TASTING PREGNANCY CRAVING FOODS

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  • Опубликовано: 28 сен 2024

Комментарии • 22 тыс.

  • @missmaddness1119
    @missmaddness1119 5 лет назад +1880

    *stuffs dirt in face*
    "Ooo love this new look"

  • @LauraRivera-fh2kx
    @LauraRivera-fh2kx 7 лет назад +1022

    "Pregnant bitches, why are you geniuses?!" 😂😂😂😂

    • @hestersalt1032
      @hestersalt1032 6 лет назад +1

      Laura Rivera ikr i couldnt stop laghfing

    • @tracyjensen7426
      @tracyjensen7426 6 лет назад +1

      Laura Rivera what a coincidence I have the comments pulled up and I look over right as he says that and I see this comment LOL

    • @elenapick-pols3043
      @elenapick-pols3043 6 лет назад

      they have two minds working instead of one.

    • @kaydoesgaminganddrawing6337
      @kaydoesgaminganddrawing6337 6 лет назад +1

      Ask my mom!!

    • @Zoe_allen_x
      @Zoe_allen_x 6 лет назад +1

      1k liker you’re welcome

  • @khd.coffee4059
    @khd.coffee4059 7 лет назад +904

    Shane: - Eats normal foods " throws up or spit it out"
    - Eats fucked up foods " enjoys it"

  • @khota_tv4754
    @khota_tv4754 4 года назад +1674

    My mom craved gasoline when she was pregnant with me...............what a queen

  • @starrburrt
    @starrburrt 6 лет назад +435

    "You know what is growing inside of me? ....problems."
    *SAME*

  • @josie22222
    @josie22222 7 лет назад +4557

    i wonder how many times a week shane gets diarrhea

    • @ShyGreenBean
      @ShyGreenBean 7 лет назад +203

      pointlesspluviophile the real question is when does he not have diarrhea?

    • @josie22222
      @josie22222 7 лет назад +29

      lmao

    • @mateabuzancic1029
      @mateabuzancic1029 7 лет назад +13

      pointlesspluviophile best comment

    • @nucoler
      @nucoler 7 лет назад +11

      pointlesspluviophile to many times.

    • @brittsussen7954
      @brittsussen7954 7 лет назад +17

      lmao let's pray for shane

  • @meanspiritedaway
    @meanspiritedaway 7 лет назад +286

    Sometimes you switch over to the Aunt Hilda voice and i live for it

    • @potatoateme1152
      @potatoateme1152 7 лет назад +1

      Ikr!

    • @ErikaSoriano
      @ErikaSoriano 7 лет назад +7

      Jay Dubbs I get nostalgic when I hear it lol

    • @dragonixheli5474
      @dragonixheli5474 7 лет назад +1

      Just because we don't see his friends in videos doesn't mean he looses them, everyone is busy and shane often records in the night

  • @meganmanary4743
    @meganmanary4743 5 лет назад +1832

    Pregnant ladies: give me one of everything
    Everybody: aw she's pregnant it's cute
    Shane: give me one of everything
    Everybody: he got ISSUES

    • @bellabeautys4790
      @bellabeautys4790 4 года назад +8

      MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE😂

    • @xs-zb4ig
      @xs-zb4ig 4 года назад +9

      @@bellabeautys4790 YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

    • @idc1956
      @idc1956 4 года назад +3

      Yo. Don't give me one of everything give me all because I'm a fatass leave me alone 🖕🖕🖕

    • @raidenshogun2038
      @raidenshogun2038 4 года назад

      NAWH GIMIE ALL YOU GOT X 10000000

    • @mitsu9755
      @mitsu9755 4 года назад +1

      bella beauty's YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUU BITCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH😭😂

  • @donovancruz897
    @donovancruz897 7 лет назад +2188

    NEVER FORGET THE TIME HE GOT POSITIVE ON A PREGNANCY TEST

    • @myahmoen6468
      @myahmoen6468 7 лет назад +20

      Donovan Cruz lol what video was that called??

    • @donovancruz897
      @donovancruz897 7 лет назад +39

      Myah Moen it was one of the trying girl products videos

    • @smashlimeblogspot1
      @smashlimeblogspot1 7 лет назад +19

      Myah Moen it was Trying Girl Products 2

    • @Nate-wn2nd
      @Nate-wn2nd 7 лет назад +112

      Wait omg I read online if a male does it, and it's positive he may have testicular cancer !!

    • @kaitgenzo
      @kaitgenzo 7 лет назад +31

      SHANE NO

  • @tyzapahvlogz5554
    @tyzapahvlogz5554 5 лет назад +3723

    He should have asked his mom the foods she ate while she was pregnant with him 🤨🤨🧐

  • @lucymalakassis2517
    @lucymalakassis2517 7 лет назад +732

    new smash or pass: eat or yeet
    ill go home

  • @MistressRavenClaw
    @MistressRavenClaw 7 лет назад +1289

    I have honestly had one of the worst days today!! I am currently 18 weeks pregnant and trying to get everything in my apartment packed all alone, between work and dr. appointments and hospital stays. And I was taking a break and saw this and you LITERALLY have made my whole year. I've never laughed so hard from one of your videos! Thank you so much for this pick me up. And yeah, lots of stuff honestly sounds pretty damn good to me. XD

  • @xxanabananaxx
    @xxanabananaxx 4 года назад +144

    When I was pregnant I didn't crave weird shit, I just wanted chocolate 😂

    • @heatherfeather5583
      @heatherfeather5583 4 года назад +7

      I didn't really crave anything , I just started hating lots of food.

