TASTING TITANIC FOODS!

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  • Опубликовано: 16 ноя 2024

Комментарии • 16 тыс.

  • @Summecca
    @Summecca 7 лет назад +5318

    Asparagus? Shane those look like green beans 😂😂

    • @ebo686
      @ebo686 7 лет назад +117

      Sara Chadwick I was wondering if anyone else noticed

    • @Isabella-vd8qv
      @Isabella-vd8qv 7 лет назад +94

      Sara Chadwick I was about to say "Did anybody else notice that that isn't asparagus?"

    • @treyjanice3531
      @treyjanice3531 7 лет назад +15

      Sara Chadwick he cut it up

    • @treyjanice3531
      @treyjanice3531 7 лет назад +43

      Sara Chadwick nevermind

    • @ciaraalcala3486
      @ciaraalcala3486 7 лет назад +34

      Sara Chadwick I was looking for this comment! 😂

  • @maddytaylor1934
    @maddytaylor1934 7 лет назад +3489

    You know Shane doesn't eat vegetables when he calls a pile of green beans asparagus😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @jessicacanuto691
      @jessicacanuto691 7 лет назад +128

      Madison Taylor same thing like when he thought bell pepper is supposed to be spicy 😂😂

    • @jakeriaharvey3454
      @jakeriaharvey3454 7 лет назад +5

      Madison Taylor fr😂😂😂😂

    • @magmag1087
      @magmag1087 7 лет назад +1

      Madison Taylor lol

    • @shizzle9364
      @shizzle9364 7 лет назад +2

      True!! 😂😂

    • @Han-up4qr
      @Han-up4qr 7 лет назад +3

      I noticed that too😂😂

  • @katherinepage9451
    @katherinepage9451 5 лет назад +5285

    Does anyone just rewatch Shane’s old videos since he hasn’t been posting😂

    • @damarniestuart7720
      @damarniestuart7720 5 лет назад +42

      Yeah me at 1am

    • @jamiwright6136
      @jamiwright6136 5 лет назад +25

      For the past few days

    • @ddjj8195
      @ddjj8195 5 лет назад +16

      Yep lol like all I watch no one I watch has really been posting

    • @JPX28
      @JPX28 5 лет назад +6

      kittymow Still waiting 😭

    • @Emma_plays_flute
      @Emma_plays_flute 5 лет назад +5

      WELL GOOD THING HE DID LIKE 6 HOURS AGO!

  • @storytime2rossi-laws179
    @storytime2rossi-laws179 4 года назад +2340

    Is anyone gonna tell him that isn’t asparagus-it’s green beans

    • @GraceTaylor06
      @GraceTaylor06 4 года назад +40

      Story time 2 Rossi-laws LOL! THAT LITERALLY KILLED ME 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @cats_ariana5070
      @cats_ariana5070 4 года назад +15

      No it isnt
      Is it?

    • @victoriaalexandra2916
      @victoriaalexandra2916 4 года назад +11

      LMAOOO

    • @amnasiane
      @amnasiane 4 года назад +18

      Lmao
      I was just about to comment the same thing

    • @haileesuhl8811
      @haileesuhl8811 4 года назад +11

      I was literally thinking the same 😂

  • @Jayden-qw7si
    @Jayden-qw7si 5 лет назад +1420

    "Cocky leaky... That sounds like a problem" -- Shane Dawson 2017

    • @Avonyce
      @Avonyce 5 лет назад +7

      That part played as soon as I read this

    • @madisonzocchi3709
      @madisonzocchi3709 5 лет назад +3

      I DIED

    • @andysutcliffe3915
      @andysutcliffe3915 5 лет назад +3

      Chicken and leek soup, with some nice double entendre

    • @funnybunny9385
      @funnybunny9385 5 лет назад

      ABmobb and Squad OMG same...I feel scared now😂😂conspiracy theorie😂😂

    • @4izawas
      @4izawas 4 года назад

      Cockaleekie, lmao

  • @supersaiyanrosegokublack7853
    @supersaiyanrosegokublack7853 7 лет назад +3962

    WHY IS HIS BRITISH VOICE SO FUNNY 😂😂😂

    • @Ashley-wf7ol
      @Ashley-wf7ol 6 лет назад +9

      Satisfying Slime ikr I'm Irish

    • @kaitmorgg
      @kaitmorgg 6 лет назад +2

      Satisfying Slime because awesome

    • @Urmomsballs3232
      @Urmomsballs3232 6 лет назад +24

      Satisfying Slime because he s saying pussy in British

    • @thezoeshowie7758
      @thezoeshowie7758 6 лет назад +1

      Satisfying Slime I just subscribed to you ❤️

    • @Isapizza-fb9mb
      @Isapizza-fb9mb 6 лет назад +12

      I thinks it sounds more Australian. 🤣🤣

  • @theresecerdan3434
    @theresecerdan3434 7 лет назад +4326

    Shane: I love food I will literally eat everything
    Also Shane: *hates every food in his videos except anything with sugar*

  • @kerriganniggemyer5602
    @kerriganniggemyer5602 5 лет назад +1178

    First Class, up in the sky. Eatin fish ass, and eggs that are dry😂😂😂

    • @tylercordell9595
      @tylercordell9595 5 лет назад +32

      Literally reading this comment as he said it. DEAD

    • @kerriganniggemyer5602
      @kerriganniggemyer5602 5 лет назад +9

      @@tylercordell9595 oml😂😂😂

    • @louiselikesmuseic
      @louiselikesmuseic 5 лет назад +20

      I had to re-re-re-watch this video because I randomly got this song in my head

    • @kailab7756
      @kailab7756 5 лет назад +9

      I can't unhear it 😆

    • @PBandJuliana
      @PBandJuliana 5 лет назад +14

      G L A M A R A S F yeah

  • @fallon_milloy1185
    @fallon_milloy1185 5 лет назад +2424

    Shane dawson: Titanic menu!
    RUclips: lets recommend this in 2019!

