sure it’s on his channel
He's engaged, not married
🤦♀️
Just so y'all know Shane invented "okurt" not Cardi B 😂
Edit: people can't take a joke for once omfg 🙄
He was mocking Media because she always says Okur ❗
@@talia2784 i meant it in a sarcastic way 😑
@@jankafekete5079 Oml i was being sarcastic!
WTF
@@alizandraaa2810 do you got a problem?!
" Throw ham at me ill eat it" 😂😭 i live and breathe for you 💘🖕
my mom:whats that man talking about?
me:food
melissa and emily hernandez same
spooky jim christmas l-/
the avocado toast ooks like spongebob when he had his abrasive side lol
looks
Olivia Rose hhhh
Lol lol lol lol lol lol lol
Olivia Rose truee
Yep lol lol but I know what you mean by spongebob
You're a queen and you're an icon
PJ Duncan I
POTTY JOHN DUNCAN YOU GET OFF OF THE RUclipsS YOU ARE LIKE 35 NOW!
I’m here in 2020 when your supposed to be cancelled but I don’t think you’re who they say you are you just made mistakes I still love you❤️
Did he say orkur in 2016? CONSPIRACY THEORY. SHANE TIME TRAVELS
korinakokk lol as popular as saying that in 2018 might be because of Cardi B and such that is actually a term that has been in use for a whiiiiiiiiiiile now. I mostly saw it be used by a lot of drag queens back in the day
korinakokk it’s been a thing. He probably got it from the Kardashian’s. They’ve been saying it for like ever
korinakokk I’m saying the same.....or did cardi b posssess him conspiracies
Shane: OMG that tastes like gasoline, OMG that tastes like wendex
Me: How do u know how that tastes????
oof lmao
Wdym?? Windex is like my favorite drink (i like it iced)
@@the.booty_bandit_ same here!
@@jongseobsfish9755 lmao yaaas
He didn't put sugar in it
The açaí bowl is supposed to be frozen like ice cream
He probably left it sitting out and it melted
I eat one of those at least every day and his reaction is comedy gold
fox singer where do i get it?
l while he was complaining about the açaí bowl I was sipping on the açaí smoothie I just made myself I felt targeted
"Rat with the bowl on her head" 😂 Sandy's quaking
14:16 Shane Becomes Gordon Ramsey.
Nixon Reeves BEN
Nixon Reeves YOS MORE PPL FROM THE CREEPYPASTA FANDOM
BEN DROWNED YAS
He's gorden ramsey this whole time
*Ramsay
Liza is in boo a madea Halloween and I'm so excited !!! Any Liza fans here ??
Morgan Preston OMG MMEEEEE!!
Me but what does that have to do with this vid😂
Morgan Preston HELL YEAH ❤️😂
Morgan Preston I love lizza
Morgan Preston MEEEEEE
America: Boba Tea
England: Bubble tea / Frog tea
Blossomblox we call it bubble tea in Australia as well, I didn’t know that England does too!
i live in america and i say bubble tea
i say boba or bubble tea.
Boba and bubble tea are different things
I say bubble tea and people keep saying "boba not bubble"
It’s Shane being truly ahead of his time with the face shield and face mask like an absolute queen
shane Well actually avocado is good if
1. You slightly cut it up
2. Put lemon juice on it so it won't brown
3.Put salt and pepper on it
4. And finally your favorite part EAT IT
Bye love ya Shane 💗
Also take the pit out 😂😂😂
Drawing dodledoodle134 and finally put it in the trash cuz too many calories
I'm jk Btws srry
"Go fuck that cow"-Shane 2016 😂
Joshua lavery omg right when I read your comment he said that
??*The best way to find out someone's password:*??
INSTAACCOUNTSPY .C OM
Joshua lavery as soon as I saw this, Shane said it 😂😂😂
Ayva Honeywell hahaha
Dude. This vid was uploaded in 2016. Not 2017.