    • @creativeusername6927
      @creativeusername6927 4 года назад +1

      Me 24-7

    • @dawnoneill1773
      @dawnoneill1773 4 года назад +2

      I never craved anything on my first two, this pregnancy nothing so far, I actually want to vom looking at these 🤮

    • @spooky4890
      @spooky4890 4 года назад +1

      I liked onions and green olives and pickles lol

    • @yanelislugo8565
      @yanelislugo8565 4 года назад

      Your babies black ...

  • @kylareimer4326
    @kylareimer4326 5 лет назад +245

    "WE'RE HUNGRY!!" 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @kiliecookie9520
    @kiliecookie9520 7 лет назад +362

    sometimes my mom when she was pregnant with my brother she would crack open a tub of whipped cream and pour coco puffs in the whip cream and eat it like it was cereal

    • @rebecca-yr8cm
      @rebecca-yr8cm 7 лет назад +22

      goals

    • @lamebuddy6296
      @lamebuddy6296 7 лет назад +4

      Coco puffs is cereal

    • @marisolmartinez836
      @marisolmartinez836 7 лет назад +13

      Your mama doin it right

    • @selinagodfrey156
      @selinagodfrey156 7 лет назад +1

      please find the difference 😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐Uuuu I think that's a lot no let's keep going😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐 😐😐😐😐😐(😑)😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐did you find it if you did just tell me!!!

    • @haylielewis2920
      @haylielewis2920 7 лет назад

      Selina Godfrey I did!!

  • @mayradelgado778
    @mayradelgado778 6 лет назад +1333

    When I was pregnant, my mom was driving me to my appointment and we drove past a tire/ car shop and I could smell the rubber tires and I started crying hysterically because I really wanted to eat a tire..I was about 32 weeks along 😭😂

    • @734mjidn
      @734mjidn 6 лет назад +55

      _WHAT_

    • @angeladanh2314
      @angeladanh2314 6 лет назад +13

      Mayra Delgado ummmmm 😐

    • @mayradelgado778
      @mayradelgado778 6 лет назад +16

      @@734mjidn crazy right?!

    • @3ncrypt3d00
      @3ncrypt3d00 6 лет назад +87

      I have NEVER been pregnant and I have to admit....I have ALSO wanted to eat a tire XD

    • @hammydammy123
      @hammydammy123 6 лет назад +7

      XDD

  • @urdurthors
    @urdurthors 7 лет назад +2402

    You should try doing like a "eating your comments" where fans comment random things (mixture of things) and you try them! :D

  • @pixelkitten3864
    @pixelkitten3864 5 лет назад +2302

    Nobody:
    Not a single person on earth:
    Shane: “I inhaled chocolate cake.”

  • @emmylou4863
    @emmylou4863 7 лет назад +858

    Shane's the kinda RUclipsr who you can't watch on a daily basis, but when you do watch him you can't stop

    • @number.1epiccforniter
      @number.1epiccforniter 7 лет назад +20

      I watch Shane everyday

    • @emilyben-dayan4237
      @emilyben-dayan4237 7 лет назад +11

      me today I'm sick and bored and watched everything on youtube and I have bin watching him all day lol

    • @Ava-tc2or
      @Ava-tc2or 7 лет назад

      Facts

    • @spicyspice1370
      @spicyspice1370 7 лет назад +25

      Me, a person that watches Shane daily: *sweats nervously*

    • @mckenzie8452
      @mckenzie8452 7 лет назад

      Nicole Cranham same I watch him everyday for like 5 hours since he has like 10-15 minute videos

  • @allytaylor337
    @allytaylor337 4 года назад +336

    Who’s watching in 2020 just me ok👉👈

    • @samanthadraper3239
      @samanthadraper3239 4 года назад +59

      i’ve grown up w shane so it makes me so sad he’s getting cancelled but i’m planning to stick w him bc i’m sure it’ll all work out :/

    • @lilysyahirah
      @lilysyahirah 4 года назад +44

      @@samanthadraper3239 exactly. I dont get cancel culture. It's so toxic. Yes, he did f'ed up things in the past, but to judge him for his past is just idiotic.

    • @samc6030
      @samc6030 4 года назад +1

      Nope

    • @alexmeza5248
      @alexmeza5248 4 года назад +7

      @@lilysyahirah I mean he was racist to every singe race possible latins,white, black, Korean, chinese

    • @Blueyfanaticcc
      @Blueyfanaticcc 3 года назад +4

      @@alexmeza5248 oh and he's attracted to little girls-

  • @BenBluee
    @BenBluee 7 лет назад +1089

    It's so hard to convince my sister that I'm actually watching a Shane eating video and not porn because of all the "AHHH FUCK" and "FUCK ME UP"

    • @BenBluee
      @BenBluee 7 лет назад +75

      Honestly, telling her I'm watching eating videos anyway is pretty weird

    • @storythroughwords4824
      @storythroughwords4824 7 лет назад

      SAME!