  • @kassideesavaria7837
    @kassideesavaria7837 6 лет назад +1166

    When he said asparagus and pulled out freaking green beans?!😂

    • @lara3631
      @lara3631 6 лет назад +20

      Kassidee Savaria
      It’s cut up asparagus, or it was canned.

    • @aristichatzipanagioti6518
      @aristichatzipanagioti6518 6 лет назад +5

      Trenton Robinson it was asparagus, you can see the part where the little things that look like leaves are....

    • @noname_ZX6R
      @noname_ZX6R 6 лет назад +5

      Wrong

    • @aristichatzipanagioti6518
      @aristichatzipanagioti6518 6 лет назад +3

      Trenton Robinson well maybe but you can never be sure.

    • @katiemcneely880
      @katiemcneely880 6 лет назад +18

      Those are CANNED green beans

  • @BenBluee
    @BenBluee 7 лет назад +4545

    The poor people on the titanic had to eat that stuff.... and then die..

    • @BenBluee
      @BenBluee 7 лет назад +121

      But seriously do they have mcdonalds on cruise ships?

    • @watermelonteehee6446
      @watermelonteehee6446 7 лет назад +41

      Ben Blue maybe not MacDonald's but I think they have burgers and stuff

    • @alexia7198
      @alexia7198 7 лет назад +20

      Ben Blue I see you on every Christine and Elijah video omg

    • @BenBluee
      @BenBluee 7 лет назад +20

      Omg I love Christine and Elijah!!!! Hahahahah

    • @CGiles
      @CGiles 7 лет назад +13

      i know right? for evening meal, they had gruel as well. that's like the ultimate poor food

  • @laurawalsh4102
    @laurawalsh4102 5 лет назад +619

    2017: Shane interviews Manny MUA
    2019: Shane has most successful make up collab launch of all time.

  • @jennahn7981
    @jennahn7981 6 лет назад +2501

    Shane Dawson..
    Jack Dawson..

    • @ameleck22
      @ameleck22 6 лет назад +77

      Omg how did I not realize that 😂

    • @EmilyAnne1013
      @EmilyAnne1013 6 лет назад +126

      That's actually why he chose Dawson was because he loved The Titanic so much.

    • @EmilyAnne1013
      @EmilyAnne1013 6 лет назад +11

      @Ellie Collins Honestly, me neither.

    • @lewissowerby3844
      @lewissowerby3844 6 лет назад +73

      Jack was Shane’s first husband

    • @taylorlpsgaming1043
      @taylorlpsgaming1043 6 лет назад +16

      Conspiracy true

  • @jennagoodell2278
    @jennagoodell2278 7 лет назад +235

    "Cocky Leeky. That sounds like a problem." ~Shane 2017

  • @madisenmccarthy6207
    @madisenmccarthy6207 5 лет назад +451

    " Me sliding around the boat! No wait me and my eclairs sliding around the boat!" - Shane Dawson 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @rachelgardner5791
    @rachelgardner5791 4 года назад +1001

    Shane: **Makes Melanie Martinez reference**
    Me: **Internally screams**

  • @lilyemerson3419
    @lilyemerson3419 6 лет назад +2038

    "This reminds me of kids prisons"
    Me: "you mean schools?"

  • @remar1213
    @remar1213 6 лет назад +1013

    Shane Dawson British accent is like the roughest accent here in the UK 😂😂😂 and he was pretending to be posh omg Shane I love u

    • @eliraeclipse2435
      @eliraeclipse2435 6 лет назад +14

      He is almost half British.

    • @kikomilanolipgloss7286
      @kikomilanolipgloss7286 6 лет назад +8

      yeH he tried to do a cockney accent lol

    • @lilyemerson3419
      @lilyemerson3419 6 лет назад +12

      He sounded like he was from Cockney

    • @bill_y500
      @bill_y500 5 лет назад +4

      I am a Saudi Cockney!!!!! [Laughs.] No, I'm kidding. I wasn't joking about the Saudi thing, though. I can speak some British accents, but I am a Saudi Muslim. So sorry, people.

    • @emmaontoast
      @emmaontoast 5 лет назад +2

      bro scouse sounds awful

  • @joymariarose9828
    @joymariarose9828 6 лет назад +248

    "Cockie Leekie.... that sounds like a problem" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @rebeccacarter1235
      @rebeccacarter1235 6 лет назад +1

      Joy's Vlogs as soon as i seem tgis comment he said that😂

    • @KimmySaurusRex44
      @KimmySaurusRex44 6 лет назад +1

      It's cockaleeky and it's basically a Scottish broth made from chicken and leaks and rice or pearl barley. Sometimes it's served with prunes on top. It's very good

    • @mememcackson1184
      @mememcackson1184 6 лет назад

      Me tho

  • @molly_iivibesd8457
    @molly_iivibesd8457 4 года назад +471

    shane: scared of sardines
    also shane: summons demons

    • @HugeniaCooney
      @HugeniaCooney 4 года назад +2

      The difference between the two? Sardines actually exist 😊

    • @simeonshelton525
      @simeonshelton525 4 года назад

      Lol

    • @coffeeclown9360
      @coffeeclown9360 4 года назад

      i mean demons are better than sardines 😌😌😌

    • @barbatos2996
      @barbatos2996 Год назад

      @@coffeeclown9360 sardines are delicious

  • @aliahblayze1531
    @aliahblayze1531 6 лет назад +193

    "I don't like when my songs make me spell" 😆😆😆I love you too much shane

  • @floyd5981
    @floyd5981 6 лет назад +885

    “G-L-A-M.... A.. R.. A-S-F, yea...” I’m SCREAMING 😂😂😭

    • @jessicafritts9280
      @jessicafritts9280 6 лет назад +4

      Floyd Bell G-l-a-m O-r-o-u-s

    • @kellyvent5851
      @kellyvent5851 6 лет назад

      Why are you screaming 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @ryanmohl7116
      @ryanmohl7116 6 лет назад +2