‘achaichai, acaicai, a keke palmer’ 😂😭
kimtaehyungisfuckingdaddy ;p Ah-sai-e
I know 😏😏😏 (I was talking about your name)
kimtaehyungisfuckingdaddy ;p 😂😂😂
Sammee
Army ?
Shane: I hate yogurt
Me: SOMEONE WHO FINALLY AGREES
yogurt nasty nasty
I wonder if he eats all the food after he's done filming 😂
Maria lol he doesn’t, he throws it away
He doesn't even swallow the bites he takes, he spits it out right after, pay attention to the cuts in the editing. Sad. :/
@@marija5192 That's part of why it's sad, the waste of food and his eating disorder. :/
Maria)
Shane: Welp I’m fat anyway *eats everything in one bite*
Not calling Shane fat it just sounds like something he would say 😂
Who wouldn’t 😂
2021 anyone? Just getting ready for the future
I'm from 2023 😂😂😂
I'm from 3098
4016? anyone lol ( shane is still gonna be funny then )
@@lilyinchains1 true
Sorry can’t like, I’m from 2022, HAPPY NEW YEAR!!
you need slices of avocado and some good toast whatever that was, was Satan’s spawn
When he said gold sparkly trashcan (8:55) tell me how the first person I though of was Trisha lmao
The açaí bowl definitely tastes better when it’s more frozen
Christina true. It can not be soupy or kind of soft. It should be like frozen yogurt texture.
Yessss açai at brasil is soooooooooo goooodddd omggg 😍😍😍😍
BABY UNO 😍😍
2018 Anyone?
Randi Turner 2018!!
Randi Turner hello
Sorry but I’m in 3018 I shower without my clothes on boom savage! 👩🏻🎤💦🚫👚👖👡
me
Baby uno 2018 anyone!👹👹
When I was little, my brother peed in our bathroom trash can. This will be lost in the comment section👋🏼
Dream Journal not very lost😂
Dream Journal im sorry
Dream Journal this is the top comment
very first comment
Queen Coachella omg I got this to top when I first commented I was second like
Shane: "It's like little roaches"
Me: "Hold df up"
am i the only person who likes the little bubble things in boba tea? it's satisfying to squish them in your mouth
[edit: To clarify, I wrote this comment because I was seeing a lot of comments saying they were gross and I was thinking "but why wouldn't you like them if you ordered the tea with them in it"]
they are like a pudding or something like that xd
iivfk 47 the normal ones are tapioca balls !
No i love them too 😂😂😂
It’s huge in Asia. It’s everywhere
Boba?
Nobody:
Literally no one:
Shane: hi peasants
What's the point of espresso with this much milk tho
That's not even espresso
That's tinted milk
I was angry he said espresso ;)
I'm from a country with real expresso and that is more a cappuccino not a espresso, a real espresso doesn't have milk, is just pure coffee, like a Italian coffee
Mariana Godinho I'm angry about making espresso and then pouring milk into it YOU'RE FUCKING WASTING IT
Lucy Kick so true!
Shane: wears mask. Me: *checks upload date and cries in covid19*
ok one time i made myself a coffee and poured lots and lots of sugar in it and as soon as i took a sip i spit it all out because it tasted like literal poison.
turns out my dad put salt in the sugar dispenser so i had a cup full of plain coffee and tons of salt, yum
Lmao😂😂😂
✿Kaelynn✿ 😂
BAHAHAHAHAHA TO FREAKING FUNNY HAHA LMFAO
✿Kaelynn✿ The feels😣
SHANEEEEEE you haven't tried the popping boba pearls you'll love that WAYYYYY more
Dasha Ruko hellll nooo those are nastyyyyy
Piper Mills have you tried them?
Piper Mills no
BRO IKR OMG
THAT IS AMAZING
crêpes are so gooood
HELLA
Hanna IKR
Hanna yass queen
Hanna true
Ikr
Thanks Shane for turning my night around. I started watching this video with a lump in my throat because I had been crying for an hour before, and having a terrible night, and by the end of this video my stomach hurt from laughing. Thank you 😊