    • @worrywart4658
      @worrywart4658 7 лет назад +29

      Ben Blue and that is why the headphones were invented

    • @mckenzie8452
      @mckenzie8452 7 лет назад +16

      Ben Blue ya know you can wear headphones, I always see you in the comments commenting about Shane's vids and how they sound like porn.

    • @melinavalenzuela5897
      @melinavalenzuela5897 7 лет назад +5

      Same I'm watching this video in my kitchen while my moms making food and she was like wtf r u watching😂😂

  • @daydreambarbie
    @daydreambarbie 5 лет назад +2431

    Shane: Britney Spears literally said, she ate dirt. So if Britney does it I’ll do it.
    Me: he’s not gonna-
    Shane: *grabs dirt out of nowhere* NUMNUMNUMNUMNUM

    • @daydreambarbie
      @daydreambarbie 5 лет назад +8

      Madison Stafford same lol I don’t know what it is

    • @reginamachamer821
      @reginamachamer821 5 лет назад +23

      Idk it def looked like actual potting soil to me 😂 but who knows.. I'm still dead over him eating it like cookie monster lmao

    • @cutiepieedits2097
      @cutiepieedits2097 4 года назад +4

      @@daydreambarbie i think it was chocolate or dirt or crushed oreos

    • @luhtrap8232
      @luhtrap8232 4 года назад +4

      I mean he didn’t spit it out so it was edible

    • @Hiltzy19
      @Hiltzy19 4 года назад +1

      I died

  • @steviejaimes3166
    @steviejaimes3166 6 лет назад +609

    Shane: “let’s just put a little on it”
    Also Shane”DRENCHES THE DONUT IN RANCH”

  • @migratetunes9702
    @migratetunes9702 4 года назад +85

    I feel like 95% of these snacks Shane made up and he was too embarrassed to eat it in front of Ryland so he just ate all of this on camera.

  • @lsa340
    @lsa340 7 лет назад +1948

    Sometimes I wonder how often Shane gets food poisoning....

    • @nicole-kd2zd
      @nicole-kd2zd 7 лет назад +68

      lsa340 probably not, considering he spits out the food.

    • @juliamount
      @juliamount 7 лет назад +17

      lsa340 that's from expired food not food that doesn't taste bad. Dumbass

    • @Pinkoflove3
      @Pinkoflove3 7 лет назад +33

      lsa340 have you noticed we never see him swallow and the garbage can is always near him.

    • @helenb6389
      @helenb6389 7 лет назад +1

      I was thinking the same thing

    • @lucilaocada3625
      @lucilaocada3625 7 лет назад

      lsa340 me too

  • @fjbujbvgbbfgbvg8849
    @fjbujbvgbbfgbvg8849 7 лет назад +265

    Pregnancy craving food is like the food you make when there's no food and you have to get creative

  • @kaylaoverby9489
    @kaylaoverby9489 5 лет назад +396

    Shane: *spits in trash* "Ughhh I DONT WANNA BE PREGNANT ANYMORE" 😂

  • @bunnykalina
    @bunnykalina 3 года назад +30

    I miss him... all this drama and stuff has made me so sad. I’ve been a HUGE fan for a long time. It makes me cry..

  • @emim5330
    @emim5330 7 лет назад +397

    I should not be watching this rn, my family is sleeping and Im trying so hard not to laugh but it's not working😂

  • @Rhettandlinksbiggestfan
    @Rhettandlinksbiggestfan 7 лет назад +615

    if Shane was my teacher I would never miss a class😂

  • @citrus3s
    @citrus3s 4 года назад +154

    You can’t tell me Shane doesn’t look like dipper pines from gravity falls in this video

    • @yon9106
      @yon9106 4 года назад +3

      OMG i literally just thought about that haha i thought i was the only one who saw that

    • @g996
      @g996 4 года назад +7

      Omg dipper 15 years later. But who’s Mabel...

    • @milk4984
      @milk4984 4 года назад

      Grace Burke Morgan

    • @Maddie-qj3qt
      @Maddie-qj3qt 4 года назад

      Omg he does just Dipper ain't got that voice of Shane Dawson that's like . I light stuff on fire and don't regret it also I'm a girl but my pfp won't change

    • @greenrow18
      @greenrow18 4 года назад +1

      Grace Burke garrett

  • @isabellaseas6824
    @isabellaseas6824 6 лет назад +523

    I'm currently pregnant, my main craving is barbecue chips with cinnamon and syrup, sounds weird as heck but it is so damn good.

    • @LBABYLiN
      @LBABYLiN 5 лет назад +25

      That sounds so good... I'm trying this
      Congratulations by the way 😊👏

    • @TK-to2nl
      @TK-to2nl 5 лет назад +13

      Congratulations!

    • @xxitrippyaestheticsxxi6271
      @xxitrippyaestheticsxxi6271 5 лет назад +11

      That sound amazing not weird

    • @buckwallace1152
      @buckwallace1152 5 лет назад +10

      Gaming Nicole I’m definitely going to try this

    • @Fruity_booti
      @Fruity_booti 5 лет назад +5

      I might be to I like ketchup and plain chips JK I'm not I just love it

  • @sandrasmith2725
    @sandrasmith2725 7 лет назад +723

    No pregnant ladies crave donuts covered in ranch.... Shane we all know u made that one up Bc u wanted to try it

    • @fungirl1121
      @fungirl1121 7 лет назад +8

      Sandra Smith sometimes I feel like he makes a lot of the foods up but hey it's entertaining so I'm not complaining 😂

    • @user-mg8vy1ss9o
      @user-mg8vy1ss9o 7 лет назад

      Sandra Smith pregnant*

    • @sydneykinney
      @sydneykinney 7 лет назад +3

      Jen that's how she spelled it

    • @user-kp1tq5ec5r
      @user-kp1tq5ec5r 7 лет назад

      Sydney Kinney lol yah!!