      Floyd Bell lol me when I have to spell glamorous or any other word and spelling class

    • @sabrinaw8524
      @sabrinaw8524 6 лет назад +2

      I’m so *glamarasf*

  • @gabriellaperalta4466
    @gabriellaperalta4466 5 лет назад +319

    **sees manny**
    ......jeffree has left the chat..🤳🏻

  • @avau9892
    @avau9892 4 года назад +165

    Shane: This smells like-
    Fred guy: mY wIfEs pU..
    Shane: WE GET IT

  • @sophiahowell2652
    @sophiahowell2652 6 лет назад +242

    "It would take more then a little boat incident to tear me away from my eclairs" 😂😂😂

  • @abby9970
    @abby9970 6 лет назад +906

    “My wife’s pu- “ “WE GET IT!”

    • @opalanimations7863
      @opalanimations7863 6 лет назад +6

      Abbyyy Essentials it’s at 9:13

    • @sydneysykes9998
      @sydneysykes9998 6 лет назад

      Abbyyy Essentials I realized that right when she stated eating I was like😮

    • @audrey8355
      @audrey8355 6 лет назад

      Abbyyy Essentials why do people who just quote the video get so many likes

    • @charlottemarieakirix9349
      @charlottemarieakirix9349 6 лет назад +1

      Just like my wife's pus- *gets smacked by my girlfriend* what the frack!

    • @actinggraphix3244
      @actinggraphix3244 5 лет назад

      Ssy

  • @hshdfjsjjs4178
    @hshdfjsjjs4178 5 лет назад +494

    8 yr old me: when I’m a teenage I’m never gonna be home I’m always gonna be with my friends at the movies
    teenage me: **cancel plans with friends** **watches a random guy eat food”

  • @emilyashamedevasive7634
    @emilyashamedevasive7634 5 лет назад +272

    "i'm afraid to touch it.."
    1 second later
    "okay, we're gonna touch it."

    • @leoambrozevicius5556
      @leoambrozevicius5556 4 года назад

      Kirishima Eijiro finding Nemo the drop off scene I remember that 😁

    • @MEMZ085
      @MEMZ085 4 года назад +1

      1 second later MyWiFeSpUsSy

    • @squeaks4856
      @squeaks4856 4 года назад

      “im afriad to go alone”
      1 second layer
      “alright, alone then”

  • @mikaylapollin8718
    @mikaylapollin8718 6 лет назад +663

    Anyone realized he call green beans asparagus

    • @TheInfinity236
      @TheInfinity236 6 лет назад +2

      yeah like the fuck

    • @violetluna4596
      @violetluna4596 6 лет назад +2

      yea like cmon shane

    • @ghcsts6068
      @ghcsts6068 5 лет назад +3

      Mikayla Pollin he was joking

    • @nusratalam4764
      @nusratalam4764 5 лет назад +7

      I don’t see the difference they’re both green and they’re both healthy so can’t relate

    • @sheridanpruitt3280
      @sheridanpruitt3280 5 лет назад +3

      Yes lol I was hoping someone like you typed it so I didn't have to

  • @chimkennuggies_96
    @chimkennuggies_96 7 лет назад +316

    that impression of "cash me outside " girl 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @chimkennuggies_96
      @chimkennuggies_96 7 лет назад +4

      Whoah! So many ppl marking my comment and I didn't say something funny, that was my genuine reaction to Shane's impression of her lmao

  • @abbyvice2315
    @abbyvice2315 6 лет назад +353

    “First class.... up in the sky eating fish ass and eggs that are are dry”😂😂

    • @reamartin7070
      @reamartin7070 6 лет назад

      Abby Vice Lol

    • @jocelynrenee4634
      @jocelynrenee4634 6 лет назад +1

      As I was scrolling he said that as I was reading your comment lol 😂

    • @jordy9202
      @jordy9202 6 лет назад

      Ok I’m a girl and I love that song sooo I would sing Shane’s version

    • @rhyan19
      @rhyan19 6 лет назад

      Aliá Samath same

  • @mrpineapplezz886
    @mrpineapplezz886 4 года назад +185

    2nd class: fried potatoes
    Shane: I don’t have anything
    Me: it’s literally just chips

    • @4usprosperity
      @4usprosperity 2 года назад

      Keto bread recipe donut the dog baby oh my God how to sorry Steel Betsy mayfly same difference I told you I'd let the dog efficiency fetus in my head Ice Baby on water continue Rock the Boat didn't you well I did again

  • @JustinClouse
    @JustinClouse 7 лет назад +375

    OMG! *Manny should do a makeup tutorial with Shane!*
    I'd definitely love watching that. _Two totally different personality types._