    • @mariyahincarnato3715
      @mariyahincarnato3715 7 лет назад +1

      Sandra Smith I bet he did do that

  • @aradiaboss
    @aradiaboss 7 лет назад +305

    There was a pregnancy test ad right before this video 😂😂

    • @leminproductions791
      @leminproductions791 7 лет назад

      Aradia Boss same😂

    • @Eyesoftheice
      @Eyesoftheice 7 лет назад

      Aradia Boss same

    • @anneart8763
      @anneart8763 7 лет назад

      Aradia Boss I got lucky I didn't have a video

    • @eep3
      @eep3 7 лет назад

      Aradia Boss SAME

    • @savanna4879
      @savanna4879 7 лет назад

      Aradia Boss Same! Coincidence or nah?! Lol, I need help

  • @picsofkarou
    @picsofkarou 7 лет назад +431

    im not pregnant but all of those foods look delicious af

  • @tyelerwhite1469
    @tyelerwhite1469 6 лет назад +421

    “ugh you pregnant people are so lucky you can just pull up at a drive through and say yes hi can i have one of, everything and ppl would be like aww that’s cute! but when i do it it’s a problem” 💀

    • @mardain4467
      @mardain4467 6 лет назад +6

      Tyeler White lucky until your water breaks
      They wouldn't be called cute, though. It's more like "you're going to give your baby diabetes".

    • @bluetube7425
      @bluetube7425 6 лет назад +2

      Tyeler White as shane would say MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

    • @alysamedeiros3321
      @alysamedeiros3321 6 лет назад

      Tyeler White DEAD😂

    • @zoesalis6466
      @zoesalis6466 6 лет назад +1

      Mar Dain 😂😂🤣 wait... that’s how babies get diabetes? I’m rly stupid lol

    • @veganmocha
      @veganmocha 6 лет назад

      Zoe Salischiker yeah. it’s said that the food that the mother eats while holding the baby effects the baby’s health in the future (like metabolism and stuff)

  • @at-ux2ss
    @at-ux2ss 7 лет назад +357

    Shane try more Pregnant Foods with trip tasting pills video love ur channel

  • @madelineroddick1747
    @madelineroddick1747 7 лет назад +442

    When he said his baby's name would be Taco Bell it reminded me of when Drake Bell tweeted saying he was going to name his kid Taco

  • @chocolate_poison3908
    @chocolate_poison3908 5 лет назад +78

    Shane: I haven’t eaten a cat (I’ve thought about it)
    Me: dies

    • @4usprosperity
      @4usprosperity 2 года назад +1

      W is a good 👍👌👏😌☺💗👍👌👏😌and then we could go 🚶😌🤧❤😏☺and I will be there for a bit and we

    • @4usprosperity
      @4usprosperity 2 года назад +1

      W and I are looking 👌😍🔥👀💯

  • @emmebabb5700
    @emmebabb5700 7 лет назад +511

    "CATS ARE FUCKING EVIL"
    *gets a cat and loves it*

    • @pattid4373
      @pattid4373 7 лет назад +61

      CHEETO IS SHOOK

    • @aglove275
      @aglove275 7 лет назад +7

      emme babb cheeto is a person in a cat body

    • @lunarpixiecat
      @lunarpixiecat 7 лет назад +2

      emme babb yas

    • @morganleblanc5781
      @morganleblanc5781 7 лет назад

      also what the fuck is he on about cat food smells so good

  • @ariannasoto6800
    @ariannasoto6800 3 года назад +50

    I don’t care if he’s problematic I just watch videos idc about drama I want entertainment instead of sending hate I just watch not get myself into it

  • @livm.5719
    @livm.5719 7 лет назад +1589

    Am i the only one that started actually laughing when he said "WERE HUNGRY" in that deep voice

    • @purrple9971
      @purrple9971 7 лет назад +3

      Livy Moss I WAS DYING LMAO

    • @whetherlyotano4578
      @whetherlyotano4578 7 лет назад +1

      Livy Moss i spit everywhere😂

    • @greenshoot7871
      @greenshoot7871 7 лет назад +3

      Livy Moss
      What are you fuckin dead face through all his videos wtf of course i laughed

    • @haleyhewkin566
      @haleyhewkin566 7 лет назад +3

      i choked on my hot pocket

    • @Amstaff01
      @Amstaff01 7 лет назад +18

      THE FUCKK yeses hahahha "i'm bougie but I'm not that bougie"😂like me tho

  • @nickkstd
    @nickkstd 7 лет назад +327

    I can't be the only one that gets so fucking hungry with this vids...

  • @minyoongles105
    @minyoongles105 4 года назад +67

    My teacher: Shoji your turn to presentate
    *Me and my anxiety: **9:01** **10:41** **10:44*

  • @brookiecookie5459
    @brookiecookie5459 5 лет назад +655

    Remember kids, all of this was done without drugs 😉

  • @ineffablellen
    @ineffablellen 5 лет назад +243

    Yo, Shane literally predicted the future yet again, trump ACTUALLY brought fast food at the white house.