  • @maddietencza6603
    @maddietencza6603 6 лет назад +407

    “lets get some asparagus”
    *shane those are green beans*

    • @jenniewright3045
      @jenniewright3045 6 лет назад +4

      Maddie Tencza it's definitely asparagus, its just cut up

    • @Mrsg123
      @Mrsg123 6 лет назад

      It’s just canned and cut really small

    • @mckenziesworld7124
      @mckenziesworld7124 6 лет назад

      with cookie crunch please yesssss i was thinking the same thing

    • @hiitsme6214
      @hiitsme6214 6 лет назад

      Olivia Hanson aren't they too green to be asparagus

    • @ambermazan4372
      @ambermazan4372 6 лет назад +3

      to everyone saying those are cut up asparagus, i opened up a can of green beans for comparison, and they are definitely greenbeans, also these are really good

  • @amaliemorales7463
    @amaliemorales7463 7 лет назад +579

    Did anyone notice that he used green beans instead of asparagus 🤔🤔

    • @Squeezy-db3vv
      @Squeezy-db3vv 6 лет назад

      ikr

    • @yeshelloitsme
      @yeshelloitsme 6 лет назад +14

      I literally said out loud "wtf shane those are green beans!" 😂

    • @donnap5699
      @donnap5699 6 лет назад +14

      I thought that too but if you look closely at 4:14 I think they're actually chopped asparagus from a can

    • @keellyxo
      @keellyxo 6 лет назад +5

      It's canned asparagus

    • @nadiageorge890
      @nadiageorge890 6 лет назад

      Amalie Morales shhhh Shane doesn’t eat vegetables

  • @shayleejackson6182
    @shayleejackson6182 5 лет назад +223

    No one:
    Literally not one living soul:
    Shane: mY WifES's pUsSY

  • @tombraiderlara1996
    @tombraiderlara1996 6 лет назад +757

    *won't eat canned sardines
    *eats deep fried barbie hair

    • @reamartin7070
      @reamartin7070 6 лет назад +2

      We'll Meet Again When Both Our Cars Collide lol true shames crazy

    • @rockbeauty3439
      @rockbeauty3439 6 лет назад

      Same

    • @floaton2499
      @floaton2499 6 лет назад +3

      We'll Meet Again When Both Our Cars Collide omg Gerard and your name marry me

    • @nylalincoln8951
      @nylalincoln8951 6 лет назад +3

      We'll Meet Again When Both Our Cars Collide 😂😂😂😂😂 love it!!!!

    • @giovannag.7733
      @giovannag.7733 6 лет назад +3

      We'll Meet Again When Both Our Cars Collide EYYY HI LOVE YOUR PFP

  • @abbya4376
    @abbya4376 6 лет назад +366

    1:44 Me when I'm called on to read aloud in class

    • @yoana2257
      @yoana2257 5 лет назад +6

      Abby A omg im bursting i cant breath bahhahahahga

    • @nicolasjr2383
      @nicolasjr2383 5 лет назад +5

      Same XD

    • @marissa2819
      @marissa2819 5 лет назад +4

      Abby A I’m dying of laughter lmfaoooo🤣

    • @sharkie9975
      @sharkie9975 5 лет назад +1

      I’m wheezing! 🤣

    • @Lilly-nf7jh
      @Lilly-nf7jh 5 лет назад

      AJHSKAJHGFKLHJ

  • @byebyesquareboy
    @byebyesquareboy 5 лет назад +290

    OMG MELANIE MARTINEZ REFERENCE WHEN HE WAS EATTING THE BOILED POTATOES

  • @gayitalianpasta4146
    @gayitalianpasta4146 4 года назад +78

    That food looks like the shiz we’re eating in quarantine

  • @kianaking
    @kianaking 6 лет назад +228

    I love that jack and Shane have the same surname: Dawson

    • @reamartin7070
      @reamartin7070 6 лет назад

      kianaking ikr me 2

    • @jowldy2344
      @jowldy2344 6 лет назад +1

      You mean jack Douglass? Or the guy from the movie idk

    • @yashdawoojee4259
      @yashdawoojee4259 6 лет назад +1

      Jowldy :D The guy from the movie #JackDawson

    • @jowldy2344
      @jowldy2344 6 лет назад

      K

    • @jocelynrenee4634
      @jocelynrenee4634 6 лет назад +3

      Yeah but that’s not his real last name... SHOCKING I KNOW but if you would like to know it it’s Yaw

  • @sweetpetal
    @sweetpetal 6 лет назад +397

    "first class up in the sky eating fish ass and eggs that are dry.. G-L-A-M...-..A-R-S-F .. yeah" - Shane Dawson 2017

  • @maddidavy1398
    @maddidavy1398 6 лет назад +228

    friend:so what are you doing on this fine Easter Sunday?
    me:binge watching Shane Dawson eat food
    my life in a nutshell

  • @turbo673
    @turbo673 Год назад +7

    love watching his old videos

  • @bradleyalguire5301
    @bradleyalguire5301 7 лет назад +44

    When Shane said " boiled hominy " I laughed so hard iced tea came out of my nose!

    • @astridella6691
      @astridella6691 7 лет назад +2

      Sparky 123 i love your profile picture

  • @patricialee4846
    @patricialee4846 6 лет назад +938

    shane is literally disgusted in everything except taco bell

    • @welpimherenow8125
      @welpimherenow8125 6 лет назад +12

      Patricia Lee
      And e’claires

    • @weareseokjinnies5891
      @weareseokjinnies5891 5 лет назад +3

      Welp I’m here now Lmao!

    • @ghostybio6695
      @ghostybio6695 5 лет назад +3

      Namjoonie ; ARMY

    • @weareseokjinnies5891
      @weareseokjinnies5891 5 лет назад +2

      Random Otaku 💜

    • @6dogs701
      @6dogs701 5 лет назад +2

      Patricia Lee
      Shane Dawson = Me but - The healthy shiz + Taco Bell + Chipotle + Chick fla - a + jersey mikes = ME! :D. W•H•Y D•O I O•N•L•Y E•A•T T•A•C•O B•E•L•L

  • @SC-lr8tv
    @SC-lr8tv 6 лет назад +729

    The saddest part was when the family went to bed knowing they would be dead by morning. The frustrating part was that JACK COULD HAVE FIT ON THE RAFT!!

    • @wowzahroonie7876
      @wowzahroonie7876 6 лет назад +31

      That and SHE LET GO!

    • @troyshultz2359
      @troyshultz2359 6 лет назад +3

      No one on the boat knew it was gonna sink.

    • @nicolerafidi2864
      @nicolerafidi2864 6 лет назад +6

      TRUE ROSE COULD OF MOVED#MOVE UR LITTLE BODY TO THE OTHER SIDE lol

    • @barbecuesauceonmytitties7507
      @barbecuesauceonmytitties7507 6 лет назад +34

      Actually they did a test and it’s not about space, it’s about weight. The door would have kept sinking with their combined weights. But yeah it was sad.

    • @bethanybalzraine2800
      @bethanybalzraine2800 6 лет назад +5

      Barbecuesauceonmytitties and probably the fact that it’s freezing out there

  • @death_of_a_spatula7760
    @death_of_a_spatula7760 5 лет назад +288

    Shane’s British accent was so good 😂

  • @phoebebublik6605
    @phoebebublik6605 7 лет назад +937

    Shane,
    your "asparagus"
    were green beans
    he really doesn't eat veggies
    😂😂😂😂😂

    • @phoebebublik6605
      @phoebebublik6605 7 лет назад +13

      no I still love u Shane!!!

    • @mariano5730
      @mariano5730 7 лет назад +9

      yea I was thinking that, the asparagus looked like green beans

    • @dustiny.334
      @dustiny.334 7 лет назад +11

      apparently he doesnt eat potatoes either he was like shook about how good it tastes xD

    • @justme-ew3ri
      @justme-ew3ri 7 лет назад +10

      Phoebe Bublik Right i was about to say this i was laughing so hard.

    • @glibbyglobglooby5789
      @glibbyglobglooby5789 7 лет назад +4

      Phoebe Bublik OMG yes he's hilarious 😂

  • @Jenny-oh5ym
    @Jenny-oh5ym 7 лет назад +947

    You should do a creepy video on titanic! Like ghost shit and all that

  • @rene6637
    @rene6637 7 лет назад +572

    Do a few videos on the BERMUDA TRIANGLE, guys like this so shane see's it cz it's an interesting weird scary asf topic tbf🤙🏾👏🏾im so gassed 519 likes 😭i keep braggin to my friends which i dont have anymore cz I kept bragging😭

  • @Ab___-xf1pe
    @Ab___-xf1pe 4 года назад +26

    SHANE: “G-L-A-M-A-R-A-S-F” HAHAHAH SO CLOSE YET NOT CLOSE AT ALLL😂😂🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀

  • @lillycarpenter594
    @lillycarpenter594 7 лет назад +65

    Asparagus? Shane those look like green beans. 😂😂😂

  • @lukemccallum340
    @lukemccallum340 7 лет назад +266

    "Flying first class up in the sky eating fish ass and eggs that are dry , G L A M A R A S F "

  • @alexandramei1975
    @alexandramei1975 7 лет назад +39

    Currently rewatching all of Shane’s tasting food videos

  • @myrthedejong130
    @myrthedejong130 Год назад +6

    Love how this is in my recommended right now

  • @briseidab6343
    @briseidab6343 7 лет назад +612

    Did Shane really think that the green beans on his plate for the first class meal was asparagus? 😂

  • @tessadelrey3095
    @tessadelrey3095 7 лет назад +3062

    Titanic conspiracy theories

    • @squishysquiddy
      @squishysquiddy 7 лет назад +2

      Clique Gianna _ my names Gianna too

    • @Frost517
      @Frost517 7 лет назад +3

      Jenna Marbles and Julien Solomita did some :-)

    • @ssssspela
      @ssssspela 7 лет назад +5

      Shubhi Shanker on their podcast, conspiracy theories 3 i think

    • @wiktoria9540
      @wiktoria9540 7 лет назад +1

      Clique Gianna _ YESS

    • @nabilaoun8019
      @nabilaoun8019 7 лет назад +1

      Clique Gianna _ great

  • @bts_lover_army_6519
    @bts_lover_army_6519 7 лет назад +315

    Mom in titanic:oh I guess we will die
    Shane's mom:that's us!
    Shane:oh bitch no

    • @foof6809
      @foof6809 7 лет назад +20

      me in titanic:bitch im already dead

    • @CheesyChels4
      @CheesyChels4 7 лет назад +2

      Lauren Hartman Lol. Died of laughter at that part

    • @abbie8397
      @abbie8397 7 лет назад +1

      Lauren Hartman iiii

  • @tiny7607
    @tiny7607 4 года назад +9

    Hes awful good at self depricating humour, part of why i love him.