  • @alisa7759
    @alisa7759 7 лет назад +229

    "I don't want to be pregnant anymore! I don't want to be a mother!" -Shane Dawson 2017

    • @buketsahin2799
      @buketsahin2799 7 лет назад +38

      Alisa Berndt "I don't want to be pregnant anymore! I can't be a mother! - Mandela Effect

    • @alisa7759
      @alisa7759 6 лет назад

      Buket Şahin omg I'm scared lmao

  • @yumiikku_4413
    @yumiikku_4413 5 лет назад +302

    *THIS is the content I subscribed for*

  • @jonatanotzoy5616
    @jonatanotzoy5616 7 лет назад +300

    Shane:"queen of puns"
    Me: LIZA STOP QUAKING

    • @number.1epiccforniter
      @number.1epiccforniter 7 лет назад +3

      Um Phil Lester is obviously the queen of puns

    • @lilyvedits
      @lilyvedits 7 лет назад +5

      no liza is sorrry

    • @Victoria_Fama
      @Victoria_Fama 7 лет назад

      Jonatan Otzoy quakingggg is my vocab. See how it corrected

    • @ava_rose2524
      @ava_rose2524 7 лет назад

      Jonatan Otzoy OMG I COMMENTED THE SAME THING!!!!!

    • @zuzia2396
      @zuzia2396 7 лет назад

      Jonatan Otzoy 😂😂😂

  • @babypug4110
    @babypug4110 3 года назад +12

    Who else is rewatching Shane's old videos because they are depressed because he has not posted in I think 7 months plz Shane post again you are a queen I sometimes have suicidal thoughts and can be on my knees crying but then I watch one of your vids and you make me laugh and I am proud to say that you are the reason I am still alive

  • @Nick_C1997
    @Nick_C1997 6 лет назад +647

    My mom told me that when she was pregnant with me, she was craving so many banana milkshakes that people thought I was gonna come out yellow.

    • @nataliahuerta1588
      @nataliahuerta1588 6 лет назад +7

      O my

    • @aniclark5690
      @aniclark5690 5 лет назад +18

      OMG I craved banana milkshake! I live 3 doors from a little corner shop and the guy who runs it always kept 2 bottles behind the counter so if he sold out he still always had some for me lol

    • @Nick_C1997
      @Nick_C1997 5 лет назад +9

      Aw, that's nice of him

    • @mackenzielivingston2212
      @mackenzielivingston2212 5 лет назад +4

      .... so are you?

    • @Nick_C1997
      @Nick_C1997 5 лет назад +2

      No

  • @chs.9484
    @chs.9484 5 лет назад +803

    Watching this while pregnant... I want EVERYTHING 😂

  • @__bxbyabril__7035
    @__bxbyabril__7035 4 года назад +35

    Me: *watches video*
    Shane: Google-
    Hey Google: *vibrates phone*

  • @_.-._.-.
    @_.-._.-. 6 лет назад +912

    My mom would eat straight up containers of sour cream.
    Like one a day.
    *and I wonder why I'm fat*

    • @marlyswift7633
      @marlyswift7633 6 лет назад +21

      Creepy AsCrap SHIT BITCH ME!!!!

    • @its_nia_tho1362
      @its_nia_tho1362 6 лет назад +20

      My mom literally ate a spicy chicken sandwich from Wendy''s every day so I feel ya lol

    • @Charlie-ri8zg
      @Charlie-ri8zg 6 лет назад +6

      My mom was weird apparently all she wanted was disani (sorry I suck at spelling) and like salad

    • @lewismaitland4195
      @lewismaitland4195 6 лет назад +3

      Charlie Like, the water? Dasani?

    • @Charlie-ri8zg
      @Charlie-ri8zg 6 лет назад +3

      Lewis Maitland yeah

  • @666oblivion
    @666oblivion 7 лет назад +443

    When Shane doesn't pronounce "cement" like the rest of us...

  • @mariavera3909
    @mariavera3909 7 лет назад +301

    "Cats are evil"
    ******Gets a cat and names it cheetoh *****💯😂😂

  • @mistysatison
    @mistysatison 7 лет назад +169

    Dirt=Crushed Oreos😂

  • @jayo.6170
    @jayo.6170 7 лет назад +598

    Shane: "Be Pregnant, Be strong, Be proud! ... and keep eating everything I wish I could."
    CNN: *Famous RUclipsr Is Telling Fourteen Year Old Girls To Become Pregnant!*

  • @michelewilliams5838
    @michelewilliams5838 6 лет назад +905

    My sister knew she was pregnant when she ate a pickle with penut butter and ranch with garlic seasoning.
    Me. In like 13 years

    • @amberrae5583
      @amberrae5583 6 лет назад +19

      Michele Williams I’m not pregnant and I love pickles and peanut butter 😂

    • @Mariederoses
      @Mariederoses 6 лет назад +17

      Why does peanut butter and pickles actually sound good haha

    • @amberrae5583
      @amberrae5583 6 лет назад +3

      SpaceQueenKea you have to try it

    • @flashbackmarysister3629
      @flashbackmarysister3629 6 лет назад +3

      Amber Sornson same

    • @lvly4967
      @lvly4967 6 лет назад +2

      i do that now tho soooo

  • @rioabegaillatoreno4496
    @rioabegaillatoreno4496 11 месяцев назад +10

    I’m watching this on 2023 because I missed the simpler times

  • @urlampshade9558
    @urlampshade9558 5 лет назад +205

    Ryland: what are you doing?
    Shane:Trying food cravings
    Ryland:I wonder when your diarrhea kicks in
    Shane:it just did

  • @CurtCabin
    @CurtCabin 7 лет назад +576

    I want Shane to be my teacher tbh xD

    • @panickingatthedisco6430
      @panickingatthedisco6430 7 лет назад +8

      Blueberry Smoothie the first funny teacher ever

    • @osnapitzsanilyn
      @osnapitzsanilyn 7 лет назад +3

      all my teachers are boring af and whats worst is they all have dry sense humor

    • @victoria1461
      @victoria1461 7 лет назад +4

      I learn a lot more from him than my teachers

    • @emiliasavage9077
      @emiliasavage9077 7 лет назад +1

      I feal like that would be funny

    • @agabeano99
      @agabeano99 7 лет назад +1

      yassssss

  • @princessbunbun1683
    @princessbunbun1683 7 лет назад +519

    Dad? Are you okay? Do I need to get Ryland to watch you 24/7?

  • @skvler
    @skvler 4 года назад +18

    shane: let's just put a little bit
    the donut: STOP DROWNING ME IN RAAAUUAAGHH-

  • @caseyg9438
    @caseyg9438 7 лет назад +763

    If a pregnant woman goes swimming,
    Is she a human submarine?

    • @jaychen6127
      @jaychen6127 7 лет назад +1

      Lol 👌😹

    • @its_onionb
      @its_onionb 7 лет назад +3

      Casey Galloway not original

    • @scottwade8348
      @scottwade8348 7 лет назад

      Casey Galloway 👌

    • @starrshine1002
      @starrshine1002 7 лет назад +5

      Onionhead_33 no one cares go away

    • @ld.j4391
      @ld.j4391 7 лет назад +6

      Onionhead_33 why did you have to comment that

  • @lexifinley9368
    @lexifinley9368 4 года назад +7

    5:54 why do I love the way he said “no” 😂😂😂😂

    • @4usprosperity
      @4usprosperity 2 года назад +1

      I heard I heard I heard I heard I said Popo I mean I've got Popo Edwards hello Papa how are you the fight about something karate hair chicken rice Club apartment how long I mysterious Minecraft host alright I'm so sorry Popo

  • @daniaperla6170
    @daniaperla6170 5 лет назад +594

    tbh dipping french fries in wendy’s chocolate frosty is fire 🥵🔥
    now i want one :(

    • @haleyren2804
      @haleyren2804 5 лет назад +22

      I also used to dip the chicken nuggets into the chocolate frostys too. It's amazing

    • @CharlotteKandy
      @CharlotteKandy 5 лет назад +15

      I thought EVERYONE did that! It is bomb! Damn now I gotta go to Wendy's!

    • @aajkdndkdnekwn
      @aajkdndkdnekwn 5 лет назад

      ew

    • @aajkdndkdnekwn
      @aajkdndkdnekwn 5 лет назад

      y’all are glue eaters

    • @pikapika1041
      @pikapika1041 5 лет назад +4

      emo snail ew? It's really good

  • @elyssarosen8835
    @elyssarosen8835 7 лет назад +198

    9:44 SHANES VOICE WENT LIKE 10 OCTAVES LOWER IM SHOOK

    • @maudeawoods7331
      @maudeawoods7331 7 лет назад +4

      Elyssa Rosen i know right 😂

    • @j-horsessaddle2614
      @j-horsessaddle2614 7 лет назад +4

      Elyssa Rosen scary as shit, I know.

    • @znyznyzny
      @znyznyzny 7 лет назад +2

      Elyssa Rosen I related because I fucking hate onions for the most part and then imagining them on chocolate cake...gag

  • @nova-ho3ws
    @nova-ho3ws 7 лет назад +5340

    Is dad pregnant? 🤔

    • @phandomlife1821
      @phandomlife1821 7 лет назад +66

      Uno I think so... Its a corny...

    • @veettumbs5249
      @veettumbs5249 7 лет назад +21

      Uno probably

    • @kendrakathan2892
      @kendrakathan2892 7 лет назад +35

      Uno yes I'm sure he probably was at one time and then ate the baby because it was hard for him to take care of it

    • @allie7567
      @allie7567 7 лет назад +44

      Uno how did you type uno you have no thumbs

    • @bubblebass2787
      @bubblebass2787 7 лет назад +61

      no but he has babies inside of him. because he ate them. it's complicated.