  • @Jonathan.mp4
    @Jonathan.mp4 7 лет назад +106

    i love Shane's English accent impersonation 😂😂😫

  • @andiwasf0und
    @andiwasf0und 7 лет назад +158

    I just couldn't when Shane was trying to pick up the sardines XD I just died

    • @sophiejones933
      @sophiejones933 6 лет назад

      excitingalisha Dont make fun of dieing when he is making a vid of Titanic

  • @q.z5827
    @q.z5827 7 лет назад +600

    shane: let's try some asparagus
    me: bish those are green beans

    • @Liaissofly
      @Liaissofly 7 лет назад +27

      Quin Middlebrooks i searched the comments to see if anyone noticed that

    • @BB-zx6nz
      @BB-zx6nz 7 лет назад +6

      Angelia Raschilla same

    • @stormiskies5843
      @stormiskies5843 7 лет назад +15

      it's asparagus. it's just the shit from a can that's been cut up

    • @insanekim1323
      @insanekim1323 7 лет назад +2

      Quin Middlebrooks same

    • @cyle1202
      @cyle1202 7 лет назад

      SAME

  • @callie1702
    @callie1702 4 года назад +21

    I love how shane mentioned only having canned food and fish that looks like chicken and it’s literally reality #corona

  • @claire8011
    @claire8011 7 лет назад +236

    Shane, honey, those are green beans.

    • @jeananderson9090
      @jeananderson9090 6 лет назад +4

      Claire Bee right

    • @304473108
      @304473108 6 лет назад +1

      he aint no farmer to know that, he said it once in one video

    • @cheshirekitten4809
      @cheshirekitten4809 6 лет назад +4

      304473108 I’m not a farmer. I’m also not 27. I do know what asparagus is tho.

    • @ags3637
      @ags3637 6 лет назад +2

      He’s literally Trisha paytas 😂

    • @waterpig9735
      @waterpig9735 6 лет назад

      Claire Bee OMG HONEY HIS NEW DOG

  • @apollo9374
    @apollo9374 6 лет назад +171

    “I’ll never let go jack”
    **lets go**

  • @ItsOver9000000
    @ItsOver9000000 6 лет назад +204

    I was fucking dying at his glamorous song lmfao

  • @dxbo8332
    @dxbo8332 5 лет назад +59

    Shane: "Except their all frozen and dead and these are hot and delicious."
    Me:Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah😄😁😆🤣😂😅

    • @4usprosperity
      @4usprosperity 2 года назад

      Boyfriend Emanuel is right there next to Gladys Rogers what Hardware I just told you where is the Gladys 99 largest years order cashews on haste McDonald Thornton when I help you Whoppers 2 chicken burgers in to fry when the holder host Crimea with that sir a sharpener what's Mi Isla form of smile what you want and give you cake

  • @BrookeMakenna
    @BrookeMakenna 7 лет назад +329

    Shane is that person who clears the room talking about pussies, pimples and farts at the table😅 MORE FOOD FOR HIM THO!

    • @jennholly7287
      @jennholly7287 7 лет назад

      Brooke M Richards honestly it's brilliant

    • @shaleamontanez4591
      @shaleamontanez4591 7 лет назад

      Brooke M Richards yo that's fucking hilarious, not to mention when he did the whole "WAS SHE DEAD" thing it reminded me of that

    • @savanna4879
      @savanna4879 7 лет назад

      Brooke M Richards So true lol

    • @perhapsitsnoelle
      @perhapsitsnoelle 7 лет назад

      Savanna Nelson hey twin

    • @savanna4879
      @savanna4879 7 лет назад +1

      noelle zar Oh, lol! Hey gurrrl!! I love Kiersten lol

  • @awesomeplayer7908
    @awesomeplayer7908 7 лет назад +301

    Time to eat my fancy meal
    Let me grab my plastic fork

    • @itsbabychaos
      @itsbabychaos 6 лет назад +1

      Awesome Player YASSSS BITCH

    • @yaboi_dyslexic
      @yaboi_dyslexic 6 лет назад +1

      Awesome Player that is me when I try to do something fancy. "Here you are, a perfectly cooked chicken breast with fried rice, perfectly cooked asparagus, oh I almost forgot! And here is your plastic fork."

  • @monamour4310
    @monamour4310 6 лет назад +125

    Sometimes I turn on shane's food videos that I've seen when I can't fall asleep. His voice is calming even when he is screaming bitch 😥 I hope that's not weird

  • @okteia
    @okteia 3 года назад +3

    Shane singing My Heart Will Go On was exactly what I needed

  • @Sara-iu2nc
    @Sara-iu2nc 5 лет назад +145

    12:16
    Shane: That carrot needs to let go,
    Me: like rose did! 😭😭😭😭

    • @marzdust
      @marzdust 5 лет назад

      Sarah Ali
      ill never let go

  • @FreaknJoshwa
    @FreaknJoshwa 7 лет назад +492

    We wanna see what Shane normally eats.

    • @guy9424
      @guy9424 7 лет назад +1

      FreaknJoshwa fast food usually 😂😂

    • @kacyaragon7485
      @kacyaragon7485 7 лет назад +13

      FreaknJoshwa I'm pretty sure he eats pretty healthy for the most part, but I could be wrong.

    • @flamindragon1653
      @flamindragon1653 7 лет назад +2

      Kacy Aragon you're probably wrong lol he's scared by fish (good fats) and doesn't know what asparagus is

    • @leenaelsadig7749
      @leenaelsadig7749 7 лет назад +9

      No he eats healthy most of the time. Cant you see him not swallowing the food on camera? that's because he spits it out because he doesn't eat unhealthy. Lol.

    • @flamindragon1653
      @flamindragon1653 7 лет назад +5

      Dolan twins? Dolan twins. the fact that he is unable to recognize certain healthy foods and does not like to eat them leads me to believe that it is not in his routine to eat well. If you watch some of his other videos as well, you can see he's disgusted by fruits and vegetables.