  • @bellakaiser3936
    @bellakaiser3936 4 года назад +2

    Shane u like everything that is food 🤣🤣

  • @goofygabs5088
    @goofygabs5088 5 лет назад +1404

    Mom:what are you watching
    Me:a guy eating pregnant food cravings
    Mom:gasp your pregnant
    Me:NO MOTHER
    😂😂😂😂😂

  • @kaylamadison4239
    @kaylamadison4239 7 лет назад +2607

    0:57 I can't 😂😂😂😂

    • @brandi1808
      @brandi1808 7 лет назад +41

      Kayla Madison bro I can't even breath from that!😂😂😂😂

    • @alyssa2130
      @alyssa2130 7 лет назад +15

      Kayla Madison AHAHHAHAHAHAGAH

    • @stimulateme_1666
      @stimulateme_1666 7 лет назад +13

      I can't either

    • @shanaenter236
      @shanaenter236 7 лет назад +7

      Kayla Madison noooooooooooo

    • @deadpony4915
      @deadpony4915 7 лет назад +8

      Kayla Madison *WEEZE* XDDDDDDDD

  • @Moonlight-kd3zq
    @Moonlight-kd3zq 4 года назад +21

    Nobody:
    Shane: I eat baby’s

  • @speechless_shad0w877
    @speechless_shad0w877 7 лет назад +451

    Shane: Cats' are fucking evil!!
    later on
    *shane gets a cat*

    • @fungusxx
      @fungusxx 7 лет назад +29

      Speechless_Shad0w he still thinks they're evil

    • @denniseavalos6358
      @denniseavalos6358 7 лет назад +2

      Speechless_Shad0w to be honest he had cats all his life including snoop muffins and more

    • @rayax2805
      @rayax2805 6 лет назад

      Yeah but Cheeto is super cute 😂😂

  • @JustinClouse
    @JustinClouse 7 лет назад +2027

    Shane is the master youtuber! I don't know how he keeps up such an IMPRESSIVE posting schedule! 🔥🔥🔥👏

  • @mirandaaacusterr3191
    @mirandaaacusterr3191 5 лет назад +4

    2:10 so are we not gonna talk about how good his high notes are?

  • @Jesmagi
    @Jesmagi 7 лет назад +282

    I'm currently 6 months pregnant and have yet to have any strange craving... However, my husband and I were at Costco and I wanted peanut M&Ms so bad that I ended up having to buy a giant ass bag of peanut M&Ms... cause you know, it's costco.
    Anyone want some peanut M&Ms?

    • @mirandatadeo5055
      @mirandatadeo5055 7 лет назад +5

      Jesmagi sureeeee

    • @Jesmagi
      @Jesmagi 7 лет назад +2

      Miranda Tadeo you want a picture? Lol

    • @natianaroman2882
      @natianaroman2882 7 лет назад +2

      Jesmagi yes always!!! I'm only 3 months pregnant and if I crave pickles I'm going to dieeee I hate pickles

    • @amyalverson948
      @amyalverson948 7 лет назад +1

      Jesmagi may I have some? and congrats!

    • @maddiecollazo6705
      @maddiecollazo6705 7 лет назад +2

      peanut M&MS ARE THE BEST CANDY IN THE WHOLE WORLD

  • @oldcup9714
    @oldcup9714 7 лет назад +201

    No woman wants a man to call her a bitch, but Shane gets a pass. Call me bitch when ever you want lol. 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @matty_fressshhh
    @matty_fressshhh 7 лет назад +139

    Shane's eyes are amazing and they go perfect with what ever he says...😂
    "Johnny have you been eating Bath Salts again?"
    "No but I have been eating dirt..."
    LOVE YOU SHANE😂❤️😂

  • @Kawaiistuff12
    @Kawaiistuff12 4 года назад +22

    Hmm cat food smells like cat breath...makes total sense. Who would have thought?

  • @jakeharvey7271
    @jakeharvey7271 7 лет назад +157

    That mini panic attack you get when you load one of Shane's videos and you realize you have your volume all the way up.

  • @lindseystraley1548
    @lindseystraley1548 6 лет назад +163

    When I was pregnant I craved pink lemonade. Before I knew I was pregnant, I sat down in my kitchen and cried for 20 minutes because I didn't have any pink lemonade.
    My mama craved Funions and Yoohoo chocolate milk.

    • @thatoneplaylistchannel4744
      @thatoneplaylistchannel4744 6 лет назад +1

      Lindsey Straley YOUR MOM IS MEEEE!!!!!!

    • @nyasia8373
      @nyasia8373 6 лет назад +5

      Lindsey Straley lmao u cried over 20 minutes cuz u ain't have no pink lemonade 😂😂😂 I'm sorry but that's hilarious

    • @mizzykola5354
      @mizzykola5354 6 лет назад +2

      For me it was chocolate milk, and pickles with cream cheese.

    • @aliviascool
      @aliviascool 6 лет назад +1

      I cried bc I didn’t have a car to drive to Wendy’s for a spicy chicken sandwich lmao literally cried hardcore 😂 my boyfriend got me one after he got off of work lol

    • @Go-ct7pu
      @Go-ct7pu 6 лет назад

      I'm not trying to be mean but yoohoo isn't chocolate milk it's actually water and if you look it says chocolate drink not milk

  • @akazeqz
    @akazeqz 3 года назад +4

    when shane said "im not here to judge im hear to join" QUEEN

    • @4usprosperity
      @4usprosperity 2 года назад +1

      R4 is a very important thing to do in the future of the most part 🙌👏👌that you can make it to the next time I will get

    • @4usprosperity
      @4usprosperity 2 года назад +1

      Oh yeah 😎😏

    • @4usprosperity
      @4usprosperity 2 года назад +1

      Pppppp I will not have any more problems

  • @ugh9217
    @ugh9217 5 лет назад +135

    7:16
    And nearly 2 years later... the White House Dinner.