  • @remi5498
    @remi5498 5 лет назад +198

    “Cocky Leaky.... that’s a problem”
    EVERYTHING
    HE
    SAYS
    IS
    A
    QUOTE
    d e a r g o d

  • @sienaschettino854
    @sienaschettino854 5 лет назад +139

    Y was I expecting him to actually get this food made by a pro

  • @Chloe_Smith1
    @Chloe_Smith1 7 лет назад +216

    Wtf was that oatmeal, it looked like a weird mutilated whole wheat tortilla

    • @bi-bibabyblue9649
      @bi-bibabyblue9649 6 лет назад +2

      Fairlychloe ... that was the best... AND I MEAN BEST! Description i ever read

    • @ondrugs2009
      @ondrugs2009 6 лет назад +1

      sleepinq yes😂

    • @ondrugs2009
      @ondrugs2009 6 лет назад

      sleepinq Wait. . .did you just copy sleepykinq’s name but not put the k?

    • @Blood_Killer3001
      @Blood_Killer3001 6 лет назад

      Fairly Chloe ikr

    • @eval4495
      @eval4495 6 лет назад

      😂

  • @lilianahernandez4042
    @lilianahernandez4042 7 лет назад +279

    When I watched the titanic I started crying when the boat was sinking and this elderly couple were just hugging each other while crying on the bed while the room was filling up with water, and when this third class mother was putting her children to sleep, al calm and stuff, even though they would end up dieing

    • @TxGirl78
      @TxGirl78 7 лет назад +13

      Liliana Hernandez I cry at that part everytime

    • @nori6138
      @nori6138 7 лет назад +18

      Liliana Hernandez z And when the musicians still played music while everything was falling apart. :(

    • @KaelanB2004
      @KaelanB2004 7 лет назад +3

      Liliana Hernandez OMG same

    • @toriwalthers9916
      @toriwalthers9916 7 лет назад +12

      Liliana Hernandez fun fact the old couple in the bed was the couple that owned the ship

    • @Kyolover8
      @Kyolover8 7 лет назад +10

      Tori Walthers actually they didn't own the ship they were the owners and founders of the Macy's department stores. Isidor Strauss and his wife started Macy's.

  • @dempices7811
    @dempices7811 7 лет назад +175

    Love Shane's accent 😩😩

    • @CheesyChels4
      @CheesyChels4 7 лет назад +3

      ᕈᙓᗩᑕᘐ ᘐᓰᖇᒪ What accent????? He has such a California accent. lol

    • @CheesyChels4
      @CheesyChels4 7 лет назад +1

      ᕈᙓᗩᑕᘐ ᘐᓰᖇᒪ It seems so preppy and simple. lol

    • @florasitu358
      @florasitu358 7 лет назад +16

      Maria Salazar shes talking about how he had a fake english accent

    • @CheesyChels4
      @CheesyChels4 7 лет назад +1

      BookLover Ohhh haha

    • @Ashley-wf7ol
      @Ashley-wf7ol 6 лет назад +1

      Dem Pices I'm Irish and i love it to because my friend is from the UK

  • @maggiestanley1359
    @maggiestanley1359 5 лет назад +9

    Oh Shane!! “Dinner” is lunch. And “supper” is the third meal of the day.

  • @zoozbuh
    @zoozbuh 7 лет назад +632

    LOL at him recreating these meals so horribly and then claiming they're terrible

    • @unknownphillis3794
      @unknownphillis3794 7 лет назад +21

      zoozbuh that is why he doesn't like anything

    • @onmywrld7619
      @onmywrld7619 7 лет назад +2

      zoozbuh oh shut up.

    • @ivyvega2794
      @ivyvega2794 7 лет назад +11

      zoozbuh First class up in the sky eating fish ass and eggs that are dry

    • @notafan2480
      @notafan2480 6 лет назад +1

      zoozbuh
      Ayyye. I didn't know you watch Shane Dawson when you're not making covers😉😀

    • @brooklynsnook2883
      @brooklynsnook2883 6 лет назад

      That is why he doesn't like anything.

  • @glurpbot8048
    @glurpbot8048 7 лет назад +350

    Shane: "...Kid prison.."
    Me:"That's what we call School, Shane, and the food is like that except 10x worse"

    • @noellefritz5678
      @noellefritz5678 7 лет назад +4

      TheRobloxGamer it's been proven that school food is worse than prison food and don't even ask me about school meat

    • @ash-0619
      @ash-0619 7 лет назад

      TheRobloxGamer EXACTLY

    • @s.e.r.i.n.d.i.p.i.t.y1118
      @s.e.r.i.n.d.i.p.i.t.y1118 7 лет назад

      TheRobloxGamer my food at school is decent acctualy

    • @TheOneAndOnlyLordUglyFlorist
      @TheOneAndOnlyLordUglyFlorist 7 лет назад

      TheRobloxGamer the food is 3/10

    • @maddiehowelter7445
      @maddiehowelter7445 7 лет назад

      TheRobloxGamer I saw the lunch ladies dumping watery meat I to the serving line thingy. This is why I dnt eat at school

  • @harlleekoelbel7823
    @harlleekoelbel7823 7 лет назад +288

    am I the only one that notices that every time Shane opens with his podcast he goes "guys omg"

    • @Nnnnnnnnnnp
      @Nnnnnnnnnnp 7 лет назад +3

      hahaha no i noticed it too

    • @beans_avi9382
      @beans_avi9382 7 лет назад +5

      Shauna Dawson he also says "uhh no" a lot or "AHHH"

    • @b_r_a_n
      @b_r_a_n 7 лет назад +2

      Shauna Dawson your name, your picture omfg

    • @eepersxo4171
      @eepersxo4171 7 лет назад +3

      'Hey whats up you guys'

    • @eepersxo4171
      @eepersxo4171 7 лет назад +5

      'Yesss'

  • @makynalockley8982
    @makynalockley8982 4 года назад +6

    2020 anyone ... need more videos I’m starting to rewatch videos Shane ! 🥺❤️

  • @joeluckman2490
    @joeluckman2490 7 лет назад +2134

    he should do a conspiracy theory on the movie coraline give it a like

    • @meowzeers
      @meowzeers 7 лет назад +8

      Joe Luckman That's a good idea. I like it

    • @victorial8437
      @victorial8437 7 лет назад +8

      Joe Luckman i just finished watching that

    • @emmaa2863
      @emmaa2863 7 лет назад +2

      Joe Luckman YESSSSSS

    • @oliv12
      @oliv12 7 лет назад +3

      Joe Luckman yes plz

    • @rileybrown2165
      @rileybrown2165 7 лет назад +3

      Joe Luckman TRUE!! I love that movie!