  • @dianafernandaa
    @dianafernandaa 7 лет назад +460

    Who else wants Shane to be their teacher 😂💀

  • @caitlinmatthews4882
    @caitlinmatthews4882 6 лет назад +219

    My cat came running Bc she heard you opening the can😂

  • @Clairebear2208
    @Clairebear2208 3 года назад +2

    I miss Shane!!!😩😩
    “I wanna be Instagram famous!”
    Shane!… you are!!!

  • @turntechgodhead4107
    @turntechgodhead4107 7 лет назад +257

    This makes me wanna be pregnant just so i can see what i'd crave
    i'm male

    • @gingerwillow7055
      @gingerwillow7055 7 лет назад +14

      Camioup that's the most beautiful thing I've ever read

    • @sam3070
      @sam3070 7 лет назад

      +Ginger Willow tumblr comments

    • @hanehawri9432
      @hanehawri9432 7 лет назад +6

      That's so beautiful

  • @Shannon-rx9vm
    @Shannon-rx9vm 7 лет назад +326

    Shane: Smells cat food
    Holds up to camera so we can smell it

    • @gamerpotato6440
      @gamerpotato6440 6 лет назад +5

      Aw damn that cat shit is strong I could smell when he did that!lol 😂😂😂

  • @thescaredy-cat860
    @thescaredy-cat860 7 лет назад +503

    pregnancy cravings....more like me on my period cravings

    • @unkownaccount2519
      @unkownaccount2519 7 лет назад +2

      Cayla 3 | me too tho

    • @Djay116
      @Djay116 7 лет назад +5

      Cayla 3 people think I'm crazy when I say I have crazy cravings about a week before I get my period. As soon as I crave donuts bam something'
      clicks in my head and I think "aw ish I'm getting my period next week"

    • @annaarcher2549
      @annaarcher2549 7 лет назад

      Cayla 3 funny

    • @annaarcher2549
      @annaarcher2549 7 лет назад

      😂

    • @rzr9178
      @rzr9178 7 лет назад

      Cayla 3 yasss

  • @lpsgameslilyanna5294
    @lpsgameslilyanna5294 4 года назад +4

    The reason cheese and chocolate are so good together is because they both go to the exact same part of your brain. They both give you the same feeling of happiness.

  • @eimearnic1021
    @eimearnic1021 5 лет назад +825

    No joke, I got a condom ad during this.....

  • @XoKaylaXo100
    @XoKaylaXo100 7 лет назад +611

    SHANE DO THE BEAN BOOZLED CHALLENGE i know it's old as fuck but i think you'd kill it

    • @trayseidler5407
      @trayseidler5407 7 лет назад +1

      Kayla Fischer Yaaasss!

    • @mywigdisintegrated
      @mywigdisintegrated 7 лет назад +7

      Kayla Fischer he did it already in one of his old videos

    • @ambermargelis5424
      @ambermargelis5424 7 лет назад +6

      Kayla Fischer he did it with his mom already.

    • @sparkygurge
      @sparkygurge 7 лет назад +1

      Kayla Fischer he would!

    • @vreggz2783
      @vreggz2783 7 лет назад +67

      He needs to do it but using the taste tripping pill at the same time! 😂

  • @andreasalcido1687
    @andreasalcido1687 5 лет назад +316

    How many are watching Shane old videos in 2019?
    Small RUclipsr 💕

  • @Horrorbotyt
    @Horrorbotyt 6 лет назад +170

    when Shane ate dirt I seriously died

  • @scream6612
    @scream6612 7 лет назад +187

    "Really interesting looking nugget" is actually what I'm naming my self-portrait

    • @scream6612
      @scream6612 7 лет назад +8

      Also, A Nugget Just Trying to Live His Life But He's Covered in Pudding is the title of my autobiography

  • @myah5847
    @myah5847 4 года назад +8

    shane makes me feel better like i can’t cry when watching his videos 💀

  • @julissahere6728
    @julissahere6728 7 лет назад +551

    "that tasted like cat" ~ shane Dawson 2017

    • @lmTrashT-T
      @lmTrashT-T 7 лет назад +3

      Julissa here omg cheeto

    • @philthecamel7781
      @philthecamel7781 7 лет назад +15

      Julissa here legit read this as he was saying it😂

    • @keirstenlia4019
      @keirstenlia4019 7 лет назад +1

      Julissa here #QuoteOfTheYear

  • @beccal.4625
    @beccal.4625 4 года назад +8

    Anyone else watching Shane’s older videos and seeing how different they are for his newer ones?? Also anyone else super exited abt his collab pallet with Jeffery????

    • @4usprosperity
      @4usprosperity 2 года назад +1

      Attitude is not my favorite 😒🙄🙃😑and I have been trying 😩😪😫🙃😬and it would have been nice 🙃

    • @4usprosperity
      @4usprosperity 2 года назад +1

      W is the only thing to get into this

    • @4usprosperity
      @4usprosperity 2 года назад +1

      W and we have

  • @hellograceanne
    @hellograceanne 7 лет назад +93

    I forgot how funny Shane was, omggggg. I've been binging on his recent videos and can't stop.

    • @Artisallireallyneed
      @Artisallireallyneed 7 лет назад +1

      hellograceanne same! Like why the fuck did I ignore his videos for years lol I made a mistake