  • @tristanmeyer554
    @tristanmeyer554 7 лет назад +158

    If someone would gave me 25 cents every time Shane said for the beginning of the video from his pod cast "we were talking about sex" I would have a billion dollars😂😂

  • @ariannaharvey4671
    @ariannaharvey4671 7 лет назад +105

    Shane: MY HEART WILL GO ON. But it won't I would stop

  • @ab2138
    @ab2138 5 лет назад +13

    Omg when he said “taco bell write this down” and now they have the taco with a chicken shell I’m like YASSSS

  • @samanthal8568
    @samanthal8568 7 лет назад +1128

    Those are green beans not asparagus 😂

    • @anabelle672
      @anabelle672 7 лет назад +25

      Samantha L ikr I was like ummm Shane honey... G r e e n B e a n s I know you don't know vegetables.....

    • @ToriC136
      @ToriC136 7 лет назад +3

      Samantha L I thought I was the only one who noticed that 😂😂

    • @crazydonut8599
      @crazydonut8599 7 лет назад +1

      Samantha L lmao😂😂😂

    • @crazydonut8599
      @crazydonut8599 7 лет назад +6

      Samantha L Reminds me of when Shane thought that a Wiener Schnitzel is a hot dog😂😂😂

    • @gamesandmore2190
      @gamesandmore2190 7 лет назад +6

      Samantha L Don't blame him he's Shane he doesn't eat vegetables
      ( JK )

  • @alliedarragh1610
    @alliedarragh1610 7 лет назад +207

    He got green beans instead of asparagus 😂

  • @gigikline4908
    @gigikline4908 6 лет назад +176

    “I NEED TO LIVE MY FANCY DREAMS”
    “NOW LET ME GRAB MY PLASTIC FORK”!!!! Shane Dawson I love you!

  • @jerrellj
    @jerrellj 4 года назад +11

    “Glamarasf yeah” 😭😭😭💀💀 who else is binge watching Shane’s videos ?

  • @mikaelagoldsmith9624
    @mikaelagoldsmith9624 7 лет назад +660

    the mini chocolate eclairs are like 10X better when you eat them frozen, they taste like they have ice cream inside

    • @niicolerenae9264
      @niicolerenae9264 7 лет назад +8

      Mikaela Goldsmith yesssss

    • @liquidrock2u
      @liquidrock2u 7 лет назад +14

      I do that with cream puffs

    • @kateturman4522
      @kateturman4522 7 лет назад +1

      I do that all the time!!!

    • @grosebud4721
      @grosebud4721 7 лет назад +5

      Mikaela Goldsmith yes definitely he said "these are hot" and I just thought "Ugh NO FREEZE THEM IT'S SO MUCH BETTER"

    • @ayla4908
      @ayla4908 7 лет назад +15

      Mikaela Goldsmith butch Shane's gonna love you
      you just gave him another hack 😂😂😂

  • @rc9015
    @rc9015 6 лет назад +181

    shane you should hire a professional chef to make the food!!

  • @user-op2nt1zk3t
    @user-op2nt1zk3t 7 лет назад +86

    Shane is literally my favorite person on earth.

  • @samzy_vazq1554
    @samzy_vazq1554 5 лет назад +28

    “Mmmm yea no poor people only eat two meals” 😂

    • @4usprosperity
      @4usprosperity 2 года назад

      Are you want to bugger how to shake patties let me you so Gladys for Forest product comes in come over here and help me out with this border I write you write Rachel disturb you some Licious homemade pie sugar what kind of pie you want ice cream corn pecan pie ice cream covered and foot oh I reckon the

  • @christopherbanker8852
    @christopherbanker8852 5 лет назад +75

    10:27 I feel like if he tried he would actually sound pretty good .🤷‍♀️

    • @noiz9491
      @noiz9491 4 года назад +3

      Fr I was about to comment that

    • @4usprosperity
      @4usprosperity 2 года назад

      Know love know how

  • @tayyylorwright
    @tayyylorwright 7 лет назад +183

    when he said "hello mr. dawson" i totally forgot his last name was dawson and just immediately thought he was talking about jack dawson

    • @Violetmama
      @Violetmama 7 лет назад +10

      taylor wright Shane's last name isn't Dawson

    • @Violetmama
      @Violetmama 7 лет назад +10

      its yaw

    • @ka929
      @ka929 7 лет назад +1

      taylor wright I thought his mom's last name was Dawson and yaw was his dads last name

    • @melannyrobyn5333
      @melannyrobyn5333 7 лет назад

      taylor wright same omg😂

    • @randoug1934
      @randoug1934 7 лет назад +1

      Nope lol

  • @Summer-vp3dt
    @Summer-vp3dt 7 лет назад +78

    Shane: You know when you go to 'kid jail'
    Me: That's Juvenile hall, Shane

  • @beckysnowdon8456
    @beckysnowdon8456 5 лет назад +8

    Is it just me or is
    Shane is actually an Amazing singer